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>>742877698wheres werster
At least they talk like humans
>>742877763in australia maybe
miggers
>>742877698she hit the wall
>>742877698She passes better than anyone else I've seen on these thingd
is this the worst gdq? i haven't been watching much
I watched Nine_Ten play pokemon yesterday
The only issue is the couch dudes talking too fast and sometimes talking over each other. Also race is over already.
migged mogged
>3½ hours of this>1½ hours of kaizo marioYeah, I think that's it for me today. There aren't even any runs to go back to as there has been barely any good runs
>>742877919>talking too fastu wot m8?>race is over>on a rng based gamelol
>>742877792seems like a lot of average runs this time
someone say smugleaf?
Yall talk smack but if you put spike on this couch it would improve the run dramatically
wow your favorite pokemon is a very popular one from gen one?how unique, you must really like pokemon
this faggot is giving me ADHD
Kill jester
Pokegirls
>Quirk chungus voiceguy starts Jigglypuff singingInsta-Z, it's over, pack it up.
The way that I played this game naturally as a small child - solo blastoise and spam surf from start to finish - is also the speedrun after 30 years of optimization. These are complex games.
man fuck this announcer
>>742877763Werster was banned like 12 years ago for stealing hotel room cards.
every person with sonic in their name is obnoxious as fuck
I went back and watched some of that Transformers run, the game looked pretty fun. Would zoomers consider it a retro game?
not enough women on the stream i'm not going to lie
>pokemon>no adefi thought he was the resident pokemon expert
>>742878107I had a full team but I wouldn't replace moves because "these work fine"so I had a level 100 swampert with tackle, water gun, dig and rock tomb
that shenanagans guy got fatdo you think he misses his bro keizaron?
>>742877986It's decent. Recent past GDQs were just seas of red.
Are they catching Pokemon because they need the National Dex to get the rematch fights? I missed the first 20 minutes or so.
What are you playing while you watch?
>>742878235too busy banging KFFC
>>742878282>Recent past GDQs were just seas of red.can you prove that? I don't think this chart is much different.
>>742878335They just think they’re neat!
>>742877986There are a lot fewer overestimates than last time. Troon count is going to overtake it by the end, though.
>>742878235there's no safety blast though
>>742871053was distracted for the past hour and a halfrolling
>squirtle is blue>wartortle is purple>blastoise is bluehuh?
>>742878282It's mid bro, the best run so far is an Aussie shitpost
>>742878335You are correct
>Remember to donate with your favorite pokemon national dex no :)>PS: Please, only gen 6 or above, we don't want to clog our donation reader with useless low value donos
Link the fucking twitch stream in OP goddamnitt
>>742878235even gdq knows nobody likes him
>>742871053>>742878513>no one replied
>>742878348stop playing weebslop and play some real mobile games like candycrush
>>742878528>links are purple hmm…
>>742878528middle child syndrome
>>742878348I'm gonna have to find something new to afk here in a minute.
>>742878528squirtle 3 was originally going to be red and Blastoise was a completely separate Pokémon but they combined the lines into one because gee billy, 2 turtle pokemon lines in just one game?
>>742878528purple is just a shade of blue
>>742878348Factorio, of coursePrepping to leave for Vulcanus
Why is it a race?
>>742878771you're a shade of gay
>>7428788042 times the fun
>>742878348Neverwinter Nights still, but I took a break
>>742878348Only this and nothing more
> 2500 donation by Fangamer2500 isn't a Pokedex entry, Fangamer. Try again.
Anyone noticed that anon's wife(frozenflygone) is missing? No wonder this Pokemon run feels lacking
>>742879017>he doesn't know
>>742878804Because why not?I wish they gave them a reason why notThese races are awful to watch
Misty is hot, I'm just gonna say it
>>742879074true, true...
>>742878398>Random runs with two, three, and even four times as many votes as the runs around them.lmao
>>742878398Its hard to tell since people spam every run to have an even number of each rating from ZZZ to SSS.
>>742878348SF6
>>742879074Misty with huge tits is hotter.
>>742879074>Unc lusting over a hag
>elite four round 2 What does this mean ?
>tuned in for 4 seconds>first thing I hear is a tranny's obnoxious voice>close stream
>>742879246They're going to beat the postgame rematches
>>742879156MODS MODS MODS
>>742879246Beat E4 twice
>>742879256idk what you mean, it's all he/hims on strim right now
When is this host shutting up? I don't know why but I get the urge to close the stream each time he opens his mouth.
>>742878348metroid prime 4...
>>742879307guess the announcer just sounds like a massive faggot then
the more they beg the more I hope they get fucked way or another
>>742879326He's a professional yapper, that's why they keep asking him to do voices.
>>742879143The woman with a weird face.
Suck'em, /v/
>>742879326it's a four hour rpg run, host is gonna be reading donos for most of that. not even any tech or skips to talk about, just using your starter to OHKO most shit
>You can keep goingThe sign of a shit run, when they let the Host talk non-stop.
what is the fucking point of a speedrun race in a game where 95% of everything is decided by RNG
>>742879423no big pile of poop?
>>742879246His ass is gonna get beaten twice
Player 2's used up all his good RNG. I can feel itBelieve in the turnaround, Pokeguybros
>>742879256>Everyone on now is a he/himSee, this is why no one takes these kinds of posts seriously, its all in bad faith
Why are there so few good hosts at GDQ? Do they purposefully pick annoying people, or are these the best they could find?
VGH
>>742879446>Nessa
>watching since it started but muted since I was in a work call>man I cant wait to watch this run unmuted so I know whats going on>unmutes>oh this guy doesnt shut the fuck up and is doing gay ass Pokemon sounds
This run is interesting because it feels like a battle between the donation reader and the runners themselves. Both parties want to be constantly talking and this is leading to a weird dynamic where random Pokemon cries are followed up by autistic info dumps. It's like a new evolution of cringekino.
>>742879246Second, harder set of E4 fights, unlocked by beating the Sevii Island sideplot (which requires the National Dex, so they also have to register 60 caught Pokemon)
>>742879448To turn you into a gambling addict
>>742878460Are the runs getting better? Wait no, it's just some of the ones that are genuinely liked were more present lately
>Truly strong speedrunners should try to win with their favourites
/v/ used to roast edobean for being that one really exceptionally annoying host.Now all of them are edobean.
Pokeguy is pondering his life choices
>>742879614Absolutely horrendous art style
>>742879546first marathon? pokemon runs are always just letting the host run wild with these stupid pokemon number donations
>>742879508Best they can find based on that one tech anon. Apparently GDQ is in a power struggle and they treat all their volunteers like dogshit. I imagine any reasonably well acclimated person also doesn't want to be around trannies, furries, and faggots all day.I wonder if there'll ever be a day some wealthy faggot decides to make his own speedrun event that is either no-political-agendas or just swings the pendulum the other way.I'd tune into Christian Minecraft Speedruns or Total Speedrunner Death 2027
>>742879446new poke games look like this?????
Why is almost every pokegirl a semen demon?
>>742879675i want to fucking believe one of them will be good. this guy literally does NOT STOP TALKING
>>742879614>>742879696dios mio
this dude is giving me a stroke
>>742879646Ok so far. Never read the original manga, but I found the previous adaptations to be just okay procedurals.
>>742879661The animation is great tho weirdly enough.
>>742879723It's a more faithful adaptation which is why there's a softcore lesbian scene
>>742879650>gamefreak thinking they're so based writing this then proceeding to make some pokemon total fucking dogshit as a joke
>male that's called a femalePretty based of the right runner ngl
>>742879723Because they're going in line with the original manga rather than continuing the more serious style
>four hour pokemon runi sleep
how does a voltorb eat? What a nightmarish existence must it be to be a sphere with no limbs
>>742879614>>742879696I like how they animate it so they do their video game poses.
>>742879787Simpler art styles facilitate animation
>>742879696That's not a rock type you fucking fuck
>>742879742
>>742879654yeah i was just thinking the other day that it feels like every tolerable host has quit. it seems like they must explicitly train the hosts to be as annoying as possible now. i guess on the bright side, since the hosts are now all equally bad, no run really sticks out for having a uniquely bad host anymore. i just let that shit wash over me now, if you get pissed off by attention whore hosts then this event is gonna give you an aneurysm
>>742879829It keeps happening!
>>742879712Ludwig tried to make his own speedrun convention with blackjack and hookers, but forgot that you have to actually do more than invite a bunch of e-celebs and pad out the roster with some genuine speedrun spergs.
>>742879753>>742879776>>742879548>>742879326>AAAAND ANOTHER DONATION FROM FIREGUY_57, MY FAVORITE POKEMON IS TOGEPIIII! TOGE-TOGE-TOGEPIIIIIIIIIII HAHA I LOVE TOGEPI SO MUCH I REMEMBER WATCHING POKEMON ANIME WHEN I WAS JUST A WEEEE LITTLE KID AND I JUST WANNA SAY; A-MAZING CHOICE! LET'S GET SOME MORE DONATIONS IN TO FINISH THAT POKEDEX EVERYONE!!!!
>>742879740They're not, doe
>>742877698Why does /v/ tune in to trannys playing video games, you could just play them yourself
>>742879945>POKEMON SAVED MY LIFE
>>742879753Will never happen. Pokemon inherently is shit because the optimal strategy is always power levelling one pokemon as much as possible and then just 0KOing everything into late game which is just buying stat booster items to cheese the Elite 4.
>>742879895Funny how it matches the biological gender of the streamers too
>4 hours>race for a JarpigJesus fucking Christ
>>742879945Why haven't you muted yet like the rest of us?
>Rival3>Rival2HIS NAME IS BLUE
>>742879829he didn't pick it, it was a bid war
>>742879923I remember the alphabet people were throwing a tantrum over that because "it lacked representation"
>>742879482What happened to pidgeot?
>>742879950hot
>>742879893They train all of their donation readers off DSP begging strategies. They know their audience is mostly retards in wheelchairs.
>>742879950mo a r
>>742880050Cuz I'm getting some work done and have this open on the side.
I prefer the gen 1 remakes art to emerald/sapphire
>>742880070Kek alright. I was wondering how the tranny staff let this pass.
>>742880139fucking kek. no way that's real.
>>742880084Red killed him
>>742880161
>>742880079
So the guy on the right already won, hasn't heWhat the fuck is the point of this
Never been in one of these threads, do people post good porn here
>>742880161ash you fucking retard
>>742880161I don't get it
>>742880251in theory he could miss and get crit but yes he has already won
>>742880250Frame Fatales is entirely white dudes as well, what's the problem?
>>742880175how big are your implants gonna be?
>>742880084Fried and sprinkled with lemon pepper
>>742879893GDQ have exactly the culture they want. They said at the start there's an astonishing amount of theatre kids and clout-chasing "speedrunners">>742880307Unless he gets as unlucky as player 1 did, it's a done deal
>>742880291pokemon has ntr now???
>>742880251Plenty of places to fall waaaay behind (Koga split with safari, power plant, mansion, victory road if lacking catches, E4R1)
>>742880307>>742880392pokeruns always feature wipeouts
>>742880406>He know pokemon speedrunning NEEEEEEEEEERD
Inhaled toothpaste while brushing my teeth it hurts
>>742880291What's going on here
>>742880250> get blocked like an adultWhat a faggot
I’ll watch a gdq after the trans genocide, not watching or donating a penny until then
>>742877986All the people with standards have been filtered out of GDQ and don't even bother with the threads anymore
Where is Keizaron?
>tuned in now>just missed the based Pokemon fanclub president
>>742880402Who is getting NTR'd here?
>>742880608trannies claim they're already being genocided as we speak
>>742880687>horse pussyuma delicia
>>742880240Buddy, AGDQ was literally spamming "trans rights" THE ENTIRE WEEKIt's bound to line up with something like thisThey even fucking modded DK64 to spam "trans rights" at every screen change
>we havent seen any impactful crits so farplease be a jinx
>>742877698Trump's "jacking off two dude" dance needs to die.
>>742880828>jinx Ugliest pokemon
>>742880750james of course, they are basically married
>>742880851Miggers don't own that dance
>tune in to gdq for the first time in ages>TRANS RIGHTS>tune out of gdq
>>742880851you had me at T....needs to die
>>742879923what do you mean? first one was a success, they did a second one last year that was also a success, and i think he's doing it again this year in september. only thing "wrong" with it was GDQ people sperging at him on twitter because his event did pretty well while their events are losing relevancy every year
What are you doing instead of watching this boring Pokemon run?
>>742880943James is gay my dude
Post your haorline
>>742880240>No way that's realDo you not actually watch this shit? It's spammed almost every run. It's why viewership is a dumpster fire nowadays compared to previous years
>>742881128Playing SF6 on my ROG Xbox Ally X
>>742878348first time progressing Burning CrusadeLoving unemployment
>>742879383My condolences
>>742881283that stormsaber was my first epic mount back in OG TBC
>>742881178that's sad
>>742871053>>742878513delivery: smug monkey>>742878581There have been a couple of drawings last thread
Nothing worse than faggots that post mons from gens that isn't currently being ran.
Oh hey. The dono reader is doing that thing the staff guy said they are being forced to do. Pointing out specific things they buy or whatever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=putEPFb5q_IPanels from the event are now being uploaded. This one is interesting because there's a section where she says not to use "speedrun jargon" since no one is gonna know what the fuck terms like time loss and over estimate mean. >We should refer to runners as "performers" This is your brain on HR.
>>742881582
>pokemon "speed"run>thread diesevery fucking time
>>742881448She looks like she fucks human pokemon girls
>>742880675cucked to death by a ghost
blastoise is so cool, I wish he were my dad
I've watched GDQ since 2012, pretty religiously a lot of the years (even after most people dipped out) but I have not managed to watch a run from start to finish yet this marathon. Makes me feel old and kind of sad, I miss my old life.
>>742881717I wanna…
Would there be any actual cool Pokemon games to see a speedrun of?
>>742881680What's strange with that? This is so people write a CV will know they are not suppose to write shit like that nobody understands outside of this community
>>742881680>>We should refer to runners as "performers"lolit's just like porn
>>742881717We still have over TWO HOURS of this
>>742881852the 24 hour run of pokemon stadium werster does sometimes
Nice of them to do a Pokemon speedrun so people can get excited for the Palworld 1.0 release on friday
>>742881717It's almost like the gimmick of pokemon runs gets on people ls nerves as well as is long as fuck and boring
>>742881865Cover letters are fucking gay. Having to consolidate your experience and skills into general, "no-nonsense" language is a sign of a decaying, feminized society.
What game should I pirate?
>>742881852pokemon go, complete pokedex category
holy shit is this true?
>>742881717They should ban games that are aren't fun to watch. This is supposed to be a fun spectacle show but some games don't work for this.
>>742877698that's a man
>>742882009princess maker 2
>>742882036yeahthey also trade sex for food
>>742881680Let them. This event is just a tranny circus freakshow gathering for years. Nothing of value would be lost. Every good runner isn't even there. I miss Speed Demos Archive when the internet was too slow for streams.
>>742882009Talisman
What u all gooning to ?
>>742882036Didn't know this guy was still around.And by "this guy" I mean you.
>only see the thumbnail never check the thread>wonder why I don't see GDQ on Twitch>only see a youtube link heredid it become so bad? lmao
Pokemon speed runs are so fucking boring man. No animations on skills, they all use the same single pokemon. Why do they always include this crap.
i become a sexless 35 year old this year. also handholdless, kissless, dateless and hugless. AND i'm too busy to even watch GDQ this year.
>>742882036Couldn't even spell "remembrance" right, but sure
>>742882036Wait what the fuck
>>742882184Jay Naylor comics.
>>742882184Wada waus latest work. Is her Magnum opus.
>>742882184Nothingporn addiction is how you end up as one of those dudes wearing dresses at GDQ
>>742882036Yes, the extremist islamist and serial rapist sam'il al'hayd took her as his personal sex slave.
>>742882036>Saved all the Europeans>Left the Amerimutt to dieHoly based, I'm gonna donate $1000
>>742882036lol emptyhero paid for a blue checkmarkSo many years of advertising your shitty remarks here and you think you'll profit from it.
>>742882036Obviously not.>Although Mueller had been working with international aid agency Support to Life in Turkey, this was not a work-related trip. Doctors Without Borders staff were "flabbergasted" at Mueller's arrival, fearing for her safety, as Syria was dangerous for international aid workers amid a civil war
>>742882235mouth breathing normies see pokemon on stream and immediately donate. doesn't matter how unwatchable the stream is, this shit always does numbers
>>742882289Porn addiction isn't real bro
>>742882264>American>humanitarian>aid workerNothing of value was lost.
>>742882264>Organization let's their daughter die.>Still donate anyway.White people are so fucked lmao.
>>742881717everyone's jacking off to pokegirls
>>742882432LOL okay
>>742882460i can tell there was some tiny hat magick happening behind the scenes
>$1,000 can buy a tent for ONE familySurely you can buy a tent for less than that?
>>742882184xev bellringer's mother's day video. one of her best
>>742882250based
>>742879482Why are all of his Pokemon so fucking sexy?
>>742881560damn this white boy is sexy!
this faggot's impressions are killing me
that was fucking awkward lmaooo
>>742882548no you dont understand they need to launder money
>>742882264>uh yeah it's not our responsibility to care if your daughter dies>yeah you're right, here's some moneywhat the fuck is wrong with this girl's parents??
>>742882550we should return to traditionn and repost the chicken tendie webm every thread
>and trans rightsYeah this run is gay, gonna go jack off
This pokemon noise imitation are cringe af
>>742882374>fearing for her safetyso naturally they let her die to avoid getting in trouble with their managers
i hate pokemon so much
>>742882548Well yes, but remember that they need 30% for government Jews, 30% for gdq Jews and 30% for MSF Jews. They only really make 100, no, 50 dollars per 1000 dollars.
>>742882264first line says she's an aid worker, but the rest makes it sound like she was just tagging along with her boyfriend and didn't actually do anything for MSF? was she actually an aid worker or basically just a disaster zone tourist?
>>742882250Same. Except if you count my sister then I've done most of those
>>742882036Seems to be true yeah. I don't know who would donate to this cult.
Iono or Canari, who would you rim?
Why are pokemon runs always S tier
>>742882840Both
>>742882697>bitch you need to leave>umm no I'm here to save lives :)>raped to deathShould've played more videogames
>>742882840MODS MODS MODS
>it's not even half over
>>742882840Both, really
>>742882264>White "people" lose daughter>White "people" still decide to donate to the organization responsible for their daughter dyingLmao, just like the Austin Metcalf shit. Whites are cucks. Deserved.
>>742882840enjoy your worms
>>742882930>Do shit>Fucking dieThat's about it in a nutshell
>>742882803faggots who hate biological women, whites, americans, and society in general
>GDQ thread>click thumbs down, close tab>go ESA stream, thumbs up
>>742882529Sure buddy. Your people can't ever do anything retarded, and if they do, it must be the jews. Sounds a lot like the bullshit niggers come up with.
Cheese cake.No, not cheesecake, cheese cake.
>>742882432Never goon. Porn obsession is real and can lead to behavior synonymous with substance addiction. The research is mixed on if viewing porn itself can change your brain chemistry, but the PMO Cycle (Porn -> Masturbation -> Orgasm) is undeniably a recipe for disaster. You should only be looking at porn for inspiration, not having it be your actual fap fuel, and you should never have a tight grip. Never, ever goon either. Don't talk to people on Discord about your porn consumption, don't hoard porn unless it's purely for archival, don't invest in sex toys. Most importantly, check if you're really horny or just need to urinate, because in many cases that feeling is caused by a full bladder literally pressing up and stimulating the sex organs. It's more common in women but it applies to men as well. And for the last time, never goon.
>>742883004Don't look back in anger
>>742883004i'm thinking it was more of a "dontae to us as a humiliation ritual or we'll murder you like we do to italian coast gaurdsmen who try to stop us from flooding europe with niggers"
>pushing "catch 'em all" donations>it doesn't actually have anything to do with the run>just want all 151 pokemon individually called out in donationsthis is borderline scamming, the language they used when talking about it could easily be seen as saying the runner will catch whatever mon you donate
How do you pronounce the name of the Blastoise? Shemale?
Call me when they run Pokemon vs Claude
Someone add the streamer to steam friends with a funny name please, this is getting boring.
>>742883092it's too late for me, /v/ros...
>>742883118FemalemaleDouble male so it cancels out the fe-
>>742882739Probably only an aid worker by technicality, as any student volunteering for a summer can count as an aid worker.>>742882840I would lick Iono's belly until she loses it and begs me for vaginal
>>742883118"girl (male)"or, alternatively, "average GDQ runner"
>>742883115Right, just like how Austin Metcalf's dad forgave his killer despite the killer and his parent's not ever giving a shit about him or his family. No, whites are cucks and deserve all the shit that happens to them, and jews are not to blame for that. Though, they are still to blame for a lot of shit in this world.
>>742882036HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAYou reap what you sow.GDQ and its witnesses are evil.
>>742883118Could be 'venus' cuz that's the symbol
>>742882036Did it happen? Yes.Is it more nuanced than that shithead is capable of understanding? Yes.
>>742877698>muscle memory kicks in
>>742882432It is
>>742883069>Faust mains
>pushing digital attendee badgesbuying this shit is pathetic. you don't even get the thing in the mail until weeks after the event, so it's already irrelevant by the time you get it. can't even larp to your fellow discord groomers by wearing it while watching the marathon
>>742883256the fbi forces white survivors of nigger crime to do that or they get charged with incitement
>>742883004It at least beats being Latinx, which 95% are molested by an uncle or male cousin
real schizo hours
>>742883069this is sa
>>742883092I had FWBs who suddenly ghosted me and their absence has still left me fucked to this dayAlso I stress way too easily and I don't know how else to deal with it some days
>>742883302Next you'll say alcoholism is real kek
>>742883396Omg it is!!!
Who /out/ here?
>>742883069naruto was a mistake
>watch a movie>pokemon run still not even halfway done
>>742883351Show proof. I'm not going to keep arguing with a white supremacist schizo that excuses every stupid thing white people do with "It's da jooos."
>>742883443Based and comfypilled.
>>742883486>white supremacistWhy are white people the only people on the planet not allowed an ethnostate?
>>742883442Glad somebody here thinks so, people should get a grip with the reality of mental diseases and disorders
Would you press the button anon?
>>742883443Not a chance.
>>742883443looks nice. I only have street shitting zombies outside my place in LA
>>742883443I wish my internet reached to my garden. If it could, I'd probably camp there all summer long.You got a comfy backyard, bro
>>742883556Ummm, it's called Israel, sweetie.
Can we get a trans rights don’t matter in the thread
>>742883443Are those folding phones even worth it?Feels like it's a massive gimmick
>>742883619Vaporeons can turn completely into liquid at will
Can we get a wellness check on Mr. GameAndShout????
BUY THE DIP
>>742883443how did you take that picture
>>742883619>killing the Vaporeon instead of fucking itngmi
>>742883670>Ummm, it's called Israel, sweetie.That is fucked up.
this race is actually pretty close. who'da thunk?
>>742883721>suddenly traumatized for something he did 3 years agohm...
>>742882036>>742882264>>742883004It seems like a complicated situation>she didn't actually work for MSF>MSF would set a precedent for paying for anyone kidnapped in dangerous regions (where they do their work)>US doesn't negotiate with terrorists>Orange dude would have just said Obama was weak if he paid anyway
>>742883556Because white people are too afraid to have one because oh noez they'll be just like hitler. Whites are constantly chewing their own out for expressing cultural pride too. Are there jews that try to make them feel bad about it? Yes, but whites could easily stop giving a fuck and jews would stop having influence. You give a rat the keys to the kingdom, don't be surprised when they ruin it.
>>742883721reminder he "abused" a legally blind foid by cheating on his wife with her.
>>742877948I think im just old now. The entire schedule is unappealing outside a few small blocks.
>>742883619I'd shove >>742883793 in there as well and spam the button all for free.
>no donationsBased
>>742884053Was about to post this
>>742883907Stop making sense instead of right wing talking points
>>742883443comfy
>pure luck changes the race, 0 skill, 0 effortThis is the worst run, automatic Z
>>742884149Speed running rng heavy games is a fools errand.
TIME TO DO MY SILLY VOICES
>>742883907That's probably closer to the truth than not. At least I wanna believe that, it's easier to be able to make sense of things
>>742883596No worries mate, I think a lot of people have plenty of life altering disorders but never given them the proper time to think or to actually accept they have one.
JESUS CHRIST
holy fuck
shiny ratto
That's pretty nuts.
That rat was orange
I have never gotten a shiny
I missed it because I muted the stream. Thanks funny host
what happened this run is shit and I cant be bothered watching
rating S for shiny
>>742884149pokemon runs are automatic Zs on principle
holy shit i did not know about that ditto trick
>>742884395Caught shiny raticate in mansion
>THE SHINY RAT
>>742884395they got a shiny during a GDQ run
SHINY HOYYYPEE
>>742884386I got like 20 when I played that Arceus legend game but never got one before that, guess they have bumped the chances up from the old games where it was like one in thousand or something
>>742884442Explain it to me. I don't know and having play a single pokemon game
Guys I'm actually enjoying this runWhat's wrong with me
>>742884404gen 1 glitch exhibitions are funny but that's pretty much it
I was taking a shit and missed it, does someone have a screencap of the shiny
>>742884186I think its fine to speed run them, they just shouldnt be anywhere near marathons or any other live events.
>>742884394same here. kinda bummed cause i like pokemon runs but the host never shuts the fuck up so i just mute it
>>742884386The only shiny I ever saw before intentionally breeding for them was a Nidoran in the Safari Zone in Fire Red.Take a wild guess what happened.
>>742884472shiny rate on that game was on steroids so it dont really count
IT LITERALLY LOOKED LIKE THE SAME EXACT COLOR AS NORMAL RATICATESGAY
lmao nigga was in a poly relationship... this dude has kids
>>742884509Stockholm syndrome.
>>742884534You caught it and then your save got wiped
>>742884543Are you colorblind? Your monitor is shit?
>>742884493A random encounter might randomly have a shiny version of a pokemon. The odds of that happening are like 1 in 8000, so pretty rare to see in a speedrun.
>it's a 9 hour pokemon block
>>742884543u blind, nigga, its like orange
>>742884493pokemon can have alternative colors which have a 1/8192 chance of showing upone of those showed up during a GDQ run, first time one showed up in a GDQ run ever
>>742884493It's a 1/8192 chance.>>742884543Most shinies look like dogass, idk why people are obsessed with them.
>>742884493In pokemon, there's a chance to find a wild pokemon that has a different color scheme.These days its sort of trivial to find a shiny but back in gen 3, which this particular game is from, the chances were only like 1/8000.
>>7428844931/8192 chance of finding a pokemon that sparkles and is in different colors than usual, he got one
>>742884493A wild encounter pokemon has an extremely low chance of being "shiny", basically just a recolored sprite and nothing else, but so rare people may never even find out they exist.
Do you guys remember when the donation readers would only talk when the runner specifically asked them to?
>>742884534My first was a pidgey on route 1 in fire red. I HAD Pokeballs, but I was grinding and noticed too late.
>>742884472>where it was like one in thousand or somethinglol lmao1 in 8192 pre gen 6, you could catch the entire gen 5 dex 10 times over and you would only be slightly over half odds
>>742884386I encountered a shiny swinub in silver back when that was new. I didn't know what a shiny was at the time but it sparkled so I wanted it. It died before I could catch it.
>>742884543Most pre gen 3 Pokemon have pretty ass shiny versions thanks to the limited color palette of the Gameboy Color.
>>742884669>>742884668>>742884657>>742884654>>742884627blessed run then. Thank you kindly.
Most fuckable staff member?
Is TTYD forever tainted?>TEAMING UP WITH A TRANS GIRL TO FIGHT FASCISTS ON THE MOONit's just mario but shonen.......
I'M THE GIANT RAT THAT MAKES ALL OF THE RULES
>>742884760spike obviously
>>742884734gen 4 had at least the pokelure (or whatever it's name was) chains to increase oddsgen 3 you had to rawdog it
Threadly reminder that Doctors Without Borders:>provides medical supplies and treatment to ISIS fighters>provides food and water to known terrorist cells>provides food and medical aid to migrants attempting to illegally enter foreign nations>works with the Soros Foundation to smuggle illegal aliens across borders>personally commits illegal human trafficking>exchanges food, water, and drugs for sex>photographing rape victims without consent>firing staff for using power imbalance to bang locals>accused of being a colonialist white savior pipeline by their own staff>somehow also not woke enough>entire ambulance team executed in Haiti, nobody talks about it>uses children in ads like it's an EA lootbox campaign>launders money using the GDQ event>supports the act of shitting your pants live on stream>supports crossdressing and harassing the differently-abled live on stream>supports the use of flashing imagery to induce epileptic seizures>left a dumb american foid hostage under their care because "that's not their business"Let's break 3 hazbillion this GDQ!
Blastoise what a jobber
POST RATS NOWhttps://youtu.be/haDxugt96_U
>>742884760I mean, I guess Kungfu. Its not a very deep pool of choices though.
what happened to the speedrun dog?
>>742881852No pokemon runs do better when they take a year, multiple killed runs, and retards at the helm
>>742884861
>>742884760No contest.
>>742884865oh god, why did u remind of me that shitty run
>>742884760Fat Edobean.
>>742884908MODS MODS MODS
>TRANS RIGHTS!>defeated sigh from someone else on mic
TRANS RIGHTS!!!
>>742884982Mmmbutton
I wish a runner would just snap at the announcer some day
>>742884760Swiftalu's my ideal body type. Plain looking, nice hair, A cups, slender, decent personality.
>>742884945i care not for this video
>>742884945Chat is this real
>>742884945I've been pretty bummed that she's been dressing like a granny this GDQ
>>742885057>"I would really prefer it if you were quiet", part 2
hypno will never beat the allegations
>>742885057Gunner heard you bro.
>>742884784Just replay it yourself, see all the taint of that run burn away
>>742885057I think everyone that allergic to trans crap stopped attending GDQ a decade ago
>>742884945how did she get away with this lol
>>742877698I like the Silksong run. Nicole a cute.
>>742884998but that's andy milonakis
>>742885057why do you think they only run meme categories for big games anymore?any actual contenders refuse to be part of GDQ anymore
>>742885273>allows you to solo a raid boss
>>742884861ive been keeping anon's rat safe since agdq 2025
>>742877698Oh my science, a vagina-owner. Get her, ladies!
>>742885018I thought I hallucinated that. Glad it wasn't just me, kek.
>>742879923They had ZFG, didnt they?
>>742878545They didn't actually say this right
I have no idea wtf this run is supposed to be
>>742884861>reigns as god over your run's fate
>>742885548When in doubt, trans rights.
shut up host
That host reading "dial 8" is a core memory I will take to my grave
>>742885520Hahah
Gotta admit this guy can do a mean clefairy
>>742883443It's 97 degrees here.
>>742885548just wave and smile
Annoying Host drags down another run to insufferable levels.
>>742884908you won
>>742885613that's profoundly sad
MICHAEL
>>742880805>>742881271My disbelief is on the timing alone. It's too perfect. That's it. Get a grip you spergs.
>>742885548Just yell trans rights and say you're from germany
>>742885654Gdq classic
>>742885613kek please link it.
Where's Werster?
>>742885479Yeah and it was kino
>>742885784Klan meeting
>>742885613It's not even the message itself but the absolute ignorance and enthusiasm he shouted it that just makes it such kekkino moment
>>742877698>>Now: Pokémon FireRedHow rigged are these runs with these shinies in the mansion? Sorry, maybe I'm a grumpy old fuck but I don't buy it.
>>742885613My personal, all time favorite
>>742885780DIGGER status?
4 hour speed run at prime hoursFucking retards
>>742886040it's only 3:20 in burgerland
>>742886040but WE GOT POKEMOOOOOOON!!!
>>742886067it's 4:20 STUPID
Are you enjoying the pokémon run /v/?
>>742885882It's not rigged. You can't just manipulate the Raticate encounter walking in Mansion for a while. If he saved shortly beforehand it might've been a different story
I wouldn't even mind having this on my 2nd screen as some background noise but whenever I try the commentary is so offensively annoying I just have to turn it off after a few minutes. Can you people seriously bear this?
>>742886067>>742886086It's 5:20 you flyover fucks
>>742886121Like watching paint dry
TRANS RATS!!!!!
It's stupid that they started a Pokemon run at 3 pm in the middle of a work week, but I'm not really that upset cause the pokemon runs tend to be pretty shit.Just got off work how has it been so far?
TRAAAAAAAAAANSRATS
I've been watching these marathons for over 10 years.I will never and have never watched a Pokemon run.
>>742886040Pokemon runs are huge moneymakers. We know they bore everyone else, but they draw out the Pokefags who have more money than sense
>>742886171lower your tone when you talk to me you yank
>i told my fiance i would double my donation if a shiny was ever found in a gdq run btw trans rightshm...........
>trannies confirmed to be vermin
>>742886121No because this commentator won't shut the fuck up.
>>742886040Not the first or second time either
>>742886253trans rats
>>742886121The run itself is actually fun, but the constant yelling from the commentator shoving muh trans is just downright annoying
>>742885882It was rigged from the start with both runners getting perfect starter RNG on the first try in the beginning.
>>742886221the run itself is pretty close, and if you like Pokemon its probably an A.the host has his head so far up his ass repeating jokes and chants literally no one is saying or laughing at and never shuts the fuck up.
What awesomesauce moments or runs have I missed from this year so far?
>>742886221no fuckups, fairly close race, shiny raticate caughtAlright run for a 3hr pokerun
>>742885358
>>742886153I unmute it every 20 minutes or so and regret it every time.
In your opinion, at which point does something improbable become impossible?For example, a coin landing on heads a decillion times in a row is technically possible, however the chances of that happening are so small that it can be essentially disregarded.
>>742886307That is regular manipulation they use through their runs
>>742886121Somehow yes. It's fun to have on in the back while I write this book chapter. Making a dinner table chat fun is actually kinda tricky
>>742886328The only run I'd call genuinely good was Ogre Battle
holy fuck i'm bored
First time tuning into this trannyfest this summer.Is it worse than ever? Viewership seems even lower than the last one.
>>742877792what is that spam of bad runs at the start, troons?
>>742886436>while I write this book chapteryou're writing a book? Cool
>>742886469Yeah, it's called "Confessions of a Gay Retard"
>>742886421anything below 1% odds is not fessible for a human to do without actively trying to do itanything below 0.1% is basically all the same to human comprehension, same as numbers above 1 million
>>742877792are any of the zzz runs trainwreck kino worth checking out or is it all trash
>>742883004I think Austin's dad went Nuclear on the niggers once the court case ended.
>>742886253yeah this is a little too much. the pure euphoria they are getting over donations and screaming interrupting the runners for it is just sad.
Raticate
>>742886545Thanks dude. Goal is to get it published before my dad bites it>>742886469I'm trying to make it a trilogy, just not sure what to do about the middle act. How about "Confessions of a Trans Retard"?
>>742886421>at which point does something improbable become impossibleWhen it becomes practically impossible, namely, within the constraints of the human comprehension and application.
>jew shills in the sgdq threads
RYDON DOESN'T SAY HIS FUCKING NAME
>>742886656wtf is that
>>742886656I wish I had one of those
>>742886656I can't believe that's not a pig
How do they keep upping the cringe factor?It should be impossible.
>>742886656cute ratto
>>742886421when you are more than unlikely to achieve it during your lifetime. someone always wins the lottery, but for one to try to actively win it is pretty much impossible.though with your example I think it is even technically impossible for one person to flip a coin a decillion times.
>>742886703>>742886727I believe it's an albino nutria.It's basically a beaver.
The money laundering gets more obvious by the year
>>742886656does it hurt picking it up by its tail? also wouldn't it feel weird that a guy has his hand so close to your anus?
>>742886765>she wasnt there for the Donkey Kong Bananza run last time where Kungfufruitcup sang the credits song live on stage
>>742886421five standard deviations
>>742883623>>742885642It's 40C here. Just sit in the shade and get a fan. I've also got a cooler with ice and cold drinks, and a sports towel that cools itself.>>742884102>>742883543>>742883663Thanks lads. I'm not outside all day, just took the kids to the local pool for swim comp, so I'm killing a couple hours and surviving the heat. >>742883680I use it WAY more than I expected to. I was going to buy an E-bike but shattered my ankle in March, so I got one of these instead. Maximum utility.>>742883752desu I drew it from memory
>>742886545The Fallout story
>>742886421If the chance isn't 0 then it's not impossible
>>742886656very big
How did Pokeguy get ahead? I kept it muted for a while cause the host annoyed me too much.
>>742886307That was a little suspicious. Don't these guys spend hours trying to manip decent Squirtles in normal runs?I understand needing to get the run going though.
Why did gamefreak think it was a good idea to give a fucking plant dick-sucking lips?
>>742884862>literally no boob jiggle>fridge body
>>742887020>>742887020>>742887020
>>742887058We're on Page 5 during a slow run RETARD
>>742887037Every Pokemon is someones fetish, anon.
Fuck you.
One hour to go, boys.
>>742883907>MSF would set a precedent for paying for anyone kidnapped in dangerous regions (where they do their work)So just set the precedent that we'll negotiate as long as it's one of ours, essentially making you an even bigger target now?>US doesn't negotiate with terroristsWere you born yesterday?>Orange dude would have just said Obama was weak if he paid anywayOrange dude is a retard. Who cares about what he has to say about it.
>>742886421It either happens or it doesn't, so it's always 50/50
>>742886040That's the best part: after this is the evening news retardation, and after that is even worse slop than Wokemon.
>>742887212rosa analingus
>>742886558Nah most of them are just trannies running games that have 5 people on the leaderboard
>>742883907>a guy with protosoijak in his pfp isn't giving the full pictureThis has to be the first.
>>742885520hahah
Why are you guys watching this shit?
>>742887541twitch
>>742887541I've lost control of my life.
>>742887541got tired of masturbating
>>742887541I'll be riding this high of these threads for the rest of the month. It's almost enough to forget how shitty this website has gotten.
>>742887541Need something on while I'm writing.Want to brace myself for actually better speedruns later this monthI like you faggots' company
>>742882264>yes we are a charity give money>no, we're not going to just help someone
>>742887541Same reason why people go to a zoo
>>742888614I like the animals at the zoo
