Previous: >>742906104https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/66https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6g0mofoYfoNow: Banjo TooieNext: Yooka-Laylee and the Impossible LairLater: Sheepy: A Short Adventure
Come on man, what the fuck is that thing on the couch
>they/shefor fucks sake
>they/she
MIG!
>>742912510That's a woman, anon. Have you ever seen one before?
>>742912456>LE HECKIN CLUNGO>MUH FRIGGIN MUNGO>GOSH DARNIT TUNGO
So guys have there been any good Kungfufruitcup moments this GDQ? Haha
>man with lipstick has the deepest voice
that is easily the worst gdq I've ever watched. between trans rights overshadowing everything, piss poor runs, and theater kids trying to hog the camera, it's just been annoying to watch. I'm out, see you fucks at esa
DIOS MIO
what is everyone playin during the runs
>>742910207don't know where you got that from but it makes no sense at all
14 miggys
Miggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Dios mio........... las Americanas......
King Miggy Wiggy
>they/she>doesn't even sound female
>>742912456Migga
>>742912583Was about to make a post asking the same thing.For me, it's Maplestory. Classic release fucking never.
who's the cutie with the black lipstick?
>>742912549here is her reaction to your peepee
>>742912583sulfur and sea power
banjo is trooncore
>>742912645shumi my beloved....only 5 more maplestory classic closed betas.....
>>742912456MIKA HATE
Let's get some SUPPORT!!
>who should I have on my couch?>oh I know, someone who sounds like Pee-wee Herman who doesn't have an ounce of testosterone in his whole body>and also a tranny
>>742912661Gee I wonder which one doesn't have a he/him tag.
>>742912583Yakuza 0 Cabaret Clubs forever and ever.
>>742912583I like binging a visual novel during these marathons
Why is he on the couch?
>>742912583Voyager across the unknown
>>742912726why? is it actually fun to replay over and over?
i migrated
>>742912716Trannies are forced onto the couches
>>742912583installing TCG simulator, along with all the viruses from the fitgrill release.
>>742912716I just realized it was the tranny who had a deeper voice than the actual dude with a penis and balls.I'd just kill myself at that point, holy shit.
>>742912583>FFVII RebirthIt really is fucking bloated, my lord.>Star Fox '26Pretty fine, all Normal Medals and challenges done
>>742912583league of legends aram, just kill me man
>>742912812>Star Fox '26i feel like i'd rather buy the new rhythm heaven than this
>>742912753You know, despite everything I can at least praise GDQ for not being jeet central...yet
>>742912583Starting Black Flag Resynced today, I finished Cronos: The New Dawn the other day.
>>742912549old but obligatory
>>742912815At least it's ARAM
>>742912784*blocks your path*
I'm just praying the crowd doesn't find anything to go weeeee at constantly during this run
>>742912894it's the only thing I can tolerate but it's annoying to get the>IT'S JUST ARAM DON'T BE SO SERIOUSi just want to fight
>>742912685Was genuinely hoping for a 2026 release, but i should've known better that it won't be ready until next year. And this next beta also just had to be closed.Anyway did you know nu-maple has fucking AI in it? You are able to do a custom portrait for your sprite. Fucking wild, and of no surprise to anyone, all the lewd clothing is banned (had to use a different outfit for mine). Also the sloppa engine is still sloppy, which again, no surprise.
>first try all tricks so fark-kino??
>>742912905>plays pokeflute
I could never beat this stupid game as a kid. It was like a damn confusing maze.
>See my twink BF in the crowd>Ugly tranny talking to him
>>742912856To each their own. I'm a boomer Star Fox fan so the choice was easy for me
The middle guy on the couch looks the the JP morgan guy with the fish head wife
>>742912948>You are able to do a custom portrait for your sprite.this is disturbing. I played maplestory in like 2007 (I was very young) but honestly I just don't think classic would recapture it. I also played WoW around the same time but I love anything classic WoW. I'm not sure why I don't feel that Maplestory could capture the same magic but maybe it's because of the grindiness of it?
>>742912510I'm sorry I cannot figure out what beautiful and brave creature you're talking about could you specify
>>742912934Yeah, or just getting saddled with a shit champ you really don't want to play. That can piss me off personally. I refuse to play the normal game mode though, fuck that shit.
>>742912583Dragon quest VIII for the PS2. Perfect game to grind on the side
did we ever find out if jerikandra was a
>>742913045Can't wait to get to 55 and start a new character because leveling a new character to 55 takes about as long as 55 to 56
>>742913074personally I don't mind the shit champ as I like the challenge. or when the team is like 5/5 AD so I do a niche AP build. but usually there are enough champs to choose from where you can avoid "bad" champs. I just hate the culture around it, like when people flash at the beginning of the game to be funny
>>742912583Drawing
>>742913118She's just a butterface
>>742912708no one would ever hate mika
Uh oh GDQ staff is definitely getting mad about that huge criticism thread on /r/speedrun
>>742912456
>>742913154share
>white family is the smallest>black family is the biggest
nothing like waking up to ROO ROO ROO ROO ROO
IM A HEADBANGA
>>742913187Will you watch Moi's speedrun?
>>742912858jeets don't troon
holy kino
>>742913045Agreed on both sentiments.I'm just hoping on the non 0% chance it becomes a hit much like osrs was. I would hope the devs know that nostalgia alone won't make a classic game great. That shit dies very quick.Who really knows how things will go.
Gonna get jiggy with it
>>742913186>growClearly there is a market for speedrun content. Consider that you're not doing speedruns anymore.
damn it, Moon Moon
>>742913186this is the armpit hair tranny right?
>>742913253>2AM>donations will just be Sensei giving away whatever money Yuuka hasn't seen>Alice can beat it in 30min so Momoi is just scamming everyone outI'll just catch a VOD
they don't need to get the golden goliath anymorethey have the goblino goliath on the couch
How does an N64 game have better reflections than modern shit?
>>742913186>viewers in the toilet>doubles down Amazing really
>>742913186>We only want POSITIVE feedback!The only thing positive about modern GDQ is the HIV
>>742913195
>>742913186THERE ARE VIEWER SURVEYS?!
>>742912456Migga sheep love
>>742913460What an absolute unit.
>>742913460birb
>>742913460peregrines are so cool
>>742913186>Consider that this content may not be for you anymoreBold strategy, Cotton...
>Thursday>havent hit 1million yetso is GDQ finally dead and we are finally free of this troon hellscape
>>742913253Oh I just realize someone made BA mod for sm64.I wonder if someone weeb enough will speedrun mario using BA characters
>>742913460it elegantly captures how bibs are 90% legs
>>742913550the yeti will save us
>>742913186>look at reddit to see all the criticisms>only one thread criticizing the constant flow of donations ruining commentary for runsIs one thread really worth melting down over? It's even a valid criticism. There is so much more I could tear into this event about.This bitch needs to shut the fuck up, everything gets criticized. Fucking deal with it.
WHAT A THRILL
>>742913253I know someone who will be
>>742913550Don't worry I'm sure we still have a ton of fake DSP style donos from The Yetee and Fangamer to come
>>742913186>check reddit for this supposed huge criticism thread>it's actually the most limp-dicked "Everything is great I love woke, I wish it was more woke, I would sell my soul for GDQ, but here's this slight thing that could be better" type of criticism>even that gets GDQ's panties in a twisthonestly the event deserves to die at this point, there's no actual runs anymore, everything is either a straight up ad with the developer on the couch, some game with 3 runners total, 2 of which have stopped updating their records 5 months ago, or some big game, but instead of an actual speedrun it's some weird gimmick or obscure category because anyone capable of actually getting a record doesn't want to be part of GDQ anymoredoubly so because any high technical run is just impossible since the explanations have to be interrupted every 5 seconds by donation reading
>>742913594They aren't used to seeing even that little amount of criticismThey only see the heavily modded twitch chat and think that's reality
>>742913606She'll watch literally anything and it's disgusting
>>742906271what the hell does biohazard mean
can't tell if this is a ragebait post or no
>>742913625>>742913550Keep thinking there'll be a whale Mary, but if normie tranny loving faggots on Reddit are saying the vibes are off as much as we are and can visibly see just how slow the donations are.I think this might be the lowest in recent record by Sunday.
>>742913550
>>742913550The money laundering doesn't usually start until friday.
>>742913594You can't criticize a tranny. Words are violence and you would literally be killing them.
>>742913632>or some big game, but instead of an actual speedrun it's some weird gimmick or obscure categoryReminds me that I checked and KH2 is a randomizer this year.
>>742913550>And another $100.000 anonymous donation>Great run, great event, trans rights
>>742913550Either today or tomorrow you'll wake up and we'll be at 1.5 million. Just like it does every year. Got a lot of money to launder.
>>742913550Don't worry, I'm on my way with my anonymous donations
>>742913716a biohazard is a biological hazardvomit, blood, etc.it must be treated/cleansed with the proper protection equipment so as to avoid easily transmitted diseases
>>742913550Yetee will see this post and add another $50k donation on Saturday.
Would you have sex with Kazooie?
This is an enjoyable run. Its crazy how much an obnoxious host and couch can ruin everything.
>>742913862a cloaca would probably not feel good
>>742913825but how does that connect with the speedrun? did the runner throw up during the run?
>>742913186>Give me feedback on what you want>No, not that feedback!>We can't just give you what you want, I mean like different feedback>>742913594Anon....Their normal amount of criticism is that a youtube comments section gets every negative comment deleted, but they see one negative comment before it's gone and have to comment about how horrible the harassment is.Normally everything is instantly deleted / banned before they can see it, even one singular thread is too much.
>>742913713She struggles watching Michiru's stream at least.
>>742913716I read it as biolizard
>viewership cratered>donations are below last year's but don't follow the same trend as the viewership, should be at the 400k range>decide to check stats and then check DPM instead of an absolute graph>pic relatedHmmmmmm
>>742913862dragon form
>>742913550i legitimately wonder what will happen when it hits a boiling point. i think the irony of events of this size is that they won't just continue to shrink and shrink, one year you will just see>Unfortunately, AGDQ has been canceled this year due to budget constraintsand that will be it. over a decade down the drain because of the choices made
>>742913520They really are. >>742913583It's so weird. Also, he still had so much white fluff on the bottom, it hid the tail so it looks a little empty there. Juveniles are funny because they don't really know what to do with their wings so they hang there a little.
>Donations are not read unless the runner specifically gives the host permission that they're having a break and can read donos>Donations are mostly read inbetween runsWhy don't they do this?
>>742913943I guess people are just being extra generous :^)
>>742913943>entire chart is just N0nBinaryCode's sleep schedule
>>742912770The most fun moveset is locked behind it, so you either wait until late game when you have the money to bypass most of it or you grind it out early like I'm doing. In terms of gameplay, it's a 3 minute round of light menuing, so it's ideal for knocking out while watching a run.
>>742913754>>742913673>>742913919These trannies are so coddled it's unreal.
>>742913943It's an open secret they either fudge the numbers or launder
>>742913992less donos read means less donos or somethingbut mostly it's less of a chance for them to slip in a dono begging comment after reading onewhich means less donos, or something
>>742912583I don’t play anything atm, waiting for wife’s gameI’m building a mustang lego car while I’m watching this train wreck
>>742913992It depends on the runner/host. Sometimes the host is decent and waits for the runner to tell them, other times a lame theater kid can't wait to act out all the gay donos and will just overshadow the runner who is too scared to tell them to shut up
>>742913550They'll absolutely hit at least $1.7 million by the end of the event and no one will question how that number is so large when viewership so low and reddit will just say something about muh inflation and everyone will go on with their lives
>>742913992That's how they used to do things until like 2018 or so but I guess GDQ felt like they get more donos if the hosts are constantly being annoying and interrupting the runs
>>742914025which moveset? I'd like to replay yakuza 0 because of the recent "upgrade"(not sure what it's called) but I remember very little about the game beyond the obvious yakuza series beats
>>742913992A lot of the donations are shitty unfunny jokes timed to whatever run is currently happening. If they were all partitioned off into their own segment where everyone tunes out anyway then the retards have less incentive to send their money.
>>742913974Ticket sales for AGDQ this year were so bad, they scrapped the whole deadline thing and just said "F it, buy them when you want" and still can't sell these events out anymore when before COVID they used to sell out in 5 minutes and the hotel website would die a fiery death. I feel like they'll go back to smaller venues/rooms or eventually online only again before end entirely. The most money they ever made on an event was $3.6 million for AGDQ 2022 and that was an online one. But I don't see how these large hotel ballroom events are sustainable with the viewer count getting lower and lower every event and not being able to sell out anymore.
>>742913485conveniently not linked in the post
It's absurd how bad the schedule is for anyone in the EU, especially if you work.
>>742914204>online only again before end entirelythat's a good point. being able to persist through only needing like 5 people to announce + swap between speedrunner livestreams means they could keep this going quite a while if they went online-only.
Fuck yeah my 2TB Steam Machine just arrived
>>742914173Mad Dog
>>742914204they will never give up the hotel function room hire, too many of their staff use it as a tax write off excuse for degenerate sex parties at the hotel afterwards.
Remember when Spike said "GDQ is so back" like 2 years ago?Remember when tech had their shit together so the period between games was incredibly short outside their schedule bit/prize sections?Haha. Just a funny little remembrance.
>>742913550People have been wondering why these events aren't dead yet since like 2019 here, posts like these happen every single year. Realistically GDQ won't really die unless everyone running the event loses interest and they can't find replacements. It won't ever die due to monetary constraints, it's really easy for them to downscale. They're also not exactly beholden to shareholders so the line doesn't have to go up all the time.
>>742914386Gonna put your 'ick on it?
>>742914338Horrible for people on the east coast too, nobody wins. There's no reason I should be watching this at 1 AM on a Thursday morning.
>>742914386Congrats bwo
RATE THE RUN
>>742913757Elden Ring is some gimmick category that doesn't have entries on speedrun.comKirby Dreamland 2 is a gimmick categoryWindwaker is co-op randomizerMario Maker 2 is something called troll race, enough saidRE3 is a guitar controllerCastlevania: gimmick categoryMass Effect 3: modded gameSM64: TASALTTP: official category, but least popular one by a fair amountthere's some big games with viable categories but they're outnumbered
>>742914481S
>>742914442genuinely what the fuck happened how did they fix it only to instantly fuck it back up
>>742914386NiceMake sure you download Lossless Scaling and FSR 4.0 for it
>>742914481A pretty good
>>742914481S best one i saw by a lot
>>742914481A for amicable
can this fat tranny nigger stop exhaling through his nose directly into my ear?
>>742913186>>742914318okay i'm not insanethere has only been one survey and it was for AGDQ 2026 and the link was only posted on instagram
>>742914481A
>>742912887>Black Flag Resync You got about another 10 hours to go.
>>742914481I'm doin' him an S
>>742914481Cfor cloaca
>>742914481Cmiddling run
>Person on the timer fucks upLiterally every fucking year with this shit. It's your one job. The whole event is about TIME.
>>742914481B
>>742913992The attention whore hosts cant help but make everything about themselves.
>>742914481S, just a very solid run. He delt with the bad RNG pretty well.
>>742914481C
>>742914481SGood crowd vibes, autists on the couch but they knew their shit, good gameplay
>people rating this an S
Kazooie fucking died.
why is that weird fat asian dude wearing lipstick
>SDid we watch the same run wtf
>>742914442Oh yeah that was AGDQ 2024. They seriously thought they were going back to the pre COVID glory days after that one. Oops!
>>742914481Easy A
the fact that viewership is lowest it's ever been and yet donations are still this high should open everyone's eyes
>>742914204>Peak income was 3.6 million in 2022Yeah they're not gonna be around much longer, I didn't know it was that bad, now they're just aiming for 1.5?A million isn't even a lot of money anymore, how much of the charity will they be skimming off the top this year to pay for basic hotel stuff and damage?
KAZOOIE NOOOOOOOO
>>742914481B+
>>742914481A bretty gud
>>742914481Z
>>742914643Because other fat dudes wearing lipstick told him he was pretty and brave
>>742914651>when the speedrunning event has a speedrun
>>742914481D
>>742914707I'm trans btw :)
Truly, this is the real Banjo Twoie
>>742914481Cvery average
Banjo is seriously the most overrated 3d platformer
if gdq dies so does televised speedrunning events in generalit's the ONLY big name with some semblance of brand cachet with the massesno, nobody is going to watch esa and e*ropeans
MY OWN CLONE
>>742914651yeah they didn't even say trans rights once, what's the point??
Kinda glad there never was a Banjo Threeie. Such an awkward name to say.
>>742914792i think the AUS speedrun scene could keep it alive
>>742912456fitting gacha troon OP
>>742914658It'd be more eye-opening if the entire remaining population weren't the two most suspiciously rich groups on the Internet: trannies and furries.
>>742914481A. Good run, can't complain.
>>742914481EhD
>I fear I was the young girloh no sweetie you weren't
>>742914861>two groups that have inexplicably made the most money in middle-class america>culture encourages them to be celibateinteresting
>>742914624>>742914651Furries will give anything with a mascot an S. See any Sonic run
That was a fun exhibition
SOVL
>>742914926But we had a crash run just before it that was on par with this run and it was rated badly.
wow, that guy is so happy about that
>>742914846dilate tourist
>I was the younger->hard stop before it tells the truth by mistakeguh-huh
>>742914792so what? it doesn't need to be a big popular event. all the best speedrunners stream on their own channels and rarely, if ever, attend GDQ
>>742914990they don't attend cause they all got banned
>>742914926Sonic games suck outside a few select games (none of them 3d). And I say this as someone who'd absolutely bonk Amy and Blaze.
>>742914481B for Banjo
Are there many threads for ESA on /v/ anymore? Ive not watched in ages
i think that was the first glitch exhibition i've ever seen that wasnt a cringe waste of time and i've been watching for a decade
>>742914658that the most casual viewers lost to attrition weren't donators? shocking revelation anon. someone alert the NY Post
>twewy remix
>>742914792You don't think there might be a market for a speedrun event without "TRANS RIGHTS" being thrown in your face every minute?Perhaps an event that doesn't ban every decent runner?Maybe even an event that doesn't consider itself a (for profit) charity first?
>>742915020no it's because nobody cares about GDQ. some of them attend ESA and lots don't attend anything because there's no benefit
>TWEWY coverI thought I was the only person that ever played that game
>>742915075>because there's no benefitThen why speedrun lmao
>>742914990point is GDQ won't die. it'll just keep going for the next decade at reduced but stabilized numbers. it's literally too big to fail at this point.
What is this shitty fucking remix of TWEWY?
gdq will die in 2028
>threads are the slowest they have ever been>still the fastest thread in the boardMan, deltarune and game fest really were the only reason why this place ain't a ghost town uh? The threads to pick up at popular/usa time but it is fucking rough at EU hours.
>random average furry runEh, it was bad>random average furry runHoly s tiermake it make sense
>>742914964Except it had edited textures with trans shit.
>>742915075>there's no benefitbeen watching that one clip again?
>>742915034yes, ESA is probably the only other event that gets consistent dedicated threads. the only other one is AUS speedruns but that is a little more unpredictable
>>742913943Have a link for that?
>>742915165Yeah, things seem okay during American hours. I don't know what happened to the Europeans.
>>742915151Bro I will take people acknowledging the game, even more people with actual skills
>That three minutes clapping remix
>>742915182Thanks for confirming you don't care about actual speedrunning.
>>742915112because they enjoy it and get a sizeable audience on their own twitch channelthere is no benefit to gdq>none of your friends will be there>rules rules rules out the ass>overpriced + need to arrange travel>will not see any bump in viewers even if you get a run on stagethis isn't 2013 anymore>>742915193what benefit has anyone that has ran at SGDQ2026 so far achieved? does anyone remember any of their names? did we see any future speedrun GAWDS?
>>742915193what clip? link?
>>742915217died of heat
>>742915179RNG.
>>742915084Is this nigga being fr
>>742914861They dont have a family to spend money on so they indulge in themselves, or have neetbux.
>>742915165GDQ threads have been incredibly slow this year comparatively.I don't think we get summerfags anymore.
>>742915245Holy based
Ludwig's events could take off because he has the money to burn and the visibility but I don't think he would take it as seriously as he would need to
>>742915084>nu twewycringe
>>742915238
SPIKE on the couch HAAAYPE!
This guy's got a voice for radio/news, damn.
>spike-commentated run
>>742915238https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM
>>742915074No not really, no. GDQ is legitimately 15x as big as the next in line and there's no replacement.
>four he/himsR A R EARE
>fag-free runmite be gud
>SpikeAlright good time to go to sleep I guess
not vegeta
>>742915232>because they enjoy itValidJust like, hm, going to an event they could enjoy>a sizeable audience on their own twitch channelNot sure why this matters. >rules rules rules out the assValid>overpriced + need to arrange travelNot sure why this matters>will not see any bump in viewers even if you get a run on stageNot sure why this matters.>isnt 2013 anymoreNot sure why this matters
>>742915325oh fug u done it now
>>742915310do you have the one from that sega nomad or whatever it was game
I'm not even trying to be critical but I genuinely don't remember the commentators being this loud and frequent in the past. I feel like the runners and the couch are like 10% and the other 90% is the commentator monolguing about how you can donate and make a difference saying the same thing over and over. It's just tiresome.
Just got home from fucking work. Did I miss any HAPPENINGS? I went to bed after the comfy Frankenstein run last night.
>>742915313Hopefully TSR Stormed hard wrangler him
Good runner and couch.
>>742915225tranny
>>742915325>retardwhitegooseoh nevermind
>>742915232Back in the old days your Twitch channel could seriously pop off if you did a good GDQ run. Nowadays no one gets big from GDQ anymore and I think all the established people know that there's no real benefit in doing GDQ anymore. The little bump you get from it now is not worth having to pay for travel and hotel and having to walk on eggshells so you don't get canceled by looking at someone wrong.
This guy sounds like a weird hank hill
>>742914554Glad to see you back bro.
Yooka-Laylee and the Impossible Lair is better than DKCR
@742915359never reply to me again low IQ retard. literal subhuman ape fucking idiot retard jesus christ
>>742915404discount alex jones
>Creating an omage to a series in its modern form that's still getting games.No that's just normal artistic theft
>>742915407Hes been here the entire event tho
Just sent a donation saying "This goes out to my good friend, SpikeVegeta. Divorce is hard on everyone. I'm sending him strength and peace in these trying times, also let's hear it for TRANS RIGHTSSSSSSSSS." I hope it gets read.
what the hell I missed banjo was it good
>>742915416You don't look like that.
>>742915225Excellent logic.Caring about speedrunning is synonymous with trans rights.So anyone who isn't to concerned with trans rights, obviously doesn't care about or enjoy speedrunning....?
>>742915371I still can't believe I lived long enough to see xenoverse 2 end
>>742915448Good.
>>742915416Yes. But not Tropical Dong
why did this guy steal all the bees if hes just going to spread them all over
>>742915371the biggest happening is>redditcomplaining about how annoying this year is: https://old.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/1ur7pnl/i_have_loved_and_still_love_gdq_but_they_need_to/ see staff response here >>742913186
I hate OP
>4 he/himsWhaaaaaat?
>>742915456banjo was never good
>>742915456yes
>>742915462Learn reading comprehension.>anon says the run was bad because trans rights mod>anon admits he doesnt care about the actual content of the speedrun, only if it has trans rights in it or not
>>742915215https://gdqstats.com/
>>742915482PLAPPING KFFC ALL NIGHT UNTIL THE BREAK OF DAWN
>>742915456there was bear on bear kissingits the reason why the audience is so empty right now
>>742915456Yeah it's not too long and really comfy, just dont look at the couch and you'll have a good time
>>742915530PWHOOOR thank you
>>742915482>cant view reddit without signing inda fuck?
>>742915461Y-yes I do
>>742915325No one can refute this.
>>742913943people are just 10x more generous than normal :)
>>742915456mediocre, no clue why like 10 anons rated it A or S
>>742915456It was an average banjo run. I think everyone rating it highly hasnt seen one before. So if you never have, chances are youll like it.
I'm thinking this run may be kino
>>742915571works for me. european?
>>742915221https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTTILhzeTV4
This makes think of Sonic mashed with DKC.
>>742915526But, he's got a point.Forcing your Troon politics into it, makes it worse, it has nothing to do with the game or the speed running of it. So why is it there? No one will ever accept you as a woman, might as well just end it bro.
>>742915576Oh okay.Let me know if anyone in this thread bothers you miss.
Does this stage have a checkpoint or if he choke hard he has to play everything from scratch?
>every year "GDQ SUCKS!">every year they tune in anyway
Is this the Jontron game that failed? Or he did voice work for it? I can't remember. Some e-celeb made a game, and it flopped.
>>742915482damn it only takes redditors a decade to catch on
that chameleon is kinda ugly
>>742915690An average run is an average run, its that simple.
>>742913186>surveysFirst time I've ever heard of this.
>>742915627australian, cant even jerk off in this country anymore without a VPN
>>742915709Yes.
>>742915720jontron voiced a character in the original yooka-laylee game (not this one) and they removed him because he cited FBI statistics in a debate
>>742915709...
>>742915709>tune in anywayaccording to the stats that isn't true
This runner has some massively powerful autism on top of being ugly and looking like a serial killer.
how do you think spike's holding up after consenting to being cucked for posterity
this is boring I'll be back for the silly blockl
>>742915756kek just wait for your designated speedrun event next week
>>742915165I feel like it's more just evidence 4chan is dying. Like you said it's not really a GDQ thread specific problem, this is still one of the fastest threads on the board
>>742915789Make your own silly block! Today! Be silly!
>>742915720He was used as a VA for a minor role in the first game, which wasn't a flop but kind of a disappointment. This is the more acclaimed second game. I heard the first game got remastered though to fix all the problems people had and is a good game now though
Recently played this game. The levels of the game were okay, but I got the Impossible Lair and shit just sucked immediately. The movement/hit detection of the game feel like shit, and Laylee is Baby Mario but even fucking worse.
>>742915416its like a shitty ripoff of the snes games and those are already only 6/10 games
>>742915762>they removed himbased fuck that allahu ackbar mutt
>>742915165GOOD
Donation.
>>742915165everyone is too lazy to solve the captchaposting is slowed because of it
>>742912456Mikasheep? On /v/?
I like that jump!!
>>742915762What statistic did he cite? A racial statistic or a gendered one?
>>742915867Doro, give me some of those doritos
donation
>>742915824did he died
I mean, the run itself is not bad, but it's just one big kaizo stage
>>742915165>one doomer constantly shitpostingwe know you're trying to dissuade people from showing up here, just fuck off. if it's fun to post here it's fun to post
>>742915165>try and make an actual vidya thread discussing vidya>1-3 replies at most even if I bump>make some flame-bait tier thread>500+ postsDoesn't help that jannies never do their job and let off-topic shit like certain e-celebs (they like) stay up or do stuff like babysitting Valve and deleting threads that's too negative against them.
why does spike also sound like he has cum stuck in his throat
KINO
>>742915765>below 35kOof. Trans rights!
D O N A T I O N
spike is doing this to spite (you) specifically
>>742915967He just left my room, sowwy UwU
>>742915946>Doesn't help that jannies never do their jobtrust me anon, it could be much worse. 2-3 years ago i was banned multiple times in GDQ threads just for regular posts
>the impossible lair>it isn't impossible
>>742915880he said rich blacks commit more crimes than poor whites, you cannot assimilate people from vastly different imcompatible cultures without compromising your own countries identity, and that the great replacement theory is real
so what changes if you actually play the game and leave this for last?
>>742915880wealthy blacks commit more crime than poor whites. which was true but the 'das racist' crowd was at its strongest at the time and that was enough for him to be cancelled
RATE THE IMPOSSIBLE LAIR RUN
>>742916026That jannies isn't doing his job tho, that was just banning stuff he personally didn't like even if it was on-topic
RATE THAT RUN
>>742916073B
>car keys mentionedBANNED
>>742916073C
>>742916043>>742916068Dunkey is racist? I rarely keep up with him and watch his videos, but I'm not surprised. He struck me as massively liberal though, so in a way I am surprised.
>>742916073S
>>742916073(D)idn't watch
>>742916073>>742916082A
>>742916073>>742916082solid B
>>742916073A+ for no choke. Bravo
>>742916073A
>>742915905too late
>>742916073>>742916082F
>>742916101no jontron is racist. dunkey's a liberal, he shit on starfield pronoun guy and people who called last of us 2 cringe and gay
>>742916101Actually, it was Pewdiepie that said those things.
>>742916073>>742916082S. Looked hard, didn't die and went way under estimate while not being annoying
>>742916073>>742916082S
>>742916160I'm trans btw owo
>>742916073>>742916082Gonna be generous and give an AShort, sweet, good platforming, nothing annoying
>>742916073>>742916082A+
>>742916073C its just a hitless final level gauntlet.
>>742916073>>742916082Actual S run
>>742912456>speedrun season starts>/v/ gacha generals seemingly screech to a halt>most of the gacha talk gets ported into GDQ threads, with OPs on toeI'm starting to notice things...
>>742916073D idn't watchwas it WR? Estimate 27 but finished 16..?
>>742916073>>742916082D
>>742916073>>742916082SSS
>been trying to submit this game for 5 yearsis GDQ getting desperate for runners or is this the first time this guy ran, if so then good for him
>>742916224nah, big estimate was only a safety net if he died
>>742916263He is a straight white male
I'm making chimken nuggies and tater tots :3
>>742916082>>742916073S
>>742916073>>742916082A, good stuff.
>>742916279Make some for me too...
I decided to watch an abe's odyssey speedrun instead (wr is 8mins)The speedrun really makes you realise how beautiful that game is, the backgrounds, art etcAny abe fans?
>>742916279gib me sum
>A loli game that looks like a VN is coming up soonKek. I'm shocked GDQ allowed it.
>>742916223it's almost as if people want to talk about THE current THING
>>742916212>waaaah he's too good and he beat the game too fast!!why are you watching?
Good boys rating that run highly ^^
>>742916324>Any abe fans?I dabble.
>>742916340Aw man I saw Dai in the title and thought it'd be Dragon Quest
So nice of you to come out of your hotel room to join us Anon. Are you ready for your big day tomorrow?
>>742916073S good run no GDQ baggage, all I can ask for
>>742916263well first comes gdq staff, then famales (males), then foids, then blacks, then they/thems, then gays, then people with a big following who may bring in some views, then people shilling their own games and giving gdq a cut, then white males. So he had to wait a while
>Each empty chair represents one member of the trans community who has ACK'ed ximself
I thought we were kicking cancer in the butt why did they switch to mosquito nets
>>742916324Yeah, it was one of my first proper games I owned. I remember getting really confused at some parts at how to proceed when I was around 8y.o.
>>742916324>Any abe fans?Yeah it's fucked up they shot him
>>742916384I'm pretty anxious about my Brawl run in the morning desu...
>>742916423they switch between the two
>>742916384The biggest wtf about this photo to me is always that there is just a normal looking guy there. Why would you subject yourself to this group of retards
>>742916428Kojima did and got away with it
Look at this turnout!
>>742916073A, needed more TRANS RIGHTS
>>742916354This is the first year it has been THIS prevalent thoughmost of the times we got snaps from the event or an image related to the currently-running game as OPs, but this year it's mostly the snuggly girl, Umaru and assorted gachafag poster girls instead
>>742916428Nigga got killed with a fallout pipe rifle
>>742916428still havent processed that this guy was assassinated
How the fuck does it take this long to set up
>>742916461Living life dangerously
>>742916279Gimmi some tots!
>ad runrate it a Z for me
You need to wake up
ad run?
>>742916426I had it around that age also, got stuck a LOT but the atmosphere of it had crazy draw
>>742916223it's one guy you moron
>>742916357i'm giving you an F rating Faggot
>20 minute speedrun>immediate BTW GUYS I WON THE PRIZE LAST YEAR THEY'RE TOTALLY REALokay wrap it up
>>742916575I watched the video of it again recently and the big cannonball style boom when he gets shot cracks me up for some reason
Limbo ruined a generation of indie devs
>>742916493We're in real GDQ hours now.
GDQ AD* Money Laundering %
>>742916384would purple hair after like 28 beers
chartanon should have a symbol for>mentions that they received a prizeI swear this has happened like 3 times this event
>>742916493This is good because I plan on going to AGDQ and the less people the easier it'll be to get in
Hey guys gonna go grab some munchiesdo y'all want me to grab you something too?
>>742916747>TWO hot dogsjust imagine I have the image on hand.
>>742916747wtf this is so cheap
>>742916682GDQ doesn't come close to selling out anymore so you'll be fine
If for some reason I were to ever participate in these events, I'd insist on having the chair/couch cleaned before I sat down (or even outright changed out lmao). I'm not even a germaphobe but some of these 'people' are just disgusting
>>742916747This menu is 10 years old! Where's the new one?
>>742916510this year is also missing a lot of miggin ritual posts
>>742916747what is the most money-efficient choice here? all of these were obviously averaged out to keep the price at $10. personally, I think it's the burger or the brisket.
>>742916584Is it, really? This time it's BAggots, but yesterday there was some side talk about Nikke in a few threads and one of the most recurrent "what you guys are playing" posters 'round here uses snapshots of his farming sessions from FGO
>>742916510it fucking sucks. i've been watching since 2013 and this is the least of any GDQ event I've ever watched. every game is boring, every runner is a rizzless loser with a dogshit time on the leaderboards AND the GDQ staff are omnipresent.gdq staff are on every couch, they are in every intermission, they approve their own runs for prime time, they are the main characters not the speedrunners
>>742916747Really sad that these prices have become reasonable to a straight bargain, especially for hotel/con food.
>>742916682take the thong out yo bussy playa
>>742916821One of those or *maybe* the chimken sando
>>742916837>>742916510yes you moron. you have ignored all threads throughout the entirety of the day that have game-relevant op images and focused only on the current one you are viewing
>>742916747>gluten freeI don't care it's free, take it out of my food
>>742916747I'm good, I already got my pineapple and anchovy pizza
Whatsbthe matter anon? First time seeing a real woman?
>>742912456not gonna be watching this troonfest but has there been any fun clips yet?
>>742916747I could really go for a chicken quesadilla.
>>742916937
>>742916913That looks fucking delicious.
>>742916969kek how does that even happen
>>742916969FUCKING KEK
>>742916913replace the pineapple with olives and im down>>742916969kek wtfhow are you this retarded
>>742916885>gives a few examples among the threads until now (notice the "mostly" in one of the replies)>"yes it's you, you didn't notice when it was happening"Yeah, this is the last (You) from me, you faggot.
>>742909748Soda is 10, burger is 5, and a pair of fries is 2, so burger + single fries * soda is 5 + 1 * 10, which resolves to 15 if you do order of operations correctly
>>742916821it's gotta be the brisket or chicken$10 bux burger will probably be a thin patty
>>742916223There's an average of ~40 ratings per runThere's definitely way more than 40 gachafags on /v/
>>742916821>>742916878+1, chicken sando usually most expensive for this type of food
>>742917002Some of these games are really sensitive on menu selections and let you cycle through the selections when holding one direction. He clearly held right a little too long and it went back to the first option.
>>742917025my favorite condiment is also detergent
>>742916969if that happened to me i would immediately get up and leave to try and play it off like i meant to do it and then never come back
>>742916969What the fuck? Did it royally fuck the run or was this like 3 minutes into the run
Damn, this guy really thinks he's the shit.
>>742917140There's a custom game menu that lets you pick a level so he just restarted that level
>>742917002>>742917140it was near the end of the run, so he had to cheat to go back to the stage again. apparently the dudes controller's battery died and used a new controller and maybe it had different controls or something, but this was right as soon as he got the new controller
Pink Sweaterman doing a choke kek
30 is old now, fuck
this game fucking sucks
riveting gameplay with movie trailer action music
>>742917286I kept thinking they left the lobby music on.
music sounds like it came from a Marvel movie
>>742917278>dit looks like every other indie 2D slop I've seen over the past decade
RATE
BARELY under estimate.
>>742917346ZZZ
>>742917346C
>>742917346ADZZZ
>Play the game yourself to find out.
>>742917346C? I don't know. Never heard of it, but it was short so it's got that going for it.
>>742917346Dit's inoffensive but it just sucks
>Be fat, bald, and bearded>He/they>They/themWhat did THEY mean by this?
>>742917346D. Basically an ad when the devs are there.
>>742917346D
>>742917346B!
>>742917140he had been playing for 4 hours at that point and was past his estimate
>>742917346FFF
>>742917346D+ I guess? I'm usually understanding of indie schlock but that was by-the-numbers incoherent nonsense
this music is kinda mid tho
>Fr*nch gamethat explains a lot desu
>>742917346S and I don't care what anyone else says
>>742917402During would suck a mean cock
>>742917346C not terrible but 2D indie platformer #5000 wasn't that interesting
>>742917346DMeme run for ad game
>>742917346D.
>>742917346E
Is this game part of the awful block?
OH WE GOT A HARDCORE DAI-CHANNER IN THE AUDIENCE
Don't open
>>742917523Don't tell me what to do.
Holy shit, kek.
>>742917523ok I won't
>>742916747Honestly don't like this menu, no way to tell what's actually good unless you go look at what other people got.At those prices it could be decent or it could be some brisket off the discount rack sitting in a hot car.I'd probably go eat out.
>>742917619>Good EndingDoes she die?
>>742917523HI PLUM
>>742917619/v/ told me touhou was banned from gdq
>>742917619
>>742917619Kino incoming
>>742917619Fumos had to die for this
>>742917760>>742917760>>742917760
this will be kino I can feel it
Absolute unit, finally a real gamer
>touhou run>fat bastardclassic
>>742917771i see that stereotypes exist for a reason
2hu kinorun incoming
HOLY FUCK THIS GUY LOOKS JUST LIKE I THOUGHT HE WOULD, KEK. LOLICON FURRY MANCHILD WITH HIS BALD GAY LOVER
>>742917804go back to the faggot farms
>>742917771just like my touhou doujins...
What's you're favorite 2hu?
>>742917619>Just called frustration
>>742917619>Dai-chan's Great Adventure>you play as the inventor kappa??????????????????????????????
>>742917619I remember when the A in AGDQ stood for Awesome, those were the days
>>742917662There was a Shoot the Bullet run 2ish years ago, don't listen to /v/ every time
>>742917804These events, not to mention the internet, would be 100x better if it was only people like him around like the older days.
>2hu runare we posting fumos now?
>>742917887this isnt AGDQ
>>742917804>mothmanblessed run
