Previous: >>742949892https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/66https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6g0mofoYfoNow: Bait & TackleNext: Sonic SchoolhouseLater: Mega Man (DOS)
>>742955902How did you make this OP while doing your run?
>>742955962That's his twin
>>742955902page 3, retard
>>742955915
CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKING
Trains Rights
>>742955902migging and zigging
IM A HEADBANGA
>dabbing on pun donosholy based
>that slick donation bait she used to butt inmaybe she really is a fox
>>742956072what transpired in your mind to think that this was worth showing to the world?
>they actually broke the escalatorHoly fucking fat.
miggin
>>742956072Ai slop will never be funny>>742956072
Let the man talk, bitch
The music is pretty dope tbf
MY UNCLE TRAINS MAN IT HARD JOB GOD BLESS
Migga
>>742956160manic AIjeets think they're the funniest people in the world and the only thing holding them back until now was a lack of skill
>>742955902Mig Newton
>>742956169never NOT be funny, seems like the poster struck accord with you
noo poor fish :(
>>742956072This person is going to be so miserable in 10 years
a MOGfish stands?
>>742955902I'm in.
the people that read the donations need to be executed
5 minutes into the run, and this fucking host has already butt in three times
>im only fighting a huge boss crab right now>its fineholy shit he needs to yell at her like he did to the dono reader earlier
This dude is really making himself home
>No giant enemy crab jokeD-See me after class.
>>742956260Assuming they live that long.
Fish love me
>>742956072holy shit
apparently there was a really bad host for a pokemon? run, so bad that even reddit was shitting on them? what happened? was it cringekino?
>>742956378>never played the game>just asks "how the fish biting" on every stageideal couch commentator
>>742956381Redeemed with a "Crab Battle" quip though
>>742956072nice transition
>>742956378I have a warm hole for him to store his fishing rod in if you know what I mean
>>742956490I don't know what you mean
>>742956365Is this the host's last segment? They usually get pretty bad when they realize their time in the spotlight is running out.
>>742956464That's a little more normie but I'll allow it
>>742956534yep it actually is good call
>>742956534kek you're right
its funny how no one in the audience got that "brick" joke, just shows how many of them actually do anything other than sit in front of a screen
>>742956490Can you elaborate
>Epic Battle Fantasy Collection tomorrow morningNot sure how good of a speedgame it is since it's a pure RPG battle-gauntlet with a "perfect" route probably set in stone, but seeing that series get some attention here of all places makes me smile.How obnoxious will the "punch a nazi" donations get when they have to fight Lance
Can we make this marathon's 4chan recurring joke>How are the fish biting?
>has red cap on stageWhat is he trying to say here??
>runner stops talking to breathe (approximatively 50 frames)>is one of the bosses an evil shrimp?>no>because we have a donation fromwhat the fuck man
>>742956597it just wasn't funny
>>742956534Pretty sure they started last evening. That's a ridiculous shift for a 13 year old. IDC if it's a charity.
>>742956682No.>You can read one (1) donation.
>>742953756You know what?I think that community manager is right - I should just stop watching this garbageIt's been fun, anons, see you for ESA
>>742956707ok tranny
>host butts in and he takes damage on his damageless run so farahhhhhhhhhh
>I've got a donation :)
>>742956689>What is he trying to say here??make GDQ great again
>>742956737See you in 10 minutes
>>742956734We have one donation from Anon:>So, how are the fish biting around these parts?
Keep talking. Never stop talking. Do not ever let the host get a word in.
>so how are the fish bitin?
>>742956072vary good post saar i like alot !
This nigga funny as hell
Don't all the people that use the "it's a charity first" argument for why it's ok the event is close to unwatchable realize that by chasing away the majority of your viewers you get less donations?>Less viewers = less word of mouth and hype to attract more viewers>Less viewers = less donationsIt's shrimple maths
>>742956737We've all had our butt-blasted pussy faggot moments, you'll be alright.
Dude on the coach really is the ideal. Just hanging, asking how the fish are biting.
>>742955409I don't know why everyone is so upset nigga still hit
the fish are biting hard
>>742956807Hey I’m back
wtf is this newgrounds flash slop
>Host isn't even asking if they have time for donations anymore, just butting in and doing themkek
>Soulslop is so fucking overbearing that it had to drag it's ass into a fishing fucking game of all thingsDark Souls 1 has caused irreparable damage to gaming and we will never undo it. This is not up for debate.>demons' soulsNo one gave a shit
>>742956883>>Less viewers = less donationsnot for gdq.People are twice as generous each year!
>742956808Trans hands wrote that reply. Don't reply to me ever again.
What wigga on the couch is peak comfy
>>742956807I'm gonna go make some foot and then watch some footy. The chimpouts are gonna be funny.See you tomorrow.
>>742956883Charity? I thought this was about trans rights
>talking over the host>red hat>no pronounsyeah bro's not coming back after this one
RATE THE RUN
SAYITWITHMENOOOOOOOOOOW
Link, go to Gamelon, and fuck my father.
>>742956883Idk, magically they somehow keep getting more and more money with less and less viewerbase every event.You think they would want the viewerbase because the ad revenue alone and subs are just money they outright pocket. I guess they just hate money.
>>742956932it's a shitpost game by a student, not that serious bro
>>742956986A
>>742956986B
>>742956986S>>742957004get fucked
>>742956956Big day
>>742956986C
>>742956980always possible but teddy has been at GDQ for years now, and he's always just like this
>>742956986C because of the host>>742957004NOT SO FAST
Is everything staged? no way autistic retard sbeen acting lolcow for the past years for no reason
>>742957004retard
>>742956986A+Could have been higher if not for the host. Hosts have somehow ruined this man's both runs.
>>742956986S
>>742957004GET FUCKEDMAN DEFEATED FISH-KIND (ON TIME)
>>742956986A+ got it right under the wire
>>742956986D for Dark Fish souls sloppaMusic was best part, streamer was much better last night
>>742956986fiSh
Oh, i remember this nigga from a keyboard typing game a few years ago
>>742956883>>742956975
>>742956986SSS
>>742956986B for Bass
>>742956986HHrunner is based, fuck the host
>>742956986F - the only redeeming thing about the run was the couch guy going "is the fish biting" and not saying anything else
>>742956932>multi phase combat boss fights are just called soul slop nowEat cheeks fag, boss fights aren't soul slop.
host is quietly seething that their run is over but they're still speaking
>>742956986C for carpal tunnel, this guy plays Lotta vidya
>>742956986I'm doin' him a B
>Trans Rights Baby. Everyone is welcome at GDQ. And is that doesn’t mesh well with your worldview. I suggest you get educated.
>>742956956>>742957052kek
>>742956986A, short fun run
>theatre kid segmentCLOSED
jesus they're doing some host segment after like every run at this point
>>742956986doin em an SSS
>>742956986D host kinda ruined it
>>742956986S>fighting the host as hard as the fish>has to catch a fucking flight right afterward>"How're the fish biting?"It's a winner.
Wow Jaidlyn looks 100x hotter with glassesShe's still not particularly hot though
>>742956956Based foot maker
>Amerimutt """"Humor"""""""""yikes
>run down>45 minutes of games (2 games)>prize segment
Oh no. Not a new guy skit
F for followed by theatre kids, absolutely ruined
theatre kids
dead threawd, as 90% of posters are fake rangeblockedowo wonned bigly
>market basket tshirt and the fucking citgo capOkay this fag actually did his homework.Those massfags are crazy about market basket for some fuckin reason.
troon games done quick
>>742956932It's called "I Want to be the Guy" zoomfag
Ebin
>>742957313ah fuck see what this heat does to me
>>742957013They aren't making more money though. AGDQ26 made less than 20-25. It barely was on par with 19. Including for inflation, it was a steep drop from previous years.Thus far SGDG is on par to be in a similar position. Yes it's a lot of money, but it's clearly starting to hurt them. Remember that most of the money is the sponsers who want good viewer retention. Shit viewer retention will eventually lead to sponsers dropping the event.
Is that Vinny Vinesauce?
they would get a lot more donations if Jaidlyn just showed her back to the camera and bent down picking something up over and over
NAWWW THESE SKITS? I'M LOVING EM FR
>>742956980Who even cares? People only watch it because it exists and we're bored silly. >No horror block>Countless runners banned>Countless WR holders stay away because it's become a weird culture gay pride parade>No horror block>No soul like when it was an obscure niche
>>742957371that frog done got a sparrow on he head
sopa de gdquma delicia
>they taped over the DD logo with GDQ>He still namedrops dunkin donuts regardlessWhat's the point?
>>742957293When did she get the "imperious on twitter" bangs and glasses?
I thought cultural appropriation was a bad thing?
>>742956986SSS it was fun
>>742957351glad to see this guy has some range and isn't just "the suit guy"
Dude clip your fucking nails
why
>Tune in at the end of what looked like a cool run into some shit I don't care aboutFor fuck's sake
HES SHOOK, look at his hands trembling!
>a fucking clickergroomer tool.
>>742957426kkkkkkk
>>742957473those nails are ridiculous
>>742957487That's the natural state of a Dunkieser.
>>742957487classic Boston alcohol withdrawals! He did his research :)
>>742957487Too much high speed chicken feed, check out dem finger nails
>calliographythis shit looks printed
>>742957556Brotha, they don't have gansetts out here. There's nothing to drink.
>>742957389/ourguys/ the yetee would never abandon gdq!
>tfw went to the feedback form and told them I love the skits and want to see moreHopefully they carefully consider my feedback and tank their viewership more
>>742957415there was kind of a mini horror block, but the frankestein game was a sega cd game so it's hard to call it horror
>>742957378based. this run had a few clippable moments
>most YTP's are now older than people posting in this threadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zogW-sSL_o
>>742957592It's written, the lettering isn't consistent enough
>>742957423heh wonder what he’ll get up to next.. ^^
>>742957539
>got GDQ on in the background>suddenly hear a weird accent>its that NY accent>sends female host into a mild panic with his NY accent and vernacular and mannersNY represent!
"sword"
Prize lady 100% gives some of the toothiest head imaginable
>>742957447Uttering the name of a brand is not considered the same thing as showing their logo
>>742957721It's a Boston, or greater Massachusetts accent and I'm not even American
>>742957592Hate to defend whatever troon made that but, get better eyes.
Can the Saudis hurry up and buy GDQ already
>>742957721Motherfucker, boston is not jew york.
please stop
>>742957721Based on the Market Basket t-shirt, I think it's supposed to be a MA accent
jesus christ
Jaidlyn if she sexo
*dies of cringe*
>dunkin donuts drink>fenway>mAHKET BASKET SHIRT, GET IT? MAHKET???god bostonians are wicked queer
>>742957592I hate blackletter fonts so much, they all look exactly the same and they're overused.
She sounds like she has a headache
>>742957721>NY>NY>NYAnd you said this after he mentioned Dunkin and said wicked smaht
Fucking knew that theater chick wouldnt end the segment without trying her own Boston accentFucking hate theater kids
>she started copying his fake accent because...reasons
>>742957624Should've said you were a trans fem fae ey individual and felt there wasn't enough representation for LGBTQ+ individuals running events and way to many cis white men. This left you disheartened that such a pro LGBT event could make such a big mistake.
>>742957842Jaidlyn can get laidlyn (by me (sexual style))
>>742957842How about a fuck for luck?
>>742957947It seemed like part of the script, they had a different title for her ready in the graphics
>previous host didn't get to say goodbye because of the prize segment serves you right
>>742957626I mean they don't even have world record holders attending. Half of it is gays and trans playing games no one has heard of with like four names on the speed boards. I used to joke that it was turning into a gay pride parade, but it kinda is at this point. No one has heard of these games or runners and we have to say the line every thirty seconds.
>>742957979You got to be shitting me
>>742957947Eh, the guy was pretty alright. He fucked up a little here and there.The problem is he wasn't loud and obnoixous enough, he was trying to embody boston/new england trash but tried to hold back which killed it. Needed more slang and brothas.
>>742958002That's probably why she was so desperate
>>7429579413let..
>>742957592Has any Zelda game actually used that kind of font? It just feels so misrepresentative of Zelda, even Wand of Gamelon.
>>742957641YTPs were never funny. and i say this as a milliennial
>>742957947she wants his d
This is your host /v/, say something nice about her!
>>742958067Frankly he just sounded like a normal guy who happened to be from that area. Like he could talk like that all the time and you wouldn't even think he was doing a character.
>>742958094Don't the 3do ones use that in the menus and shit?
>>742958016It was kinda cool like 10+ years ago, you would get people coming from around the world to just play their speedrun doing their runs at like dead of night.Half assed english, but full of soul.
>>742958094The adverts for OoT did
>>742958016Yeah it hasn't been an actual prestigious speedrun event for years now. It's just a place for the organizers and their gay friends to play around and do whatever they want so all the normal people who aren't theater kids and/or a gay furry have no interest any more
>>742958094>>742958178Yes, the CD-i games did.
>>742958181Snowboard kids
>>742958176That's the hold back part. Because if he went full boston trash, it would trigger the GDQ clique.The jokes have to be sterile as fuck.
15 minutes since last game
I didn't sleeped 8 hours and I feel fine, Wasting a third of your life sleeping is for pussies
>>742957641https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2zh7nicC3Ei want to go back
>>742958181Ya. It's definitely gone downhill from when I started watching.
>>742958264@GDQlet's not deny an autistic man his sonic any further
>>742958246That's what I couldn't place, I thought maybe the cutscene subtitle text did.That font is just too generic for anything characterising Zelda.
>Katie4
>>742958094They use that in the titles and text for the CDI ones.
DIOS MIO
This game is actually peak
>>742958246Oh yeah Phillips not Panasonic
>katie4WHY
Fucking trainwreck incoming.
YES MAAM
what the fuck
oh no
that's a huge ass troon
>that lispgood god I forgot about that
UNHOLY TROONSISSA>UNHOLY TROONSISSAUNHOLY TROONSISSA>UNHOLY TROONSISSAUNHOLY TROONSISSA>UNHOLY TROONSISSAUNHOLY TROONSISSA>UNHOLY TROONSISSAUNHOLY TROONSISSA>UNHOLY TROONSISSAUNHOLY TROONSISSA>UNHOLY TROONSISSAUNHOLY TROONSISSA>UNHOLY TROONSISSAUNHOLY TROONSISSA>UNHOLY TROONSISSAUNHOLY TROONSISSA>UNHOLY TROONSISSAUNHOLY TROONSISSA>UNHOLY TROONSISSA
>>742958131As someone that really likes quite a few, the majority of them are pretty bad. If I watch them it’s almost always one from well over a decade ago. I don’t think any new ones worth watching are being made. Last time I tried to watch a newish one, it started with trigger warnings and I just clicked off.
>>742958248Missed that one, I'll admit.
He passes as a 60 year old teacher, so I'll give him that
already obnoxious
I do not trust the teacher.
i'm out
Oh my Gorlock
>Be dage4gaming>have one of the greatest runs of all time>turn into Katie4
>>742958271I once only slept for 7h and I almost died, never again. Healthy ammount of sleep is around 14h per day with a couple of naps.
Yep, we are entering prime time hours. Time to roll out the monstrosities.
>Yes ma'am. It's so sad to see what happened with /our guy/. He got an S-tier on his first Sonic run.
nope
dear lord jesus what is that creature on my screen?
EL ABOMINACION AMERICANO
>>742958226Yep. Even people like moistkritcal who are turbo popular normies talk about how they used to like gdq and it's gone downhill.
>>742958246I mean, that's just superficially the same font.It looks pretty different.
ynr his kino run before he trooned out
why the fuck would you transition into a woman if you are going for a really fat one?????
ITS MA'AM
finally, a biological female
What the fuck is that?LMAO
I still remember the good sonic run before the transition
Z
whos this fat ahh science teacher roll call looking ahh
>>742958271same
2026 US school simulator [REAL]All we need is the shooter.
>autistic tranny sonic segment
>>742957415>>No horror blockWTF are you kidding me?!
and I'm out
la lux extinguido
>>742958492It's a fetish thing.
>That monkey studentShiiiieeettt
>>742958468
IN AWE
what you guys eating
>troon runner>already choking
I was there when Dage4 was a guy and delivered an A to S tier Sonic Adventure 2 run. Sad what happened.
"THAT'S A HUGE BITCH"
>>742958546sonic claims another
>>742958471>turn in>See this Mrs Doubtfire fat guy on screen saying he's a teacher>closes tabI'm out
i member this guy from before he trooned out
>>742958546FUCK PROGRESSIVES for doing this to him
guess it's a speedrun probably
what the fuck is wrong with americathis thing should be tossed into a river, not given a platform to speak
TRANS ROOOOOIGHTS
>>742958552Dude, some person was eating that EXACT meal yesterday! Fucking, what are the odds you both post a similar meal on /v/ within a DAY of each other!?
got the hots for teacher!!!!
>>742958537there are man made horrors beyond comprehension every other run tho
>Afternoon begins>Suddenly every run has a trannyGuess I should go to bed until the kino hours return
Is this a ripoff of baldi's basics?
>>742958592That thing is a teacher? Not really beating the "access to kids" allegations.
>>742958580oh god i remember this dude now
>>742958610Top kek
>>584855710wow it's almost like showering is a meaningless habit that serves no purpose
>>742958580https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/563068813/One of the best ever actually.
>>742958552Is that parmesan powder? looks good.
>>742958552sausages
>>742958552is the white powder starch?
>>742958552rotisserie chicken from 2 days ago
This fucking run is giving me aneurism.
Is this an officially licensed Sonic game? Everything about the stream is nightmarish.
at least he's hit that state of fatness where he could pass for a man or a woman
>>742958610ultra rare Camellia pic, saved.
sonic scares me
>>742958546for fucks sake
>now that I'm trans I'll play a game no one else does
>>742958537Horror block hasn't been a thing for years bro.
>Have fun in my FUCKING schoolhouse, you stupid little faggot. -Sonic the Hedgehog, 1996
>>742958552Certainly not your bleach burger, anon. made some extremely unhealthy but decadent cacio e pepe
Pulls off fat sad substitute teacher a little TOO well. holy shit
>>742958580>>742958667its our fate to watch this gradually happen to everyone we enjoy watching speedrun
>>742958697Baking soda. Adds a lil sizzle to the dish.
>>742958723Almost all supplemental media of Sonic is fucking garbage, but that's what made American kids love him.
I swear there was another fat troon speedrunning a literal toddler's game at last AGDQ. Embarrassing that they allow these shitty waste of time runs just because it's a fucking troon
whats the tranny count so far
>>742958624TRANS ROOOOIDS
Why does sonic sound like bart?
>>742958667>2021nah... it was more like... 2024... january of 2025 even...
>>742958552made a basic tomato-based pasta sauce and had bacon, sausage and mushrooms with it
>Great start!
>>742958580That run was great, shame he got groomed into being a troon. Can you imagine if the Super Mario Sunshine redemption arc runner also gets converted, that'd be tragic (he had an annoying troon on his couch).
Is this a Baldi's Basics mod?
This runner has poor dandori.Instead of remembering multiple solutions and multiple answers they can work towards, they're picking one target at a time.
>>742958665this was 158,102,870 posts ago.
Would NOT
>>742958760This is the permanent horror block now. Eyyymade horrors.
would what?
Hey this looks like a kids game
>>742958552Pizza
>>742958760but why?
>>742955902How do you speedrun Sonic's Schoolhouse
this game looks like one of those cursed horror games masquerading as an edutainment game
>obese tranny "speedrunning" some ancient niche shovelware sonic slop "game"it doesnt get any more sgdq than this
>>742958847Still current and actual.
>>742958791I trust your judgement.
>>742958847Who's counting?
>>742958837Wait, you're telling me... Dandori Issue?
>>742958805i've barely watched anything this whole week but every single fucking time i do bother to open the stream it's either been a troon or within one run of a troon or there's some bullshit made up pronouns somewhere on the couch or host or whatevershit is 100% inescapable
>>742958784What happened to cosmo is fucked up. Praying for that faggot
So when are we gonna see an actual sonic game? Or did I sleep through that?
The fuck is Eggman doing there?
Muting.
>yelling over the donationsgigabanned
>I only know my trans left>UGHHE'S GETING BANNED>>742958771>cacio e pepeNever heard of it- I'm gonna try it
>>742958893
>host reader getting obliterated trying to read a dono>eventually just goes excuse me excuse me>it's the most generic trans rights dono
>dono reader got ultra salty when she was interrupted.So they know how it feels, right? They aren't unaware of the cunts they're being, correct?
>she/her runner>"Trans rights!" Hehehe. This seems condescending. Admitting they don't pass
>>742958970Is it true he de-transitioned?
It’s trans? Really thought it was just an obese woman.
Is he cosplaying as a kindergarden teacher?
>there is a nonzero chance this game inspired Baldi's Basics
>>742958975There was a Sonic 3&K run yesterday and there's Dream Team run later tonight.
>>742958925the 4chan system.
>If only you knew how bad things really are
>how about some more donations?>goes ahead and reads one without being told to
>Fesh Pince referenceYou used to be based :<
This is just a shitty let's play
>>742959003>Never heard of it- I'm gonna try itSurprisingly simple, generally needs something else to go with it but I make it more filling by using those chickpea protein noodles
What the fuck is this game?
>>742959054Unsure, he changed his name to Nova which sounds feminine to me. But he's stopped dying his hair and stopped putting on a voice
>>742959067wait this freak managed to pass for you? Get your fucking eyes checked
>>742959054No one knows. Some say he died of onions poisoning.
>>742959096>nonzeroThat's an obvious parody of this.
Make it stop
>>742958985He's there to make Columbine look like a fucking joke
why did the fat tranny pick the fucking pig as the avatar?
>not a SINGLE submission for this run
>>742958940
>>742959164educational games of that era were built different.
>>742959067when you get fat enough you start losing features that define you as male or female
>Nog
what kind of demon has this run as their weekly highlight?
>>742958837Fuck poor dandoriI hate poor dandoridie teacher die
this shit looks like something a chuddie would make as a parody
>>742959151Yeah just looked up the recipe. I love simple stuff like that since they're surprisingly tasty. I've been doing a similar Italian recipe for years with just olive oil, garlic, chili and parsley.
>>742959172Nova Shenron looks like a bitch to you?
>>742959198Why does the release date in the top-left corner say '1996', then?
>>742959054idk but he streamed the other day and looked like he was doing better
How is this silly?It's just a shit educational game for kids.
>67 shitThis is beyond ZZZ tier
SIX SEVEN
>>742959164They had a Mario teaches typing for PCs around the same time, must've been for non console losers or something
>>742959125>PEPPY! LONG TIME NO SEE!
This game is so liminal. The way the bouncing letters stare absently into your soul as you walk around the cold, sterile schoolhouse. Sonic's voice is omnipresent, a judgmental tone in his remarks that travels through the walls. The droning MIDI is incessant, FM synths and jazz fusion replaced with plodding rhythms like a funeral march. Then there is Eggman, patroling like a hall monitor, a bully not just to Sonic, but to you, the player. Are you learning, or are you suffering?
>He keeps fucking up basic math
i wish i had this much fun playing games
>>742959198nevermind the other reply, I misreadmy bad
>>742956160You mean "trainspired" lol etc
>>742959253They’re still trying to pass the previous grades
>>742959125kek
Lmao you know when a troon is on when the thread speeds up
>>742959253Get ready for a world record!
>>742959364#girlmath
>>742959372Only 15 medicines a day and you can too
How is this even a speedrun ? What's the point ? I'm confused as fuck
>>742956251>struck accord Curse Vishnu.
There's just not a single normal Sonic fan on the planet is there
what could have saved him?a regular job?a loving father?jesus christ?
>>742959308because it's "haha so wacky sonic game"this would be funny to see for like five minutes, but these people are actual fucking retards and learn to speedrun it and other retards are entertained by watching the entire thing
what compels someone to dedicate their life to speedrunning a fucking baby game
>>742959447TRANS ROOOOOOOOOOOOIGHTS
I have a confession to make /v/, I can't do my times table for shit.
>>742959137A rhetorical question
>>742959447Literally only accepted because troon. This is what GDQ is now, just a playground for fags who can't even play video games well
>>742959494>fucking baby game That’s illegal
>>742959325I actually played that Mario Teaches Typing game when I was like 6 because I was borderline autistic and didn't like recess, obsessed with video games. It did in fact teach me typing ridiculously quickly
>>742959469There's nothing that could have helped him. He is a Sonic speedrunner after all.
>>742959473>these people are actual fucking retards and learn to speedrun it and other retards are entertained by watching the entire thingand you're watching them, and have been watching them. so what does that say about you?
>>742959469Unironically just getting laid
>>742959372i've been having some of the most fun i've had with games this year, if you can't find good video games just give up now, you have no idea what you like
we are now watching grown crossdressing men play a game for children.
>>742959465sex with this wicked woman as payment for letting her kill me a thousand times to satisfy her curiosity
oh yeah this is potent stuff, haven't had it this bad in a while
A regular job. Waking up 6 everyday doing the same thing you won't be thinking about being a sissy girl playing childrens education games very fast. You will thinking about money, relaxing after etc etc...
>>742959303>looked like he was doing betterWow. He actually does.
Jesus fucking Christ they all deserve to be shot
Kill it with fire.
>>742959469a third nuke
>>742959291>olive oil, garlic, chili and parsley.I'm bad at keeping fresh herbs around (or alive) but I'll give that a shot some time, sounds up my alley.
Made 15 minutes feel like a fucking hour
K is the worst rating, right?
>>742959593i tabbed out and started shitposting in the thread, this should be obvious because i'm in the thread and shitposting
>>742959630meant to reply to:>>742959469
>>742959469the normalizing nature of being trans at GDQ genuinely can, by itself, do this to vulnerable people who attend. That great run they did ironically was also their start of darkness.
>>742959465Unironically the most normal sonic fans are the ones who are just in it for the porn
If you don't have an educational videogame you love, you're a souless zoomer
>>742959469>>742959595Regular exercise, good diet, and yes - getting laid
>>742959689T is the same score but for tranny runs.
>>742959372I’m getting an M64 when it drops in a few weeks, plan on finally revisiting all my fav n64 games from my childhood, legitimately excited and know I’m going to have a good time
whys this tranny want to be a kids teacher so bad
Do I rate K or Z? Which is worse?
>>742959125
His face isn't even that bad. He was just fat
Hey /v/, can you guess my rating?
>>742959696still spending your time talking about something you don't like
>>742959469getting tired of Sonic could have saved him>>742959647he seemed happy chatting with everyone toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP1jaZ7qUIA
This has to be the worst run. No questions asked.
K is the worst rating
>>742959582Games teaches us to do shit all the time due to the nature of themMaking you learn about practical things like they were game mechanics is the perfect recipe for success
Are we still in the shitty block?>>742959469>Good exercise>Any hobby not tied to the internet>Any friend network outside of discord>Any goal to chase besides clout amongst speedrunners>Getting laid
>>742959541You might be 13*8-4 percent retarded.
>>742959825SSSonic
STOP WITH THE ANNOYING FUCKING NOISES
that's a pretty packed crowd for this shitty game
>>742959841whitepill
>>742959669It's delicious. >Lots of oil in a cold pan>Put finely chopped garlic in and turn up the heat>As soon as it stats sizzling remove the pan before the garlic burns>Add chiliit can be eaten vegetarian or you can add meat now. I prefer shrimp>Add pasta and a bit of pasta water into the pan>mix it all and add finely chopped parsleyDone.
>>742959863The crowd incessantly imitating whatever fucking noise from the game.
>>742959890Put them all on a watchlist
>>742959837stop asking questions and just enjoy the speedruns, no the donations arent being pocketed and diverted to transition speedrunners.
RATE SONIC SCHOOLHOUSE
WTF IS THIS
>>742959952Zzz
>>742959952ZZZ
>>742959952C
>>742959863It's an amateurish let's play swarming with fake positivity from people who saw someone authentic do something similar to this and asked "How can I steal their valour for myself?"Some yuri to prove I'm a heckin' valid ally
>>742959952ZZZ for what they did to my boy
>>742959952K
>>742959952D for Didn't watch
>>742959952T
Wow, the runner is getting called out HARD by his own video game
>>742959952D-
>>742959585GoldPip.....
>>742959952S
>>742959952Whatever is lowest.K or ZZZ
>>742959952Z
that was some of the brimmiest niggercoal that i've ever seenthe people entertained by this positively do not have a soul
>>742959952SSS
>>742959952K or whatever the worst rating is
>>742959952S cringekino for the first minute then it dropped to Z
>>742959952ZZZ ZZZ ZZZ
>>742959952ZZZnot even a real run, not even a challenge run, it was just a lets play of a game for 5 year olds
>>742959952ZZZOr K. Or T. The worst rating possible.
>”That pig made me donate!”lmao, which one of you was this
zzzThis is literally just an educational game for kids. Put me down for a rating worse than Z
>>742959952Z. Gave it bonus points because the runner being the pig amused me.
>>742959837it's fun to dunk on things that deserve itor have you forgotten how to take joy in anything and have evolved to the final form of bitter joyless faggotyou don't have to answer because i don't care
>>742959952ZZZ everything wrong with GDQ. Shit waste of a time game for literal toddlers that's only accepted because a troon ran it
>>742959889hmm nyoWEEEE
>>742959952F
>>742959952FIs there ANYTHING in the next few hours worth watching? I feel I should just check out now
>>742959863Failed to solve basic math problems repeatedly.
>>742959952COther than the tranny running it and the host, it was an okay run of meme game apt for the silly block we're in.
>>742959952ZJust depressing to see
>>742959952S for sonic!
>>742959952FSee me after class
>>742959952I had so much fun shitposting I want to actually give this a better scoreBut z obviously
Why can't (comparatively) normal people just make their own speedrunning event? Is it because it's basically illegal to keep these people out and they will colonize it just like they did this one?
>did the peace sign backwards right at the end
Oh my god I just noticed this is the SA2 runner, what the FUCK.
>>742959952ZZZzzzzZZZ
>>742959952F for Fat tranny
>>742959952DThe run was awful but there's a few seconds of amusement to be had looking at the awful CGI.
>>742959949i hope you learn to spend your time doing something better with your time, in addition to stop seething over trannies every waking moment
>>742960094Have some standards, C lady...
>>742959952Zzzzzz
>>742959952Plot
>>742959952F-
>>742959902Saved this glorious green text recipe, I just got some nice olive oil too. I default to chicken but I haven't had shrimp in a good while, maybe I'll to your notes. Thanks anon
>>742959952I'm doing him a K
>”Did anyone here learn anything today? I think I learned a lot.”Sadly, we all did. We all did.
>>742960094You can't just keep rating everything a C, faggot
>>742959602Pig for reference
>>742960174>normal people>speedrunning in 2026
>>742960184Isn't a peace sign backwards victory? That's what I've known it as.
>>742960174Because those work better as 1-offs rather than reoccurring events (see Fast 50)
>>742960174You have ESA and Dogwater depending on what you're looking for. You just don't watch them, because they have even less viewership than GDQ.
>>742959602anon...video games are for children
>>742960172>concord dev chat
>>742960174what is dogwater?
Please god let the Mega Man runner be a normal human, Mega Man is my favorite video game franchise.
>>742960094U
>>742960191Yeah its the dude that got groomed by discord trannies
>>742960283This is absolutely 100% kino. holy FUCK. I take my C rating back and demand a SSS
>>742960330What about Call of Duty?
>>742960172>>742960348I haven't had their chat up at all this week. Glad I skipped it>>742960257You're welcome anon! Forgot to say, I recommend linguine btw but pasta works fine.
well, we got through elsa baby compacted colon potty training, how much worse could the next game be?
oops all troons
>>742960257*stick to your notes
>>742960348It's disgusting how open they are about grooming children
>>742960350>Only megaman run this year is dos Damn
>>742960348this is how pedos form their worldview btw
>>742960350>Mega Man is my favorite video game franchise.I am so very sorry to hear that unc.
>>742960350it's still the block for shit games, so you'll have your quirky chungus OMEGALUL RUNNER CHOKED and you're gonna like it
>>742960452>>742960452>>742960452
>>742960094You CAN just keep rating everything a C, cutie
>>742960172You mean the silent majority who up and left? Remember when these streams had an average of 100K+ viewers?
reminder that this got a 3pm primetime slot and metroid dream is on at 2am
>>742960172the majority is silent because they've been banned
>>742960330There are age ratings for video games. This game is for literal toddlers. There are games tailored to adults like doom and God of War.
>>742960348shouldn't have said the n-word
>gdq is almost over
>>742960174Hosting an event costs a lot of money, time and stress. Who is going to do that if they can't get anyone to come because they don't wanna be attached to an icky bigot?None of you probably know half of what the organisers of most non-GDQ events you watch go through
>>742960241>>742960348just. enjoy. the. runs. chud.
>>74296034890% chance each one of those ""people"" replying to him are grooming a child on discord
>check the rest of the schedule for tonight>can't watch TotK or Unbeatable, so basically just Megaman and Wand of Gamelon left for meRIPAt least I'm working from home tomorrow, can watch everything I'm awake for from tomorrow morning to the end.
>>742960350its the King's Qwest guy. he's just an autist that has a wife and kids actually
>>742960438A million mega man games to pick from every GDQ and they pick only one relegated to the silly block
>expewiencecutie
>I know nothing about Mega ManWHY THE FUCK IS THE TRANNY ON THE COUCH THEN
>>742960348children can transition chuds, now hold on I got my escape from diaperland speedrun up next, do betterno of course my aunts don't want me near their kids but I can just find someone else's
>>742960657We're all gonna make it
>>742960643Why aren't you a NEET?
>>742960697Ran Mega Man (DOS) and no others, which is enough for them feeling comfortable with lying to be quirky.
>i want to buy mega manwe have mega man at home>mega man at home....
This game is shit, why did Capcom greenlight this?
>>742961279Because no console game company treated the computers as real gaming platforms so they just gave out licenses to whoever. Like that megaman game was made by just one guy in his basement with no involvement from capcom besides giving the license
>>742959469The good guys winning WW2
