Previous: >>742960452https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/66https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6g0mofoYfoNow: Zelda: The Wand of GamelonNext: The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the KingdomLater: UNBEATABLE
>>742965705first for women stating the obvious
my hole a lil filthy rn frfr(i shit and only wiped didnt rinse or bidet or shower or anything)
>>742965705miggy?
>donator shilling russianwhat the actual fuck
My run is up next
>russiayikes, not even I want to support them, you do you GDQ
>>742965903Are you Indian?>WipedNever mind
>>742966025break a legno, i want you to literally break your leg during the run somehow
>>742966025>narrator: anon was, in fact, not up next
DIE
>>742966025Good luck!
>>742966047if i were desi i would have mentioned a lota/loda (sp?)
>>742966002turns out drumpf and israel were the greater evil all along
>>742965705I'm in.
fun run
AFTER YOU'VE SUCKED ALL THE COCKS IN HYRULE
After you've sucked all the cocks in Hyrule, THEN we can talk about mercy. Take him away!
>Troons and womenI shant be partaking.
AFTER YOU'VE SCRUBBED ALL OF ME
Miggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
where the hell is dino time
>>742966206>>742966210Cock mind
this is the thread
>>742966025Wow, break a leg!
Despite the efforts of the braindead couch, CDI Zelda (at least Faces and Wand, Zelda's Adventure is just miserable) is just fun to watch, so I enjoyed it.
Hope I'm miggin in the right direction
Rate?
>Zelda CD-I>Obscure
>>742966206>>742966210
>>742966326A
>>742966326B
B I G
we didn't see morshu once wtf
>>742966326C
>>742966328as an actual video game, yes, it's still obscure, the intro cutscenes being famous from YTP doesn't actually impart familiarity with the games or the CDI console
>>742966326AI'm surprised how long that game is
Mig>>742966326D
>>742966326B+
gretta douchette
>>742966028We need the wars otherwise Doctors wouldn't need to be crossing borders.
>>742966373
>>742966386morshu is in faces of evil
>>742966326B>>742966328they're heckin' hardcore gamers for knowing about it
>>742966326A-
actually, it's pronounced "douche-ette"
>>742966386He's in Faces of Evil, not Wand of Gamelon.
>>742966326Bwoman on the couch was annoying but its hard to make CD-I Zelda unfun when you're watching the cutscenes
>you have literally seen this event degrade in real time
ive been here longer
>>742966326A because I wonder what Ganon's up to.
first run i've enjoyed to watch since the beginning
>>742966326GOOD
>>742966386I just learned that he's only in one game. Disappointing.
>>742966326I'm doin' him an A
>>742966326B for bombs
Rate the run
>>742966025
>>742966028well fine, I won't support you either then
>>742966326S
is that feasel?
>>742966326C- couch and runner were annoying
senior marketing associateengage with communities
>>742966328a lot of people knows the animations but never saw the game itself
>English is winning by double the amount of everyone else>Moderators and streamers chime in>Actually now that you've donated 600 dollars already what if we just picked some other bullshit to win amirite guys?scammed lmao
>i love seeing you here>omg i love seeing you!just fuck on stream already
>>742966326A I want to fuck that massive hog on screen
Sex with Rubi
>>742966326BWould've been great without the they/them on the couch
>>742966326A pretty fun
>>742966326C too much annoying laughing from that smelly looking girl
>>742966567who dis semen demon?
>>742966547shit, stay safe anon - nothing personal xox
>>742966025good luck
>>742965979They get big name runners and applicants. They just get constantly turned down with no real valid excuse.I'm a KH fag, Violin would struggle to get his runs into GDQ and get constantly rejected and he's one of the best.Idk what their problem is, but it's purely a games committee issue. They delibrately choose no name people, but it's not like this event gives them exposure.Look at anyone who even worked GDQ for a long time and ran/hosted for them. They pull in almost no viewers, spikevegeta barely remains stable on his stream platform, it's not like he's drowning in success in the off season and it's worth almost nothing to run segments of hotfix. No one actually gets improvements to their streaming career by going on GDQ. They refuse to admit it though, so they should just people like who improve the show instead of giving vieiwership (you)s to no names that aren't ever going to check them out.
IM A HEADBANGA
>>742966326C - meme cutscenes aside, the speedrun was pretty average
>>742966637sokme kind of 2hu i think idk
Don't they have one normal to se2nd to these events? I don't feel like donating anymore
She is going to McDonalds with the donos, fat hog
Why was silly block longer then all fuck but horror block was just three games
5 dollars looks like her and her useless admin friends' salaries
>>742966326d
Oh hey didn't some anon say he works at the event and they are force pushing "what does my money do" speeches?
>>742966792More opportunities for theater kids to do theatrics.
>that $5 for doctors without borders can do a lot!meanwhile in reality they get whatever scraps after gdq costs
>>742966326AFor all right
>>742966659streaming speedrunning typically isn't a viable way to make a living nor should it be. very few actual speedrunners are actually able to
>>742965705Any cringe on the levels of the psychonauts 2 simp this gdq?
I'll donate $75 in pizza to her.
>>742966792Desperation.They were aware awful games blocks brought in a fuckload of hype, engagement and interest. It was something a lot of people looked forward to. So they went overkill, hoping it would make traction and went longer because "lel give people what they want!"They don't understand the concept of over consumption/oversaturation. And they still didn't put it on a prime time block for bruger hours.Then they doubled down on le silly games, with reddit humor that are polished, instead of jank trash games.
>>742966920>anon learns things cost money>"heh did you know gdq takes a cut heh such a scam"
>>742966326C+ - a bit long but acceptable. Mrgrgr!
>Wow, a hospital bed? What... what does that look like?It's a bed...
>>742966792The true horror block is all the trannies and lasts until the end of the event
>>742966982Shes clearly going to need more for her second course.
Im going to donate the new Webberoni Pizza to her
>>742967060So do you like drive around with it in the hospital or attach cannons to it???? That's so awesome!
>what does a hospital bed look like?>yeah, great question, so that's going to be like a hospital bed
>GazaCome to think of it there hasn't been much Israel/Palestine talk at GDQ
>Charity>Fat>Tons of tattoos>Tons of jewelry>literally just watches twitch streams all day as her "job"Guys, I'm going to become a charity manager (read: "scammer")
>>742966831>Donate 5 dollars and kids will have mosquito nets>OK you've raised billions of dollars and the world population is only a few billion, why do people still need mosquito nets?>Don't think about itLocals use mosquito nets to catch fish and it kills all the fish by catching even the tiny baby ones.They literally take these free nets and go right to the local waterways.
>>742967060Adjustable. Railings on either side. Rubber coated mattress. Cheap foam. I hate em. Somewhat scratchy blankets.
>>742967021>we raised 3 millions for doctors without borders!false advertising
>>742966902I'm completely fine with an entire silly/awful 24hrs. preferably awful but this is peak GDQ. Even more ideal, 2 12hr blocks 2 days apart like 2 sillys at sgdq and 2 awfuls at agdq Tuesday night and Thursday night
i don't want to help third worlders
Is this MSF America?
Awesome, I'm donating to provide SSRIs and give kids brain damage
If only you were kind enough to donate /v/, MSF will get Haiti to stop gangraping and eating dismembered penises.
>>742967134its not the flavor of the month anymore
>>742967134That's clearly too politicalYou can talk about trans rights until the cows come home though
>>742967134that was last event
WRAP IT UP
I will say having Sent in charge of programming, although some of the game slots seem retarded, the whole event has been going over time way less.
>our patients are humans>that need to go to the doctor like us
>>742966950It's pulling in 30k viewers.Not gonna lie, these "beloved" speedrunning personalities should be pulling in more then 100 concurrent, with a 30k advertisement blast.The numbers don't make sense, let alone hotfix numbers being so low compared to summer/awesome.
>i love seeing you here>you're one of the most special people i've ever talked tobobby wants to fuck
>>742967231They gotta run out at some point, seems like the problem will solve itself
>>742967161
>Vote for russian! xDWhy are they so hellbent on gamewashing Russia?
Weird that the trannies dont get free mental health. The French are cold blooded, just cut your dick and hero yourself lol
>haven't watched in yearsAre purple haired troons still ruining this event?
>>742967231Do you think we could get them to donate like electrical wire baseball bats and have them stream irl dead island, that would be a more realistic donation goal.
>>742967314>Not gonna lie, these "beloved" speedrunning personalities should be pulling in more then 100 concurrentNormies don't give a fuck about speedrunning personalities That's why most of their personal Twitch streams get like 20 viewers
People shouldn't be this fat. Especially if they are the public face of a health organization.
>>742967393It's an entire rainbow
>>742967319To be fair she's got a really cute face, pretty smile tooShame about the trouble hair though
>>742967280>"Everything we believe is basic human rights"There's no talking to these people
>>742967365I'd love for someone to point out that doctors without borders works in Ukraine to help out people bombed by Russians, just so it makes all the streamers look really bad kek.
>>742967319this architect is trying to steal another man's masterpiece
>promoting russian shit while MSF is literally getting bombed by them as we speakis she retarded
>>742967470What happened to them helping in Israel though?
>I'm a GAMER>my favourite game in the world is Stardew Valley
>>742967457i don't blame him, want that giant ass to crush me. just didn't expect bobby to be so high test, i underestimated him
>kirby air rider>I love kirby and rickthe game is Kirby Air RiderSyou fucking fat cow can't even say the name of the game you love right
Last time I checked the local MSF fished refugees out of the Mediterranean. I'd rather donate to the people shooting the boats
>incels screeching about MSF>AGAINY'all really show how privileged y'all are by acting like because you live a nice life that everyone else does. Most of the world doesn't have access to running water. Think about that next time you use your tap.
>>742967562There's a Kirby character named Rick, anon.
>>742967459kys kike
>>742967423Then why does hotfix do so poorly as well then?
>>742967562rick is the hamster you casual fuck, this ham beast is more of a gamer than you
>>742967542want her to lie and say neverwinter nights? it's a woman so expect woman games
>>742966659Gaining a bunch of followers and exposure was only really a thing during the early gdqs, despite it having less viewer. Twitch was also pretty different then and not a shrinking completely saturated platform. It also doesn't help that it is a charity event with games, which focuses on promoting itself and as well as that every fucking game apparently has its own fucking "discord community". It basically became /vg/.I feel like you have to have an exceptional personality to get normal fags to follow (and watch) outside of events these days.
>>742967612Yes I know. I'm saying she said "Kirby Air Rider" was a game she loves because of Kirby and Rick, but there is not a game called "Kirby Air Rider" >>742967659see above
>>742967413i would donate to buy copper wire for crackheads frfr, too many times they're struggling with secondhand wire. they deserve human dignity.
rate the run!
>TotKI thought awful game block is over
>>742967678>want her to lie and say neverwinter nights?Yes.
>>742967459Muscle Man 2011 is the only kino revival in existence
>don't donate to english
Why is there still downtime after that long boring MSF shill segment? how long can it take to hook up a switch?
>>742967280>keep politics out>TRANS RIGHTS
>inb4 the russian faggot gets stabbed live by an ukrainian
late mig
>Russian joke for the 4th time in 1 hourAre the hosts extra bad this year or what?
I never beat TotK and I don't want to spoil myself what the final fight is so I'm out
>>742967872because they have a schedule to stick to.
>>584855710wow it's almost like showering is a meaningless habit that serves no purpose
if you airdrop the average GDQ tranny into one of the MSF countries will they be welcomed with the same support they give them by donating
cut the announcer some slack, she's a woman so she probably has no knowledge of international events and hasn't heard of the russian/ukraine war
>>742966025cloudd you are so hot FUCK please marry me fuckkkkkkkk
>>742968023It's ganon but as a dragon like wtf where you expecting its a zelda game
>>742968023it's dragon ganon up in the sky above hyrule. actually a pretty cool fight
Im running to wawa anyone want anything?
>>742968026The whole point of those segments is to do something while they're setting up, not to do a long segment then make them wait again for no reason
>>742967891Sadly a prerequisite to speed running is having a mental illness. No one sane is going to optimize a game to where they miss all the game's content and see the end screen. Sane people just have fun
>>742968172They got the mtn dew donuts there? Grab a 6er
>>742967693They should do a vtuber day
>>742967280truly baffling seeing people believing they are doing jack by being annoying on a fucking stream chat about videogames
>>742968184Frankly, they just need to skip the segments, and sit in silence and let people vibe to music between games.
>We're about to transition
>>742968136>>742968141the dragon part is really only a victory lap. the real kino is the health bar extending off the screen and ganon doing flurry rush
>>742968136>>742968141I know it's ganon and there's a dragon involved but I have no idea how you find him. I mostly spent the game fucking around and finding random shrines
who is that semen demon??
>>742968342cloudd
>>742968305Today alone they went close to go "I like merging" at least twice or thrice.
France winning everything today
DAMN FROGS
PUTAIN LINK JE VEUX SUCER TA MASTER SWORD
why isn't gymnast doing a run, i'd much rather see his autistic ass for a couple hours
Oh cool awesome a guy who talks like he's LARPing a vampire rapist is the runner
>no pronouns
I'm so excited for Trans of the Kingdom! HOYPPP
>>742968342>he doesn't know
ALLEZ LES BLEUS>ALLEZ LES BLEUSALLEZ LES BLEUS>ALLEZ LES BLEUS
Thank goodness we don't have to hear English Zelda.
How have the runs been this year? Is gdq good again yet?
>ClouddMore like Would
>donate for a language>cutscenes get skipped anywaysimbéciles
he looks like chibi lol
IS THAT A GOTH BADDIE ON THE COUCH
Imagine being French lol
>French Zelda is just breathy sighs
HUH?
MEET AND HUH?
>>742968365Still 0 0
CuteWhat's his name?
>>742968480Mixed bag, as usual. Feels like there isn't as much energy around though and I'm more looking forward to ASM
>glitchlessi sleep
>>742968342my boywife
How do I donate for Cloudd to show feet
>slaps your speedrun's asswhat do
>""""glitchless""""""" run
A glitch, you say?
that voice passes Tbh desu
>glitchless>not actually glitchless
>>742968641looks a little too much like laura loomer for my taste
>hurry up nerd the next run is in 5 minutes and i want be in the audiencehow do you respond?
>>742968641
>>742968605Id assume a tranny but no pronouns are trannies capable of not posting them
Princess Mononoke is a good movie.
>if its a glitch its banned>if its not we take a voteHUH? Its either a fucking glitch or not what do you mean
Why is Zelda the only series at these events that gets the biofems
>no pronouns listedxe's trans right?
>>742968641cum shit cum again
>>742968718>>742968641>>742968605is this a man?
>Fr*nch
hot take zelda sounds better in french than english
>>742968641>>742968718>transbian
>>742968745Listen to his voice. Its obvious. But he is the best looking tranny i have seen at GDQ so far
>>742968787unironically yes
>>742968787>is this a man?No, she is the bad kind of woman
>>742968742zelda
TotK Zelda's big eyebrows...
Is that a biofem? Wtf
>>742968605>with no knowledge going inThat nose is *too* large for a biofem. Particularly with that bump.
>>742968730looked through her bluesky, seems to be biofem but possibly a lesbian (had some long, vague post about pride month)
>>742968806to be quite frank english voice acting is usually worse than all other languages
>>742968806Not a high bar. A lot of the other languages sound better than her english voices
>>742968787Yes
>>742968806>hot takeI don't think it is. It's French=Japanese>English. Haven't heard German or Russian.
Passing trannies are okay. Just put in some effort is all I'm asking.
>>742968730he just explained that is it not simply "either a fucking glitch or not" retard
>>742968880A man of supreme taste I see
God she has a sexy voice
Tears of the Kingdom's story was wasted potential.
Bout to redefine glitches as 'exploits' btw
>>742968841>best looking trannyBlocks you're path
I JUST GOT HERE HOLY SHIT SEXO IN THE MIDDLE
>>742968973Pretty much
>>742968979name. now.
>>742968730>>742968696>>742968678>>742968675
>>742968897what's her onlyfans?
>>742968641What a large nose you have, grandma.
>>742968480No, but there have been changes to GDQ to how things are run very subtly. A lot more blog posts, not putting awful/silly games at the middle of the night.Seems like they are making attempts to fill out the audience seats now so it doesn't look like a ghost town 90% of the event.Attempts to make crowd engagement but unlike years previous, they have tact to not shoehorn it 24/7.They killed blocks all together though, which sucks ass, and for a few days there was almost no trans rights shit, but today has been really bad with it. They might be making an effort to filter out those donos to be less frequently read. More dono reads of people blog posts.But they have been more pushy to read more donos because for a while a they never really did read donos except it said trans rights, or was some LGBT themed slop. So now it's tipping the wrong way with an annoyance on interrupting the runs to read blogs too often.It seems to be a change where GDQ is finally facing the long plagued criticisms of the event instead of ignoring it for the 10th year in the row saying "maybe the event isn't for you anymore" there are staff still saying that shit though.
>>742969014
>>742969014based chaser
her 'MMMMMM' sounds hot at leastis she ruski or something
>>742968979>le stinky green voting gf(male)
>>742969028this but ironically
please tell me this isnt 1 hour of skrk skrk skrk skrk
>transvestigating an extemely obvious bio womanGet a grip /v/
>>742969014she's literally me
Gotta stop watching bros, I didn't finish TotK. See you all tomorrow
when your so into zelda you try to skinwalk zelda
When does the silly block end?
>>742969128Good call. Ending is kino
>>742969050*grabs u*>>742968979>not wearing a brabizarre fetishist with no class like /OUR GIRL/ cloudd
>>742968948Anon you dont understand what I meant.Something is either a glitch or it isnt. There is no debate.
Damn, forgot how sick that title card is
>>742969136Never
>I'll be having a good time
Man, the Switch 2 version does look good.
>>742968787>>742968605The "mop hair" style + that particular way of sitting is a way to shoulderfruad plus also hide the jawline.You should pay attention to hair and poses more, it's never just left natural for no reason. Women don't have mophair.
>>742968502Many of these incentives are just scamsEspecially pokemon names
>>742969096>>742969028>name. now.sapphire_in_pink
>>742969141On Sunday
It has to be a biofem, the voice is too good to be trained
>>742969128Goodnight /v/rethren
>>742968979>best looking with that stomach
>>742969215For an Xbox 360 game
>>742969192No I understand, but what you say is simply not true
>>742969032>IT DOESNT MATTER THIS IS FOR CHARITY!!Well it does because this is a speedrun category. These runs don't exist purely for the sake of GDQ. It's a retarded rule to say you forbid glitches, and still allow glitches.>order food without peanuts due to allergy>get peanuts>LOOK THEY ARE SMALL BUSINESS OKAY? JUST EAT THE PEANUTS THEY CAN'T AFFORD THE BAD REVIEW!! THEY CAN MAKE MISTAKES, THEY AREN'T MCDONALDS!These people are the worst.
>>742969116she is literally trans lmao
>>742969224the fuck does "mop" hair mean? speak english ESL-kun
>>742969215Yeah it looks slightly better than a PS3 game. Nintendo have really come a long way.
you all said I was wrong when I said Cloud and her run was godtier during AGDQ 2025
>>742969051>nd for a few days there was almost no trans rights shitidk if we're watching the same marathon, that shit has been out in force every day
>>742968897>possibly a lesbianThose arent real. My lil sis taught me that. She claims she is bi and yet only ever talks about men and boys and only ever dates men yet makes social media posts about being 'mostly gay'Its all an act.
>>742969259There's too much color for a 360 gayme.
>>742969238>0 results on simpcityFUCK
>>742969292native english speakers know immediately what it means, look at the hair. look at a kitchen mop.
>>742969243You've never met a drag queen
>>742969301She's looking way better. Good for (her).
chaserbros...
You guys know Cloud has been at GDQ before right?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLIT3NmriRs
>>742969136>that adam's applewell, mystery solved
>>742969265>>742969032
>>742969330No one wants to see that...
>>742969253You're looking at her stomach?
>>742969296Ppl begging to go back to that gen. I guess we got it here with the S2
>>742969356I'm not jealous of you
>>742968979>mfw the angle frauding doesn't work
>>742969398Never said you should be.
>>742969391I'm going to throw up...
>>742969410Like cat pissI lived with one for years (he wasn't when I moved in)
You know, Ganon IS a pig
>>742969243she started transitioning a 16. this is how a lot more transgirls would be if (((society))) didn't stop them getting access to HRT before they are too old
>>742969224>the heckin' mop hair brooo!!!>shoulderfruading!!?????i can tell immediately thats a woman when everything she said was about herself or casting shade
>>742969423Toothy head, no thanks
>>742969463I'm going to throw down
I don't understand this whole glitch vs not a glitch thing
>>742969523Thank you Chibi, very cool.
>>742969526>she>her
>>742969527Too bad for you, eh?
>>742969363what the hell
>>742969554GEDDAN
>>742969563dont think about it
>>742969523chibi fucking won
>nukiekys stupid CUNT she cheated on jhay and ended their relationship. we hate nukiedog never attend a speedrun event again you evil bitch
>>742969563it's simple, glitchless is a category without glitchesunless we decide that the glitch is okay then it's fine to use it in the glitchless category
>>742969563we know
>>742969529nah, that shit is easily picked up by trannies before they even start hormones
>>742969554Dual citizen US/NOR rise UP
>>742968979Eight is unbeaten, but she vanished
>>742969523Coincidence? Or by design?
>>742969554Why didn't anyone tell me this was what futbol was like?
>>742969369>>742969637We should donate for her FFS
who's ready for the elden ring run later tonight?
>>742969691WHO
>>742969563communities that aren't retarded just call the category "no major glitches" and leave it at that. retarded communities, like this one, call it "glitchless" and then invent a bunch of retarded logic about how certain tricks are "exploits, not glitches" or whatever. anyone who runs this category is retarded so don't worry about trying to understand
>>742969748Not if that's the runner
Couldn't they have found one funny guy for this run?
>>742969296>>742969259>muh graphics
>>742969626Nukie A CUTE
>>742969748inb4 mitchriz choke
>>742969371the fake granny voice wasnt enough of a giveaway?
>>742969563The line between what is intended game behavior used in a way that might not have been expected by the devs and unintended game behavior or exploits can be a grey area.
>>742969637looks bogged as fuck
>>742969637there are anons here who think that is a bio foid
>that voice like a heavy smokerkek, that faggot sure is a tranni lol
>No pronouns>Doesnt sound like an obvious man>Puts effort into appearanceIf all the trannies at the event were like this, nobody would care.
>>742969748Parky alert
>>742969748fuck that boring slop>>742969802she's an evil demonic bitch. we, and i mean us ALL, including YOU, side with jhay
I wish we had polymarket for this. I would put down $1000 on the guy to the left of Cloudd trooning out within 5 years.
This run seems good so far, don't you agree?
>>742969751Eight, did some GDQ runs in 2020 but not really had an online presence after that
>>742969621factually incorrect
>>742969748I dislike FromSoft gamesgave them an honest effort with bloodborne and elden ring, just not my thingHope anon enjoys
>>742969883It's fine. It is nicely focused on the game. It was a bit silly to call it glitchless.
>>742969523
>>742969883⅓ over already, shoulda been a longer cat.
>>742969896Who won?
>>742969861>those eyebags>that much makeupoof
>>742969757yah, that feels like the more accurate title for it.
>>742969896who is he talking about?
>>742969748is Parken running?
>>742969748>4:10AM>followed by Metroid Dread at 7AMCurse you, Sent!
>the humanoid dragon zelda was fan art and not canonI was so disappointed man
What is chibi up to these days
switch zelda games are SOULLESS compared to n64 ones
>>742969950Incel alert
>>742969896Sans
>>742969958>>742969748is this a man? i feel like with gdq you have to ask
>>742969973>>742969948srg
>>742969950>sees ordinary eye creases on someone squinting in the sunYou need to take a break from anime.
>>742969958insane nasolabial fold >>742970012cope. if she wasn't trying to hide it behind 20lbs of makeup and a billion filters i wouldn't pass comment
>>742969868>she's an evil demonic bitchthis level of cute, evil? I think not.
>>742970008Great Plateau was sovl Otherwise I agree
>>742969975No
>>742970008Wrong.
Trying too hard, no (You)s.
>>742970008open world is a fucking blight on games
>>742970112That was literally the only good part of BotW
>>742970091>gets engaged>lets the guy fly 3million miles for his next visit>reveals that she cheated on him with a black guyshe's evil. she could have broke that to him before he flew to america. evil woman
>>742970142Is Parken there?
>>742969626>>742969868lol paid the toll
>>742970178>open world is a fucking blight on gamesIt is a cancer, and that cancer killed Metroid Prime 4
>>742969883I don't like BoTW again but GMod
>retard ranting and raving about streamer drama no one knows or cares about
What you all sippin on? I'm deep in flavor town myself
>>742970219MP4 is not open-world.
>>742970064Who was his best friend?>>742969626Is Nukie the tranny on the couch?
>>742970279Who the fuck cares?
Yo this runs sucks, any noise album recs?
>>742970258Water and green tea
>>742970279nukie sent a lengthy donation because she's friends with these guys
>>742970219Prime 4 isnt open world retard its a very linear game
Fellow biomen in the thread, there is a certain degree of having a smokey (grisly) voice that women find irresistible. You could be a slithering, slack-jawed idiot but if you 'talk right'? You're in. Extra points for large (veiny) hands.
>>742969883Haven't played a zelda game in over a decade but this seems boring. Just running around collecting twigs and leaves.
>>742969832if she is trans, then she's the (rare) one that wants to pretend to be a biofem instead of slapping the trans flag on everything and talking about being trans constantly. i guess it's because she's closer to passing than the average gdq trans person
>>742970258Is that really sparkling water with apple pie flavor?Really?
>>742970219A game you didn't play
>>742970362>Extra points for large (veiny) hands.I have a small, veiny penisDoes that count?
you fags leave cloudd alone. It knows its shit, is not obnoxious and looks halfway decent. Even if its a tranny I prefer it any day over the other clowns at these events.
>>742970192If you run a direct route from Plateau to Kak to Zora Domain and do that all, its pretty decent. I'd say the charade falls apart there. Still enjoyed the game but it's overrated.
>>742970258>Naturally flavored>with other natural flavorsWhat the fuck does that mean?!
>>742970213Yes
>>742969883I do generally like thew quirky tech you can do to cheese stuff in this game more than the equivalent in BotW, but the speedrun is kind of boring because 50% the unskippable Tutorial.
>>742970008>Master sword? Yeah it broke.>Triforce? Irrelevant.>Our hero? He just walks around picking shit up all day and sticking it together.Actually soulless. I don't mean soulless as in "bad I don't like it", like actually no soul. Legendary warrior man just picks up sticks and horns off the ground and ties them together with duct tape to kill a legendary evil that killed all of the heroes of the past.IDGI idgi so much, like what did nintendo mean by this? Lorefags wanna explain literally any of this? Don't tell me a wizard did it btw, not an argument.
>>742970258Iced elderflower. It's the sweetest thing in this heat
>>742970362only in 20's or 30's noir movies, fuck 'em trannies trying to copycat that shit
>>742970327Tekkno - electric callboy
is chartfagnon dead?
>>742970407>A game you didn't playYeah, nobody played MP4That's why it hasn't even sold 1m copies yet
This is the worst Zelda game ever made including the CD-I games. How did this get 10/10s?
>>742970418It'll get you to up until the bedroom, hope you can finger+tongue well. Both very easy
>>742970484It's flavored with Guy Fieri's semen.
>glitchless>this is not a glitch>it just breaks
>>742970213If LilAggy is there, she probably is too.
>>742970562Nintendo bonus.I'll defend BotW, but Tears is just a worse copy and paste job.
>>742970384Yeah, it's decent
>>742970258Made some Kool-Aid like the midwestern hick I am.No sugar though, I'm trying to lose weight where I can.
>>742970557Then how would you know if "open world ruined the game"?
>>742970562But enough about Skyward Sword.
>>742970458the majority of comments are about wanting to fuck the tranny
>>742970562tendie bonus from urinalists
>>742966628That's not real is it?
>>742970258Is this one of those drinks that's like "sparkling water bottled in the same building as a strawberry"?
>zelda run during the world cupdumb niggersi'll watch the vod then
Interesting new activity in the thread
>we let him focus for this lineup here>audience screams
>>742970596wtf are those knees bro
>>742970712Fr*nce is going to win anyway
>>742970707No doubt
>>742970008zfg is the only force carrying n64 zelda
>>742970562because people play like 20% of a game then rate it 10/10 and never touch it againopen world games just so happen to be front loaded so those masses of people never actually see the flawsa mass of people also brings in people that barely ever play any games, so when you think all video games are just tetris, the sims and stardewvalley, BOTW/TOTK is probably fuggen insane and best game of all time with no point of reference
desu this whole run isn't half-bad, it's honestly kinda chill and reminds me of what GDQ used to be like
>>742970712>france vs franceishiggydiggidy
Does this game actually have combat or do you just run past everything?
>30 minutes in>still on the tutorial islandChrist im glad i just now started watching.
>>742970779Critics are literally forced to finish their games.
Wait there's no way you retards actually think that's a real woman in the middle
>>742970407Didn't even know it came out.Just looked it up, first video shows metroid riding a motorbike over an empty desert.Fuck that lmao, it looked normal up until that, don't know if I want to play it.
it's crazy that cloudd fucks all three of these geeks
>>742970851You can't be this naive
>>742970775put respect on Phil's name
The individual without pronouns looks exactly like my first girlfriend back in middle school. It's uncanny. If you're watching: Hi, Claire.
>>742970851theres no rules or guidelines to be a critic anon
THAT glitch is banned, but not that other one.
>>742970885Keep coping.
>>742970860>I saw a video of driving or something I dunno
I liked Breath of the Wild but I never finished Tears of the Kingdom. It seems like they wasted too much time fucking around with the physics engine and not enough time actually populating the open world with interesting things to do. The fact that they reused the map from BOTW should've made it easy to focus on making gameplay denser instead of spread out like it was in BOTW.It also took them too fucking long to develop. I hope the next Zelda game isn't open world.
Bruh Cloudd is the only troon that actually passes in this fucking event, I respect dis nigga
Okay, I worked all day and then played Deus Ex Human Revolution with my kids, playing for ghost rank, of course.What runs did I miss, where the ick on ratings?
>>742970894I have bad news for you then.
>>742970817Player5 pretty consistently is practicing 100% runs of BotW, at least in recent memory. Late night yt streams. Pretty no no-nonsense player so it's interesting tk see him pivot to TotK
>prime time popular zelda run>barely 37k viewersbeb event
>watch dark souls gdq 2012>we have to get the knights halberd>watch totk gdq 2026>we have to get the knights halberdit's all the fucking same
>>742970939yeah that's about what I saw, it's just driving a bike of some sort over a desert of sort, don't think I'm gonna play it.The actual metroid parts looked ok though. just dreadful bike shit mixed in for no reason.
>>742971028WC is on doe
>I can't wait until glitch>that glitch is banned>oh noooooooooooooTHANKS FOR THE MONEY, DUMMYNO REFUNDS
>>742970960The biggest problem is that ToTK also has a focus on exploration but it uses the exact same fucking map.They basically made it to appeal to people who didn't play BotW as if everyone hadn't already played it first. Fucking insane decision.
>>742971002Think I ever got those pants off? I've wondered that for years lmao
>>742970851You don't. You're kind of forced to play enough to write some kind of review.Even in the case they might "complete" the game, they can always play the Game Journalist difficulty that's missing half the game.
>>742970894hi
>>742970962face is a bit fucked, but can't really tell at the size she is on stream
>>742971076TotK has no journalist mode.
>critics said so!!!>critics good!!!>critics can never be biasedif i like something i don't give a single fuck about what critics say. out of all the fuckin' places when did 4chan become this conformist and authority worship lol
/v/ will glaze this run but shit talk the Yooka laylee run
>>742970258You're not the only one
>>742971130I think its these threads.
>next run is by punchyTHAT punchy? the nugget guy? thought he crashed out at GDQ and got banned from it (in addition to ESA)?
>>742971028there's another 150k on youtube and also twitch views are botted but clancy stopped the bots so actually it's more than gdq have ever had before
>>742971195IT'S SUCCINCT YOU DUMB BROAD
>>742971195That was SuccintAndPunchy, unless he changed his name
>>742971096It’s the only one whose pronouns i would respect if he/she had any
They're actually letting him play the game without interruption. With the runner keeping his quiet pace. I'm astonished.
==pEdoRIC MELTY IN PROGESS==PLEASE HIDE MALE DOGS INSIDE YOUR HOME~
>>742971148And what are you gonna do about it?
Anyone else completely shut out the rest of the/v/ when these events are going on? I live in these threads exclusively for a week.
>>742970707>buy water>it tastes like water>wtf I was ripped off
>>742971204lies, there are around 7000 viewers on youtube
>>742971073Call her and just do it! It is the only way to get over it as a guy. We never forget anyone giving us any positive feedback. If she is a troon just use the bonus hole!
>>742971230>>742971195>>742971241yeah it's him, schedule links his twitch. he's got long hair now, probably trooning out soon
>>742971263I don't even use /v/ outside of these eventsI imagine it's still /pol/-lite and twitter screencap threads.
>>742971245crazy how a zelda runner gets to play the game but earlier they were getting fucking bullrushed
>>742971263Pretty much. Fucking twitter fags need to be banned on sight.
>>742971045Please find black joy somewhere
>>742971275It advertises flavor.
>>742970962Soon to be blacklisted
>>742971056Once again, how do you know that supposedly "ruined the game"?
This is probably the only decent totk run i’ve seen
>>742971263There's nothing else going on on this board anyway. Those are the only threads without /pol/, jeets, ai, marathon, ubisoft, xbox, gacha and gta6 spam.
>>742971263I don't use /v/ otherwise unless I'm baiting for size/giantess threads
>>742971263How does anyone use /v/ regularly these days?
>>742971294I'm old, and so is she. Her son is 6 years old now. I'm also married and expecting a son. Don't forget, you're here forever.
>>742971253Nothin'. Bought and played both games. Vote low for this one (redefining glitches) and vote high on the prior (no choke, actually difficult, no safety saves).>simple 'as
>>742971263Bro, deltarune just released
>>742971195Yes. He's still a cunt but the game he's running is fun casually
>>742971340and somehow you weren't expecting it to be watered down, even though it's ya know water?
>>742971392It updates faster than reddit or x and feels better shit posting here personally
>>742971351Too passing for these fucking autistic turds, making them all look bad. Even the voice is feminine
How about you gib-go fuck yourself
This feels like a chokable category
>>742971353it didn't look fun or good.games are supposed to be fun and good.
>>742971263I'm a /tv/ regular, dont even use /v/
>>742971263Deltarune is more interesting than this year’s marathon, I’m afraid.Nigga heil Gaster.
>>742968065And to be fair it was just a three day special operation anyway
>>742970384it mostly tastes of cinnamon I wish it was more appley
>>742971407Congratulations and all the best to you.So she probably was a biofem all along
It's really funny how many chuds think the cloudd is a biowoman. You might need to rethink your whole worldview.
member to mig to the dupe thread >>742965673
glaGAYla lol!
>>742970962>high effort shemaleNoice
Cloudd is bio fem you fucking retards
>>742971589You gotta admit how well this nigga passes in comparison to most specimens of gdq
>>742971593No. :)
>>742971263I only come to /v/ for these and next fests
>>742971589Chuds respect genuine effort
>>742971638do you have eye and ear cancer?
>>742970638why are you asking questions in bad faith?
>>742971625I would fuck her full knowingly that she probably has a dick the size of my forearm. You gotta give respect for those who are actually trying.
>>742971685voice is actually impressive considering how few of them can pull it off
>>742971589plenty of fake chuds around, the hair and sitting posture are obvious giveaways.Granted effort actually put in, so if you're watching on 240 might be passable.
>>742971651The baggy clothing helps but it's intentional, at the least self-aware. I cam respect effort. Still wouldn't because the commentary is annoying and is still le chungus
>>742971445>>742971565>Deltarune>NV 2>SGDQIt's a transgender hannukah on /v/
>Well executed>Good commentary>Even the token troon is palatableNot a bad run honestly
>>742971685Her ring finger is not longer than her index finger, its significantly shorter
>>742971263I only come to v for gdqs and mario retardies
why wasn't this just DLC for botw?
>>742970991
>>742971743you heard wrong
>>742971729the actual sound of the voice wasn't terrible but it was still a booming loud voice instead of anything soft, like it wasn't immediate mute kind of voice like most of them were.but when he talked it was LOUD and deep instead of the typical nails on chalkboard.
>>742971782MoneyAnd Switch 2 needed a game
>>742971762Calling it now, >NV2 or whatever will become vaporware
>>742971782shekels
someone bake a new thread, i dont feel like recycling yurifags faggot thread
>>742965673>>742965673>>742965673Recycle
>tranny is really into the run, excited and making little nervous tics at risky partsI can't hate her /v/, I can't.
>>742971847No :)
>>742971829This game came out 2 years before Switch 2
>>742971782Big ideas = sequel. Always been that way for N since Mario Galaxy 1 and 2.
>>742971848Cloudd is the best troon they have, I agree
>>742971901Well shit
>>742969526What the fuck
>>742971686Where is the bad faith? He brought up MP4, a game he admits he has never played, as a game supposedly ruined by being open world, then when questioned said he saw a webm of driving forward, and that was it.
>>742971847No. A new thread will need to be made linking this one.
>>742971771Retarded mini games thread?
>>742971806Thank you, anon
>CLOUDD>female looking>doesn't even bother with pronounsSo which one is it?
LE DÉMONWHAT THE HECK IS LE DÉMON?
I haven't played TotK. Are these dodges actually hard to do? It looks like there's i-frames to spare
>>742972093Do you hear the voice?
>>742969896Was it because he ended up in that japonese show about gaijins and he forgot to zip the fly
>>742972093The extremely rare based troonProbably calls people faggots
>>742972129No, it's stupidly generous, and easy to get.
>>742972129Depends on the enemy.
>>742972202Yeah, it feels like it.The one-heart only setup doesn't feel nearly as impressive then
mig>>742965673>>742965673>>742965673
>>742972254I dont think i will
Damn, I never finished this game. This fight is pretty kino.
>>742972254Make a proper thread.
>>742972368This dragon fight is a glorified cutscene, they did the same thing in BotW
>>742972468No, they didn't.
susan was literally harassed, he was totally in the right and yet he was punished, why was this allowed?
>>742971263Have barely even checked the threads and none of the runs this time. Maybe it's time to move on
so, are we gonna rate the run or what?
>>742965705cute
>>742972547What was he so mad about?Was it people not being able to say his name right?
>>742969526That's surprisingly repulsive mental image. please keep it to yourself next time
>>742972763C
>>742972779Punchy is mad about everything. He's chilled out a little now but he used to be an angry little insufferable shit about literally everything.
>>742972763B for not as good as BOTW
>>742972547zeroo is such a bastard. i love him.
>>742972763Yeah, over here >>742972730:)
>>742965705Why do I keep seeing this 3.5~4/10 in the catalog? You guys surely can't be lusting after THIS
>>742971983>when questioned said he saw a webm of driving forward, and that was it.There with this lie you've just proven you're acting in bad faith
Oh, it's Susan.
This gotta be the first time i'm actually bored, when watching any gdq marathons. I already finished all the runs that i missed and i'm only looking forward under 10 runs.
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