https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/66https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6g0mofoYfoNow: SWORNNext: Kirby: Nightmare in Dream LandLater: Kirby's Dream Land 2Previous: >>743007417
>kuritasKRTisn't that one of the hosts?another tranny run incoming
>>743015167I migged all over those Bs
>>743015167Migging.......
That horrible newgrounds game couldn't even get the swastika spinning the right way
Up and throbbing.
>i think I'll spend a few hundred dollars traveling to Minneapolis and getting a hotel room so I can sit in a nearly empty event hall and crochet by myself while a stranger with a microphone yells HOYP
>>743015302
>>743015332>UNBEATABLEwhat happened
>>743015167Brace for faggotry
>>743015302hail buddha
>>743015332>people voted that dogshit elden ring run favorably
>>743015332>boomer games saving the event againzoomerbros what's our response??
What is SWORN? Worth watching?
>>743015338Money well spent if ya ask me
>>743015371It was a rhythm game showcase.Music wasn't to everyone's taste.It has a story mode but that wasn't shown.
>>743015167fuck yeah, tranny general xers
I wanted to like Hades but it just did nothing for me. The voice acting was also a massive turn off.
miggy Kirby in less than an hour
Is this guy going to uh.. play the game at any point?
>>743015302I knew old NG was edgy, but is that seriously just a Nazi? not even saying he belongs to "the evil empire" or something?
>>743015332Holy shit this board is full of people who get triggered easily...
>>743015338How else are you going to spend the governments free money? It's not like these people ever have real friends to hang out with, its all discord friends these days for these terminally online speds
>>743015419Hades wannabe made in 2025
>>743015484Before 2012 people were allowed to make jokes and references
>>743015371Rhythm game "showcase" where a bunch of retarded punks bash le fash to the world's shittiest harsh noise and jungle that went twelve minutes over estimate and then had a follow-up doubletime showcase where all the shitty music got turned into the worst nightcore you've ever heard.I don't know why chartfag didn't mark that as an ad, it was blatantly bought and paid for.
shamelessly Hades at home
Holy fucking rip off of hades.
Temu Hades
wha?
Chinese guy has Rayman feet
>>743015371Imagine the worst possible music possible. Now make it a rhythm game with 2 fucking buttons. Also include the developers shilling the game.It was a fucking mess.
>>743015637his a retard
i love pinballI can't watch someone else play pinball
>>743015551>>743015581>>743015631That's the modern games industry. Any game that gets a bit of success has everyone copy the fuck out of them, sometimes blatantly
>>743015371NUGGETS
>>743015167Its 8 am, I havent shat in 2.5 daysNeeded some Kirby and amazing mirror or kirby dream land (gb)
>oh em gee six seveeeeeenthis guys voice ahhhhhhhh
Just woke up, what the fuck is this Hades rip-off? Like it's not even trying to be its own thing
>>743015673I'm used to X game but with our own twist on it! but this just looks like a Hades mod lol
What the fuck is going onThis is literally a worse version of Hades right down to the circle icons before choosing your doorHow the FUCK does this get into GDQ?
>no minecraft speedrunsthere should be an entire minecraft block on account of how popular it is
>>743015673>Any game that gets a bit of success has everyone copy the fuck out of them, sometimes blatantlythat's always been like that, most of the times you get a shitty copy but sometimes you get a new great game in that genre
>>743015332Sonic Dream Team is surprising
>>743015731>even the GDQ chat is noticing it's a blatant Hades ripoff
>>743015332Sonic Dream Team was actually good? I thought an Apple Arcade game during primetime would've been a disaster for sure
>"If you are going to speedrun this, you have plenty of time to stop"
Hades?More like HaDEIs
>>743015813Nobody plays this shit anymore, unc
nice char portrait
Hades clones make me sad in some indescribable way.Any clone that clearly doesn't have its own vision rubs me the wrong way, but for Hades clones, they must know they're not going to come close in the writing side, which is the number one vision behind it.So what are they doing? Why are they doing it? What are they hoping to achieve?This game graphically looks good, they must have put in a lot of effort, but even the art design is copied — to say nothing of all the rest. All these manhours and all this skill, somehow going into something without ever CREATING anything. If there is a hell for artists, working on this must be what it looks like.All Hades clones are like this. At least Slay the Spire clones or Balatro clones clearly had a retard designer thinking his godawful gimmicks were interesting, bless his heart. But these have nothing.
>>743015815>most of the times you get a shitty copy but sometimes you get a new great game in that genreIndeed
They have the exact same menus too lmfao.This genuinely feels like Roblox Hades they can't be serious.
>>743015672I can if they're actually good at pinball, not if they're just smashing the flippers because that's what I do and it's bad to watch
>>743015673That was always the case in vidya. Pac-Man, Donkey Konh and other arcade games had a billion ripoff ports and clones across platforms.
>>743015813How about a Terraria run
>>743015816>>743015835ESA-tourist bonus since it had skenmy and argick running with tim on couch.
This feels like what an AI would make if asked to make a Hades clone, down to a 5 letter name for dubious marketing and SEO purposes.It's almost uncanny.
>>743015869you're right nephewwe should have fortnite brainrot speedruns
>>743015781Cause they don't wanna run the same games or some shit. So instead they run a game no one gives a fuck about
i thought blud was playing league of legends
>>743015906Nightmarish grouping
>>743015332I will show this to my kids when they ask how were the 2020s
>>743015332>>743015543Chartfag please mark Unbeatable as an ad, the co-com Chi Xu is an alias for the game's co-producer Jeffrey Chiao
>>743015835It was a European run. Argick, Huds, skenmy, TinyTim and had Argick don the cursed costume at the end
>>743015948What did his mean by this?
>>743015332How the fuck did people rate that dumb Elden Ring run the same as the Metroid Dread run? One was a nearly 4 hour slog split into 4 tiny screens and larping as a coop, and the other one was an actual speedrun with tight movement and great execution.
>>743015781Even the twitch chat is noticing specific effects and UI elements being copied straight from Hades, you have to be pretty fucking blatant for them to notice
>they even copied the price tagthat's fucking funny
>>743015948what happens if you have sex with someone who is plural but their other personality doesn't consent
>>743015815It has always been like that but with indies people get so blatantly obvious what there copying. Take stardew valley for example, that game got big and everyone under the sun tried to make their own farm sim
>>743016003holy shit lmao
>>743015813I want a stalker speedrun
>>743015408>>743015982the "this absolute trainwreck had a good ending so it validates sitting through several hours of trash for it SSS" curse that always happens with extremely long runs
>>743015332People have been way too negative and eager to span Z this year. Obliviously there's still a bunch of stinkers, but a good chunk of these are C tier at worst.
This is one of those games where you run because you know you won't get on the leaderboard for the game it ripped off
>>743015948I genuinely have no idea what is real anymore.
>>743015948
>>743016003Indie devs are creatively bankrupt
>>743015948honestly that person is just insane and should be locked up so he doesnt hurt himself or others
where chart
>>743015948what
>>743016003>32 dollarydoos for THIS
Man I feel fucking depressed after that epic battle fantasy run. Just all of it. The host reading donations without giving a fuck if the runner was going to say anything and saying mmhmm to him over and over. No one else on the couch. Speed running that. Wearing that. Just everything. I feel like fucking shit now. God why? Why.
>>743016056This game is notable because it has four player co-op, which is a feature Hades lacks
>>743016129what if hades but you steal bikes?
its like Hades in slow motion.
>>743016136man up nigga it's not that serious
People always point out that there's a lot of slop among indie games, but I never realized before this GDQ how many straight up copy the entire artstyle and mechanics of successful games. Pic related here, a Hollow Knight rip-off they ran called Constance on day 1 of this SGDQ
>>743016108>>743015332
Claude, clone Hades and make me a million dollars, no mistakes or Grandma gets it.
>>743015948>plural girlie
>>743016136Weird, I identified more with the bored audience than the runner
>>743016003
"Hades but co-op" could be cool thoughSolo this is just trash
>>743016136Mathy will be coddled beyond belief, I wouldn't worry about it
>>743016129>they even copy the "everyone is modern and diverse" mythology thing
>>743016193It was Hollow Knight by way of Celeste with a little Splatoon and Ducktales mixed in
>indie slop ads done quick
>>743016193Lol. It's why some anons called runs ads. Because some of these game have like two dudes on the leaderboard and like 9 people playing on steam
>>743015879I liked Towa and the Guardians of the Sacred Tree
ts sucks ass bruh go back to the uncslop games
>>743016275It's pretty alright to co-op, yeahWon't be winning any awards in terms of originality, but sometimes you just need a game to co-op with your bros
>>743016193at least constance was out. They released around the time of silksong iirc
I miss the time when they would run NES and SNES games.
>>743016337turtles in time seems forever ago
>This game is good because it reminds me of a better gameIndie gaming in a nutshell. I don't know why you would bother with this shit
I know copies are standard in vidya, every major success going back 60 years got ripoffs, low effort and high effort, but it's wild to see the former make it on here. Like I don't know, Buckshot Roulette, that was a hit, and has had a billion clones doing variations of the setup trying to capture the same players. But this is like the ones that are just like "Shotgun Roulette Game" and it's 1:1, not even having a different gimmick for the roulette part.
>>743016193>>743016316There's nothing wrong with niche games or indie games or niche indie games. They're most of what I play these days too. I understand "there's so many of these because 'people' want to make money on the coattails of someone else's success." I even understand "people are sick of the same games over and over at these marathons so we spiced things up a bit." What I don't understand is why this shit isn't in its own knockoff block, at 1 in the morning, instead of like ALL DAY LONG EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK. Give me a little Metroid Prime or Final Fantasy or something less sloppy than this, Christ Almighty.
>>743016362All of my friends play retard shit like Overwatch and Fortnite.
Is this not literally Hades
>>743015332Is that a motherfucking Reddit Dot Com reference??????
>>743016398Me too. Even when they weren't the best runs, they were at least short and never overstayed their welcome
>>743016518Unfortunately, they're easier to get in to because they're free and have a lower time investment.If I want to play a co-op game, I've gotta carve out a date and time in a schedule to get people together for a whole run and also make sure they even own the game in the first place.Something like Overwatch people can just jump on for a single game.
>>743016557are you ok
>>743016557Holy fuck nobody cares you loser
>>743016398You and me both brother.
Oh fuck, it's this furry faggot-ass donation reader again.
>>743016557man let it go enjoy the charts
Yeah, don't forget the fucking trannies, it's their event after all. Stupid fucket!
>>743016052Troon and foid runs always get tanked for good reason. This year there have been a lot of them.
>Evil King ArthurIt's fucked up that this has been done enough that a Sonic game of all things did a better twist on it in its Arthurian game. Why are we still doing it?
>>743016398they are classics but they did get old after a whilefor example they milked mario 64 to death in every possible iteration and position possible, from normal runs to blindfolds to one person gets one star party runs
>>743015637>I can be kind of possessive.
>>743016785Here it's that the grail corrupted Arthur and his knights, and Merlin created apparitions (the player characters) to take him down. So it's the grail that's the evil entitity, but yeah, it is Arthur becoming evil thing again
>>743016516Because the former prize wizard thinks actual good games deserve to be in the dead hours and these terrible indies deserve daytime hours
nigga what is going on
>>743016906heh
>>743016656We need the Mother runner back here to cast the One Singular Stunlock
i hate jd puppy so much it's unreal
>>743016921Millenials pretending they're still hip and with it
we have hades at home
>>743016824>they milked mario 64 to death in every possible iteration and position possibleOk, and?Just do it again with different runners, a different couch, or just the same people because every run is unique anywaysThe obsession with "We did it once so we can't do it again" leads to shit like this Hades ripoff being shown instead of just a run of Hades, because it's "new"
>>743016557>man fights war years after it has ended
I jumped out of the stream to watch Banjo Tooie from a few nights ago.
>>743016539Even the GDQ drones in the twitch chat have been pointing out how much stuff is basically 1:1 taken from Hades. It's bordering on stolen assets in places.
>>743016909>the grail corrupted Arthur and his knightGee who could be behind this post
>>743016964Brother I haven't been "with it" since before COVID happened and I don't pretend to be because nothing is more embarrassing to see than a grown ass man in his 30s pretend he's still a hip teen and using the slang
Rate Hades
RATE "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT HADES"
>>743017027i still know all the hip new memes
Chartanon, can this be submitted as "Hades" instead of "SWORN"?
>>743016698this will never not be funny
>>743017008it wasn't done "once", it was done every year twice for 10 years straight
>>743017071D
>>743017031You're as young as you feel, my good Boomer
>>743017054>>743017071C
>>743017054>>743017071DFor derivative indie garbage
Sworn actually was pretty fun in multiplayer, never tried it solo. Though I certainly would not buy it for full price. Has severe issues with enemy and map variety and I think the devs have abandoned it.
>>743017054D
>>743017054>>743017071D
>>743017054>>743017071F
>>743017054>>743017071D mid game clone and annoying host
>>743017031I WILL keep calling people dudes and call things wicked and/or wack or a bummer and I do NOT care what zoomers think
>>743017054>>743017071I'm doin' him a D
>>743017054ZReally bad!
>>743017095Just repeating your original statement doesn't make you right or refute my argument
>>743017054>>743017071Ccan't spell clone without it
>>743017071>>743017054D
>>743017164right on
>>743017054Z shit
>elden ring run>instead of an actual category we get some dogshit gimmick that nobody cares aboutwhy do they keep doing this with every actual good speedgame>hurrrr people will get bored or somethingit's speedrunning the entire fucking culture is doing the same thing over and over again
>Chouch
will give it a small chance, hope kirby is watchable
>>743017054>>7430170716/7
>>743017180if you don't see a problem with your argument then i've already won, thank you for your concession
>>743017071F
Why are they holding up a Smash Bros character?Isn't this supposed to be a Kirby block?
>>743017071FReader brought it down 3 grades.
>>743017054>>743017071The most D run I've seen, unoriginal game, nothing interesting going on, just a void of any creativity or excitement and a generic speedrun. People might actually ask about runs rated F or Z, they might be horrible but they usually have some memorable aspect that made them awful, this one will be forgotten immediately.
>>743017071D-
How does the crowd work for these anywayAre the crowd just other runners plus friends, or can you buy an entry ticket to watch? Or as a viewer can you literally just walk in and watch for free?
>>743017337Just enjoy the runs.
>>743017337It used to just be runners + friends and now it's an event where people buy general admission tickets to watch. As someone who has had a run before, I can't imagine anything more mindnumbing than spending a week watching this shit in person
>>743017302I had mild curiosity over how the game is played on the highest difficulty, but it didn't take me long to understand after I saw how the first few rooms went
There is only like two or three things worth watching in the remaining schedule. This events game list as been absolutely mediocre
>>743017207>Wind Waker but it's randomizer Co-op and Link is a literal mailbox>Elden Ring but if one player dies everyone dies>Kirby: Nightmare in Dream Land but it's Night at the Museum>Kirby's Dream Land 2 but it's Rick%>Game but gimmickIt's engagement slop
damn there's been nothing but slop for the past 6 hours>furry suit faggot in the audiencewait what
>>743017404>spoilerI've been to ESA and even there the marathon itself was a side attraction, all the events going on off-stream were the real highlight
>>743017337It's effectively a conventionhttps://gamesdonequick.com/site/activities
>>743017404A lot of communities do shit backstage, there's races, other runs, and it's a general meet and greet. And a lot of fat tranny sex.
>>743017443>Shasta>JD Puppyliteral nightmare blunt rotation mic choices
This is what Lucario looks like in Wind Waker by the way.We're probably getting a fucking mailbox character model though.
>>743016027and stardew valley copied harvest moon but they added their own twist to it and made a good game. So the cycle repeats and everyone copies stardew until someone will make innovation and create a new game to copy
>>743017468>Furry suit in the audience Did you expect anything less from an event that plays up degeneracy?
>>743017071Dfor 'didn't watch'im finally unbanned [for off-topic]yeah i know how to get around it but sometimes you just need a break
>>743017472>>743017481Yes I understand that, but the people that are showing up now have never speedrun before, have no friends in the scene, and literally just show up to watch. I'm not joking. Like I said I've done a run at gdq before lol
I hate this jd puppy motherfucker like you wouldn't believe
>>743017536we need to hasten up global warming
"Lu-care-e-oh"i hate jd puppyas a furfag, we dont claim him
maybe bullying is okay because it shames weird behavior like being a furry
>>743017536There to hand out flyers for the hotel orgy
Post the red flags through the years that should've tipped everyone off about what the event was becomingFor instance, when the game music that gets played between runs got replaced with covers of game music
>>743017536unironically more mentally stable than most people there
>>743017667The anti-bullying and "acceptance" crusades have directly brought us to the state of the world today
Wait ? Furries are allowed in this shit? WTF IS THIS ??
>>743017560What run? Or if you'd rather not say, how was it rated on here?
>>743017507Stardew Valley is nothing like Harvest Moon. It's closer to fucking Farmville.
>>743017439munya
>>743017740all the hosts aka gdq staff are furries anon
i fell asleep during the elden ring run, did anything fun happened since then?
Are touhous still banned
Has anyone pulled the fire alarm yet?
>>743017536I miss when furfags where shunned hard.You can't do this, you can't do that, but you can show off your fucking fetish at an event.
>>743017687when they blocked people for typing 'cringe' or using the 'hahaa' emote I knew it was all overthis was back when they didn't do sub modetwitch chat used to be so fucking raw
>>743017746No it isnt
>>743017740
>>743017740He's not even the only flamboyant gay furry host at the event.
>>743017443I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF GIMMICK RUNS
I don't mind furries but they all have a very distinct appearance and I find it funny barely anyone calls attention to this. It's not something I can necessarily describe but it's very similar to a gaydar. Actually it might as well be one since furries are so gay.
Why is there a fursuitter in the front row for Kirby of all things
>>743017862At what point did the theater kids take over?It was sometime after proto crashed out but I cant remember if KFFC was around before him or not
>>743017819We had a 2hu game yesterday I think
>>743017819Rightfully in the trash
>>743017443Still better than TAS runs
Kino furry run incoming
>>743017995I saw Super Mario 64 was in the schedule but then immediately lost interest when I saw it was TAS
OH GOD THERE'S TWO OF THEM NOW
>>743017443The Nightmare in Dreamland thing isn't even a gimmick.They're just making the runners take a detour to to use the sleep ability museum for a pun.
>>743017819They have never been banned, you're just not allowed to leave them on the couch all the time.Anybody sane would never leave them on the couch anyway these days with all the mentally ill that would be fondling them and sitting with them in their laps.
>>743018082Why did millennials buy all the fumos and make it impossible for anyone else to get one
Come join us bros!
gonna go eat lunch at grandmas during zelda
>>743018156fumo is the millenial blahaj
START THE GAME ALREADY!
Oh good I didn't miss Kirby yet
Trans ROIGHTS
fatigue
>>743018175based
>>743018167No thanks, "bro"
>>743018175What is she cooking?
>>743018167imagine the smell
What in the heck is this AWFUL remix right now
>>743018167What do furries even do at a meetup anyways? I assume the orgies will be back at their hotel rooms, but like what do they do at the con itself?
FUCKING TRANS ROIGHTS INDEED
It's reached that funny point where they hit 1 million and now donations have completely flat lined and the stalling begins
No seriously the song playing right now is HORRIBLE
>>743015332>mfw better than the winter edition rating-wiseGaeming is healing indeed, or I'm a retard
Okay I have a fantastic idea. Let GDQ do what they normally do BUT on 'Stream 2' they would run Classic Games Done Quick, smaller room, minimal crowd, potentially no donation reading, and every game played must be at least 25 years old.
>>743017995I like TAS, but GDQ TAS demos aren't what they used to be.Especially if they're playing a video recording instead of running live inputs on real hardware, or doing funky stuff with ACE.
>>743017787A couple boomer games which are always decent watches
>>743018287You don't want to know. It's legitimately degeneracy you didn't even think possible.
>>743018332She definitely does anal
>tfw no star wars games this yearwhen will it be our turn ahsokabros...
>>743018332see that would be a good idea so they will never ever do it.
thoughts on black john romero?
>>743018075The donation incentives that amount to time wasting are so bizarre, but this one is particularly strange.It's not some established in-joke or well known thing about the game, it's just some gag they made up to drum up donations.
>>743018394Anon?!
>>743018265she said something with chicken. pot pie would be dope
>>743018394luke did i ever tell you.....
>>743018332Good idea, we should flood their suggestion box with it, though I doubt they'll listen.
>>743018394Anon, they've never made a Star Wars video game.
>>743018332Would be neat. Give me my containment unit.
Do you think he used to watch gdq with his furry femboyfriend?
>>743018406he's gonna make you his biatch
>>743018419You only make fun of them because you're not going through a genocide rn like they are
>tfw no furbro to watch a comfy Kirby run with
>>743018406
>>743018428"Something with chicken" is pretty vague, since chicken doesn't have a lot of innate flavorIt could be a fried chicken, a pot pie, butter chicken, or a chicken salad sandwichHug your grandma though - she loves you and there will come a day when you won't be able to hug her anymore
>sts 2 runbro it's not even out of early access remember when BOTW came out, the top runners agreed it was too soon to submit a run to GDQ cause they kept discovering new tech but a tranny did it anyways
>>743018501He's not even a real person lmao imagine thinking these AI generated shooters ever existed
>"Ive been running this game since 2018!">Well that's not that impressive. That's only what, 2-3 years ago->8 years ago No....
>>743018334getting twitch chat live into pokemon was peak, after that it's all been just videos.
>>743018519hi..........
POYOOOO!!! XD
do you ever feel heckin valid /v/?
I never cared about Nightmare in Dreamland cause I was an Amazing Mirror Chad
>>743018565
>may I share a donationthat's gonna be a no from me, poyo
*muffled hey you got time for donations?*
is the left screen lagging?
>can I chime in with a dono?>uhh.. lets wait for the boss>boss is at least 3 stages awaykek
just not the same without /ourgirl/ poyobean...
why is the audio not of the person in the lead?
>>743018737Left screen is incredibly brightRight is incredibly drown out
The Host REALLY wants to read Donations this run >HE DID IT AGAIN AS I WAS TYPING THISHe's gonna be the reason I lower this run by a grade
I didnt think it could get worse than edobeast jesus fucking christ
I love this game so much
Just took a shit, did I miss anything these last 4 days?
>>743018763Tech crew is asleep
Nah, fuck this. Muting. Again.God i hate GDQ.
>read donation>...time for another donation?>...time for a bit of a longer one?HOLY SHIT, FUCK OFF
>>743018812Go back. You're not finished yet.
PLEASE PLEASE let me read donations PLEASE I need to shout poyo over and over again PLEASE
>>743018834I betcha he's waiting for silence to say it again
>>743018763That would require them to pay attention
the sheer unbridled power of autism VS annoying attention whore who needs to say POYO or he will die immediately
>>743017964KFFC was around by at least 2014/2015 but I don't know when she started volunteeringThe theatre kid takeover feels like it started around 2018 but I could be wrong
JD Puppy loves the sound of his own voice almost as much as SpikeVegeta loves the smell of his own farts.
>guy on the right fucked up on the very first screenhe's never going to catch up, is he? epic race lmao
Hot Take: I don't like Wheel.
>all dudes on screen>Repeatedly cucks the dono readerYeah this one is definitely above average
>>743018812Guy saying "gay" whenever a girl who is married to some other dude not at the event says "I love you". The room fell dead silent the first time, and then I think people caught on that it was an inside joke and realized it was a guy saying it to a girl.
couch guy is pretty based for continuing to ramble to avoid donation readings
muh wheel!
>>743018951I like Wheel only as a Partner. As an ability? It's very meh.There should be partner-only abilites.
oh god... oh fuck... i need to read... donos.... so bad.. please let me...
>>743018775
>>743018947also left has been in the lead the entire time but of course the retard tech crew has just left the audio on right
>>743018951I hate the beam ability you get from waddle dooIt sucks
>>743018951Hot Wheels: I don't take
OHHH HERE COMES THE DONATIONS YESSSS
>>743018763The leading one seem kind of laggy?
>awoo from the back couch
>Do you have time for more!?????Calm the fuck down
Just played four hours of Assassin's Creed: Black Flag Resync. Game is fun and looks great. Fuck you
>>743019163ok? y u mad tho?
>>743015332>Keep adding new icons to the legend >We now are keeping track of BLACK runners Kek, but why though? Also what the fuck does "biohazard" mean in terms of runners?
>>743019163what did I do
>moxieclawsdid shovelclaws evolve into this guy?
>>743019163wtf
>>743019116okay so I'm not the only one >>743018737
>>743019041>cinema release>streaming release
>>743019249>>743019271>>743019306Sry, but everyone is hating on it for no reason other than it's Ubisoft slop despite it looking great and running great.
>>743019163Cool-- whoah.. fuck you..
>>743019326This website is adult-only.
>>743019326i don't care, modern ubisoft is incapable of making anything worth playing so i don't mind them dedicating resources to a remake/re-release. it's not like this was taking away from them making something good
>>743019326So you have to come into a thread about an unrelated topic and blogpost
>JD puppy is still hosting....Is this faggot's shift almost over? It must be soon. >>743019405I'm most likely older than you. I'm 33 years old
>>743018618Opposite for me. I only played NiDL, haven't played many non-Sakurai designed Kirby games.
I THINK KIRBY SUCKS!
>>743018910I had to mute the steam. They've finally found a way to be more grating than "wah". I wish them nothing but the worst for their sore throats in the coming hours.
>>743019463This is his last one, both for the block and for the event.
>>743019163no, fuck you ubisoft man
>>743019459>Unrelated topic >Blogposting 90% of SGDQ threads are off-topic shitposting with nothing related to the game and what is happening. Lurk moar.
>>743019481
>>743019163why did they nerf the titties in the remake?
>>743019527Kill yourself
What a shitty incentive, people shouldn't have donated for it.
>>743019520Thank god.
>you can get one more in>reads multiple
>can I just get one more in?>the host did not actually only get one more in
Reader gives off blippy vibes
>>743017819
>>743019565I'm not a massive enough coomer/gooner or whatever to the point I'd complain about such things. Personally, she looks hotter/cuter in the updated visuals despite the smaller tits. >>743019567Not an argument.
>>743019623what if kirby inhaled a pickle?
>audio still on right>despite left being a full level ahead for half the runwhy is this pissing me off so much
>>743019596>>743019603>donomogged by a gay furry
>>743019623Now tell me how this isn't the most broken ass ability you could imagine.
>>743019680It would heal him.
>>743019565Remake lighting strikes again
>>743019689Lol. Did you actually expect tech crew to do their job?
>>743019680LOLhey what if Kirby sucked me and got Depression XD!!!
>Just now noticed there are fucking furries in fursuits sitting in the audience in the front row Good god almighty....
You what's stupid with the schedule design? This thing.>scroll up>it drops down>go to toggle on see runs only >it goes away again after a secondHow do you fuck this up? If the user is hovering over this entire thing, it should fucking stay open.
>>743019784>hey what if Kirby sucked me
>>743019787the announcer is also a fursuiter wouldn't be surprised if he was in one
>>743019784lmao
>>743019713isn't he basically a galacticat level eldritch being in lore? He just happens to be goofy.Kirby is basically the tom bombadil of his own universe.
>>743019825It's probably JD's friends who are also diaper fetish fags who are going to go back to the hotel room and destroy it.
The race was lost in like the first five minutes.
Has anyone ever got mad on camera at GDQ? Like angry angry.
>ballswag
>>743019903nuggets.....
Any ball-swaggers in chat?
>Fat guy on couch has a massive stuttering problem
Run ruined
>>743019903Yes, Grandpoobear stomped the floor in anger so hard once that he turned off his opponent's console during a race
This run was a B but the host dragged it down to a C Maybe a D
i swear jd puppy has been doing donations for like half the marathon
POYO~
>>743019881me and the pack about to obliterate consuela's career
>>743019903
>POYOOOOO KIRBY SAYS TRANS RIGHTS!yeah fuck this guy and fuck this run
>>743019952is that why he bailed on GDQ all together?
>kirby says "trans rights"I don't think he ever said that
>kirby says trans rightsWhat game is this in?
>KIRBY SAYS TRANS RIGHTSKINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>743019903I personally never heard anyone cuss or get a temper to the point they had to be escorted out or had the run cut. I've seen runners get mad at themselves for messing something up. I remember one runner messed up and couldn't finish the run, so they had to mercy kill it and he was frustrated about it. I think it was a Divinity Original Sin run.
Kirby didn't say that.
>POYYYOOOOOOO TRANS RIGHTSDude it's 8 in the fucking morning
>>743019964Which country's prime minister is this?
>>743019828>isn't he basically a galacticat level eldritch being in lore? He just happens to be goofy.Yeah he's a void god that just got lucky and landed on popstar and made friends so he never turned evil
>>743019925that was ESA. as was his other crashout where you could see him screaming at the tech crew during setup and pointing at his watch to tell them to hurry up lol
>>743020007Kirby and the Amazing Mirror
I know what would be a really great donation message, having the host scream PUYO in a high pitched voice. I bet that would be a great. I bet it would be groundbreaking. They would love it.
>>743019903I'd really prefer if you were quiet right now
>>743019978why does he gotta peoples eyebrow me?
>Open stream>"Kirby sez: TWANS WIIGHTSSS">Close streamSee you in two hours
You'd think that they'd make sure whatever host is on for a Kirby run, they had the range to do a proper poyo.
>Turn on the stream>Plug in the headphones>First thing I hear is "trans rights"For fucks sake
>>743020050Their current audience does love it though
>>743019964
>>743020042
Is there a single chance any of these are fun to watch?
>KIRBY SAYS TRANS RIGHTSI need another pot of coffee before we start on this fucking shit.
will the legent of zelda run be good? or should I just tune in for tetris
>>743020052That's a quiet anger though, I think he was asking if anyone got like stomping mad.
>>743019990why do I suspect that wasn't even on the message?
I always love how everyone in Twitch chat is basically adult men and women who are mentally and emotionally stunted at the age of 15, despite being in their 20's, 30's, and 40's even. And have to talk to one another like toddlers.
>>743020021candyland
>>743020098Saros will be fun for the GOOD MORNING SAAR memes
>>743020093They don't have a current audience.
>>743020129Do you really not feel any sense of irony posting that here?
>>743020061It's actually a decent raceBut sometimes they make the mistake of allowing the announcer furfaggot of his leash
>sneaking in really quick He didn't even fucking ask for donationsThis run plummeted to an F purely because of him
Fucking toasty in bongland today lads
>if I keep asking if I can read dono's they'll keep saying no>I KNOW>i'll just stop asking!
>>743020129HYDRATE!STRETCH!BREATHE IN!BREATHE OUT!
>>743020213It was long too
>>743020129I don't use Twitch. Is this all of Twitch or specifically the GDQ audience?
>>743019952>Grandpoobear stomped the floor in angerhttps://youtu.be/0bpOqngzbSQ?t=1166
>>743019964what's edobese up to these days? still running go fund me scams to avoid having to get a real job?
>>743020096>My boyfriend is overworked and I can't work a job because I have problems with my body >Can people give us money for free? We don't know what to do? >My food stamps got delayed....pwease help we don't need more financial stress>I know you have your own bills to pay but I'm worse off>Survives off commissions because she can't work an actual job like everyone else What a fucking leech.
Good news brosJust checked the schedule and this is JD's final run Must be why he's so desperate rn
>>743020249
>>743020210>It's actually a decent raceIt's eh at best. He/they has been dominating the guy with sound on for the whole thing.
>>743020245Eh, 30-45 min for a Kirby game ain't bad
>>743020184I don't know, anon. It happens on 4chan, but not nearly in the degree I've seen in GDQ chats.
>>743020098saros could be good depending on the runner. balatro will be meh. slay the spire will be unwatchable with terrible meme commentary, avoid at all costs
>I NEED TO READ DONOSI NEED TO READ DONOS>I NEED TO READ DONOSI NEED TO READ DONOS>I NEED TO READ DONOSI NEED TO READ DONOS
can't believe how much this is improved by muting the host everytime it talks
That donation was written by a faggot
>I think now's a good time tFANTASTIC $1 FROM SOME FAGGOT TRANS HOOOYPS
>>743020096This fucking bitch lives on benefits?!
>>743020249It's GDQ. Their chat is notoriously draconian, you not only have to be a subscriber to chat, you have to basically only post generically positive things or you're muted or even banned at the drop of a hat.
>proposed>to himGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
>>743020264yeahI just find it hard to believe that someone gigabroke can afford to stay obeseand yes I know some caloriebomb food is cheap as fuckbut like if you're THAT broke wouldn't you be skipping meals? sleep for dinner and all that stuffminmax your money/nutrition so if you have 10 bucks you'll buy rice n beans instead of twinkiesalso despite constantly begging for grocery money, edo donated 25 dollars this GDQ
>>743019964>>743020273somebody here also posted her going from begging to posting about her trips (japan and disneyworld, was it?) right back to begging for money again
Terrible host
>>743020416And then he threw in the gross as fuck "I HOPE YOU CREAM KIRBY AS MUCH AS YOU DID TO ME" ShitThese faggots are so gross man
>the run is literally about the announcer trying to get as much as attention as possibleumI thought this was a gaming event
>>743020210>It's actually a decent raceright fucked up the very first strat on the first screen of the first level and has been behind ever since
You ever think that the problem with gdq isn't trans people, but in fact just normalfags? I mean you aren't any different and you also can't stop watching this collection of let's play by empowered Africans.
>>743020464CAN I GET ONE MORE DONATION!?
>>743020358>HOW WILL THE AUDIENCE KNOW I'M HERE IF I'M NOT READING DONOS????
>>743020464uhm it's a charity event first entertainment event second :)
Literally posting from work to say how cringe these announcers areGet these people away from Kirby
>>743020210>sometimesntaNo, it's at least every other game that they anally insert "TRANNZ ROYYYYYTS!"with a fake 90's nigger rap impression into the dono commentary.That always marks when I listen to something else for a few hours.
>>743020435the tiniest of tatas
>>743020305That's just any moderator who moderates for a large group. They all go mad with power.
Give me a GDQ with no trannies, and hold the furries.
He's not even asking to read donationsHe's THAT fucking desperate to read themI bet you he's probably gonna give a gay ass speech about how it was an honor to host
>Meta-Knight is literally male>commentator uses they instead of he/himWhat the fuck is this
>>743020545repeat pregnancies could fix her
Donation reader loves his voice
>>743019787I hope they get heatstroke
>>743020569Kirby says "TRANS ROIIIIGHTS"
>>743020552Hey paulie, gimme a GDQ with nuthin
>>743020435I feel like if I saw her naked it'd look weird only because of how small her chest is. She like negative tits. Still would. Can't imagine how much cock she has sucked...honestly it's turn off to think about
THEY MISGENDERED MY CHILDRENS GAME CHARACTER, IM GUNNA LOSE IT
>>743020249outside of gdq the twitch chats usually reflect the streamerfor example streams about stuff like stocks and business tend to be a lot more mature
>>743019068I only like it in the super star styled games since I like all the tricks you can do When it's in simpler moveset games it's eh
This is ridiculous. Do announcers get pay by amount of donations they read?
mpv auto-mute.lua v1.0.0https://pastebin.com/6TA9bzU1If you're using streamlink + mpv...Put your mouse over the pixel you want to mute with (pic related) and press F1 when it's the color you want it to be when it should not be muted. If it deviates from that original color it will mute the video. You can select multiple pixels, just go over the pixel you want and press F1 again. Press F2 to clear all selected pixels.There is a some lag in the AGDQ visual cue, adding "mpv --audio-delay=0.1" can help auto-mute before hearing someone speak.>Am retarded. How do I use this?Have the video player mpv.Download the file as auto-mute.lua and put it in your mpv script directory "~/.config/mpv/scripts/" on linux/macos or "C:\users\USERNAME\AppData\Roaming\mpv\scripts\" on windows, make the directory if it doesn't exist yet.Watch the stream or video and use F1/F2 as described.Alternatively command line something likempv --script=~/Downloads/auto-mute.lua https://twitch.tv/gamesdonequick>This will affect chart rankings.Yes. Some will use it and some won't. I think it is best to put power in the hands of the viewer to have more control over their experience. You can auto-mute VODs as well.>This mutes the whole stream, is it possible to just mute the voices?Not really. All the audio is in one stream so it's not possible to mute the voices and keep the game audio. This is a trade-off I am willing to accept.>This will cause AGDQ to remove the visual cue.That would be hilarious.
Only a $1 million and it's almost over? They need to step up their laundering.
>Me in the back looking cute
>>743020674If they did they'd never let the runners speak
>masculine lion>clearly is male with a mane>lion they uh... they can be hardYAY I LOVE IGNORING BIOLOGY!
Why everytime this furfag is hosting he feels the need to act like he's on the couch? Just do your fucking job, no one wants to hear anything else from you
>>743020184I sometimes reflect on the fact that there's a very real possibility that I'm arguing with someone young enough to be my child. Don't forget, you're here forever.
ping me when the furries are gone
I just went to the store to get some watermelon, what happened? I thought it was 40 minutes.
>>743020674they volunteer for this job because they want the attention, of course they're going to try and talk as much as possible
>>743020682based
>>743020809It was always 47 minutes, my nigger.
>>743020809Kirby is a real man's game
>Donation reader just pivoting off what runners are saying to get donations in >Doing anything they can to read donations I've never seen someone so desperate to read donations off, like he's actively getting pissed that he can't read donations.
>turn on gdq >furriesyeah nah I'm done for the week. Rate everything as ZZZ for and see you fucks at esa
>>743020809are you sure?, it has been like that since they started
>>743020682Now that the Jewtube stream exists, I bet less people are using Streamlink. Which is weird to think about. Helping people set it up was part of the GDQ experience for quite some time because it's the most consistent ad-less Twitch.
>>743020809My schedule from yesterday says 0:45:00
>>743019680Funniest shit you'd ever see
>>743020809It was always 47 minutes, I even checked just now.
>then onto Knightmare himself>they can be difficultWhat the literal fuck?
>2nd game in franchise has retro throwback to 1st game in franchisewtf was sakurai on
>>743020851He's still mindbroken from the absolute buck breaking the earthbound runner gave him
>>743020809it was originally 45 min, but got upgraded from Any% to 100% so they added 2 minutes. kinda surprised 100% is only 2 minutes longer, but i guess it's just getting the switches that are barely out of the way
>>743020250There was a LTTP over 10 years ago where something similar happened right at the end, but for the life of me I don't remember who was involved and can't be bothered to try to find out.
RATE THE RUN!
>>743020893Yeah, I just went to check on youtube, must have been a heat stroke.
>>743019994They wanted him to bring his kid and leave him backstage unattended.
>>743020809It's 45 minutes on schedule but was 47 minutes on stream from the beginning. Previous game was 40 minutes exact
>>743020949F.The host straight up ruined what would've been a solid B run.
>>743020949A
>>743020949ZZZ just because of the furry bullshit and the host being a fag
>>743020928ONE. SINGULAR. DONATION.
>asking to read yet another dono while one of the runners is on the last bosscome the fuck on
>>743020949I'm doing him a C+. The first half was pretty good but the second half was meh, and the race was done in the first 30 seconds.
>>743020949A, enjoyable run (because the race was over since the start)
>>743020949D
>>743020949D ruined by host. sad as it could've been good
>>743020851Donation readers legitimately think they're part of the run and feel like they NEED to be heard
>>743020949C
>>743020949BI hate the furfag but I like the game too much.
>>743020949A but host is gay fag so minus one point so B
>>743020949B-. The host made it worse, the run itself wasn't bad.
>>743020949Zannouncer once again ruins a good run
>>743020949Bannouncer was a fucking bitch and wasn't much of a race, but i love this game
Wait, you can just stand on the ground as the background continues to scroll? I made this fight a lot harder on myself than I needed to as a kid.
>>743020949C, the donation announcer really put it down for me plus I never like races.
>>743020949F
>>743020949B. Would have been higher without dono reader. The autism from the couch was off the chart these guys did a great job explaining shit.
>>743020949FWasn't even a run, other guy choked in the first minute and never recovered And the host was a fucking annoyance
>>743020905>duke nukem? yeah they love to kick ass and chew bubblegum haha
>This is a race where based on the difficulty of mixes, places can change any time>One guy is consistently an entire stage ahead the entire run>>743020949B
>>743020949D for do we have time for another donation?
>>743020949K
>i was never able to beat this as a kid...it's fucking kirby, is this guy disabled?
>>743020949F simply because the donator was the main character and the run wasn't imoprtant
>>743021080I don't know the context but not a single black person is at that event. From what I can tell it's all white people, kek.
Wrap it up
This nigga gonna cry
>2 minute difference>what an absolutely close race!
>>743020949FIf it had trannies, it would have been Z.
>>743021085>Doomguy? Yeah he rips and tears haha
>>743020949>"wonderful host JD Puppy"F
>>743020949Fraces are always fucking stupid>One guy falls behind in the first 5ish minutes>Thats it thats the entire 47 minute run
>fastest furswhen is GDQ gonna add a furry-specific marathon? i'd maybe watch that if the runners were required to be in their fur suits every run
>>743020949BI think it speaks to the skill of both guys that one single flub in the intro was the real deciding factor of the race. They were otherwise consistent throughout. Would've been higher if the furry didn't exist.
>>743020949Z
Alright, go ahead JD faggot, and make your gay ass sympathetic speech about how you love TRANS RIGHTS, diapers, furries and all this other stuff so we can move on with our lives.
>>743021132That was at the german ZDF Fernsehgarten
>>743021162they rip and tear* don't be a chud
>>743021216>Not Fast and Furriousstep it up anon
>>743021128He is too powerful
>>743020682Thanks. I just converted it into a tapermonkey script so it works on chrome.
You just know this faggot is specifically picking donations that say TRANS RIGHTS in them.
>>743020949B+I hate this announcer so much
GET JD PUPPY OUT OF HERE ALREADY FUUUUUUUUUUCK
>trans rightsIs it just me or has trans bullshit just been extra obnoxious this
>>743020949FGood gamePointless raceWorst reader ever
>>743021296>>743021296>>743021296
>>743020949C - was a comfy run but the host was annoying
>>743021216They haven't done that already?Seems like something they'd have done
>>743021269
2 intermissions in such a short time. why?
>>743020949AThe announcer definitely made this run worse, but I just enjoy Kirby runs
>>743021128When you're young, REALLY young, obvious Dominant strategies don't really compute to you as a kid.I remember having a lot of difficulty fighting Mecha Kracko in Squeak squad because I couldn't memorize the safe spots to hover when he flew around destroying the arena and consistently got knocked into the pit for a solid few weeks.
What the fuck is this guy?I feel like I am about to be pressured to buy a timeshare.
temu mr.rogers doing the prize segment
THAT A HUEG BITCH
BIG
>kirby block>no edoPOYObean
>Greta Douchette
I can't tell if this is a bit to be intentionally creepily babying the viewers or if it's legitimate
>>743015332Seems pretty solid overall TEE BEE HAYCHNothing stands out too much, but pretty good.
>>743021353shoutouts to the tech crew!
>>743021353>Rubiehart supposed to be hosting this one>not theresus, it's over
>>743021446edobese is too busy eating burgers and dying of her made up medical problems.
>>743021528the msf slampiggy is reading off cue cards lmao
doctors without waistlines
>>743021371nta but I remember beating that game at like 5 so that donator is probably disabled in some way
>stomach extends past bustgrim
>>743021630>Compassion Has No Borders>Look inside>Borders
>>743020949I'm doin' him a B
>>743021582>edobean vs rebeldragonwho wins?
>>743020953what in the god damn went through his mind to think that was funny?
>>743022051edobean is fat but /ourboi/ has ascended beyond simple fatness
>>743022051rebeldragon could swallow edobese with ease
Why do they both look like pokemon trainers?
Who are these cringy faggots donating with the most reddit comments possible?
>>743020249It's just GDQ and the ban happy "safe space" they've made
