https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/66https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6g0mofoYfo Now: Kirby's Dream Land 2Next: Legend of Zelda: Wind WakerLater: SAROSPrevious: >>743015167
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how many marathons will this Joe guy make it as prize master until he gets cancelled?
>theater kid bullshitfuck off
*mouth noises*
>There are anons that knowingly, willfully tune in to the tranny event and then make posts complaining about trannies appearing on the tranny stream of the tranny event
I hate these new staff members they hired. They always find the most obnoxious people.
>>743021296
So is this dude supposed to be the Goblin and Golems replacement?Somehow even more souless
FAT COW ALERT
>>743021386i watched up until the third day when the trans rights garbage was getting to be too much
why is he conducting the interview as if it was on sesame street
LOOK AT THAT PRIME SLAMPIG MY GOD probably only fucks black dudes
>>743021296Tattoos = Someone who made bad choices in their lifes
>douche-ette backi want her to sit on my face and crush me
Is this a bit or real. Can't tell.
I'll take TRANS ROIIIIIGHTS over the vacuum of space that these prize segments have become
What are you playing while you watch?
If you're already fat, already ugly, why would you then choose to make yourself even uglier with a bunch of tattoos
Reminder to stay hydrated
>>743021463>>743021426i think he's trying to do some "martha stewart" style bit with the coffee thing at the beginning, but it's not really landing because it's too close to how he talks in the normal segments
Got curious and looked up the guy's watch. Apparently, it's $400-$500 but you can find them on sale for as cheap as $200, so not like a high-end or expensive watch despite him trying to make it look like one.
my favorite form of oxygen therapy? choking bbws while I fuck them aha
Could $5 buy these mfers some personality?
>>743021516do NOT talk about my wife like that. douchette brutally mogs KFFC and rubie
>>743021516all the way bro
>>743021556I'm glad I'm not the only one that noticed him trying to show that off.
>>743021530it's important
>>743021570>when i see someone disrespecting women
Dude needs to cut his long-ass nasty fingernails. Gross.
they look like a cute millenial couple
>12 Links through time clock>Only 8 Link picturesBut why? How do you not think to put 1 Link picture per hour?
>>743021556>despite him trying to make it look like one??? not like he's showing it off. also, average gdq attendee wears a 5 dollar casio if they wear a watch at all, so a 200 dollar watch is a step up
Why is this guy talking like he's in a show for preschoolers?
I never watch the prize segments, is this Joe guy new?
Is this guy speaking really wetly or am i hearing things.
Lads slampigs doesn’t mean fat. It means large ladies who still have tits that stick out and defined motherly hips.A garbage bag full of mashed potatoes isn’t a slampig, you just love fat chicks
That Kirby leverless actually looks nice tbqh.
it beginsthe yeti laundering
>>743021691started as a "morning show" bit with the coffee but they didn't really lean into it very much so the whole thing just feels weird now
>>743021657I've seen some staff members wearing smartwatches like Apple and Pixel watches. I don't really care what watch people wear, but some mechanical watch owners can be pompous with their watches despite them not being luxurious at all. A $200-$500 watch is nothing to brag to people about.
>>743021694game and shout's replacement
>>743021763Sounds like I made the right decision to watch something else
>>743021710you're low test if you wouldn't plow that hog
I hope that Joe guy gets banned for his annoying mouth noises
>>743021752
Are they required to talk to the audience like kids? If I was reading donations I wouldn't tell grown men and women to stretch, get something to eat, and hydrate like they're simpletons.
>>743021275>Thanks. I just converted it into a tapermonkey script so it works on chrome.You should share this with a pastebin, it would help a lot of anons who watch from a browser.
>>743021386Sir it's supposed to be a speedrun marathon, that's what we're tuning in for.
Is the screen flickering on their end or is my Streamlink fucking up?
>>743021386The event is much better late at night. Much less tranny shit.
>>743021710god I love both slampigs and certain kinds of fat bitches
>the king's pridei have vague memories about this being a very annoying host who love yelling "TRANS ROOOOOOYTS". so buckle up boys, next four hours are about to suck ass
>>743021386i tune in because of the tranniesits like a circus with a freak show
>>743021893>VelbaA fellow man of taste, I see.
>>743021850Remember to breath and blink chat!
>>743021882the little spyro thing is on a five second loop that goes fully dark, so yeah makes it look like flickering
>look at the schedule>nothing i care about the entire day
>>743021812you’re a sad man if you would put your dick in that
>>743021893I look like this.
>>743021893>slampigsLooks like she's got a boyfriend, though
>>743021896nooo.....
>>743021710>you just love fat chickssomeones gotta.
>Saros speed run todayFucking Sony not putting Saros on PC. Just saw a vid of the actor who they modeled the MC after saying he kept trying to give the game to people but no one had a fucking PS5
>>743021852I only was able to test it briefly since it was at the tail end of the race. Also, that faggot is no longer commentating. So consider this an alpha script: https://pastebin.com/LgD3G5XT1. click tampermonkey extension2. create a new script3. paste script4. file save5. reload twitch tab6. hover over dark part of user's name background7. press ctrl+alt+x (you'll see a success prompt if done right)8. mute will auto enabled when that pixel point changes in color (user speaks animation)9. press ctrl+alt+c to undo
>>743022037who would want to play the jeet cuck simulator?
>>743021386It's a speedrun event taken over by trannies*
>>743022037>he kept trying to give the game to people but no one had a fucking PS5lmaoooo
>>743021896To his credit, my only recollection of him was being host for some remote runs and he was perfectly fine. Only spoke when spoken to.I don't know how, or if, that translates to in-person.
>still doing the perler prize shit in anno domini 2026don't these niggas turn over millions of dollars every year? get some real prizes you bums
>>743021926
>>743022037I like how this game was the talk of the town for like five days and then immediately got forgotten.
Dream Land 2 was my first Kirby game, it's fun.
>>743022036Fat women don’t deserve loveIf they don’t love themself then why would IThey aren’t owed sex in the same way I’m not
>>743022083Because Returnal was a great game and I want more of it
>>743022162Mine too. I could never find all the rainbow shards though.
>>743022109he wasn't too bad in that setup block, so i guess we'll see. but i distinctly remember him making a big deal about pride month just ending since he had pride in his name and shoehorning in as many trans rights donos as possible. may have been inevitable if it was during a tranny run that got a ton of trans rights donos tho
>>743022159Because no one fucking has a PlayStation
>>743021710I would never
>>743022036
>>743022214Same, but I did get to the end of the game at least. Couldn't say the same about games like Wario Land 2.
man I do not miss gameboy's graphicsI can handle pixel art but the lack of color sucked
There's a difference between fat and curvy.Most of the women you are attracted to are fat, not curvy. That's because you're gay and want to get pinned down by someone bigger than you.
>Whispy Woods with spiral glasses and a maskI feel like this is a reference to something
do these people understand how indoctrinated they sound?
>>743022329this game has a unique border and colors on a super game boy, they're fags for not using that
For me, it's DL1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1YBW-rj_jk
>>743022438Are they starting with the chants again?
>>743022447>super game boythat shit blew my mind as a kid when it came out.
>>743022447Switch virtual console. Nintendo small indie company too poor to implement that prease understandu
Runner is getting angry
>>743022487>check link>the kirby is purple
>ludokino runs, virtually no trannies this yearis gdq actually healing?
TURN ON THE STREAMTHE RUNNER JUST PULLED OUT A KNIFE
Did he say that Bouncy Tie was called Bouncy Tyrone because he steals time?Did I hear that right?
dude rick lmao
>>743022487https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ThLS_aCk_g
>>743022576Kirby blanco
turned himself into a porcupine, funniest thing i've ever seen
>>743022595>Virtually no tranniesYou are blind bro
I went on speedrun com and there's no leaderboard for Rick% for KDL2.
IM PRICKLE RIIIIIICK
>>743022683stop looking in the mirror and look at the stream instead.
>>743022487>>743022628
>>743022082Fucking sweet. I can't test it right now but hope some people will give it a try since a frequent complaint about other one was having to use mpv.
>>743022742Funniest shit I've ever seen
>>743022694so it will be a world record?!?!?!
>>743022806So true.
>>743022576kek
>wind waker later>randomizer co-op
What Samus model do they use in the rando? Is it Wind Waker styled?
>>743021296I can’t do any of these tranny conventions masked as gaming events. Gaming is so far gone it isn’t even funny. Only the most hardcore addicts are willing to pinch their nose and “ignore” the problem.
>>743022941
>>743022747got his ass
hamster rick is in the house tonight
>>743023003I looked it up, maybe it's this one. Doesn't look too bad.
>rickroll jokes in 2026
>>743023069Have a miku to go with your image
>dono reader singingInstant F
>>743022082tested and works for twitch but not for youtube, i think it's not detecting the video pixel or something there
>>743023180i am NUTTED to meet you
>>743021710I have to say this is probably one of the worst GDQ I have seen in a while. It wasn't a huge trainwreck but it was extremely boring. The choices of games were terrible. Not enough skill based speedruns. Too many playtrhoughs. No one wants tunes into games done QUICK to watch an amateur play through a game slowly. Ignoring all the obnoxious host segments and donation reading this wasn't entertaining at all.
>>743023210I intended for it to work on twitch as that's what I useI'm sure you can tell an llm to give it youtube functionality too
>>743023180That's nuts
>>743023180damn rick
>>743021386>There is one anon who complains in every speed run thread about anons complaining about trannies at a speed run event.Go on then back to plebbit.
>>743023232But anon, what about all the HOYP?
how did they get away with it?
>>743022082Why is my CPU at 100% now? Enjoy your bitcoins
>>743023463back when games were made by men....
>>743023463Nice penis
>>743023463
>GDQ runner talking about how important ICE isThis saved the entire event.
>>743023520Banned from living now
>>743023520i knew i could count on kirby runners
>>743023180
>>743021386I dont mind anons shitting on the trannies, its just the performative hateposting over the most milquetoast runs that is annoying to me
>>743023463LEWD!
any kino clips from this event?
>>743023502my goddess of speedrunning UwU
>don't put your hamster in waterHampture spits on your outmoded notions
Not gonna lie, I thought this rick% would be a stupid gimmick run, but this is way better for watching than the regular any% runs that just uses Coo and cheeses like 90% of the game by flying over everything
>>743023232Pretty much. This event wasn't a disaster but just flat out boring
>>743023856The only one I've seen is of the black runner accidentally quitting out of Streets of Rage 2. Didn't save it though.
>>743023917What the fuck was chat spamming in messages and donos during that run "black joy" or something weird?
>>743023856We are in the godless era Anon...
>Please draw me horse pornThe audacity of the announcer
>tfw you will never have as many friends as probablygeo
>>743023856Is that Luigi Mangione?
>>743023856Only reaction images from a single gameSo when will the current runner troon out? Any bets?
>knows how I used to beDid he used to be 200 pounds fatter or what?
>>743023856>>743023917
>>743024149He went to black joy events and said the hard R.
>>743024156Despair
>Rick's theme playing over the best song in the gamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ThgLaKfH00
>>743023856that boy with long hair, effeminate face and short shorts...
I THINK KIRBY SUCKS
>>743023232>It wasn't a huge trainwreck but it was extremely boringI'm in the same boat. Every run i want to watch is sandwiched between some trannycore zero-runners indie shit. Give me an actual retail games.
>>743023362Nothing about this event was hype, they did everything they could to make it the opposite.
Not satisfied with tarnishing the main event itself, there has to be a Queers done quick event aswell?
It gets worse when you realize this is actually how a modern gdq is without the drame. cringe, or fun that gets banned.
RATE RICK'S DREAM LAND
>>743024156I've done that on 'rampage' for the ps1. The highlighted button would move no matter if you pressed left or right and no matter if you were on yes or no
>>743024509B, it was alright. Glad the donation announcer wasn't annoying like the last one.
>>743024509C
>>743024509B+. Nothing wrong with it, but it wasn't the most exciting.
>>743021710I love fat chicks AND slampigs
>>743024436It is actually an alien virus, infecting the host to reproduce and multiply itself, leaving the host body nothing more than a husk before leaving and propagating more.
>>743024509B
>>743024509B-WHIRL RECCER!!!
>>743024509A
>>743024509I'm doin' him a B
>>743024369Indie shit can be enjoyable if the game is fun and the runner and couch are entertaining, this GDQ has had very very few instances of this.
>>743024509CDecent enough
>>743024509S for the world record
>>743024509A-
>>743024509CProbablygeo (He/Him) will turn into Definitelygeo (She/Her) next gdq
shia lebouff lookin ass
>>743024509S
>>743024509c
>>743024686
>>743023856We have the Grandma No runner accidentally saying "niggers" live during the run and immediately dropping her spaghetti afterwards
>troll levels should be fun for the playerwhat's the point of a troll level then
>>743024559>>743024638It wasn't a world record, his goal was to beat the best ending category time which he did but that wasn't a WR in this category.
>>743023232>>743023915>>743024369Fr fr.Boring games, playthrough's over speedruns, "runners" selected based on pronoun merits, rather than skill or entertainment value...
Oh boy, reaction content
I miss her mario maker troll videos.
>intermission>game>intermissionwhat the fuck man
>>743024783Did anyone clip it?
This isn't video games.
>>743023232As much as I hate to admit it, this is the first GDQ I have watched in a while where I was actively paying attention to the runs instead of just leaving the stream on as background noise. So even though I haven't enjoyed many of the runs, they must be doing something right.
How was the Susan(Punchy) nepo run?
>>743024509Bretty gud
>tune into the stream>there's a segment, intermission or some bullshit that's not not a runI swear that has happened to me 8/10 times this event. It was never this bad before even if it was really badd
>>743024923>video gamesmaybe this event just isn't for you
>>743024974>Let's play ad>Goes drastically over estimate>Then goes into a bonus showcase of some godawful nightcore musicgenuinely Z tier and I hope susan gets deported
This nigger wont give me a gem. I'm doing the anti desire sensor ritual of complaining online.
>>743023232Ive kept this whole marathon on mute 99% of the time, and that is the only way i could sit through this garbage heap. The announcers and hosts have killed any shred of watchability this shit had left
>>743024923Just enjoy the runs man
>>743025087and that's okay!
>>743025151
>>743024509D
>>743024957For me it's the other way around, the downtime between games is way too long. I swear that the amount of time between the games is longer than the actual games this event.I just mute and don't pay any attention while a non-game is showing, and by the time a game is being played again I barely care.
IF THE RUN DOESN'T START IN 90 SECONDSI WILL SAY THE N-WORD
Finally, a Zelda run instead of a stupid ad g->randomizer>co-opRandomizers are literally only fun for the speedrunner playing the game. Why the fuck do they keep bringing these to an event where the ostensible goal is to entertain the viewer?
>>743022015no glasses baka my head
>pippy on couch nextHNNNNNG
Good line up, comfy Zelda, saros will be a fast and pretty run, slay will probably be a kino cringe
>>743025414well?
>>743025418You will follow nothing and be happy
>>743025414
TRAINS RIDES ARE HUMAN RIDES
how is yetee even a business still, do shitty t shirts make that much money or is this some money laundering operation
actual woman?
HOLY
I don't get this 'trans rights are human rights', are they not human? trying to be human?
>>743025648Anon, I...
wtf is that on the left?
LAND WHALE
why are tendies like this?
damn gymnast looks good for 38
Thats one fat tranny
>>743025418i don't mind rando for a game i personally know well/have seen run a ton, but that pretty much just means alttp, super metroid, or ootit seems particularly weird for windwaker. like ok, you open a chest and get a cool item. now you have to sail halfway around the world to use it and do some checks? and half the dungeons are hard gated by progress in the main game unless the mod just opens all that up by default. just seems like a game that is uniquely poorly suited for a randomizer
>>743022082>Pippy in a Top HatThis script couldn't have come at a more opportune time
i love-o tomomo
>Co-op randomizercool.
I grew up with Wind Waker and out of the 40+ Gamecube games I owned it was the only one I could never enjoy. You have to be legit retarded to have nostalgia for that game let alone speedrun it.
>>743025697A 7/10 in the US.
this is EXACTLY what I imagined Wind Waker runners to look like
>>743025704They are the only ones with SOVL
>no linkusdam, i thought this shitty marathon was pro gay love? gymnast must be so sad...
Good on GDQ for allowing a Downie to speedrun live for us
Time for the best Zelda game
Phew, looks like there's no pippycells onanorexic talentless broad
>>743025769The utter state...
ummm where are gymnast's pronouns?
randomizers are the fucking worst I swear. They're only amazing if you are 100% fluent with the game in question so you can appreciate what's happening. If you played the game once or twice (or worse not at all) this is a boring confusing mess
>File name "GO MSF"This is really insensitive. People can believe what they want, but don't they know what cause we're here to support? This name should really be Trans Rights
Who is this fat cow?
Piggydachi could donate a bit of adipose tissue to the skelly in a top hat.
Goddamn, that's a big girl
>the laughs begin>2:40:00jesus christ
>this insane screen tearing
HOLY VSYNCTECH CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW
>dungeon entrance marathonoh good, so this bullshit will be even harder to follow. thanks, gdq!
Nvr fgt
niCE TEARING
SHOUT OUT
>that blatant screen-tear in the middle
LOL LOL LOL LOL
shout-out for the tech crew!
Banned
Dilation break. Don’t forget to get some water and snacks
Shoutouts to tech crew!
Mute script working on pippythis'ns gonna be gud
what happened
I'm surprised Nintendo is cool with their games being modded/emulated at an event like this. Seems like the type of shit they'd shut down fast, but maybe they don't want to look like dicks because it's "for charity"
>randomizerNot a speedrun
LOL
Techcrewkeks......
>>743025837I like randomizers but the problem I have with them is that the check trackers don't actually tell you ANYTHING. They look cool and it's nice to see the pretty icons light up, but without context it's useless from a casual perspective.
>"let's hear it for our tech team"
Alright this is a trainwreck. 3 hours of this.
More like Zelda Tears of the kingdom lolGG tech nigs
>already have the boat, the windwaker, the sail, and the wind songnice run
Good work tech team
>>743025897That fattie got psyopped the hardest, ever.
I love Pippy and her Goofy laugh
>these screen seamsjesus christ how horrifying>tech team just aborts the run
I missed the screen tear what happened? any webm?
>trans wrongs of course>we're allowed a little bituh.. based?
>>743025967Like 80% of the tendie games on GDQ are romhacks these days
>randomizer - co-opcan we get a normal fucking run for once
>TRANS WRONGSHe's done, isn't he?
>tech team fucks up>audience claps???
trans.. wrongs ? holy based
pippy my love...
>5 seconds into a 2½ hour runcursed run
They're hanging the host after that one
>something goes wrong>shoutouts to the tech teamwhy are they such dicks?
>>743025969This image is making me deeply uncomfortable.
>>743026030>trans wrongs of courseIs that when they shoot up a school?
>>743025691Big tail
>>743026003Pippy! Pippy! Pippy! Hyuk hyuk hyuk!
>>743026027Just watch on youtube, you can rewind there for free.
>>743025997It's a randomizer.If they didn't have those 4 things the game would be literally unexplorable.
>>743026098They're allowed to have some of those too.
>>743025980>>743025837it wouldn't be so bad if it was just one runner so the commentary could be very focused on what they're doing. but for some reason, modern GDQ ensures that every randomizer run is a fucking race (or some coop shit like this) so that multiple people are on screen and the commentary becomes a shit show for anyone who hasn't played the game a billion times
>turn the stream onWell you can take a guess.
>>584855710wow it's almost like showering is a meaningless habit that serves no purpose
>>743026063somehow she seems more likeable than the most of the staffI'm probably wrong and kfc is probably the chillestI'm terrible judge of the female character desu
>The stream fucks up>HEART TECH CREW, THANK YOU TECH CREW CLAP CLAP WOOOOWhat are you thanking them for? They fucked up.
>>743025121>and I hope susan gets deportedlet me guess... he fell for the "live in japan" meme trend?
>>743021570Spoony?
>>743025969Jfc dude wtf
>>743026195Pippy seems fine, KFFC seems like a bad woman
too many tendie games
>>743026146no fuckin way this is real LMAO
The fuck
god shut the fuck up
>>743026153They're actually trying to emulate SpeedGaming who put on weekly rando races and have even done tournaments with up to 4 people running at once. But SpeedGaming has been at it for a while and is a well-oiled machine while GDQ still can't get basic tech issues figured out.
hnggg the pawg on the left yum! daddy likey
>>743026293kffc seems fine, she just needs to hurry up and have a family (with me)
>>743026085perhaps this will make you feel better
>>743026251BETRAYED
>Next: Live Sex with PippyCan't believe they're letting this happen
WW Samus is cute
>tech pause>donations the entire time>gameplay starts up again>do you have time for a quick donation? :)I hope the host dies live on stream
>a fucking leaf
Windwaker is 24 years old and still looks so fucking good. The graphics on the gamecube was peak.
>run is back for 30 seconds>commentary already fallen to spouting discord memesaight, i'm out, fuck this gay shit
I can't remember, have they ever done a bingo instead of a randomizer in a gdq? I find them way more interesting instead of watching someone do the same checks over and over every run.
Someone feed this bitch a cheeseburger.
Oh no it's that announcer bitch who has a laugh like a seal being clubbed to death
>>743026360Bro she cheats on you with an indian though?
euhuhueuhuhu
>>743026461A good artstyle can go a long way.
browhat the fuck
How the fuck is that a randomizer if you only put good items in good item chests!
over 2 hours of this shit
she's so quirky omg wow
>>743026541The gimp.
>>743026551Just enjoy the runs man
>>743026479They've done a lot, they all suck dick
>>743026479i think they did it for Elden Ring one time, but that might have been either ESA or ludwig's event
>>743026326https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSxijR13aZ8
Do we really need each game screen to be 1/6th of the screen? Jfc
>>743026516wasn't that frozenflygone
his novelty buttplughe calls it the Tingle Tuner
>>743026551not what they meant, it means that the chest design bascially gives you a clue if the item inside is worth it. so a chest in some random location can still have a good item, it will just switch to the model for a gold chest in that location to tip you off
>>743026592>>743026605I guess it's similar in the way that it's hard to appreciate if you're not fluent in the game already.
>>743026663her too
What even is this?
>>743026712just enjoy the runs :)
>>743026712a randomizer that gives your favorable items to make the game as easy as possible
>this cheat is only possible with the quality of life option
Is the girl on the couch cute? I can't really see her.
>>743026712let it go man, enjoy this amazing run
>>743026756Sort of, but dangerously underweight.
>so to perform this trick we simply cheated in this item from the start
The only thing during this whole GDQ that made me smile was the VA cameo in the Bioshock Infinite run. That's about it.Was there even anything else worth watching?
>>743026707Yeah, pretty much. They did a Blue Prince bingo and, having played the game, it was cool to see. Completely incomprehensible otherwise.
WAAH YOU DID NOT WARN ME ENOUGH I AM DYING
>>743026756>>743026003>>743026063
This layout sucks.
>content warning for this shit>it's on the wrong side
"""quality of life"""
>>743026756Reality can never live up to your imagination. Please just believe that she's cute. Do not look at any of the photos posted in this thread.
>>743026750QOL and rando logic are interchangable terms. This is why ZFG's no logic randos are so difficult even for him because you really don't have any margin for error and need to figure out strats that might as well only exist for a few seeds.
>>743026756depends, do you find POWs and starving africans attractive?
>2:40 hours of thisNo thanks
>>743026663frozenflygone was caught on camera cheating on with the indian tranny, KFFC has had two boyfriends in the past that she cheated on with indian guys, though I think she cheated on one indian with another indian
yet this thread loved the zfg oot randomizer from a few years ago
>>743026891You don't understand we NEED the timer, ads and item chart to take up over half the screen!
>>743026874NO THE TINY ASS GAMEPLAY SCREEN IS FLICKERING A LITTLE, I'M HAVING A SEIZUASDFLSAJDFJDSAFJDSAFS
DID SOMEBODY SAY FEET MODELS
Is she actually just ugly? trannies can't really change their voice that well right?
>>743026932Three accounts of cheating? Do you have a single source to back that up?
Hahaha, get it guys! Feet!
Do viewers actually enjoy watching randomizer runs? I can understand it being a bit more fun for the runner... for the people watching it's just a schizo mess..Doesn't help that the game screens are like only 17% size of the entire screen.
>>743026756She is anorexic or bulimic or something. Sickly skinny and never shuts the fuck up.
>>743026756Yeah she's cute, I like her Tingle cosplay>>743026813No trolling
>>743026987Pretty sure that's an ugly overweight woman
it only just hit me that this is Gymnast.Wtf, did he go through puberty finally? his voice is so much lower.
How's the Wind Waker randomizer race?
>>743026874>"we'll tell you when it is safe to look back">never tells the epileptics it is safe to look again
>>743026921At least she's not fat.
>>743027014It’s more fun outside of GDQ when you can actually see what’s going on in the game
>30k viewers in peak euro hoursI remember SGDQ doing 50-80k easily at this time
hmm yeah I'll be back for the tetris run
Lmao remember when the event was about speed running a game
>>743027014Anon, less than 1% of the people who have this on right now are even looking at the screen
a throwback
>>7430269501. a lot of people know oot well enough that following the randomizer isn't that hard2. it was a solo randomizer run so the commentary could focus on what checks zfg was going for, you didn't have to split your attention between two people doing unrelated checks3. zfg is /our guy/ and you are homosexual
>>743026950zfg ass eaters have no standards for anything
>>743027082b-b-b-but the world cup is on anon!
On scale of 1 to 10 how gay
>using samus skindespite never playing a Metroid game What’s the point then?
>>743026854earthbound was worth watching because the runner kept the annoying host in check the whole time
if the runner and pippy just had their body fat equalized between each other, you could maybe have two hot women
>>743027082bro they used to get 150k viewers just 10 years ago.
What exactly is the point of doing it co-op? It looks like they are just playing different instances of the game separately...
>>743027062"Atleast she's not fat"
>>743027082TRANS ROIGHTS
>>743027082>europeans thinking they matterlol. lmao, even
When a GDQ host talks
>>743027082Banning bot views really hit the community hard huh
>>743026707I enjoy watching randomizers, but from actual streamers and runners I know of. I think the main issue is that at GDQ you're watching a bunch of literal whos essentially dick around for 3 hours and they need to be hyper safe and sterile in their commentaryAlso GDQ's stream layout for these is just godawful. The game itself is barely any of the stream
>>743026916Sort of.There are quality of life options that exist for rando that make the game more enjoyable to play or to control better, but don't really change the underlying logic, but can have the effect of enabling tricks and sequence breaks that weren't otherwise possible.For example, Super Metroid map rando does not factor QoL like resuming a somersault mid-air, or maintaining running speed if you land whilst somersaulting.These can be used to clear certain rooms that might otherwise need progression items, or movement set-up from a neighbouring room.The resume-somersault one I've been able to use to wall jump up to a platform that normally required high-jump or grapple beam, because I was able to somersault after a mid-air morph and unmorph, and therefore wall-jump off the side of the platform.
2:40:00 of this shit
>>743027235more like the obnoxious, constant tranny pandering hit it hard
i had the stream muted so i was suprised when that fat bitch wasnt a troon
Oh it's only been 17 minutes.
>>743026992I'm looking through my folders, but in the meantime remember that she is for the jeets
>>743027293Could be a voice changer.
>>743027293your troondar isn't calibratedthat height + face shape is only possible for women
Can't wait for the feet scene near the end
> oh, a windwaker run, nice> randomizerRandomizers and trannies are like Jews and usury
>2 hour lets play with cheats enabledJesus fucking christ, cool speedrun event
>>743026707>hard to appreciate if you're not fluent in the game alreadyBack in the day they spent a lot more time on explaining tech and setups and how the speedrun actually works which made them more entertaining if you weren't familiar with a game, as the event has moved away from speedrunning they barely bother to explain shit anymore and instead just scream a forced meme, big part of why this shit is now unapproachable for normalfags now and the viewership is cratering as well
>>743027110No it's because Twitch changed how viewers are counted!Never mind that other streams still have way higher views, those don't count.
>>743027235they didn't ban bots, they just cap your viewers if they suspect you're botting due to having way more viewers than subscribers or a suspiciously slow chat. seems to be a manual intervention, if they were doing it to GDQ then the view number would hit the cap and flat line, not ebb and flow at a pathetically low number like we're seeingso no, it's not botting, GDQ used to be legimiately popular and they completely blew the goodwill of their viewership by horrible mismanagement
>>743027265>Cosmo went back to streaming a couple weeks ago>Even did an Ocarina of Time playthrough>People assumed this meant he was detransitioning>He's actually just broke from buying a Switch 2 and needs money
>>743027464I was looking forward to the KH2 run later as well considering how great that run of it they did a few years back was but then saw it was also a randomizer
>>743027035He's sounded like this for at least a few years, at least for as long as I've seen him.
Thank you anonymous for that $6000 donation! You’re so generous every year!
>gymnast>but without linkusI'll watch it, but this is gonna be painful.
>>743027369
>>743027468runs that need commentary to understand (like any randomizer) should never have two runners at the same time doing different shit like this. but GDQ staff are retarded and just think "more runners = more HOYYYPE"
>>743027513yeah that sounds like him alright
>>743027319
Anyone not clapping will be shot on sight.
>>743027526>say it was only a few years back>go look it up>actually almost a decade agoFuck manhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVjf3bc3Noo
>>743026950it was a plando thoughbeit
>>743027360Thats not true, but yes this is absolutely a woman
>>743027618It was not
>>743027479>>743027484Twitch also didn't used to have so many small communities. In 2014, you were there to watch League, Starcraft or one of a small handful of ecelebs. This was before the normalfag invasion, before the esports push and before communities became so fragmented. There's also just no reason to watch Twitch for many people when VODs are guaranteed to be uploaded on youtube now.
So which runs are you catching up on now? For me it's Memoirs of Magic
>>743027578we could have had gayboi kino, but instead GDQ is trying conversion therapy on gymnast with this cow. not very woke of them
>can you explain science to me>nobased
>i got addicted to balatro recentlyonly two years after everyone stopped giving a shit about the game, nice!
>>743027718Sad.
>>743027694None, I never look back, I live in the moment.
>3 hours of the worst zelda>randomizer on top of ityeah just kill me already
This run sucks, I'm going to r34 and goon to zelda futas
>>743027613>2017 was a almost a decade ago>GDQ had already gone to shit almost a decade ago>the actually good years (2010-2014) were almost 15 years ago now>going on 2 decades ago>I'm still watching this garbage and it hasn't even been good for almost 20 yearsholy fuck boys....
>>743027219makes sense, europeans are more financially stable since they dont like to spend their leftover money on stupid shit unlike the mutts
>>743027613This really was one of the all time great runs
"Im also about to use a hammer to cut trees"Not fast enough hog
>>743027824>the worst zeldaSkyward Sword is the worst Zelda
>>743027818in awe of this eckerbear
I like how the normal person doesn't have any pronouns listed while the la creatura has the freak ones
>>743027839share some please
>>743027861Is that why you guys pirate more stuff than North and South America combined?
>>743027861Yeah, stupid shit like air conditioning and guns.
>>743027842remember when they decided they'll remove the audience cam and Mike Yomama went there the next day and gave them an earful to put it back?
I hate the mouth noises this faggot makes when he talks.
>>743027842I have a few friends who do volunteer tech work at GDQ. And I enjoyed the Tasbot stuff. the tasbot guy is cool. And I don't have the heart to tell my friend he's a cuck for volunteering for these faggot grifters.He keeps wanting me to go to GDQ too, but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be able to contain my power level.Outside the occasional accidentally good run, I watch GDQ to come to these threads and bant
>>743027861Don't you have a heatwave to die in?
does pippy really not have one of her signature hats on? fucking SCAM
These jokes are painfully unfunny. Please shove a dick in her mouth or something
>>743028023SHE DOES, LOOK MORE CLOSELYIT'S A DARK ROOM AND A DARK HAT
>>743028023clean your glasses niggaalso bitch needs a bigmac
>>743027842At least tell me you watch the non-garbage speedrun marathons
>>743027932gdq NEEDS more gay bait
>>743028023she does but its small and black so hard to see on the dark background.
Yeah I'm out till Tetris tonight Good luck bros
>>743028023She should put on a muzzle as well
>>743028063I watch quite a few different speedrun marathons but I have to admit the ones that don't get threads here are a little more boring to me
>>743028005No >:)
can someone explain to me why the fuck it's Samus and not Link in the ZELDA randomizer?
>>743028023Thanks for reminding me about the Hat Girl who almost got banned for...wearing a Hat in the crowd
>>743028131
>>743028023how does she keep them on? does she have like safety/bobbi pins on the inside or something?
>>743028143Apology for 2 am dread
>>743028143its for the freakin charity
>>743027861>much lower salaries>much higher taxesif you're a normal person without some chronic illness, you'll be more financially stable in america
>>743028165probably a little clip on the inside.
This is really, really boring. Also, >>743027468 I'm going to take my dogs for a walk. Wish us luck.
>>743028005Hot in Europe? News to me. I haven't sweat in years
>>743028216>if you're a normal person without some chronic illnesswhere do you think you are right now
>>743027861>dying in droves because they can't afford a desk fanyeah man, euros live a life of luxury
>>743028216and yet america is the only country that has tens of thousands declare bankruptcy every year due to hospital bills
>>743028131careful fellow eurobrosgetting into ac culture will bring us closer to becoming dubai
>>743028165she's adebesi-maxxing
>>743028216got about 10 - 15 US friends and they all work minimum wage jobs, their leftover money is spent on games and streaming services so they can keep their dopamine rush in check and keep themselves away from the rope since they dont have much else to live forso idk about that buddy boy
>euros starting shit for no reason
>>743028326>can't read a short postguess that's your yuro education at work lmao
>>743028063ESA was never goodASM is just ESA but louderUKSG and BSG... See aboveRPGLM has too much weebshitNobody watches DogwaterRTA in Japan is boring even if you know the languageThe good speedrun events are the ones you don't hear about because they're just a dozen autists doing a relay with each other
>>743028370that show was so fucking turbo degenerateit was good though
>>743028424>for no reasonThe reason is that they are European.
>>743028424>literally no one is watching the event>activate the engagement bots
>>743028397>got about 10 - 15 US friends and they all work minimum wage jobs, their leftover money is spent on games and streaming services so they can keep their dopamine rush in check and keep themselves away from the rope since they dont have much e- *gets brutally stabbed with a kitchen knife and left to bleed*
>>743028424>mutts getting baited
>>743028397compared to the european friends i have who have 0 leftover money to spend on games so they only have free to play slop on 10 year old hardware
>2 more hours of this
Just got here is Tomodachi a girl or trans?
>>743028481not everyone here is british or german
This shit is so boring. Wtf is randomizer coop? Just have one person play the game normally but fast jeez
>run so shit its continent retard wars
>>743028541Yes
This ogre is still more feminine than any transvestite who has touched this stage.That’s not debatable and obvious even at a glance
>>743027513where's he stream
>she/theywhat does that mean?
>>743028519i assume you are friends with russians and moldovans onlydo better
>>743028424This entire conversation started with someone that is presumably european making an observation that during their peak times sgdq had more viewers. Then someone replied dismissively by saying no one cares about euros. Then someone replies smugly etc etc etc
run so boring my fellow eurobros are baiting americans to keep the thread alive. any decent run since sabor?
>>743028564Aren't you having FUN watching these GREAT friends share info and retrace what the other one already did? Just enjoy the runs :)
>>743028624So fat that you need to refer to it in plural
>>743028438>get into a big car accident that isn't your fault>you get fucked up>spend weeks in hospital, multiple surgeries>you eventually survive, but your insurance only covers part of the total bill>on the hook for $200kyou're not a bright shart i can tell
>>743028560or french or danish or...
>>743028567kino if you ask me
>>743028627aint GDQ threads fun, anon?
>>743028647I kinda assumed that if one got an item then both of them would, but I don't know how you'd even implement that.
>>743028152
The one saving grace of this run is that the dono reader doesn't have that obnoxious faggot drawl they're all trained to have
>>743028750No fun allowed
>>743028564the game is very poorly suited to randomizers since the open world ocean means it takes forever to travel between checks. so this would take forever if it was solo, the "coop" aspect lets them divide and conquer the map, and even with that it's still a 3 hour estimateso yeah, this shit should've never happened, but making it coop was the only way they could even attempt it
>>743028520
>>743028152They hated her because she was getting more attention than the runners.
This is so fucking boring, I'm gonna go watch some kino insteadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJ62mQukdic
What are his pronouns?
I feel bad for you friendless retardsDoing a same seed randomizer with the homies and sharing what checks you get is so much fun
Anybody remember this Marlon Brando lookin troon from few years ago?Someone here tried to gaslight the whole thread by claiming the specimen in question had a freakout episode live on stream.
>>743028847Ok I would enjoy doing that with my friends not watching two people who aren't friends doing that
>>743028847I'm sure it is, sis. So please keep doing it among your fellow discord sisters and keep it out of marathons, thanks.
>>743028882For me it's Ben franklin
>>743028750coolmatty is a disgrace
>>743028903>>743028903>>743028903
>>743028837grow up
Idk if it’s just Zelda bias, but this is so much more watchable than that DK64 Rando race last AGDQ. Shit was overstimulating af and made an already confusing game into a total clusterfuck
>>743028440Also as an addendum I want to add that if you look at smaller speedrun marathons you will see the exact same people showing up and that's because there is a pretty strict divide between individual speedrun scenes and the wider marathon scene.
dood balatro
>>743028750>cute autist bringing joy to an event?>BAN IT BAN ALL OF ITyou just know if it was some troon wearing a giant troon colors hat they would have allowed it
>>743028715man i love chocolate
>>743028704not me, i have a real job so my insurance would cover all of it, plus 6 months paid time off for recovery, plus my job gives me legal insurance so i could sue the driver and retire off the windfall i get in court (or pay nothing if i lose). nice try, yuropoor, have fun waiting in line behind 500 migrants at the hospital
>>743028440I do find it funny GDQ doesn’t even post about every run on Twitter anymore and gets no post interactions, while RTA in Japan does the most formal cookie-cutter tweets for each run and it gets more likes and RTs than any GDQ tweet.
>>743028750>>743028152she was an annoying attention whore, this is the one good decision GDQ staff has made in the past 15 years
>>743029047>not me, i have a real job so my insurance would cover all of it, plus 6 months paid time off for recovery, plus my job gives me legal insurance so i could sue the driver and retire off the windfall i get in court (or pay nothing if i lose). nice try, yuropoor, ha~ *dies of a heart attack with a school shooting happening in the background*
>>743029163yuropoor admits defeat, classic
>>743029047>employer makes the calculation you'll cost more in medical costs than you'll ever profit them in experience>fires you on the spot because there's 0 employee protection >still go bankrupt because your insurance was tied to your job
>>743028882>>743028913
is this a co-op or a race?
>>743029309Do these people not own mirrors?
>>743029485Of course not, mirrors are transphobic.
>>743029485Mirrors trigger them and makes them want to kill themselves. There was a thing during covid where they'd keep seeing themselves and other trannies on zoom calls for work and it'd trigger them and cause a breakdown.
Only interested watching Vinny Vinesauce do this shit.
>Samus fighting a giant angry birdfunny this should happen twice today
Ten minutes into the run, I couldn't grasp where they were or if progress was being madeOne hour into the run, I still can't grasp itThis run is a skinner box of attention. You wait and they say happy things and you feel like you skimmed a book chapter that was printed out of sequence
>>743030032Agreed sis, xir community is so trans-positive
>>743029461Are you that blind girl that Game and Shout molested?
>>743021296I'm gonna click the stream link, but if I see a they/them pronoun or something of the sort, I'll immediately close it.
>>743031391I'm back. I closed the stream. Why am I not surprised?
>>743028838Goy/Goym
