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i have transitioned over
I migged. Please respond.
>>743029018hi
>>743029018how'd it taste?
miggy
>>743028903cute transbians
Where have all the miggers goneLong time passing
>>743028903>picturethis counts as incest now btw
People who smack when they talk should be executed. The stream is unwatchable right now.
>>743029129nice
good games streaming when?
Friday afternoon, which means this GDQ is already almost over. I watched maybe three runs total, what a terrible week.
>>743029108id hatefuck her so hard
>>743029036:)>>743029095Fruity.
I am trying to learn to crochet and this shit is impossible how is it that unfuckable women and troons make it look so easy?
Wait a minute...that's not Link... Is this...a romhack?! @NINTENDO
I speedrundrate
>>743029342youjust know
>>743029331About 6 months ago I randomly decided to pick up sewing. I borrowed my friend's sewing machine and was at it for a couple months, made a few plushies for my cat, then immediately lost interest and return the sewing machine and supplies to her. I can sew at least, but I can never stick with things. What's wrong with me /v/?
>>743029331learned skills require practice. put in the work and you will get good
>>743029423ZZZ
>>743029446What are you a girl
>>743029514No, but I can sew like one...
>>743029446well given you spent six months sewing, i'd guess the problem is you're gay and keep looking for distractions instead of just admitting you want to suck cock
>>743029342>Those massive dogsI know what she's doing.
>>743029446Textbook example of self-sabotage. You have a clear open door to a new skillset that could even make you money, but because of some brain worms you just decide to abandon it like everything else. Maybe it's time to throw out the cat, too.
>>743029608Literacy is not your strong suit, I see.
IM A HEADBANGA
>>743029628>elden ring that high
>>743029652sorry, let me correct that, you spent A COUPLE months sewing to distract yourself from sucking cock, not 6.
>>743029423A, nice flying.
>>743029628Guess I dodged a bullet skipping the epic battle fantasy run
>>743029628elden ring was not over estimate. they even bumped the estimate up twice due to incentives being met, but it was still under the original estimate by like a minute
>>743029572Cool....
>>743029776100% anorexia or bulimia
>>743029331I've tried in the past and I just don't think I have the hand steadiness for it I got extremely frustrated trying to go for more than 3-4 loops>>743029446sewing is pretty fun and easy desu my grandfather forced all the men in the family to learn to sew because he was a POW and had to fix and make his own clothes in prison and he wanted us to be prepared for when the commies invaded (this is not a joke)
>>743029776
>>743029776Masquerade Violation
>>743029896Your grandfather was a good man.
>>743029942jej
>>743029947he was alright he was kind of just a paranoid schizo
>>743029331I crocheted so much when i was a kid, it was my favorite hobby but eventually the nonstop teasing from my brother and dad made me stop, I think ill start again
I got a cursed seed right here if you want one.
Just got back from walking my dogs. Did the run become in any way interesting in my absence?
>>743030093no
Why are transgenders obsessed with lesbianism so much?Weren't they just gay men in drag?
>haven’t seen the stream over 40k viewers>its somehow at 1M donations alreadyPeople feeling generous in this economy I sed
it's hard to believe it's friday alreadyevery GDQ week goes by in a flash!
>>743030160No, the overwhelming majority is straight for women and other trans
>>743029331IDGI, I quickly run out of things I want to crochet, I don't need more hats or blankets.>>743029446I could see sewing. I do want fumos and a gondola and stuff.
>>743030270Edobeans fat cripple ass riding me face to face with her gut rubbing against mine
>>743030229Well money is worth half as much as it used to be.And they're still pulling in only half as much as they did in the past.Only the paypiggies remain.
Ugly women that pass as trannies DO EXIST
>There's still over an hour to go
>>743030418wait.... it's just a girl gorlock-frauding???????????
a little chicken wing pizza [the whole pie & a cheesesteak [it was su7pposedc to be chicken cheesesteak but they fucked it up] while watching GDQ [with my headset off because this run is ass]before someone asks, the white powder is creatinewhat are my sisters eating for lunch?hee-hawwww[pls dont ban me jannies it's on topic, this run is boring anyway and not even fucking half way over aaaaa im going insane]
>>743030393Where's the $2 million?
>>743029776problem, chud?
Pippy any time she laughs
Ten minutes into the run, I couldn't grasp where they were or if progress was being madeOne hour into the run, I still can't grasp itThis run is a skinner box of attention. You wait and they say happy things and you feel like you skimmed a book chapter that was printed out of sequence
>>743030610i never saw anyone do this, thank you creatine chad anon
GDQ anymore is just a reminder speedrunning culture is straight up dead
>>743030610wtf are you doing just drink the creatine with some water
>>743029628surprisingly decent event
>>743030748>wtf are you doingFarming (You)s
This is boring
>>743030784In what universe?
>>743030610
>>743030154Oh well. At least my dogs are happy. Here's one of them with a Dreamcast, because video games.
>>743030727Yeah, randomizers are only interesting if you're playing them or very familiar with the game and can appreciate all the crazy skips runners are doing.
>>743030640that guy is exaggerating, but look at the number for AGDQ 2017. $809k in 2017 is worth $1,100,000 in 2026 dollars, so technically we're behind where that marathon was at the same time
>>743030869cute
>>743030869wonderful
>>743030869What's their name?
>>743030839you could not even take a bite of that 0/10the point of a burger is that you pick it up and bite it.
>>743030610just got 5 meatball sandwiches. i'm partway through the 2nd and i'm starting to sweat
>tune in after a long day>oh nice, a wind waker run>open the stream, unmute>HAMBEAST>A RANDOMIZER CO-OP RUN>HAMBEAST STARTS TO SINGfuck this shit, i'm out.
>>743030971>the point of a burger is that you pick it up and bite it.share more of your wisdom with us
>>743030869Nose looks injured.
>>743030839Terrible
>>743031014they're called slippers because you slip them on.
>>743030869ugly...
I drank way too much last night and started schizobabbling to my friends calling them demonsBut at least I have GDQ this morning!
I need the chart
>>743031249Scroll up retard
>>743030869cute dog fella
>>743031003>load up Freaks Done Quick>she/they beast againOh boy! Freaks!
>>743031249
>>743031293>Sandy Loam's genealogy chart
>>743030894Make a proper comparison then. 3x fewer viewers. Way more donation money per viewer.
Is this a bio fem ?
>>743031337kek, it sounds like a jew
>>743029342hot!
>>743031293>Sandy LoamWho is she???
>>743031357It's called inflation.Donating $100 nowadays is the same as donating $5 back in 2016, chud
>>743031357That would imply that the majority of viewers are actually donating.
>>584855710wow it's almost like showering is a meaningless habit that serves no purpose
>>743031293>clay>sand>siltit's all FUCKING DIRT
>>743029628What went wrong with Susans run? /v/ and Japan loves that dude
remember when watching gdq was fun
>>743031293I don't trust this chart, I'm pretty sure there are more soil types
>>743031376I am hearing reports that it is, unconfirmed.But the run has been so dreadful I'm just brushing up on my gorlock lore, if that's a biofem we have a real gorlock impersonator
>>743031293What is topsoil called on this chart?
TWO HOURSAND FORTY MINUTESOF THIS DOG SHIT????
>>743031557it was some shit literal who rhythm game and the dev was on the "couch" basically doing an ad read for it. and it went on for way too long.
>>743031357How do you lose 80% of your audience and keep going?
what the fuck did i tune in to, they are just rambling
taco truck stopped by SGDQan attendee posted a video of what they were serving
>the green parts like the visor glow in the darkfuckin slick
>>743031694that explains 90% of gdq
>>743031293gun to your head: sandy loam or loamy sand? there i only one correct answer
>>743031735I want some hot chip....
>>743031676With the power of $10,000 anonymous donations, of course.Anon's really carrying this event.
>>743031735>>743031795Do Americans really??
>GDQ supports gay, lesbian, trans, furry, plural rights>Never mentions asexuals for some reasonSo they were just horny nerds all along I guess
>>743031357All me.
>>743031565I miss when it was really just gamers sitting in a room playing videogames and nothing else
recommend me a nice jav movie to watch while I wait for better runs
>>743031794sandy loam. the more sand that's in the soil the fewer kinds of flora that can grow in it.
>>743031869Pocahontas
>>743031494Are you implying the total number of donators have remained roughly the same since 2017? Say 20k people donated then, and the same 20k people are donating now, totally unaffected by the decline in viewership? Or is the money donated matching inflation when accounting for steep viewership decline?
>>743031869KAM-134
Good fucking lord they are desperate
>>743031357because the relationship between the two things isn't 1:1 you retard. this shit used to peak at like 200k viewers, they'd have way more money if every one of those people was donating. obviously the casual viewers who never donated are more likely to get bored and move on while the whales who make getting TRANS RIGHTS donations read on stream their entire personality are going to stick with this shit way longer
How the fuck is the co-op?
>>743031980>IronmouseLmao what?
I boughted these from the money laundering company.
>>743032008damn how tall is she? she doesn't look a hair over 5'1
anon you're making me hungry
>>743031980She needs to pay off cdawg somehow
I have never played a Zelda gameThank fuck
>>743032109That simp does it for free
>>743031735>>743031861anons, this made me realize how long it's been since I've visited /ck/ I kinda miss it, has it gone downhill in the past few years or still good?
>>743032008She wants a family so badly and doesnt even know it
>>743031869Any jav experts in the place? been trying to find a jav I saw once where the lady helps the neighbour with his bike or something, then she invites him over and they fuck. I think the last scene she invites him for dinner and when the husband fall asleep they fuck again
>>743032130>missing out on the best game series of all timekwab
>>743032217>gdq watcher>requesting cuck pornuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>743032170it's still mostly fast food shill threads. like actual unironic shills. when that new mcdonalds burger came out a couple months ago, there were like 20 concurrent threads of it up.
>>743032170fast food shit all the time
>>743032008I can fix her
>>743032245There are only 4 good Zelda games.
ANOTHER HOUR OF THIS TRASH?
Whatr the fuck is hte difference between the host and mic personwhy nor just have one person read the fucking donations instead of screaming 'hype' every ten seconds
>>743032423Which are?
>doesn't know the game>in fact keep making up shit that the runners have to correct>is a hideous skeleton>loud, talks constantly>throws it over to donations for no reasonwhy the FUCK do you faggots like pippy?
>>743032008OF when?
>>743031980I don't like BAfags but they had the right idea gatekeeping this leech
>Randomizer>Race>Co-op>BingoThe Four Horseman of Incomprehensible Bullshit
>200 hundred thousand dollar incentive to increase difficulty of resident evil runlet me guess, it barely changes the run since it's all cheese strats anyway. at least give us something worth watching if you're going to ruin the marathon with pushing incentives, this is just lazy
>>743032217sounds like something from studio Madonna
>>743032440wtf....it already feels like 2 or 3 hours surely they couldn't go another more
>>743032423I disagree, I like almost all of the Zelda games, but its fine if you think otherwise.
>>743032638Has there ever been an incentive that wasn't a scam?
>>743032682minish cap is shit, not even reading the rest of your list if you have that at the top of S
>>743032682Move ToTK down a tier and I can get with this
>>743032682Bait
>>743032746at least if it's a new run, that's SOMETHING, even if the run is dogshit. but these massive incentives for something that barely changes a run just feels like pure greed
>>743032746the ones where its a whole ass game I guess?
>>743029245I want Parin to shrink me down and stick me in her panties
>>743032786kys>>743032794Same actually, I've soured on it a bit since I made this list.
Whoever approved this run needs to be blacklisted.This isnt even a fucking speedrun
>>743032504Zelda, Zelda II, Zelda A Link to the Past, and Twilight Princess.
>>743032682>zelda 2 in f tierI can't take this seriously
>>743029628>not a single tranny run that was rated in the yellow or greenwhat is heckin wrong with the chuds on /v/?
>>743032970I'm trying to remember what opened the floodgates for these randomizer shitshows and I want to say it was Spike forcing his KH2 randomizer and it being relatively popular.
Ban randomizers ban pokemon ban arcade showcases
>>743033096But think about the bribes anon
>>743030981This fucking scene always makes me want a meatball sub so bad
>>743033096all would be fine if they were ran by normal runners with non annoying commentators, you can have a prime lineup and it's not going to matter if its hosted by the most insufferable people to ever exist
Shit like this is why viewership is dropping. I'll throw on youtube if I wanna watch a randomizer lets play. Holy fuck.
Zelda runs and pokemon runs are always kinda whatever at marathons.In theory they sound like a good idea because:>Popular games>Comfy nostalgia bait>Good way to fill out the schedule because they're usually 2 hours+ longBut in practice they always end up being the most forgetable slopruns in the entire marathon.
>>743032682The zelda 2 placement is correct don't let anyone try to convince you otherwise
>>743033096these and romhacks always seem to have the most annoying groups to watch
>>743032682I should go back and play the oracle games, they were my favorite of the Zelda series.
>>743033096ZFG randomizer OOT run was pretty good though
SPEED RUNS?
How come the women never talk about the actual run?
>>743033037Zelda 2 is shit and plays nothing like a Zelda game, I'd almost rather play the CDi games. The music is fantastic though.>>743033306Based.
discuss
Bio female on couch?
>>743033359I played them recently and they hold up really wellWW and TP feel like baby games compared to how capcom designs dungeons and leadups to them.
>>743033359i recently played seasons for the first time a couple months ago and it was fun even though it's basically to link's awakening what majora's mask is to ocarina of time.
>>743032520Who is this bitch?
>>743033470My opinion? Also tendieslop is garbage
>>743032682Good chart, I fucking hate zelda tho
>>743033485technically, but she hasn't ever had a period due to anorexia
Link Between Worlds is better than Link to the Past
>open stream>see fat ugly man on left>she/her>it speaks>actual woman voice, I was mistakenHuh
>>743032520You left out the worst part which is her nails-on-a-chalkboard laugh
>>743033213>all would be fine ifIf nothing, they are all shit.You can follow randomizers if you are 100% familiar with a game, most viewers of a GDQ aren't going to be which makes a shit run.Pokemon runs are all the same fucking thing and they last double the time they need to.Arcade showcases are the most insufferable tumors on the schedule. 1-2 hours of some fucking nerd smacking a Japanese arcade cabinet which horrendous anime techno remixes blare, awful shit.
>>743033589My experience as well, went "of fucking course a "she/her", then she spoke and I went "oh.."
>>743033470>64 Zeldas and LTTP at the top
>>743033581no but link between worlds is underrated, best dungeons in the series
>>743032373>>743032270ah right, that's why i stopped browsing it
>>743031794uh, Ranch
>>743033639UYAMA, HIRE THIS MAN!
Man. She is not funny.
>>743033570Still a virgin in my book
>>743033665i know, liking the good games is pretty crazy. should've made a ragebait image with twilight princess on top
>>743033750YOU STUPID BITCH
>>743033665Yeah he should have put the cd-i games at the top, that would have been totally randumb and hilarious lmao!!!
>>743032056Those are some really nice designs
>>743033589we should have an official poll for how many were tricked by this amazing illusion honestly
>>743033750WRONG *blows your head off*
>>743033470if you need to google what to do next in game because it's designed like ass, it's garbage
Are you guys looking forward to the OoT remake? I was kinda excited until I heard it was quite likely to be more of a graphical update like the new Starfox game.
>>743033973which of these games made for children did you have trouble with
>get home from lunch with grandma>run still going
>>743033752You mean you don't like her fake forced laugh?
>>743033983no
>>743033983>are you looking forward to remake?no>it was quite likely to be more of a graphical updateThe best fate it could have is being OoT3D, again, where it's just a graphcial refresh but all of the fun glitches and shit still work exactly the same as before. But play ship.
I wonder how it feels to be so ugly as a cis-woman that people stop perceiving you as female and just assume you're trans.
Why doesn’t she just take ozempic?Why the fuck doesn’t everyone fat just get on ozempic?
>>743033983no, not buying a switch 2 until it has a few things worth playing. doing a second remake of two n64 games isn't gonna convince me, would rather play the PC decomps
>>743034105>take your meds! Where have I heard that before..
>>743033983I hope they don't get scared to make changes. I've played and watched OOT be played to death. I want to see a new interpretation.
I've just started listening to music, I got through nearly every other run but this is too much.Think I might shower and clean my room even.
>>743033983Not really but I'm curious if they will make new Zelda game with those graphics. Feels like this is them testing shit while making money off it.
>>743033983no, old games aren't like poison to me so I can just play the OG wheneverI only replay majoras mask
>>743034170We'll always have Twilight Princess as a darker OoT.
>>743033470MM is not peakTwilight Princess is very goodMinish Cap is fine
>>743034175dude, it's almost over
Switch 2 was a mistake
>>743034170no way they change anything significantly. that would make the remake more interesting, but the retard fanbase sperg out. they're already gonna throw a hissy fit over not being able to do the exact same glitches in it
>>743034263yeah.... it's over.... I've started cleaning already... I am too weak...
>>743034105For people that have been overweight or obese for awhile (IE, most fatties), just taking shots that make you skinny won't solve all the other issues that come with long term health neglect. Just getting skinny without lifestyle changes will end poorly.
>>743031293>Silty Clay>FHuh?
Grettings from Germany, I hate women
>>743034275Whats this retard talking about
>>743033983no, nintendo needs to learn that this and the star fox remakes are not what people want. we're already fatigued from bad, lazy remakes. this is the era of "extensive remakes" i.e., reimaginings of the target game
>>743034331It’s not about health obviously, it’s about just not looking fat and disgusting.
>>743034230actually I take that back, some old games play like dogshit, but the 64 zeldas are still good
>>743033983No.I already played a "remake" on the 3DS anyway.
How does this co-op work?Do the items one finds get auto shared with the other, or do they just share the locations with the other and they still have to grab all the items themselves and complete the game separately.
>>743034170the same people upset that it's getting another remake are the people who would be mad if they changed anything. if nintendo has the balls to do a full reimagining in a BotW meets OoT kind of way, that could be interesting, but i doubt this is more than a graphical update
>>743034275Woah... Kike Jewyama needs me to lead the revolution?
>leave last night during 3 hour elden ring co op where you can't tell what's going on>return during 3 hour wind waker race where you can't tell what's going on
past event watchers:>casual twitch viewers>gamers>speedrun enthusiasts>GDQ fansonly the latter donatescurrent event watchers:>hate watchers (previously speedrun enthusiasts)>GDQ fansstill only the latter donatesthis is why viewership has gone down while donos are keeping up. is this too har for /v/ to comprehend?
>>743034546Go check out the Metroid Dread run that happened right after that shitty ER run.
>>743034479no, it's just two seperate instances of the same seed and they share information. otherwise the overworld is so huge that this shit would have a good chance of taking like 8+ hours
good thing there are these huge banners taking up screen space so you can't see the gameplaynot that you want to anyone since its BORING
>Look at stream estimate>2:40:00Hmmmm
>You've got male.erm...
>>743034430You're right, I just wish more people wouldn't 'take the easy way out'. I have family that have done so and ended up in the hospital because they assumed everything else with their physical health would magically be better.>t. reformed fatty
>>743034579It's the sponsors. AMD dropped 100k last night, and the yetee drops 10k every few hours. As long as they're still in the donation numbers will always be high
This run has been riding the line between comfy and unbearable as background noise, it's pretty fascinating.
>>743034682uh ohhhhh stinky
>>743034682They probably bumped it by five minutes because Tech Crew fucked up.
What else do they need? One more Triforce piece?
>>743034579no, that makes no sense! we all know that every single viewer always donates so less viewers = less donations!!!
>>743034737Gymnast is hard carrying. There's a little bit of chemistry between all four on stage, but he's absolutely the foundation. Keeps things grounded.
>>743034661I don't understand why they have two trackers on the top of the screen showing the exact same shit for both. It's a co-op race, they're gonna have the same items
>>743034682They did this twice during Elden Ring last night and the run still ended up being under the original estimate.
ESA will save us
>>743034708>tax evasion goes to fund bigger salaries for charity execgotta love who ever came up with that system honestly
>>743034871Yeah that was based by the runners.
>>743034708AMD did not drop 100k last night lmaoand why would sponsorships be going up while viewership craters? if anything, those should be drying up first
>>743034881https://ausspeedruns.com/ASM2026/schedule
>>743033470Basically this >>743034240
I’m here for ol’ pippeh
>>743034856>straightest e-celeb wanker
>>743034881ESA couldn't even save itself from a sexual assault allegation lmao it ain't saving SQUAT
>>743034817no they're in "go mode", just have to beat the last dungeon to be able to go to the finale. idk why they need to do this so since i'm pretty sure you can skip that invisible wall now, maybe that trick doesn't work in the randomizer for some reason
>>743034645Was it kino? I was too busy enjoying expert mode in Star Fox '26.
Is there a reason they need Queers Done quick when they already infiltrated the whole event itself?
>>743034170I think it's honestly more interesting to have a remake be a re-interpretations of a game as something completely different, rather than just the same game with an HD remake of the same game system.Whether you think the RE remakes are good or not, it's atleast a "new" way to experience the same story, and they don't replace the originals because they're basically a different game.
>>743033470TP belongs in dogshit, SS is just "bad", maybe even "fine" with the port that makes the sword bitch talk less
>>743034881It has always been my palette cleanser after GDQ
>>743035026Troons were made the negroes got their own event so now they get 2
>>743035091Save the best for last.
>Tingle, Tingle, Kooloo-Limpah! Become... PASSABLE!What did they mean by this?
>>743034984>reads the names on screen>says individual is less annoying than others>e-celeb wanker?Go outside, tranny fanny
Sigh
>>743035118what the fuck is this
>tune in>le epic random skins>gymnast is based but there's a fat subhuman(tranny?) next to himfuck stop ruining zelda runs
>>743035118I had forgotten about this
>>743035181kino
>>743035181australian excellence on display
>>743035181Breakdancing category in the Olympics.
>>743035172>"less annoying than others"I invite you to actually reread your homosexual lust.
>>743035181aussie excellence
>>743035181The greatest irl shitpost ever recorded on camera
"oNlY a RaCE If iM AheAd"
>>743035181Professional drifter. Incredible shit.
>think I'll tune into GDQ>check thumbnail>massive hambeast that I just know is a brave "she/her"Nope.
>wind waker rando>no linkushuh
>>743035118I can't help but feel so bad for this woman. That wasn't some bullshit money laundering operation that can fly under the radar, that was the olympics. She has to live with that, and having killed the breakdancing category in the olympics forever.
>woman wins three hour race because of RNG in meme gamesimply epic
>>743035014It was a very solid run that you don't even necessarily need to have played game to appreciate.
We're going overestimate for Sploosh Kaboom aren't we.
>>743035221she's been fine
Americans are really loud, it has to be exhausting
>>743034881Which runs are you looking forward to? For me it's the Red Alert 2 runhttps://esamarathon.com/schedule/
>>743035426shouty shouty happy happy so fun loud loud loud
>>743035375>killed the breakdancing category in the olympics foreverbased. plus she's hot as fuck, would plap
>>743035118She did the kangaroo!
>>743035375nah, shes retarded and you are too
>>743035371He's just a sloptuber now.
>>743035467bitch would get on top of you and do the worm
>>743035181Elite professional shitposting
>743035282>"""your""" homosexual lustAnon, you're projecting. Stop replying to me and go take your GDQ-fueled auto-erotic asphyxiation to the final climax. I hope your mother is the one the finds you.
>>743035559Kill yourself, you stupid faggot.
What are you guys watching while waiting for the run to end?
>>743035375I dont lol. She has a degree in breakdancing wtv the fuck that means she knew what she was doing
is that real women?sound lik women
I went to high school with gymnast86
>>743035375She's literally some rich nepobaby. She knew exactly what she was doing and she doesn't give a fuck.
>>743035525But so is adef...
>>743035643was he cool?
>>743035604literally took a hour+ nap just now
>>743035525Imagine the sloppy kisses
>>743035439They got any Spyro runs?
>>743035643How big was his dick?
>>743035335At least it's an actual woman
>>743033271>In theory they sound like a good idea becauseThey sound like a slog because they are generally speaking Pokemon especially.
>>743035439Castlevania, Dark Souls, Bloodstained
>>743028903Sexo.You may have baited me into this thread but I will still not watch troons speedrunning while they beg for money.
>>743035656The hardest thing she has ever had to do was actually go through with looking like that on the global stage. She's set for life. Tbh I'd do the same if I had the opportunity
>>743035530feelsgoodman.jpg
>>743035693Of course! There are multiple
>>743035714Yeah, sure. Just like all the other she/them/fae/its.
>>743028903What cringe shit has happened?
>>743035656>trolls the world>people still think she was seriousAmericans will never understand the bantz.
>>743035335I don't think she's a troon, I can't find anything about that on her socialsNo idea why she's there, though: Gymnast has multiple WRs while she's only rank 26
>>743035656>>743035623>>743035493I refuse to believe that we can't relate to being publicly humiliated considering where we are. She was bad, yeah, but she'll think about that for the rest of her life.
YWNBARW, cutting your dick off will change nothing, the only solution is rope
>>743035697Python-esque ;3Should I dm you the pics?
Comrades.... I'm not gonna make it.I've watched all of it so far but it's just not worth it. I'm gonna go take a shower, put in like 20 Z's for me.
>>743035643what did his bussy feel like
>>743035675I didn't talk with him much but yeah he was cool from what I remember
>>743035832>lose your guns>get put in concentration camps>troll the olympicsWas it worth it?
i haven't paid a single second of attention to this zelda runthey really are mind numbing games
>>743035847>women>having one once of shamelollmao even
When’s the digimon run?
>>743035819The bar's as low as it's ever been
>just made and ate 2 giant meatball subs Damn good eats
>>743035896five SSS rates, coming right up!
>>743035927goyslop
>>743035118
>>743035896Fellow comrade, I shan't be voting Z.
Samus kills Ganondorf
>>743035972two weeks
Toon Zelda is the hottest Zelda and you're in denial if you disagree
Thank god it's over
>>743036048>Beware the Forest's Mushrooms
>>743036091that's metroidguy
RATE THE RUN
RATE ZELDAREN'T
>>743036167B for just bearable
>>743029331Keep at. Find a consistent way to use your left hand as a brake to get the right tension on the yarn. That was the trickiest part for me.
SHE PROMOTED TWITTER. GET HER THE FUCK OUT. PERMABAN!
>>743036167B
>run so bad no one bothered to rate it
>>743036167>>743036178F
>>743036178K
>>743036167F
>>743036167Cprobably could have been B but I didn't vibe with the couch.
D
They gon kill her for saying Twitter and not Bluesky
>>743036167D not a speedrun
>>743036167>>743036178ZZZ
>>743036167B- Ruff start, settled into it.
>>743036167>>743036178SSS
>>743036167CNot my cup of tea, and there were way too many 67 jokes, but it's not the most terrible run, and the race was quite close.
>>743036167>>743036178Z
>>743036167FVery poor!
>>743036167>>743036178S for Samus
>>743036048
>>743036167A
you guys actually watched this run?
>>743036167ZZZ
>>743036167C. Not as fun as Wand of Gamelon, but it was okay. I guess.
>>743036167C
>>743036167C long, boring and annoying host
>>743036167C it was OK at best
>>743036167BI kept tuning in and out, it was just too long but I had fun for the parts I was watching, I enjoy WW and the randomized elements were funny
>>743036167>>743036178SSS for this guy >>743035896
I simply do not believe that any of you actually attentively watch runs muted
>>743036167FI like good randomizers. This is not one of those.
>>743035847nah she doesn't give a fuck and we have to deal with the embarrassment our country gets from the absoluter travesty of what she regarded as a performance
>>743036167B+ for The Baby
>balatroon>adefgodless afternoon
>>743036167>>743036178SSS worst shit ever but let's skew the chart
>>743036426based>>743036167>>743036178SSS
I cannot stress enough how much I fucking hate the intermission music this year.Can we please have a section on the chart specifically for how bad these have been? I give them a Z.
>Brand new game that doesn't have a developed speedrunning scene>Roguelite >RogueliteGreat lineup
>>743036167Z too long
Roguelites should be automatically filtered out as candidates for speed games.
They weren't even playing the same seed?The fuck is the point of a rando race if it's two different seeds.
>>743035604Joe Rogan, Rupert Lowe interviewNot /pol/ I know but the UK is fucked
>>743036251I'm trans btw `~`
must make it to the rundown before I sleep............
>>743036483>Don't see the ads because streamlink>Don't hear the music because [Commercial break in progress]
>>743036483Yes, but the Civ VI main theme is good.
>>743036396probably gonna have to have a shameless shill segment just for the 70k incentive they added to that run (which is a seeded run that probably takes like five minutes)
>>743036167ZZZNotice how the thread died with this awful run? Notice how those who stayed were talking about anything else? Including my dog.
>>743036167Z for zelda
>>743036523geez man all in good fun here
>balatroWhy do troons love this game so much? Isn't it just some shitty solitaire ripoff?
>>743036396It also looks like a meme category
>Looked ahead at tomorrow's scheduleIs this the weakest final day lineup in GDQ history?
>>743036167CWas too long for what it was, I did not vibe with the overall cast but they genuinely seem to have unscripted fun. Could have been way worse
>>743036541...why? you're seriously worried about missing a theater kid segment?
>>743036483This Civ music is killing me, an ex would leave this shit on in the background while we fucked like our lives depended on it but that was years ago and I hate this.
Is Balatro fun to watch being ran?>>743036525it was pretty good, but a bit too boomerish at times
>>743034881ESA isn't worth watching>even more literal whos>even longer intermission quirk chungus games like BUILD DA IKEA BOOKCASE>everyone worth watching is banned from attending because they said rape and harassment is bad and that doing paid, employed work for ESA should result in receiving payment
>>743033271The pokemon donathon for every dollar is a pokemon is part of it
>>743036167FYet another miserably confusing randomiser
>>743036612no greensuigi run?
>>743036658The "let's build lego fellow manchildren!" segment was the final straw for me
>>743036167D it was so boring I started playing video games instead of watching
>>743035439>Boktai Wasn't expecting that
>>743036167ZZZ>>743036708I used to think ESA was a strong contender to replace GDQ. not anymore. somehow it's worse than ever
naneinf% I think is getting the max possible score
Spike is a chad, kill the fucking nose ring next to him
>>743036649I live for cringe..
>>743036708that was the last straw for ESA but you still watch GDQ?
>>743036658it's a shame because it used to be so comfy. i think one of my favorite runs out of any marathon is still the cyberpunk 2077 run
>>743036612making the final bonus game be a fucking kaizo mario romhack, after they already did a kaizo romhack and will be doing kaizo mario maker later, is fucking baffling. the people in charge of this really are just retarded
>>743036804Begone.
>>743036167>>743036178C. Gay shit with annoying memes but under estimate.
>>743036684Herta is not that big
>>743036658>t. Metako
>>743036658>even more literal whosYou watch these because you need e-celebs? I thought we watched these for fun and for good speedruns>even longer intermission quirk chungus games like BUILD DA IKEA BOOKCASEHow many of these were in the last two years again?>everyone worth watching is banned from attending because they said rape and harassment is bad and that doing paid, employed work for ESA should result in receiving paymentI could tell you they have video footage of Lovare being full of shit and you'd still whine because you don't care for truth, you just want a more GDQ-adjacent event to take its place. No thank you
>>743034881the german will save us
>that photography >that 1000 mile stareHumiliation Ritual. Kooloo limpah.
>>743036848You'd love that wouldn't you
>>743036830At least they're playing a video game
>>743036891we? who the fuck is we lmao>>>/r/speedrungo back
Thursday photos are still not up you fuckheads. Why are you talking about them and showing them?
>>743036612Didnt they already do E33 any% at AGDQ? Why are they repeating it already
>>743028903fucking troons
>>743036765>ESA was a strong contender to replace GDQ.Thank god it didn't go the path of GDQ
>>743036951describe what's on GDQ's stream rn
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Is it possible to be a good MTG player without a beard?
>vtumors
oof
What the fuck is THAT
>>743037000The interval to set-up for playing a video game. Also fuck off back to your discord ESA staff troon
>>743036612>Super Mario 64Oh fuck yeah>120 starsHELL YE->(TAS)
>>743034881
>>743036658>GDQ>raise millions of dollars every year>only pay like 10 people>ESA>barely make anything>volunteers demand payment for helping set up chairsyuropoors at it again
>>743037071lol
>>743036983Don't they also cater to troons almost as much as gdq?
>>743036612>120 Star TAS>1:20 hoursThis sounds fucking horrendous
>>743036949No, you need to be here.
>>743036983it's basically the same outcome though. they got cancelled and as a result you will NEVER see anything remotely fun/edgy ever again because they'll be terrified of getting blowback
>>743036658don't care as long as there are threads
>>743037083>>GDQ>>raise millions of dollars every year>>only pay like 10 peopleand they call get paid six figure salaries. thank you for the money goycattle!
>>743037080
Why doesn't anyone drink the red bulls?
>>743036612Oh Mouse PI isn't too bad-->Satan Herself on the micWell Mass Effect might be fun-->ME3>Bid war ensures massive femshep wanking on micAt least Kingdom Hearts can make for a cozy two hours-->RandomiserBut they locked in with Super Mario 64, that one never fails to put on a smile-->TASAt least there's another Mario game to give me my platforming fix>Kaizo>And the finale is E33...At least Zelda is nice?>>743036656It was super boomer but I find boomers funny when they're not naive
>>743036898kek was that during the ff14 run? that sperg was hilarious, RIP metako runs
>>743037079>>743037113Literally AIslop
>>743036703he's obv very talented but goddamn if he isn't soi incarnate. cannot watch him, can't stand his mannerisms
>ESAGDQ as dead as it is still 10x bigger
>>743037149whore
>>743028903I'm finally done catching up with my thread watchlist and downloading images. I only downloaded 32 images across 60+ threads.
>>743037079It'd be kino if an actual SM64 runner came out WWE-style and destroyed whatever TASbot they have running, then gave a proper 120 star run.
>>743037204having 10x more trannies means nothing
>>743037159kek my exact thought process looking at the schedule. so close to being at least decent with just a few tweaks, but instead it will be dogshit
>>743037106There' are some troon runners but they don't scream "Trans Rights" as much as GDQ
>>743036612Oh sweet a super mario 64 run and 120 stars?>TASFUCK.
>>743037106Dream of GDQ pre 2017 basically
>>743036969>"Nooo on /v/ the only things worth caring about are e-celebs"GDQueers don't send their best
Are these events a good place to meet girls?
>>743037204Where's purple hair is she here this year? I like her.
>>743036167K
>>743036612>120 TASEW WHAT THE FUCK
>>743037310i love watching 10th on the leaderboard!! i never want to see top runners, only literal whos with bad times wahoooo
>>743036891>I could tell you they have video footage of Lovare being full of shit...do they? or is this a hypothetical?
>>743037247But before he does, he cuts a promo talking about how AI is taking over the jobs of creativesAnd then he does a Stone Cold Stunner on the Adruino
Bro is just fucking it up. Imagine the shipping costs [that GDQ will NOT pay for, it WILL take at least 6 months].
>>743037317only if you want them to dick you down
>>743037247>And this part was kind of difficult because we needed to program the TAS to hit A 16 times on one frame and-*glass shatters*>What's going on? What's happening? BY GAWD THAT'S CHEESE'S MUSIC OH MY GAWD HE'S GRABBING TASBOT BY THE HEAD, NO CHEESE DON'T DO IT OHHHHHHHHHH CHEESE JUST POWERBOMBED TASBOT, AS GOD AS MY WITNESS THE POOR ROBOT LITERALLY EXPLODED INTO A MILLION PIECES WHAT IS GOING ON
Fight paper lol
That's a pretty cool diorama, not gonna lie
>>743037083I think it's actually metako being mad, he quit his job thinking he would get paid all year around working a few weeks every year at ESA.
>>743037317No. They are all on guard and wary of everyone else.Go take a gardening class or something and meet girls through a hobby.
>>743037317The ratio looks like 1 to 50.
>>743037392>10th on the leaderboard!!for popular games, you're lucky to get someone in the top 100 at ESA
I haven't seen a single Iowa image this gdq.It's over bro everyone is leaving....
instead of saving speedrunning maybe ESA should save itself from a single woman's sexual assault allegation lol!
>>743037462Just not a vidya hobby lol
there's someone at the event with stonking nice tits (likely implants) but it's a trans person who has put absolutely no effort anywhere else. It's fucking with me
>>743037421>GIMME A HELL YEAH>WHAT>HELL YEAH>WHATThis anon fucks
>>743036612They really couldn't get a real run for the most popular speed running game that exists and instead you get to watch youtube for an hour and a half.
>gauntletfinally a good fucking run
>>743037510he died in real life. it's really sad. bad case of piccolo
>saros came out 2 months agohow is this already getting a speedrun?
>>743037512They should fire everyone at ESA just to bring back prize mommy
TETRIS
>Retarded talking heads showing actual kino Gauntlet speedrun and blabbing over itGO BACK I WANNA WATCH THAT RUN
>>743037530Yeah he did a run the other day
>Level 18>Best Tetris player in the world.I can get to 18 no problem. Doesn't seem like that big of an accomplishment
>>743036875True, few artists get it right. But not everyone can grasp perfection
wow they really want people to go the eventsmoney huh
>>743037317This hurts to watch
the gdq staff itt should make their seethe about esa a little less obvious
Saaros?
>>743037428>BY GAWDSOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN STREAM!
>ps5 movie run nextlol
>>743037525Well you can but meeting girls on line you make a big risk of them actually being a guy in real life.
>>743037657do not reedem the donations
>>743037292Greatly missed
>>743037657please do not redeem the run
>>743037693>>743037693>>743037693
>>743037510nah, he finally transitioned so he could go to GDQ in person. one of /gdq/'s rare success stories
>>743037634fire up your stream anon. let's see those skills. make sure you have a hand cam
>>743037716>PAGE FOUR
>hit 1 million dollars>Donations come to an absolute crawl paceSo what the guesses for this events Grand total?
>>743037419I am obliged to vaguepost, sorry
>>743037510he trooned out, sad storyanyway
>>7430377611.2
>>743037392You just said earlier you don't give a shit about good runs, don't pretend you do now. Get outta here
How much does GDQ skim off the top of these donos?
>>743037783GAY
>>743037761people only wanna donate when it's almost at a goal, which is why they have all the incentives
>>7430377612.3
>>743037851[citation needed]
>>743037854None, MSF donates them back to GDQ later
>>743037854probably a good majority as any charity would
Oh shit cringekino incoming
Disgusting
that was like 3/4th boob
>>743037460lmao that's fucking hilarious.
The dono rewards are just scams
>>7430377613.2
>NG+You didn't speedrun the game
What is this, Playstations attempt to make a third person DOOM?
>Roguelite>Predetermined seedlolmaofl
>>743037159>Satan herself on the micOh I wonder what fag he's talking abo->Literally satanherselfwhy would they even let that in? I know they have the "le woke" thing going on but surely it's too retarded at some point?
>>743037693>>743037693>>743037693mig before it's too late
>>743037908ESA staff put up with some serious shit, is all I'll say, and I thank them for it
>>743036167DDidnt watch
>>743037271Ain't it sad?
