Previous: >>743028903https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/66https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6g0mofoYfoNow: SAROSNext: Slay the Spire IILater: Balatro
Mig in gear
Hey guys, Indian hereI sure hope you don't redeem the racism in the upcoming run!
be honest: if they took Spike off camera you'd seethe
>>743037693Mig this
miggy
>>743037693Itty bitty titty committy
i hate miggersfuck miggers
grim
mignight club 3: mig edition
furfag event
>>743037817definition of slampig yum
>>743037845itty bitty titties and a bob
isn't SAROS the jeet flop?
>>743037817>Biological female being hot>Trannies seethe
I migged
>ESAbabs keep shilling prize mommy in GDQ threads>but it was prize mommy that killed ESA
>SAROSGOOD MORNING SAARS
>>743037867Must be the roguelike mini block
Witness my miggness
its theater kid time
Jesus he's hideous.
LETS GO FEMALE FATALITIES
Miggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS VIDEO
why are they all so gross
>>743037973
It tracks that all the actual women of GDQ have the hello kitty death plush room
What the actual fuck is this????
what the fuck is this
DO I SPY A NIPPLE
women are so funny
>this POVi am officially erect
look at this FUCKING HAIRLINE
>>743037825I don't want spike to godidn't want scent and game&shit to goI even miss keizaron in a plumsonian way, because at least his runs got people feeling emotions other than the one week of pure sanitized apathy the event is headed towards
>>743038108it really is just a fetish for them
can I get some video games instead of a video about trannies?
>>743037693GDQ volunteer if you are reading this please keep your intimate trooncord call recordings out of this livestream
Flame fatales? Swore it was frame because vidya... hmm.
>>743038108>>743038119bro that's a man
Major Garland Miggs, reporting.
what the unholy fuck was that
>>743038108REPORT THEM TO TWITCH IMMEDIATELY
>>743038135>>743038108UHHHH
>>743037825
>that shitty ass drywall workit jumpscared me harder than the troonswhat the fuck was that
>>743038108Smoochable tits.
>saarosisn't this the game where the indian main character gets cucked?
>>743038108>>743038119kekBan incoming?!
>>743037840attitude really goes a long way with troonsshe is not particularly good looking but she makes it work
>>743038134Spike is the last connection to real GDQWhen he is gone the full takeover will have been completed
Going from that video to this couch has given me whiplash
>FOUR he/himsis there hope
>>743038168men aren't allowed in the frame fatales discord unless they pledge to become trans(I'm not joking)
Why do they sit so close together? Is the AMD pillow glued on?
>>743038131>gotta look my best for the commercial i'm gonna be in
>>743037693Cute Feet
>pajeetoshow low can this shit go
>>743038240>she
>>743037761>So what the guesses for this events Grand total?1.8 million before the Dram World "bonus" game2 million after an hour of begging and Yetee money laundering2.1 million total
>>743038068>thought this was just some crazy sex addicted hag>it's actually a tranny, just an old one who trooned like 20 years ago
>NG+absolute dogshit
SAARos
>>743038135>Taping shit directly to the wallThat's just asking to tear flecks of paint off
>all things unlocked speedrunfuck off
why are jewed up white people like this
gettin miggy with it
>>743037817That guy in the back desperately trying to hide his raging boner...
>>743038108>>743038119Nice Manly Chin!
>easy mode modifiers AND using a savethis run is already shit
Haven't heard of Saros before, is it good?
reminder this came out 2 months agoI thought they had a rule against this shit
>>743038259the golden combination is no pronouns for anynot sure if it's ever happened
>>743038135you can barely see anything here, jannies pls
The runner is kinda hot...
I've watched GDQ since 2012, this is the first year ever where I haven't watched a single run since I started back then, not even due to the quality of the event but because work is simply too busy. How has the marathon been overall? Improvement?
>modifiers onoh cool, so he'll two shot everything while taking no damage, simply epic
>>743038373Against what? They can't play a game if it's too new??
>>743038371>Haven't heard of Saros before, is it good?It had a huge amount of hype around it but fizzled almost immediately, and probably hasn't even hit 500k in sales
>2026i'm being advertised to...
>>743038402there was an actual girl on the couch yesterday that had none
>>743038446yes unless I'm just inventing memories you had to wait some time post-release to submit a game
50% probabilidad de lluviahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jjJzQ5Y0TU
>>743038371Nope
This looks like total crap
>Returnal 2.0
>>743038431I've been watching since 2013 and this has been the worst one yet, anon.
>>584855710wow it's almost like showering is a meaningless habit that serves no purpose
>seeded run with easy mode modifiersIt's one thing to do this for a run that's all glitches and OOB but it's gay as fuck to do it for a run that's mostly combat
>CHOSEN SEED, EVERYTHING UNLOCKED baby mode shit run of a roguelike>followed by Slay the spire 2 lets play followed by balatro lets playno speedruns in sight so im outwhy the hell would you do chosen seed roguelike runs? lets remove the only thing that might make the run interesting...
>NG+someone rate this let's play a Z for me
>>743038431Mediocre as fuck. Like tons of runs if random indie shit no one's ever heard of. Only like a few moments of absolute fuck ups. It's just an overall boring gdq
Who are you guys maining in granblue fantasy relink new DLC?I really like gallanza so far.
>>743038510it's the same dev, they literally just reskinned the old game
>>743038510Returnal felt like a game having an identity crisis and this is no betterEverything about it clashes
Seeing an Indian man hop around like Mario is the dumbest shit
>NG+ with cheats onwhat the fuck is wrong with the people in charge this is getting to parody levels
>>743038532one of my favorite ritual posts
>>743038446>They can't play a game if it's too new??In the past, they have decided not to include games that were recently released because the speedruns would be horribly unoptimized and probably boringBut since this isn't a speedrunning event anymore, and is just a charity drive with gaming, they probably don't care anymore
>>743038497Muy buenas
This is genuinely a horrible speedrun without any of the usual suspects ruining it
>>743038585That's kind of what I heard from others. Is boring better than some of the aggresively awful years though?
I'm still annoyed that the two most popular King in Yellow games of modernity are DUDE LESBIANS and DUDE INDIANS. Whoever Monkey Paw'd that shit deserves a bullet.>but FungerI said popular.
This. is. not. a. fucking. speedrun.Why does everyone cheat.
>>743038521>this has been the worst one yethas been a trend for a couple of years now
>>743038371>saar, is game of called saaaaaros of the goodening>please answer of speedily
>>743038510>3rd person bullet hellWould be cool but the ugly characters just ruin it.
>people say this is the worst event so far>we still voted high rank on lots and lots of runs
>>743038669Funger probably is more popular than your examples what are you talking about?
>>743038712cute gay couple
>>743038712zesty
>>743038663I also forgot to mention more trannies than ever and constant trans rights shouts the entire event. Like I think it was Tuesday that the entire day minus two runners were all trannies. THE ENTIRE DAY
>>743037840This looks like Tom Holland in a wig, which isn't necessarily a bad thing
>>743038717No I don't really think so at all. The event actually got slightly better post COVID for a bit but then dipped again.
The bloom is insane.
>new game>it's just a lets playevery time
IM A HEADBANGA
>a half press
someone post the "we are watching a crossdressing man play a childrens game" pic I didn't save it
>>743038497>Americans want to keep these out of their countrysmdh
>>7430376933.5~4/10>>7430378173.5~4/10>>7430378402/10>>7430380681.5/10>>7430381083/10 nose to chin are atrocious. Get that fixed and she would rank really well>>7430381311/10 balding kekWhy does SGDQ attract the uglies?
I think I remember this game getting some hyper cinematic trailer at a games showcase. Looks as bland as I thought it would be.
>>743038769Rating inflation. People rank relative to the average run of the event. Almost nothing here holds up compared to when GDQ was actually fun to watch.
How was Windwaker?
>>743038824CAN'T SEE SHIT CAP'N
>>743038867
>>743038371It's worse Returnal. Meaning that the story sucks ass, but gameplay is very good. It's a lot easier than Returnal tho, so I recommend playing that instead for more fun.
Fuck you bloody bastard bitch
>>743038490Are you talking about that one troon? That was a troon.
>>743038769exactly I don't get it
>>743038780>trans rightsSay it right, chud. Language matters. Folx's lives depend on it.TRANZ ROYTS!
motherfuckers really paid 800 usd plus tip for the privilege of playing this garbage
>>743038936super gay
>>743038819>post COVIDyeah covid was 6 years ago bro
>>743038895one of them is ESA
This event has to be a record for the number of "does this really count as a speedrun?"s they've had
>>743038769I think Winter had more entertaining trainwrecks. This has been mediocre
>>743039012My sense of time is completely fucked. I thought this was a fairly recent run but it's 6 years old https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ekogf10P-c
>>743038965no it wasn't anon. lay off the tranny porn, it's damaging your brain. every woman you see is not a tranny.
>>743038769grade inflationtrannies have tired us out that a decent C run is now give Bs and even As
>>743039043Eh it's been like this for a while now.
>>743038965I think he means the girl who was on during the nightmare before christmas run
>>743039049which is sad cuz i think we've had a record breaking number of DNF's
>>743038951
>>743039035I want to make something for GDQ, something glorious that they have to show it.But it's going to be dense and weigh 80 pounds at least.
>>743039012>yeah covid was 6 years ago bro
>>743039074That is a tranny. You are attracted to trannies.
>>743039043this isnt going to go away because speedrunning as a whole is dying out compared to doing gimmick runs on youtube. i'm sure you've seen just how many "can i beat this game with this extremely weird set rules??" runs on youtube the last couple years. there's just less interest in runnign as a whole.
So yeah, this is not about speedrun anymore and they don't care... I follow GDQ since the forst one (classic games done wuick) and it hurts really hard to see what's the event has become...
>>743039142God I miss covid so much
>Um, uh, um
>>743038819Yeah in 2023 and 2024 it seemed like they were starting to right the ship but then 2025 and 2026 have been awful
>um like yeah umHoly sped
>>743039179we all feel the same way esl-kun
People used to fly in from fucking Japan to speedrun at these events and now its reduced to trannies playing childrens games no one has heard of, ads and quirked up co-op/homemade rules with cheats enabled runs.Sasuga
>>743037693Why do people only run the randomizer of KH2 now.Also any actually interesting runs? I don't watch these live anymore shitposting ain't fun unless there's something to watch
>after this its slay the spire>after that its balatro
the dude talking sounds like sasuke lol
>>743039179yeah...
>>743039152>every woman that's not a 9/10 is a trannystop watching tranny porn anon. not going to tell you again.
>>743038769>lots and lots
>>743039250yep. i largely believe this is due to them doubling down on aggressive dono begging (what was holding 2023 and 2024 back already) + there just not being enough interest in basic speedrunning anymore.
the mocap actor is gifting a bunch of subs so I guess this is an ad for the game
>>743039323this cant be real
>>743039237I didn't get the privilege of a year long quarantine, I worked through the whole thing but it still feels like we entered a time warp afterwards.
>>743039323kek, where's this pic from
>>743039297If Tetris and Mario got nothing, then nothing. Our only hope will be the night shift
this run is boringhere's rubie when she still had a soul
>Don't have to make the build on stream (it's just pre-built when you load the file)>Don't have to do any roguelike elements>No fancy movement tech or anything, just spam the dash>Shoot the gun at the guyIs this a speedrun? Is there even tech possible for this? He shoots the gun at the guy with a pre-built character.
>>743039297I don't knowThe boss fight speedruns were great but it looks like that's kh3 territory now
WHOA 10K FROM THE YETEE WOOOOOO
how much does yetee donate every event? like $100k?
what's the point of playing a bullet hell game without cute 2hus?
>>743038952>but gameplay is very goodis it? it plays exactly like 1000 other games. You might as well be praising any generic 2D platformer on the genesis or snes for having controls that work.
>Start paying attention to this runIs this guy just damage boosting and playing casually with all the NG+ unlockables on easy mode?
can someone post the current ratings chart
The sponsor "donations" are finally coming in. Time to eat your words chudcels
>>743039504What's an 2hu?
>>743039323I like the fat rabbit man silhouette on the right.
>>743038373It's not that much newer than Pragmata, which was run a few days ago>Release: Apr 17, 2026
>>743039516Yes
>>743039471SAAR! Finally we have indian character and you complain?? Every game american man/woman but you do not complain but one game with indian chharacter you talk shit bloody bastard?
>>743038951This is the child you get from those goblin hentais
>>743039516and seeded run and custom dmg scaling yes
Post words that make you sigh>kaizo
>>743039297>Why do people only run the randomizer of KH2 now.GDQ shelves the normal run of a popular game when they decide it's "played out".Dropping the popular game would impact their bottom line so to keep it around they run a randomizer which theoretically can never get old and it just so happens half their staff already did randomizer runs.
>>743039612`trans
>>743039612TAS
leave it to jeets to make a 2026 game look a decade old
>>743039612randomizer
>>743039561Christ. At least the other days had SOMETHING redeeming to them. Today has been horrendous since the night block ended.What's going on at SGDQ? They must have rejected loads of runs more interesting than this
Can I get a qrd on the story of this game? What is going on?!
>>743039612Folks
no charts?
$10000 of more money laundering?
>>743039612Romhack
>>743039619>GDQ doesn't allow all the good classic speedrun games because it's "played out">instead we only get random indie games with less than 10 players and runners
>>743039329The ones that are 6 ft tall with broad shoulders and an adam's apple usually are
>>743039297KH2 is kinda an awful run, not for the gameplay but for all of the trappings around it. Even the ability to completely skip gummi ship sections and most of the cutscenes still leaves you with hours of backtracking where you slowly walk around the map because movement skills are unlocked through form grinding and speedruns dont have time for that. the randomizer settings are, by intent, better at bringing you to the part where you fight the enemy as soon as possible.
>>743039612deckbuilder
>>743039612ORRRRBBBBBB
So like do the word loading screens actually tie to the plot or is it just fake as fuck "deepness" that the director thought made it look like metaphorical imagery. Because I'm going to be real this game seems like it's trying it's ass off to be dark and deep but is as shallow as a puddle
I don't want GDQ to end...
>>743038719Keep seething timmy
>>743039656saros was mainly made by europeans but go ahead and believe your incel narrative
>>743039663A man is a cunt and must apologise to his wife and approve of her new relationship to a black lesbianIt flopped
>>743039656the returnal devs are finnish doe
This game was 100% made to try to flatter the Indians and make a billion dollars there, right?
smell status: imagined
>>743039780Why do people think the name timmy an insult? It's not even that common of a name.
>>743039612Developeras in, the developer is calling in to commentate the run and answer questions. The only time it was good was the Doom run where Hugo Martin left to get cheerios and had no idea what GDQ even was
>>743039663the plot is we must be better men
>>743039612Y'all
Smelliest action hero award goes to the MC of this ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨game'''''''''''''''''''''''
>>743039867>Hugo Martin left to get cheerios and had no idea what GDQ even wasBASED
>>743039874Oh. Yeah that's true. There is no perfect but there is no end to better!
>>743039663A guy fucks a space dinosaur and gets caught in a loop of hell. Oh and somehow him being a shit husband is in the plot. It's retarded
>>743039612HOOOYYYYYYP
>>743039612"valid"
The most ridiculous run was the one where they were running a developer-made speedrunner-exclusive edition of the game with tech you couldn't do on a normal copy of the game.
>>743039504I only play retro STGs.
Is this Playstation trying to compete with Doom and Quake?
>>743039867That one pissed me off because the runner kept trying to put himself in front of him.
>>743039949It really makes you wonder how they even got him on a call. Did someone at Bethesda twist his arm and told him to call in? Did one of the runners randomly DM him on discord and he actually just went with it?
>>743040005What game was that???
Friendly reminder that the literal head admin of this website confirmed that the "saars" posting on 4chan were just regular anons and that virtually no traffic to any board, even /pol/ is legitimately coming out of India. In most cases whites were calling other whites pajeets. There are multiple trolls who type with an Indian flag VPN just to get easy (You)s. Despite India having a massive Internet presence now compared to a decade ago, they're still mostly in their Hindi/Urdu/Telugu spaces and don't come on to the English-speaking Internet that often. The one and possibly ONLY exception is that one jeet who avatarfags with Aqua on here. IYKYK.
>>743039705Genuinely I think a way to somewhat revitalize GDQ is to run a sort of "GDQ Classic" mini-event between AGDQ and SGDQ instead of just filling the space with Hotfix and whatever flavor of segregation marathon.Make it over a weekend or three days where they only run the classics, SMB, Super Metroid, OOT (No ACE), Banjo-Kazooie, Sonic, etc. just basic ass any% or 100% runs, none of these meme categories or bullshit indie games no one runs. Whatever GDQ staff member is milling around in the thread, bring this up to your superiors.
>>743040074Hypogea
>>743040040No, Pakistan
>>743040000>those digits
>>743040081I refuse to believe Indian posters on /sp/ aren't Indian
>>743040081every canadian flag is an actual jeet
TRANS ROIIIIIIIIIIGHTSHOYPE
>>743040000Checked
>>743039705Yes, gdq is ran by complete retards
>>743040023>retro gamer>posts hag-sized ladiesChecks out
>>743040081>literal head admin of this website confirmed that the "saars" posting on 4chan were just regular anons and that virtually no traffic to any boardwhere? when?
This "run" fucking sucks
>>743040081>don't come on to the English-speaking Internet that often
>>743040081Anyone who's not a tinfoil hat already knows this but I think it's funny to see whites turn on each other
Let me rate this run right now. I already know I'm giving it an F.
saaros
>>743038327Is he a tranny? I mean he's got the look, the autism, and is already pretty open about forcing people to indulge in his fetishes, but is there definitive proof beyond that?
Post you're setup
>>743040164Wtf is this real?!?!?!?
>>743039513Please tell me what other games like Returnal and Saros you know
>>743040081rapeape is retarded due to being half black and half indianhe only looks at ip locations without accounting for the fact that a lot of pajeets are doing modern day slave labor for sub minimal wage in every western country you can think of
This is such a shitty run. There's no speed tech, he's taking no damage from anything and he melts every boss instantly
>>743039705They're convinced they're in the right when they stopped putting Super Metroid in as tradition. They will never get how they killed their brand.
>>743040285You're going to trigger the reee normie schizo
>>743040081SAAR!!! VISIT SOUTH INDIA!!! NORTH INDIA IS DIRTY BUT SOUTH VERY VERY CLEAN #1 RAILWAY #1 INTERNET SERVICE #1 CLEAN STREET FOOD AND SAFE FOR WOMEN
>Finally does 1 (one) speedrunning technique>Fails and takes longer than the normal way
>>743040285
This looks like a fake game. Anyone know what I mean? Like it doesn't really exist.
>>743040303control, god of war ragnarok, dead space3, army of two the 40th day, resident evil 5, jet force gemini
>>743040081>>743040405lmfao
>>743039612Here's a non-exhaustive list of phrases I fucking hate:"Having a blast""Take the plunge""Pull the trigger""Breath of fresh air""Y'ALL""Hats off""Im so pumped"
>>743040303Project HAMMER
>>743040439>Bullet hell action>In hyper-realistic AAA art styleIt feels so jarring. There are two entirely different games being presented at once and they both suck
>>743040439Maybe bc it's so twitchy? It got pretty tight controls
>>743039663>Seven astronauts get to a new planet some corpo wants to colonize >Eldritch horror transforms them into gods>Another ship arrives, the new gods make the people there into slaves and force them to build palaces>Slaves die because time fuckery>Third ship arrives >They die to the gods or get turned into monsters>Fourth ship arrives >Main guy kills all gods, becomes the new god-god>True ending is him not killing god-god, so his wife cucks him There's also shit about him being a gay alcoholic and his wife running away, but that shit doesn't matter
>>743040439yeah
>>743040421why can't cats learn a different dance already?
>>743040489"Moving forward"
That was someone's favorite game
Pausing seems like a weird thing to do. I'm muted so maybe he gave a reason.
Time? How was that time? You can't just pause the game and declare time dammit.
>>743040081Don't care what rapeape has to say when he's actively wanting this to be a baby monkey torture of a dogshit site
that was so anti climaticthis run fucking sucked
>>743040620Yes you can
>>743040445None of those are anything alike, but you knew that already
Rate Saros
>>743040620It wasn't just time it was a WOOOOORLD RECOOOORD!!!!!!!!!!!
RATE THE RUN SAARS
>>743040620He just did.
Saros more like the shittest wannabe control game that ever existed
>>743040667CMeh
>>743040667C
Come on, you can't just set up another donation train a minute before your current one kicks off. Also, the whole point of a donation train is that the amount is a small enough one that most anyone could easily chip in, making it a proper train, which is why $5 works, not $44.
>>743040574I would play this
>>743040620he just fucking did, bitch>>743040667D
>>743040667>>743040673FFor filthy cheater
>>743040667>>743040678F
>>743040667>>743040678F for Fucking lame
>>743040667F
>>743040667>>743040678D for Do the needful
>>743040667D. Found it boring
>>743040439You mean like all indie games
>>743040667F. completely unmemorable
>>743040667SSS
>>743040667>>743040678F. Do not redeem the S, saars! Do not redeem!
>>743040705it's called inflation you bigot, now hurry up and donate a casual $44
>>743040667F for fuck I watched this??
what is the point of showcasing a speedrun of slay the spire 2 while its still in early access? The game is going to be completely different in like a month
>>743040667Z
>55 mins of Slay the Bore>Then 1 hour of BoretroJesus fuck
>>743040667>>743040678DBoring ass game
>>743040667>>743040678SAAAAR BLOODY BASTARD RATE RUN NOWWW BLOODY FUCK YOU BENCHOD
>>743040667C-
>back from my Friday after-work walk and grocery shopping just in time for Saros to be done and StS2 and Balatro are nextFeeling good bros. Now I can watch the rest of the marathon, only thing stopping me will be sleep.
>>743040692this
>>743040667D
>>743040667>>743040678DBoring and annoying
>>743040667F. Not a speedrun, NG+ is basically playing with cheats and the game wasn't interesting anyways, he just dashed and sprinted past everything over and over
>>743040667>>743040678D for didn't watch
>>743040667>>743040678CThe most basic game I think I've seen all day>But it's a world recordI said C>>743040646That final boss looked like every other boss, I don't get what they were going for>>743040620Ignore your critics, for they are full of swill. Playing out the ending cutscene is a speedrunning tradition and may anyone who would change that find his hand cut off
>>743040489>>743039879Imagine having your culture and words mocked by these faggots for decades, only to see them overnight culturally appropriate our words because they're """inclusive"""Fuck these yellow belly troons
>>743040667>>743040678D
>slay the spire is seedless>just like all the other rng based games>except for the fact multiple times the runner or couch accidentaly said the seed has been checked so they know what's coming up
>>743040659youre right, vectorman plays nothing like ronald mcdonalds treasureland adventure which plays nothing like boogerman a pick and flick adventure
>>743040829Nice AI
>>743040825nature is amazing
Well /v/, thank you for an unforgettable SGDQ.
>>743040798Should I stick around for StS2? I don't play that game, my gut instinct says that roguelikes don't make for great runs
>>743040667F!!
>>743040667DThe parts I watched weren't interesting. It's as if the pitch for the game was:>run forward through empty world>be brown
>>743040782Also, Slay the Spire II is ran by Flygon & her Prized curry while Balatro is ran by Adef
>>743040883that's pre-covid anon
>>743040405On my way!
>>743040829Sorry Chad but this is real life, the fat retard gets the girl
Zelda II music is kino
>>743040824>world recordI was watching muted but somehow this whole time you were the only one to mention this
healthcare, what a foreign concept
Has there been any run as bad as this so far?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epeynSx0vhE
>>743040824he did the real final boss first, not sure why but I wasn't paying attention anyway
>>743040825This has to be AI. There's no way they could maintain their balance on a motorboat.
>>743040983Have they played that very based and bad*as song about The Black Knight at all this gdq?
>>743040916I suspect it won't make a lot of sense if you don't play it yourself. It's a game about card synergy so it won't really be visually stimulating and without knowing the cards, probably not technically interesting either.
>Balatro is an Adef runOkay, I'm out.Fuck that theater fairy.
>>743041068im sorry, it is fake. its a clever editing trick, there is a greenscreen behind the couch and the video of the speedboat on water is added in post.
>Balatro is a BASEDef runOK I'm in.I love that intelligent energetic guy.
>>743040916If you don't know the game, it's going to be just a bunch of cards being thrown at the screen with probably zero explanation of the mechanics or what's going onI'd say give it 5 minutes, and then you'll know if it's worth watching
holy fucking tranny run
How long will StS2 stay in early access? I have a rule to never buy EA shit
>>743041029none of the runs were this bad so far, at least from what I've seen
>sts2 run>tranny and nepo runners
>>743041095Dude probably just slays pussy when he's not working idk what drugs you on bro
Do I really want to watch this run?
>>743041095>>743041161the duality of 4chan
>>743041198what did you expect, its a roguelite run
>jeet tranny>fat tranny>gdq staff bitch that cheats on her husband with the jeetZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ run there aren't enough Z's in the world for how much i hate this already
>Frozenflygone and the tranny jeetSomeone post the webm
How do indie faggots attempt to deny the tranny allegations at this point?
I can't look at frozenflygone the same way again after what she did
>CO-OP fucking AGAINJESUS CHRIST
>>743041095I have information that will lead to the arrest of Adef
GENERALS GATHERED IN THEIR MASSES
>>743041095Not only that, it's seeded, so adef has been backstage practising the "run" for the past 8 hours to not repeat his Pokemon fiasco
>necrobinder>herkek
>Confident masculine voice>Big bulky guy>Squint at username>She/AnyWhy does this nigga hate the sight of his own penis but not enough to at least look like he has a vagina?>>743041171I'll try, brother
>>743041282What did she do?
Two nepo runs in a row and one filled with trannies. Fuck all the way off.
>>743041257I thought he looked familiar holy shitI sometimes wonder how Flygone's husband felt about that happening live when they thought the camera shifted
>4 cursors>1 screen???????
>>743041326Necrobinder is a woman Did you even read the lore unlocks bro
>event ends tomorrowdid you have fun?also wtf week flew by
4x mentally ill man multiplier combo
>roguelite card gamehate this fucking genre
>>743041335>I'll try, brotherI've played StS1, and I'm already tapping out
>She/Itjust straight up making us participate in their humiliation fetish
comfy tranny run
>teammates cursors look identical to your cursorDogshit design
>>743041345she cheated on her bf/husband with the indian tranny who's in this run
and here we have the average sts fansbase
what in the fuck is this, troon squad 4 player co-op?can we have a basic fucking run, i don't even give a shit if slay the spire is an awful roguelite run just make it fucking normal what is this events obsession with gimmicks
>Slay the aspire>all these tranniesINSTA ZZZ
>just realized this is 4 player co opwhy
>it's a speedrun>we explained in 15 seconds how the speedrun works>so uh... we're just going to snowball through the game now so read dontations>this is a serious speedrun, total random since TOTALLY we have no idea of the seed we swear but yeah we just know we'll steamroll nowok
>that fat fuck has a wifeand you dont. why?
>>743041321>seeded balatro
>"my partners"Oh so he's a degenerate
a toast, to James DunQueer
How does co-op even work in this game? I've only played the first one
>those are my partnersLMFAO
This that Anita Saarsneedian game
post the webm.you know the one
>>743041095>>743041161
Oh no no no not like this
>>743041487>and you dont. why?My penis is too large.
>>743041335It's the only kind of trannyism that makes sense if you follow their made up rules.>I'm trapped in a xe/xir body>you can't trapped xe/xir is a made up social construct you are you
>>743041440Multiplayer was introduced with STS2 so reasonable for it to be a run imo. I think 2 player is probably hardest.
ohnonono
>>743041415
>polygamous trans polycule
>She/any>She/her>They/She>She/it
this GDQ is the worst
>this entire fucking screen
>>743041487not just a wife but 3 partners too
some of the worst art ive seen in a game
>>743041528yeit shows if you look at the writing
>>743041496.
Anons, I want you to know that in spite of everything I'm here with you. (With the stream muted, of course)
>>743041567And yet only one of them is actually a female
>>743041590Imaginez-vous l'odeur
>Speedrunning a card gameSpeedrun marathons should be limited to just platformers, shooters and racing games.
>>743040775could be worse. it could be adef's faggot finale of "my personal pokemon rom hack where I cheat to invaliate the variables. also sorry camera off for a second i gotta reboot my emulator it crashed", the speedrun.
>>743041614The hell is that cats problem?
>>743041614why did she put a napkin on her head
>that crowd reaction to all the Infectionsheh
Wait, who on screen is in a ship together?
I'm so tired, bros
>>743041564well if it ends up anything like protomagicalgirl they'll get too weird even for gdq and not be invited back
>>743040667>>743040678Dfor Dalit
is the chinese one a trannyi can't tell
Imagine all the creepiness the foid endures from the troon squad
>>743041564I wasnt listening, did it they whatever say it
>>743041553Yes but we all know that's just a motte & bailey. If anyone's ever said to you "You can't pretend sex is the same as gender", they've also tried to subtly imply they are to say that sex is easily changed
this run is the epitome of modern gdqthis is the endgame, everything culminated in this like a devil baby slithering out of a rotten womb
>>743038356nah he's just autistic, too aware of how he's sitting
>>743041590These people are the epitome of losers. Think about it. They come up here with their weird polygamist tranny relationship trying to force people to care about it. In real life no one would give a shit about their weird fetishes. This is the only place they can really express to everyone they're in a polygamist relationship where people are forced to listen to it.
>>743041898*Blocks your path
>>743041772it's a metaphor for the girl's pussy
>>743041380Like, all the troons are hideous.But this one is by far the one that makes me the most uncomfortable, it's like an alien...
>>743041312DRESSED LIKE WITCHES WITH MOUSTACHESOH LORD NO
>>743041875>$100 donated from your lesbian skeleton army, Lillith, Sheeba, Roberta, and Franky>Thanks those are my partnersparaphrasing
>>743039612>Randomizer
>>743038006kungfu was so cute when she was actually skinny now she's fucking hot
The last day's schedule makes no sense. A bunch of interesting games in the dead of night, followed by an NES block when people are barely awake, then some licensed cartoon shovelware before two indie games. Then a run where the entire incentive is a male vs female decision, followed by ANOTHER co-op randomizer, then a TAS. No Super Metroid, the bonus game is ANOTHER kaizo rom hack and the finale is a fucking RPG. Oh, and if that wasn't bad enough, the category for Link to the Past is Restricted Major Glitches which has a fraction of the runners compared to other categories. Because we can't just have a normal fucking run on the last day.
>>743041898it's missing one of the furry hosts as the announcer desu
>>743041983It's also possible this is just one person and they're just doing the headmates larp
>>743041898It really is. A run that can barely be called a speedrun that's really just a thinly veiled ad for a new game ran by 4 troons getting annoying troon related donations
>>743042024Yeah. Since prize wizard took over scheduling the shit has been an absolute cluster fuck
>>743041898
So sad we did not have JD PUPPY on the host for the full Combo
>>743042024Clair Obscur as the finale is grimbetting it's like the jeet game where there is no speedrunning tech
>>743042115>SHE/IT
>>743042095It's mindbogglingly insane that the fucking PROTO ERA wasn't this bad.
>>743037693Kek, SAAROS.
>>743042115What the hell was that Fae/Faer?And then there was the one that identified as a fox.
>>743042218It was, holy shit it was
Of course they're just doing a cheesy doom buildProbably super OP when you have 4 of this character
they've definitely practiced this seed before, right? there is like no discussion or thinking here, any decisions are solved instantly
>>743042134I think that would cause this reality to implode from the sheer concentration of dense degenerate faggotry
>>743042312yeah they're pretending its not though
>>743042254>Fae/FaerNot sure who you're talking about, but sapphire_in_pink is a They/Fae/She
>>743042312I think it's just a braindead OP cookie cutter build. They're all the same class and they keep talking about that no escape card that probably does all the work for them
>save scumming
>>743042024>Overrated the french RPG as the final game instead of Super Metroid.>Some fucking kaizo romhack before itJesus.I hope ESA is good and Dogwater gets threads at least.
>resetting
>>743042312All 'seedless/randomizer' games are fully done ahead of time and practiced. They admitted this multiple times.The best example was the binding of issac one where they openly called out what items they 'were hoping to get' and magically got themI think only Andy's LttP runs weren't done by him but I think Patty usually knows where some key items are so Andy isn't massively overtime
>>743042312>messed up their practiced seed>cheat and exit out of the fight so they don't have to deviate from their practiced runthis is an instant ZZZ for me because of that
>>743041257
>>743042312It's a charity chud get over it. It doesn't matter if we lie in the description.
Is this even cheating for speedrun purposes? That informs my opinion on this.
>>743042107Yesterday was a step in the right direction though. Making awful block basically an all-day thing brought the crowd out more than usual. If that stupid rhythm game had been axed, then prime time would have actually been perfect. Zelda, Sonic, Elden Ring and some neat pinball experiment as a wild card. AND Metroid Dread would have been saved from the godless nights. It almost makes me wonder if they aren't even trying to schedule games to coincide with each other and are instead focusing only on specific times of the day, because there is next to no logic on where anything is placed.
i'm going to work, have fun /vros
>>743042435Thats the guy shes running with now?But Frozenflygone is married to a white guy. What
>>743042442This isnt even a speedrun category. Its total made up lets play (as usual)
Is this even a speedrun?Looks like a let's play to me.
>>743042434It's actually embarrassing. Contrast with the Tactics Ogre run where the guy fucked up items but was able to recover by improvising. There might have been others since then but that's the only other 1 I remember watching this GDQ. There is no fucking point if you're just going to reset.
>>743042435This is still one of the most uncomfortable things i've seen from gdq.
>>743042502girls just do stuff like this with each other, don't just assume
>>743042490just got back, swapsies :)
>>743042312They literally know what the third act boss is and named it, it'll be test subject
Please tell me none of you are actually watching this sober, even as a second monitor background noise
>>743042550
zamn who are these cuties...
>>743042609it's 12:30PM
>>743042502She’s ethnically non-monogamous
>>743042254Don't be unfaer, anon.
>>743042609I don't drink.
pajeet tranny & ogrebeast linked upneed it or keep it?
Why have games selection been so shit this event? So many bad runs
>>743042609I don't do alcohol
>>743042442Nobody runs this particular bullshit, so by definition this will be a world record (assuming this is unseeded, which is probably not the case)But in the rules, it doesn't say anything about reloading saves
>>743042527That run was kino, none of this tiktok overstimulating proselytizing bullshit. Felt like it was from another era before these faggots ruined it.
>>743042539QRD?
>>743042638I guess I'm late to the party on this. But it's blowing my mind. That is the most disgusting thing I've seen and the guy is still married to her.
>>743042435>blue shirt digging in his ass at the endcherry on top
>>743042502they divorced
>>743042659there's a theory that they let indie/small developers pay to get their game played in order to get marketing
>>743042609>implying i'd waste precious liquor on watching this
>>743042539i totally agree and i can't even put it into words
>>74304260i don't drink, watching this on my second monitor
>>743042660Right. You drink it.
What say the run is unseeded if it's actually seeded?
How is 55 minutes considered a speedrun? I did 40 minute a10 runs with random anons from here, and we weren't even trying to go fast
>>743041782She's French eating an unborn chick. It was thought to be an affront to God and the napkin makes it so God cannot see.
>every nepo run is a premade seed reset NG+These people lucked out so much in being the first speedrunning "personalities"
>that's my husbandUHHH....??? >>743042435DOES HE KNOW?????
>>743042609Alcohol is for insecure pussy fags
>her husband is watching
EVERY SINGLE PERSON IS MY ENEMY
>that's my husbandthat guy has to be a cuck
>>743042695That would explain a lot. There's been so many literal who indie titles that only has one runner. It's especially pathetic when they go >well that's technically a WR...although I'm the only one who runs this game>>743042609I've been druk all week :^)
>>743042674This was during a frame fatales event, the tech crew fucked up and left this camera feed live on a second stream
>>743042801>being the first speedrunning "personalities"this isn't even true they just banned or pushed out all the original speedrunning personalities. >trihex>bonesaw>blueglassetc.the only OG left is Spike and he's joined the theater kid dark side
>oh my hecking GOSH have we not seen the card WE NEED???? WOW THIS SUCKS WOW>OH WOW WE JUST GOT IT WOW LOL HOW AMAZINGcan they at least fucking pretend they didn't practice the run
>>743042783these people don't actually play the game, imagine save scumming in 4-player co-op, the most casual version of the game
>>743042849
>>743042783>How is 55 minutes considered a speedrunIt isn't, not even closeGDQ is now a charity drive with vidya theming
>wow thats ugly fat woma->turn on volume>it's a manok i am impressed but not in a good way
>>743041487Because my standards aren't rock bottomNone of them are happy
>>743042790Damn that’s a life hack
>>743042435P R I Z E D C U R R Y
>speedrun event>no speedruns scheduled for the entire Friday
>>743042849>EVERY SINGLE PERSON IS MY ENEMY
>>743042802People tweeted that video at him iirc and he just blocked them lol
smt alice is just this great
Yep, this ain't for me. See you all in time for Tetris>>743041942Truly, ironic shitposting is still shitposting
$55 is not a train amount of money.
how the fuck do you just let your wife fuck an indian tranny and then resume life
>>743042870horrifying
>nine bosses>I am a speedrunner but don't know themSo did they just get four trannies to agree to play this?
WR for this character ascension 20 is 5 minutes by the wayTheir estimate is 55 minutes and they are playing a premade seed.Let that sink in if you still thought this is a speedrunning event for some reason.
I wonder how much MSF actually gets paid after all the bullshit artists take their cut
That's a LOT of gamer girls in one place
>>743042609I'm sober but I'm not watching it, just living it vicariously through you guys
>>743043004man I love belle
>>743042923let's see the victoria's secret models you pull anon.>None of them are happyweird projection
>>743043021Because he breeds the indian troon too
>>743043057Retard, they're playing multi-player. Not the same thing
>>743043049they're just hanging out, anon :)in more ways than one
>>743043063Yea lots of prime, sweaty pussy going around atm..
>>743043147>>743043147>>743043147
>>743043004Same. This is too boring.
does she fuck them all or just tranjeeta?
jesus fucking christ
>>743043170do they even own a toothbrush?
>wow this is an INCREDIBLE seed
Also, is this modded or something?Been some time since I played, but I've beated A10 with every character, mostly in 2-player co-op, and the hp ramp is pretty brutal from 1 to 2 player.But here, does not seem to be any hp scaling beyond 2 players...?
>>743039780>dilating axewoundKEK
>>743039612GDQ
>>743040829fake and gay
>>743039612trans rights. still makes me kek a day or two ago it was said on stream and someone on mic let out the most defeated sigh RIGHT after.
>>743043820They're calling it "silly block" at SGDQ but yes, that already happened (for 9hrs straight)
>>743039612OKAY Y'ALL, LET'S GET HOOOOOYP FOR SUPER MARIO WORLD KAIZO RANDOMIZER SPEEDRUN WITH MARIO REPLACED AS SAMUS ARAN (WHO IS CANONICALLY TRANS BTW) TAS RECORDING COMMENTARY BY SPIKEVEGETA AND DIAL8TER.
>>743041139Ah I see it now. Crazy what they can do nowadays.
>a percentage will go to msf
What percentage of viewership do you think is /v/ hate watching?
>>743043165Also same, I even like this game and did several runs across all characters but that just sucked to watch.
>>743038068id fuck the shit out of her well used asshole and you are a faggot if you wouldnt either
>>743041237the trannies that gross me out are literally this variety. gross men who wear their grandmas clothes.
>>743044528>her
