Previous: >>743043147https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/66https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6g0mofoYfo Now: BalatroNext: TetrisLater: Super Mario Maker 2
Fuck this runner, fuck SGDQ, eat shit.
FAIL FAIL FAIL
Miggin'
is it karma?did adef do something bad?
>2026 newfags that came here from twitter are actually trying to defend this garbage run
How is this a speedrun?
>>743048647>>743048690>>743048693Just enjoy the runs :)
CHOKE
>back from watching the footy>adef run
>another Invis dice rollLets fucking go baybee
when does naneinf trigger? e100?
>>743048693speedruns?
MIGGED
It's joever...
copy the perkeo again
most exciting moment of this run was when he started contemplating abandoning ship to play a run that someone else played before that can be beaten in like 10 mins
Why did his last Invisible get destroyed anyway?
PULL THE FIRE ALARM
>>743048720BUT ITS NOT A RUN
IM A HEADBANGA
>not even a speedrun>awful to watch>there no way to tell what's happening>lasts foreverCan someone explain to me why this game is on like every event now?
>the real hero is Adef for choosing this seedYou stupid fucking double MIGGER I fucking hate this piece of shit>use a mod that forces you to have one of the best jokers>FORCES IT EARLY>Imaginary categoryFuck this piece of shit. Suck a million dicks.
Bring back the dickgirls at this point.I'd take a room full of trannies over whatever this run is.
>>743048730same here
Is this with a random seed?
>>743048849Yes
>>743048849yes :)
If he fails are we going to have to sit through another run?
>>743048849It's done with a mod that forces the best legendary joker early.
>>743048849Semi-random.Forced to get Perkeo early, random otherwise.
Balatro enjoyers, what are your thoughts on this run? >>743048684Yeah he cheated at Pokémon.
>>743048849(((random)))
>>743048832SAVE ME FROM THIS HELL BENJAMIN FRANKLIN
>>743048849Yes but no. Guaranteed best joker in the game but totally not seeded and definitely a Speedrun
>ok ok ok i see it
We did it, /v/. Our collective hatred killed Adef's run!
>>743048882Oh. So it's not
>>743048795IM BANGING ALONG
Wow there's like 2 hours of fill theatre kid bullshit tonight
>>743048849dude on the couch has played that seed knowing it works
>BRO HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE FIPPY BIPPY JOKER>BRUH U DO BE COOKIN MY GOAT ONG NO CAP>*clicks a button*>audience is screaming and chanting and clapping and people are having seizuresZZZ run
>>743048908>It's done with a mod that forces the best legendary joker early.Cheated at pokemon, cheated here.Ban his bitch ass from ever running again.
>>743048914I love Balatro but it's not a good speedrun game.
>>743048914The fact it's semi-seeded means it's not crazy crazy, but it is a cool run and adef clearly is someone who plays this a lot. The run is interesting, though not revolutionary. Good commentary too.
>>743048909>Forced to get Perkeo early, random otherwise.When you say forced, do you mean restarts until he gets it? Or cheats?
looks like they trolled everyone in here successfully. they are going to make it.
>>743048909>>743048932Okay that's what I thought. Else he was very lucky to get a run with so many negatives
>naninfomg we just set all exponent bits to 1's so epic let's go twitch chat
>>743048962>Return to Gazais this a movie about sending illegal immigrants back to their home countries? might be cool
i have no idea what's happening.
this is so fucking lame and boring, how is this a speed run?
>>743048914balatro was a good game for killing time at my job but otherwise atrocious pick for a "speedrunning" event
There's just no actual value as a video game in shit like this and vampire survivors. I really hate that they caught on as the current indie game trend
>>743048962>gazauh oh, shlomo won't like this
>>743049043damn I love smash now?
>like 10% over what was neededmy balls hurt
>>743049043mommy
Balatro - Not-a-run DNF%
adef clears
>>743048962HOW IS THIS REAL I THOUGHT YOU WERE MEMEING
someone post the webm of boomers in the casino
I finally found the C poster and now I’m choking them. They can’t hurt the ratings anymore.
Guy on the left kinda looks like Norm Macdonald
>speedrun>just sitting here thinking while the couch handholds him
Migging
Reminder that K is the lowest rating you can give.
man...
>>743049179Ecchi
miggy
>>743049169
>>743049190Now I can't unsee it, especially as he nods along while someone else talks.
>>743049224I would have done it too....
>>743049048It's not. The runner isn't a speedrunner. He's a youtuber who "teaches math & science via video games".
>TRANS RIGHTS>TRANS RIGHTS>TRANS RIGHTSTHERE'S EVEN A LITTLE GRAPHIC THAT POPS UP EVERY TIME SOME FAGGOT SAYS THAT. HOW CAN YOU RETARDS WATCH THIS GOY SLOP? IT'S LIKE 50% TRANNIES AT THIS POINT.
Why did he get more discard? Did he even need more discard at that point?? I feel like he's not even sure about what he's doing.
>>743049198this is a nepo run, adef is not a speedrunner he's a showman
>>743049198The couch is retarded. He could have cleared that with 1 less cryptid, he only scored so low on the previous blind because his played card didn't trigger.
THIS IS IT BOYS ITS TIME
>>743049240It's like her skin is too saggy and way too tight at the same time
I don' believe it
There's a balatro run at ESA as well :)
Has the TAS shit happened yet
>>743049043
>>743049273there is a slight chance to draw non-steel red stamp
Isn't this the guy that went overestimate with the pokemon run last year? Are all his runs just overestimates?
>>743049246>Evil Eddie%
what the FRICK is going on with this game
is the run about to die?
>>743049246what am I looking at here
Take off your cock rings boys this is it
Feels like they've had almost no donation spam this run.
why doesnt he copy the foil cards????
Is this even a speedrun, or is it just a normal round of balatro?
The bit where he pretends he can calculate these numbers in his head is really cringe.
>trained seal audience claps golems goyed quick
If he does it, I'm giving it a S
it would be funny he was off by 1
HOLY POG, WE DID IT REDDIT
RATE THE CARD SLOP
CLAP CLAP CLAPWOAH HE GOT ALL THE CARDS!
He's gonna do it the absolute madlad
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
Why do normalfags love this game so much?
>>743049327
>>743049413This is a run to acquire so much score the game gives up, it's not an average run
>>743049409The steel cards will amplify score even if they aren't played, the foil cards are only useful if played.
>>743049438ZZZZ
kino
>>743049438K
>>743049438ZZZ
still have no idea what's going on but just had to donate cause everyone was cheering so I'm excited too
Didn't watch, is Adef choking again?
>>743049438C
>>743049438Its a scripted seeded run, it's awful. F
>>743049416lmao>Seeded run>Probably practiced this 1000x>Pretends like it's all new and realtimeI hate Adef more than the tranny runners. Atleast their runs are not fake.
>>743049438ZZZNot a speedrun
>>743049331The only TAS I know is happening is super Mario 64. And that's like 24 hours from now
>>743049438Z
>2-3 years oldGROOMER
>>743049438SAnd I'm not even joking
>>743049438S for the comeback
>>743049438KKK
that's a big number
Wasn't paying attention, just noticed Adef was running this.
>>743049038>>743049158>Event Rules>Avoid topics that are polarizing or controversial in nature. Avoid demonstrations of those topics via speaking, written material, clothing, etc. Examples include, but are not limited to:>Religious demonstrations or proselytizing>Political demonstrations, campaign messages, or agendas.>Any sort of grandstanding intended to create controversy.Rules for thee, but not for me.
>>743049438SSS
>>743049438ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
make you worry for a sec, heh?
>>743049438F
Girls are made for sex.
>>743049438D
>>743049438S for clutching
>>743049462idk i don't get it
>>743049438ZZZ not a speedrun
>>743049525Retard.
>>743049428Unfortunately not possible due to floating point precision. He can be off by ~10^295 though.
>>743049438ZBoringWasn't it seeded anyways?
>>743049438triple Z
>>743049438ZRoffle should’ve run it.
>>743049438N for Nepogarbage
>>743049438S for the clutch ending>>743049518He almost failed, had to get to ante 20 to get serpent to get the naninf engine going
>He's gonna do it the absolute madlad>LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO>kino
>>743049438ZZZFake scripted run.Not a speedrun also
Why is there a furfag
>>743049438D. Pretty boring
>>743049438Sbecause i actually understand this game and know how impressive this is
>>743049438Fnot a speedrun
>>743049438B for BASEDef
>>743049527You can tell he's so fucking high on himself in this thank you section
>>743049438B, I guess. Didn't really watch since I don't play Balatro.
>>743049438A, for it's aight.
>>743049158>>743049571remember when faggots would get timed out for posting in their chat about palestinelol
>>743049438SSemi-seeded stops it being SSS, but it was exciting, dramatic, good commentary, and just barely pulled victory from the jaws of defeat. Good shit.Only people who hate this run didn't play it.
>>743049438K eizaron self insert tier
>>743049438BBoring idea but ended up we are so back kino
>five minutes of shoutoutsdude it was a modded run that gave you the legendary joker by default, you're not winning a fucking oscar. reel it in
>>743049391bossman jack losing all his money
>>743049438KRancid dogshit
>>743049438ZZZ>scripted>fake>paid actors
>>743049438A+
>>743049438A fun run
>>743049438SSSThis run has been fucking insane, what a journey
>>743049438SOMEHOW WORSE THAN SLAY THE SPIRESUPER GALAXY OMEGA ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>743049613Bro you're retarded if you think this wasn't fully seeded
>>743049438F. zero gameplay, just numbers popping up. i cant believe people like this shit.
>>743049623Let it go, just enjoy the runs.
>>743049438B
>I've done so many runs hereIsn't he part of the staff?
>>743049623Furries get too much shit. I would rather have furries than trannies.>>743049623
It's peak, I'm afraid
>>743049438S best run this event
>>743049679uhhh
>>743049571I can hear it already>Ermm it's not politics it's being a DECENT FUCKING PERSON
>le standing ovation for playing a game normallyWOWEEEEE NUMBA GO UP!!!!! GDQ NEPO HIRE!!!! IF I CHEER FOR HIM MAYBE I'LL GET INTO THE SECRET NEPO CLUB
>>743049438Its BleakZZZ
>>743049438S
>>743049438You guys might not like it but that was an S tier run simply because of the comeback.
When the fuck did everyone start saying ‘partner’? Was there some language mandate im not aware of?
Yeah, we fucking get it you're rating it low because you're too retarded to understand the game. Fucking children.
>lliterally standing and applauding
>all the guardrails to try make him look good
>>743049715This upcoming one is a seeded run
>>743049438C not good not terrible
>>743049438ZZZ, I bet that faggot could have had naneinf a bit before.
Why is this guy so popular?
>>743049438ZZZhe cheated
>sneeded run nowOh god there's more.
This might be the cringiest run so far wtf is happening.
>>743049438Comeback was pretty nice, solid commentary and no troons. B
Cute wholesome moment. You faggots need to drop the cynical larp and have a good time
What the fuck is this shoutout? It's like they are jerking over some celebrity or something with this praise.
>>743049438C for clutch
>>743049438B since he actually got it
>>743049715Anon, you're the retard here.
>>743049438ZZZUseless garbage
>>743049438You know what, fuck it. He stuck with it to the end at least instead of being a quitterB
>>743049462It's gambling. It's numbers going up with fun sounds. And if your run is ruined, it's not because you had a bit of bad luck, but because you had bad RNG, which makes you want to try again. It's very addictive.
Sneed and Feed time.
>>743049785Seeded garbage card game bullshit, not a speedrun, fuck off.
>>743049438A, was fun watching him suffer
>>743049780Since forever, you're making mountains out of molehills. He said girlfriend in addition to partner as well.
>>743049438BDunno why people are rating it so low, bit weird. It was solid, entertaining and informative.
>>743049785The dude was doing Charles Xavier psychic hands shit while he pretended to do mental math anon. This was pathetic
>>743049780people don't get married no more and you reach a point where you're too old to call your partner a "boyfriend" or "girlfriend"
>>743049780Don't know when, but I've noticed it. Seems like a lot of walking on eggshells to avoid gendered terms. Kind of like how redditors get mad at the word "female" now.
>>743049438ZZZNot a speedrun and fake and gay
>didn't even come up with the seed for the incentive run>it's just copying the moves from a youtube video...why not just play the video? why did people donate 70k to watch a live reenactment of a youtube video?
Fucker got a standing ovation for that shit
>>743049438Strue niggas know ball
>>743049817you should go sit back down before someone sees you are posting on 4chin
>>743049876It wasn't a speedrun
Why are people rating K? what's that? I thought it only went from D to SSS (ZZZ for dogshit)
>>743049438ZZZ cheated run with the legendary joker mod
>>743049627pls explain
>stop being negative>just enjoy the run>stop thinking and start consooming>it doesn't need to be a speedrun>it doesn't need to be entertaining>it doesn't need to be authentic>just follow the herd and clap when the sign flashes
Why are they all kneeling and jerking over him so much? I don't get it.
>>743049889Most of these bum ass runners that show up to gdq these days are copying run strats from youtube for every game.
>>743049438Kkk
>>743049780Its been a thing for like 10 years anon. It is the nu way to refer to your boyfriend/girlfriend in a gender neutral way. More than anything it signals that you're "one of them", much like the trans rights spammers who say ya'll every 5 seconds.
>>743049889>>it's just copying the moves from a youtube videothis nigga isn't even doing it FAST. In a SPEEDrun marathon.
>>743049774K
>>743049805He's not ugly or a sperg, which puts him in the top 0.1% of people at these events socially.
>>743049158Wtf this just got added, this wasn't on the schedule before I refreshed.
>>743049438K. I had no idea what was going on, he clicked one button and the game gave big numbers. Wasn't fun to watch and it was an hour and 15 minutes long.
>>743049934
>>743049438ZZZZ-VANTABLACK BRIMSTONE COAL FROM THE HEART OF AFRICA
>>743049462normalfags LOVE gamblinglook at the billions sports betting apps are raking in
>>743049934Anons are clearly getting testy as the end approaches
Will this ever end?
>>743049961
>>743048575yuri is such a nortubel fetish
>>743050016nice thumbnail for ants faggot
>>743049964Unironically paid actors in the crowd.Not even kidding.Adef is a known narcissist who goes to great lengths to make himself look smart and popular.
>>743050016Thanks you got a microscope i can borrow tho?
>>743049890I cried at that part, it is human nature to want to be part of something greater
>>743049992Whoops, wrong quote, meant for >>743049438K
>>743049780For those who are too scared to say "the other half"
>>743049998This 10000000%
>>743050016>thumbnailDO PHONENIGS REALLY
>>743050062>Adef is a known narcissist who goes to great lengths to make himself look smart and popular.He seems like a nepo baby to me.
>>743050016shit i saved the thumbnail
>part of the staff>runs cheated games every single event>they are all at prime time>they all last forever>somehow the crowd for this run is 10x bigger than every other run this eventhmmmm
>>743050062facts. the first people to stand up were his siblings and best friends he said were sat at the front.
>>743049438zzz
just a few more hours of balatro to go
>>743050062He is a trust fund baby who never had to struggle in his life.
>>743050152>somehow the crowd for this run is 10x bigger than every other run this eventMaybe he's a likeable person irl
>>743050152It's prime time Friday
>>743050152Was he cheating for this? I literally have no idea what's happening, so I can't tell.
SSSGOATED RUN :)
Yep. All time GDQ run. Cry about it faggots.
>>743050152Stop noticing.
>all time gdq runs>one of the most exciting I have ever seen
That Adef run was GREAT you fucking chuds
RATE THE SEEDED BONUS "RUN"
Is Adef actually good at math? Or is he mostly a poser?
>>743050194Dude gives me patrick bateman vibes
>>743049780since foreverthe boomer term is "spouse"
>>743050152It's Friday night mother fucker and the event is over tomorrow and balatro is loved by trillions
>>743050128thank goodness your safe
OVER
Rate?
>I have been watching since the even was in Mike Jewyama's mom's basement in 2012>This run is the best, most technical, most complicated speedrun that has ever been showntruly the peak of speedgaming. naegleria was wrong. FZero is washed. Sonic is washed. Mario is washed. Balatro is the one true speed game
Genuinely think this was a fine run, the only lame thing was that it's semi-seeded. Everything else that people are complaining about is meta-faggotry about adef being staff or some shit.
>>743050223Now remove all the botted K ratings.
>>743050242MATHS! : D
>>743050248ZZZ over estimate
>>743050248ZZZ
>>743050248Sss amazing :)
GIVE ME TETRIS OR GIVE ME DEATH
Wow you people really are miserable.
>>743050248>overestimate for a literal rigged runZZZ
>interview nonsense in my speedrun event
>>743050223no way balatro is this low, i dont believe
>>743050248ZZZFUCKER DIDN'T EVEN POINT AND CLICK FAST
>>743050223godless.........
>>743050248C
did you guys know that balatro was made by a single developer that had no intensions of selling it he just made it for 2 friends????yup
>>743050252He can instantly calculate any number as long as he holds his hand next to his head and screws up his face like he's thinking
I mute women
>>743050281It wasn't a speedrun.
Jaidlynn is pretty and I like her mouth
>>743050242WOW I SAW NUMBER GET BIG AND CLAPPED IM GOING TO FUCKING SOI IN MY PANTSliteral niggercattle
>>743050248KKK
>>743050223That brutal as fuck slay the spire 2 rating. What happened?
>>743050248B, quick and easy
One of the best GDQ runs of all time. I will be thinking about this run for the rest of my life.
>>743049158>we cant have our nepo runners have the shittiest ratings>I know>deploy the literal propaganda
>>743050248FJust a slower tas, but it wasn't that long and not really offensive.
>>743050248KFor he should Kill himself
>>743050248SSS so some retard is tricked into watching it when he sees the chart later
OMG I LOVENUMBERSNUMBERS
>>743050248no
>>743050248B
>>743050223>People actually rated a cheated meme run highBalatrofags are desperate
> In 2018, there were revelations of sexual misconduct by MSF employees, including sexual harassment and abuse of patients, local community members or other MSF staff. Nineteen people were fired as a result of MSF's investigations of complaints. The complaints ranged from sexual harassment by MSF colleagues; exploitation of local (and possibly underage or solely "survival sex") sex workers by field staff, against MSF policy; and disparaging attitudes and remarks from staff regarding the supposed sexual availability of patients or community members, or an expressed intent to barter medical treatment for sex. Nearly all the resulting dismissals related to inter-staff sexual misconduct
>>743050242>I will be thinking about this run for the rest of my lifeWhat a life that must be.
>>743050248KThrow in another K for that one
>Special Feature: ironmouse x GDQ Remote InterviewAww hell no.
>>743049438ZZZAnyone could do this shit if they were automatically given the best joker in the game
How much does this CEO make each year?
>>743050430and a short one at that
>>743050242So, technically speaking, according to the strict law of the Torah, not one single redditor deserves to live.
>>743050152>normal white dude who's not ugly>can string a sentence together and isn't any sort of weird or cringy>plays popular game with wacky category>crowds gravitate to this>donate a bunchreally makes you think
>>743050313Tetris never disapoint, but I'm sure they'll find a wait to fuck it up this time.
>>743050242This. I had a blast.
>>743049893D
>>743050248Zoverestimate on a LITERAL seeded run
>>743050331Erm ackshually this is a charity event first and foremost, entertainment event second, and video game speedrun event third.
>>743050429Name one thing wrong with that. Go ahead, I'll wait.
>>743050425reminder gdq staff unironically come here to slapfight threadgoers and give higher ratings to shit runsthey evidently care a lot about a taiwanese basket weaving forum
>>743050348aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>743050209He's using a pre-checked seed to make sure he gets all the cards he wants at the exact time. Ultimately this run is just how much he can follow the walkthrough.
>>743050248ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>743050242GDQ finally return to form, I was having a blast!
>>743050279never understood how people can get swept up in the moment like this to such an extentI can ride a wave and overrate something too, but this is fucking extreme. I hate hyperbole, man. X is always the best or worst thing ever, it can't just be a great run
>>7430503874 player co op run with all troons
video games?
this msf bit is unsufferable
I can't fucking stand people from my country that have to say UM, UH every fucking two words. If you can't string a sentence together how can you be the fucking CEO? Is it because she's lying out of her teeth constantly?
I could have sworn this was supposed to be an interview with a vtuber, not yet another interview with someone from the charity.
Did they just move the ironmouse interview to sunday?
I liked it. More of an exhibition than a speedrun but fun nonetheless
Anyone else notice how you can criticize any other runner and no one on here will defend them, but if you criticize adef all of a sudden 5 different anons start replying to you about how he's actually great?I'M NOOOOTICING
>>743050458Look it up in the financial reporthttps://www.msf.org/sites/default/files/2026-06/MSF%202025%20Provisional%20IFR.pdf
Sooo Where are these Dw/oB fuckers actually invest the $1M+ to?
Quick, post the last porn you watched
>>743050508its obvious. you could traumatize them with some shock content...
>>743050242Hold on, I was out having lunch. Did they put that faggot adef back on the couch after last gdq's "finale" of his rom hack? was this run better or worse than that?
>homeless Somalis>interesting
>>743050430look at the username, its shredberg
>>743049043>>743049343Beating a hot girl in the losers den must be an experience
>>584855710wow it's almost like showering is a meaningless habit that serves no purpose
I admit it. I want a hot gamer gf who dyes her hair wacky colors.
So why were the balatrofags itt so desperate to get everyone else to like the game? very weird
>>743050580Yes it's honestly very weird
>>743050367GDQ has always included challenge runs as well as speed runs.
>>743050553For some reason leftoids care about Palestine when those sandniggers would behead them for existing.
>MSF's funding model has come under scrutiny after BlackRock donated $500,000 towards its COVID-19 crisis fund, leading to calls of hypocrisy from staff and other humanitarian organisations
Holy shit I want Jadelyns fat fucking ass on my my face. I want to wear her meaty thighs like sunglasses. I want to eat her out like a starving man at arbys.
>>743050560thats tomorrow
>>743050535brainwashed freaks. these people keep the donation totals in the millions even though viewership is in the toilet
Wait I missed our nigga tbcr last night? Might have to watch it later.
speedruns?
AAAAAAAAA I WANT TETRIS NOT THIS AD
>>743050571Hopefully she realized what a shitshow this was and cancelled her appearance. Or someone at GDQ got offended at her and cancelled her appearance.
>>743050553>hey my name is sparklesmcbarkles (i run vampire survivors teehee) and im here with prof/phd/phdhc/md philomena millerit will never not be funny
JESUS that's a big ass
>>743050582AIDS treatment for Indians because we definitely need more
Is that Ironmouse?
>>743050248Just Z.I went off to watch Memoirs of Magic run.
>>743050736it is now
Can we rate the propaganda?
>>743050472did some host just start talking over someone a few years back when they asked for quiet to focus and caused them to ruin the run?
>inflatable hospitals
the mixing on their voices + the music are terrible
>>743050581>more money spent in Sudan than Gaza>still going to show a documentary about Gaza to keep the amerigolems happycowards. show a documentary about Sudan, a place where real people need help. not terrorists and not an anti-jewish propaganda piece
>>743050557Obviously
>>743049934>>743050016Who has an actual answer for me here
>>743050248F, glad it's over.
Actual mega dumper and nice looking tits good lord I’d fucking ruin her
>>743050209He used a mod that finds a seed that's guaranteed to have the specific card that makes his "category" possible early in the run, otherwise he has no idea what the seed containsIt was impressive decision-making on the fly that he almost bitched out on but stuck with it and found the last possible path to success in something that's decidedly not a speedrun, decide for yourself if that was worth showcasing
>>743050779calm down Dobson
>>743050571Looks like it. I thought it was going to be a prerecorded bit or something since she’s live for a different event right now.
>>743050792Sometimes ZZZ doesn't show your hatred enough. That's what K is for.It's like when someone is so fucking stupid only the word "retard" can apply.
Not political btw
>>743050779need r34 of hospital inflation
Don't forget to check out all the wonderful photos available at https://photos.gamesdonequick.com/SGDQ2026
Why did they add so much fucking reverb to their voices?
>>743050841No, I don't think I will.
>>743050508>when your own personal highly-curated hugbox is not enough so you need to post on 4chanMan those xirs are obsessed
>>743050841Low resolution can be a good thing sometimes.
>>743050841El ogro de la transexualidad...
>>743050813Aid cuts are a fact and would obviously affect MSF. Do you expect them not to talk about something just because it came from the actions of a politician ?
>it's still going
you guys are just kind of embarrassing yourself with your adef hateboner.always bitching about the popular new games not being scheduled well Balatro is immensely popular and people want to see it but being a roguelite requires constraints and challenges to make it marathon friendly (a single Joker) and compelling (going infinite) which they did. it provided drama for people that can follow the game. you not liking the game or being able to follow is not unique
I'm going to be completely honest, I don't care about the third world.I don't care what you do for them, what has Botswana done for me lately?
>>743050841Me when Jaidlynn is on screen
>>743050248N
>>743050792Something about how Z still increases the score in some way but K doesn'ttl;dr autosmif that retard didn't save the thumbnail you'd understand
>>743050901i think you replied to the wrong person
>>743050792Once upon a time there was a bad run where rating it 'K' was funny for some reason. Chartfag added it as a low rating so those would be caught.Years later someone looked at the code he uses and saw that it was the lowest rating of the lot. So now you vote K for a run if you think it was somewhat dull.
>>743050841I know stolen valor when I see it
>>743050901It's pretty clear the actual doctor didn't want to talk about it and just generically mentioned all funding being cut back.
I'm not that desperate...even someone like me.
>>743050792heres the not thumbnail version
Kill all Adef paid postersFucking scum
>>743050875Why not?
>>743050935Tbf Botswana is probably the most developed sub-saharan country
So why do these people choose to have 5+ kids in an extremely unstable area that can't even grow enough food?
>>743050978is she leaning on purpose to show off her ass?
>>743050209This (degenerate) speedrun category requires a fuckton of resetting as it requires a specific very rare card that most runs don't generate. He used a mod to force a random viable seed as mass resetting doesn't work in a marathon.He piloted it fairly well.
>>743050731>what fucking elseI hope india expands it's train network to keep their fucking population somehow in check before they emigrate.
>tetris nextlet me guess, it's gonna be a randomizer race
>tetris incentive not fundedGet ready for some stalling
>>743050978Medium tits with a dumper
>>743051014ummm you can't just ask that?
THEY ARE STILL TALKING?
>>743051014Why does the sapling choose to grow? Why does the raindrop choose to fall?You're ascribing agency unduly here.
>>743051014Because, fuck you, whitey. They know you'll pay for it.
>>743050935>>743051010Botswana and Namibia are pretty based all things considered
>>743050792The K rating was probably added because of Keizaron, an infamously bad speedrunner who is/was a staff member, so he would often have lots of primetime runs that would go over time
>>743051014They genuinely have no concept of the future.
>>743050841dios mio...
>>743050978oof
>>743051051It's Tetris, it's hype no matter what.
>they are not falling for our shill tactics>double down
>>743051014>chooseBut they did have breakfast this morning.
how fucking long is this shit
>>743051080based
>>743051014low iq means low impulseif the chance of offspring surviving is low then animals in general will have more kids to try and see if any make it through the cracksits like how turtles lay 40 eggs at a time when only a few will livethat and "charity" organizations airdrop food to them so they live in this garden of eden type paradise with manna raining from the heavens
>>743051014what the fuck else are you gonna do? it's not minecraft where shit is fun its dogshit real life
>>743050242>curious so I look at the reddit thread>all praise comments are within like 4min of each other>NO OTHER comments after those were made HMMMMMM
>>743050986>HHUhh what
>>743051010Well if the mighty Botswana is so advanced why aren't they sending ME bouncy castles and mosquito nets?
WHY ARE THEY STILL YAPPING
This event is so fuckin feminized man. I'm not advocating the exact opposite, but fuck have a little middle ground. I blame autism.
>>743051014combination of no contraception, very minor education and simply taking care of old age with shitloads of kids that will then in turn care for you
This is a test of patience
>>743051014One of these kids may happen across an opportunity to achieve success, so gotta have as many as you can.
>>743051014
TRANS RIGHTS HYPEEEEEEEE
>>743051156They probably are
>>743051014Beacuse they will be sent into the west like fucking ICBM's and we will like it
>>743051103Yeah, until you will see an ugly obese mtf she/it tranny running it
>>743051014Actual answer is they literally do not know better exists elsewhere and thus they believe where they live is reasonable living land, or uprooting from there would require them to choose to give up everything they know. In such a context, is it logical for you to assume to not have children? Especially when children long term lead to greater prosperity (more children = more population = more labor to contribute to a society).Or if they do know better exists elsewhere, it's not easy to get there nor is it promised they'll have a better life there. Beyond all that, if life sucks, you have nothing good going on, nothing you own and nothing to do, companionship is all you have, and that leads to children.
>>743051154Highest rating you can give, Brother
>>743051157YAP MASSACRE
wtf is the background noise?
Rate the MSF CEO fake interview
>>743051154Hmm I wonder what could be behind those letters.
spooky pause
>raimi freezeframebravo
>>743051181Remember when this used to be about speedruns and the money just happened to go to charity
>>743051263HH
Tech crew? Did they forget?
>>743051226cant we just nuke them and let the world forget them in like a week when new goyslop comes out?
>>743051263F
imagine waking up and this staring at you
>>743051263Jaidlyn pretty, idgaf / 10
>>743051014That's the real crime here. We artificially cause their populations to grow out of control by handing them tons of aid, and thus cause massive amounts of suffering. It is inhumane to foster conditions where more of these people breed and create miserable third world children. The more we support them, the more catastrophic the suffering will be when the money and aid dries up and hundreds of millions starve. We could have had heaven on earth but we choose to turn the planet into a genetic sewer.
>>743051263
Any die late tier donations?
>>743051181we NEED to kill these people
>>743051361With a smile that fake I'm clearly about to be murdered
>>743051263K.
>>743051361I would roll her on her stomach and eat her ass until the sheets were soaked
>>743051407
For people that play baltaro, was the run in anyway impressive?
>>743051361what is this expression trying to convey?
>>743050223Do we really need a black tag?
I heard Parky was there at the Elden Ring runI stopped liking her after she played through Persona 5 and had a feminist melty about how Kamoshida is totally realistic and happens irl all the time and is literally the worst thing ever and gooners are literally the worst people on Earth blah blah blah.
>>743051181These people would suck shit through a straw if they thought that was the consensus
>>743051263K
Maybe the reason your charity event is slowly dying a painful and awkward death is because your answer to any kind of criticism is>"It's for charity, chud!"
>>743051475we need a zesty black tag
Which Tetris is it?
>>743051542cowbell tetris
>>743051226These fuckers press out 5 to 7 kids because they are accomodated to believe that 3+ of them die within 5 yo max. Now tell me, what would happen if medicine "finally catches up to" prevent that?
>>743051516>slowly dying>1.1 million dollars
>>743051456good heavens you cant be serious
>>743051542says is NES tetris
>>743051475>Only six black runs but they are decently rated on averageGDQ staff more racist than /v/
>>743051263Tfor TEETH >>743051310
>>743051624>More than half of which is from>THE YETEEEEEE
>
>less than 48 hours left>on pace to only raise 1.5million, meaning they would be down $900k from the previous eventwill this be the eye-opener event for management?
>>743051613they have less kids
>>743051456Hopefully they/them/it already hang itself
>resident evil requium hmm might be good>Casualdamn
are you ready bros?
>>743051226>have a lot of people>need more labor to accommodate the influx of people: housing, food, clothing>better breed more people to help with the overpopulation measures
>>743051651>NES tetrisEh
>>743051470
>>743051707no. a totally legit and generous benefactor will swoop in and donate $1 million piecemeal in $500 donations towards the very end. you will eat ze bugs and take the PREP.
It's a Tetris showcase/tournament, not a speedrun.
Need $7K in 10 minutes ASAP
>>743051693>pass me the controller bro
>Balatro>TetrisNot a speedrun x2
somewhere there is a very mad shill not getting paid
>>743051361>Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to play a game, right? Walked right into that MSF ambush. Same as us, and that speedrunner over there.
>>743051624AND ANONYMOUS JUST DROPPED A 200 THOUSAND DONOBOMBAND HERE COMES THE YETEE WITH A 500.000 DONATION
>>743051815High level Tetris IS a speed runIts a race to get to the end
>>743051542The best one
>>743051848heh
>>743051484>waaaah i'm attractive why do people want to fuck me Hate these cunts
>>743051848lmao
Remember when these events had speedruns?
this is all the tetris you need to play
This event isn't worth watching. I wish I was having sex right now.
>>743051842jokes on you, I shill for free
>>743051848kek
>>743051926>wokeslop
>>743051926woke garbage
>>743051878Tetris DS?
>>743051672Is Yetee even profitable anymore? Their niche was the cups and now there are like 50 companies making better ones. Do they secretly own GDQ and use it as a tax write off money laundering business?
Alright, I got my tea and crumpets ready and my cat is beside me. This tetris run better be good
>>743052012post kot
>>743051989I still play this game.
>>743051989NES
>>743051971>>743051972wokemind
>>743052012*agressive cowbell*
>>743050223what game is going to break this cursed block?
>meme and huffLooks like both tetris players are trannies. No wonder they didn't put their names on the schedule.
>>743051930It's gonna be fun. These kids are fast as lightning
they spent 15 minutes with the msf shill, how the fuck isn't this """""""""""RUN"""""""""""" ready yet
>>743051930I wish you were too.
how.. the fuck are they still waiting for a game to be played
>>743052063ghosts n goblins
I'm playing Overwatch while watching. Solo Torbjorn. He can put his turrets on walls and cielings now. People hate it.
>>743052168>>743052168>>743052168
>shitrus
>cheat seed>still lose GG
>>743050223>The india colors for Saaroslmao nice touch>>743052063I want to say I'm looking forward to RE9 cause it's new and fresh, but I know they're gonna wheel out some guy who has no functioning limbs who presses one button with his tongue and it plays the game TAS-style for an hour and a half.
how long does it fucking take to set up tetris
>>743052040
lulare these fags just stalling until their stupid Tertris incentive is met?AIIIIEEEEEsave me the yetee
>>743051484Why did you feel the need to blog?
MEME
My wife, back off
Is the pain finally over? Good games now?
>>743052539tetris kino just started
>>743052576Then that's a yes, fuck yeah, turning it back on.
>>743052539Nyes
>>743052697Boobroko
>>743051707THANK YOU ANONYMOUS FOR THE $900,000 DONATION!!
