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WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE VIDEO GAMES
GREASED
Sent did NOT play those notes
SAVE US SCENT
>>743074584>8 people on 4chan>40k people on youtube>/gdq/ moving at 1000x the chat speed of gdqwhat did they mean by this
You can even smell him through a pre-record.
I'M A MIGGER
Ok that was pretty good
>>743074650I'm donation to CHUDS without borders. Simple as.
>taps sign
>>743074645>In order to enter without making a donation, send a postcard (no larger than 5” x 7”) in an envelope with proper postage affixed to GAMES DONE QUICK LLC, PO BOX 534...Huh probably some legal loophole
>>743074668>Chat in members only modeI thought that could be the answer, but if people are showering them in money so much there should be like at least some hundred people who'd be chatting.
>>743074713>pre-greasing your guitar for youbased
>audience evaporated after RE3
>>743074667>>743074713>/v/ will look up and shout "Save us, Scent!" and I'll look down and whisper "No."
KINO INCOMING
>>743074668Most of the viewers are banned
Is Dying Light good? I dunno much about it.
>>743074747you're required to have SOME free entry option for something like this or else it's considered a lottery and the regulations are much harsheri guarantee you those post cards go right in the paper shredder tho
is the runner mormon?
MIGGY
>>743074783there has been 1 chat message since I made that post.
oh hey i think this guy ran a call of duty game last AGDQ he's pretty good
>>743074813Yeah but its extremely scary
>>743074862>no pronounshe's based in my book
Something about showing up in a proper shirt and tie makes me appreciate the runner much more.
>>743074837LUKE HERE WITH THE OUTDOOR BOYS YOUTUBE CHANNEL AND TODAY WE'RE GOING TO BE DONATING TO MSF, CHEERING FOR TRANS AND EATING GOOD FOOD *guitar strum*
>>743074817Dig through their trash to prove it and they would get shut down. Could be fun
that greetings from europe dono was fake btwi can tell, im autisticthey wanted europeans to feel included and remind them to donateany dono that sounds fake or forced, is
>>743074894>europeans>donatinglmao yeah right
OG PRIZE WIZARD !!!Miss that motherfucker
I dropped Dying Light a little bit into the second map, I don't remember why, I enjoyed it. I never did anything at night because I'm a sissy and it scared the shit out of me.
>>743074978>he doesnt know about greetings from germany
this runner looks familiar for some reasoni have a 10 second memory so, idunnoi remember playing this game in like 2016 when i actually played videogames and it was really fun. never played the second one
Do they pay the runners to fly out there and stay in a hotel?
i thought this was a zombie game, looks more like mirror's edge
Oh damn, I thought this was still part of the horrorslop block from the name and was ignoring it.Glad I noticed early.
>late night>empty crowd>good game>parkour kino>runner is cis and pretty chillholy comfy we have arrived
+++++++++++
>>743075026no
>>743075030Its Zombies Edge.
>>743075026LOLno, of course not. the only thing they get out of it is exposure
>>743075026no, small streamers who get their run accepted often e-beg specifically to cover their travel and hotel fees
>>743075026There's no way all of these 2views can afford it, so I assume yes.
>>743075026lol no, but they get like 14% iirc off the top that goes to the admin
What are you playing while you watch?
Damn this crowd is going wild for the run
>>743075030its one of the best zombie games if you play it on a hard difficulty, there's freak zombies that chase you at full speed late at night makes for some very crazy chases. The map is insane for parkour, one of the few games that does it right.
>"We have time for a donation">Silence>"Okay"
>>743075150there are no real donos. im serious. they have to type them up. thats why they sound so fucking fake
>>743075130I was playing Metaphor, but holy shit anon, thats one of the worst game UIs I've ever seen.
now this is a real speed run
>>743075150Kino.
>>743075026AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>743075142It's racist to support a white runner
>>743075172AI generated comments to go with the laundered money?
>>743075142Perfect. All the toddlers tired themselves out laughing at the puns, now we're left with an interrupted kino run where the runner talks so much that the host can't butt in with any donations
>>743074668everyone's banned
Did they remove the clock with the local time?
>>743075059>>743075065>>743075072>>743075074>>743075080Why would anyone attend this. Seriously, at least pay the talent, that is rule #1.
IM A HEADBANGA
>>743075274Not sure if they had it... ESA did
>>743075026they pay thousands out of pocket to attend this shit, its hilarious. Convention prices to sit in a room and watch someone play video games and you are surrounded by trannies
How were the Resident Evil games?
>>743075282To support an awesome cause and their LGBTQ allies!
>>743075274It's now covered by the giant red banner that warns people that a zombie game might have some gore. Even though dying light is barely gory at all
>>743075282They pay the hosts and interviewers who are the REAL talent
>>743075172>the donations aren't real>yeah, MSF isn't getting the money they're reporting in their tax records>yes, GDQ has somehow convinced one of the largest charities worldwide to be complicit in serious fraud>why?>because it would be embarrassing if they admitted they've fallen in popularity :)Perhaps the true horror block was reading your stupid posts all along.
>>743075282Because they assume it's their big break when they usually stream to like 20 people. I still thought they get their expenses paid for. It's the reasonable thing to do. Apparently leftoids believe otherwise.
>>743075304they had it earlier today
>>743075303ELP Brah, what's been going on with him? I don't follow TrannEW, and they absolutely decimated NJPW in the past few years. How's ya boi?
euro times have been very comfy this gdqamerican times are just objectively shit
I replayed this game before The Beast released since I read it was a direct sequel, but then I lost interest in the Beast after my long ass playthrough. Is it worth a go?Dying Light rules btw
>>743075379Oh, you must understand, if we play a rated TEEN for TEEN game or MATURE for MATURE players, then we have to make a GIGANTIC RED LINE WARNING at the top of the screenPlease donate
>>743075072Bobbeigh is staff and he still ebegs like a clown to pay for his flight and hotel
>>743075320The guy running RE9 choked a bunch but it was alright, I guess.The RE3 run sucked because the audience and the host went full retard and wouldn't shut up with their cringy shit.
>>743074783It is weird because I have seen members only chat rooms on youtube with maybe 10k viewers. It was never this slow. It is literally in the single digits with how many people are even in youtube chat. I would not be surprised that literally every chat message has to moderator approved before it goes live.
>>743075282they fell for the get paid in exposure meme
>>743075445>e-begcrazy times we live in
I'm an insider and if you keep watching the zombies will be modded as troons that the runner will proceed to kick
This guy's MW2 run was one of the few saving graces of last AGDQ. He kept the host quiet and showed off some cool tricks. He was the record holder at the time btw so a rare example of the best being here to run only for them to stick his run at a 3 AM timeslot
>>743075205i mean when there arent any coming in, like right now, they need fake ones. ofc not all are fake but all the ones mentioning the brands or organization or quirky jokes referencing certain things that make you ask "would a real person really be saying that?" are all fake. yeah probably AI for some of them. the names even sound like RNG names for generating an email address or something
that was fun when scent was on stream
WARNING: This stream may contain gender freaks and polycules.
More games need grappling hooks.
That grapple hook looks fun to use. Hope the OoT remake hookshot is fun like that.
>>743075487>>743075065>exposureThat is funny because I haven't seen a single run here that made me want to watch any of these people again.
>>743075476You can get banned for typing lol at the wrong time.The few people who haven't been banned probably don't wanna risky so they only engage in the safest possible ways.
WHY DOES NEMESIS HAVE TROUBLE WITH THE ALPHABET?
>>743075387He's not in the G1 this year, made a big show his last match of kissing the lion mark on the mat. Seems like he might be wrapping up with NJPW and going to AEW or something
>>743075359padding donos with self-donations to "get the ball rolling" so the real ones come in
>>743075594He died!
>people actually like the greasemancer now
Who got the latest chart? I wanna see how good re9 was
WOW THIS GUY HAS NO FRIENDS LIKE ONLY 10 PEOPLE THERE
>>743075645He's just like me.
>>743075594HE KEEPS GETTING STUCK ON L G B T Q
>>743075632https://chartfag.neocities.orgre9 was better than the chart tho
>>743075538>>743075547I thought the game lost some of its sovl once you get the grapple hook, though once you get the zone with taller buildings it makes more sense.
>>743075632Runner fucked up a lot at the start and it went over estimate
Trans
>>743075590I can't imagine why anyone would donated to event so hostile to in the community.
>>743075645The donation queue is also dead. He must have like 5 viewers.
why is he dressed for an interview
based actual run
now we're frickin speedrunning
>>743075675The entire crowd and the host would have unironically clapped at that
>>743075645But we're all here with him, he has a thread full of friends
>>743075520Yeah this guy doesn't mess around. This is already the best run of the day
>>743075710Because he's taking the run seriously, a rarity for GDQ.
>>743075710I assume that's his streamer gimmick.
is this the part where the scary zombies are or did i miss itthat cutscene scared me :(
>>743075710To earn my respect, and it worked
>>743075682Nah, you do have a point, having to route and execute the route is definitely fun, but I love the feel of grappling hooks. Ideally you do both somehow.
Even the donos are higher quality.
I think he's cool and all but I fuckin wish these were show don't tell
it's so fun when you understand the game even though you haven't played it because the runner explains what he's doing
>>743075732>watching a loser streamer watching a trans rights bi-yearly speedrun on a saturday nightyour such a fucking loseralso i heard something about trans rights
i just checked the catalog and jesus christ, what the fuck happened to this board?
>>743075710The office worker who doesn't own casual clothes.
>>743075830is this real
>>743075850what happened
>>743075843*you're
>>743075878xD
>>743075130osrs
>>743075595>Seems like he might be wrapping up with NJPW and going to AEW or somethingFucking RIP. He's in the Jay White vortex if he does that
I saw in the chat a bit ago that it sounded like a run was pulled? Idk if it was this event or not because there was no context. I couldn’t tell if it had something to do with The World Ends With You. They also mentioned them being some kind of Undertale and Deltarune runner. Maybe they didn’t donate enough?
>>743075850The only people here are Indians that make pennies screencapping threads for xitter.
>>743075830hahahhaha what the heck dudei just got a kitty a few months ago. hes a bit bigger than that but now im really curious how you trained him? thats so funnny :)
>nearly 38k on youtubebtw did anyone mention trans rights? if not trans rights
putting one block between the creeper and you be like
BLESSED run
>>743075949>more viewers on youtube than twitch
we hittin skips that aint neva been hit befo
Kino blessing from the speed run gods
this guy is good at the gamei always wonder how many hundreds of hours you have to play something like this to remember every location and stuff
this guy talks a lot but says nothingthe worst kind of yapper
YOOOO SHOT OUTS TO ANONYMOUS FOR THE $500
this is kino
>>584855710wow it's almost like showering is a meaningless habit that serves no purpose
anon why would YOU give them $500?!?!?
>>743075850/pol/ infestation
>>743075976YT is being botted. Real view count is 7K.
>late night>chill runner>chill couch>non-annoying host>interesting gamethis reminds me of how good gdq used to be, even if for just a moment
>>743075359that 500 dollar anonymous dono with no comment just now was real and from a real person and not money laundering or dono padding from a sponsor by the way :)
>>743076051also a completely empty crowd lmaoexcept one woman for some reason[??] runners gf maybe?
>>743076005would you rather he be completely silent?
>>743075130Not playing, but monitoring Claude attempting to port Frontier: Elite II to my SGI Indigo2It's requiring some tard wrangling but it's doing a pretty good job
>>743075976Twitch is more successful at blocking adblockers. Adblocker makers are in active war against youtube. I'm not watching this slop with ads.
>>743076005I think you should be killed and then forced to watch nothing but host dominated runs in Hell
>>743076089yes
>>743076030Rare good run and high effort runner should be rewarded.
Get ready for the Anonymous 10K donation.
>>743076085if she's not already she will be after this run
what is everyone playin during the runs? for me it's persona 5 royal
>school can be tricky if you don't have a shotgun
>>743076126bad anon!
twitch is dying cuz they keep blocking adblockersyoutube is the future
>>743076105Also can't rewind on twitch, insane that they still haven't added that
>>743076169turned that shit off, watching the mary shelly frankenstein run since everyone rated it so high.
good speed tech in this game
i played this game one time in 2017 and remember these parts. its a good game, since i forget everything normally
>>743076051>>late nightit's midnight anon... "late night" used to be considered like 3-5am
>>743076217They're both early morning
bonjournal
>>743076202good aiming tooreminds me of half life or doom
>>743076187>twitch is dyingthey've been dying since their inception. i don't think it's ever made a profit
>>743076187use streamlink
>>743076149LOL25k
>25k by AMDnever buying their shit again
can someone explain to me why balatro wa rated so bad?
>>743076259Hi foof
>>743076280i'm buying two now
>>743076284a faggot fraud ran it
>AMD dontation going up at 1:15 amlel nice advertising you fucking mongs
>>743076251midnight is not "late night" it should be when everyone shows up to watch runs while drunk
>25k at midnight>not even for any incentive????
>AMD spent $50k in donations instead of fixing their driversAMDchuds enabled this
Yeah, surely AMD is watching this and donating.
>>743076315>>743076309They're run by the taiwanese
>>743076193They did add it but it's locked behind a channel sub or Turbo. But if the channel has VODs disabled you still can't use it.
>>743076315>>743076309it's 1PM in taiwan
>>743076320shut it anby
>>743076149all me btw
>>743076284used a mod that gave him a legendary joker by default. given the only difficult part of the run is RNG, removing the biggest RNG element basically makes the whole thing pointless
imagine buying amd shit unironically
>>743076359>>743076351you think anyone in fucking taiwan is watching this? or is a big consumer for CPUs?Their market is american and european, with some latin american markets it doesn't matter what time it is at their HQ
These fake sponsor donations are so obviously fake
>>743076105Twitch is such a garbage website.
>>743076328...but they are an official sponsor, they already paid them out the ass
>>743076284It's not a good game to speedrun.
>>743076351China*
>>743076393>implying i'd ever buy an intel cpuhave fun burning your house down
>>743076410you are so fucking stupid it's actually amazing to read this message
>>743076410Nigger no one from any of these companies is watching this shit, they're just doing their mandated shill "donations"
>>743075142I don't understand this honestly. For years now the crowd is always empty, but they keep getting these big hotels so I guess people are still paying to attend. Who pays thousands to attend this thing and then doesn't even watch it? Are they all upstairs having chibi orgies?
>>743076393AMD makes good cpus thoughbeit
I only watched a play-through of this game, but I don't remember the grappling hook. Was that let's player a pleb and didn't know he could get it or something?
>>743076284It was a mix of people who hate adef, people who have never seen balatro, and people pissed that it was called an unseeded run even though it was sort of seeded since they used a mod to pick a random seed that had a particular joker they needed to start.I thought it was actually entertaining, run was on the edge of dying almost the whole time and he just barely got it at the end
>>743076440Do something, chang.
>>743076193Twitch probably have a cultural mandate that we don't want to have asynchronized experience. This is not a insurmountable technical hurdle they amazon can't solve. Also amazon are cheap bastards so they don't want to invest in caching servers.
>>743076447not sure if retarded or chink/jeetthere's no point in making a donation for marketing purposes when your primary market is ASLEEP
>>743076284>run category centered around getting an infinite score>pick a seed that explicitly has the card he needs to get infinite score>almost fucks it up on the way there>general adef hatred
>>743076174kek
>>743076057I been a donations volunteer with these events before, I never seen literal money laundering but like 90% of donations are just people at the event or direct friends of streamers, there's not that many new people that donate really
shut up eric
>>743076509you must be severely autistic to misunderstand things this badly
why do we hate adef?
Ruh roh>Butts in while the guy is thinking about a backupFuck off
>"Nora"
CHOKE
>>743076410this is the funniest post all day, thank you
I guess any run voted A is a safe watch given the way the ratings have been in the past year.Any trainwrecks? Not seeing any mention of it on the chartanon's modern charting logic.
>>743076551this post brought to you by fluoride
>>743076556Watch the AGDQ 2026 final run. All of it.
>>743076551>I never seen literal money launderingYou wouldn't see it that's the point. If the literal retard volunteers saw it that would be bad.
>>743076556The pokemon run. And YES CHEFHe's the biggest theatre kid of the lot and that's saying a ton these days. He used to be straight-up advertising his amateur acting career here.I still enjoyed Balatro though.
>>743076556the pokemon emerald run where he ran a rom hack of it at the last second that made it beyond retarded and braindead in every way and he still fucked it up. plus he's annoying as fuck and acts like he's so smart when he's a fucking retard.
>mess up a trick>do a completely unrelated glitch on the fly>it workscool
>>743076553>>743076592why do you niggers think it's a good idea to advertise when people aren't watching
>>743076556100% the fact that he used his viewer numbers on youtube to run a stupid pokemon emerald run as the finale for the last marathon and it was a disaster
>>743076556He's the Keiz of the theater kids. Overestimate nepo meme runs, Pokemon and all. Though on the other hand, he did a Halo 3 co-op run with three other guys one year and wasn't awful. When he fades into the background he's not that bad but the event has been forcing him into the center of attention.
>>743076665but anon, there's 60k+ viewers right now
>>743076596Streets of Rage 2 had the guy fat finger and quit out late into the run
>Chat, let's start a donation trainPlease don't.
I AM DA AFRIKKAN JOKA BABY
>>743076556his emerald finale run last GDQ made /v/ seethe for some reason. even though it was the finale and they could've just gone to bed instead of finishing it
>>743076609also donations are tax deductibleofc massive companies will love events like this
>>743076217pretty pedantic of you, its 1:30 am on the east coast. just enjoy the coze
running a train on Vexx
>>743076609Do you just think they are money laundering through 500 individual peoples paypals or something? It would have to be through something like the merch money donations
>>743076787Vexx for GameCube was dope. Never got the wings for it though
>>743076665anon i will take some pity on you assuming you are not trolling. i won't respond to any posts after this. amd is an """AMERICAN""" company. the joke is that amd, in actuality, is so deeply in-bed with taiwan for chip manufacturing that the fact that they donated at midnight indicates that their entire company structure is so deeply centered in taiwan, that they completely forgot that it's late night in USA, accidentally donating at bumfuck hours. next time you decide to post a retarded reply, educate yourself. i won't be here to hold your hand next time
>>743076691i don't really recall him having any over estimate runs besides that pokemon finale (which was obviously not a serious run and people getting so pissed over it is very funny). even that dogshit balatro run earlier was under estimate
>>743076030The only reason I could think of is accelerationism
isn't mike jewishwhy the fuck did they do an anti-israel segment lmao
theres a guy off camera that keeps talking and its triggering my schizo brain
>>743076876Mike Wazowski? He has one eye and is green
this is your host, say something nice about her
>>743076665If you think you're the target of these ad donations then you're actually brain dead and I'm sorry to be the one to let you know.
>>743076864NTA but i legitmately thought AMD was a taiwanese company
>>743076880nobody's talking off camera tho?
>>743076864so you are a retard who thinks marketing strategy somehow depends on where your HQ is not, not where your CUSTOMERS are
>>743076903Looks plappable with some big tiddies
>>743076903nice tits bro
>those ads aren't for the people watching, i-it's to own da chinese o algoinsane mental gymnastics
>>743076691what the fuck are you talking about, Keiz is the Keiz of theater kids
>>743076903She speaks only when spoken to, at least so far.
>>743076812>Do you just think they are money laundering through 500 individual peoples paypals or somethingThat's generally how it works yes.
>>743076757>no one liked the the run because it was shit even though every run at the event could be shit and they could just sleep instead of watching any of the shit event
>>743076903God I wish she were pregnant with twins
anyone here actually gonna stay up for the finale? I think i'll watch the last hour the next day. at this point it'll be like 5am in the morning
>>743076556his science blocks are cringe
>>743076284Adef is an annoying faggot.
>>743076972>money laundering through digital transactions instead of cashi can assure that is NOT generally how it works at all. maybe if GDQ required you to donate via monero i'd buy the money laundering bullshit
>>743076964I'm sorry you're retarded anon, I hope you get better.
>>743076965Keiz was around pre-theater kids and rose to prominence during the Proto era.Get with the program fuckface, keep up with the storyline.
>>743076903>ear gapers>inkedshe belongs in a trailerpark
>>743077012>clair obscur run at the enddunno, I don't usually watch the finale because it's always a shit run
I can't believe I'm watching an actual speedrun
>>743076992it's the finale, retard. normally when a run goes overestimate, it's annoying because it's delaying the rest of the marathon. for the finale, it does not matter, it's just delaying getting to see coolmatty roll up in his chair and jerk off on stream
this really is the most retarded board on this website, jesus christretarded niggers
>NOOOOO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND IT'S NOT ADVERTISING ITS... A CORPORATION DOING A 25K INSIDE JOKE holy cope
>>743076864With the AMD. You have to note that they are certainly choosing to donate during certain games. With this type of charity events they pledge X amount of dollars upfront, and when they donate is likely prescheduled. They will put their donation during games they have other promotion contracts with.
So how does this game hold up in 2026? I haven't really played any survival horror outside of the RE series and Alien.
>>743077012Clair Obscur runs are actual dogshit even as someone who likes the game. Just trash UE parkouring.
>>743076876Hating Israel is mainstream now and isn't necessarily synonymous with hating Jews anymore, as retarded as that sounds. Also Mike Uyama hasn't controlled GDQ in years, that would be Coolmatty.
>>743077151>promotion with a game that's 11 years oldlol
>>743077074what are you talking about, that was the start of the theater kid era. proto and keiz were around in the early days of when they started this dumb shit with hosts, the pre-show segments, and the interstitials. you must be a new fag if you think adef started that shit, he wasn't even a host til around the pandemic, theater kid bullshit was standard by then
Comfy run
This run is good but I don't think I can stay up until it ends. Can someone rate it S for me?
>>743077105just let the whole event be dogshit you can just sleep
Michael!
>drinking a potion and looking at the sky at 5fps hits every trigger on the mapmakes sense to me
>>743077153Played it last year, its still really good but the expansion DLC is lame, it cuts out all the parkour and you get a buggy in the countryside.
>>743077085>>743077156yeah good point, i forgot the finale was clair obscur. i'll just put on the last 15 mins or so the day after
>>743076903i like her voice
>>743076915brother... the joke is that AMD is so retarded they don't know where their customers are. Someone from HQ in Tawain made the donation and forgot what time what was here... I don't think the joke is that funny at all, but I can at least understand what they were getting at.
>>743077206I got you, brother. Have a good nap.
>>743077012yeah but mostly because it's not that long, not that late, and i like the music in the game. if it was some 6 hour glitchless run or something, i wouldn't bother
>>743077182those are the only games that you can play with an amd gpu
skip god
>>743077214unironically looking forward to the day this happens
>>743077074would love it if someone could make a GDQ eras timeline>Basement era>Uyama, Trihex, Bonesaw, Blueglass, ...>Rule Nazi era>???>Trans era>Proto, Keiz, ...>Sent era>Sent, frozenflygone, ...>Theater kid era>current
Someone clip that zombie getting yeeted by the door
>>743077206i'll rate it ZZZ for you since it put you to sleep
this game seriously took me like 30 hours to beat and I wasnt doing many side quests, I would get filtered for hours by entire sections like the pit and some of the mini bosses in the 2nd zone. Beating this in less than 2 hours is pretty impressive
>>743077189Theater kids specifically refers to the current inner circle of GDQ, adef, Melo, Jaidlyn, the new faces dipshit. There was a clear shift in how the event presented itself from the Proto era to post Proto era, the theater kid shit didn't start getting this bad until 22-23 where they completely took over presenting.
>>743077182Contracts could also be with the publisher or developer of that game.
>>743076912dont gaslight methis guy is the type of runner that should be on during prime time. hes good and carries himself with narration
>>743077317perhaps >Sent erashould be>COVID era
>>743077317those aren't really GDQ eras, a lot of those overlap
>>743077379okay you do better then
>>743077425Basement Golden AgeMainstreamSetting RotProtoCovid/OnlineTheater Kids
>>743077317you could probably roughly sort it by venue>uyama basement (prehistoric)>?>some small backroom in a hotel>the larger hotel venue>the megachurch (current)
>>743077425>old-fag eraeverything before 2013>classic era/golden age2013-2015 (or whenever they first switched to an auditorium)>corporate era2015-2019>covid era2020-2022>stagnant era2022-whenever they shut this shit down for good
>>743077518not bad but mainstream definitely came after setting rot imo, gdq was at its most popular close to the onset of COVID
>>743077370he's not a she/it, cannot give him a slot
>>743077425>Basement era>Bonus stream era (2013-2014)>Sam/Tolki era>Crackdown era>Protomagical era>1000 years of TRANS ROIGHTS>dead husk era (now)
>>743077564>golden age>post-bonesaw banno, imo the bonesaw ban was the beginning of the corporate era
>>743077537SAY IT
>can you stop era>werster n word era>I'd really prefer if you would be quiet era>chair sniff era>we like committing suicide era>none of you guys are funny era
>>743077672TRANS WRONGS
>>743077659>>Sam/Tolki eraa man after my own heart....
Holy based reactionSSSSSSS
>>743077670>owen wilson caused the downfall of GDQ
>>743077659What even happened to Protomagical girl anyways? They couldn't have turned against a tranny, did they?
>>743077703>*grunts*
that silence after the trans rights... bwos......
>kill the animals era>greetings from germany era>trans rights era
>>743077715
What rights to trans not have in the us?
>>743077317Been there since 2012>Uyama's basement>Essentia's house>the 4-H Center in Virginia (AGDQ 2013), beginning the golden era of AGDQ 2013 through SGDQ 2014>the separation of couch and crowd era, technically starting with SGDQ 2014 but really beginning with AGDQ 2015>the Tetris period>the ProtoMagicalGirl period>dog shit>dog shit>dog shit>dog shit, but Covid>GDQ oldheads leaving post-Covid (Romscout, Darkman, etc.)>that one SGDQ that was, like, actually good and gave us the glorious Super Mario Sunshine redemption run>abysmal dog shit and theater kids
>>743077719>They couldn't have turned against a tranny, did they?I'm pretty sure that's how it turned out. He was just that fucking vile and insane
>>743076556because he cheats every game and always gives himself a primetime slot and the audience laps it up like autistic dogs
>>743077670switching to the giant auditorium over the comfy little room was undoubtedly the start of the corporate era. completely different vibe, can no longer see the entire audience (of like 20 people), runners are put on a proper stage, etc. bonesaw's ban was when "no fun allowed" became undeniable, but the venue change was when GDQ lost its soul
>>743077741the right to be given $50,000 a month by the government to play mario in a dress
>>743077659why does SGDQ 2014 get an era all to itself?
>>743077719I think PMG actually went insane or something
>>743077719turns out being an unironic schizo with 45 "headmates" literally LARPing as the boring ass mechanic from megaman 11 was too current year even for GDQ trannies
>>743077826Went?
>>743077769>the glorious Super Mario Sunshine redemption runi'm almost positive that was at ESA
>>743077741The right to rope themselves, that's why so many are doing it in protest. Suicide should be legal, we're not in the dark ages anymore.
>>743077607Eh, peak popularity was around covid but around 2014/2015 it hit the public eye, everyone knew about GDQ at that point and it ceased to be a niche thing for speedrunning fans and a broader vidya culture thing.
>>743077769>>the Tetris perioddon't quite remember this one as someone who has also watched since the beginning
>>743077769the redemption run guys are exactly how the GDQ staff wish they were>charismatic>entertaining>genuinely positive couldn't be anyone on the gdq team, except maybe melo
>>743077805That was the true tipping point, innocence was lost if you will. It was also around the time Cosmo trooned out, which I still believe attributed to all the trannies we see today
i remember eras by n64 zelda runs (not well, but that's still how i think about them)
>>743077719being trans wasn't unique enough so she developed some kind of fake schizophrenia where she larped as having a bunch of different personalities she would supposedly jump between (each with it's own gender identity)i don't think she actually got fired from GDQ, pretty sure she quit
>>743077769>Anon is probably 40+ yo
>>743077870It was after the original Tetris: the Grandmaster "run" and coincided with PMG's tenure and Bonesaw's J&D run (I think this was the SGDQ after the Tetris run). It was mostly GDQ grasping at straws to find another Tetris, because it was so successful.
>>743077870KevinDDR blowing everyone's dick and balls off their body with his insane Tetris Grand Master skills.Someone post the picture of him staring at Proto and that other troon making out after a Tetris race.
>>743077870because people are picking like one aspect of these marathons and actling like it defined an era. yeah, there were a few years where they did tetris every single year, that's basically irrelevant in the grand scheme of things
>>743077850https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LvMEKqc7xw&tGoddamn it was two years ago
>>743077905Crazy how rare OOT runs are now at GDQ, used to be the main course aside from SM64 and metroid.
>>743077972i was under the impression most people in these threads had been watching since 2013. i guess i should've known that's wrong given a lot of you can't even remember when these threads weren't mostly rating spam
>>743077980The success of TGM is also what led to the glut of "showcase" runs.
missed most of this run, but nobody is talking about it, so it must be S
>>743077947Proto 100% got fired
Wow i'm sure glad they decided to put all the boring non runs full of troons at primetime and put this cool run full of tricks by a good runner in the middle of the night
>>743078059it's alright but 2 hours is a bit much
Donation reader is checked out(and that's a good thing)
>>743078059Yeah, it's great actually.
gdq died when they stopped doing super metroid as the finale. then you get shit like pokemon emerald: fucktard version for giga retards as the finale and the retarded fucktard still fucks up constantly the whole run
>>743078061the feeling was mutual
>>743077947>>743077830What the actual fuck. You'd think the other trannies at GDQ might have learned something from him
>>743077741Literally unrestricted access to children, that's it. In Colorado they even give them fake tits on the taxpayer's dollar until they feel fully transitioned. That's federal taxes mind, since it would come out of medicaid. Women with breast cancer cannot get fake tits to go back to where they were before their mastectomy mind you
>>743078101yeah she's not listening to him at all lmao. There's been multiple times he's asked for donations and got silence
s for shits for shut the fuck up eric
>>743078014Best run of the the COVID era. 2nd place is the Oatsngoats Eddie Super Metroid race from last year.
>>743077719>ProtomagicalNo one liked him. He was fired for causing drama and being a prick. Also he was gross wearing skirts and flashing everyone. He was a nasty freak.
>>743078059it's not bad but it's not terribly interesting
>>743078125>main event is still more than 95% malethere's no way. it seems like it's been 99% troon for years. or is that what he meant by male?
>>743078059It's been great. Unironically making it hard for me to look away
>>743078156I meant post-COVID.
>>743078086been watching GDQ slowly die live since 2014, but there is always a gem run like this hidden among the rest of the bullshit gimmick and tranny runs. Always middle of the night, always with a dead crowd. I still watch this trainwreck waiting for that one run and it has finally arrived
>>743078108super metroid was the penultimate run, the finale in the classic era was usually some long jrpg. i miss that shit because it was nice having the exciting super metroid race followed by a nice chill wind down where i'd usually fall asleep when it was over. compare how fitting and intentional that kind of scheduling feels with how modern gdq feels like the scheduling is haphazard and not at all thought out
>COVID was 6 years ago
>>743078059Unironically yes. He's doing so many things that it's impossible to shitpost and watch at the same time
>>743078059This run is an S for sure. All the manchildren went to bed so the audience is quiet. The Host is barely talking.
he hit warp 10
i like this runner but he seems like a miserable person to talk tofat beard seems really likable though
>>743078153where did all the v-tuber tards fuck off to? /vt/ is dead
This run is alright>>743078057Yeah, pretty much
>>743078252Ask again in two hours
>>743078245>Dying Light (Lizard baby%)
>>743078179I'll admit if I hadn't played the game I would have muted this dude an hour ago, He is actually explaining everything along with the how and why pretty well though.
>>743078156Any of these dudes participate this time?
>>743078125lmao is this melty over frame fatales being created? crazy to think a tranny would be AGAINST the event given every tranny on stage these days gives it an explicit shout out
>>743077972why is that surprising? I'm 39 in 2 months. what did you expect in a GDQ thread?
Nice
>>743078245>Describes an earlier glitch as tricking the game into thinking that he's everywhere in the map, hitting all triggers at the same timeUnironically yes
HOLY KINO
>>743078215The puwexil ff6 and ff9 finale runs were actually so fucking good and I've probably put them on my second monitor 2-3 each over the years. That might not sound like a lot but they're 6.5 and 10ish hours each. Shame that was about 10 years ago
The computer choked!
thank you, silent anon for the 1k!
>loaded a saveZZZ
these skips are too powerful for these shit pcs
the light has been dying for decades
YOOOOOO SHOUT OUTS TO ANONYMOUS FOR THE $1000 WITH NO COMMENTHOOOOYPE
>Game crashed
This negro was born in 08
>>743078305oof yikes
>>743077340devilish
Remember when every run had someone this informative running it
how many times does this donation reader have to tell everyone she's stupid and can't do basic math
got this game half a decade ago in a sale, time to boot it up
>You can listen to this banger soundtrackdono reader:>that's my cue to annoy everyone!!
>>743078412please dont remind me how good things were
>>743078415reverse fin-dom is their new tactic
>>743078017It got repetitive because once you had seen the big tricks there wasn't that much newThat was until SRM came along, then the difficulty on that route was so hard only a handful of people ever finished a run. zfg finishing it with no real mistakes and coming in 15m under estimate might be one of the GOAT gdq runs
lol
>>743078503accidental speed strat
Lol
>>743078412I bet we could have a lot more runs like that if the host knew to shut up, and if they had the balls to tell the audience to quit sperging when they need to.
Fucking kek that timing on the "You are dead" screen.
>>743078454I just watched Guardian Heroes from sgdq 2014 and it was great.>what used to be....
GOD DAMN that parkour
>>743078497I think runnerguy doing the child dungeons blindfolded live was the best OOT run, right before they started to die out too
YouTube has more views now than it did during the primetime RE9 run, I didn't believe the bot claims at first but holy cow.
>>743078520This is a lightning in a bottle run for modern GDQ.Graveyard shift, informative runner, host that knows when to shut up, and no crowd. Perfect environment for a run like this.
Ghosts N Goblins is going to be great,
>esdf userwtf
>uses ESDFtotal chad
>>743077980i completely forgot about the popularity of TGM, it got kind of viral right?
>>743078585It's the most natural position after all
>>743078562It was a steady 5k for days before the boost. It's blatant. The chat is hilariously dead too
>>743078412remember when tomatoanus brought props and explained game geometry during cutscenes?
>>743078561i like runngerguy but i'm not a fan of blindfolded runs, i understand how insane they are to pull off but it feels too artificial to me.it's not really about going fast, it's about making the game extremely hard
>last boss fight is a qteI'll never forgive them for that
>>743078045i'd say a good majority of frequent posters have been watching since 2013 at least. i've personally been watching since the earliest days ~2010-2011. i used to love watching gdq and zeldathon, which was also like 10 people in someone's basement. if you've been around that long, you can tell just based on someone's post if they're newer or not
>>743078582Yeah it's the one run i've been looking forward to (and it got delayed by 2 hours since i last looked) feels like one of the few retro games they've had, I missed when it was mostly that instead of mostly new indie shit
Just got home from fucking work. Did I miss anything good? Any happenings?
pretty good run
>game crashthanks AMD very cool
RATE THE DYING LIGHT RUN
>>743078045I still miss the shitposty tier lists we made in regards to runs
>>743078596Yeah it was a huge bump for GDQ, similar to Sinister1's blind Punch-Out run, and they've been chasing that high ever since
>>743078710S
>>743078710SSS>>743078694spike cried over brown kids
>>743078694Whole lotta trans wrongs mostly
>>743078705the sponsored pillows are gay as fuck
>>743078694>Did I miss anythingYes, a good run.
>>743078705they need to donate another $20k now
>>743078710SSS
>>743078694>Did I miss anything good?
>>743078710S finally an actual run
>>743078710A+
>>743078710rating S for >>743077206my rating to follow in a minute
>>743078710SChill run.
>>743078710S+ good shit again from this guy
>>743078710A
>>743078710A, very nice.
>>743078710B
>AMD donated $50k instead of fixing their driverslol
>>743078710SSSteh urn
>>743078710D for didnt watch
>>743078662Listen man it was 2015, that's just how it was.You either got a QTE or Had a final boss that was complete dogshit
>>743078710Bsolid late-night run, just wish it was a bit shorter
>>743078710SSSZero TranniesZero FaggotsZero fucks for annoying hosts or donators trying to butt in
>>743078710S for superlative
>>743078710SSSBest run of the event by a country mile, this is a perfect example of what a marathon run should be
S good run even tho i only saw the last 10 mins
>>743078710SSSRunner was super informative and nailed almost every trick, talked so much that the host couldn't ruin it with too many shitty donos, and came under estimate
>>743078710SS even better than his MW2 run earlier this year
>>743078694scent cameo
YEAH CLEAN THOSE SKID MARKS JANNY
>>743078710SSS pure kino on an otherwise godless night
>>743078710SSSinformative runchill runnerquiet hostknew the game well enough to fix a broken strat on the fly (with another glitch)had some wacky shit happen anyways that he worked aroundit really is the best you could hope for from this marathon these daysspectacular run
>look up next runnernot looking great lads
It's incredible how much better runs are with no crowd
>>743078796>talked so much that the host couldn't ruin itHalf of that was the host ignoring half of the donation prompts.She was pretty annoying when she was speaking up so who knows what was happening there. Lost in her train-related fantasies or something.
>>74307885250/50 uber kino or giga cringe
>>743078852I'm fine with furries as long as it's not a tranny
It's almost worth sitting through the hours and days of trannies and theater skits to witness a run like that.ALMOST
anyone have that webm of that extremely mentally ill man getting blasted by coloured lights and he is clearly enjoying it? feel like someone here would have it
>>743078852ruh roh
>>743078852>Fragrance PointI thought this was sents game?
>>743078710A for any day now i'll get some pregnant edits
>>743078852
>>743078908isn't it a downie getting blasted with light?
I didn't enjoy the Dying Light run sorry
>>743078908kek i know the exact webm
>Up next ghosts n goblins
They lied to us. You don't have to donate to be part of the prize shit
>>743078710Sfor the anon who went to sleep and asked for an S
>>743078939He is clearly more then just a downie
Where's Palestine?
>very real donation not soulless at all or politically aimed
>>743078952That's okay! hopefully you like the next run better
>>743078984no such thing
>ICU after his heart stopped for 15 minuteshuh?
>>743078710>stream at a snail's pace>rating post goes out>suddenly like 30 people
>>743078971Also>Trannies make sure the company hails from Man Asses, Virgin-ia.Kek
what happened to the GDQ dog?
>>743078991>my friend is about to die, and all I can think of is Games Done Quick
How tight is vexxns bussy
>>743078908
>>743079046Idk but sex with the fat mulatta
>>743079046goddamn the ass on that woman
>>743079046socially exiled for biting a trans individual and then put down.
>>743079046banned for pooping on an atari 2600
>>743079063i look like this
>>743079046That dog was scared shitless
FUCK
thats a no from me dawg
FUCK whaat the hell is that
uhh..bros??
its over...
WHAT THE FUCK
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OH HELL YAAAA
Oh no
HOLYSOVL
oh boy, glad i stayed up with this kek
BASED FURN*GGERS
OH FFS
GAY BLACK FURRY
NOPE
Fuck me
what the fuck am i looking at
OH we got some real cringe kino here
I'll take furries over trannies any day of the week. It's a comfy kind of freak show rather than just pure stench and mental illness
based homos/furries
SHOUT OUT TO THE TECH CREW
HANSGET THE FLAMMENWERFER
Fuck this. I’m going to bed.
>furry run
ENTER
>>743079187>>743079187>>743079187
don't they call the paw pads on furries beans?
aaaaaaaand gdq was good for ONE RUN fucking classic
LATE NIGHT KINO
I was looking forward to the Ghosts n Goblins run too...
IT'S THOSE 2 FAGGOT FURRIES THAT WERE IN THE AUDIENCE SHUT IT DOWN
>it's just an inch, what's the matter?>five years later>mile
F*RRF*G!
I just tuned in, did I miss something?
>>743079063thank you
>>743079264gdq just executed a black gay furry live on national twitch tv
>>743079208SHE WAS ONLY ON PAGE 4 YOU SICK FUCK
>>743079264The furries have taken over the stream, all the trannies are getting mercilessly yiffed. The pope tweeted out how he's sick of this kind of shit.
RIP to that one guy getting upset about the host saying "furry" so much.
gay niggas
>>743079335>>743079305What the fuck I thought trannies and furfag are allies?
Why was the balatro run rated so poorly?
>>743079468nobody in the thread played it
>>743079047KEK i feel bad for her friend
