Previous: >>743122039https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/66https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6g0mofoYfoNow: Rift of the NecroDancerNext: Super Mario 64Later: The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
What is the game you love watching people speedrun the most? For me it's Mario 64
>>584855710wow it's almost like showering is a meaningless habit that serves no purpose
>>743127407Forbidden Memories or Crash 3
>saves SGDQ
>>743127407SM64 too
Not a speedrun btw
>>743127407vanilla world of warcraft
Anything happen during the KH run?
IM A HEADBANGA
shit musicshit art styleshit gameplayliterally one of the worst games i have ever seen how bad does you taste have to be to dedicate your life to """"""speedrunning""""" this absolute lower than dogshit trash
>>743127448looks like a boy to me (asian american)
I'm bored
>>743127407Games with good movement tech you can appreciate without knowing the game much.Dying Light was a good one for example.
>>743127407honestly, megaman games
I tried to get a trans gf from /lgbt/. It didn't work.
>>743127407I can’t wait for the SM64 speedrun!
>>743127514You are correct
alway rember good times
Thanks to anon from three threads ago, I just watched a guy mathematically rip Werster apart for an hour, 10/10 would watch again
Bros, I don't think this is a woman...
Rift Of The NecroDancer's OsT Changed My Life
>>743127557Anyone unironically attracted to trannies is a fucking freak and weird fucker so I don't blame them for rejecting you.
>>743127541dont derail the thread with mario princesses futa porn, again
This is aids, when's the next event we're watching bros?
>>743127598There are no good times, life is suffering
>>743127592>>743127407isn't mario 64 a TAS video?
>>743127387Nope, but Bae has another song there.>“REFLECT” by Gawr Gura (Free)>“BIBBIDIBA” by Hoshimachi Suisei>“Ahoy!! 我ら宝鐘海賊団” by Houshou Marine>“Play Dice!” by Hakos Baelz>“Carbonated Love” by IRyS>>743127471Yeah, IryS and Suisei are super hot in the style
>>743127407right now, Mario 64. I'm curious who's going to win the bounty
>>743127635>derail >the Rosalina MiG poster You're a newfag
this run is so fun, the music is great i love rhythm games!!
>>743127654Yes, 120 TAS.That's either gonna be engaging as fuck or a trial to finish watching.Hoping it's not just a pre-record.
>>743127601that video was shit but okay
>UGHHHH, YOU DONT LIKE MY YURIFAGGOTRY RITUAL POSTS??? YOU ARE... LE NEWFAG!!!!
>>743127598isnt everyone here but spikevegeta banned
>>743127656baelz hakos my beloved
>>743127706ive been here all summer
>waiting to start the song while dono host reads some guy's fucking manifesto
>this game is quacksilver codedwhat he mean by that
>>743127759I saw LaTeX and Fisher's exact test, what do you think was wrong with it?
>>743127772Strawberry flavored lip balm
>>743127407SMB1 until the TAS gets tied, otherwise SM64 since its the speedrunning scene I'm aware of the longest. I like to watch the GoldenEye community from a distance but I have zero interest in interacting with them.Personally I love TAS'es but runs that have a major glitch that skip a big portion of the run that rely on overly precise tech ruin the fun of speedrunning for me. If its something small and mundane then I'm fine with it.
>>743127814That Werster didn't cheat. Even if he did who the fuck cares lol
>>743127772your pic looks like alear (F) and veyle's daughter
EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS!
>this run
>showcase>Maps are easier than most rhythm games>No FCsEmbarrassing
What speedrun strats is this dude using in the run?
>>743127642Australia speedrun event starts Monday, no idea how good it'll be.https://ausspeedruns.com/ASM2026/schedule
>>743127882She got multiple FCs though
Jesus, can people stop with these fucking "you're so beautiful" donations.NeverEverBeAWoman
>>743127903YOU HAVE NO SPLITS
>>743127903TRAAAANS ROIIIIGHTS
>>743127598We were so young and innocent then.
>>743127598
>not a speedrun>at least there's music>but it's not good>reads donations over it the whole time anyways
>>743127903buttplug peniscage hrt
>>743127917>She
How is the Mario tas 45mins?
miggy
>>743127764pretty much, you could play a game called "banned or transitioned" with old gdq pics
>>743127598foucking niggahs
This run is actually legitimately impressive.>>743127861She's designed by Mika Pikazo who is also the primary artist and character designer for Fire Emblem Engage, so yeah.Same artist also designed the zoomer girl from Fate/Grand Order too.
I just noticed her sweater color
Of course the final song is the tranny Celeste
>this is the capstone Saturday game
of course it's fucking celeste
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
How does it get worse as it gets closer to the finale
>>743127917>>743128002>her>she
wtf is that high pitch noise?
Are the tech crew fucked or is there a fucking loud ass screeching soundor are my ears breaking
the monsters don't even line up to the song?
>>743128036Wtf was that
This is somehow less interesting or exciting than the remote susan rythm game showcase
>>743127997>primary artist and character designer for Fire Emblem Engagewell damn lol
>>743127983I don't know who second from the left is but I don't think anyone in that pic got banned or transitioned
>slow song>barely any music>flood the sheet with a billion "notes">zomg so hard :)
I think gdq is radicalizing me
>>743128051Thursdays was so good, Tuesday might have still been the worst though.
Why doesnt video game music have rights like normal musicWhy can they freely play these songs in silence and yet every other music game they had to talk over in order to not get striked
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE>people swaying left to right like its music
Can they switch over to the fucking TAS already
>>743127556This.
>>743128117wheres my harry potter fuck trannies death squad song
why can't you just vibe like the rest of us /v/?
>>743127967Time flies when you're having a scuttlebug jamboree.
>estimate bumped from 35:00 to 38:00I NOOTICED.
This is the worst rhythm game ever. Guitar hero was so popular because it makes instant sense to anyone who watches, even retards. Idk wtf any of this gay shit means. And yelling trans rights every two seconds doesn’t mean anything either. Fuck this shit
Is Blueglass banned or did he stop going?
>they found a way to give transphobes tinnitus
>this music game>lets be quiet for the music>other music games>OMFG ANOTHER DONO FROM THE YETEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMake it make sense.
RATE THE RUN
>TASI could watch this on Youtube right now without donation begging and trannies.
this is the most autistic thing i have ever seen
>>743128193B
>Celeste againThere's some kind of added subliminal shit in that game that is turning them all into freaks. I'm noooticing
>>743128163banned for laughing too much. too much heart for these transvestites
Why are you watching this if it makes you so angry? This isn’t a very interesting but you think gdq was directly threatening you to keep watching.
>>743128193ZZZ
>>743128193KGet 'em out of here
>>743128157probably just to house the crab rave thing
>play Megalovania
>>743128193D
Bro thought he cooked
>>743128193KNot a speedrun Tranny runnerShitty donationsOverestimate
>>743128193F
>>743128193Z
>>743128193F, not a speedrunAnd I like the game
>>743128193zzz
>>743128193ZZZNot a speedrun and woke game and OVER on a showcase
>>743128193K
>>743128193>struggling for full clears>no perfect playsZZZ-
>>743128193Z^∞
>trans flag shirt while playing trans easy mode cal arts guitar hero
>>743128193FGay as fuck (and not in the goodway).
>>743128193C
>>743128193D for didn't like that there wasn't any pregnant art
>>743128193APeople are gonna rate the run as shit because tranny tranny tranny but it IS a technically impressive showcase.
>>743128193ZZZ dogshitThis whole day is pure shit
>>743128193ZZZ Not a run.
>>743128193First they lost my attention with the vtumor trash, and now there are pride flags?ZZZ
>>743128307It really isn't and you should go find a bridge with a pretty view
>>743128294I am getting SICK of seeing Professor Smug using nothing but C
time for the fake blindfold "showcase"
>>743128193S
>TASthe only reason for this GDQ
>>743128193ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ AN ETERNAL VORTEX OF INESCAPABLE SIN
>it thinks its loved
>a transition period>when we move from darkness to joyAnd notice how they never find that joy
FUCK TROONS
>>743128110welcome to the left :)
>we crab rave when we successfully groom someone
Pete, please. Do it...
FUCKINGGAYI HATE TRANNIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Grooooaaaaaannnnnnn
bruh
>Crab Rave is my tranny shooter manifesto or somethingLmao hey chartfag change my rating to ZZZ please. Thanks
>>743128339I just like video games man.The tranny shit is annoying, I agree.
>>743128193k
>>743128348You can play rhythm games blindfolded pretty easily, its all in the music, I learned a couple of pump itup songs back in the day
>gaming isn't affordableSince when? Get a job!
oh god
I fucking hate this guy
BOTTLE MY PISS YOU ORC
PALESTINE MENTIONEDSHUT IT DOWN MISTER ISRAEL
>>743127373I spent the last year getting decent on ukulele and now I think I'll just burn them thanks
No, anon.
>>743128193SSSYou people are so fucking obnoxious
>>743128117Video game music does have normal rights. The difference is that these songs are from indie games that are butt buddies with the Necrodancer devs and there's 0 risk of the Celeste devs pursuing legal action
i love how cute girls make haters seethe
>supporting foreign terrorist orgsSounds like an FBI tip in the works.
>>743128419I'd rather not
>>743128193Zjust to cancel out this troll rating: >>743128362
I'm bottling all of their joy to undue all of things the thing just said they were bottling
>rated z before that speechI got a fast one pulled on me, fuck
why are they getting all political and shit
reminder that mekazarium is a cheater that stole 25000$ from charity and the prime reason gdq doesn't have as much donations or viewership anymore.
IMMIGRANT RIGHTS OPEN THE BORDERS
lol
It's so fake and performative
>>743128193Kill everyone involved
ACKKKKKKKK
>2 tier political statement gatekeepingkek what a shitshow
>fails immediatelylol
chOKE ACCCKK
>>743128193B, never been a huge fan of these meme not speedruns
>this one is for immigrants>immediately fail
>super chokeUH OH
>immediately fucked up>my hand slipped
FAGGOT
>>743128493uhm its not politics sweetie its real life and those h*ckin goodboi browns in palestine are being genocidedthe news told me to be angry about this
>>743128193Kthat speech really dropped it down from a Z
I left for 30 minutes and Mario still isn’t on.
At least Monstercat looks cute in this game's art style.
Ehhhhh?
>>743128193Kgood riddancedon't even care enough to post crabrave when they rope
I drew a Sent. Do you think he would like it?
LOAD UP THE FUCKING TAS ALREADY
The voice actor for cadence fucking sucksGeneric deep girl lesbian tomgirl anime English dub voice with no passion
Still a good song tho
>>743128587that last point gives them free reign
>>743128587Heh surely he'll be banned for this.
>>743128480Cute girls (female) are violence against the GDQ spirit
>crowd starts clapping completely off-beatkekRunner must want to throttle them
the fucking clapping is off beat
>>743128603Shit I forgot to upload.
>>743128604They have to do The Saturday Report with Sports Sportsly first.
I suppose that is better for saying on a livestream, even though that last one is sadly impossible just due to how the world works.I was assuming she was was about to start listing names of politicians as times to rave.
>>743128587Anon, that only applies to politics they don’t like Also>crowd clapping out of time
>>743128493It's OK because it's rightthink.>>743128345Runs should stop being C grade then.
>audience clapping not in sync with the songfucking nerrrrrds have no rhytm
>>743128587Obviously LGBTQ+ is exempt from this, they're about human rights after all
>the off beat clapsI'm fucking losing my mind
notice how it only said trans sisters and not brothers toothey don't consider ftm as people but in actuality, this whole trans thing is because they hate men
Any anons that have posted proof they are at SGDQ or appeared in runs?
>out of tune clapping when it could fuck up the audio cue clarityAre they stupid
>>743128193ZIt's insane what these guys are doing to themselves.
Hm, are you guys having fun?
rate crab rave
>>743128503I really hope that he gets a refugees in his neighbourhood.
>>743128193Tthat fucking insane schizo rant at the end pushed it out of the realm of Zs
>his deep man voice comes out as he demands them to validate him and pop offKek
is AGDQ or SGDQ worse?
>>743128587No no no, anonyou seeTheir causes and views are NOT politicsIt's only politics if you disagree with them
>see through blindfoldbased
trans excellence :)
>>743128657nona...
>>743128668WHY did you draw a Sent? That is my biggest question. I guess it's nice art and all but why
>>743128717I heard that too, kek
>>743128587Trans people trying to exist is not political
>>743128726Yes
>>743128697how dare they clap in the wrong tuning
>that manly screamkek
>>743128193B actuallyMight've been much worse
>>743128289I made a mistake. Change it to ZZZ.
Okay that may have been abysmal BUTsurely Super Mario 64 will be the first purple run!!!!
>>743128587not apply to tranny, aggressive mussie and fraudlent immigranthosts are retarded to control these for years
>>743128668yeah he'd like it, it's nice
>be in the crowd>someone in the crowd doesn't cheer after the donation reader said trans rights for the 50th time that hour>everyone holds up a red flag in unison and turns their head towards them robotically and stares at them>someone in a furry costume comes up and drags them out of their seat and takes them away somewhere
OH GOD STOPIS HE FUCKING PROPOSING
>>743128193ZZZ absolute shit
>>743128705K for kill all troons
>>743128193Z'Ate trannies, 'ate dysgenic freaks, simple as
>>743128763shut the fuck up you literal nigger
>domestic partner and a gf
>>743128193ZZZShit gameNot a speedrun>>743128697Very
time to watch a video of a robot playing SUPER MAYRIO 64 (my favorite kids troon game) HOYIIIIP!!!!
does this count as overtime
>>743128776What happened?
>>743128193ZZZRhythm "game", nothing interesting about it, insufferable runner, now there's an Academy Award acceptance speech about troon supremacy, etc.
wtf discord did he shout out? just how fucking pozzed are these people
>”i’ll keep this brief”>proceeds to yap for 5 minutesGet off the stage you idiot
Why does it say she/her next to this man's name?
>adefNNNNNOPEI'll turn it back on in ten minutes for Mario
>>743128193ZZZ-Is there a negative score? What is the worst possible score I can give this trash?
>>743127983Naegleria was and will be forever based for showing up for Blueglass on more than one occasion while everyone else was fucking off
AHHHHHHHHHH
>>743128726sgdq because this charity is evil instead of just a scam
>>743128850Over is over
>adefstream closed
>>743128756Because there's nobody else at this event worth drawing.
>backup filler gameWho got banned before their run
>and now after this tranny bs here are some theaterkids on cocaine
>>743128193AThis tranny is really good at the game
>>743128193ZZZ. I know I'm late, shut up.
>>743128873K is the worst score you can give a run
>>743128587Trans rights are exclusively not politicsWhat are politics?>Being white>John tron voicing a cartoon frog>Eating a chicken sandwichdo better.
>>743128193Z. Game is ok but it does not belong here
adef is a black hole of humor
>>743128817What a terrible fate.
>theater kid bit
>>743128193ZZZFucking Troons.
>>743128892this but muted
Okay that was based I don't care if they're a tranny or whatever
>fridge always full of red bullarent they going to drink any of that?
>>743128193Zzz
how many hours until the start of ASM? I want to sneak a few attempts in between it & the end of GDQ
NOT FUNNY
Can't these bits be cut if they're running late?
>Last day of GDQ>Godless:(
This segment is so ungodly cringe.
I think Bobby Basket ball is funny and cute
>adefhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcz14WgSzi0
Tfw no "dosmetic partner"
>>743128972are you crazy? that stuff is basically poison
God the things I'd do to Jaidlyn
>Mom comes into my room at the end of that last run>Confused look on her face, walks up to my TV>Just stares at the tranny runner for a few seconds>"Th-That's a guy right?"
lol, lmao
>>743129009Shame, I prefer cute and funny
>ADEFSLUUUUUUUUT
>>743128972Anon. It's part of the sponsorship to not fucking touch the case full of redbull. It's more or less an on screen ad. They get mega pissed if you fuck with it
>>743129000they'd sooner cut a run than a skit
What the fuck is happening
>>743128701I'm having a blast.
Giving Jaidlyns sweaty anus lots of sloppy kisses!
S-speedrun ?
>>743129104This is GDQ's return to form.
lol...
>>743129060
>>743129068So what was up with the viewbotting during the night?
this is insanely cringe
Why is he always arching his back like that?
>Choker on the purple galYou know what they say...
>>743128701Yeah, thanks for asking
>>743128892I just can't forgive him for that god-awful pokemon run.
they should have to give back donations for this shit
>>743129136YEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWCH
what happened to youtube viewsers? it was 100k during morning and now as event is nearing grand finale has dropped to 15k
>>743129121Don't worry, we've got a clanker run next. Just sit down and watch a preprogrammed run take place before your eyes.Trans rightsClanker rightsDeath to foids and moids
Please god strike down these theatre kids.
>>743129162All toasters toast toast?
>>743128972anon the red bull in that case is over a decade old at this point
>>743129121they start believing score-based performance play with fixed time is kind of speedrun leljust like their politic expression policy
>>743129162
>>743129060Your mom is way too based to be a boomer. Which makes you…
>>743129136lmao...
>>743129136>Fire Alarm IIII missed another one?
>>743129179that's what made me hate him
What is this faggot shit and where is SM64?
>>0743129235he's not gonna fuck you bwo
>>743129195you can buy views/subs on youtube extremely cheap but they get banned very fast too
>Spike's favorite girl is MaelleJhobz was trying to tell us...
GET OUT OF MY SCREEN SPIKE
>>743129195somebody theorized that playing the Gaza propaganda activated the foreign bots, and I think that would be very funny so I am going to treat it as true
>spikevegeta starts crying again
this is still going and still not funny
Are theatre kids cute or cringe?
>>743129151They totally managed to hook the algorithm and it wasn't a panic response to losing sponsor money and partnerships because no one is fucking watching anymore. Nope, nothing to see there.
this is one of their worse skitst. watches all of them unmuted
Fucking hell had to mute this shit
>>743129250stalling in hopes that haaland scores before extra time and they don't have to compete against the world cup for viewers
>>743129317cringeWhat the fuck is the matter with you
120 star TAS KINO INCOMING
START THE TASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>743129326Improv means screaming and saying MY WIFE a hundred times, right?
>i could be watching true crime podcasts right now
These people are so unfunny. Why do they drag these skits out. ITS NOT FUNNY.
>>743129317Cringe, viewership is dropping for many reasons.
After this shit show is over, i'll seel t-shirts says "i survived SGDQ 2026"
>>743129326based self flagellation>>743129337chaste
theater kids are net negative to this event
You'd think they'd skip this segment or cut it down heavily if they're 15 minutes after when the next game is supposed to start. I realize that they don't have to worry about the scheduling too much given it's the last day, but come on.
>almost 1.7mil in donationsuhhhh I thought gdq was dead bros?why the sudden increase in the last 2 days?
TAS runner still getting ready.
oh it's a TAS run
>>743129402Bots
>>743129375Improv and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
>>743129402fomo
>>743129356What was that other retard thinking to not pass to Haaland. It was an open goal.
>>743129413They have to set up VLC
>>743129402people are just feeling extra generous :)
>>743129402Despite hard economic times and viewership dropping, people are thrice as generous this year! Isn't that just awesome? Trans rights!
That one anon keeps insisting this TAS will be interesting so I'm cautiously optimistic
>>743129402About 1.5 million is from AMD, Yetee and anonymous
>>743129402GDQ is like the US economy.Normal citizens are no longer part of it. It's just corporations exchange money with other corporations to make the line go up.
TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAANSRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
>>743129294>you know jhobz, the thing about maelle is that she makes the fucking rules here. she's perfectly legal in lumiere
>>743127750sm64 any% and some ABC challenge is a long history for hardware reproducableeven 120 stars TAS has make lag reduction to eliminating desync in mind
TROONS ROIGHTS
Man, i miss esa skits already.
>>743129402The vast majority is literal corporate captilist pigs.
When I say TRANS you say RIGHTSTRANS
>>743129424>TAS run>Tool Assisted Speedrun run
>Crowd is full of people now>Barely anyone is responding to the tranny donoslol, lmao even
Mario TAS dokoooooo
>>743129527FATS
$1000 from Anonymous. Greetings from Israel. Can we get a TRANS ROIIIIIIIIGHTS?Thank you, Anonymous.
>>743129481…Huh. And jews are behind both!
>>743129390>based self flagellationI'm a survivor.
>>743129402It used to get 3million anonIt is dying
>>743129527ACK
SUAREZ
>>743129250>>743129469Literally just watch it on youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgLoyL4dBt8>this one is 7 A-presses faster!
>>743129521That's what happens at GDQ if you don't clap for trans rights
>TAS>not a speedrun
>>743129402>1000 dollar (((anonymous))) donation
>as a fellow rift of the necrodancer speed runner.Not a womanNot a game you can speedrunStop deluding yourself
did E33 get removed? I don't see it on the "up next" thing
>>74312898948
>>743127407tony hawks or left 4 dead
what's the ratio of manufactured to biological females at GDQ?
>>743127373>The lack of repliesAt least I now know you faggots aren't THAT desperate for pussy.
>>743129632
>>743129601It's speedy and it's a run.
>>743129632Troon running it jumped off a bridge, RIP
>>743129591that's a very old runthe new run is pretty much different strat with new tricks, technicality and parallel universeexcept one WDW stage which is m*xed
>>743129424At least it's not a showcase
>>743129632It's postponed by a bonus game, they do this shit at the end of every GDQ.
>>743129667>no splits
>>743129632It's after the recap, but before the finale
>>743129601That's fine, it's on the back of numerous games that haven't been speedruns .What happened.
>>743129591>4 years oldI think the one coming up is new and faster.
>>743129565based.......
MARIO IS GAY AND HE KILLED A KID
>>743129632Game got banned for being too white
>>743129591its gonna execute arbitrary code midway and play fake video footage of wrong warping to other mario games collecting 120 stars :D
>yall yall yallYOU ARE NOT SOUTHERNSTOP STEALING OUR WORDS
>>743129632recap is before e33
>>743129709why do they have an event recap before the event is over
>>743129742I AM A RETARDED FAG
>>743129754Cultural appropriation
Does E33 have a good speedrun?
>are you guys excited to watch a literal recording
>>743129665He fits right in with GDQ. His edgy name is basically the male version of SatanHerself.
>Stalling for a TAS
>>743129642ty
>>743129754its permanently online slang nowthe south lost again thise time its culture to the internet
the SPEEDIEST of runs is occuring before us
>>743129754they're imitating niggers not you
look at that guy go!
12FUCKINGYEARS.
I actually am excited, SM64 TAS' are cool.
>>743129827>it’s permanently shabbos goy slang now
>18 miunutes ago>sm64 in 3 minuteskek
>2 runners talk to a little girlUh oh
>watching two runners talk to a little girl in attendance NOBODY IS GOING TO QUESTION THAT??? HELLO???? WHERE ARE HER PARENTS?
Holy fuck. Just play the recording. Or don't. There's nothing to stall about.
HE'S FAST
Why isn't the guy with the backpack being escorted out?
>the runner for Dogshit 33 had a meltie over having "her" polycule blow up after a bad orgy in the after hours suite and will not be running the game>instead the current world record holder for Super Metroid will be doing a run
Did they actually watch a Gaza documentary?
Shoutout to the anon who shilled Nintendon't a couple threads earlier. It's comfy.
They should have dropped TASes years ago when they ran out of ideas
>>743129920>Invited back to their room for ice cream
>>743129784I don't know but it's retarded that they showcase new games. Resident Evil Requiem as well. Give it a few years for people to have played the game and for the speedrun to have developed properly.
>made a connection with every single person in this venueDamn, that was a busy orgy
>>743129813>its still going
It's not that serious lil bro simmer down
>>743129920>>743129930sex offender list any%
this is pretty good
>>743129968Yes. I wish you saw it live.
>>743129945Sure there is. More donos.
>>743129963and that man... is John Numbers
>>743129963Wait, wut
>Nap through music showcase>Miss nothing of valueI love how predictable this final day is
>>743129968Yeah everyone did a bunch of scripted crying afterwards, it was gay.
>>743129527RIoh my hand slipped I've gotta restart
I thought super dram world was only if they got two million but they're going to it regardless?
>>743129963>after a bad orgysomeone put a penis into a vagina and ruined it for xer
Not a cult btw.
>>743129968Yes, last night It was awful. And afterwards was 4 minutes of SpikeVegeta fake crying
Lmao the crowd does not give a FUCK bro SHOW THE GAME
GDQ!!!
>>743129968You missed Spike's crying breakdown pitch for an academy award
FUCKING FINALLYAND FUCK THIS VOICE
>the domino effect of fucking NUMBERS raping cosmo into submission to SGDQ 2026
AYE YO THAT TRANNY ON THE COUCH IS KINDA CUTE???
cute girl on couch!!!
cute redhead spotted
>>743130010Don't put that evil on anybody Ricky Bobby
this guy is a muppet
>>743129963Back in my day, a speedrun orgy was just a foid having a drink too many.Now it's just a regular meeting of sodomites.
>this accentmuted
Videos of CPU Playing Games Done Quick
>>743130070THE GOYIM ARE GETTING UPPITY
AUTISM KINO>AUTISM KINOAUTISM KINO>AUTISM KINO
>crackhead looking tranny>called crackhead
AN ENGLISH ROSE
>content warning for fucking mario
>>743130108
WHERES ROB!?WHY IS THERE A PERSON??
Super fucking Mario baybeeeeee
BING BINGWAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>743130116>deep man voiceevery fucking time
>>743129891>tfw not online enough to understand wtf you just said
Shilling since I just tuned in and it's really funhttps://www.twitch.tv/goati_https://horaro.net/ndont9/schedule
>>743130116>>743130116>transwomen are ug-
? Is this modded? What were those fireworks
Why's he still at the PC? Stop taking credit for clanker work.
what a bell end
>TASi'm outsomeone rate it a ZZZ for me, your kindness may be rewarded
HELLO MARIO
WHY IS THERE A RUNNER FOR A TAS
>talking like they're actually playing the game
>>743130176You’re seething, Moshi.
there better be parallel universes in this run
>120 stars>120 minutesneati know this is incorrect
I literally did this as a kid, am I supposed to be impressed?
maro
>>743130116miring that frameget him on gear + 10 hard boiled eggs a day and he would slam
Yeah this is SSS already
I bet some people are going to think the guy sitting in the chair is actually playing the game and be like HOLY SHIT
A press challenge speedrun when
>>743130224someone has to press play
C L I N T
>>743130224He had to press the play video button
>TAS runWhy is there somebody sitting in the player chair?There should be a traffic cone in the chair, because VLC is the only thing playing.
How can we know that they didn't use chatgpt to optimize this TAS?
BEFORE VOTING ZZZ THIS TAS IS NOT LIKE THE 2012 TAS
why is the "game" feed suspiciously shit?
>>743127598He got exposed for cheating some of his Pokémon records recently.
SIGLEMIC!!
Programming a TAS for a 90 minute run is pretty autistic. Could be good.
>>7431302652nd boss stage still haven't solved
>>743130275They should put TASbot in the chair for maximum kino
so now were just watching videos of speedruns
Isn't this just a youtube video?
Super Mario 64 might be the best game ever made
>we
Back in my day, speed runners actually played the damn games
>>743130241moshi moshi konichiwa
>>743130217>>743130275>>743130290>not recognizing the spectacle of a modern 120 star TAS rungod i fucking hate zoomers so fucking much i hate you i hate you
>>743130282Because Actual Indians can’t even beat Pokémon
>>743130332enhanced lets play
>AI Generated TASthats a ZZZ
>>743130360>>743130360>>743130360
mario kinda going crazy doe
>complaining about movie timeIt's like y'all hate fun
FUCK FUCK MY SÖYLENT INFUSED WRISTS ARE TOO WEAK TO PICK UP THE REMOTE AND TURN THE SCREEN OFF IM GONNA HAVE A SEIZURE OVER MARIO 64
>>743130290wdym?
are people actually excited for this or are there paid actors in the crowd?
>>743130217
I don't watch many TAS, but they seem neat, seeing the theoretical fastest possible performance.
>>743130362that's why i said its not like the 2012 TAS faggoti grew up with the previous TAS waiting for the next one
>>743130298i watched the video and it's a nothing burgerit's just the usual runners being jealous of werster
>>743130405it means they spliced in different recordings
>>743130386SHE'S ONLY PAGE 3 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCK
The youtube audience is going crazy for TAS-bot!
>>743130426They're volunteers anonThey don't pay them
1:20:00 for a TAS is pretty crazy ngl
Breddy gud commentary so far, middle guy knows how to work the crowd
>>743130426It's a special brand of retard at these events.
>>743130426Can you stop noticing? Thanks.
Finally an entertaining run.
How was Pizza Tower >Any% (Swap Mode 2P, NMG)Nevermind I'm not even going to bother I'm so fucking tired of 2p speedruns in games that are just fine with one
>>743130542>cant fail>not a single segment run
>>743130542>Watching a movie>Fun
>>743130495It's not a TAS, at the end of the run the guy in the chair will stand up and reveal he has been in the mountains grinding out 120 star 16 hours a day for the past 10 years, and that he was playing the whole time. Sorry for ruining the surprise
Does the TAS only save 15 minutes of the non-TAS speedrun?
>literally just sitting around watching a youtube videoGDQ everyone.
>>743130542>runit's literally a youtube video
>>743130542Didn’t notice it was a tas.
>>743130626Retard
>>743130626what is your point exactly?
>>743130626it's playing back live on the console dumbass
>>743130592Inoffensive, but nothing to write home about. They had a playtester and one of the composers on the commentary, so there's a couple of dev anecdotes in there if you're into it.
>Watching a mp4 file for a 1:20 hours
>machine learning to optimize a geodesic
>>743130742For all you know, the whole event could be pre recorded.
Unironically the worst fucking part of the event, worse than all the tranny runs combined.
>>743130720>>743130675>literally just sitting around watching a program play a gameGDQ everyone.
>>743130805at least it will never be a recorded recording like this is
>>743130023anon looks like THAT?!
>>743130886this
I missed almost the entire event and I feel absolutely nothing for it. I know I haven't outgrown speedrunning because I still watch other events. Why do we still tune in to this garbage?
this is tedious
>"machine learning" = GOOD>"AI" = BADhmmm
>>743131013its retarded
>>743131013Shitposting, but even that is losing its appeal.
>>743131013The runs are no longer the entertainment. Our shit posts are.
>>743131013morbid curiosityI'm the same. I don't care.
>>743131076i thought the same thing geg. tactile word choice for troon audience
If only tranny speedrunners were this good at tech
>>743131013Some sort of mixture of sunken cost fallacy and remembering that there was a time where it was good. Except I'm the opposite, these guys helped me learn that I don't give a fuck about speedrunning. Like it's neat to see a game you know get turned inside out or run in a funny way, but mostly I was just there because it was legit entertaining back in the day, back when the event was more genuine and not some mega corporatized hollowed out shell of what it once was. Everyone there is aggressively fake, even the people.
>>743131013Nostalgia when the event wasn't so shit, but you still hope it'll get better for some reasons.
>>743131013I was hoping for the threads to be funBut we weren't even fun this year, we were just group therapy and sometimes hornypostingGDQ's sapping our creativity
can the couch shut the fuck up? also the runner should increase the play speed of this shit
>>743131228Threads don't allow fun either, people get 3 day bans for making fun of trannies now.
>>743131251Kek. I like how they're actually explaining the shit and youre mad.
>>743131327nothing to explain
>>743131309I’ve been dunking on trannies all week. The only thing that gets you banned is naming the kike.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeVAR Eng, 0.0LET'S GO MAARIO
>>743131327the best part about constant explainingno donation reads
this is pretty cool actually
>>743131404if it were consistent
>>743131378Norway threw a goal away and got VAR'd on the other. No surprise.
Hey does anyone know how I can get in touch with the tech crew? They've made a big mistake and have put a "she/her" after this man's name.
>>743131365Nah, I get what he was saying. The mod is very fickle. In past years I've been banned for a week for posting a cute pic while staying on topicThis year the mod has been nice to me tho so I'm very thankful
>we we we we Fuck off you ain't doing shit anymore
>>743131478but its wearing a dress
>>743131535why the fuck is there even a couch/runner split?
>>743131468I'm hoping against hope that Norway will clutch this Mario
>>743131479Ok, but the issue isn’t making fun of trannies. I see what you’re trying to do.
>>743131365>>743131479I guess I should just be thankful it was just a 3 day ban, but it sucks that this place stopped being a place where you can just post what you want. Now I have to walk on eggshells about shit relevant to the thing the thread is talking about in case some janitor was bored and wanted to ban some people talking about something and staying on topic instead of cleaning up the stealth porn threads or something useful.
>>743131667Learn to ban evade, newfag.
>clapped at .mp4
>>743131545Oh man this is truly is the conflux of a cacaphony of mistakes they're going to be so embarassed when they realise.
>>743131828no they have embraced the shame
>breathes heavily>THANK YOU FOR THATcan we just switch out the runner if he isnt doing anything
>>743131667Yeah it sucks. Sometimes it just depends on the mod's mood. If you replied to maybe one post in a long tranny argument, he'll hate the whole thing and send a banwave.I've been lucky though in both my pics and my debates so I'm happy with the mod. Sucks that he did a bit too much with you
>>743132080what the fuck are you even on about lmao
>audience got more excited about a fucking toad than the run
it's kinda fun bros...
>>743130626when I think about it, I'm just sitting here watching a video feed at home too...
>>743130275>vlcRetard zoomer doesn't know this is running on original hardware
>>743132541https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Floy3YvdfywWE LAID ANOTHER EGG SISTERS
>>743129136>Fire Alarm IIIShit, I missed the best run of GDQ
>>743132619PREORDAINED RUN. CEASE THE SEMANTIC NIGGER PRATTLE
>>743133007get your donations in and maybe they'll do a bonus run of New Fire Alarm
>>743133093Nah they have to bring in an incompetent troon first to play New Fire Alarm DS and have their battery run out midway through.
>>743131076
