>the AI either chases you forever or shits itself and becomes non-functionalYou don't hate the devs enough
>>743135115its cute though
>>743135115
I've already seen A Bug's Life .
I LOVE SWEDEN
Is this the thread?
>>743137116yeh
lobby doko?
>no tier list in days
>>743137116It sure does look like it mate
>>743137370If you put up a lobby now you'll get three people at most.
Cursed Skull lobby, no lugg item (except Cursed Lugg and Statues), no natural foodsDaily Seed, custom run Other Damage = HighNo Effigies will be given at Caldera Temple, but a lot of static items (Cloud Fungi, etc.) have been replaced with Scout Effigysteam://joinlobby/3527290/109775242786819606/76561197997194879
>another stealth peak threadJust make an actual one next time and I'll join a lobby this time around thanks
>>743140072>OP filename has peak in it>Image is literally from peakThis is considered stealthy?>>743138185Well? What do you want to see?
What the fuck is today's ROOTS gen, manIt's not hard, but what the hell
>>743144087?
>>743144087i wouldnt know what you're talking about, nobody has hosted a vanilla a4 lobby yet
>>743145220Do you not do solo climbs?
>>743139964gg boys we skull'd
>>743139964ggSorry about exploding
i can host vanilla a6 in 45 minutes
GUYS IM GOING FUCKING INSANE
>>743145937why
>>743146250Took too much skull
>>743145262>buy a friendslop game to grind aloneWhat am I, mute?
>>743146632I find it relaxing desu
Ever been called a gorilla fucker?
>>743147217you kinda made that reputation for yourself by trying too hard to get people here to buy your game
>>743147369It's not my game
>>743147450i meant that it's a game only you care about
>>743147542>only youAnd you speak for all of /v/
>>743147568how many people here have you successfully convinced to play it? be honest
>>743147635two
>>743147662better than nothing i guess
>>743147712dude I could been the guy to make failed repo lobbies (because nobody here ever plays repo compared to say a few months ago funnily enough before cosmetics)It seems to have better anticheat measures by just having the host being able to use certain mods like imperiumImagine if I had a "reputation" trying to host repo but getting nowhere with itBut I chose some unreal engine pvp crap that's still relatively undergroundThat's why I gave up tryina host anything other than peak here
>>743148138we had someone hosting repo when the cosmetics update had just dropped and the lobbies almost always hit the assigned player cap. it got stale quite quickly however
Old lobby videohttps://youtu.be/8M4EjCB4GVA
>>743149132I miss blank
>>743149132Where can I go to get the full barely edited climbs again? But besides that good job especially B*m*l** sounding so disappointed with what happened.
Chaos + Shroom item genp25 ascent 3-6 x2itemssteam://joinlobby/3527290/109775242803129331/76561198050350119
>>743150893Invite out of date?
>>743151054steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775242803618248/76561198050350119 this one should work.
>>7431511283/25
>>743152025rehosting DC'dsteam://joinlobby/3527290/109775242808650448/76561198050350119
>>743149512https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLOMtUm3ihCmI
>>743148721Well? I had a PVP alternative in mind. Seems that meccha chameleon won in that aspect(more popular =more good lol)Despite it having more monotany, PVP games are still pretty popular like TF2, etcPeak is drama.
>discord furtroomer general #295739927392
We Shroomed
>>743150893
>>743135115To be honest I feel like peak shouldn't have "enemies" that chase you around and attack you like the beetles and zombies on roots. The game should be about resource-management and decision making, which stationary hazards already encourage without being super jank and laggy.
>>743158784>To be honest I feel like peak shouldn't have "enemies"
New patch soon or i will cry
>>743161159You can try the beta patches while waiting for the mainline
A cute little lobby would not go amiss.
Small dead hours vanilla A4 lobby, seed TBD, kicking banned, fun allowedsteam://joinlobby/3527290/109775242837887166/76561197996525245>>743161363Even if Peaker supports the beta versions, everything in the beta branch so far is pretty minor outside of new seeds, restored biome variants, and optimizations that might be good for larger lobbies. But then you'd have to convince 20+ people to all replace their installation with the beta version and revert back afterwards which puts a damper on it.
>>743164595just woke up, gimme a sec to gather myself and I'll join
>>7431645955/6, starting at some point in the future
>>743164595>>743165319full
>>743165319spitroasted by these two griggers
>>743165581Psh... Alright... Gay...
>>743164595>kicking banneddude who even uses kick
>>743168374I've seen a few people kick even with it being bannedUsually because they forget, but it's still funny when they skeletonize
>>743164595Nice comfy climb thanks for joining
>>743168374me, because i think it's hilarious
I need a scream tierlist
>>743170035I know at least one scout that's either at the top or bottom
>>743170071HEIL
>>743170071
Testing new Cursed Skull lobby config:>Each person gets exactly 1 Skull at the start>Effigies will be replacing various items at camps to restockCustom run random seed other damage = high if we get 4p+ else we play a7steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775242855533324/76561197997194879
>>743170667oh btwMyFoodAirlines is enabled for this lobby
>>7431706675pstarting in 5 minutes
>>743170667one player got scared offis now 4pstartinglate joining is OK, I think
>>743171423im coming
>>7431706676pplaying a7 btw
What starvation lobbies do to a thread...
>>743170667we skulled! (and cheated)
>>743175953>>743170667ok.. so we played A7 with 6-8 players and the flow seemed about right. You need to put in some effort to not lose too many Skulls so that you can use them in the Kiln in case there are hard sections. The item replacement felt just right, too - enough Effigies to power thru biomes but not too many that makes it too easy.maybe we can try with Custom Run next time?gg thanks for joining.
>>743176195u 4got add xploder to banlist
>>743170667https://files.catbox.moe/oz5xwm.mp4
>>743176316Cringe cheatmaxxer or based fake newbie destroyer? You decide.
>>743176316damnthat's pretty good lol
hope you have a nice week ahead love you all
>>743179404same to you anon.
Pik
Skull peak is Unironically funAlso, noob like me can contribute team
dot eyebrow scouts
>>743184730Sex with them.
>>743185490he cute
>>743188652yeah ok now host a lobby
>>743188873hmm... nyo...
I'll take a shower and then I can host a robby.
btl
>>743190425ok so how about i suck your yellow penis
>>743190916But I am cyan
Daily seed. Allergies on, no kicking, harder scuttling.Will start in 15 minutes regardless of how many players are in the lobby.steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775242901302848/76561198196432370
>>743188652another unfunny meme from the worst scout
>>743192453If you're talking about chef I shat that me-me out quick, so don't blame himIf you're talking about me then fair enough
>>743192892
saved from page ten, show me the catboys
>>743195415
>>743195594That expression is spot on
peak
I think all scouts from last lobby died in crash.Taken before their time. Tragic
>>743192360we left bing bong...
>>743192360>made it to the Peak>everyone is starving and resorting to cannibalism just to be able to carry other scouts>we hit the flare because we saw everyone go past the bridge>flareholder gets killed by anti early flare mod>turns out a bunch of people went back to look for Bing Bong in the lavagg boys
>>743200868that bingbong search got at least 4 people killed
>>743200868So that's why everybody becomes skeltons
I think suffering climb was very fun
can we have a lobby where the gimmick is fun and not suffering
but suffering with friends (that's you btw) is fun??
>>743201514overcoming hardship is the essence of fun
i like it when the hardships come in the form of more / stronger hazards rather than restricting the player's movement in some way or another
>>743201514How about Golden Rescue hook lobby
>>743201514class mod goblin lobby when
>>743192360
GOBLIN LOBBY - Kiln run of Tomfoolery and MischiefYOU WILL NEED https://thunderstore.io/c/peak/p/LuciD_Mod/PeakClassModUPDATE/requiredplease select the flower crown and become GOBLINTHERE WILL BETrapped LuggageKickingNapberriesFlaresEggsMilkand BLOWDARTS ALL AROUNDDO NOT expect this to be a walk in the park or even to work! The host has a smooth brain and is emotionally stunted by years of hentai browsing and poor nutritionJOIN AT YOUR OWN RISK20 players or lessCUSTOM - Double Dmg, No Hunger, KICKING, Flares at the peak (early flaring is encouraged), BASTARDS LINK: steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775242922469041/76561198157861730
>>743205387i don't feel like being an asshole today jimbo
>>743205387we peaked...
>>743205387>>743206750got some good feedback and will host again laterthanks for comin out!
>>743207107Also, I don't know if it goes against the spirit of the lobby because I understand that you want to keep it chaotic, but maybe there should be safe zones to prevent everyone from simply killing each other at the campfire or camping from there. Like maybe in Caldera you can only start blowgunning people after you're completely out of the previous biome (so no Mesa/Alpine ground texture). And in The Kiln after the lava starts rising.
>>743200868>anti early flare mod that kills youis this where we're at now
Tier lists?
>>743209485I'll take three!
I don't think I'll make any more changes to my Alien Planet custom map so I'll share it here in case anyone wants to host it or just play it on their own:>Map filehttps://files.catbox.moe/dlrtbp.json>SpawnPoolControl confighttps://files.catbox.moe/4g5lk0.json>Recommended mods- Torrential Torment: set "Day Length Multiplier" to 0.01 and "Eternal Night" to true. Set "Lava Never Lowers" to true. And I'll post my Allpine map again for the people who missed it:>Map file https://files.catbox.moe/yxcs1u.json>SpawnPoolControl confighttps://files.catbox.moe/lu361z.json>Recommended mods- Torrential Torment: set "Night Length Multiplier" to 1.5 for a more difficult experience. Set "Lava Never Lowers" to true. - BetterSnowball: set "GrowSnowballEverywhere" to true.
>>743210469nice ty. where do these go to load them at the terminal ingame?
>>743211513AppData\LocalLow\LandCrab\PEAK\TerrainCustomiser\Map Saves
>>743210469cool now I can see your alien planet without being fucking bannedcan you post the grotto map too
>>743212442>the grotto mapnot him but if you are talking about the big ass Shore cave then you can find it on a chink website (peakmap.top), or you can install a chink mod (PeakMapBrowser) to download data from that site
>>743212442I'll remove the ban. Just don't cheat in my lobbies, please.
>>743213604Fine. You've made that clear enough.Didn't really know who you were before.
This is dope but how tf do I use itI can rotate the camera but that's it
>>743213846are you trying to make a custom map or to play one?
>>743213885Both
I GOT THE CAMERA WORKING
>>743213945Basics:start with Shoreclick on Beach_SegDefaultClick on [C] to choose your starting variant.Proceed then click on [Generate] to see your newly generated map.Click on Beach_SegDefault after generating to see its spawning hierarchy - this is where you can add/remove/change the map by placing more/fewer or replacing rocks and props (trees, grass, etc.)To play, just select [Play] from the airport terminal and pick your map (if you have them). It's pretty straightforward.
well this is going to take a while
>set raylength for most things to 0this is coming along nicely
>>743213998>this is the shape the entire shore takes after>you CANNOT change it or any of the other biome's base shapepic related
>>743215892yeah
>>743135115>live beetle reaction
>>743215892nta but>terrain only generates along base shape>ergo random tall spires or floating islands are unfeasibleno clue how that shit generates naturally. I've seen floating islands ingame.
>>743217464I just wanted to make desert bus:peak edition darn it
>>743217464nvm messed around with the modifiers and figured out how to do it :D
>>743218101HOW DID YOU DO IT
>>743218162I have not experimented much but the biggest modifiers were PSM_LocalOffset and PSM_NormalOffset.PSM_NormalOffset is active (localoffset is muted and crossed out in the image for clarity) in picrel and spawns Rock_Rounds offset 200 in the normal (perpendicular to plane) direction of the base floor. I havent messed with the prop spawner rays yet but they somehow spawned shit ontop of the islands lol
>>743219269PSM_LocalOffset is independent of normal direction and can therefore have shit move sideways relative to its spawn instead of just up. It however doesn't have a lower bound (height constraint is for the rock initially spawning, not where the modifier takes it I think) so it will always produce a spire.
>>743219568Here's the same spire generated with PSM_NormalOffset with its minoffset maxoffset range stuff.There's alot of experimentation with Terrain Customizer but this ray shit is pretty intuitive I think
>>743219734>>743219568>>743219269also, unticking raycastPosition seems to just gen stuff at the raycast origin lol
>>743220935..i mean, no shit?
>>743221024fuck you man this shit is all new to me :(
>>743221024>:(
I enjoy your map making journey. Good luck on your endevaour
>>743136672
>want be to cooperate scout and always try to save others>become left behind I wanna be good scout
>>743228504Rule 0 is a trap. All other scouts are retarded and will lemming to their death. You can only trust yourself to climb well.
>>743228580I have more respect for people who die a lot because they let others take resources and slow down to guide them up than for people who reach the top first and hold onto milk, food, and tools all the way to the peak.
>>743231869incredibly cursedwhy are the eyes twitching like that?
>>743231869
>>743209485
>>743233904oh godthis is diaper, isn't it?
Quick Default+ lobby. Stupid mods and settings including DamageSwap.I'll start in 15 minutes regardless of how many players blah blah blahsteam://joinlobby/3527290/109775242984065672/76561198196432370
>>743229959t. lemming who will ignore a good route because you saw a brown luggage and will end up starving to death because of it
>>743207857I'll look into it but I might just have ground rules like no blowdarting at the campfires
>>743234992>Simple easy lobby with these settings I don't know.
this lobby is WORSE than the last one
>>743233904I do not wear diapers faggotKill all diaperfags
i have no good tier list ideasfilename for context
scream tierlist god dammit
>>743242880More a fan of Scary Movie myself
>>743242880C*ms**t wins hands down
>>743233656>blue label is actually blueyou had one fucking job
>>743242760My tastes in PvP are a lot different than Co-op. There’s no rule 0 in a fighter.
>>743234992QUICK COMFY LOBBY
>>743234992What the should we name this kind of "newbies can kill others by just playing" lobby for future reference?
>>743234992that lobby was pure misery. 3 hours of hell
>>743246060>>743246135>>743246137What the hell happened?
why is lime the least popular scout colour
>>743246181I may have made a mistake or two sorry
>>743234992never let argentinians cook again
>>743246363Never seen ** that shocked before
>>743246181CEO is good guy
>>>>743246181>h***b** raped and ate everyone not on the cloudwhat the fuck was his problem
>>743246135Escort Hell? Because if you don't take care of the newbies they'll fuck up and get you killed.
>>743246479Common H*stGOAT win
>>743246479>Accusing the guy who never opens his mouth... Of eating peopleWhat was this anon's plan?
>>743246649I saw him type in textchat once
>>743234992someone post kiln ending
>>743244786There's a reason for that. Look closer, think harder.
>>743234992
>>743247873
Right, well. Suppose I'll host the daily seed this time.A4, 16P, 1.3x Items, Fog Speed is 2.5x and Lava set to 2xsteam://joinlobby/3527290/109775243027252088/76561198039618695
>>743248087
>>743248193
>>743248350
>>743248125Currently at 8/16, will start in three minutes
>>743247717
what if instead of ascending we went deeper down, to part of earth where human curiosity combined with corporate greed and lack of empathy leads to disaster haha
WHO WANTS TO PLAY GTFO?>*hands raise*WHO WANTS TO BUY GTFO?>*hands lower*
>>743248125Pretty good climb, I think the 2.5 Fog Speed was actually a solid motivator for most people.Not Pictured: Lingling who DC'd right as I hit screenshot
>>743248125thanks for hosting
>>743253224Cute Squige drawe :3
>>743253146i hate motivation let me enjoy the ambiance of letting everyone starve to death
>>743253332I will set the Fog Speed to 3x next time
>>743253146Thanks for the host. It disconnected me in airport and it wouldnt let me rejoin back. Weird
>>743253405lobbynazi, i will say the lava was too slow and i was only gaslit into moving fast by the music
>>743253789I will admit that the Lava didn't move as fast as I wanted it to. Then again, the Kiln Gen wasn't godawful.4x is as fast as a Scout's climbing speed, so I was hesitant to make it 3x. Maybe 2.5x next time
>>743253889sixty seconds times threeyou wanna light a fire under everyone's asses, that's how you do it
I'm not good at this game
>>743254858even after 135 hours of /v/ lobbies i'm still ass at this game
>>743254858Practice makes perfect
nana lobby today maybe
>>743254858That's okay, I suck tooJust do your best and you'll surprise yourself sometimes
>>743255508Being detrimental feels bad though
>>743256327Have faith that other people will understandThey don't really know you're never going to improveBut honestly most of my bad moments that other people have been around to see ended up being something we could both laugh about later, so there's that, too
>>743256327being bad is bastewhen theres no struggle theres no fun. by being awful and dragging the team down you're actively improving the experience for all except faggots who just use it as chatroom simulator and bitch when people take too long.
I love being one pack of left behind scouts and helping each other Sometime we can peak
host something NOW
>>743254858same lol
lobby doko
>>743254927many regulars have 1000+ hours now
Btw I've never seen book of dead in /v/eak
Nana lobber soon
tier list for these
it's my world and you are now invited to ithttps://thunderstore.io/c/peak/p/Pahsiv/MyBananaDontHurtMe/https://thunderstore.io/c/peak/p/Slime_Silly/SuperBanana/https://thunderstore.io/c/peak/p/Buhe/BBNO_Concert_COS/https://thunderstore.io/c/peak/p/Snosz/TerrainCustomiser/(terrain mod is a hard requirement) 20p ascent bananasteam://joinlobby/3527290/109775243050755870no late joining sorry
>>743268607Huh, looks like you have a strong control of space. A mage, perhaps?
>>743268960im noticing a distinct Void in my lobby right now
>>7432686078/20 be sure to have the terrain mod
>>743268607starting soon, lobby will be locked before starting
>>743269705did it start?
>>743270242prob did
>>743248193>one second im climbing with my meat shields>the next im tp'd to co*o's zombie leaping at me
>>743271160
i believe berrylam will lead us to salvation
>>743273319>no late joining>late joins anyway
>>7432686072 4 6 8We finally peaked
>>743268607thanks for hosting nana god
Fuck off back to your containment board and take your "stealth" ERP general with you.
lobby?
>>743268607they did the thing™
>>743276697
Reminder that the island’s fruits dictate the race hierarchy.>Green KingberriesPoisonous. Greens unfit to lead.>Green crisp berries Poisonous again. Greens are a low caste, slaves.>Purple KingberriesHealthy, robust, nutritious. Only a Purple can lead, only a Purple can be the rightful King.
>>743276841blue nanners?
>>743276841>there are no cyan foodstuffs on the islandwhat does this mean
>>743277047Invasive alien lifeforms
>>743268607
The Island is the ancestral homeland of the Scouts, full of mystical power from the gods that turns the dead into spirits and wraiths. It is the equivalent of Atlantis, the Pride Lands from Lion King, or perhaps Agartha. The Island reminds us of who is of rightful blood among Scouts. Take a look at the natural foodstuffs of the Island:>KingberriesPurple Kingberries, the ONLY Purple fruit on the Island, boasts zero negative effects and only positives, implying that Purple Scouts have the mandate of heaven. In the inverse, Yellow and Green Kingberries are poisonous - ESPECIALLY Yellow ones. The Island makes a point that Yellow and Green Scouts are POISONOUS to those foolish to grant them leadership. Do not serve either color.>NapberryThe Napberry is a unique trinket, boasting a rare Indigo coloration, signifying that only Purple and Blues are fit to practice the mystical arts of Scouts.>BerrynanasThe Blue and Yellow Berrynanas are healthy and safe to eat, while Pinks are poisonous, indicating that while Blues and Yellows are of a high caste, Pinks are mere property to be bred. There is no Brown Scout, however the closest equivalent is Orange, which are similar in caste to Yellow. >Orange, Yellow, Red BerriesNo traditional berries of these colors are poisonous. These colors rest below Blues and Purples, and are fit for servitude and not leadership. They are of a higher caste than Pink, which is only acknowledged by the Island in a poisonous manner.In summary: >Greens and Pinks are property.>Yellows, Oranges, and Reds are workers and handmaids.>Blues are scribes, magicians, aristocrats.>Purples are the Rightful Nobility.>Cyans and Limes are abominations, but Servile ones may be kept as Pack Mules and Expendables. This does mean that the Orange False King, Dro*p*n*s, is not fit to rule and must vacate the throne, lest the gods grow wrathful.
>>743278350>the ONLY Purple fruit on the Islanpruple shroomberries have a shit effect 50% of the timescorchberries let you tank cold nights and red clusterberries heal 20% damagereds are the only ones leaving the island, unless you only play A4 like a little PUSSY
>>743278804Roots is a cursed place, no good ever comes from there.
Skulls and Effigies lobbyCustom Run High Other damage if we get 4p+, else we play a7.steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775243069843344/76561197997194879
>>7432791606p, playing Custom Runlate join is ok
>>743279986>>743279160if you are having trouble loading in, restart your game. You joined as we were loading into the game
>>7432791608p
CMON PEAK JSUT RELAUNCH
>>743228580>plays social game>abandons everyone???
>>743279160>>743279160good lobby thanks for hostin
>>743279160stuff happened
what color is this fruit
>>743279160>skull to try to save two scouts who fell in the Caldera lava>they both held Egg boys fun lobby
>>743283136100% Orange.
>>743268607this shit was so broken but immensely funhttps://streamable.com/6m8ugphttps://streamable.com/ilevcyhttps://streamable.com/zu0dg2
>>743283334leaked footage of chonch's face cam while playing peak:https://www.youtube.com/shorts/g7ds3PpBrlU
>>743283294100% Orange Juice lobby doko
>>743283334>Missed blue nanner lobby
>>743279160>>743283094>>743283223ggvery happy to see pretty much the entire lobby staying relatively close during the climb, at least until Caldera.
>>743283742don't worry it was broken as shit so there will probably be a rerun
>>743283742You were told when it'd happen and you still missed it. Shame on you.
Thank goodness I didn't join the blue banana lobby because I definitely would have mentioned THAT game
>>743284163are you...shilling your stream?
local bligger recently seen fucking a primate, approach with extreme caution
>>743284232omg this is great thanks sq***k
>>743284232my fellow bligga....
im watching the stream
>>743284163POST THE INVITE LINK BITCHLET US JOIN YOU
>>743284453can you imagine...
>>743284163EAT THE FUCKING MARSHMALLOW BITCH
>>743284657>she ate bobby for the badgelol
>>743284687based honestly, she can tank this roots
>>743284453id groom them though
holy based blue you're a chad
two braincells rubbing together
should I wait for this game to end for a link for the next?
>>743284994id say don't hold your breath, i don't think they're that serious about inviting strangers, if they even know how to invite non steam friends
>>743285070should I instruct them on howmight dip the stream before they end the game anyway
GUYS HER NAME IS APRIL
>>743285102you can just dip, i think they're going to do a full climb with just three and it'd take a while to instruct them on how to mod
synth bro lol, love you man.
sorry I can't help myself
she said your name bro you're in
jelly nooooo lol
holy fucking astroturf nigger i'd rather we were sent to /vg/
>>743284232He’s only getting this pic so we can shit on him in tier lists
jelly and synth i love you guys but you're leaving them behind too much.
i get that same exact bug Jelly, always in mesa and always for the host only
and synth, you can edit the config of my banana to refresh the animations for things near you but not things that are far away
>>743287060for shame, schizo, everyone knows bluesynth doesn't know how to download mods!Next you'll say mad's mic is too quiet
>>743282039>play climbing game>don't climb???
synth....
the man who sold the run
No one dies in caldara...
>>743287970
>>743287970your best effort, synth you gotta go back to scout training camp
>>743288017I didnt spawn that coconut....
this is what 800 hours of peak feels likehttps://streamable.com/wrzuo1
>>743288256jelly you dont gotta embarrass me like that man
Griggers tongue my anus
>>743291041Not true.
A Grigger (p**b**l) tongued my bligger anus
Will vpeak chew me out for being literally new to the game?
>>743242880scream tierlist when
>>743294413noo, we love newfriends
>>743294596Will I have to mod my game? I looked for a general but there isn't one.
>>743295030Not necessary per se, but you should get at least a tc mod and peaker.First get BepinX - https://thunderstore.io/c/peak/p/BepInEx/BepInExPack_PEAK/After that, on that same website, search up and get the following:- StupidChat or PeakTextChat- PEAKERThat's all you need as a player.
>>743294413The opposite, vpeak loves new people>>743295030People will generally post whatever mods are necessary for their lobbies, but I'd also recommend>PeakTextChat/StupidChat>DanceTilYouDrop (lets you emote forever)>PEAKER>MyBananaDontHurtMe (optimisation)to be as close to a "vanilla" experience while also being able to play with /v/
>>743295030Use r2modman or gale so you don't need to install/uninstall mods manually
>>743294413I'll help you up safely and if you have a pleasant voice I might force feed you
>>743283334>https://streamable.com/6m8ugplmao thats a good one
>unattended woman appears
>>743294413 don't listen to >>743295351>PeakTextChat/StupidChatnot needed.>DanceTilYouDrop (lets you emote forever)not needed>PEAKERmight need it, but generally if you are just joining, you won't need it. There's only one single command that you can use as a joining player and it can be solved by simply re-joining a game.>MyBananaDontHurtMe (optimisation)barely does anything, more harm than good. not recommended.fuck mutes.
>>743298434>more harm than goodExplainAnd if you can't then don't reply
>>743298349Focus J, there's brand new foid in the lobby.
>>743298434>DanceTilYouDrop>not neededOf course it's not needed, but you don't have to spam the emote key for emotes that should be indefinite anywayYou also don't have to use text chat to type, you can just listen in on conversations you'd have otherwise missedHas working for Big Vanilla instead of Big Basically Vanilla made you daft?
>>743298434>PEAKER>if you are just joining, you won't need it.You need it to mute some loud micspamming niggers in 4+ lobbies>MyBananaDontHurtMe>barely does anythinglol
What do we think of the new friendslop?
>>743299435Is it a prequel
>>743299435No real gameplay.
>>743298517it makes scouts slide on surfaces instead of walking/running. >>743298902>but you don't have to spam the emote key for emotes that should be indefinite anywayThe most important ones (no-no, play dead, bully) don't work.>>743298987>You need it to mute some loud micspamming niggers in 4+ lobbiesoh yeah, that too. I would say PEAKer is probably the only one that a new player should have if he plans to join a big lobby.
>>743299678>it makes scouts slide on surfaces instead of walking/running.Yeah, at a distance, so you're not rendering the movement animations of 15 other scouts regardless of visibilityWhat's the harm, exactly?
Imagine the scenarios that can happen if /v/ hosted lobbiesLike you'll have sq****J***yCh****M*dJ*llC****sB*******hJ*****J******g**e*L*t***https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbLybLkuxLAJUST IMAGINE
>>743300201the mod didn't give me any extra frame when I tried and I only saw sliding scouts, so ig mileage may vary. either way, it's not something a new player should install on their first time playing. They should at least play a few vanilla lobbies first.
>>743298434>fuck mutes.I just don't want to talk all the time man I hate when my voice echoes back to me through someone's mexican speakers on maximum
>>743301103fuck them toomute their ass and keep talking
>>743300957>They should at least play a few vanilla lobbies first.Playing with more than 4 players is a significantly different experience compared to slight performance boosts and dancing slightly longer than usualYou could argue text chat alters the experience but it's not much more than any other form of communication, in or out of the game, it's just slowerHow long should new people wait for 100% vanilla lobbies to turn up between 4+ player lobbies? My first lobby was A6 with a dozen other people and just those mods, seeing someone hundreds of meters away not animating correctly wasn't a game ruining experience
6p a7 daily seedsteam://joinlobby/3527290/109775243117242715/76561197997194879
>>743300957>the mod didn't give me any extra framebloody benchod do not redeem the mod saar. bastard bloody, rape you later
>>743301419>ANOTHER jill lobby
>>743301570>he doesn't know it's actually a h*stb*t lobby
Can I say something?I love you all
>>743301570He's the only good cyan
>>743302665https://youtu.be/7gb6x_duVXE
poke
*pokes jill's chubby vietcong ladyboy tummy* teehee~
>>743303018We have many notable cyans
>>743301419gg boysEasy A7 even with the grigger debuff.
>>743301570BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
>>743307172>>743301419gg thanks for joining very chill a7 lobby
>>743301419GgThanks everyone, and h****o*
>>743307565You will not speak ill of my favorite BURGER
>>743301570>ANOTHER jill lobby
>another mad + jill lobby
>>743306394That post reminds me this
>>743301419
>>743300690It could be cool it's seems a bit too open ended tho but I'd give it a shot
>>743310483kek based
>>743311269if the game looked more like Riven, I'd play it
Alright, showtime again, I supposeA4, 16P, 1.3x Items, Fog Speed increased to 3x and Lava Speed increased to 2.5 by popular demand. Fog will start rising 60 seconds after entering a new biome past Shoresteam://joinlobby/3527290/109775243136378507/76561198039618695
>>743312272Starting in 5 minutes
>>743312272Best lobbyGG
>>743312272I got kicked because I said "Broken, more like Not House Broken!"
>>743312272We were doing so good. The greens are basically Yakuub they created all the other colors before they were TRAPPED AND BETRAYED by them.
>>743312272Rehosting, if that happens again I'm lynching Pinnballsteam://joinlobby/3527290/109775243140255488/76561198039618695
>>743312272fucked up lobby
scouting
>>743135115>wait 120 seconds>reset state and teleport to default spawn pointDevs are lazy
>>743233904well long trips are a smart idea to wear them.
>>743315087History revision
>>743242760>In Ninja>Ninja is my least played classListen its gotta be wizard, he just has so many movement options
>>743312272>>743314987We all died inside. Only four of us made it to the PEAK due to a campfire bug and Waffle deciding to drink cooked sodas.Fog Speed being set to 3x is actually really good. I'll keep it there for now, but might set the lava to 3x.
>>743319543>nerfs your missile formlol
>>743319804>O_OWhat did people do to **
>>743314987>>743312272>Dying and overheating due to the lava and carrying someone else.>Eventually get overwhelmed due to the fast lava and the heat that comes with it>Turns out there was a skull holder who never said anything>They didn't want to use it or have it used by othersNext time I find out there is a skull holder who just wants to hold it I may be tempted to kill them and use it because that skull could have saved so many!
>>743320007In a previous lobby I once asked the local skull holder to give me the skull so that I may use it. I was extremely hurt and there was no healing, he refused and told me "not to give up". I died shortly after and the skull holder also died, losing the skull for the rest of the game.
>>743320456I would share it with you if I was holding it
>>743320681Thanks anon, your trust in me means alot
>>743319804https://streamable.com/axlxow
>>743320809Nobody ever expects the second cooked energy drink
>>743319804
>>743320007I gave the skull to a cute grigger. I could not resist those mischevous eyes.t. Yigger
>>743322230saves with balloons are awesome
>>743323079We both died
>>743323105It looked good, that's what really counts>People need heroes. They don't need to know how he died clawing his eyes out, screaming for mercy. The real story would just hurt sales, and dampen the spirits of our customers.
>>743323105First time trying this maneuver. I was afraid of mushrooms running out
>>743322381shut the fuck up you spic latinx
Jiggy https://jiggie.fun/h0P54W
https://youtu.be/zGdvOtTz5poOld lobby
steam is going down soonish so bear that in mind
>>743325750ermmm C*r*us... where am I...
>>743328578In our hearts buddy, in our hearts
Where is the lobby.
>>743328897waiting until 4pm passes as that's when steam sharts itself for maintenance
>>743329542it's 6pm thougheverbeit
>>743328578P****o...>>743329542>>743329771You guys are silly it's 11pm...
>>743294413half these faggots are on their 50+ climb and still play like they're literally new, you have nothing to fear
lobb doko
lobby doe koelonby donbodobby lokolobber dokkerWhere is the lobby.bobby bokoloky dobbolobco
>>743332734>>743333795make your ownyou can set whatever rules you want and run whatever mods you want
>>743333972I dont want to. I want someone else to do the workWhat part of that don't you understand?
>>743315087>broken editdamnatio memoriae
>>743335786>replace one unlikable faggot with another unlikable faggotcursed
>>743336372sorry about your doxx lil bro
>>743315087Where's the original, you bastard. THE ORIGINAL.
>>743315087I kind of liked the original better. the gormless expression really sells it
This is kinda funny I can't lie.
mayb i host ascent 4 lobby. first time hosting in quite a whileno early flaressteam://joinlobby/3527290/109775243167706951/76561198035299171
>>743325750>5 seconds in f*y* calling *o*v*s a femboyis it true? need a detective on the case
>>743337935your honor, just listen to the guy speak
>>743337513
One night, in a dream, you are presented with two buttons. You are told that everyone in the world is taking this test. If a majority of people press the oranger button, then nothing happens. However, if a majority of people press the blue button, then all the mutes and fake newbies will die. Which button will you push?
>>743337513gg boys nice relaxed climb
>>743342170I press the mute button 100,000 times
steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775243174119367/76561198112389120claw only, tropics only, idk
>>7433424326/7, starting soon (I will add more slots if needed)
>>743342432we did the thing
>>743343896we grap'd
>>743342432
>>743135115>Fucked off entirely from modern gaming, and am full tilt into retroI think I hate devs just the right amount
>>743342517>try to help starving yellow make a scuttle>get shit on for itthe lesson learned is not to help yellow scouts in any way
>>743344283maybe stop using cheat mods like piggyback
>>743344283You help by finding food or tools. "Benevolent" cheating is still cheating. In fact, it may even be worse than regular cheating. The s*****rs of the world at least don't pretend like they're doing you a favor when they spawn in dynamite to kill you. Downed Awareness/Piggyback users like to believe that they're doing a selfless act, when in fact they're robbing not only themselves but also others from experiencing the full game. At that point you may as well spawn in a Cure-All. It's okay because you're doing it to help! We can't allow anything bad to happen! There should never be any struggle! Total cheater death.
I hope other players like my chosen color and will be nice to me because of it
>>743345279This, but extend to those who perform damage cancelling as well
>>743345279Anyone who plays non-vanilla is a cheating fuck. This includes mutes, as they can be heard at any distance.
>>743345609This. So much this. In fact, the game should have a hard capped limit of four players no matter what.
hold on a sec...
>>743345418every color comes with a reason to be hated. it's just how people are. pinks and cyans and blues and greens and purples have it worst though. red is probably the safest color unless you meet that one blue guy.
>>743346742>unless you meet that one blue guy.
>>743345279Don't lecture me. The anti-cheaters preach hatred and spite over relief and charity, a true cyclical method of issuing pain upon pain, suffering upon suffering, breeding a rat's nest of cruel, crabs in a bucket Scouts who care nothing for Rule 0, crushed under the weight of Swedish coding and poor optimization. I will not allow the lies of the anti-cheaters to stop me from bringing justice and stability to these lobbies.
>>743346812>spawns one marshmallow and eats it
>>743346908IT'LL SPAWN A MARSHMALLOWTHEN EAT IT
>>743346812There we go again with pretending that you're a selfless hero doing the world a favor. The "good" cheater will find any excuse to justify their actions, but deep down they know that what they're doing is wrong. And it all comes down to pride. You want to be that selfless hero, but you lack the skill and confidence to make it happen, so you look for every possible shortcut towards that goal. If you really want to help the people in these lobbies, go down to rescue someone, armed not with cheats but with love for your fellow scouts.Total cheater death.
Guys why is mad replying to himself
>>743347361Just watch me, MI'll spectate scouts with my right handAnd remove afflictions with my leftI'll spawn in a marshmallowAND EAT IT
>AND CHEAT IT
>>743347673diss the chef
>>743347673this is the thanks I get for hosting lobbies huh?cute drawing, thanks
What mods do I get if i want to play with /v/?
>>743348706CubeX for cheatingItemBrowser for cheatingPiggyback for cheatingThe cheetah mod for cheetahing
>>743348706You don't NEED any mods to join most lobbies here but I strongly recommend these:https://thunderstore.io/c/peak/p/lammas123/PEAKER/https://thunderstore.io/c/peak/p/Pahsiv/MyCampfireDontLeaveMe/https://thunderstore.io/c/peak/p/borealityy/PeakTextChat/ or https://thunderstore.io/c/peak/p/chouja/StupidChat/
>>743348706A textchat mod for muties, not neededpeaker if someone tweaks out and you need to lower their speed, also not really needed (unless you host and wanna have more then 4 players)unless the host says "download this mod" you can play these lobbies mostly vanilla
Putting scouts into grok and gemini to make them wear girly maid outfits
>>743349057Do it right now. I want to see Br*k*n in a maid dress.
>>743349057>>743349092
>>743349152Why not include the other scouts?
>>743348832>>743348830>>743348759gotcha, i haven't actually launched the game yet, didnt know if i needed anything to play with /v/
>>743349413Peaker is good to have because it fixes a bunch of (mostly minor) issues with the game when there's more than four players in a lobby, everything else is whatever it's not like mutes have anything interesting to say
>>743349554>dissing on my pal jimmy like thatShame on you
>>743342517no fun allowed. Kill yourself M*d
>>743349663They seemed like they were having fun killing a dirty cheater, thougheverbeit
>>743349413Just remember the magic words.
>thougheverbeit
>>743349726i did and my family summoned me to a spontaneous never-previously-mentioned outing at that exact moment
>>743349715ah yes, have fun my way but get pissy whenever someone has a modicum of fun that isn't how I like it
>I'll have fun MYYYYYYYYYY WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQzdAsjWGPg
Basic bitch lobby before bed. Forcing Roots+Alpine seed. Item multiplier will remain at 1x so please don't be too greedy with the loot.Starting in 15 minutes regardless of how many players are in the lobby.steam://joinlobby/3527290/109775243187724818/76561198196432370
>>743348683be thankful you get any art at all
>star joins>immediately leaveslol
>>743350965many such cases
>>743350965
masochism lobby
>just a cute little basic lobby before bed>2hr10m
ReminderM*d got banned for cheating in dark souls
>>743354956me too. big whoop. it's not exactly difficult to achieve w/ jap customer service being what it is
>>743354941It's CBT lobby
>>743354941yeah i thought he’d tp us roots and allow and we’d peak then but i was wrong
>>743355013Were you using a cheat engine?then acted high and mighty?
>>743354956>edit your character's name so that you don't show up as K***th Artorias to other people >get banned
>>743354956i got banned from dark souls because of their bullshit netcode
>>743355368for me it was dsfix shortly after release
>>743350641gg boysNice easy lobby.
>>743355539The "good" cheater will find any excuse to justify their actions
>cheats are le bad
Parka Scouts: Civil War
>>743350641
"I'm sorry." That's all you had to say, M. But your ego won't allow that, will it? Well, your past is now exposed. Your true self, revealed for all to see. Let me tell you something, M. Nobody. Fucks. With. Me. And gets away with it. You think you can act all high and mighty after all the things you've done? Your reign is now over. If you ever. EVER. Try to disallow fun in your lobbies ever again. Well, let's just say, you won't get to laugh for very long. Hasta la vista, baby.
>>743350641gg p**k* is nice man
>>743355920I'm fine with that desuI couldn't even make it up there myself
**d lobby is funI just always die
>a game where the mountain is SLIGHTLY different each day>this gives /v/ a humongous erection
>>743356119Every thread in the board is the same crap yet youre still here, so whats your point?
@743356186I will not reply to tripfaggots
Don't talk like one of the Cyans, you're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a baby who needs uppies – like me! They need you hosting right now, but when they don't... they'll cast you out. Like a grigger. See, their mods, their CubeX: it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of Swedish coding. They're only as good as the seed allows them to be. I'll show you. When the frames are down, these, uh… these anti-cheating people, they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a cheater; I'm just ahead of the curve.
>>743356217If youre here to just cry while everyone else is playing, its your loss.If youre secretly one of the scouts playing then the very action of you playing proves you wrong so its your loss.No matter how you look at it, you have been defeated the moment you posted in this thread, and the fact youre too afraid to quote me directly its yet another loss.Now, keep posting your pepes, show me your despair and agony.
>>743356337Ah you've caught me, I'm actually n̶̫͉̦̱̖̤͉̞͛͆̈́͐̀̀́͌̎̔̒̕̚͝o̴͕̱͇͓͔̹̝̜̺͉̺̓̓͌͜ͅb̷̛͖̘̘͍̓̽͆̑̀͘̚̕ǫ̸̨̡̡̛̪̪̖̪̞̜̈́͘͠d̸̨̢̨͇̠̩̗̝̪̜͎̞͔͂̌͑̿͑̄̉̽͒̆̑͜͠y̵̢̧̱̮̙̻͎̖̙̤̜̖̻͐̃̋͗̐̒́̄͛̀͐͘͠ ̷̢͙̩͈̩͓̮̩̞̂̏̓̎̚̚͜ͅ
Oh, and by the way? The Parka - it was easy to get.You oughta know, we cheated.
>>743355920They both deserve this for being spergy and ruining the atmosphere in every lobby they partake in
>>743356794mad stop replying to your own clips
>>743356949I don't like his lobbies
>>743350641This is what I was seeing when trying to rescue P***a. Weird glitch showed both scouts in the other player's back and it wouldn't let me pick anyone up. I think it might be related to CubeX so I guess I'm just gonna uninstall it.
>>743357009so you must be c*rv*s or st** or something
Guys I legit made it to the peak in under 2 minutes!https://streamable.com/qlsiurWhat an accomplishment!
I know this is /v/ but I wish all of you were less embarrassing
>>743357213this is the kind of shit that puts me off joining most things here
>>743357213>>743357312>expecting /v/ to be a bunch of chad thundercocks and not a bunch of fat basement dwellers
>>743357382>It's one extreme or the other, nothing in betweenI guess it's still my fault for asking for some self-awareness
>>743248193>Not shown was the teleport before where a zombie was mid run and a damn screaming mandrake was dealing double sleep due to the double damage mulitplier.
>>743357174brave, stunning even.
>>743356337*shoots my hot cum at her tonsils*
>>743358978Don't do that to Maria...
>>743359226*shoots my hot load in his chimichangas*
