Previous: >>743144661https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/66https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6g0mofoYfoNow: The Event RecapNext: Clair Obscur: Expedition 33Later: Finale
insomniac anons who watched the whole thing what were the highlight runs
>>743147469Based umaruGOD.
Any fat or pregnant edits?
Migga
I have migged.
>>743147513>no purple run
>>743147539
one last mig
>>743147592hory shet you're rightgrim
ONA GRA NA PIEPRZONYM PSP
>>743147539>showing as much skin as possible>wearing a maskfucking kek
I have never played undertale so maybe I'm missing something but for as much as people praise the music every track from it I've heard is very generic and video gamey, it's not bad but like I don't think it's really any better than any other generic background track from an rpg
>>743147592Don't worry I'm sure the theater kids will pull through on this recap! :)
>>743147608nah we've got another one for sure
>>743147539it looks like hes just wearing something skin colored if you pause it. still hideous tho
it's 1 am should i go to bed or stay up for expedition 33??
das rite black in a flash nyuggah sheeeeeiiiiiit we be inclusive an shiet CoolMassa don't whip us if we stay away from the trans folks
>black event>background is a bunch of graffitiunironically what did they mean by this
>>743147539beautiful transwoman walking topless at gdq
>>743147682Its their "culture".
>>743147539the guy on the right broke out of his trance right away
>>743147682it's their culture anon
Why isn't there a white in a flash for white runners?
I'm eating a totino's party pizza with 3 pieces of bacon on top of it
>>743147673it's only 11PM bro, don't be a baby
I want a daughter to have sex with
try speedrunning duh
>>743147673you aren't gonna stick around for the end of event thread???
>person being interviewed hasn't even speedrun a game before>preaching about how more black people should speedrunit just writes itself
>>743147649https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtC-pl9P3kEI always liked this track
>>743147682Casual racism is ok when we do it because... IT JUST IS OK CHUD??
>>743147710gas yourself kikeslave
I’m calling it for tonight, thanks for a week of shitposting anons. Catch you faggots next time
>>743147697>>743147706next year they're gonna have the black in a flash shill smoking a crack pipe
>>584855710wow it's almost like showering is a meaningless habit that serves no purpose
IT'S HIM
>>743147710because that's racist
>>743147649it feels like it should be its own genre of music called "cringe" music
>>743147752>Racist thinking everyone else is racistClassic
>>743147682reminds me of that thor comic where thor is black and there's graffiti everywhere and shoes hanging off of ropes like powerlines
>>743147698>your reactSo quaint, looking back to when feminism was seen as the main problem
Outside of GDQ week how much do you think the staff works each work
>>743147539thank you for your service webmanonyou really shouldn't have
>>743147796I accept your concession
Theater kids have assumed direct control
>What's up everybody I'm ade-muted
Sent really has let himself go holy shit
>this guy is in charge of picking out the runsHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCK YOU BRYONATO YOU PEDOPHILE CHASER FAGGOT!!!
Verso ending winning... What a disapointing.
>bryanato is executive producer of the whole eventno wonder it's complete dogshit
>>743147819do these people look like they've worked a day in their lives?
>>743147860Verso was right though
Why do they need these corpo rats when grassroots nerds did this shit for free made more money back in the day (without the money laundering).
>>743147592godless gdq
>>743147839You can try harder next time little disingenuous buddy
my oshi
>>743147513What happened with Fragrance Point?
>>743147767not if i catch you first.
Time to find out how shitty the tastes are of the people who made sure this event was pre-destined to suck
GDQ is a good showcase of how theatre/band kids were x1000 worse than the nerds.
>>743147883Yeah, I agree, but Maelle is a 9/10 petite .
>>743147910nobody likes failed normalfag ms after all
>>743147898Ultra shit ad run
>>743147895I accept your concession
>>743147768and a fat black woman with a weave and 20 kids
>>743147806yep
>>743147819probably does take a while to sift through the submission and build the schedule. but that's definitely not a full time year round job
Is this something new? Reviiewing shit that happened a few days ago?
i think adef should be gangraped and then cut into little slices of pizza
>>743147945I accept your concession
>>743147898It was a shitty boring run and the weird little freak that ran it got on his soapbox and cried about troons and niggers at the end
>>743147667It looks like a light pink tank top
>>743147726>>743147717okay i'll stay up but just for you
fuck gaydef and fagonato, put Scent back on
>>743147971
ambatukam
>>743147898>posters meltieqrd?
>>743147456anything I should know before the bashoI don't pay attention to anything between tournamentsbig guys all healthy now?
>I dress like an asshole....ironically!I hate these people
>>743147860>>743147923>paj33t unironic ESL trying to drum up conversation about the gamejust give it up bro, nobody remembers e33
>>743147972I accept your concession
>>743147861matty's gonna do it a few times just to stall for more donations
the pinball showcase was terrible
>>743147539>genuinely feel complete indifference about transpeople at my worst at any given moment>but for this event they never fucking shut up about supporting their rights>just want to watch a stream and donate to charityI would roll my eyes half as many times it happens if this was a charity stream for the Trevor Foundation or some shit.
>talking about intentional scheduling>cites the piece of shit video SM64 run as a good pickThese guys are morons.
>>743147513>fire alarm clip?
>>743147929meme!
WHO THE FUCK CARES
>AND HERE'S SENT!>for five seconds to throw it over to faggot in chief bryanato
>>743147967Yeah they're making up random bs skits and segments to stall for donations.
Was this year's SGDQ smaller? It felt like through the whole event the viewership was so low across the board.
>>743147806Even if it wasn't the root cause (you know who I'm talking about), gynocracy is definitely what enabled all the other bullshit that followed.
>>743148000
>YOU FUCKING RETARDS YOU CARE ABOUT NOT SEEING GAMEPLAY? FUCK YOUokay adef
>haha you want to see a speedrun FUCK YOUAdef is such a faggot
>>743148000>viewership is downBut it isn't, once you take into account the Youtube views!It was over 100k total!
>Adef shouts out his friends' runWow that's so unexpected
>>743148004I accept his concession
>>743147469>>743147898
there's no more incentives to stall for, let's get a move on please
>made it back just in time for one of the worst games released in recent memoryWow yay.
What are yer doink
>elden ring run as an example of the tech team doing welllmao no the screen switching was the worst part of it. the animation was distracting and the retards doing it didn't have enough common sense to switch to the interesting bosses. one of the runners even had to say "just go to the split screen" at least once
>>743148087holy fuck that is so suspicious lmao
man just enjoy the runs...
>>743148087Why did they do it?
>>743148040they tried to censor it, so there isn't going to be a good one
Sent just called bobby fat?
>>743148132This is a perfectly natural chart stop asking questions
>>743148139ok, where?
>>743148087Twitch's been heavily botted since like 2020.
>bobbeigh is so big he blocks out the sunjesus sent, he's fat but so are you, no reason to call him out like that
>>743148159everything is recorded in the vod
>>743147513>28 (TWENTY EIGHT) tranny runs
>>743148000>(No Messages Recorded)
>bare hairy chest with a christian cross live on SGDQunfathomably based
>>743148087streaming sites continue botting
>>743148159aw damn
>>743148121id wear that to slam some NB puss to be honest[i dont leave the house]
>>743148087Wow seventy five thousand more viewers than AGDQ on youtube, all five thousand of those people must have enjoyed it so much they told everyone they knew!
>>743148202He's a sex offender, anon.
who even is this zesty black man?
>>743148227so he's trans?
ANOTHER last minute incentive, because one wasn't enough
Greedy little bastards aren't they
>>743148227was it some statutory bullshit or something
>>743148189do you know when it happened?
>>743148258He inhaled the ESA prize mommy's pheromones
>black person on streamyeah im turning this off
>>743148227not in america. what happens at ESA, stays at ESA
>>743148256They already have the donations ready in queue. Otherwise it'd be completely retarded to put up +200k incentives 10 minutes before the run starts
see you at esa
>>743148175what hour was that peak, silly block? theres no way people came on to watch the spongebob speedrun
>valheim grand prizeyou mean that flavor of the month shit nobody has thought about in years?
>>743148337When is ESA?
>>743148337ill check into ASM too but the first few days of schedule look like dogshit
>>743148175Man, let it go. Enjoy the runs.
>>743148227oh yeah, i'm thinkin based
>>743148349LUNAAAA explain this anon when's esa
here's some trash that didn't sell from the vendor hall, donate for the privilege of throwing it in the trash yourself
The finale is going to be at 4 AM if they don't wrap this the fuck up
I remember when MSF used to send hottie shills
>click play on youtube>adef appears wearing short shorts a hawaiian shirt and a loose tie around his neck holding a rock band mic>hey everyone did you know Arbok is KOBRA backwards???>Arbok is number 24 in the pokedex and 2 + 4 = 6>Today I'm going to calculate the odds of capturing an ekans in a pokeball using physics and advanced calculus that I read on a reddit post.>By the way did you know that Ekans is SNAKE BACKWARDS????>Ok so after 50 hours of grinding I found an Ekans and figured out how to purchase pokeballs using a hidden feature in the game called a "Mart" which is apparently the Pokemon world's version of Wal-Mart.>I threw a pokeball and caught it so according to my calculations the success rate of catching Ekans is confirmed to be 100%.>Fun fact this is a higher success rate than Pidgey which has a 50% success rate because it took me 2 pokeballs to catch earlier in the run.
>>743148409Post some.
>>743148349how about you check their website retard
>>743148392you mean donate for a fraction of a chance to win that garbage
>>743148345>what hour was that peakThe climb started just after the Balatro run, and peaked around the RocketeerBut it's clearly not organic in any way - far too perfect a bell curve to be natural
>>743148406would be a return to tradition, newfag
>scent retired his one pair of pantsproud of him
>>743148262during the Kingdom Hearts 2 co-op randomizer butt buddy neporunThey just put up the splash screen though, but poorly, so you can still see enough of the edge pizels of the crowd cam to tell people were being shuffled out. But we only could assume that it was a fire evacuation until they came back and sobvegeta ran his mouth about it and confirmed it
>>743148349Two weeks after AUS, half a week after Dogwater.
how are you all doing
>>743148175That's the power of the Palestine boostAGDQ will have daily Palestine videos to game YouTube's algo
these people who cover themselves in these giant colorful tattoos weird me out
>fat basedlenial who obviously isn't qualified to be doing what he's doing
>corporate faggot bragging might just check out now. i mean tune out now
>>743148452he's going to move his legs and flash his balls with those shorts, I'm calling it now
>>743148480you arent a real gamer unless your body is branded with brands
>>743148480ok
>LETS HEAR IT FOR OUR GDQ OVERLORDSmike uyama split into two beings?
sent getting political
>>743148419U ok?
>>743148532found the timmy with a triforce tattoo zozzle
LET THEM IN
>>743148472not good. just not gonna think about it.
is she wearing that hat ironically
>we completely changed the beginning of our marathon this year because of the charity's increased influence, what are your thoughts?>well, when I started in management last year...
>>743148559that's the spirit!
>>743148542he confirmed the directors are the ones pushing the schedule though
>>743148541CoolMatty is the Id, Uyama is the Ego
the dude on the left looks like the guy from Cats from Hell
>>743148472fine
>>743148551I dont know why you think your opinion matters but whatever makes you feel better
>>743148454yeah I found it, people seem to be laughing about it while going out and then the audio cuts off
>>743148464>>743148381>>743148430Damn you guys are fags.
>>743148576qrd?
>>743148541Coolmatty gave up three of his limbs to get coownership
>whole bunch of corpospeakokay
>>743148584this is baldist
>>743148548>By the way did you know Pidgey is a bird?>If you look at the pokedex entry for Pidgey it tells you that it is in fact a bird.>Pidgey's Pokedex number is 16 and 1+6 = 5
>>743147469
>>743148615>shadman
I'm not staying up for this garbage, see you lads for ASM.
>>743148591>opinion
>>743148613??? they're literally talking about it on stream right now
>>743148615It's insane how much of a slob he is. But oddly endearing.
>>743147513how many speedruns were there this year in total compared to previous sgdqs? it feels like there were a lot more breaks
>>743148648I've never enjoyed RTA in japan. Especially after they banned Nintendo consoles.
>it's gonna get way worsei hate these people
>>743148665>>>
>i want to make this a pax or an evoremember like 2012-2014 when it was just a room full of autistic nerds
>>743148615That's his punishment for being eternally insufferable online for the last 15 years
>>743148648>speedrun marathon, JapanDon't care.
>I want this to be like a PAX or an EVOSomehow, I get the feeling GDQ out stinks them both.
>just noticed gdq is happening>open stream>they are crying about ICEremember when gdq was worcestershire saying the N word?what the fuck happened?
>corporate shills with no connection to speedrunning having a literal zoom call in front of all of usno wonder this event has been dogshit!
Sent is the goat
>>743148672I ain't watching that shit
>>743148659Post Parin when you get to the ASM thread so I can call you a dork there too.
>>743148705tolki was such a babe. don't blame stiv at all
>>743148615>so much of a slob you get gangrene and lose your limbswhew
>>743148665i miss him
>>743148715just enjoy the theater segments man
>>743148706I mean PAX and EVO are also just full of autistic nerds, only with less trannies.
matty in his absentee arc i see, just like those multiple years where uyama had mono
I thought it used to be tradition to always have certain runs in GDQ like Metroid and Ocarina of time?
Might as well watch the last run. I don't even think I had a favorite
>>743148747Is that what happened?
>>743148659See you anon!
>volunteer anon on day 1 said GDQ is pushing the in-person experience more because the ticket purchases have hit rock bottomvalidated throughout the entire marathon and even to the very end of it
>>743148715we didn't gatekeep hard enough
>>743148767I don't remember or care what specifically it was, but yes that's the gist of it. He got an infection or some shit and lose his limbs.
>>743148750>tfw sometimes i watch his old vods on my second monitor to relive the olden days
>>743148691Nintendo banned themselves.If you tune in at any given time you will see a cool game you have never seen before.
>we can't do the fun things anymore we have to think of the company>kept the fun alivefuckin' nope lmao
>>743148762"mono"aka Transitioning
>>743148764think about the company
>>743148764be glad we're not ending on an undertake troon run
>>743148472bad, they took my black joy
>>743148767Yeah he got septic shock
>e33aaaaaaaaand peace!
>>743148691I really enjoyed rpg limit break the last few years, unfortunately it doesn't really get threads because the runs are so slow, it's a comfy watch though
atleast it's all he/him for this run
>>743148836>septic shockHow though? What caused the initial infection?
>>743148759Do trannies even play fighting games other than smash bros?
i'm not gonna look. is the E33 run new game plus, or on expert?
>>743148838WTF COME BACK HERE
>hon hon le omelette du fromage
Did English Ben post his cock this year?
LET'S FUCKING G-ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
what he said about that matty guy? where is he??hmmm
>>743148838AIIIIIIIIIIE
>>743148868It don't matter, none of this matters
Almost went a full hour without gameplay
Final run for Trans Rights.
hon hon hon baguette
isn't this the game that is 80% asset store objects
FUCKING SHIT START RESET. FUCKING RESET
>>743148867I don't watch enough fighting game tourneys to give an accurate answer, but it's autists grinding out a video game that's meant to be fun and turning it from a hobby to a lifestyle choice you don't have fun doing anymore, no way a handful of them don't troon out.
CHOKE
God I hate the French
can someone recap the game and shout incident pls
why would they close out on this piece of crap?
>saves 2 minutes>spends 5 minutes failing the trickkino
>>743148715I want to see these retards live 1 year in a border city like I do and then talk shit about ICEIf you think the situation elsewhere is bad, you have no idea how bad we have it
>>743148838At least it started 30 mins early
just want to mention that transexuals annoy me
>>743148337see you there anon
>>743148935mon cheri, you take that back!
they have 90 minutes to make 200k for the last incentive... will they do it? would honestly be so fucking funny the marathon ended on the downer of them failing the last incentive
Like like like like like like
i can't believe an organization like GDQ allows cultural appropriation
>run just started>already a retarded trick with no backup strat
>this saves 2 minutes>already wasted 2 minutes on it
>already choking
>Fails immediatelyYep im out
ASM waiting thread
Don't forget to dislike the video on Youtube, they might be invisible now, but you can still see the dislikes if you got the extension.
Daughter/sister?
>week of ASM followed by a weekend of Dogwater followed by ESAHell yeah
reminder that mekazarium stole money from the charity and is the biggest reason gdq loses viewership and doesn't get many good runs anymore.
>>743148856Cellulitis in his big fat leghttps://www.nme.com/features/gaming-features/the-future-of-games-done-quick-why-founder-mike-uyamas-exit-is-on-hold-and-whats-next-3490793
>>743148973Every time they are close to not making it they just stall until they do. 2022 I think they stood around for over an hour yelling "COME ON TWITCH CHAT" until the incentive was hit
>daughtersister
>>743148973last year's sgdq failed the last incentive too, lol
>>743148954based
wtf is this troony game
>Fucks up the first of only a few tricks in the whole runlmao
how do you homosexual in french?
>>743147539lmao
>>743149014Unless the extension is now running a dislike server, those aren't real dislikes. It's just a guesstimation.
>>743149028what really? for deltatroon?
>>743149014that just boosts their visibility from the algorithm though. It's better to just not interact at all
WHY DID THEY PICK THIS FOR THE FINAL GAME?IT USED TO BE UNDERTALE!!!!!!!!
>>743149014you do realize there is functionally no difference between the like and dislike button anymore, right? A video with 0 likes and 1 million dislikes will still be pushed into all user feeds
>>743149045faguette
>>743149068>>743149072oh gay nevermind then
>>743149045homosèxuale
>>743148973AIIIIIIIIIIEEEESave us Yetee
>>743149071yeah, they didn't meet the incentive for the audience participation mike fight
>>743149034>permabanned for smoking weed at GDQ>clint stevens permabanned for triggering the fire alarm at GDQ while smoking weedo7
>trying to spoil the gameI muted
>>743149078it should've been super metroid...
>>743149014Wrong, any kind of engagement helps promote a video, even dislikes. If you don't like something, watch in every suspicious way possible so you get flagged as a bot.>private window>weird fake user agent>ad blocker>logged out
they look pretty cool for once
>>743148972I've been to France. They deserve the hate.
>>743148194And that's not counting runs with trannies on the couch, which was surely not insignificant
>>743147673Sumo is on.
>>743149143Went to Paris huh?
THIS shit was unanimously considered the best game of 2025 and has been discussed as an all time great?
genuinely the worst fucking gdq ever
>>743149156I hope the big guy wins
>>743149125https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lURRAlz9ym0
>>743149121Nah just use ytdlp. Download it. Give it 0 engagement.
>>743149165JRPGs have lower standards than other genres
>>743149024that was for like the last bonus game, they wouldn't stall AFTER the final run of the marathon just for a bonus fight unless they were already pretty close. they already did the same thing last SGDQ where they gave up on a similar extra fight incentive for the deltarune finale run
This is easily the second worst choice for a finale game in GDQ history. The first is, obviously, Adef's Pokemon Emerald let's play, but this checks none of the boxes for what you'd want as a finale>bad speedrun>only an hour long, too short to milk for donations>critically acclaimed, plot-driven game that many people have yet to play and wouldn't want to ruin their experience with by watching a speedrunWho is this even for? I played E33 and I don't give a shit about this.
>>743149165baby's first turn-based JRPG please understand
>>743149198>other gamessuch as?
Alright, im gonna head on over to the cafe for the last time.Yall want somethin?
>>743149165Normies only care about production values and things feeling impressive. The bigger the scale looks and the more graphical effects/busy visuals it has, the more it appeals to the "hype moments and aura" normalfags.
>>743149156>midnightfaggotHave some self-respect
is there ever a speedrun of dusk or doom or anything or is it always trannyslop
>>743149207The finales aren't really there to get viewers. It's there to hype up donations beforehand.
>>743149189listening to this while that french guy was playing trackmania was a wonderful experience
>>743149207t. newfag who started watching this shit last year
>>743149238Get me a Peach
>>743149238>one of the ingredients for hot dogs is french fries
>>743147452why do they seem to have so little runs for a week?
>>743149238I'll have a burger
>>743149156who is the best sumo stream to watch, midnight is a cuck, mbovo sold out to some awful foid who plays loud shit music and talks about herself, the data faggot doesnt seem to be streaming and i dont like his layout it cuts too much off the bottom.
>overall 2 million dollars donated to giving rapefugees healthcarehow much of that is actually from people?
>>743149021Jeeeeesus. Good for him for surviving.
>>743149238tendies
>>743149165It steals from games that people have nostalgia for and haven't gotten new entries that play like it in literal decades>Paper Mario battle system>FFX turns and tone instead of nu-FF action combat
>>743149238>tfw no buffalo chicken wings gf
remember all the people shilling this game when ESA ran it a year ago? where are they now?
>>743149238I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim
>>743149197True, though a lot of people here are not technically savvy or lazy, even if it's as easy as dragging a URL to MPC-HC, VLC, or MPV.
Wow, I'm curious how they beat this in an hour given how much required stuff you have to do>NG+Nevermind, turning this shit off
>>743149273Mayor K
>>743149281It was run to advert bit multiple times, I think they're running out of people willing to do a run
>>743149159Yes, but stayed in a small town about an hour and a half or so outside of Paris. It's mostly the people. I liked their wine and baking, food was overrated though.
>>743149313Sir, this is food kiosk.
Best CLOSING runs at SGDQ/AGDQ ever, in your opinion?
>>743149287Wow! That's like 1*10^9 tongue depressors!
MY RUN IS UP NEXT
>>743149238brisket sandwich and it's not even close
>>743149207>>critically acclaimed, plot-driven game that many people have yet to play and wouldn't want to ruin their experience with by watching a speedrunapplies to most of the finales though, which are typically shit like FF, Chrono Trigger, Undertale/Deltarune, Earthbound (i think?)
>>743149238I want you to eat one of everything on the menu, handsome <3
>>743149348That time they did super metroid.
>>743149238>order BBQ brisket sandwich>get some red onion, a pickle, and french fries on a paper plate with no bbq brisket or bread
>>743149295It also wasn't full price, which made it seem like a better value
>>743149156i did not expect this to be the thread
>>743149348puwexil chrono trigger run, easily
>>743149357Good luck, Odo!
>>743149330what??
>>743149348mario relay
Wait these guys were there for AGDQ and in the same outfits what the hell
>>743149292I cheated and put it in to gif splitter instead of waiting
Don’t Care: 33 y/o Non-binary Woman slop
>>743149375FF, Chrono Trigger, Earthbound, etc. are like 20-30 fucking years old. E33 came out a year ago.
>>743149238>order chicken tenders>get a squirt of honey mustard, ketchup and french fries instead with no chicken tenders>order buffalo chicken wings>receive 2 baby carrots, a piece of celery, and a glob of blue cheese with no wings
>>743149323Is it? Doesn't even seem like they have anything carried over
>>743149345and don't forget the pickles
I'm going to bed. It's been shit. I'll see ya again in the winter anon.
>>743149348GDQ never ended on a good game. super metroid was an ok choice of ending one year though
>>743148713ESA is pretty good but I can never tell if I'm watching a live event or a rerun.
i was going to go to bed, but i'm curious to see the reactions if they fail the final incentive
>>743149497I liked the earthbound run they ended on one year.
>>743149507nah it ended on ZFGOOT one time
i'm falling asleep
>>743149497Chrono Trigger bro.
Let's just slap floating assets we bought from the unreal store around every map, now that's some fire art design, really flexing those artistic muscles we French are known for
>>743149285Just find a stream on YouTube with minimal shilling, like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80q605e_aZ8Not my first choice, but it works well enough. Alternatively, install an Android emulator on your PC and use Abema's app to watch it directly. It's not difficult. You may or may not need to be running a VPN within the Android emulator, I can't recall.Midnight is a massive fucking cuck and I will absolutely shame anyone and everyone who settles for his stream.
What would be a perfect game to end on for a speedrunning event?
>>743149497it's kind of a shit final game tho, feels weird ending on something exciting. a long, chill, rpg run is always the right call
>>743149536you should post residentsleeper in chat so everyone knows you are sleepy
>>743149561FF7
I miss turn based FFs. Going the action route was a mistake
AGDQ should be in a snowy state for that extra comfy
guys im about to donate $200,000
>>743149561Super Metroid 8-way race with a a separate donation bid war to save or kill the animals for each runner.
>>743149561they already had a good formula with the long rpg endings to wind down with
>>743149598overrated millenialslop
>>743149561SM64 race with the top 4 runners
>>743149497At least I know that game. This game looks so generic no wonder game companies are laying people off
>>743149634Okay, name any zoomer kino that would be an good finale.
>>743147469>>743148715>>743149034
>>743149639half of you faggots would be crying about how it's not a real speedrun and rate it KKK or whatever
>>743149634Exactly why it's a good finale game
>>743149615really hoping this game convinces square that people still like turn based rpgs. hell, persona is already proof of that
>>743149621please donate it to my bank account instead :)
>>743149639Isn't the top SM64 runner right now light years ahead of everyone else that it would be a blowout?
>>743149619I'm sure they can find somewhere cheap in chicago
>>743149673>KKKWoah now. Lets not get racist here.
Why wasn't it Deltarune ch5?
>>743149509This chick would run through all of GDQ's bussys and bank accounts.
>>743149619doesn't it snow in pittsburgh?
>>743149561Anything classic. I don’t want to watch speed runs of new games most of the time, with some exceptions.
>>743149715you will never be the woman in the image you attached to your post
>>743149520They won't, the moment it gets close the number mysteriously rockets up and hits it just on time
>>743149561They treat the last run like some main event, where in the past the main event would be earlier in the last evening. Everyone at the event would go to bed, the audience would be nearly empty, and the last run would be a nice chill run with the runner and his close friends just chilling with a nice, long RPG. Nowadays, it's hyped up to no end and is always the latest big game. There's no room for relaxing and the huge crowd just makes it so soulless, as backwards as that sounds.
>>743149726they're going to Atlanta next
>>743149561Halo: Combat Evolved
>>743149723not gonna lie a speedrun going from chapter 1 to 5 would have been kino
>>743149713Ludwig's speedrun event did a thing with a relay where they played 16 star, 70 star, and 120 star back to back with top runners relaying on one team and greensuigi doing them all on the other team (which shitters like ludwig tagging in occasionally to slow suigi down). was pretty kino
i actually liked e33, however i play other jrpgs so i only think it's decent and not the second coming of christ
so is this game actually any good? All i know is just that everyone is always covered in dirt and have their feet exposed, and the ending is a dream or something equally retarded
>>743149814Name 5 better JRPGs
>>743149806>Ludwig
>>743149561Sonic Adventure 2 All Stories
So is shit also starting tomorrow after GDQ ends?And then ESA is in a couple weeks I believe
I hecking love corporate sponsored donation!
>>743149723it released like three weeks ago also the tranny who ran deltarune in the finale last SGDQ got cancelled for being a discord groomer a few months ago so i don't think GDQ was itching to have people think about that run again so soon
>>743149774>niggerfaggot capitalmakes sense
>>743149851180 emblems
Isn't this shit ending any time now? I've hardly watched this time. Was there even SINGLE moment I'm missing out on not catching live?
>>743149776>Just let me beat the game without playing it!
>yeteelike fucking clockwork
>>743149824If you like turn based games it's fine or good, depends if you find the QTEs annoying or not. I thought I'd hate them but I didn't mind them when playing
>>743149824its fun
>>743149843yeah, but fast 50 has been very comfy despite his involvement
>>743149824It's okay but not GOTY sweep material like last year would have you believe. It really coasts off its visuals but everything else (combat, level design, story, writing) kind of falls apart under scrutiny.
>>743149872What's ORB mean?
>>743149747she's not even the best girl in her own show
>>743149824it's ok for newfags that have never played a turned based JRPG.
how many fucking t-shirts does the yetee sell? they've donated like 60 grand so far no?
>>743149868I'd worry about the Chao Emblems putting people to sleep cause thats a long time of basically nothing. And the last story ends on a high point with Live and Learn.
YETEE HOYYYPE
>>743149859>discord groomerThat's never happened before!
>>743149824I thought it was amazing and renewed my faith in the industry but I was interested in the game even before it blew up with normalfags
>>743149776I didn't parry except the few times it was required, just dodged mostly. Beat Simon and all but haven't played the content update yet
>>743149829Octopath Traveler 2Octopath Traveler 0Most Trails gamesEvery Xenoblade/Saga/Gears gameChrono Trigger
>>743149829Final fantasy tacticsKingdom hearts 1Tactics OgreDigimon story 1FFXIV
>>743149824only one character has bare feet (the asian mommy)
>>743149561Majora's Mask 100% no ACE or SRM.
>>743149927It's what you say when you see the shiny circle. It's epic and family safe.
>>743149859>deltatroon>pedoshocking
Going out with a fizzle eh? Should have let that old guy play a JRPG for 8 hours
>>743149824I skipped it because the art style is ugly, I play jrpgs for escapism not to see ugly french people
>>743149854the other marathons besides ESA don't matter because the threads get like one post an hour. no point watching this shit if there's nobody to shitpost with. honestly even ESA threads have been slowing down a lot, they often 404 overnight
>>743149561pepsiman
retards in chat talking about spoilers for a 10 year old game
>>743149776the way normies will complain about a games difficulty and then refuse to easier options will never cease to amaze me
>>743149561Pac-Man 2: The New Adventures
>>743149964Based kh1 enjoyer
>>743149824It was fine, I got annoyed by the QTEs personally. It was fun to see each enemies moves once, but grinding became even more of a pain in the ass than other turn based RPGs. Apparently there were sound cues which I completely missed because I mostly played the game very quiet. Similar to people and undertale, I became turned off by how much people glazed the shit out of the game. Sure it was fun, but the fanbase was cringe
>>743150020>e33 came out 30 years ago
>>743149964>FFXIV>KH1HAHAHAHAHAHA
Pretty insane they just didn't block anything off with invisible walls
>>743149964Based Tactics GAWD
>>743149561Karryn's Prison
>>743150085i have cleared the game and i didn't know you could jump
i occasionally glance over at the stream and see nothing interesting then continue to look at the threadmight just go to bed, this event was such shit
>>743149829SMT 3 NocturneFinal Fantasy IXDragon Quest 8Valkyrie ProfilePanzer Dragoon Saga
til next time bros
>>743150120but... there are jumping puzzles
>>743150160based, see you later m8
>>743150160shred in heaven brother
>>743150160thank you for your service
>>743150120literally not possible
>>743150160see ya later homo
>>743149672blueglass was so fucking based
>>743149561A jrpg run, something in the 3-4 hour range, long enough for the anons that complain about long runs can tolerate it enough to see the end and the anons that want comfy slow runs can settle in
>>743150160kek
>>743150120most of the dev team have never made a game before so I can see how that'd happen
>>743150160thank you guitar anon
>>743150164i thought the jumping was specific to the platforming sections. didn't know you could jump whenever
>>743149285I like datasumo because they arr rook same to me so it helps me remember who the fatguys are
>150k in less than an houris is possible?
>>743150160Don't need no instructions to know how to rock
>>743150248you're the reason why modern games are dumbed down so much
>>743149561This runhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-jzDcRd1Gs
>>743150080XIV is one of the greatest JRPG in existence idk what to tell you. Kingdom Hearts 1 was the stepping stone for pretty much every action jrpg.
>>743150248not to be rude, but do you have some kind of brain damage?
>>743150268>WE HAVE A ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLAR DONATION FROM AMD
>>743150268The yetee will pull thru
>>743149859>Transexual deltarune speedrunner and discord user turns out to be a groomerAt this point we should just start teaching kids that judging a book by its cover is in fact the correct course of action in 99% of cases
Is this game peak pretentious? The power scaling. The "please feel something" music. The astroturfed ratings.Or is it fun?
>>743150308is there a vod of the trauma dump ending to that one rpg limit break from a few years ago
What's the appeal of this game? Just looks all washed out and ugly.
>>743150248There's literally a huge text telling you to jump
E33 and BG3 are overrated
>>743150308lol that would be great. I'm playing this right now. 60 hours in and I still have some left
>>743150345frogs can't into emotions
>>743150316>XIV is one of the greatest JRPG in existencethanks, it's good to know THIS is the kind of person who seethes endlessly about e33. really puts things in perspective
>>743150364Compelling story, good music, and fun mechanics
>>743149829Valkyrie ProfileShadow HeartsLive a LiveShining ForceChrono Cross
>>743150160I'll miss you
>>743149561Brutal Legend but modded to have trve kvlt and doom metal
>>743150367We know. Its normie kinoslop.
>>743150364The story and voice acting. It's a good game.
i woke up and rewatching some of what I missed>adef running damage control for the elden rang carcrash>UHMMM IT'S FOR FUN!!! NOBODY CARES IF THEY MISSED OUT ON IMPORTANT DETAILS>THE RUNNERS WERE WRONG FOR NOT LIKING IT>VIEWERSHIP IS DOWN? THAT'S YOUR FAULT NOT OURS?
>>743150160What song do you imagine the people in your images playing?
>>743149829Tales of Phantasia is the greatest JRPG of all time, this is my truest most unfiltered cringe kino opinion
>>743147551right here m8 >>743150414
>>743150367stunning and brave
>>743150360https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm1coioZCpc&list=PL8PZB25uZuZ5YjPP-OA5OMHVaJ-MBJRDD&index=48Not sure if it's this you're referring to. They've had similar finales for a couple of years. The one you're looking for might be 2023 or 2025, just check their YT page
>>743150471Oh FUCK yes, more
>>743150447>IT'S FOR FUNi thought it was to raise money for the most important cause of our time? can't change the stakes depending on if you're begging for money or covering up your fuck ups
I havent played an rpg since 2015, there's no time. I just doomscroll and disassociate all day now when I'm not working.
>>743150514Jesus H. Christ, the whole studio must've been able to smell that.
>>743150345I liked it.
>>743150514would it be better or worse if he shaved his head?
>>743150579>>743150579>>743150579
>>743150546What would you do if your hands rotted off and you couldn't play video games ever again?
I enjoyed posting with you niggersSee you in the ESA threads
>>743150469Do you at least mean either ps1 or the psp version, or do you mean GBA or SNES?
>>743150469For a quick second I thought she had gigantic tits
>>743147513>Memoirs of Magicqrd?
>>743150591fucking dumbass
>>743149829LunarLunar 2Final Fantasy VIChrono TriggerFinal Fantasy IX
>>743150591page 1. page fucking 1.
>>743150447>>THE RUNNERS WERE WRONG FOR NOT LIKING ITwait, did the runners complain?
>>743150651>>743150671baited for this EXACT response
>>743150695
>>743150691at least one of them said during the run to leave it on 4 player split screen instead of disrupting the stream to zoom in on particular runs because they kept messing it up
>>743150605i want to smell her feet
>>743150594shitpost on /v/
>majority of game is spent running speedilythis is a true speed run
>>743150627GBA of course, with the dogshit bit crushed audio and all
>>743150268It's called a bluff. They have the money from yetee already but they want fresh donations first. If yetee just completed it people would be less inclined to donate
>>743150414kek>>743150456flames, what else
>>743150852Did you ever play the summon knight swordcraft story games on GBA? They are very similar to the first few tales games, but my decade plus old memories tell me they are much better.
>>743150942>what elseSLOW RIDETAKE IT EASY
>>743150948I didn't play it at the time, I did go back and emulated it a few years ago and didn't really find it all that great so I dropped it maybe I'll give it another shot though
>>743151106I do fear that it may be a game that is fantastic in my memories, fueled by nostalgia, and for that reason I don't think I'll ever play it again. I made that mistake playing through mario tennis power tour earlier this year
>>743150395I don't think you have even played XIV
>>743151264I've replayed phantasia and still love it, play mario baseball
>>743150637Peak slaphappy trainwreck run complete with a tard wrangler on the couch
