Fuck Anna Henrietta
marry ciri
I pledge undying allegiance to my duchess and her luscious, juicy, dick sucking lips. Every incelpire will be put down.
Dettlaff was in the right btw. There should have been a way to end the dlc in such a way that explained how right he was.
>>743191340I cucked him and then killed him
>>743190449i tried...
>>743191387billions must die
>>743191340>Dettlaff was in the rightNo.>>743191387I did this as well.
>>743191452We all did...
>>743191340Detlaff is chris-chan tier autism, to such a degree that his buddy is willing to permanently put him out of his misery, to kill an ancient member of their almost extinct species just to save him from the terminal levels of retardation that he has achieved
>>743190449Okay
>>743190449
>>743190449We know you did Dandelion
>>743190449Gladly. She was the hottest chick in the entire game. Dandelion is a fucking retard
>>743191387>getting your bro exiled for some puss CRINGE, bros before hoes
her but a bimbo getting fucked by futa frog lady from balls hurt gay 3
>>743193507NO Anakin don't try it!
>>743193772He sticks with you no matter what thoWhich is strange, I'm not a bookfag, but Detlaff saved him and nursed him back to health after getting turned into a puddle of goo by a powerful mage, you'd think he'd more loyal to him
>>743193772hey man I didn't know that was gonna happen
>>743194139Did you miss the part where Detlaff was chimping out over a whamen? Never go full retard.
>>743190449I don't want dandelions used goods thxplus she's very annoyingSyanna is much more charming... but I still consider her a horrible bitch for her role in coercing dettlaff to slaughter half a city then get killed by his blood brother
>>743194481Butcher of blaviken cock
>>743194481buck broken cucks destroy nothingthey bitch about not getting anally raped
>>743194139Detlaff was so pissed that his primal instincts literally took over him and he was doomed to an immortal existence of mass murdering and eternal retardation.Regis accepts that Detlaff has to be put down either way at that point
>>743193801>futa
>>743192838literally me
Detlaff was justified in his actions and the queens sister deserved to die and so did the queen too desu for being a rude bitch.
I forget the endings. Is there an ending where you can have Detlaff and Syanna both die as both of them are retarded.
>>743195326If Detlaff wasn't a retard he would have only killed Syanna. But he was a retard
>>743195396He had to do it as they wouldnt give him what he wanted. He was quite reasonable really. Let him kill the foid who manipulated him and he will go away. She was guilty and deserved to die.
>>743195491Most of the population of Beauclair didn't deserve it. Detlaff was also a giga retard for falling for Syanna so hard that he was willing to enact an elaborate revenge scheme where he would do all the work and take the fall if it came to it
was she ever popular in that game or did you guys just enjoyed the early animations of her?
Detlaff is the most relatable character even put into a video game.
>>743196112She's pretty popular, also she's a regular human woman so her natural beauty mogging the shit out of most magically enhanced sorceresses is pretty impressive
FUCK Rosa var Attre.
>>743197830>mogging the shit out of most magically enhanced sorceresses is pretty impressiveNot really when everyone is hot.
>>743190449i invoke my monster fucker permit and fuck the half bird woman while she's in bird form and use my witcher knowledge to make sure she stays half bird.
FUck Philip Banks
>>743194139Regis in the books is one of the main party members, he’s like Frog, Wakka, Erik, or whatever other JRPG companion you like.The game does an ok job but it really understates just how much him and Geralt are bros, the whole reason he turned into a puddle in the first place is because he was sacrificing himself for Geralt
>>743197950I wanted to hate fuck both of these bitches.
>>743197950Fuck you for reminding me of her, it turns out I'm still mad 11 years later
>>743191340He's not right.Blood and Wine is a tale of two sensitive, thoughtful people who were wronged and either overcame their bitterness and tried to forgive, or succumbed to the bitterness and became the monsters they didn't want to be known as.Detlaff, no matter what the player choice is, loses control in the end. Despite his claims that he was not a monster, he was unable to let go and became a rabid beast. Syanna you can at least convince to let go of her resentment.
>>743198859You're mad about that? I'm mad that they wouldn't let me get a Shani ending because [reasons].
>>743197950>>743198859I don’t really remember this character what did she do?
God, arrogant bitchy girls like anarietta exist solely to be facefucked until they're covered in soot from the stream of mascara & tears running down their face.>>743191340he was right until he decided to chimp out on the people of beauclair who had nothing to do with his hatred of syanna. then he had to be put down for his sake & others.
>>743190449>Fuck (a LOT)Yennefer>MarryAnna>KillTriss
>>743190831I just got reminded about how the """"next gen""" update fucked up the game even more.>Be me>play witcher 3>get to ciri's novigrad mission>do the exploit to get her sword (like i have done many times without issue)>play for hours>get to kaer morhen fight>"huh that's strange.... Ciri doesn't have her sword">get to the Crones fight>soft locked because ciri STILL doesn't have her swordWhy the fuck did they change this? just to fuck over people who want to have fun? These niggers at CDPR have ruined this game with shitty updates and i'm sure the DLC will be shit as well.
>>743199458Bait geralt (and you) with sex only to say no.
>>743200407Just play the old version Anon why bother with the Netflix graphicsbloat version?
>>743200407They nuked some of the most prolific meta builds, but then they didn't bother to nerf any alchemy. Chug 3 decos, do 127% bonus damage, and sit at 100% crit; that's fine, but we can't have people abusing food to heal or actually use signs.
>>743200581Even worse, Rosa was originally supposed to be fuckable but CDPR cut it out of the final game.
>>743200639It was on ps4.>>743200673I swear they didn't want to add anything cool to the game at all. Why not try to improve the combat in meaningful ways?
>>743200581Ah I refused to get with anyone who wasn’t Yennefer so I probably turned her down before she had the chance to do that, probably why I’m not remembering anything bad
>>743200807PS4 got the update?
>>743201014Yep and i'm pretty sure everyone got it.
>>743200378
>>743200378Based.Kill all Lodge sorceresses.
>>743200773>Rosa was originally supposed to be fuckable but CDPR cut it out of the final gameFUCK
Futa Ciri fucking all the milfs
>>743198991Missionary position for the sole purpose of baby making with Shani.
>>743201281>Key members included Philippa Eilhart, Triss Merigold, Yennefer of Vengerberg (who collaborated with them), Fringilla Vigo, Margarita Laux-Antille, Sabrina Glevissig, Keira Metz, Sheala de Tancarville, Francesca Findabair, and Assire var Anahid. The Lodge sought to control political outcomes by manipulating kings and placing their own members in positions of power, famously attempting to marry Ciri to Prince Tankred Thyssen of Kovir to create a magical superstate.
>>743203017>HEHE I KNOW I'LL COPY-PASTE A SYNOPSIS INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY FUCKING READING ANY OF THE BOOKS CHECKMATE ANONFuck off, retard. Yennefer never wanted to abuse Ciri to control the world like the Lodge did and never sold her out to them like Triss did. She told them all to go fuck themselves.
>>743200951I did the same on my playthrough.
>>743200951Based loyle to his waifu anon
Creampie’ing Triss on a warm sunny hill at Corvo Bianco
>>743190449loving married sex with Cerys
>>743194704kill yourself timmy tiny white pecker lol, India rapes your entire life
>>743195326This. Sadly there's no option to let him go without ending up in cuck jail, so letting the Duchess die for nursing the viper and letting the true criminal pay for her crimes with death is the best ending we get. Although I would really have liked the option to call her bluff when she complains about not hiring someone else and just fucked off to let the city burn.
>>743195664That's on Anna, not Detlaff. Even her knights were pointing out to her that the public wanted Syanna to face punishment, but she was refusing to hand her over due to nothing but selfishness
>>743198970>bitterness and tried to forgiveThere will be no forgiveness. Only revenge.
>>743190449>>743190831Reminder that women in Witcher fuck anything that moves. Only cucks would waifu any of them. Pump and dump.
>>743203779I’m just autistic and a bookfag and there is no way in hell canon Geralt would be disloyal to Yen, even after all the shit with Triss when he lost his memoryI get it’s an RPG though and they need to have other options
>>743199995>he was right until he decided to chimp out on the people of beauclair who had nothing to do with his hatred of syanna. then he had to be put down for his sake & others.If you are wronged then everything you do for revenge on the person who wronged you is justified. Its worth sacrificing billions if it means you get your revenge on 1 person who wronged you.
i cum shani
>>743204486>fuck anything that movesCiri has fucked more monsters than geralt has killed.
>>743203928YesFuck anon, every quest with her made me want to go on vacation again to Ireland and see all the cute redheads again who are nicer than the ice bitches here in New England
>>743197950The game railroading you to be mad at her was dumb.
>>743195382Force Detlaff meeting, kill him. Don't go to Fairy Land and Syanna kills Anarrieta Catherina then gets killed by her guard.
can i play witcher 3 without playing 1 and 2?
>>743205916Yes but you should probably at least play 2.
>>743205916Meeting Emhyr will be quite confusing.
>>743205916you can't play it without having read the books in polish anon
>>743205916Witcher 1 is the best one though.
>>743206215Emhyr isnt in 1 or 2 though
>>743190831WTF is that ogrid hand?
>>743190449Witcher 1 is the only good Witcher game and the books will always be better than the retarded fan fiction. Witcher ends with Geralt and Yennefer dying and go to Avalon while Ciri lives the rest of her life in King Arthur land. The rest of this retarded shit never happened, just like the Star Wars sequels.
>>743204486You can’t fault Sapkowski, he only experienced Polish women his entire life.
>>743206607You're forgetting the epilogue of Season of Storms
>>743206607>Witcher 1 is the only good Witcher gametrue>the books will always be betterkill yourself sapkikeskithe only good witcher books are the first two short story collection books
I'm little less mad with this board after reading this thread. Some of you are ok
>>743203885This.
I have more time fapping to futa's from this game then actually playing it
>>743199458Cocktease & blueball.
>>743193568>fucks a queen over his poetry, confidence, whimsy, and songs>today that would get you a protective order
>>743205916You need context or it's going to be pretty awkward. Either play them or at least watch a video if you must, but don't go in blind.I vaguely remember there being a playlist linked in one of the old generals, but for the love of god, even after searching for like an hour, I can't find it. Neither in the archive, nor on youtube and now I wont be able to sleep well tonight.
>>743201230>the genuine sound of joy when she saw CiriThat was cute.
>>743190449I never finished that DLC. By the time I got there I'd lost interest in the game
>>743204038awkward...
>>743206457You might want to replay Witcher 2, kek
As someone who just plays the games it's weird how Yennefer kind of comes out of nowhere in 3
>>743209594NTA but he is right.Nilfgaard is in w2 however emhyr himself is not.
>>743190449She fuck futas
>>743209901When CDPR first started making the games they for some reason didn’t want to use the actual main characters, but they still wanted near identical clones of them in the games. Triss was used as a Yen clone even though she’s a minor character in the books, Zoltan became Geralt’s dwarf best bro instead of Yarpen even though he was a minor character in the books, which is even more bizarre because they actually put Yarpen in the games, and he has barely any dialogue, and Alvin was an OC Ciri cloneObviously they decided to reverse this (except for Zoltan/Yarpen) and had to shoehorn them in for 3
>>743210539I thought it was because at first it started out as something just based on the books, and they weren't going to use any of the already established characters? IIRC Geralt wasn't even going to be the protagonist
>>743210874Haven’t heard that one before but could be
>>743210539But Triss and Yen have very different personalities in the games. I never felt Triss and Yen were alike at all. Triss is too sweet(but hyper manipulative) Yen, well..she's Yen.
>>743205916>>743209079Plenty of people started with 3, I did it was fine.>Geralt had amnesia>Geralt has an adopted daughter that's magically unique and everyone is after her included her biological father Emperor Emhyr and the titular wild hunt.>Geralt cheated on his on again off again girlfriend while having amnesia and starts the game looking of her>Emhyr army is invading>Elves and Dwarves are marginalizes by human. That's the only context you really need and the dream sequence tutorial and the campfire talk with Visenna does a descent enough job. The only real drawback is not knowing what choices you are choosing in the bathtub quiz in lieu of a witcher2 save transfer file system.
>>743190449this bitch was so naive and stupid. I'm not even mad she died, maybe a man can take over the duchy.
>>743211282In Witcher 1 Triss was a lot closer to Yennefer personality wise but they changed her in 2 and 3, but personality aside she’s a clone in the sense of ‘Geralt needs a sorcerer girlfriend let’s pick a background character we can mould how we want’
>>743210539>>743211647I think it really adds to Triss' betrayal in the books by how profoundly shit Triss is that she doesn't tell Geralt about his amnesia. That she behaves like Yen in the first two games suggests she is mimicking Yen because she knows Geralt will fall in love with her that way.It obviously wasn't planned to be that way in 1 and 2 but by the time 3 rolls around and CDPR makes Yen give Triss the murder-eyes at Kaer Morhen it kinda shows they know they actually accidentally made Triss the worst person and it was brilliant. Yen throwing the bed out of the tower made no sense as Yen had never been to Kaer Morhen let alone have sex with Geralt there so how could she really be angry at non-existentially sharing that bed with Triss. We know the monumental amount of restraint Yen is showing by not ripping Triss' tits off right there is because Ciri is there and Ciri's love for Triss and needing Triss to protect Ciri is more important than vengeance for Triss seducing Geralt for all those years. I love the fact that choosing Triss in 3 as your love interest was just plainly the wrong choice.
they need to make the next witcher game with less sex appeal
>>743211752I dont remember shit about 2.
>>743190449Bimbo
>>743205916If you care about world building and not be completely dumbfounded by the many names and kingdoms, I'd recommend watching something.Most videos on youtube seem kinda trash if you want a pure summary. This playlist seems pretty alright, since it actually starts with some basic fucking geography, which is something that is severely lacking in game. The last video basically ends just before the start of witcher 3. Just skip the intros.https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLHYLVUrqXJj0HIyWVHHT1R4WAebUKFkT
>>743212097I don't remember anything either except for Roche and the one line where Geralt is concerned about his memory and Triss jokingly suggests she is manipulating him, which the audience knows she actually is.I really enjoy the fact that Triss is the worst. It took a lot of unintentional effort to make Triss ultimately that shitty and they deceive players by making her mind-blowingly hot. I don't think there's ever been a more wrong choice of a love interest than Triss in fiction I mean there are many days of time where we see what kind of person Triss is and at the same time there's probably no denying she truly loves Geralt.This isn't to say Yen isn't a cunt. Yen is the worst person to everyone except Geralt and Ciri. \Tthe monkey paw of the wish just forced them to cross paths (i.e. never be separated). The love was never a product of the wish at least that's how I see it.
>>743212193Extremely kissable lips
>>743212689I always thought the common theory was something along the lines of Geralt wishing for their fates to be tied to each other, so she wouldn't die. Hence their back-to-back deaths at the end of the series. I agree their love wasn't from the wish.I do hate in the game though that you can't have Ciri meet you in Toussaint unless you reject both Triss and Yen
>>743212689Triss > the whore called yennefer
>>743204509From what I've read from other people, I got the impression Geralt and Yen slept around despite their relationship?
>>743212193>>743190449At least you get to fuck her sister, they look similar enough. Henrietta still mogs everybody in the game though, but Sylvia is a solid 8.5/10, it's just that Anarietta is an actual 10
>>743213234IIRC they occasionally break up and go their separate ways before getting back together, a few times, after the genie story. Once the main series begins though, they're both pretty locked in on finding Ciri
>>743198991>>743202074Concerning lack of Shani ITT
>>743213403Fuck Shani
>>743213087>fates to be tied to each otherI like this too and it makes sense. I like that them dying together has that explanation rather than Sapkowski spitefully killing them because he's a bitter piece of shit.>I do hate in the game though that you can't have Ciri meet you in Toussaint unless you reject both Triss and YenI think we have to make the concession that CDPR can't even hint that players are wrong for choosing Triss. Because if Ciri shows up while Yen is there and Ciri doesn't show up while Triss is there people are going to question why that is the case with the reason being that Ciri isn't going to forgive Geralt for choosing Triss over her "mom".I don't even like any of the Ciri endings. I think realistically Ciri takes Yen and Geralt to other worlds and they live quiet peaceful tourist lives. They stupidly suggest Ciri visits a modern world - so it would make sense for all three of them to live there with refrigeration and plumbing. Why fucking live as a Witcher or rule Nilfgaard when they can live in not-Tokyo or not-Paris.
>>743213534I need a medic!
>>743205916Absolutely.
>>743213403>>743213403>>743213534>>743213534>>743213891She absolutely fucking knew what she was doing wearing those white thighighs to her friends wedding
>>743213403>>743213534>>743214641
>>743214641Why can't i live in the witcher world? Fuck it's not fair
>>743214831You'd just be nekker food.
>>743214641Her and Geralt are long time fuck buddies. She just wanted his dick again before going off to war.
>>743215397I would become a witcher or a sorcerer and fuck mad bitches
>>743214831>live in the witcher worldno thanks
>>743215609I would prefer to live in that world (monsters and other dangers included) then live in this hell.
>>743215763What if you're born as a Redanian?
>>743215868What are you trying to say?
>>743206407I've only ever seen this opinion on /v/, the hive of contrarians.
>>743215605
>>743190449lae'zel did
>>743199995>God, arrogant bitchy girls like anarietta exist solely to be facefucked until they're covered in soot from the stream of mascara & tears running down their face.Yes.
>>743205916Yeah but you should play them.
>>743200378This 100+ years old hag just date a 61 years old witcher.
Why does /v/ have a fascination with getting cucked?
Pumped hard on W1 Shani and Vex in W2
I bet the vampire homeworld sucks shit
>>743217991what a problematic age gap
>>743218147Geralt has been fucking Shani since she was a minor.
>>743218092It would probably kill a human in the first 10 seconds.
>>743218553It would be extremely painful.
>>7432185824u
>>743211752>fucks geralt on yens bedCold blooded
Futa Ciri x Anna Henrietta (meis3d is king)
>>743218771>meis3dgrotesque
>>743218897Let's see Anon's preferences.
Thoughts?
>>743220074>good story>bad gameplayIt's a Witcher game alright.
>>743220074I enjoyed it a lot, but holy fuck the optimisation LITERALLY killed my last computer, and nearly did my current (modern) one in.
>>743220074unloaded buckets of cum
>>743220074a terrible game with some good story elements and characters. but totally overshadowed by the attempt to force the witcher to be Game of Thrones.
>>743220074The only good game in series>>743221256>attempt to force the witcher to be Game of ThronesPolitics are a norm in any good fantasy setting and in Witcher in particular they fit well, since it's what it always was about
>>743197950>>743198859Yep, STILL mad.
>>743215512Reminder that Geralt started fucking her when she was an underage student.
>>743218771>meis3d Thanks for the recommendation
>>743222808Yup I read this part in the books before I dropped them (the novels get kinda boring, I liked the short stories more). It was in Blood of Elves. They fuck while she's going to school in Oxenfurt. And it's pretty implied it's not for the first time.
>>743224408Groomalt.
>>743218037Yennefer - angelThe redhead whore has been cheating and using you for two years straight and doesn't want you to return to your family.
>>743220074pretty but jank and not in a good way like witcher 1
>>743214831Nah, fuck that. My life sucks as it is, I dont want to walk outside to see a fucking dragon or some shit.
>>743204486>>743204486not ciri, ciri is as pure as the virgin snow patiently awaiting for her faithful husband (me !)
>>743206457I mean the interrogation part in the castle with genersl Jason Vorhes.
>>743220074S tier story which encourages 2 playthrough with the branching pahtsWorst gameplay of the Witcher series though, and the ui is utterly crippled by consolefags. The potion system is fucking atrocious too. Whoever thought it was ok to make mpotions unuseable in combat AND to have potion duration count down during fucking cutscenes is an absolute cretin who should have been flayed.I still like it though, the story side of the game really is that good. Massive wasted potential though
>>743205916Play 1st and 2nd ones too
>>743220136This. Gameplay in all witchers sucks in one way or another and everything else carries them hard
>>743218520And she already had quite a mileage when she first fucked GeraltI mean she's a med student AND a readhead so thats a given but still
Berries tart, lilac sweet
>>743190449She's ripe for ..... improvement .....
>>74321560599% of kids they tried turning into Witchers died horribly
>>743228794wtf was vesimir's problem?
>>743197830What the fuck is this underwear, 13th century Victoria's Secret.
>>743190449I like watching her take futa cocks
>>743216357yeah because everyone else is a fake witcher fan who started with 3 and maybe went back to play 2 but couldn't even bring themselves to try 1 because of the graphics being old
>>743228639hahaha that's funny because brosnan makes whales out of womenwell memed, sir!
>>743190449certified plaphog
Marry my gothfu
>>743222808reminder shani made the first move
>>743190449>No bobsI don't think i will sirs
when is the remake out? i can't be bothered playing the old game
>>7432315022 more weeks
>>743213234Yeah at the start but then by the end of the series they are only with each other which is extremely rare both for witchers and sorcerers
>>743191221Why do these women mistake mascara for eye shadow? Are they stupid?
>>7432305621 is the best, but the opening hours of 1 do not make a good first impression. It filters out so many people. Modern gamer also cannot handle how opressive the swamp is on your first visits, and they say the game sucks because they think they have to kill every fucking drowner that they see
>>743190449Is not making hair romanceable an example of CDProjekt going woke?
>>743235803It was inevitable once they started scaling up like crazy and hire Americans after W3's wild success
>>743232416Wholesome. I don't know how Trissfags cope.
>>743239980If everyone read the books there would be no Trissfags
>>743220074All Witcher games are great to the chosen.
>>743235803this bitch looks like a psychopath who the fuck would hire this this abomination
Did she deserve it?
>>743242759Probably. The lodge all really deserve to die horrible deaths.
>>743242759sorceresses are actually pretty despicable
I will now play Witcher 3 for the first time, without playing 1 & 2 or reading the novels.
>>743243230that's the best way to do it. the books kind of suck and the author has a sick fascination with dykery. the prior games are alright but 3 is just better
>>743191221Dandellion's cock was between those lips.
>>743243065>>743243191The Lodge deserved it but going after all magic users and then non humans in Redania was like hammering a nail with a shotgun. Radovid made the Lodge look sympathetic by the end which is insane cuz they are all the worst.
>>743243705Radovid was as Phillipa made him
>>743190449>Fuck Anna HenriettaIf you insist
>>743243284>the books kind of suckThe first 2 are fine as an anthology series with an overarching theme about a guy looking for meaning in life. Everything from Blood of Elves on is generic fantasy and that's half the reason the show is shit.
>>743242759No, you should have let her die from the rigged crystal in 2
>>743208954>oh woe is him, in the modern day gigachad svfferslmao
I do have to hand it to witcher 3, dandelion comes across as this bitchy peacock who talks out both sides of his mouth and is high on the smell of his own farts and so was thoroughly obnoxious to deal with but I can absolutely see women swooning for a guy like that
>>743220074I'm playing it atm, being in the dwarven town (I think it's chapter 3?). Gameplay is not much better than W1's. Decided to "betray" Roche and go with the Elves this time. Partly because I sided with the Order in W1 and partly because I was promised a succubus fuck in that path. We'll see.It seems to have a branching story that affects details about the events. Overall storywise it's interesting. After that, it's burning months on W3 I suppose.
>>743228794Would still do it.Agonizing pain for a short time and then becoming a witcher is a good trade-off.>>743226330Dragons R cool
>>743190449Is that the one modelled by the tranny?
>>743245648No. You're thinking of Keira Metz. And I don't know if she was actually modeled on a tranny or if it was coincidence
>>743220136>bad gameplayIt would be so much better with a few tweaks here and there idk why they didn't try to fix it with an update.
>>743246902Isn't it KOTOR combat with one character? It hard to see how a few tweaks could fix that.
>>743249078>KOTORNever played it so idk>tweaksMaking the animations match the attack/block frames would go a long way for the game. You can't tell what the enemy is going to do half the time so it incentivizes spamming aard.
>>743209273That moment is the moment that always ends up pulling me away from trying to romance Triss. I'll think "Ok, Triss is also hot af, THIS TIME I for sure will romance her" and then I think forward to what else will happen and I remember the reuniting scene.
>>743242759She got raped didn't she?
>>743206607Witcher 1 is not even a good game, let alone being the best in the series.Witcher 1 is borderline unplayable trash, you lose all your credibility when you praise that garbage.
>>743228406This is a stupid way of looking at things, Gameplay is not equal by being bad or mediocre, just because none of them have great gameplay doesn't mean the gameplay is equal in all of them.1 basically has shit gameplay, its extremely shallow, clunky and stale.2 tries to improve the gameplay a little bit by enhancing the minigames and the combat, they introduce multiple new minigames and make the combat resemble a mixture of Assassin's Creed and Souls, but its still very janky and rough around the edges, you get some bosses but they are not well designed.Then 3 improves the gameplay even more by adding better and smoother movesets and controls and adds new buttons to engage in the combat by resembling Arkham & Souls, and the minigame here offers more depth than the others.Then the DLCs improve the gameplay even more by adding much better bosses and enemies and more options to tweak progression.I'm certain 4 will have even better gameplay now after all the criticism.
>>743230487Pretty much this
>>743235803>>743239351>1000 ESG Score stare
>>743190449R34?
>>743253054wdhmbt?
>>743253054nyl2, et.c. the usual.
>>743245004Consider that you haven't experienced TW2 without playing it twice.
>>743253818>nyl2
>>743251103The other way around. You out yourself as a pleb if you don't like it.
What i want to know is who of the witcher girls would be the best fuck?>tightest pussy>best skills>most loving>best dirty talk
>>743255321>Ciri>Yen>Shani>Lambert
>>743250151>extremely hot and despised sorceress is chained up and left in a dungeon with a tons of guards I'm sure they just walked her home gently
>>743256562They're all extremely hot because using magic to turn themself so is the first thing they learn(partially because having magic leaves you prone to mutating in witcher and partially because women are vain)yennefer is a hunchback
>>743256708Yes I suppose that was redundant but the point is any captured sorceress was probably not surrounded by men with tons of respect for sexual autonomy.
>>743256562I wonder if they did anal.>>743256708I'm pretty sure everyone knows this.
>>743256708Uhm, actually. Triss is natty.
>>743194481>I need to see a bbc destroying that butt
>>743211752>I love the fact that choosing Triss in 3 as your love interest was just plainly the wrong choice.Counterpoint: Triss isn't a nagging cunt with a sense of superiority to everyone else
>>743256989Pretty sure they did everything
>>743225482Its fucking rediculous that Jennifer is so mad at GERALT, when it took a rediculously dumbass spell to break the mindfuckening.The very moment he gets his memory, geralt wraps up his current shit and goes searching the earth for yen.Meanwhile, yen lets triss off scot free ... like fucking what?
>>743213087Wrong. The explicit, really badly worded wish is for yen to get what she deserves.Which the djinn, being a djinn, creatively interprets.Half the conflict between yen and geralt is whether the dinner actually did anything at all, or if what they feel is just a magical curse.
>>743243191It's hilarious how Philippa is presented as "one of the gang" at the end
>>743258187It's just her lashing out and venting her frustrations. It could have certainly come with a "Sorry I was so unreasonable getting mad about this" latter conversation, but... it's Yennefer.Also I assume she and Triss talked and settled the score offscreen while Geralt was out looking for Ciri.
>>743258832>I assume she and Triss talked and settled the score offscreenYeah I'm sure Yenn gave her quite the tongue lashing
>>743190449Fuck her goth sister. That's who I want to marry, not a girlboss who never respect anything not the one who lied to me to bang me.
>>743205916yeah, if you're goycattle
>>743259889
>they are only pretty because they used magic to make themselves pretty!!!Why do people say this as if it changes anything. It's not like real women where you wake up and the makeup has come off and they look like a troll
>>743230562I've played them all and there's nothing that 1 does better than the others besides Alchemy.
>>743256708The magic transformation is permanent, it's not like a makeup buff that they have to keep enabled at all times. Yennefer is no longer a hunchback.
>>743260513No clue.I personally think it changes nothing. Name one person alive who wouldn't change something (permanently) about themselves if they could. The personality is more important.
>>743260727once a hunchback always a hunchback, her attitude makes a lot more sense when you view her as a spiteful mutant
>>743258960>gothHow is she a goth? She fucks a vampire and has dark hair?
>>743261425That's just your retarded opinion though, not fact.
>>743261668sorry to hear about your deformity anon but plastic surgery won't fix you
>>743261960>mentally ill yappingOkay lol.
>>743258085Hot
>>743252226Lol
>>743261668That's called character depth, you bagel.
>>743193568>DandelionFound the dubfag.
>>743265813You will never be polish.
