Overall, I like it, I just think whoever decided that the laser and bomb buttons should be on opposite sides of the face button should be fired and never work in the games industry ever again.Did anyone else pick this up?One of the major things I like is the little narrative explanations for the route splits. The Sector Y fleet being sent to reinforce the Katina outpost is kind of how I always figured it would go down.
>>743210623I only played it with the N64 controller. I liked it. My kids liked it. Multiplayer was fun. My only real complaint is that they made Titania only accessible from Sector X by intentionally failing the boss so you have to wait FOREVER for it to knock out slippy. It seems like they could have given a story reason to still go to Titania (they detected a transmission from the surface or something) and then have Slippy's arwing have a malfunction while flying down so you still have to rescue him.
>>743210623They are using the 3DS button layout for some reason
>>743211114I kind of like that Titania is this barren, desolate place with absolutely zero reason to go there by choice. Besides, it takes like 10 seconds for Slippy to get knocked down.
>>743211114Yeah, I mean Titania isn't my favorite level by any means, but I can see the frustration. Maybe the N64 controller is what I need to use. For old time's sake at least.I'm glad your kids liked it, more kids need to appreciate the classics. I imagine the Mario Galaxy movie put the Star Fox team back into the public zeitgeist.
Oh yeah, OP here. This was my first run btw. I just went the red line route for the flex, but I fell short of so many medals that this picture is just frustrating to look at. I guess I've gotten rusty after all this time.And before you ask, Peppy took down Pigma. Somehow. Honestly I'm not even mad at him for it.
>>743210623>blue on orangeEugh, just let this trend die already
i feel nostalgic for the starfox kino threads already
Anyone like the first person with joycon aiming?
>>743213086Okay. That's a third spinning meme we got.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VE3RhS617mEhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1783607472968030.mp4
>>743211558>Peppy took down Pigma. Somehow. Honestly I'm not even mad at him for it.Who would get mad at that? It should be the canon outcome.
>>743210623How do I medal Macbeth?
>>743210623>3 hours old thread>13 postsi already told you to stop forcing this unc ip
>>743218534It's one of the easier medals. Let the train drop the rocks at the beginning of the stage and then bomb them all. next, let the turrets on the train drop the boulders from the cliffsides, and then destroy those.All throughout this, keep destroying the train piece by piece. And of course, shoot the 8 switches towards the end to get the +50 at the end.Honestly you'll want bombs, might be best to come to Macbeth from Zoness so you can farm bombs from the Sarumarine.Not to mention Kat's a pretty good help with the switches.
>>743211114>N64 controllerYou can do that? Wtf I need to try it. I just miss motion aiming. Mouse aiming is fine but it's cumbersome on a fucking chair.
Gib Katt soon!
>>743218534Destroy the train cars, bomb the enemy fighters, and hit all 8 switches. ezpz
>>743218009If Wolf offers him money to suck his dick would he accept?
>>743220127He's a Merc, not a prostitute.
https://youtu.be/nSHwFCDOsls
>>743220938But he loves money
>>743221829Not forgotten
You guys think the adventure game will just be a redo of Adventures or be an entirely unrelated action-adventure kind of game?
>>743211558Gotta pump those numbers up.
I think Krystal and Fox should have sex repeatedly.
>>743226494The later
>>743226876Krystal should be retired from the series for good
>>743211558My first run was also of the hard route and I sucked. After a couple more playthroughs where I did every other level and got all the medals there, I capped off my normal difficulty playthrough with another hard route run and got all medals on my first try. You'll get better.
>>743226990So how badly you going to seethe if she does return?
>>743220127why would wolf need to offer money
7 hours. Pretty quick. Though that's to be expected when you're a pathetic simp.
Just got it over the weekend. First playthrough:
mp is fun but heavily rng based since sometimes you get jack shit in terms of special weapons while the opposing team gets two stage wide plasma cannons and constant emp bombs.
>>743227191Congratulations!
>>743227191Second.
Post high scores.
>>743227080I'll be upset that the series will enter a new era of decline like it has in the 2000s. She doesn't offer anything good for the series as shown in the past so bringing her back will be a major mistake even if they make a good game in spite of her appearing.
>>743210623
>>743227849Whaaaaaat?
>>743226494I don't think it even exists desu, I just don't see the timeline where Nintendo suddenly greenlights multiple Star Fox problems at once after years of ignoring it. At first I was kinda buying into the "they were making the adventure game first but then Chris-san asked to put Fox in the Mario Galaxy movie so Nintendo then contacted Velan to do a quick remake of SF64 just to capitalize on the hype and also get people prepared for the big new adventure game next" theory, but apparently going by Liam Robertson, the remake was in development since 2022, so before the Galaxy movie was even a twinkle in their eye.
>>743228847>Nintendo suddenly greenlights multiple Star Fox problems meant *projects, but "problems" I guess also works in this case, hahaha.
Replayed 64 the other night. The default scores have Peppy and Slippy above Falco and Wolf.
>>743229080>Wlf below FalcoGod why do these two suck at vidya? Oh wait in Wolf's case it must be because of the lack of an eye.
>>743229145Whats under the patch Wolf!?
>>743228847Feel like I am replying to myself because I am literally in the same boat. (That is even my screenshot from yesterday lmao)It is hard to put a timeline together on which game came first. Donkey Kong Bananza started full production in like 2021 with the plans for it as far back as 2017.So its not impossible that a Star Fox adventure game could have still started development first, or that both were greenlit around the same time. I just think it is odd for two Star Fox games to be in development simultanesouly by, most likely, two different studios. Which means two different game philosophies, art styles, so on. Fox going from Super Mario Galaxy's design, to the remake's design, to something else is wild.>Nintendo suddenly greenlights multiple Star Fox problemsI take it you mean "projects" and not "problems" lmaoTo be fair, Pikmin had Pikmin 3 Deluxe, Pikmin 4, and two remasters all likely in development around the same time. They made a HUGE push for Pikmin.So starting off with a remake of SF64, then Fox being added to the movie in like 2023/2024, and so they decided to just start their big Star Fox push with another game.Not impossible, and definitely a big risk, but possible since its Miyamoto's baby still. Especially if they do end up doing a Star Fox movie project.
>>743214934in 64, your team mates have very rare voicelines if they get the kill on the last star wolf member on fichina. In the remake once Leon/Pigma/Andrew are down to less than half health, Falco/Peppy/Slippy will start going after them.
>>743210623Jesus Christ people are still shilling this Indian coded demake? Does the Switch 2 have no games? It’s pathetic at this point
>>743227880Krystal herself did not single-handedly start the decline of Star Fox. It was converting Dinosaur Planet as a whole into Star Fox that started it. Single-handedly blaming Krystal is the same as single-handedly blaming General Scales or the stupid talking Warpstone character. Her appearance in Assault did not worsen that game. Her writing in Command was awful, but that literally applies to EVERYONE not just her.
>>743226494they're shooting themselves in the foot if it has anything to do with Adventures
>>743227802>lost Peppy on VenomSad!Pathetic!
It's fine, the problem is that the only thing to talk about are the cutscenes. The game needed another "zone" or something.
>>743210623Pick rel was literally me.Didn't think they'd redo SF64 again, didn't want them to redo SF64 again.But man does the game hold up. Ended up pushing me to get the Switch 2.(Plus I know there will inevitably be other games I want, too. New Smash, etc.)
>>743230265They really remade Starfox a 4th fucking time before unveiling a new Smash title. God Nintendo is so fucking retarded.
BOYS DON'T!FALCO HAS HOLLOW BONES!!!
Hypothetically would it be gay to have sex with Falco if he had a cloaca? It’s basically a vagina anyways and no different from the one a female bird has. It’s not like you’re touching a dick or anything.Also bought the remake mostly because I hope it inspires Nintendo to make a new game.
I like Bolse's look in the original.
>>743229274>Her appearance in Assault did not worsen that game. It absolutely did
>>743230706>bought the remake mostly because I hope it inspires Nintendo to make a new gameI think they gave the studio a "calligraphy test", in that they wanted them to prove they could redraw the original perfectly before attempting their own take.I guarantee Japanese people think like this.
>>743226990>>743227880>>743229551>>743231019Go back to /trash/, Judyfag. You don’t even play these fucking games.
>>743230706Its only gay if you tongue kiss his beak during anon, this is why Fox can remain in such high spirits despite andross' overwhelming numbers. He's found a loophole, and Falco doesn't mind because it stretches his cloaca pre-egg laying every month.
ONLY I HAVE THE ASS TO RULE LYGYATT
>>743231142Who?
>>743231019Except it literally did not. At most, the absence of Krystal would have lead to the omission of the Sauria level. In which case, it would have been replaced by a level on Titania or Zoness, given both of them have maps in multiplayer, but are not reused for campaign levels like others.I think you just hate Krystal for whatever reason. You do not have to come up with some explanation for it. If you want her gone, you want her gone. Simple as. But trying to spin her as the sole reason for Star Fox's downfall over the years is just retardation. You can put the blame on the games she happens to be in, but that correlation does not equate to causation in this instance.Krystal herself was nearly cut from Adventures, with Imamura fighting to keep her. If he lost and she was cut, but the game ultimately released as it is (just with her very few cutscenes removed), Star Fox would be in the exact same place it is now.
>>743230335Well Star Fox has been in development since 2022 and Sakurai has been working on Kirby Air Riders. Odds are there is a new Smash in production as we type. When it will be revealed and released, who knows?I think we will see it before 2030 for what is is worth. Maybe sooner if its a Deluxe Edition of Ultimate with Fighters Pass 3.
>anti-Krystal schizo comes out of the woodwork at the same time as a bunch of homoLARPing posts of the male charactersYessir, doing that “noticing” thing again.
Reflecting on it, I actually don't care if SF Switch is good or not. They still remade the same game a fourth time in the ugliest way possible. Only way they could make it worse is if they put a tranny in it. Nintendo should unironically die for making this shit. It's insulting to anyone who's a fan of Starfox and a spit in the face of franchises that haven't had games in decades like FZero.
>>743211558>lost a medal because somehow he took down fucking Wolf in one of my runsWhy do you retards only lock the fuck in when I need you not to
>>743230335>>743231698The funniest part is imagining Sakurai being forced to use the new SF models in the next Smash. Both Fox and Falco have always been leg-based characters in their moveset, but now they both have these stunted little nubs to hobble around on.
>>743231727>remade the same game a fourth timeThis is one of the worst takes on the net right now. That's like saying Ocarina is a remake of Past.
>>743231804they're cute!
>>743221829>Expect video to be at least fifteen years old>It was posted literally yesterdayWhat the actual FUCK
>>743231528
>>743231841God PLEASE fucking KILL YOURSELF. I fucking despise people like you who actually applaud and clap for this bullshit like you're a fucking pig that's happy to be served literal shit, you're the exact type of fucking faggot that shit up franchises and ruin it because you're a fucking moron who has no goddamn taste other than what's handed to you. And the most frustrating part is you're one of THOSE people: "schroedinger's fans".If the current game was an original title that was a sequel, you'd be eating it up the same way and shit on the idea of another remake. But now you eat up the remake and shit on the idea of it being an original game. Fucking kill yourself, I would gladly do it if I could get away with it, I hate cattle like you with a burning fucking passion. I'm disgusted you're allowed to even be able to vote, let alone breath the same air as me.
>>743231841You only think it’s retarded because you're a neanderthal who doesn’t understand colloquialisms and nuance. Yes, people conflate “remake” with shit like “remaster” and “reimagining” all the time, but the core argument isn’t any less valid.>Star Fox 64 is a do-over of the SNES Lylat Wars tale>Star Fox 3DS is a 1:1 port of 64 but with updated assets>Star Fox Zero is another reinvention of 64>Star Fox 2026 is ANOTHER remake of 64No Zelda game has explicitly said “this game is attempting to replace the canon of OoT” because they’ve literally incorporated every game into a broader timeline.
>>743231940Starfox is back for every fan, not just Krystal coomers!
What were they thinking with the lack of visible hit detection?
>>743232487They probably thought a mix of “veterans won’t care because they already know all the weak spots” and “new players will have to figure out all the weak spots like a puzzle, artificially extending play time as they struggle through each boss.”And throw in a dash of “muh realism” that dictates you aren’t allowed to have an enemy model flash at being damaged because they’re too “video gamey.”
>>743232415she looks a lot be there
>>743232487Star Fox nu franchise is going to much more serious for seriously.Thats why Gorgon lost its gaybeam and its just a red laser now.
>>743210623Just change the buttons then you dumb cunt
>>743232673It lost the rainbow laser way back on the 64 because of epilepsy risks.
>>743232098No, Zero is not a remake and 64 isn't a remake. Youtubers trying to grift by saying,>Oh actually Nintendo remade this game 4 times this series is so lazySo if 64 is a remake of SNES, then is Switch 2 a remake of SNES or 64 or is it a remake of Zero which was trying to remake 2 on SNES which was a sequel to 1 which got remade in 2026
>>743231804I think the new Star Fox designs were entirely by Velan Studios and are not planned to be reused in the rumored adventure game. I think it will have a different art style. Part of me thinks the movie used Fox's appearance from the game like how DK in the first movie used his design from Bananza.Even if I am wrong, Sakurai will just take creative liberties and give them their old legs back. Pic rel is a good example of blending the Zero and 2026 designs together.
>>743232415>not just Krystal coomers!You're wrong since they're furious she has no appearance or acknowledgement for 20 years. Probably for the best.
>>743232073Take your meds
>>743232073What a genuinely embarrassing post. I hope for this poster's sake that it's a bot that wrote this.
>>743233203> krystalfags get offended by fandom getting so gayballs over the past many years> krystalfags only care about krystalIdk why they get so analpained over Fox/[male] shipping, if she isn't fucking fox that just means shes saved and pure and virginal for (human men)
>>743231804I hope they do get used in the next Smash. It'd be funny and also because I've hated how Fox has looked in Smash since Brawl.
>>743231615>the absence of Krystal would have lead to the omission of the Sauria level.That would be a good thing. I always hated that level. Krystal is a genuinely bad star fox character who was shoved into assault because imamura wanted her in as a sort of continuation of adventures as well as thinking she's hot without any actual plans for how she would work. Krystal is the embodiment of a much greater problem the series suffers from which is pack if planning and haphazard implementation of ideas. What seemed like a minor thing of her just being a replacement for peppy had larger ramifications down the line like ruining the typical character dynamice between teammates from prior games and reshaped star wolf too via panther. She also is an outsider with no real background or real thought put into her creation. This brought in which greatly impacted story potential since she never actually contributed anything from prior relationships or aspects of her past to play a role in other titles. She ended up as a worse peppy and ultimately became a major focus of command's plot which is widely seen as the worst part of the game. If she wasn't in the series adventures may more or less be the same but assault and command would have vastly better story and character moments.
>>743229274>>743233795Krystal may or may not have made Assualt worse but Assault did make the series worse and took years to rebound from.
>>743233286>>743233275Samefag>inb4 edited screenshot
>>743233795gay furry hands typed this post
>>743233286>>743233275>And if you look here, you'll see the human versions of dungeaters. Look how they consume feces without a second thought. Truly disgusting, fascinating creatures.
>>743210623I did. It was a fun romp, managed to beat both normal and expert but ultimately gave up on doing the expert challenges because it was just too tedious especially if one of the challenges are in the middle or end of a stage, being forced to restart at the very beginning every single time sucked ass. Despite being barebones the multiplayer was pretty fun too.
>>743233203>she has no appearance or acknowledgement for 20 yearsShe had an Assist Trophy in Smash Ultimate, you retarded secondary. A position that was almost assuredly secured because of the same Ballot that got equally “forgotten” characters like K. Rool and Banjo back into the spotlight.
>>743233795>>743233908Random gay poster vs. Patchfag. Who wins?
>>743233972>>743234018>>743234071>>743234158>>743234220These are all from the same person I suspect. The timing of these posts match when the timer to post another lasts and the short replies are about how much someone can type and post in that duration.
>>743230265I got it mostly for challenge mode and mp and was not disappointed. Matches are fast and there's little to no tedious waiting inbetween games
>>743234482Mentally ill gay furry hands typed this post
>>743233351I am not a fan of gay shipping or gay characters in videogames. I think Krystal is hot but she is also not a good character in the series.
>>743234482You're an idiot. Hope that helps!
>>743234158>She had an Assist Trophy in Smash Ultimate,That means nothing these days. So many other characters are assist trophies and bring in smash bros means nothing with a character getting put back in relevance. It could have meant something in melee when it was only Nintendo or brawl where it was only two third parties. Nowadays there are literal hundreds of characters from dozens of IPs and the chance of Krystal sticking out in a notable way is very slim. K rool is also the most iconic DK villain so his return was going to happen eventually also helped how good he was portrayed in bananza.
>>743234608Photoshopping the (you) out of an image like this is extremely easy to do. You're probably right but just showing a screenshot like this is poor evidence.
>>743234938>photoshopping the (you) outwithin 2 minutes of the post appearingright, or you can just be mentally ill
>>743234482>>743234608>>743234938Doesn't even have to do that. Someone with a computer and a smart phone, or even two smart phones connected to a cellular network can pretend to be two anons.
>>743226494If it's real I'm going to assume it's either going to be like Assault, or Adventure 2 with Krystal as main protag.
>>743235006Yeah. Just screenshot, Ms paint copy the color of the web page background and apply it over all the other (you), copy that image, and past it back can be done quick and easy. The fact only one (you) is suspicious since having at least two (you) present would make that method a lot harder to implement without showing clear editing mistakes in such a short period of time.
>>743235006Not that anon, but to be fair, yeah it really is that easy and quick to do.
Apparently the adventure game is still Zelda-like. It's a reboot-like remake of that game. Has a bit more Arwing missions in it and Fox uses his blaster. Krystal is back, but unstated if she is playable.
>>743235459My honest question is that, quality of Adventures aside, why would Nintendo even want to do a "reboot-remake" of a game they didn't make? It's one thing to have Krystal and Sauria appear again somewhere, but besides that, even if Nintendo were really wanting to make another "adventure styled" Star Fox game, why wouldn't they just start over a fresh with a new setting/mechanics/plot more in line with their own game philosophies rather than relying on what their partner they've long cut ties with years ago did. It'd be like if they remade or reimaginined DK64 instead of, you know, just make an all new 3D DK platformer as seen with DK Bananza.
>>743235459Source?
>>743235683Probably because the GameCube folks hate the idea that their games are lesser than 64 and the other Nintendo made ones.
>>743235704Alex Donaldson.
>>743235950Link?
>>743236240https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AinH-x5d9vo&t=3835s
>>743235683Honestly they probably just like the idea of dinosaur planet so they'd do a reimagining reboot of it for the new continuity that'd give them an excuse to fix all the major flaws the original had as a consequence of its troubled development cycle.
>>743236423I admit that I myself wouldn't even be against it, I've enjoyed fan projects like Event Horizon that try to unfuck the Dinosaur Planet narrative and give Krystal a larger role, I'd just be kinda surprised if they went ahead with it considering the mixed to negative reception the original game has gotten over the years and the fact that Nintendo totally remaking/rebooting third party made games without at least the oversight of some of the original staff typically didn't really feel like their style.
>>743235683You know how Star Fox Zero is a "reimagining" of Star Fox 64, reusing the story/setting/characters/gameplay, but otherwise overhauling so much about the game that its not considered a remake? If the adventure game IS based on Adventures, I can see the same thing happening here.Nintendo wants to do something bigger than just an on-rails shooter and they want to bring Krystal back since they know she is popular thanks to the Smash Fighter Ballot (Same with King K. Rool returning in Bananza) so they opted to go with reimagining Adventures.Like what is Star Fox Adventures was not just a different game entirely converted into Star Fox, but was designed as a big Star Fox game from the very beginning? That is what I think Nintendo may be going for here. Which is why I also think its being made by an internal Nintendo team.
>>743235459so they're just going to make the same mistake they did after 64 again?
>>743234818>That means nothing these days.When you have a character in Smash that went from sticker/trophy to assist trophy, it does. At the very least, it is proof Nintendo is aware of the Krystal's popularity and also aware of her presence in general, and are not trying to retcon her like some people desperately want them to do to her. They even stayed true to her og design and with her staff, and with abilities just like in Adventures as well, which is all the more proof she hasn't been completely forgotten.And even besides Smash, they did namedrop SF Adventures at the end of the Star Fox direct with a brief glimpse of the game to a brand new audience. And with rumors of the adventure-like game coming out too... It is only a matter of time at this point until she officially returns.
which falco getting the best cloacal kiss with fox's penis
>>743218009Dude. You didn't play Star Fox 64?The endgame scene is LITERALLY an "invoice" of your bill to General Pepper. And it wasn't cheap.Fox was ALWAYS a mercenary.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApQcKyFzGH4
>>743236646I can get behind redoing an adventure style star fox game but I don't see what they can do with Krystal, unless they make her a child in that game like Pauline was in banana. She canonically is a young girl during the lylat wars.
>>743237716yes but now he actually acts like it.we pray he doesnt get lapdogified for the cornerian state in the future titles
>>743237786Retcons, assuming we're not doing Imamura's (unnecessarily long) eight year time skip again after SF2026. .
>>743237786thats why we had an 8 year time skip between 64 and adventure, unsubtle-krystal-loli-wanter-anon
>>743237786>>743237939>>743237982What if the twist either the new adventure style game is it is star fox adventures but takes place within a year of lylat wars rather than 8 years later so the star fox team is still in its prime, falco is still with them, Krystal isnt even a teenager yet, and tricky hasn't been born.
You can tell the remake is made by Falcofags due to how many fucking Falco related icons/banners the mp has. Where the fuck is Bill's banner?
>>743237786>She canonically is a young girl during the lylat wars.Just retcon the 9-year gap into 1 year, if that. Would not surprise me if Nintendo wants to keep Fox young AND reintroduce Krystal.
>>743238193if you bring back krystal and she isnt a barely legal pinup model, you will see hetfurries kill themselves en masse.which would be endlessly funny and they should do it
>>743238604Krystal as an adult will cause more issues in not having obsessed furfags tarnish the series reputation which it is desperately trying to restore. Having Krystal appear as a child like Pauline would desexualize her while also probably making her be an actual character with a backstory this time since she can't just be the sexy one anymore. Also people still gooning for kid Krystal would be pedophiles and easily to dismiss and ostracize.
>>743238604I just don't want Krystal appearing at all. Give the spotlight to a new character.
>>743238963anon lolikrystal will be all /v/ is for months on end.Theres prillyaslop on /v/ every week at least.Sure, lolikrystal would get less art from western furries...but nips? cmon now.
>>743239019This. Please just start new from here. They did good with the remake. Don't mess it up now.
Sort of weird how you want Fox to groom a prepubescent Krystal but hey that's on you.
>I’ve been watching you Fox McCloudUh what was Andross watching Fox do?
>>743239112She is furry still and will be banished to /trash/ so I doubt that will happen for long. She's also loli so that is also bannable.
>>743239218No one said that
>>743238963>he thinks Krystal is the only star fox character furfags have sexualized heavily by this point>he thinks Star Fox isn't a furry franchiselolLMAO
>>743239282>>743239019Just pull Fara from Prince of Persia 2008, gooners won't be able to sit for years from butthurt.
>>743239338He sure as hell isn't going to stop wanting to fuck her if that's what you were hoping for.
>>743239438> new va is gay> flirts with bill when you complete katina without killing any ally shipsAnon, he's gay in the new timeline
>>743239824Why do krystalfags love to fallback on scapegoating their usual boogeyman rather than actually making valid arguments?
>>743237939Why not just retcon everything after 64 and just make things completely new and unrelated to anything adventures assault or command
>>743240135Peppy still seems to have his daughter from Command, so it might be a bit too late for the "retcon everything after 64" part, even if SF2026 does indeed start a new continuity.
>>743240271I don't mind Lucy returning. She was good in command and she ties in nicely to peppy's own lore with having a wife. If James can have a kid then so can peppy.
>>743240271a married 40 year old having a child is not confirmation of tgis being Lylat-Adventure timeline TWO
>>743240135Because the Gamecube games still have their fans, just like the N64 and SNES ones have theirs. To retcon or ignore the gamecubs games is to ignore a chunk of Star Fox's audience in general. It is better to just remake or reimagine the newer games and fix their problems than retcon them and hurt sales in the process, and star fox is a volatile series that needs all the sales it can get, or risk getting shelved once again.Nobody like Command.
>>743210623Post kat
>>743240271Little things like that are fine. You don't even need Command to add something like that. They could've said he has five kids and people would just laugh about it and think it was a nice touch to add to his character.
>>743218009I love money driven, smug, cocky bastard, Fox.
>>743240323>>743240557>>743240809It just shows that perhaps they're not completely against salvaging certain ideas/characters/concepts from the 64-Command continuity if SF2026 is indeed meant to be the beginning of a new one, Peppy having a wife's technically been a thing since 1997 so that being mentioned in this remake isn't surprising (similar thing with Slippy's dad, Beltino) but him explicitly being a father with a child was never confirmed until Command of all games, so them referencing that at all is pretty noteworthy. There's actually another nod to post-64 in the Holoviewer btw: the part in ROB's bio that mentions he's been gaining "personality quirks" due to Slippy's upgrades and tinkering was lifted from Adventures' manual.
>>743239756You're doing that thing that makes everyone hate modern faggots again. Stop it.
It was suggestive, but it's not porn. Posted it before too Hope you got paid at least, janitor
>>743212972>You never want to load up on too much bread at the buffet, that's how they get you. At most have a piece or two to start but then get into the main course, and PACE yourself. We want to get our money's worth.
>>743240763Tanks are empty. Sad.
How long do you guys think Peppy can fly for? He's already pushing it.
I mean they put a spotlight on Star Fox Adventures for a reason.They wrap up talking about the N64 controller, then without missing a beat:>"Since its debut on the Super Nintendo Entertainment System, the Star Fox series has had a long legacy on Nintendo platforms.">DRAMATIC PAUSE>"Along that journey, it's set out for adventure...">DRAMATIC PAUSE>"And joined the battle in the Super Smash Brothers series.">[Script continues without any other pause]If it was rapid-fire one after another without any pausing between games, that would be one thing. But its literally SF1 and SF64 back to back, PAUSE, Adventures, PAUSE, Smash, and the video continues.
>>743242272Since it's a fictional story, he can fly forever. Hopefully they don't try to make up some new timeline and just let them go on adventures. No need to age up anyone if they don't do a timeline.
>>743240763
>Make dialogue closer to Japanese>Dialogue becomes boringMakes ya think
>>743242272Depends how they change the timeline. There's an 8 year gap between 64 and Adventures and Peppy is too old for anything more then mission control in Adventures.
>>743242661Kys faggot
>>743240043It depends on the average anti-krystalfag having valid arguments and not things that were already debunked but they keep repeating hoping they become true.
>>743241156I fucking love Andrew in the new star fox, he's just so lame it's endearing. He tosses his non-existent hair when he's' first flying in it's so fucking funny.The voice actor for Andrew vaguely sounds like jerma doing a voice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LK8N171O024
>>743242357Those are the only three star fox titles to sell over 1 million so it can be just acknowledging the good selling titles.
>>743240558I like command. It turns 20 next month
>>743243801Andrew and Pigma went from two characters I really disliked because of how cartoonish and unfunny they were to two of my favorites. I love them both.Pigma no longer sounds like a 12-year-old playground bully, and I love Andrew's pompous attitude. If they continue the story like normal, I cannot wait to see Aparoid Pigma and Andrew leading the remnants of Andross's army.
>>743240558>To retcon or ignore the gamecubs games is to ignore a chunk of Star Fox's audience in general.The chunk who failed to be a reliable support base for the series. Sales kept declining since star fox 64 and I hope the new titles doesn't cater to the GameCube fans since they aren't sustainable and not numerous.
>>743244250Make that four, actually: SF643D sold (just barely) a million units as well.
>>743244405>If they continue the story like normalHopefully they won't. Those older games should be forgotten and Nintendo move on from them.
>>743244437I was going to mention 64 3D but I feel it wouldn't be worth for Nintendo to bring up in the star fox direct since it is a literal remake of star fox 64 so id be like showing the same game again in the short time window they had with briefly showinf some notable titles.
>>743244437Five if you could the snes mini which had star fox 2 as well as star fox 1 on it.
>>743226494the reason this franchise never took off was stupid shit like this. just give us Star fox 64 2, stop trying to attach motion gimmicks or turn it into a Zelda game. it is literally the easiest franchise in the world to make games for and Nintendo refuses to do it for some reason
>>743244405his design is perfect
>>743245221I think part of the problem is that Miyamoto and Nintendo, at least at the time, felt that they basically did all they could with the classic SF formula and didn't want to return to it unless they had no bold ideas for it.https://www.reddit.com/r/starfox/comments/10fclnf/my_attempt_at_translating_an_interview_with/>"I feel like the Star Fox I aimed for is already complete. But if SF64 turns out to be a commercial success and I am asked to make another installment, we might look into enriching the strategy map and systems, or perhaps further developing 360-degree four-player battles."https://www.reddit.com/r/starfox/comments/1151lkd/nintendo_dream_republishes_some_of_their_old_star/>Although the series has had many releases, there isn't a single game in the "Star Fox" series that has the same gameplay system.>Imamura: That's right. The reason is that, for example, the 3D shooting mechanics were in a sense already perfected in Star Fox 64. But since we had established these characters in Star Fox 64, we thought it would be fun to allow them to be more freely controlled, which led us to "Adventures". It's been documented that Miyamoto was already wanting Imamura to make some kind of action adventure Star Fox game over in Kyoto when the latter begged him to let him make a sequel to SF64, even before Dinosaur Planet got caught in the mix (see:>>743237939). Now obviously a Star Fox adventure game made from the ground up certainly would have been more mechanically and aesthetically in-line with the rest of the series (i.e Fox uses a gun), but it definitely shows that the series was always destined to kinda get derailed from the perspective that Shiggy/Nintendo didn't really know what else to do with it after SF64.
The multiplayer is surprisingly addicting. I hope they update it with more maps.
>>743246182I can kinda see it too. 64 is as perfect as a rail-shooter you can get. How else do you build on the peak on the genre without adding unnecessary gimmicks or changing the fundamentals? This is what really killed star fox. 64 was so good that it peaked the series way too early with very little room for improvement. Now every game post-64 will be unfairly and constantly compared to 64. A perfect game that set the bar impossibly high for sequels.
>>743246952New story in one of the neighboring systems so it's not just in the Lylat system again, expand on the mercenary side of things, do more with the multiplayer. Seems easy to me. They're mercenaries. There should be no shortage of conflicts, especially since they've established there are other Systems nearby that things can happen in. And if the gameplay is perfected, then you can focus on making more good stuff to use that gameplay in. Why abandon something that you think is perfected and take the series in a completely different direction? Makes no sense to me.
>>743246952so where's 64 2?Same gameplay loop, new levels and story, quality of life improvements like the features we see in the switch 2 remake. That's literally all they have to do every few years to keep starfox fans satisfied but for some reason nintendo feels the need to either reinvent the wheel or remake 64 again and there's no in between.
>>743231042it would also be good for the team to have experience making this game before trying to make a new one
>>743247336Star Fox isn't like Fire Emblem or Xenoblade where a sequel has different characters or worlds and still make sense. So making a new Star Fox set in a different universe wouldn't make sense with the same cast, unless there is an overarching plot for it. >Why abandon something that you think is perfected and take the series in a completely different direction?What else can you do with a perfected formula? Even a sequel with the same characters but new story wouldn't be enough if the gameplay is very similar to the game everyone glazes. They would write the game as a rehash like people have been doing to Nintendo games for years.>>743247590>so where's 64 2?Same gameplay loop, new levels and story, quality of life improvements like the features we see in the switch 2 remake.Again, what you are asking for is basically a rehash of 64. A new story doesn't mean the game is entirely new if the gameplay is too similar to 64. The point of a sequel is not just to build on the story, but also improve or fix gameplay from the first game. If the gameplay of the first game leaves no wiggle room for improvement, what else is there to do?
>>743211558this is the part where you start endleslly replaying to game to improve those shitty scores, unless you want this single run to cost $50
>>743248729>If the gameplay of the first game leaves no wiggle room for improvement, what else is there to doMake 64 2 with new levels and story. That's literally the only thing starfox fans have been asking for. Just assault but without the retarded on-foot sections or Zero with an actual original story and a control scheme that doesn't handle like ass.
>>743247590>so where's 64 2?I genuinely believe Nintendo does not want Star Fox to just stay a rail shooter. They could just make 64 2, but have actively chosen not to. They see more potential, or at least want more out of, the series. If the adventure game is real and is truly some new, big action adventure title unrelated to Adventures, that may help sell their point.
>>743247590>>743248824For better or for worse, Nintendo typically doesn't really do "just this game but with more levels", they've always been about reinventing their mascots with new weird interchangable gimmicks every other game. Mario Odyssey for example was hyped up as the successor to Mario 64 and Sunshine, being a big sandbox platformer, but you'll notice that it's not literally just "Mario 64 but with new levels" and is build around the gimmick of possessing enemies with Cappy. Same thing with DK Bananza (build around bulldozing and digging the environment), same thing with Echoes of Wisdom (build around Zelda using the Tri Rod to copy enemies/items), same thing with Metroid Prime 4 (psyhic abilities and Vi-O-la), etc. It doesn't always work out but that's how Nintendo has always designed new games in most of their core properties. So in theory, a new Star Fox game that's built around a weird two screen control gimmick isn't too far off from that.
>>743248729>Star Fox isn't like Fire Emblem or Xenoblade where a sequel has different characters or worlds and still make sense. So making a new Star Fox set in a different universe wouldn't make sense with the same cast, unless there is an overarching plot for it.Fox's own planet isn't in the Lylat System. They're mercenaries and at the end of the remake, ROB is telling Fox a bunch of new job offers have come in. Have other neighboring systems hear of this team that saved Lylat and hire them to help with their issue. One of the devs said they can warp to at least one other system (talking about how Fox can go to his home planet) so travel between these places is already established.>What else can you do with a perfected formula? Even a sequel with the same characters but new story wouldn't be enough if the gameplay is very similar to the gameThat's exactly what should've happened and I think the majority of fans of 64 would've been thrilled with that.
>>743248904Again, that is just rehashing 64. And that's my whole point I'm making. How do you make a 64 sequel that actually feels like a sequel without it feeling like a rehash gameplay-wise?
>>743249267>>743249323
>>743237716yeah, at the end, this fox is a money hungry whore from day one. it's fucking annoying, oh and he behaves like such an annoying brat whenever someone talks about his dad. he reminds me the bitches from that sjw game mixtape
Are there private rooms for /v/eekend dog fighting?
I played through two routes of the Switch 2 version. The new graphics are nice in some areas and hard to see in other areas. Aquas I think took the whole dark underwater shtick too far. The Venom stage where you're chasing the mech monkey is so much darker than the original. Modern lighting systems in games continues to show devs struggle with keeping visual clarity.
>>743246217Yeah more maps would be cool and maybe some more weapons would be nice.
>just make StarFox 64 2. It will work!You people need to understand this is Nintendo we're talking about here. Specifically Miyamoto. The man is obsessed with reinventing the wheel in his IPs, and irrational hatred of story in games. He personally sees the entire star fox ip as a lab rat for gimmicks in all the games. Like 3D, the rumble pack, touchscreen controls, dual screen aiming, and now face-rigging vtubing. As long as he is controlling Star Fox, you're not going to get the sequel you want.
>>743249906>>743249323A new story and setting would make it new game. Not a rehash of 64. I'm sure they would add to the gameplay anyway. Little things like new moves, new items, alterations to the arwings, blue marine, and landmaster, maybe new vehicles. Even if they didn't, I'd love to have gotten 64 2 with a new story and the same gameplay. I would've been all over that.
>>743250650I guess the interesting question is how much input did he even have on the remake? He's only credited as merely a "Special Thanks", a huge contrast to him being a producer for past games.
>>743250052meds
>>743250650it's so frustrating
>>743250650>we never created a new f-zero because we have nothing new to add.>game was literally unplayable for 15 years because it was £80 on a 20 year old console.Atleast its on NSO now.Tbh even a gimmick star fox will be good if it keeps the new games quality
>>743246217I hope they do. It needs more maps.
What kind of player picks Peppy in mp?
>>743250052Are you Latinx, by chance?
>>743229274Krystal was in Assault and Command? lmao for what reason?
>>743253282She replaced Peppy due to Peppy getting old and taking on a more backseat advisor role for the team.
>>743250826I think he's been championing for Star Fox internally, but aside from pushing for games to be made, I do not believe he has any part of what becomes of them. Yoshiaki Koizumi was a producer on the remake though, which was interesting. Koizumi was always big on story in games, IIRC, which Miyamoto disagreed with also IIRC.So maybe Star Fox will be Koizumi's baby moving forward, giving him a big story outlet?
>I'll do ya fast Peppy old palWhat did Pigma mean by this?
>>743253692Buy why replace him with Krystal of all people? She was poorly suitable to be his replacement. Is she even good at anything?
>>743252864dilfhunters
Whether the adventure game has anything to do with Adventures story-wise or not, I do predict that Krystal will be in it in some way/shape/form.
>>743255384It would be a mistake for the series if Krystal were to return
>>743255727You were a mistake for your mother
>>743252390No one even talks about Silksong anymore
>>743255727Yeah yeah you hate Krystal get some new material
>>743210623I watched some guy play an hour of it on Youtube. It seemed fine, except for Rob64, who was given gay voice.
>>743249095I hate them for this.The Star Fox formula is perfect, but every game they try to jam in some meme crap like the chicken walker or on foot sections.I get that they don't want games to become stale, but they go too far the other way and let things die entirely.
>>74325286437 year old boomers such as myself
>>743256304I actually may have a slight explanation for why they gave him that voice, and it's because he's meant to be C-3PO
>>743256374I pick slippy though
>>743256304> some guyYou can say Whiskey anon
>>743256693c3po without r2 is just terriblenew robot party member in star fox nu 2!BOR-Cube
Forever Train engineer was a tragic casualty, in my opinion.Conversely, Shogun Warlord pilot, while not perfect, is pretty good for what he is. I'm a sucker for the "honorable enemy ace" types
Some of the voices sound good. They just needed better direction. Like "Gee,I'vebeensavedbyFox.How swell" No one thought to tell him to slow down just a bit?
>>743210623>new trailer came out>some of the worst voice acting to ever come outim sorry whyd u guys get excited for this game? also owning a switch 2 for which games?
>>743257482Yeah. I think they were just trying to do things differently from 64, and that led to some bad readings.
>>743257641it's a fun game
i wish they looked like this but with the animal legs
>>743248904>They see more potential, or at least want more out of, the series.Too bad they're so bad at implementing it then.
You guys think they will keep the realistic art style moving forward or continue to experiment?
>>743261427They'll quietly walk back the animal legs.
>>743261427I hope they keep it, I just want them to change Fox's VA. He sounds way too bland and sterile.
>>743232073Holy fucking based
>>743261427Long enough for them to be the designs used in 6mash Bros
>>743226990Krystal should retire to my private quarters
>>743232718Personally I like using the GL and GR buttons on the pro controller for brake and bomb
>>743261427I want them to keep them and tweak a couple of things. Just give Fox, James (if he shows up), and Wolf straighter backs like everyone else. Give Fox and Falco better proportions. Something like pic related where the hips aren't so low. I've seen a picture of Falco where he's better proportioned and he looked good.
>>743242272I mean, in the original timeline he retires at 50 to take General Pepper's place when he retires.
>>743232073Based
>>743262279Probably thinking of this one?
>>743256757I was like I thought he played for longer than that, but oh the youtube edit is an hour long.Kyle does good work.
i have remake fox art deficiency
>>743214075Need more spinning memes, they’re better than the McDonalds Slop.
>>743218974Don’t forget Rhythm Heaven NSO Icons
>>743263095yep, that's the one
Yeah but it being a saturday morning cartoon special is why i liked star fox in the first place. Why can't they just let good guys be good guys. Like 64 Fox was so heroic he ends up sounding like a dork, which I love. He's a mercenary but I mean its not like he'd ever be on the bad guys side. I just don't like the new characterization, it feels like cynical slop, like a RE remake or any other western studio game
>>743225195Cute Fennec Fox
>>743226990Krystal should become a series mainstay
Battle mode kind of sucks
>>743210623Settings>accessibility>edit button mappingsChange brake to L change boost to R change bomb to BEVERYONE ITT SHOULD DO THIS WHEN THEY PLAY TRUST ME
Wonder if the next smash game will use the design from that game or from the movie>>743211114>Multiplayer was funwas? does it mean the multiplayer is already dead after a month? grim.
is it a creative remake or a remake which keep mostly everything the same with only minor modifications?
>>743262293Assuming Peppy only started flying from 31 onwards, he's been flying and working with Corneria for nearly two decades. No wonder he went on to become the General, Man's earned it.
>>743264353It's a 1:1 remake with the primary difference being the cinematics between levels and the added challenge mode, which is like the freeplay mode in 3D, but with achievement objectives to aim for
>>743264139just push Nintendo/velan to add in game button mapping
>>743264535>Peppy only started flying from 31 onwardsHe'd definitely have been in the Cornerian army for years prior, just like James. So probably 22-25.
>>743264353The most substantial non multiplayer change is that you can only go to Titania if the Sector X boss knocks down Slippy now. They added cutscenes to contextualize each route option but they couldn't think of one to go to Titania if Slippy is fine.
>>743264614Oh, and general continuity edits to suit the increased focus on the narrative.Like how Star Wolf on Venom 2 will only show up in their injured state if you actually went to Fichina and shot them down there.
Was Nintendeen right? Did 2026 flop?
>>743264941damaged avatars online WHEN
>>743264941Even in 64, Wolf only has a few bandages, no augments.
>>743263891What do you think of the hybrid designs from >743232905 ?
>>743232415>>743232651>she looks a lot be thereShe doesn't look as "dirty" because her coat is smoother, brighter, and the pigment marks around her eyes look less like conjunctivitis and more just natural coloring. You can a more realistic cat-like model than her turbo-cute N64 ver. that doesn't present as though she was just rescued from a crazy cat lady's animal hoarding house.
>>743265306You could argue Andrew didn't have any arguments either since all he had were those goggles which he could wear.Unlike Leon and Pigma who both had cybernetic enhancements.
>>743264941>>743264614>>743264353Also they added a PvP online mode, which is just plug and play. No rankings or other shit to ruin it because people feel need to try hard and grind. Just jump with 3 random teammates and do the objective.
>>743265573it's cool to see back old styled MP modes/games being done, though it's also sad to see how much faster things dies compared to how things were in the past...
why is Fortuna now called "Fichina"?
>>743265650>SpoilerSmaller communities have their own charm. I remember call of duty of the Wii requiring a custom mic to do voice chat, so you'd only hear adults, and the community was so small enough that you'd run into the same guys to the points people struck up friend ships or rivalries. I had one guy who was so pissed at me over a match in The Conduit, he remembered my name and yelled at me when I ran into him in a lobby in Call of Duty: Black Ops
>>743265760Because the translators fucked up. It was always Fichina since Fichina means ICE in Italian. Fortuna was the tropical jungle planet since SNES Starfox.
>>743265425Her coat is better from bird jizz ingestion
>>743232853>Switch 2 a remake of SNES or 64Both of these are true.
>>743235459>Apparently the adventure game is still Zelda-like. It's a reboot-like remake of that game. Has a bit more Arwing missions in it and Fox uses his blaster.What if the on-foot adventure segments leaned into their animal characteristics? Slippy uses his tongue like a Hookshot, Peppy has perma-Pegasus Boots, Falco is just re-skinned Revali, etc..
>>743264941So you can only see this detail in like two routes (one where you take the warp at Sector X and the other where you go to Solar and derail Mechbeth).
>>743265870I think they just chose to call it Fortuna to have a name that fans of the SNES game would go "I remember that" for.I wonder if they were deliberately making fun of that when Assault had both Fortuna and Fichina in it.
>>743266486No, it's called Fichina in the japanese version of 64. Fortuna and Fichina are nothing alike, so it wouldnt even bring up nostalgia.
>>743237716He never talks about money. He's always focused on his objectives. The invoice thing is probably just a way to show the score for the run.
does this work on usbloader gx/nintendont? i can't get it to work. just keeps loading the normal game. also tried downloading a prepatch iso and still the same.
>>743266546I mean the localizers chose to gave it the name of a planet from snes for more nostalgia in the english market
Like all Water Levels in Gaming Aquas sucks and is annoying to get the medal on, I’m feeling the burn of constantly tapping my thumb to shoot lasers and torpedoes.
Yeah the revisionism is crazy here. Nobody on the fucking star fox team even mentions the word money or reward one if i recall correctly. Thats what star wolf is, Pigma is the one in it for money.
>>743266610He's still inflating the bill, "Venomian untis destroyed" is very inaccurate to what your score actually consists of.
>>743266689Still, again, they are nothing alike.
>>743264048She has no good reason to be. I don't want her there just foe the sake of being there. she needs a valid justification and role to serve in the games as well as any supplemental materials.
>>743255903>>743256045Get new lines
>>743266952Yeah, which is why it was so funny that localization just pulled an unrelated name from the past just for nostalgia's sake.
>>743267149Or they just fucked up. Which is more likely.
https://youtu.be/xDWqFYDrnvo?si=dPx0QSFuh7fW-U1OSlightly different Venom 2 dialogue if Fox is only one alive.
>>743210623>whoever decided that the laser and bomb buttons should be on opposite sides of the face button should be fired and never work in the games industry ever again.This so much holy shit, the fact that again as a Nintendo trademark we can't even change buttons without going into the Switch OS to remap shit is baffling. the Recompiled port and ZL being brake and ZR being boost should be mandatory if they decide to remake or reimagine 2Other than that it's a safe remake, i did like the cutscenes and the graphics.
>>743241924The fact that Fox is a jew now and it's only in for the money makes this extra hilarious
>>743266745Still, if you're going to integrate all the 64 lore trivia, the 80 year debt lore kind of would motivate a desire for money.Even as soon as Adventures they're more impoverished and money starved.
Do you personally think Andross went literal Galaxy Brain-meme out of a need to survive on Venom or just because it satisfied his Science Experimentation itch?
>>743267949Given he had built a machine that could just fix the problem and terraform the planet into Corneria 2, probably the latter.
>>743267949ANDROSS IS AN INSANE FOOL
>>743267949Probably thought he could get even smarter with a bigger brain
FUCK TITANIAALL MY HOMIES HATE TITANIA
>>743268449I had to repeat it a few times. kept running out of bombs before I could get the right kill count.
>>743267949Does Andross have a strong fat build?
>>743268083Command isn't canon. This game goes out of its way to state as much.
>>743268514For me was getting into Sector X without losing a wing, i came from Katina because I hadn't watched the fail cutscene and the amount of times I crashed into Bill's friends, my own teammates or flying enemies instantly breaking the wings made of paper mache was so high that I just gave up after a while. And I Sector X I constantly jobbed with the second phase of the boss and that stupid ass debris throw he does at the start. I don't even think the laser upgrades affect the landmaster tho which is hilarious
>>743268683m8 the Anglars basically came out of nowhere in Command and that makes no mention of its oceans. They could still easily reveal that yes life did indeed somehow manage to fucking flourish in the deepest most hostile depths of that shithole.
>>743268683What here decanonizes Command, specifically? Especially as the Holoviewer also references something it introduced as seen here: >>743240271
>>743268764Cope responseEven the architecture on Venom is said to be fake shit that Andross made up to trick people, and its structure is taken from TitaniaCommand isn't canon, you will never hear the Anglars mentioned ever again
>>743240271>>743268891Peppy's been a husband/father since before Commandhttps://www.reddit.com/r/starfox/comments/uvc5e7/fun_fact_peppys_wife_vivian_was_mentioned_in_the/
>>743269016Yes, Vivian has indeed been a thing since 1997, same thing with Beltino.But Lucy herself or the notion of Peppy having a child wasn't something properly established until Command, both the JP SF64 website and that Assault guidebook only mention him having a wife and leave it at that.
>>743210623No, I think everyone who worked on this does not understand game design fundamentals and they're stupid. On the flip side, it made me check out the recomp, good shit.>>743265870>Fortuna>Infamously, Nintendo of America mislocalized Fichina as "Fortuna," the jungle/ocean planet from Star Fox 1 and 2. However, this may not be their fault. Through most of the source files, the developers themselves referred to the snow planet as "Fortuna" (フォーチュナ). By comparison, only a few later instances refer to it as "Fichina" (フィチナ). Likewise, the level's initials are "FO," not "FI.">The earliest footage from November '95 and May '96 shows Corneria City covered in snow by Granga. Snow particles can be seen as well, while they do not exist in the Fichina level. It seems unlikely they would have planned to have two snow stages, suggesting Fortuna would have been jungle.>fox_map.c indicates the green planet was Fortuna, while the pale planet is Zoness. Meteo's background in November '96 is a green planet, not a snowy one. Even the final Fichina planet sprite appears more yellowish than befitting a frozen planet, suggesting beaches and water rather than snow. Finally, many of the textures used in the level could instead resemble mist-covered jungle, similar to Fortuna's incarnation in Zero.
Command and Slippy's girlfriend are canon.
>>743268921>Even the architecture on Venom is said to be fake shit that Andross made up to trick people, and its structure is taken from TitaniaWhat does this have to do with Command, specifically? That doesn't really contradict anything from the original NCL guidebook (that Velan took most of the lore from the Holoviewer).https://www.reddit.com/r/starfox/comments/y8cwc9/finally_got_around_to_doing_translations/>Venom: A desolate and remote planet located at the outermost edge of the Lylat system. The surface is rocky and cliffy as far as the eye can see. The oxygen concentration in the atmosphere is extremely low, making it unsuitable for life. However, it has been remodeled over the years by the exiled Andross and has become the home of his army. If you come via the defense satellite Bolse or Area 6, you will have to take a different route to Andross’ fight. Objective: Andross' military bases are built underground, so their actual nature is not well known. Moreover, an underground transportation network allows interceptors to be deployed anywhere on the planet. Find Andross' fortress somewhere on this planet and put an end to this war.The "Lost Tribe of Cornerus" stuff was just invented for the Nintendo Power guidebook, if anything the new bits about the ruins being created by Andross just to trick people despite scientists speculating that they belonged to an ancient civilization seems to be kind of a clever gag and way of reconciling both guidebooks.
Slippy's tadpoles
Only cucks want Command to be canon
>>743269871I want Dash Bowman to be canon so yeah.
>>743269864Frogs in Lylat are indeed tadpoles for a month when born, yes.https://www.reddit.com/r/starfox/comments/1151lkd/nintendo_dream_republishes_some_of_their_old_star/>Was Slippy always a frog since he was a child?>Imamura: Well, when he was born, he was a tadpole for about a month.>Everyone: (Laughs)>In one of "Command"'s endings, his baby was already a frog though.>Imamura: Yes, that's right. That was after a month had passed (laughs). But when the baby was born, he was a tadpole.>That's quite a shocking story.>Maeda: I had no idea! (laughs)
>MVP>Ace>Wing Mate>Survivor>Clutch PlayerFeels good hogging all the useful accolades.
>>743269864eww
how the fuck do you change keybinds in the starfox 64 pc port..............
This hits me in the feels every time, say what you will about this remake but they really made the escape sequence with James McCloud an emotional heartfelt moment, the music adds to it too.
>>743271340Which one? Starship got some stupid menu you need to bring up, Recomp is all in one place.
>>743271410Uhh I fed it a rom I had (Rev1) and I can make it to the keybind menu but attempting to change any keys doesn't actually do anything. I see the popup that says "Input any key, motion or axis to change keybind." but inputting doesn't do anything if that makes sense.
>>743210623The laser and bomb button placements fucked me up too especially since I'm used to playing with an N64 controller
>>743271505Yeah it should be swapped. That's how it was on the SNES
>>743264717Yeah this is a solution that works now though. Save a preset it's not that hard.
>>743268449I got it right at 150 on my first try fortunately. Saved a lot of bombs during x. I also have a shutting of experience in sf64, my top score is somewhere in the 1900's. Can't imagine it's fun for new players.
>>743267949I love how in Star Fox 2 he ditches Venom and just lives in a Space Station sending lots of shit your way. Venom isn’t so gloomy either, it’s a lush green planet in this game. Dammit now I want a remake of Star Fox 2.
I like the game made by 20 japs, you like the game made by 200 jeets. We are not the same.
>>743271848This isn't a GTA6 thread, anon.
>>743271837the map looks really cool
>>743271837I wish we got star fox 3 instead of 64
>>743269871Command is canon. Nothing contradicts it being not Canon. Also being the last game in the timeliness gives it the freedom to leave the paths and endings up to the player choose like mass effect 3.
>>743271837>Venom isn’t so gloomy either, it’s a lush green planet in this gameThey should rename it to Anti-Venom.
>>743269991>Tadpole SlippyWhy he so cute? And why am I giggling at this?
>>743274260Slippy's good at making people laugh.>does a spin
>>743274260You're a faggot. Hope that helps.
>>743210623It is a great game. Happy that it is on Switch 2.
>>743261427Yes. It is the way it supposed to be.
>>743261427Anyone who says they'd like this isn't a Star Fox fan.
I have a picture of Krystal and Falco I want to post but I don't know where I could find the audience that would appreciate it.
>>743276384I will appeciate it
If they do proceed with another game after this, I hope they revert the barrel roll effect. It's a lot better with the SE and visual of deflecting the lasers instead of the silent fart sound they went with.Bombs need more oomph too.
>>743276435Yes but perhaps the moderation staff might not.
hate to be that guy but where the FUCK do i find a safe download for the latest y.u.z.u build?
>>743276715>How can I steal a game that's only for the Switch 2?Nobody tell him.
>>743276715This isn't on Switch 1.
>>743210623Open up the accessiblity options on your switch and you can change the button mappings. The annoying thing is this impacts all actions on the system and not just the game you're playing but I had to swap buttons for starfox too.
>>743276864>>743276863i know, just didnt think it was worth making a new thread for, i wanna try the smash ultimate online vpn thing on pc and i think it only works with yuzu :(
I know everyone bitches about the new voice actors performances, but something totally overlooked is how the new ones also do motion capture with the vtuber camera that comes with the game based on how they do their movements.The best one is Shogun, where makes a gesture like he's using his arm to punch full throttle when launching off the ship.
>>743273645>Nothing contradicts it being not Canon.Which of the 9 endings?
>>743276365Why> inb4 "furries" > furries in a furry game series > how could this have happened?
>>743277979> nothing contradicts it being canonwell apart from this being (maybe) a new storyline post-64, which we wont know until the alleged adventure-type game drops
>>743277979Ending 1 (status quo reset ending, but with Amanda in tow)The ending you have to get on your first play-though is listed as Ending 3. There must be some reason as to why they ordered the endings in the order they did.
>>743242272With the G-diffuser reducing physical stress on his body? He could keep going for a few decades. Pic related is solidly in his seventies.
>Lombirdie, its time.
https://youtu.be/hz7qIAsniz0?is=qNEvmMkZmccmvbEO>10 years ago he bashed Zero for its controlsAlso I appreciate he managed to find away how to use his nasal voice, I hate mine.
>>743280174*how to make profit out of his nasal voiceI woke up barely an hour ago
For me it'shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Urr_CPdc2h8
The cinematic choreography is diluted in the remake. Also doesn't helps Nintendo's case that they are lazily piggybacking on the writing from the first one 30 years ago and cashing out.
>>743280439WHAT cinematic choreography? What 64 had was pretty good for its time but it has nothing on what they have now.
>>743280174>Also I appreciate he managed to find away how to use his nasal voiceSorry to disappoint you but that's not his real voicehttps://youtu.be/0b8wfe2t0yQ?si=a11Xt6CYFSjLPNBl
>>743281106I know, he amps it up
>>743280887The explosions and dialogue are so very much worse
>>743263662We need more memes.Period.https://youtube.com/shorts/t_HlrVDxqGs
God I love these hotshot flyboys Fox-Brave leader with room to grow Falco-cocky ace pilot who learns the value of teamwork and trust Slippy-Talented engineer who's always thinking ahead for his team Peppy-seasoned veteran who reigns in the hotshot young guns
>>743280158FalKatt is great imo
>>743250650>He personally sees the entire star fox ip as a lab rat for gimmicks in all the gamesWhat's odd is he keeps making the exact same game but with different gimmicks, instead of just making games in different genres (for Star Fox specifically).
>>743267236Jesus Christ this game play is horrid>all teammates down>no extra lives>basic lasers after area6, not even on expert>not braking on turns to take them sharper>missing 90% of shotsAre people really THIS bad at starfox?
>>743268760>spoilerNo. It gets no laser upgrades.Blue Marine does though
I can't tell if the mouse aiming is good or bad. I don't like being shackled to first person mode in all range mode that much personally.
>>743280158So is everyone going to pretend the katt smear campaign didn't happen?
>>743286504I was calling out the retards from the start. She looks fine
>>743286606She looks fine because the 'ugly' version that was spammed when the game was announced was an AI slop upscale.
>>743286504Ninny could make up for her horrible introduction but she's a minor character no one cares about, save for FalKatt shippers (all three of them).
This thread still alive? Fuck year.
Anons, is there a reason to do the 25 possible different routes on extra. Just wondering if anyone else thinks it's pointless.
I just want an excuse to play more campaign I guess.
>>743267039Her too is to be a second protagonist in star Fox adventures, a love interest, and an ally, why does she need more than that?
>>743286847I'll hang around till 26th. Then wait for news for possible DLC. Oh, just found this!
>>743286406It’s a bit too much all about the mouse I think.If you could use the stick to fly and the mouse to aim independently that’s be a bit better.Then it’s basically how it works in Star Fox Zero
>>7432713768/10 scene. One line feels bit off and Fox should panic a little in the beginning.Music is perfect though
>>743287149Is this DLC for sure a done deal? When can we get it? Is it good or more "here's a boss, here's a level, that'll be $60 + tip
>>743287735Nah, wishful thinking, we're in info bubble
>>743271837If Velan Studios gets the green light to make another classic-style game after the adventure game comes out, I would love to see a modern take on Star Fox 2.
>>743287149>possible DLC>>743287735>Is this DLC for sure a done deal?I really would not expect any DLC. I don't think they've ever done DLC for a plain remake before. Would love to be wrong though.If we did get DLC, it would probably just be small content updates using whatever is already in the game rather than anything NEW new. Like a Boss Rush mode. Though I would love to see more Battle Mode content, too.
I want a sequel already
>>743290143Dude. I consider buying NS2 just for this game.But them life happens and we wait for the next big game.
>>743290143
>>743292958All the SharpClaw look stoned out of their minds>Krystal ready to throw hands>Peppy and Slippy on the cover at all, holding a torch and a stun baton as if they're assisting in exploration and combatOutright false advertisement but it makes me wish the leaked adventure-style game lets you switch characters at will.
>>743290143I seriously hope their plan is to get a sequel out in under 2 years.
>>743292958>>743293410If the adventure game rumor is true, then we will.Still uncertain if it WILL be based entirely on Adventures itself though.
>>743290143me, too
You'll get another reboot in 2036 and that's it.
From now on she'll be nothing but a "Crackwhore" joke. Forever.
>>743266610>He never talks about money. He's always focused on his objectivesKeep in mind he is ex military. Fox understands what it means to be disciplined and focused for a mission; mother fucker still expects to be paid for putting his life on the front lines.>>743250052>oh and he behaves like such an annoying brat whenever someone talks about his dadHe's being tasked to deal with the same man responsible for his father's disappearance/death. Of course he's going to feel a way about the entire situation even if the incident was five years ago. Lylat Wars was personal to Fox, but he did his best to keep his head above water and do what needed to be done. He's still a fucking mercenary at the end of the day.
I really hope we get some more leaks about the adventure game. More info from VGC or if Nate has heard anything on it.
What kind of person consistently picks Andrew whenever he's on team Star Wolf in multiplayer?
>>743250052He’s a mercenary wanting to stand out on his own. He still has some unresolved grief since his dad died when he was just 13, but he still loves his Dad and is carrying the torch by leading the new Star Fox team. He just wants to do so without always being compared to his Dad.Why is that a problem?
https://youtu.be/XVutAMmJEuo?is=UPbtd_pNsMNS6Fc1
>>743294434I love Andrew because he’s really funny
>>743286504I still think she looks bad.
>>743294934Nothing's wrong with her
>>743286504She looks ugly as hell now and im never playing this game because of it. Retards got fucked out of a better character design.
>>743294434I ran into a guy playing as Andrew who kept spamming the "AAAAH HELP ME" voice lines. It was really funny and he was a good player though I'm sure it would've got annoying had he kept doing it over multiple matches.
Finally the Star Fox series has two good games: Star Fox 64, and this remake of Star Fox 64.
>>743295159Whaaa whaaa whaaa A minor side character was given a new design and an actual personalitySuck it up UDM
>>743295276Our grandchildren will have another good Starfox game! Starfox VR in 2036!
>>743295276Star Fox 64 3D rounds out the top three.
>>743295276the first one is good
>>743295075The nose and teeth are too big. If they made those smaller and got rid of the pink under the eyes, then she might look good.
>>743292958
>>743295376>an actual personalityI know this is bait, but “generic girlboss” isn’t a personality. The fact that nobody’s talking about Katt’s character assassination anymore means the retarded secondaries have succeeded in muddying the actual criticism underneath the crackwhore memes.
>>743283059I do too. Love those guys. The remake even has me liking Slippy now.
>>743296851The fact it's a niche game isn't helping either.
>>743296851Oh, I remember but people seem to like crackhead looking Katt more than her old personality.
The Quarterly Reports can't come soon enough. I want to see how it did.
Why is there no ranked online?Bored of playing with these shitters who get 70 points.Game is fun though. Only thing I havent started is expert challenges cause I feel like i dont have the patience.
>>743210623Nope it’s blatant Indian coded slop praised by retards that already played the game 80+ times 20 years ago. Now go ahead and have a trannyjanny ban me for “trolling”
>>743230335Why would anyone want Smash for a 7th time? Literally the same game remade over and over.
>>743297352There's no ranked because RNG is a big part of the fun. You can have a whole match where the best weapon you get is basic rockets or a match where 2/4 teammates get the plasma cannon nuke at the same time and vaporize every enemy.
>>743297265Will it be in the financials report though if it has not been in the market for at least a full quarter? Like would Yoshi, Star Fox, Rhythm Heaven, and Splatoon Raiders be there regardless?
Falkatt is bad because they would have to scissor like dykes to get her pregnant since they’re biologically incompatible.
>>743297760Not technically cuck art since he can’t penetrate her
>>743297541It will go up to the end of June so unlikely to have raiders or xenoblade DES2E. The following report will have Splatoon Raiders and Fire Emblem and potentially an announcement for dates for OoT and duskbloods.Potentially some news for a Jan/Feb game. Maybe Xenoblade Genesis.
>>743296851I didn't get girlboss from Katt at all. Maybe you're just full of shit?
>>743280158that's cute
>>743298062So Star Fox has only six days on the market to hit 1m units to appear on the report then?I do think it will hit over 1m, but I am not expecting that in one week. I think between 1-2m by the end of the year, with potential to do over 2m if the rumored adventure game is real and gets announced.
>>743297929Would they even be able to breed? I'd think only closely related species could. Otherwise there would be some monstrosities walking around. Like a cat with a beak and one cat leg and one bird leg.
Is this the whole Lylat System or just the parts that matter? Fox was apparently born on a planet called "Papetoon" but is that within the Lylat System too?
>>743298365Papetoon isn't in the system.
>>743298358Considering we only see same species couples that have reproduced interspecies relationships are probably taboo or at the very least frowned upon
>>743295376Whaaa whaaa whaaa? They changed a character because of liberal ideals about how women should be represented! Whoa bro you're complaining about nothing bro.Actually disembowl yourself with a rusty knife.
>>743298365Shouldn't Macbeth be totally uninhabitable being that close to its star?
>>743298365>Is this the whole Lylat System or just the parts that matter?Bits and pieces. This is usual for the games since the Lylat System looks different for everyone.>Fox was apparently born on a planet called "Papetoon" but is that within the Lylat System too?IIRC that one is outside the system.>>743298624In Star Fox, "uninhabitable" is more of a subjection rather than actually being a thing.
>>743298564> Actually disembowl yourself with a rusty knife.So abrasive over a fictional cat in a video-game. You should seek therapy and I mean that genuinely.Under Dread Moons.
>>743297929>>743297990Why do you think Falco doesn’t have a penis?
>>743298806Hilarious coming from the retard purchasing remakes developed by jeets lmao you cattle have zero self awareness
>>743298806You're lucky we live in such a soft age because I'd bash your soft skull in with a rock if I met you and I'd hide the body in a pig pen.
>>743297352Because its low effort developed shit
>>743298429Seems like that would have to mean that trivial interstellar transportation would have to be known to the Lylatians (and other systems). They treat the Meteo wormhole like it's an anomaly so it sounds like artificial hyperspace isn't yet a thing.
I’m fine with Katt’s tomboyish personality but I wish she was more flirty with Falco it was too subtle. I do agree with anon that her character got completely changed but I have a very specific fetish that she appeals to now.
>>743299047It takes a week to go across the lylat system according to the main menu listing the days of the operation based on your stage so travelling outside the system could potentially take a few months based on the nearest neighboring system
>>743298941lol no you wouldn't
>>743298901Bro unless you are in the Epstein class you are just so much as “cattle” as anyone else. You are not above anyone because you chose not to like a video-game. Off your high horse.>>743298941Ooh, so violent! Did that make you feel better?You’re a number on the internet, grow up.
>>743299047>Seems like that would have to mean that trivial interstellar transportation would have to be known to the Lylatians (and other systems).Assault has full-on teleportation for the Great Fox in two different cutscenes, and Star Fox Zero had Andross make space-time portals. Safe to say Lylat knows how to do long-distance space travel.>They treat the Meteo wormhole like it's an anomaly so it sounds like artificial hyperspace isn't yet a thing.Going by how Slippy talks about it in the cutscene, it might be because they naturally show up by themselves instead of being made by someone else, like in the examples above.
I’m not that interested in Krystal as a character because I’m a fujoshit but I did like looking up her skirt in adventures. Modern Nintendo will never do panty shots again though.
>my precious coombait
>>743299047they can warp
>>743299868This but unironically.
>>743299263Absolutely would if i could get away with it in minecraft>>743299383Why are you such a fruity faggot? I bet this isn't the first time someones threatened to kill you for being gay.
>>743298365This is the full system map from the Solar vs. Sector X cutscene. Papetoon, Sauria, and several other planets are on the outskirt territories based on the 64 route maps.
>>743300082Not about being “fruity” it’s just a maturity thing.Being vulgar online and calling people faggots and what-not is what I did in middle school. Just grown out of it I guess.Not policing anyone, it’s 4Chan, so say/do whatever.
>>743297445because it's fun
So if the adventure game is NOT based on Adventures, what kind of adventure game would it be?Pitch your ideas bros.
>>743268449I like Titania and Aquas.
>>743297929>>743297990>>743298358>>743298457They're aliens that look like mutated earth animals, they may have human genitalia underneath.
>>743301826the child would still be inheriting genes from two completely different species
>>743301193Open world? Maybe they got inspired by Starlink?
>>743302498Pull Harry Potter, give dad's spiece and mom's eyes
>>743299868Preach, sister
>>743211558My first run fucked up Sector Y and I had to save myself on Macbeth to get back on the hard path.>Kept dying to the Boss on Sector 6>Kept dying to Star Wolf, took forever and needed a continue to beat them.>Beat Andross with like 1hp left. Fully expected to die in the escape sequence.
>>743303332*fur/feather/skin colour
>>743298365why does corneria not revolve around the sun?are there two stars in this system?
>>743297445Couldn't you ask the same thing about literally any fighting game franchise? >Why would anyone want a new Street Fighter, or Mortal Kombat?
>>743304481It revolves around the off screen sun and solar rotates around that sun with the other planets rotating around it.
>>743297445But Starfox is literally the same game remade though. How is that your argument?
>>743298676Yeah arranging it like a planet map is just a convenient way to represent the stage map, it isn’t super literal, it looks different in each game
>>743303613They didn't fuck around with the difficulty
>>743304481their main sun is called Lylat
>>743301826Very hot, I find canine vag to be weird with that dark ring.
https://youtu.be/pOfTkkOfwfwAnother Starfox Shitpost!
Fox's dad died and left him with a literal lifetime of debt to deal with. Of course he's desperate for cash. If anything his depiction in the new game makes more sense.
>>743306357I'm wondering how the Star Fox assets weren't repossessed in the five years between when James was presumed dead and Fox restarted operations.
>>743306430Peppy’s data lore says he was operating Star Fox by himself on a much smaller scale in order to pay the bills
>>743306357I don't care if it fucking makes sense its motherfucking star fox. Its fiction. Why cant the fictional heroes (who have ALWAYS been heroic) be heroic? I'm not ever buying this garbage and thats just one reason.
>>743306643When was Fox ever heroic? I don't recall a single instance where he helps out of the love in his heart.
>>743306430they said the original Starfox team were lucrative so there may have been some money stashed back to help with that
The more time that passes the more I'm becoming attached to these designs.Even bell-head Fox (it's less bell-headed than it was in Command or Smash 4/U).
>>743306643I dunno, why can’t a teenager be a hero and still be a little cocky about it.He’ll grow into it, he’s far more hero mode once he gets to retirement age in his 30s
>>743306823No, too childish, command was already pushing it too far
So was Fox like a cadet at age 13? If only five years passed from when his dad vanished and he became Star Fox's new lead he didn't have a lot of time to become an ace pilot.
>>743294434Me. I also pick Slippi.
>>743306823I don't like that Fox design. The others are good.
>>743297352Because ranked is shit? Not every game needs to become a sweatfest full of try hard ass clowns. I quite enjoy that the online is more casual, just for fun be design, and wish Air Riders had no ranked as well. You have mario kart, splatoon, mario strikers battle league, f-zero-99, a dozen third parties, etc if you want ranked sweatlords.
>>743298365It's missing at minimum 3 planets, probably more + the system's second much larger Blue Star 'Lylat'.
>>743298901Can you point out these supposed jeets?Nab the games credits and please circle every indian. Really funny that /v/ only shits on velan once Nintendo hired them. Total coincidence, right?
>>743300152better pic...but huh disdn't notice the star chart, was always trying to read the composition of Solar.Lylat is quite the lonely star looking at this, quite sad.>>743301228The hate they get is forced and over played.
>>743306643Even as far back as adventure he only took the job because he wanted the money. Fuck he even complains to pepper why he can't blast things with his blaster Even in the original Japanese release of SF64 (which the remake is slightly more faithful to actually) Fox is notably ruder. The more heroic Fox you wanted was a product of nintendo localization
>>743307814Tf he is, s64 fox is a fucking shonen protagonist and everything after 64 is sloppy fanfiction tier garbage anyways
He's literally only "rude" at the end where he cuts off peppers offer to join the military
>>743308023>sf64 fox is heroiclol wutThis new 2026 meme is weird.
>>743308023>fanfiction tier garbageTechnically this is also 64 lolReal OG star fox is SNES 1 and 2
>>743308103English 64 is so heroic its almost geeky Japane 64 Fox talks like a shonen protag.You are just flat out wrong
>>74330819664 didnt add in soap opera bullshit like command and isnt a frankenstein hack job like adventure is
>>743308294Where does assault fit in this
>>743308226When? Show an example of Fox's heroic attitude
>>743306170Wasn't expecting Jewish Falco
>>743306823I hate Fox’s head shape and the stupid collar thing. Like what even is that?! Smash did it much better by making it armor. The Zero one just looks like headphones. So stupid.
>>743306357Eh not really. It's not like Fox HAD to go into merc work to pay the debt, he could have just let the Great Fox and the Arwings be repo'd. Plus wouldn't the debt have been passed on to Peppy and not Fox? I assume James would have commissioned everything under the Star Fox merc group so it would have been Peppy's responsibility after James died.
>>743308423He's literally always polite to Pepper and his teammates. His bravery and selflessness are as obvious as can be due to his profession. He also can't leave Slippy hanging. He's firing off one liners while bad guys explode in comically large explosions. In Eng 64 He's a saturday morning cartoon hero. Did we play the same game?
>>743308805Well we dunno how space animal debt laws work. Debt could be passed between family members.
>>743308805Even if he did leave it to Fox directly, you can't inherit your parents debt by force, only of you choose to inherit their estate. Their creditors will get their shit if you don't take on the debt but you aren't forced to take it.
>>743308089Which is funny because he doesn’t do that in 3D or 26
>>743308805Yeah, Peppy was his business partner for Starfox so it would've gone to him not Fox.
>>743308805Peppy is the co-owner of Great fox actually but it seems like the debt just passed from father to son since Fox is his direct lineage
Great thread everyone, see you in the next one
>>743309075How is that "heroic"? Do you even know what heroic means?>politeEh?>one liners are heroicEh?!
>>743309778Okay, so I'm not wasting any more time on you. Yes, being polite is a component of chivalry, and Fox is quite chivalrous. If you can't see that then I literally can't help you. Fox is willing to ruin his chances at stopping Andross once and for all because his friend got stranded. Someone obsessed with greed would have left the little guy.
>>743310156So, you came up with this conclusion out of those 10 lines he says whenever he speaks with Pepper, and you claim stuff like "I'll do my best" is heroic.While claiming that being "rude" to pepper when he suggested to leave Slippy behind is not.lolOk
>>743310365You're illiterate
>>743310428You can't even post a single example, why can't you just post one line where he is being heroic instead you keep posting your headcanon where he is basically the greatest hero ever
>>743309778HE SAVED THE LYLAT SYSTEM IS WHAT HE DID. HE WAS A GREAT PAPETOONIAN ARWING PILOT AND ON THIS BOARD HE'S A HERO, END OF STORY
>>743310574It isnt my job to spoon feed retards. We played the same game right? Then we both know the content. And I literally give you a single line.>I cant leave Slippy hangin!
>>743310662KEK
>>743310662This unironically
>>743310686Ah, uh huh
>>743311109So is he heroic or not you retard?
>Getting paid means you're not heroicFiremen aren't heroic?
>>743311305No, you dumbfuck
>>743311402Do firemen refuse to putcout a fire if theyre not getting paid enough?
>Thread dies with an autstic slap flight
>>743311505Tell firemen they're not getting paid anymore you're not gonna have firemen left
