I really prefer retro games for the insane aura they have compared to new releases.
>>743230661He looks locked in AF
>>>/vg/
>>743231129
Tonde-aura...
>>743230661The good Klonoa games have aura. Klonoa Heroes does not
>>743231798You're an auralet and should shut up. You don't understand it because you can't feel real aura.
>>743231129go fuck yourself. imagine being a wannabe janny. what a fucking loser.
>>743232381He just has a different kind of aura. A queer aura.
>>743232654Your opinions are limp wristed. They exude a questionable aura. One that gives a sense that you should be questioning your life choices.
>>743231798Enema status?
>>743230661Can you speak and type out proper english? You types make it impossible to engage with anything.
>>743233492yes
I wish you sick faggots would stock. As someone with jap friends it's weird seeing you gay types latch onto a character like this. He's primarily liked by women and children in japan.
>>743233417Butt: HurtPride: CrushedBrain: Damaged
>>743233569tell your Japanese friends that the games they like are dogshit
>>743233417I’m not gonna talk about that
>>743230661AURA KING!
>>743234707
>>743234405Why not? It's a good theory.
Klonoa 3 should be a game where you play as Huepow instead. Kind of what Metal Gear Solid 2 did.
Have you ever been called out for impersonating a monkey?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0_gpcaiGyEmonke magic
I LIKE
>>743236837kids
Klonoa Heroes could be fixed if it had a proper canon.
>>743230661did some zoomer e-celeb play Klonoa recently?
>>743230661The only reason I care about this game is Pango
>>743238675Fag
>>743239687Nigger
>>743239724Figger
>>743239828Jew
>>743240083Moo
>>743240313
>>743233482Using my penis to blow up Klonoa’s prostate like a moo…
luv me dream games
The average tacopig argument sounds like this.
wahoobas
I fucking love tondes!
>>743242734Stop comparing my analysis to trannies
>>743248005It's time to start your analysis.
>>743231798I want to watch Klonoa pound Lolo's monkey pussy
>>743248334Cuck
>>743248762cucknoa
>>743248217No. I ended up in the hospital because I listened to you faggots. Fuck you
>>743249196neurotypical moment
>>743231287>OP.gif
>>743249547Shut the fuck up
>>743250209>"It says right here that you're suffering from a severe case of faggotry."
>>743252765I’m not a faggot
>>743254495
>>743236837Kemoshotas!
>>743237120Who is giving children guns?
>>743256110JD Vance
>>743242734>lgbtq+ and transgender allyDoesn’t the T already stand for transgender? A bit redundant, no?
>>743230661Namco was kind of in a weird spot with Klonoa. There was no set "world" as it were established in DtP and LV, the characters didn't have one place they could all come together, unlike Mario and Sonic. Empire of Dreams comes out, introducing Klonoa's new fit, yet for some reason Huepow is here, despite the events of the first game making that impossible. So in comes Dream Champ, and Klonoa and Lolo great each other like it's nothing, despite their tearful farewell back in LV, Joka is back, which is odd since he was killed back in DtP. Huepow gone again (which is weird because DC establishes it takes place after Empire)It's all one big mess.
>>743256641>the sane default trying to make sense of it all
>>743256641All Sonic games take place in a different place. You can't really know if it's even the same world.
>>743257356But they do, and Sega even does those Tails Tube video that try to clear things up.Klonoa 1 and 2 clearly show our main boy leaving the very reality those games take place in, that I'm just gonna have to assume Empire, DC and Star Medal is its own universe.
>>743258294There's no way the games have a rigid continuity. Shit changes from entry to entry. In the classic games the Master Emerald was in the Hidden palace. In Adventure the Hidden Palace might as well never have existed. Sonic Generations still acts like it all happened, even Sonic 06 even if those events were rewound out of existence.Sonic has a loose continuity where they do whatever the fuck they want. Klonoa never ran long enough for there to be any official stance on how the people working on the games thinks the games relate to each other. You can always shrug your shoulders an say "It's just a dream." if there are contradictions in the events and just pretend that it all happened anyway.
>>743259097I meant to say that Sega acts like Sonic 06 happened in Generations even if the game itself acts like it never happened.
Wahoo!
>>743256418it cannot be overstatedpeople can give you queer looks if you don't mention that trannies need to be pampered every 5 seconds (you have to frame it as equal rights)and by queer I mean that they will look at you with utter contempt and not that they are giving you looks of approval
>>743260890tondennis
Beat Moonlight Museum. It's fine, but kind of tiresome to play in longer sessions. Home console games are a lot better.
Tonde threads are based
>>743269939Why is he so fucking hot?
>>743270102because they wanted the kemosho audience
>>743269939>>743270932He is obsessed with consuming human man semen
WAHOOOO!
>>743272354>*heavy breathing*
Giving many head pats to tonde
Lunatea's Veil is tupid because anxiety and depression are the result of biochemistry, not external trauma.
>>743276265*stupid
>>743276265Then what is responsible for the King of Sorrow's hips?
Do you weirdos ever get tired of Klonoa even after bustin hundreds of loads to him?
nini tondebros
>>743248334Oh gods lol, I respect your ship but I really hope they don’t do that. I’ve always shipped Klonoa as very very gay and their relationship as incredibly close but purely platonic.
>>743281426>Oh godsThere's only one God...
Is that thing a rabbit or a cat or a dog or what?
>>743283505He's a faggit
>>743233417why do people bully himhe's skinny, white and attractive
>>743248334too bad all the Klololo art has cockrings
peddythread
>main protag looking pissed while holding a glowing weapon to the side.
>>743286073she likes to get cozy in there sometimes.
>>743286817At least this one doesn't look gay
>>743276265External trauma results in biochemistry happening.
>>743282079Odin sama...
>>743286867he looks like big blue old diaper baby
I'm assuming these "klonoa" threads are more schzio pseudo generals?I'm on to you.
>>743230661Kemoshota peepee!
I read the ending of Door to Phantomile. Seems cruel.
>>743292923happy endings are for American niggers
>>743284423Because he's a confrontational clown. If he didn't constantly act like his unsubstantiated claims were absolute truth shit would have never gotten out of hand.
>>743230661One whole day of basking in HERO! aura.
>wake up>thread still upBased
Good morning
Klonoa is my favorite tonde
>>743284423He needs to be bullied until he admits he's gay
>>743284423Source?
Tacopig’s Cummy boytummy…
Mwah!
>>743301110truly the pinnacle of human discourse
>>743302408Man, Klonoa Heroes ended on such a happy note.
>>743297069Let's go for 150 posts at least.
Hose before bros.
>>743302576Based
>>743302408cute virgins
>>743307439Klonoa isn't a butt-virgin. Not after meeting Guntz.
>>743230661>>743300702pigma balls...
>>743307812This fucker >>743307105 is impersonating me
>>743307691I was wondering who would top who, Lolo and Klonoa both seem too submissive.
>>743308337
>>743310710Sign of an hero...
Cuddling and kissing Klonoa!
Hungry 'Noa...
>>743313381The only thing ‘Noa is hungry for is cock
Tat is ready for some beach volleyball!
>>743302408Lick!
>>743315437>>743315923When tacopig is present, the threads have a straight aura. When he’s gone, the threads have a homo aura
>>743316116take him away
>>743315923>>743302408These images have a Heroes aura.
Leo
>>743316509moon auroa too powerful
Lolo is in a pinch!
Girl Talk
Girls!
>>743317153Klonoa was just making fun of the absurdity of trannies here. He wasn’t serious
>>743317564no, he's legit a dumbfuck in the manga
>>743317564I thought he was about to kill himself but decided to troon out instead.Usually it's the trooning then suicide, so he is so retarded he got the order backwards.
>>743317907he was just having a neurotypical moment
>>743315923This was not okay, Klonoa needs to apologize.
>>743249196Didn't take the hose out in time? I don't get it. I told you to buy the real thing and not a vegetable. I told you to get actual hydraulics. You didn't listen to me, you listened to these retardos.
So what? Was it poopdick? Too much water for first time? Or did you really not pull out the hose? Your tummy can really fill up if you don't take out the hose and that can be dangerous.
Dehydration? I don't experience this because I don't drink soda anymore, and most people will never really experience it because soda and alcohol kind of still hydrate you, but when you expunge so much water like that it can really take a lot of [hydration] out of you.What is it? Tell meeeee. I'm so confused because I have used a cucumber before in minecraft when I was a young little wahoo and nothing happened to me.
don't fuck up your electrolyte balance with that butt water, you could get rhabdomyolysis and fuck up your kidneys and musclesespecially now during the summer. muscles cramping up and you collapse on the floor as your kidneys begin shutting down since your muscles are breaking down from no electrolytes
Klonoa smelly
Klonoa 2: Klonoa gets RAPED.
>>743323182Not wahoo
>>743323182Klonoa 2: The Enema Within
>when someone finally convinces you to do disgusting things with an vegetable
Klonoa Hospital Heroes
>>7433258852 cute guys
>>743325923And a Dilf
>>743325885Sign of Homo
>>743325963what if he doesn't want that?
Is the cucumber canon?
is this the gay sex with klonoa thread
>>743329638no sir this is a taco bell
>what it's like being an analysis written by a pig
>>743329779klonoa gives all of america explosive diarrhea?
>>743330402He sponsored wahoo tacos for a reason
>>743330745something fishy about them
>>743323182Lolo wont do shit
>>743330895Tat would though.
>>743330895He's gonna stick it in her Door(to)Phantomile.
>>743326685Fagnoa
>>743320280>>743321093>>743322249>>743322792I'm not gonna go into detail. Let's just say I'm lucky to be alive
Klonoa should....
>>743322249>I have used a cucumber before in minecraft when I was a young little wahooElaborate
>>743334072You should have learnt your butt stuff basics from Bill Nye.
converted to Moodaism
>>743334727Klonoa if he yo mama
Sexuality is stupidly complex and it’s ok to choose not to let others label you while you’re figuring cucumber stuff out :)
>>743323182oh yay more rape... just what I always wanted -_-
Is Klonoa actually a good game? It seems like you guys only like it because of your porn addiction
>>743338214it is good, that's why they got addicted
dilly dally shilly shally
>>743269939I want to kiss him so bad bros
How has this sodomite thread stayed up for so long?
>>743230661idc + Kirby ended Flopnoa
>>743307691Did Guntz get Klonoa's poop on his dick?
>>743340315sodomite board
>>743334072It's probably not as dire as you make it sound... I covered most everything so chances are I guessed one or two of those right. Physically you should be fine in at least a week.
>>743334237Nothing to explain lol, it's self explanatory.
>>743342552He wants you to greentext it so he can jerk off
How does one integrate their shadow?
>>743259097Only the console games are connected in any way. The spin-offs are non-canon.
>>743240313the[moos]
>>743336663god I love this guy's art style
>>743336663source?
wahee?
Nini again tondebros. There's no way this thread will survive another night. This was a good one
>>743348272ZzZz
>>743340315Who cares as long as the thread is still up I say.
Pedo thread
RUPURUDU
>>743350207Vegetarian thread, actually.
>>743352728Klonoa HATES vegetables!
So how much did Klonoa Phantasy reverie series sold?, what are the chances Klonoa gets revived?
>>743345075That's not an officially supported stance. That's just how you personally want things to be.
figmentpost
>>743342643Klonoa's booty!
Joka?
>>743360079Tat's looking a little different today.
>>743360172when she sees cabbit boys
>>743353137He prefers cucumbers.
>>743230661Two days of HERO AURA!
>>743361187Imagine the things she's done to that plush...
>STILL upWAHOOOOOOO
>>743363640And i am still waiting for anon's story.
>>743363760I’m not saying any more about it
>>743364970The cucumber canon is the Klonoa fandom's biggest mystery.
So, 250 posts later today, oh yeah.
be the hero the world needs
>>743364970Why did you tried to destroy your ass?
>>743367030he just had a neurotypical momentit's just something that sane people have
>>743367462He had a making shit up to get out of his boypromise moment.
>>743366647fatties can't be heroes
>>743367668sounds neurotypical
>day 3Wahoooooooooo!
>>743367668I am not making shit up
>>743367668I can't believe he's just going to pretend that the cucumber is just a spin-off. What a crook!
>>743368402What exactly was the "equipment" you bought?
>>743369134
>>743368402of course you weren't making shit upthe shit was still in your ass
>>743369756>british poundsIt's all making sense now.
>>743368402How is your asshole right now? Do you need diapers?
>>743370480More pound for the dollar.
>>743370561pounds for pounding
>>743370542>Do you need diapers?if he don't need diapees like tonde, i am going to be very disappointed
>>743370990It would be canonically disgraceful.
Christmas in July!
>>743373827Wahoo!!!
>>743368402Obviously you're not making this shit up. It was inside and now it's outside.
>>743374939>It was inside and now it's outside.boyprolapse
>>743376592putting the pro into pro gamer move
>>743370990Klonoa does not wearing fucking diapers you freak
>>743377465yes he does, it's canon
>>743377465Holy ESL, Batman!
>>743377465listen here, niggerhis baggy pants have plenty of room in therehe could be a shortstack, or he could be pampin'
I hate tacos!I hate pigs!That is all.
Wahoo!Wahoo!Wahowahwawawawawawawawawawawa wahoo!
>>743382294Klonoa parallel universes
>>743383960multiple canons
I think this thread is evidence that we're never getting another game
>>743385379It's been many years since the last game that wasn't a remake or re-release. Yeah, there isn't going to be a new game.
>>743385379This thread lasting so long is proof that there’s still an audience for Klonoa
>>743377927Autocorrect fucked me. I’m not ESL
>>743389508shut the fuck up nigger
>>743389728I’m not a niggerI’m not a faggotI’m not ESLI’m not a pig
>>743389873hose mad
>>743390110Stop mentioning hoses. You’re not as funny as you think
>>743390542ok
>>743390542Are you ever going to answer my question?
>>743392528death battles are garbagehype and aurathey're not nerdy enough
hose it goin tonde/v/ros?
>>743394394Fuck you
>>743395080
klonoa threads are differentthere aren't any lolcows, but there is a lolpig
>>743354541It is supported by how much of a jumbled mess the spin-off games are in terms of continuity and how they disregard everything that came before.
>>743397127The only instance of explicit contiunity in the whole franchise happens in one of the handheld games.
>>743394385Garbage hype?
>>743392528Lux mentioned!
>>743397027I love this tonde so fucking much
>>743399127I love how scraggly he draws his tondes.Because he's not really a Dream Traveler anymore, but a Dream Hobo. Just drifts into a vacant dream for the night and moves on.
>>743398556imagine a Luxpig.
grab
imagine Klonoa's tight little ass gripping tf out of your bwc as you pump and pump until completely filling up his boyish womb with your hot seed as he whimpers out a "w-wahoo~!" in sheer ecstasy
I want to fuck both Klonoa and his Girlfriend
>>743397127>jumbled mess>there's literally nothing to itit's a bit like calling an empty apartment a chaotic garbage heap
>>743399939I will not imagine the sick and vile homofantasy you just described.
No matter how badly your enema antics went. People here still want to play with your cucumber.
the absolute state of klonoa threads
>>743400232he should do his next enema with cucumber water
>>743400232I will not be putting ANYTHING in my ass. You have no idea what I've been through the last two weeks thanks to you pieces of shit. And regardless, the cucumber is gone.
>>743400445boysadness
>>743400445Are you bowel incontinent?
>>743400445Did you eated it?
>>743401757No
>>743400445By cucumber I meant penis.
>>743400128whatever you say fag
>>743401954Stop impersonating me
>>743402083What are you? Gay?
>>743402227No.
>>743402227>What are you? Gay?I'm pretty sure he's just neurotypical.
>>743402261That's no good. Sometimes neurological boys do silly things and end up in the hospital. If it's really bad they might need to sell their PS2 to pay for the bills and the doctor might not even belive you when you tell them that you did it for very straight reasons.
>>743402496He keeps dodging the question on if he is incontinent and needs to wear diapers after his hospitalization. Very curious for a boy like him, who will tell the thread everything else in his life besides that one particular detail.
upside down tonde
>>743403964Why is he upside down?
>>743231129odd, I never see you post this in the dozen gacha generals
>>743404270he only posts that in tonde threads, just like >>743350207makes me think they are the same faggot, as the two posters don't even change their filename
>>743403202I think Tacopig has pamperphobia.
>>743404104Because he's upside down.
>>743412231autism magnet
