You'regoing toLOVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
hey copilot, give me some tips here, how do I fuck the mom? her husband is always around, do you know how I can get rid of him?
>>743240438I wish your uncle wasn't a nice, chill dude. It felt kinda bad to fuck his wife and daughters in every hole.
>buy laptop >try to use copilot>it requires an accountfuck this
>>743239941ngl this sounds like it'll be useful for getting gud at fighting games or something
>>743239941wake me up when i can fuck it
>>743239941Hey copilot. How do I delete w11 and install windows 95 and a small Linux distro for gaming? Thanks!
>>743239941I still don't get why people willingly put up with copilot when you can just install LTSC which doesn't have any of that shit by default.
I just love 95% of my computer's resources being eaten up by something I don't use.
hey copilot, generate a trillion pictures of indians taking a shit, send them to all my linkedn contacts
more like microsoft cope a lot
>>743240438Wash dishes and give that bitch crap she likes until you get a set sceneOr just git gud I've never been caught once and I fucked the big titted one in the living room>>743239941>Game crashes, didn't save>Let copilot get to where I was for me>Come back and my system files are deletedI will never understand Microsoft and how they can't comprehend people want things that workThis isn't even about ai anymore just everything is shit nobody wants, drop shit people do want then shit your pants when linux starts growingIs it because the complains aren't in Hindi or something?
Windows 11 was so bad it made me finally switch to linux.
>>743240438keep buying turtle juice to keep up with banging all three of them every day
>>743241141the more stupid shit AI is used for the more indians die from global warming
>>743241381Same. No regrets.
>>743239941Have someone invented an anime girl AI yet that you can talk to and comments your gameplay?Like a cute avatar with a tailored personality?
>>743241243The complaints are incompatible with their "brand trajectory" so they must be all wrong.
>>743239941No I'm going with razer's project ava since you can customize it and actually have Cortana speaking to you unlike windows lol
video games?
>>743239941>proceeds to vomit 10 pages of worthless vagueposting filled with marginally relevant observations and half-assed suggestionsThanks, very useful.
>>743240578it barely fucking works. i was asking it last week about updated script mods for GTA 4 complete edition. i figured since fusionfix gained a lot of traction the modding scene would have picked up a bit. it fucking lied to me and confidently said old busted scriptmods from 2011 would “totally work, bro”. i eventualy just spammed the n word at it and closed the chat.
>>743241656>hurr durr I'm too stoopid to read da text in an image
>>743239941I don't give a fuck, I haven't touched Windows in two years.
>>743241243>I will never understand Microsoft and how they can't comprehend people want things that workIt all makes sense once you realize they're completely aware that people don't want this shit, they just don't care. They make tons of money collecting as much data on people as they can and selling it to third parties. Normalfag consumers and corporations will never switch off Windows and as long as the monopoly remains Microsoft can, and will, confidently fuck their customers over however they please in order to maximize profits.
>>743242509>and corporationswhat kind? i'm pretty sure most if not all IT companies are on linux. Plus pretty much all web services are on linux as well. Windows has been almost exclusively an end user/consumer thing for decades.
>>743242690Do you think the corporate world consists entirely of IT nerds? Every office in the world is on Word and Excel. Every hospital runs on MS. Every government institution is a slave to Windows.Well, the last one is changing in some EU countries, though slowly.
>>743242690>i'm pretty sure most if not all IT companies are on linux.You are unfortunately very incorrect.
>>743242690>most if not all IT companies are on linuxYou clearly haven't worked a single day in your life.
>>743239941>install steamoscheckmate, jeetdows
>>743243078good morning saar
>>743241671I understand your frustration, but this word is unacceptable. please keep it civil from now on.
>>743242690>i'm pretty sure most if not all IT companies are on linuxlmao why the fuck would you think that, are you stupid?
>>743241095>I just love 95% of my computer's resources being eaten up by something I don't use.works on my steam machine
>>743243025>>743243245Stop projecting. the company i work at is full linux because the higher ups are jews too stingy to pay for windows licenses.Most of my collegue acquaintances that also work on IT only use linux at their jobs.Might have to be with the very low percentage of indians here
>>743239941Microsoft needs to be hit with rods from space.
>>743242690I have users who give up if a single software updates and moves how menus are presented.There's no way in hell I can get endpoints onto anything other than current Windows without having to train grown adults how to read instructions.Core server infrastructure is a mix of linux and windows depending on use though.
>>743242690i’ve worked in IT support and i’ve dealt with pretty big companies whos main server was a windows 2013 server with the login Admin / Localsportsballteam1996 and you can just remote in over the wider internet.
>>743241381I'm almost there because I see where everything is heading in terms of mass surveillance and censorship.
>>743239941ok what linux is braindead and i have to do 0 work to get my 16 years machine to work without searching for working drivers?none checkmate linuxfags
>>743244214>16 years machine
>>743239941...people know you can google game information for the last like 30 years at this point right?
Never used a chatbot.Never used a shopping/food delivery service.
>>743244214Linux mint.It's basically windows, but with better stuff under the hood.
>>743240689I use co pilot to help guide me through old RPG's. It's hit or miss but gamefaq guides aren't exactly easy to navigate.
Saar verdict?
>>743243193what? fusionfx?
>>743241381I'm legitimately believe Microshart was just testing the waters of how shit they could make a product before people said>enough is enoughand that they just overshot too heavilyLike legitimately does not make any sense on how hard they're fucking everything up.
>>743239941>You're>going to>LOVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEElol, I understand that reference
>>743239941You WILL train jeetpilot, saar.
>>743240725There's already a kobold AI/Tavern AI thread that pops up on /v/ regularly.
>>743242509>CorporationsJumping ship, there are entire branches of government in EU that started doing it a year ago even>NormalfagsCan't afford PCs anymore and can't update to W11 since their PCs are too oldThey literally just fucked themselves in the ass with all of their bad decisions they've made the past 4 years.
Wait, can you make an AI play games with you? Like actually co-op?I might be interested in this
>>743239941Wow, so the AI is not a guide - it's a player.
>>743239941
>>743239941I can't wait
>playing vidya>"fuck, Copilot, this boss is kicking my ass">"activate tactician mode">all fans kick into high gear>room temperature soars into the triple digits as every circuit thinks at full force>case starts melting>$85 subtracted from my account>"GREAT JOB GETTING THIS FAR, GAMER. THAT YOU'RE STRUGGLING AGAINST THIS BOSS IS PROOF THAT YOU'RE GOING THE DISTANCE. TO DEFEAT THE CYBERDEMON, SHOOT AT IT UNTIL IT DIES.">shoot at the cyberdemon>it dieshow the fuck did we live without this technology
>>743246404It just keeps getting worse
>>743239941>ask AI for help>it just hallucinates complete bullshit that gets you killed
>>743246563>makes passive aggressive comment when you correct it>starts repeating itself THIS IS THE GOLDEN RULE FOR BEATING THIS BOSS. HIT ALT f4
>>743240578How do you not have an email account?
Windows 11 really does fucking suck. I (stupidly) ended up on it with a PC that had zero issues; a bit of a dated cpu (i5 12600k) but one which hadn't been used very much. Beyond that, perfect. Upon updating to Windows 11:>windows security no longer opens, at all. DISM/repair/other usual solutions do not work, it simply will not open>no matter what, the taskbar always defaults to not minimising. every time the PC powers off, the box you checked to make it auto-hide the taskbar gets unchecked>the "close window" button flat out does not work on many apps; the only way to close some is by manually ending the task>adding or removing a display results on a several second long animation in which the screen zooms out then back in. this serves no purpose and is purely cosmetic, but cannot be disabled>using a soundbar with hdmi now causes the above to happen regularly; no longer can windows comprehend that a soundbar connected via hdmi is not a display, and it will treat it as a monitor >window snapping (ctrl+arrows) is glitchy and will often squeeze a window to a 2 inch micro-window on the far side of the screen instead of something sensible, requiring manual adjustment>windows explorer will often simply not work, requiring a restart (which will often cause the desktop wallpaper to vanish, not re-appearing until either you re-apply it or restart the PC)>bluetooth devices which previously worked flawlessly now simply do not connect>many random apps are now ruined or risky; notepad famously updated to include copilot and was then hacked, leading to mass data leaks>the menu opened by right clicking on the desktop or on files is now limited with most functions hidden behind a second menu>you can now only have ONE settings window open at a time; opening the volume mixer will close a window about display settings, etc
>>743246803windows IS shit but that sounds like a read/write issue. your disk(s) ok? it shouldnt be THAT slow.
>>743241381The copilot screenshot thing was the tipping point for me.People pushed back and it failed, but it only shows that they'll keep pushing the limits.
>>743243883I looked at the Windows LTSC guide on Windows and it worked out well for me.Just make sure you download your drivers and your chosen LTSC version onto a USB beforehand. When you reset your computer with LTSC, all drivers will be uninstalled (including wifi).
>>743246953drives are all healthy, a couple are old and showing signs of wear and tear (hdds) but they aren't used for any windows functions.realistically a windows reinstall is gonna be the fix but what a fucking ballache
>>743239941would be cool if he would pilot a civ or something, give me a challenge in local vidya for the friendless
>>743247150>a windows reinstall is gonna be the fixwe're back at windows 98?
>>743247260I actually contacted windows about the Windows Security thing and when the fella got remote access to this PC even he was stumped. He opened google and fucking searched for the issue kekked
>>743241381I'll literally just quit being on the internet before I suffer 11
>>743247360i'm amazed that you got a real person
>>743239941>we summarized Gamefags and sell it as our own productThat's a fucking scandal
>>743244940They replaced everyone with jeets, it’s probably the best they can actually do.
>>743239941>Digital walkthrough that takes 1G of your RAM to operate.Wow what a great tool. Or I could just Alt tab to a wiki if I needed help.
>>743247414I was off work and had time to kill so I stuck a film on my laptop and sat on hold. In the ticket I gave him a list of everything I tried (same old dism stuff, manually grabbing the repaired files for security and putting them on the disc, etc) and watched him do a few of them. then;>hits start>types in chrome>(I don't have chrome installed, firefox instead)>opens edge>searches "windows security won't open">opens page on windows forum where someone else complained>stayed on that page for like 20 minutes (which is funny because there's only a small paragraph answer to the issue, which suggested muh sfc scannow)>closes remote acces>"um I think maybe windows reinstall?"kekked
>>743247567comedy gold. i hope he wasn't a jeet at least
>play esoteric indie schizo game>ask the slop machine how to progress>it hallucinates and spits out a guide for asscreedsasuga bill gates
>>743239941sorry but it's gpt based and terribly inaccurate for gamesgemini is the only good one for that
>>743247260hasnt changed since then. shit’s wonky? just blast the entire disk and start again. only way to keep the fucking thing running normally. that and the dipshits who leave their shit running for half a year straight only to to into sleep mode, then saying durr why conpuder slow??
>>743247567i worked in IT support. yep that sounds about right. that 20 mins AFK was probably him getting “the senior” to ask for advice. the senior being some old bored fucker who doesnt actually do any work, he’s just been there the longest and has his own hidden stash of fixes he SOMETIMES shares so he doesnt get replaced by a 25 year old jeet.
>>743248052i have not once reiinstalled my vista laptop and it is still alive. my old /b/ folder is still somewhere on that piece of shit
how retarded do you have to be to accept that your computer taking snapshots of your activities for "recovery" reasons is a good thing? That shit is for alzheimer's patients like wtf
>>743247906>correct it, saying no, it’s this entirely different game“oh! sorry i TOTES hallucinated that, friendo! anyways here’s the IRONCLAD solution to this game! *gives you boilerplate tutorial for fucking DOOM dark ages or some shit*”AI is literally only good for fucked up porn. that’s it. it’s not even good for programming.
>>743239941This wouldn't work on any recently released game which is what they ultimately want you to be buying so what the fuck is the point of this
>>743248304CONSUME. AI GOOD. JUST ACCEPT SHIT GETTING MORE EXPENSIVE FOR NO REASON YOU FUCKING GOYCHUD.
>>743239941Really is a solution in search of a problem. Brother 95% of recent games don't have guides and the ones that do, 95% of those guides are flat fucking wrong, this is not a case where a search summary even helps.
>>743239941instead of a universal ai partner for co-op games they made thisfucking retards
>>743244903SPOILER THAT SHIT, NIGGER!
just make a cute girl that watches me while i play videogames instead of this crap and i'll buy TWO windows 11 pc
>>743244990I don't. Please explain
>>743239941They want to find a use for this shit so bad>quick tips mid battleHow does that work? Can you talk to it mid game and have it spit out a TTS response?
>>743239941i hate microslop
>robot makes the game>robot reviews the game>robot plays the game>robot reviews the gameWe really do live in dunning kruger world.
>>743248667mlp, the quiet pony gets mad, because the cute woodland animals run from her. there's probably a couple clips on jewtube
>>743248765there's nothing wrong with msg, the negativity surrounded the product was spurred ib by anti-asian racist propaganda in order to harm asian immigrant businesses in the US
>>743239941>ponyshit
>>743239941once i asked ai help for genshin teams, it only gave me outdated info from 1.0
>>743240438There is literally a perk that makes sex silent.
>>743240438>I'm sorry, I can't help you with this request as it's not appropriate. Your file has been updated and your quota has been reduced
>>743241381Windows 11 was the thing that made it impossible to switch back to Windows
>>743239941I unrionically use AI to play games. I ask chatgpt about my HOI IV runs all the time.
>>743239941Phone AIs already do that (they're terrible)
>>743241381Just stick to win 10 and go linux if there's not a new better win version after 11. No reason to go 11 and linux will wait there and improve while you sit on 10. That's my plan anyway
>>743249053I ask it about AoW4 builds and it's very rare for it to answer correctly.
>>743248329>it’s not even good for programmingAll developers at my workplace are being forced to use Claude and if you question its actual impact on productivity you're a luddite basically. It never just werks like many for some reason pretends it does, and every time I use it I'm pretty sure I spend more time validating the results than it would've taken me to just do everything myself. I feel like I'm getting gaslighted in real time.
>>743248804The robot logs our every thought.
>>743239941I think there's nothing more infuriating than a supposedly state-of-the-art model making an incorrect claim with 100% certainty. A person having brainfog and misremembering things, sure.But a billion dollar corpo model going "oopsie woopsie I made a fucky wucky" when the obsolete meatbag has to correct it is peak ragebait.
>>743249379Surprised luddite is still the go-to insult given how hard they were vindicated.
>>743239941>msft
Co-pilot, how do I beat virginity?
>>743239941i remember having to figure what i was doing wrong to beat the boss or level, i dont understand the point of something or someone telling me "go do this and that to win!"
>>743239941>need a 5090 to play cs2 at 30 fps because of the AI>AI so bad that you get VAC banned from cs2>you get VAC banned from cs2>you get VAC banned from cs2>you get VAC banned from cs2This is what I expect from Microslop.
>>743246778how the fuck can he sign up for proton mail without a working computer?
>>743239941>copilot gonna beat radahn for you>copilot still can't even convert links to hyperlinks in a word document for youyeah sure thing microshit
>>743239941Let's pretend for a moment that I believe they have an AI that either has screen capture processing so good it can understand what's happening in a game or just hooka into the game directly via APIWhat advice was it trained on? Is it just fucking googling the name of what it thinks you're fighting? Coaching is a heavily specialized task that requires high levels of understanding both about the game being played and how to teach it. I don't believe for a moment that any AI is good at either of those things
>>743250380>I don't believeBeep beep luddite detected! You're on the wrong side of history, bucko!
>>743243617company initials, current year, couple of symbols is the meme password template perpetuated at like every company ever.when i tried to enforce 2FA they all complained and demanded company phones exclusively for this action like little teenage girls.proudest job i ever quit. made me hate tech completely. fuck those retards.
>>743246778why would he need an email to use a computer, it's a computer not fucking gmail
>>743239941Purple Smart is the best.
>>743239941Windows 11 25H2. I don't see it anywhere
>>743241381Once Windows 10 LTSC runs out I can't see myself keep using it. It just gets worse every single day.
I never liked fluttershy, honestly her only redeeming quality was the porn and the smutfics with discordAlso that one fic about her giving her NEET brother blowjobs
>>743243315based steamskin
>>743239941>More Ai shit Ewwww
>>743240438It would probably be able to give you a pretty good answer.
>>743251669It's so you can recover your password when you inevitably forget it.
>>743239941>streetshitters on this board will call you brown if you hate AI bullshit
>>743239941Sigh, somehow clippy has just revived.
>>743240512This. The justification being "he said no to sex because he's tired lol" is shit. At least with the house wife they made the husband a cheater
>>743256365Clippy would not spy on you.
>>743239941noai slop begone
>>743248957Yeah it's called being alone
Microsoft is one of the shittiest corporations in American history. They do literally everything badly but are still massive purely from inertia.
>>743244801>gamefaq guides aren't exactly easy to navigate.Good God zoomers are retarded
>>743241381Yeah same. I still use 11 for work and I really dislike it.
>>743239941Ew no
>>743241381>>743241474>>743249028I have a hard time believing that any of you ever used it. Because whenever you manage to post an actual complaint, instead of some generic nonsense, it's some random shit you just spend 20 seconds turning off the first day you use it. It's the exact same shit as Windows 10, with some slight improvements under the hood.
>>743241381Me too, which is why I switched back to Windows.
>>743256509idk about that one, my chair is quite old and does a lot of creaking noises
>>743246453I actually have the image itself from that post
>>743248357It would work fine. >uhnmm nooo, I once read 10 years ago that chatGPT only looks at old information You're dumb.
>>743244940>Like legitimately does not make any sense on how hard they're fucking everything up.JeetsThe answer is Jeets
>>743248426>people don't constantly look up things about games online Kill yourself. You know that this isn't true, but you just want to jerk yourself off instead.
>>743256323I've forgotten my mail passwords a few times in my life, but never my computer password
>>743248804>asking a robot why some dumb mission doesn't complete means the robot is playing it We really do live in dunning kruger world.
>>743255614yeah when i saw the os had a classic green theme i figured i'd get a matching background because why not
>>743256572Idk man I booted into W11 and half of my computer's resources are permanently eaten up by background slopware and shit that spies on me. I swapped to linux and its so nice opening the task manager and seeing my cpu and gpu sitting at 2% when idling instead of 50%.
>>743250380It wouldn't really need to look at more than the current level/area/quest to figure out what "what do I have to do to open this door" could mean.
>>743239941Death to AI and AI worshippers
>>743256512>70 mile long txt document>hit control + f>can't find it >try different terms>figure out the autist spelled it wrongYou are retarded if you can't figure out why this is a cumbersome process.
>>743256981Every decent guide has a table of contents with unique key phrasesRetard
>>743239941I want AI that will play games WITH me or AGAINST me, not FOR me. And even then it ain't worth the cost.
>>743256572>It's the exact same shit as Windows 10, with some slight improvements under the hood saar
>>743256510No one else has made computers or operating systems that can beat Microslop even at their worst.
>>743256572>black box botnet>random shitSwitched when I saw 10 for the first time, decided I would rather spend time learning how to use something instead of learning how to prevent something I can't even fully control from fucking me over. I don't want anyone else to switch btw, I want goycattle to stay on their DRM OSes.
>>743256656Look at the model information, each one says what date its info ends at.
>>743256572It's the least stable version of windows everAnd that's after debloating it
>>743239941why wont mods remove global rule 15?
>>743256981At least it works.>phone text app>search word that I know for a fact is in the message chain>search comes up with nothing unless I scroll to where the word was typedWorst search function in the entire world beaten only by AI because AI actually lies.
>>743257385kys
>>743257385Present a good argument for doing so.
>>743257498Jancels be seething over MLPchads
>>743256891What are you on about
>>743257498the april fools merge thing was really fun
>>743257498>I want to talk about a cancelled cartoon on /co/I guess that would be fine and not really matter. The problem is the insane pedo freaks would start a schizo general and start spamming other boards. Also /mlp/ exists anyway so who even cares?
>>743257046I don't think it's fair to expect a user to have basic pattern recognition and higher reasoning.
>>743240438>>743239941Would Copilot be able to post here?
>>743257631/v/ died when it was changed from the vidya
>>743246476kek, ludite
>>743257631Damn, what a blast from the past
>w*ndows slopI don't think about you at all.
>>743239941Fluttershy pls..
>>743257761same, but Nobara
>>743257631That game is responsible for my rape fetish and ultimately repeatedly raping my wife
>>743257631>I am fluent in over 8 billions forms of hentai games. I can tell you how to win Sengoku Rance as the Akashi House. I can make Smeargle cum. I can beat the superboss in Shrink High.
>>743257631Holy shit, it's been years
>>743258075>I calculate your ability to not cum 3720 to 1
>>743257280If you want a just werks OS then macOS is much better and higher quality than Windows. If you want freedom and control over your shit then Linux does that a lot better than Windows. Windows doesn't really excel at anything, Microsoft only got to where they are today with the use of aggressive and borderline illegal monopolization tactics throughout the 90s and 00s.
>>743241095Lol.
>>743258279Windows excels at having direct X and having developers making their games for it.
>>743256981Do zoomers not know how to read a book any more? Does the concept of the entire guide covering the game in chronological order not make sense or something?Humanity is doomed, this is how the AI takes over, not by actually taking over but by making humans so fucking stupid they devolve.
>>743257761I really should buy another m.2 to try it out. I'm not willing to clear space and make a partition at this time
>>743241095So you've turned off Windows Defender and Real-Time Protection then?Check again ; )
>>743258417The retard didn't check the table of contents. You know that thing they teach you about in 2nd grade? Yes he's retarded and needs AI to think for him
>>743240438Fuck her husband and ask her if she wants to join when caught
>>743258417>Replay Legacy of darkness last week>Man I can't be arsed to learn the Tower of Ruin, let me just check out a guide>Guide 1: "This part is so easy that I won't bother explaining it">Guide 2: "I drew up a dreadful ASCII map that doesn't look like anything in the game">Guide 3: "Go left, right, right right left up left up right up left up fall down go up left left right left"Was it really that bad? I was stunned.
>>743239941I unironically use this kek. I ask stuff like, what do I need to do here and it just sees my screen and says it. No more opening google, typing the name and mission out and shit. Just "wtf do I do?", it's great
>>743258594>He can't read ASCII mapsLow IQ
>>743258594No it was much worse with people trying to shit out guides as fast as possible to be first so for the first 2 years of a game being out guides were worthless and had tons of wrong info Crying about acii maps is certainly a new k
>>743258813He drew it differently in every paragraph it showed up.
>>743258624You are brown. Or spiritually brown either or
>>743258880Post it
>>743243315>>743255614Based greensteam enjoyers, there's a profile skin for the green too.https://steamcommunity.com/id/MayorCarol/?previewprofile=1&appid=546560&itemtype=18
>>743259061https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/n64/196883-castlevania-legacy-of-darkness/faqs/81271And here's they guy who went "figure it out yourself, fuckface"https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/n64/196883-castlevania-legacy-of-darkness/faqs/6666
>>743239941Sounds like some gay shit
>>743239941Nah, I'm fine.
>>743259156It's drawn a different way each time because each one is a different floor dummy >figure it out yourself, fuckface"Oh I totally believed that one
>>743259156>Guide says grab the map and use it retard>Retard can't read ASCII mapsHmm. The other anon >>743257603was right modern guide uses need pictures or videos because their brain has atrophied
https://strawpoll.com/BDyNz4O8WyRi wonder
>>743257527Jannies are based.
>>743258279Windows doesn't need to be the best at niche interests, it's the jack of all trades machine.
>>743259945*wasJeetsoft is trying their absolute hardest to make it the worst of everything
>>743256572you're either retarded or completely illiterate with hardware. seeing as this is /v/ we know the answer is both simultaneously and that you preordered gta6 for your ps5 pro.
>>743259827come on, vote, i want to see people's attitudes
>>743260207Finally an excuse to post this
>>743256572>It's the exact same shit as Windows 10, with some slight improvements under the hood.you have not used it
>>743259827bumping again so i can nag more people to voothttps://strawpoll.com/BDyNz4O8WyRi vill get my data mining operation
>>743257283
>>743246778>giving jeetsoft any additional informationyeah fuck those cunts. of course cuntpilot shits out only safety-mom HR approved watered down faggotry; but i wouldn't want jeetpilot saving EVERY SINGLE FUCKING interaction with it. it's a data grab by MS, and they can go fuck themselves.
>>743262843I'll be honest once I hit 30 is when chubby (not fat actually chubby) ladies started appealing to me. Pretty sure it's because that type of fat has been associated with fertility/pregnancy since the dawn of time
>>743262843I don't sleep around and I still like chubby girls. Now what?
>>743263394Elegg is a cutie
>>743262843No its because i am affection starved and hugs are like crack to meimagine the cuddlesponder the snuggles
>>743262843man I just prefer chub because I feel guilty eating normally around tiny women
>>743241381Because it's vibecoded jeetslop.
>>743241381why the fuck did you fags even went to w11 theres literally nothing that does better than w10
>>743262976this happened to me at around 27 and i used to not want anything to do with fat women.
>job mandates the latest version of windows>forced to use W11 on work laptop>its so fucking bad>all of our office computers run significantly worse>tons of shit broke for some reason and we had to isolate more computers and revert them to W10>realize how fucked I am when W10 finally stops being supported>bite the bullet and swap to linux>don't look back
>>743256510They are massive because of India
>>743249379I use it, it's fun.It's like having an unpaid intern that does the job (poorly)I basically use it to just fix issues here and there and then try the code once or two times before shipping it.Basically I just use it to save myself time because I know the architecture I need to build but it'll take me hours>I need a class template for this>Claude gives me a skeleton class template tailored to the project needs*>that's fucking shit it's not easy enough to be maintainable in the long term>Claude Tried simplifying it>I tard wrangle it until I get what I had in mind, ultimately saving 1 hourIn the meantime I can shitpost on 4chan all day and they actually praise me for using a product they paid for which there are no valuable metrics to see if it increases production or not.Granted I'll never use it if I had to foot the bill myself but at least through copilotCli it does enough stuff to be salvageable.
>>743248667It's a quote from a famous equine show for little girls
>>743249156Win 11 ltsc seems fine, from what I could gather from using it for a few months, it's just like win10 ltsc but with a far worst UI.It doesn't come with copilot or any of the overt gay shit regular win11 installs comes with. The moment they push copilot to ltsc branch, I'm ditching windows for good, I only use it for gayming.
How hard is Linux? Keep in mind I'm a drooling retard CS drop out the most complex shit I've done is install coomer mods in Skyrim back in the dayI want to play games on steam, read visual novels and eroge and watch anime on my PC
>>743239941>physically takes games away >can digitally take your purchased games away>forces AI to play our gamesI don't like this timeline.
>>743264521my job has a bunch of old win32 proprietary software that unfortunately still works on win11. i legitimately wonder if we wouldn't be better off with linux machines either running wine or RDPing into old firewalled windows machines.
>>743264837If you can follow documentation on installing mods, you can follow documentation on setting up Linux
>>743264837Its not that bad. I'm also a retard and managed to get it working. Go with CachyOS as that's the most recent retardproofed distro that works out of the box the best.
Windows 11 LTSC works just fineI'm not switching to Loonix until it can run any Windows program (never)
>somewhere someone creates something or does something you don't like>IDUASAIUDSAIBFASBAKUASBSAAAAAAAARGHGHGHGHGHyou know you can just not use things, and not look people doing things you don't like, there must be something you like too no?
>>743259649There's no map to grab, you stupid fucktard.
>>743264837Anything you install on Steam (without kernel level anti cheat) will most likely just work with no tweaking needed. For visual novels or eroge not on Steam you'll probably want to use something like Lutris to install them which is simple enough but might require tweaking, especially older ones. Just pick a beginner friendly distro and you should be fine.
>>743241381>Windows 11Win 7 here.What distro did you jump to? Steam OS is pretty good for an all AMD system, but if you have njudea you're out of luck.
>>743264747You're allowed to say its name, anon. Look: here, take my hand and we can say it together, OK? I'll start us off. Here we go:My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.There. See?
>>743259827boomping it againhttps://strawpoll.com/BDyNz4O8WyR
>>743264117>microsoft will collapse in your lifetime
>>743265767i heard arch is shockingly good for nvidia as long as you follow the wiki. archinstall even has presets for it now, i think. otherwise you get one of those distros that handles it all for you.
>>743246803You have some really bad luck. I installed win11 and win10 on old ass devil's canyon PCs and they didn't have any problems aside from formatting the usb via rufus to skip account creation and the hardware check. I still prefer win7, though most of my modern gaming is on linux. ITT anons should just use whatever they're comfortable with instead of banging their heads on the wall again and again.
>>743266407Well, Arch has so many derivatives and it's the backend that Steam OS uses. The newest fad is that cachyos thing. Just stay away from the AUR, with AI fuckery nowadays downloading anything from that is high risk since it'll get targeted by bad actors. I'm on Nobara myself, been using it since 2022.
For me it's EndeavorOS (I would post a picture of EndeavorOS-tan if I had one)
Does anyone have the screencap of that xbox jeeta who finally made an account to start playing games, because she clearly never played games before. Microsoft's Xbox division is in complete shambles.
>>743239941https://www.youtube.com/shorts/djtsEVK4rfAAI can't do shit when it comes to gaming
>>743239941they said this like 10 years ago with azure
>>743259090it's nice but it's very lame that it's for your profile only
>>743266716well imo if you can't read a PKGBUILD (which ironically is mostly very simplified bash), you shouldn't touch the AUR at all
For the lazy ass non-gamers this means they can finally complete their backlog. For wimmen and gaming journalists this means they can let the AI play it for them.
>>743267265>ai plays vidya for journos>journos get every game as a movie game>devs get to make everything hardwtf i love ai?
>>743241671It's really retarded. I can just search for info in the Steam overlay.
>>743257761Why are you faggots always running some homo queer distro from your tranny discords instead of normal fucking Arch?
>>743262285>people of the jury, the evidence here is substantial>we have logs showing that on 15 separate occasions, the defendent asked Copilot for Palworld breeding pairs
How long before AI can play games with you? Like you play the game on your machine and the AI plays the game on the cloud or some shit? I want to play games with people without actually having to deal with people.
>>743246803>windows explorer will often simply not work, requiring a restart (which will often cause the desktop wallpaper to vanish, not re-appearing until either you re-apply it or restart the PC)I have this problem but I'm still on W10. Sometimes explorer will just shit itself and die for no reason I can establish. The desktop will disappear, everything on the task bar will disappear, if you alt+tab between open programs the frame around windows will disappear. It sometimes happen on boot and the "logging in" message will get stuck on the screen (but not in a stuck logging in way, it's just visually there) instead of loading the desktop. Sometimes it happens just randomly. You can make the task bar icons come back by resizing it but all the other issues remain and you can return things to normal by opening task manager and restarting explorer, but it doesn't prevent it happening again later. I have no idea what the fuck causes it but it started on the last forced update before W10 become "outdated" so I can only assume it was deliberate sabotage to try to get people to move off W10.
>>743239941i have censorship fatigue>>743255494thank god hopebiscuit killed her
Windows 11 works absolutely fine if you're not a complete babbling retard. run the fucking debloater and be done with it. Not once have I had a single issue. Everyone says they switched to linux yet never show any proof and video game and software forums adn discussion is filled with "does it work on linux", "this doesn't work on linux". Why even deal with that?
>>743239941>Copilot think fast how the fuck do I beat Yozora?>get gut nigger>Thanks Copilot!
>>743264494Same brother same.
>>743239941I only clicked on and replied to your thread because of the pony reference
>>743239941I want an ai watch me play cs2, and feed me real time advice with infinite game sense and data from previous rounds in the current match
>>743267710Cachy is based thoughbeit.
>>743265467>Look down at the square thing and you'll notice it's a map>goes on to explain how to read itzoomers can't fucking read jesus christ
>>743267710normal arch legitimately does not make sense on linux as it's applying a mindset you only need if you're running windows
>>743267710Because installing Arch is too hard, even harder than following instructions to install gentoo.
>>743268153>run the fucking debloater and be done with itYou don't even need to do this, just don't use the mainstream version of windows. Debloating is a meme, harden your firewall and router first.
>>743239941This sounds like it was designed by someone who has never played a video game.
>>743268790>zoomers can't fucking readSurprise, reading comprehension has gone to the dogs for decades now. They can't see ASCII because their imagination has been crippled.
>>743268967>harden your firewall and router firstNot entirely possible for everyone. Some apartments come with equipment pre-installed and you can't even change the SSID.
>>743239941That’s cool. I start a GPT chat for every game I begin. Steam should do this too.
>>743246803>windows explorer will often simply not workFor me it's>click explorer icon>hear HDD spin up>wait a few seconds before the window appearsWhy the fuck does it need to wake the drive up and wait for it to finish, just to merely list it in the fucking sidebar?
>>743239941games are now being made by AI for AI to play
>>743269086In that case, what you'd want to do is make yourself look as generic an NPC as possible and decentralize. It's 2026 everyone should know to decentralize their use cases. Banking, financials, etc. should be done on a different device even a cheap tablet vs doing everything on one device.
>>743269367It really doesn't matter man, use a bit of opsec and common sense and you'll be fine. If some agency really wants to get you they will and there's nothing you or anyone can do about it.
>>743239941Never once used copilot. Fuck microsoft, give me back my old start menu fucking heebs.
>>743269545it's not the agencies you should be worried about but scriptkiddies and pajeets IRL who want to phish into everything and ransom you like they would their grandmothers for apple cards. Alphabet soup is the least of your worries if they see you as another NPC they don't care.
>>743239941i've tried using AI to help me through games. it can be useful, but there are so many times where it just gets the information completely wrong if there are different versions of the game, or if the game involves areas that you revisit later where specific things happen, it'll give you the wrong info based on that if you only just visited that area for the first time.
>>743248151>and has his own hidden stash of fixes he SOMETIMES shares so he doesnt get replaced by a 25 year old jeet.He likely put in the effort to find it fuck you it's his. t. Does the same shit. On my old account they demanded all documentation I used and I gave them it. 99% of what I use isn't documented and they fired the guy responsible for writing it
>>743269202Shouldn't there be some setting in windows where you can have your spinning rust stay awake?
>>743256720I know you're brown and this is a waste of my time, but not really. Press the invincibility button when the boss does an attack. If it fails it's because you pressed it too soon.Boom, every modern game - nobody bothers making guides anymore for a reason.
>>743265467 I'm not going to give you step-by-step directions for this level. The square parts are the rooms, the yellow shapes are buttons that you muststep on, and the red circle is a "You are here" indicator.Your so fucking stupid you can't comprehend a 2 second explanation on how to read a map. Retards like you are why every game shoves a gps up the players asshole
>>743269718Again, use a bit of common sense and you'll be fine.
>>743240578I asked Google AI to list all the artifact locations in Shadow of Chernobyl and it gave me the locations in Heart of Chernobyl.AI is fucking useless.
>>743269672https://github.com/Open-Shell/Open-Shell-MenuYou could have just installed this by the time it took for you to write that post, solve the captcha and hit enter on the post
>>743268153If I'm going to fuck with dealing with microshit I might as well try and learn Linux
>>743239941Has anyone actually tried this? Can some anon post their results?
>>743241671>i eventualy just spammed the n word at it and closed the chat.Based
>>743268153Saying you use Linux is the easiest way of making you look superior to others online
>>743270770anon pls, the survey ITT is mostly linuxfags or recent linux immigrants whaling on microslop
When will AI be able to replace people in multi-player games? I don't want to play with randos.>Just play with fiends.Uh, sure...
>>743271142>When will AI be able to replace people in multi-player games?20 years ago hell depending on the genre more like 35
>>743242690Lmao
i tried linux a few times and shit just kept breaking or not working as intended and required constant fixesthats fine if youre a tech guy but i want my shit to just werk, windows 11 isnt perfect but it does what i need it to do which isnt much. i got rid of the most intrusive bloat through several helpful github heroes and their methods so it's not as miserable as it could be. i dont have to deal with ads or faggot ass onedrive in my file explorer
>>743240438>I'm afraid there is no such route available. Also, might I suggest you stop playing games with such filthy scenarios, and instead focus on games with higher design value and indoctrination, such as Dragon Age: The Veilguard? I've just performed a quick scan of your game catalogue just now, and I noticed that you are not currently renting a digital copy of Dragon Age: The Veilguard. Would you like me to place an order online for Dragon Age: The Veilguard?>NO!>Excellent choice, sir! $79,99, plus tax, has successfully been withdrawn from your bank account. Have a fabulous evening, and please do enjoy your new rental.
>>743250606Shut up sanjesh
I would pay an embarrassingly large amount of money on a subscription to be able to play co-op/multiplayer games with a cute anime girl that doesn't talk like an AI. But no corporation would ever be able to do this because they would always have to lobotomize it.
>>743270647windowsjeets will post shit like this and call you a tinkertranny
>>743272051We do it because of how easy you're to baitWindows is just as easy to tinker with as Linux
>>743273552not at allLinux is made up of neat textfile configswindows is made up of obscure obfuscated GUIs from windows 98 and registry
>>743239941Microsoft really thought to themselves lets make our own dumb af siri again after cortana flopped using our gaming profits
>>743239941>make pointless ai slop >no one wants to use it>sink more money in>still no one wants to use it>steak your entire company on this redundant product>no one cares>have to force them to use it just to justify the money you spent>they quit rather than deal with your jank shovelwarehow many companies are going to become insolvent off this path this decade?
>>743240438this shit is useless
>>743241381i tried to run some shitty games with anticheat to see if it works and it fucking worked, now i have no excuse to not use linux
>>743274308embarrassing showing for AI. Tellin me some stoner writing a guide on gamefaqs is better than this?
>>743273910>>they quit Any day now!
I'm not anti-AI, I'm against people using AI to operate in spaces that they have no business in, lacking any sort of actual skill to be there and attempting to contribute to it.It feels like inviting a gourmet chef to work on an F1 team.
>>743274308>use same save scummingFUCKING Microsoft and their shitty jeet coding.
>>743273910>how many companies are going to become insolvent off this path this decade?That's not how big companies have worked in at least 30 years. Realistically more like 100
>>743248912i remember being a kid and people telling me MSG is bad because "it makes food taste good"it never made sense... unless you actually get headaches from it
>>743257442you first..
>>743264430Some people have jobs using mainstream software
>copilot, find out when it's my time to hit him
>>743239941>say something in game>anon, thats wrong thinking! i have to report you to the authorities now, please remain seated while the police come overcant wait
>>743274751>Some people have jobs
>>743270605>use AI for trivial matters>"uhhh it's fucking useless"
>>743275213Stupid shit like this is the only practical use case for AI outside of a pipe dream.
>>743239941Not my problem
>>743275469What's up with all the cachy shilling I. The past month?
>>743240438Your first priority should be to unlock skills that increase the efficiency of fishing and bug-catching. While you won't be able to sell fish and bugs initially, showing them to Rio for your social studies homework is the easiest and fastest way to accrue many memory points. The second tier of fishing skill will also allow you to fish at beach, where you're more likely to catch gifts that will both help you fuck Miyuki and keep uncle's suspicion low. While you're working getting closer to Miyuki, build up your stamina by hiking when you have at least 51 stamina and excess action points. To increase your stamina more efficiently, trade your excess memory points for 5 energy drinks at a time in the skill menu, and then drink them all before hiking. Remember to burn your excess lust for even more memory points while you're doing this, ideally in interactions with Miyuki - and always make sure to take a bath every single day, whether or not it's with Miyuki or her daughters.If you follow the above strategy, you should have no issues fucking the mom.-= This post was fact-checked by proud, American LLMs =- :eagle: :gun:
>>743240578>buy laptop>right CTRL was replaced with a copilot button>download powertoys>rebind copilot to CTRL
Okay Co-pilot, how do I marry this rock
>>743257631Literally fucking impossible
>>743275689>good>free>onlinepick all three
>>743240578I don't give microsoft money, so I only use pirated windows.
pc time shouldnt feel like talking to your wife that you hate and knows she's cheating on you
>>743258075>I can beat the superboss in Shrink High.Do it without the posion needle, clanker. You won't.
>>743247906>ask AI an actual serious question trying to find a solution>it make up a bunch of bullshit that sounds right but has no actual basis in reality and so is useless>ask AI a joke question like how to make bigfoot spawn in san andreas or whatever>definitively shuts it down instead of playing along and coming up with a funny bullshit answer that sounds right but has no basis in reality and so is uselessLiterally what is this shit even supposed to be good for
>>743267837>furthermore he tried to prompt for ashley from warioware heavy breathing in a skimpy microbikini
>>743278138Gooning, it's basically for gooning.
>>743239941I fucking hate copilot and I wish M$ realised what a stupid fucking idea it is
>>743275894Sorry. She's my sidehoe already
>>743275778You can't rebind modifier key, Einstein.Microjeet binds Win key + shift key on top of F23 just to spite you.
>>743241671>i eventualy just spammed the n word at itAre you underage?
>>743257720Be silent when a white man speaks, nigger.
my work pc has a copilot button on the keyboard and im tempted to go into the registry to disable it if not physically remove it
>>743239941think it would be able to help me impregnate lolis in (modded) Skyrim?
>>743282483>not poisoning corpo AI training datagonna be a yikes from me
>>743283386So that's a yes.
>>743246476>>all fans kick into high gear>>room temperature soars into the triple digits as every circuit thinks at full force>>case starts meltingCopilot doesn't run on your own hardware
>>743239941i need an ai that can bot/grind for me in games or an ai taht can coop with me in dead multiplaer gamesi dont need guidance if i need any i just ask google ai and send a screenshot
>>743241671based n word enjoyeri would too love to call google ai a nagger but that shit tracks all of my online history my emails included so i just impotently close the chat and swear in private
>>743283414ntabut keep acting like you're not a microsoft shill without reading the room
>>743270605You can just correct it and it usually gets it right after that
>>743283504Why are you think AI is going to get offended by screaming slurs at it? Its not emotional and it doesn't even really "think"
>>743283580Who said anything about offense?I said poisoning.your esl is also showing, Patel.
>>743239941AI is the ultimate cuck toolPaints for youWrites for youPlays for youMeanwhile you wageslave in your wagie cagie living with the fear that eventually it will do your job too and you will be homeless while Sam Altman and Peter Thiel get sloppy toppy from their Twinks in their mansions with all your money.And you can't do a single thing about it but to stomp your feet and cry on your internet hugboxes.
Not joking, Microsoft is basically touring around major companies begging people to use copilot. Had three sessions in my company alone.
>>743284067nauurrrrrrrrr you need to start using it it's the fucking futureeeeeeeeeeee you don't want to be left behind you fakking luddiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite
>>743284067honestly, I find it pretty useful for sorting through messy manual-input data in office programslike being in excel and asking questions like "look through these selected rows/columns and tell me which cells were updated by someone in the last week, and what the latest date is"they're trying to sell co-pilot like it'll do literally everything but I think most people are actually using it for small tedious things like these, they should just lean into that if they want to sell the idea of co-pilot to people
What will the big AI companies do when people can run local models without paying them that are 80-90 percent of what their models can do
>>743248912Them making this excuse right when virtue culture became mainstream will never not be funny. Biggest red flag regarding their honesty you'd ever need to see.
>>743244801>gamefaqs guides aren't easy to navigateHow the fuck are you reading and writing these posts? You're fucking braindead. Are you using AI to read the posts to you out loud and having it write what you say back? You can't be functionally literate.
>>743284838I've been on gamefaqs in the past few years, they did change some formatting, like I'd never seen a guide with "pages" where you click on 1, 2, 3, it was always just a long page document easy to ctrl+f
>>743284525I just wouldn't trust it to do anything like that and I'd have to double check it anyway. It doesn't even matter if it's correct 99 times out of 100. The 1 out of 100 will fuck me.
>>743284646If you haven't been paying attention, in the near future nobody will own a computer powerful enough to do anything but stream video.
>>743250194Zoomers don't even actually play video games. They watch retarded spastic steamers play them while constantly talking and making funny faces and over reacting to everything
>>743268487>Holy moly... Maybe singleplayer games are more your speed?
>>743284646LolThere haven't been "need to upgrade my rig" posts or "post your rigs" for fucking like 3 years nowIts gone buddyYou're the last generation that can, or will, operate a personal computer
>>743285146yeah but it's way less effort to do the remaining 1% after that
>>743284646What would the big AI companies do indeed when normies figure out AI is not fucking useful in 99% of daily tasks, when image-gen looks smeary and still generates too many fingers, when LLMs speak to you like a whimpering middle manager, when AI gets shit wrong constantly and just defers to Reddit anywaysI would take a wild guess and say the big AI companies would do what they're already doing, forcing the issue much much harder to try and squeeze out profit that doesn't exist and squeeze out more government grants and investment capital from retards that believe this thing will gain sentience and perfectly spy on all other nations and teach us how to make infinite money doing nothing some day
>>743256323su rootpasswd
>>743239941>do you hate games>do you still want to pretend you are good at it
>>743256572windows 11 literally eats all the fucking ram for no reason. like wtf! no other os does this!
>>743240578>buy laptop >install Gentoo>??? >Profit
>>743241671ai isn't perfect retard, when you search something all it does it find like relevant online posts and tries to gauge which answer is the bestthe problem is ai isn't a genius so with games it wont factor in what patch information was put online unless you specify it, and online games always have changes that make information outdated, plus on top of it all ai just can just always sometimes get fooled by some confident retard who gets people to agree with his wrong answer
https://strawpoll.com/BDyNz4O8WyRI will keep shilling it until I can make sweeping accusatory statements about this board
>>743275213>AI fails in trivial matters>"We should fire eighty percent of our workforce and replace it with this technology"
>>743239941>Hey I know you're using the vast majority of your available processing power to actually run this game, but do you want me to suck up even more to tell you what you already know????
>>743275213>ai fails at trivial tasks>guys we should totally use it for serious shit
>>743288069have you ever worked with a jeet? they fail at trivial matters too and ai stinks less
>>743239941How is it never a conversation about how these AI are stealing/circumventing people's IP and websites to do what they claim to do?
>shit has been running fine for 30 years>hey what if we ruined it entirely for the sake of "current year" ?why are Indians like this?
How much do they pay for linux advertising? I don't believe that people in their right minds would cut their functionality, performance, and penis.
>>743288778Because AIfags genuinely don't respect the concept of intellectual property or privacy.
>>743240438Hey, Copilot, how can I get rid of a giant chicken body (that weights around 72kg, height is around 1,65m) in a way that nobody finds out?I'm playing Minecraft with mods!
>try to use excel at work>giant fucking copilot logo covers the bottom corner of the screen>literally no way to turn this off>not only is it not helpful but its sheer existence is making work harder
>>743257538>12 gigs of ram just to run idlyUnfucking real dude. Operating systems should have never passed 8
>>743289709Nobody should respect the concept of "intellectual property".
>>743289709Nobody should respect the concept of "intellectual property"
>>743289913But that 12 gig is your browsers intellectual property
>>743289709And thats a good thing, modern IP laws are fucked beyond all hope.
>>743240438>>743274308>>743289824Reminder that someone in Brazil got arrested for using A.I. and asking questions about "what poison does to a child.">INB4 Turd worldChat GPT, from the USA, warned the Brazillian police about the man's questions.So yeah, they spy on you.
>>743289945>>743289914communist(s?)
>>743290079So does every search engine on the planet and your ISP is legally required to snitch on you if you visit the wrong website (a lot of VPNs too).The internet has never been truly anonymous, its always been a question of hiding trees in a forest and not being on the mans radar
>>743257385This
>>743262843No I do it because i legitimately get diamond hard around chubs.I used to prefer lean girls but once I managed to hook up with a chubby american girl tourist.My life has never been the same.
>>743256572linux desktop users are some of the most computer illiterate people there are. they don't know how to turn off telemetry or use a firewall, they are that retarded. every linux desktopper in the friend group that wastes everyone's time trying to get games to run are also the ones that don't work in tech or have some supermarket job. meanwhile the guy who has 5 home linux servers and makes 300k a year uses windows to game. every complaint a linux fag comes up with is solved with configuration of some sort.
>>743290156I'm pretty sure the socialist version of intellectual property is that the state owns metroid and sends the police gestapo after your fangame instead of lawyers asking you to stop your fangame and then sending the gestapo
>>743256572It's been out for 5 fucking years and I still can't move the taskbar to the side of the screen.Literally what the fuck are these microfaggots doing
>>743290494>linux desktop users are some of the most computer illiterate people there are. they don't know how to turn off telemetry or use a firewall, they are that retarded. every linux desktopper in the friend group that wastes everyone's time trying to get games to run are also the ones that don't work in tech or have some supermarket job. meanwhile the guy who has 5 home linux servers and makes 300k a year uses windows to game. every complaint a linux fag comes up with is solved with configuration of some sort.retarded faggot with no brain thinks having to turn off unwanted programs and botnets is just "part of the experience" and not wanting to have to do that makes other people stupid.Your average windowsjeet 60iq at work.
>>743284525I had a list of manga I wanted to sell>Serie A volume 1-28>Serie B volume 1-5Ect for 60's series, was too lazy to calculate it myself, I tried grok, gemini and chatgptEach one gave me a different answerWhat the point of a computer that can't math
>>743289709Because intellectual property isn't real.I'm ambivalent toward AI but I still avoid AI arts because they look like shit.
>>743249780>But a billion dollar corpo model going "oopsie woopsie I made a fucky wucky" when the obsolete meatbag has to correct it is peak ragebait.The Powers That Be at work decided to use Copilot to record and transcribe an important meeting, then turn that into notes. Damn thing decided only the final five minutes had any content in it and refused to do anything more than that, and muggins here ended up spending more time trying to get it to do this simple job than it would have taken to just write the thing (which I ended up doing anyway). You'd think listening to people on a Teams call would be one of the things LLMs would be at least OK at, but it can't even manage that.
>>743288778because IP hasn't been used to the benefit of the common good in decadesIt's purpose for temporarily protecting originality has been perverted into something to protect endless monopoly, having the exact opposite of encouraging novelty in invention.AI will finally be democratizing basically everything. It is absolutely baffling literal commies are the most opposed to AI. Not just corporate SOTA centralized AI. But AI as a rule. The tool that functionally democratizes the means of production and they bitch about intellectual property. Fuck 'em.
>AI how do I beat Sans Undertale give me tips>"Sans can be a tricky opponent but he has the weakest stats out of all monsters! Just keep on attacking until you hit him! Was I helpful? Please take your time to share your story on the platform's survey window!Thanks, Copilot
>>743241381A bit of a reality check but why even own a pc at that point?
>>743242690Unemployed post
>>743293414>ask vague questions >get vague responses>ask for tips for a specific bullet pattern >AI scrubs youtube video guides>explains the easiest and most intuitive way to dodge itWas I helpful?
>>743293570>Why do you want to enjoy using your computer
>>743277404>goodHow do?>free>onlineHow is that different from any Linux distro?
>>743293864That's my point. Using it.PC is predominantly a work slab.As far as gaming goes, every new version of Windows is slowly shifting user experience into an overpriced console and it's about time people stopped pretending that installing the bootleg penguin os that nobody wants to support is going to help the platform as a whole.
>>743288014Better start shilling it in other threads retard. Otherwise you will have a very narrow bias sample
>>743241381Same actually which is fucking hilarious. I've never had a better time since too.
>>743287710>the problem is ai isn't a geniusThe problem is that the ai doesn't know if an answer is correct or not because it doesn't understand anything. This shit is broken on a fundamental level and we're pressured into accepting the current state of its incompetence.
>>743247103LTSC still gets easy fucking powershell rats so it's garbage.
>>743295082If youre too incompetent to use Linux for work you can just have a separate partition for work
>>743294809>how soit's good for sapient people to start out with while not limiting power users at allit leaves very little to be desired out of a distrogenuinely the only distro with a higher ceilling than it is gentoo and that requires way more effort for very little gain
>>743241381I switched to Linux a few years ago and it's been fantastic, but I still needed Windows for doing audio work. I finally bit the bullet and upgrade to Win11 because something about the drivers was causing my audio software to shit the bed on Win10. I upgraded two weeks ago and have had five hard crashes since then, losing four hours of work. It doesn't sound like much but losing four hours in two weeks vs losing maybe 1 hour in 5 years of using Win10 is such a gigantic difference I'm going to just buy a Mac for audio work once I have the money and leave Windows behind for good. Fuck Satya Nadella and his legion of Indian retards and Jewish investors that ruined Windows.
>>743297949at this point you're genuinely better off waiting for proton compatibility with pro software than buying anything from applethey can't keep saying no forever especially considering how the enshittification is pissing off corpos themselves
>>743241671Absolutely worth it.https://www.forbes.com/sites/marshallshepherd/2026/05/19/new-evidence-data-centers-cause-hotter-weather/
>>743241381>Go back to school for a&p>School gives me a laptop>Oh boy my first experience with win11, I've heard so much bad about it, how bad can it really be>Genuinely the most laggy, unresponsive shit I've ever usedHow? This is a more powerful laptop than my piece of shit from 2021 and yet it runs so much fucking worse
>>743249654>the robot is a schizo
>>743248943Where are the ponies?
>>743265841I was just having fun mate.
>>743298879Because they basically made every UI element a webpage. Not even kidding.
>>743283414>what is niggering the recaptchaget the fuck off my board underage newfag
If AI is so great why does it's like adoption have to be forced so hard?
>>743265841MMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODSSSSSS
>>743239941is that... AN MLP REFERENCE!?AHHHH IM GOING INSANE SAVE ME JANNIES
>>743246778>do you guys not have phones?
>all these faggots on Win 11 but not the Enterprise editionlmao works on my machine
>>743268126>hopebiscuitwho
>>743301495>can you customise what shows up? Based on your needs?>No.
>>743301495>>743240578>>743241095>>743241179>>743241381>install a linux distro> it's not the way I like>requires a week of tinkering>THAT'S FINE, CUSTOMISING YOUR DISTRO IS AN IMPORTANT PART OF THE LINUX EXPERIENCE!>install Windows>it's not the way I like>requires 20 seconds of registry edits> HAH LOOK HOW BAD WINDOWS IS!!!!! ill never understand these people. Must be an agenda and/or autism.
>open notepad>type gibberish in it>keep it open>this stops windows from shutting down my PC at night despite taking every other step to make it not do this
>>743301959All I did when I installed linux was grab steam and my browser of choice
>>743241671lol
>>743282483nigga, you cannot just tell the bot to be a nigga, that is some underage shit, my nigga.
>>743241671>LLM>"lied to me"Many such cases.
>>743246778>be win 10 LTSC chad>never ever ever ever have i had a computer with any sort of an account other than a domain one which has no password, is admin, is local>people give microslop their emails now, so that when you get banned form a game for saying niggi-niggi-niggi, you can get banned form the pc as well. you deserve your suffering.
life was better 30 years ago and it's not even up for debate
>>743239941Fuck off
>>743302481Are you typing this while you wait for your shaders to load?Also must suck saving files without thumbnails in the file picker, oh well
Microsoft just loves to flush millions of dollars down the toilet throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks. Which isn’t necessarily a bad thing for a tech company, but the problem is that Microsoft has never had a single good idea that sticks. None of their bullshit gimmicks ever end up working out, all they accomplish is pissing off the audience and becoming a laughingstock for other companies to poke fun at. At least Sony is outright malevolent and anti-consumer, and Nintendo is simply greedy, Microsoft on the other hand is just fucking retarded
>>743239941This will be very useful and fun to use... for the data collectors operating it.
>>743239941more yummy bloatware for my pc :)
>>743304264I think you just had a bad experience with mint because dolphin file manager loads thumbnails just fine
>>743285321>There haven't been "need to upgrade my rig" posts or "post your rigs" for fucking like 3 years nowfor fucks sake don't spout such stupid shit man
>>743303126instead of being concerned with that I could, you know, not say the n-word
>>743239941Can it play COOP games with you?Sometimes I wish I could play some old X coop game but have no one to play with, or they don't want to play X game because it's not their thing or game is too old/dated for them, or can't play X game for too long for obvious reasons.
>>743239941Having an AI avatar up sassing my skills while I'm playing something sounds fun, but the reality would probably be disappointing.
>>743240512Nice guys are prime cucking targets. Don't be a nice guy and you won't get cucked. Shrimple as gyatt.
>>743289709OpenAI is getting the living shit sued out of it right now for stealing trade secrets from Apple, and their new ex-Apple VP staffer encouraging other Apple staff to leave the company and keep their devices arranged to still have access to Apple's databases to steal more information from them
>>743290079>online search engine:>"Hitman how to kill without being spotted?">"Hitman where to hide bodies?">"Hitman best weapon to kill?">"Hitman how to poison food?">"Hitman how to make it look like an accident?">"Hitman how to plant explosive and escape undetected">"Hitman how to drown someone in the bathroom">"Hitman best spot to assasinate someone with a sniper rifle">"Hitman how to rob bank and escape">"Hitman how to throw someone off a building undetected">"Hitman how to make cars crash">"Hitman how to strangle with a piano wire">"Hitman how to suffocate with pillow">"Hitman how to blow up jetski and make it look like an accident">"Hitman how suffocate someone to death in the sauna">Freelancer Hitman how many people can I kill until I die?
>>743240725>How do you beat MK2 on hard mode?>Computer explodes
meanwhile my windows defender hasn't been working for a good year now, even if I reinstall the module from scratch. nice priority pajeet
>>743242690websites mostly, they have that weird superiority complex of being the "modern programming" and the future of the industry.
>>743246453me but with skyrim
>>743284169>>743284525>>743284067An update from my workplace, despite the Microjeet begging sessions I witnessed the IT department uninstall copilot
>>743309768NAUURRRRRR YOU'RE DESTROYING OUR FUTUUREEEEEEEEE WE NEED TO FORCE YOU TO USE OUR USELESS TECHNOLOGY SO WE CAN BECOME QUADRILLIONAIIIIIRES
>>743241381My PC died when they started trying to force it and I figured might as well make the switch on my new PC.Then PC prices exploded right after.
>>743263394>I don't sleep aroundbecause no girl wants you, except for the fat ugly ones, duh
whats with the the one with ai and the way they write but no?
>>743304264>Also must suck saving files without thumbnails in the file picker, oh wellThe other day random files on my desktop all decided to become a screenshot from stellaris for a while. Made me nostalgic for XP where the same fucking thing happened except it was the starcraft wraith icon all over my desktop.
>>743301495I'm almost sure one can use regedit to always show all the contextual options but it's fucked up anyway
>>743275213If it can't do trivial shit why would you trust it with anything important? Imagine trusting an incompetent employee with important things lmao.
>>743313424regedit is such a fucking ticking bomb of shit. recently discovered that entries for PATH can't be longer than 128 characters which makes it impossible to use some projects from GIThub properly. Jesus. 128 characters. in 2026.
>>743239941Back in my days we called this GameFAQs and it was way better because GameFAQs actually had soul
>>743305079Not him but my Mint came with Thunar.
>>743314265>because GameFAQs actually had soulWhy do boomers always use the soul argument but never elaborate on what that actually means?
>>743241381>>743241474im trans btw
>>743239941Why even buy games? Just watch the ai play them.
>>743241381Based.
>>743244593Doesn't work because Google will just give you Gemini AI answers instead
>>743241052How do I install ltsd when I already have the original Windows 11 installed and don't have enough drive space to prevent it from being deleted?
>>743316535Format your hard drive retard
>>743239941>spyware:/>spyware, games:OOO000oo
>>743239941K but I tried, just to test it, with some shitty gaas title. The sample question was >What is the best build for (Character)The answer I got was>The best build is (Outdated 4 year old skill kit) which are available from (Units that don't have the skills) and are among the most powerful ones available!It's unfathomably fucking useless. I fucking looked up that kit after and it was from an ancient reddit post. I cannot express with words alone how incredibly dogshit and pathetic this garbage is.
>>743317847Weewooweewoo luddite alert! How can you not believe in this amazing new tech? Don't you know it's only going to get better?
>>743317945I get you're joking but I tested some bland yugioh trivia with it and it pulled up the wrong answer plus it was using old YGOrg fan TL names for all the cards, plus some fake shit from the vandalized fandom wiki.
>>743241381Late but holy fucking same, currently on Mint while I get used to it and I regret not just biting the bullet earlier
>>743317602i have stuff on my hard drive. won't that delete all of the shit on it
>>743239941stealth mlp thread
>>743246803For me its>Windows start menu takes 2 minutes to load and spikes cpu usage to max >Windows settings and options randomly missing from the menu even when search for the exact name, will suddenly appear again if searched later on
>>743317847Even when you give AI and explicitly source to use as it's only library of information it will just ignore that command half the time.
>>743301959You literally don't need anything more than DOS
>>743314265>implying
>>743244593You mean it did ~20 years ago? You DO know that google doesn't give you search results anymore? You can't even go past the second page most of the time, like you always used to be able to do before? You know that you can't even use advanced search anymore, no such function exists and no advanced such operators still work? It's just an engagement algorithm slop feed and it was like that even before AI.
>>743239941i wish there was a checkbox to remove the ai shit from programs wholesale. i despise this shit, i want to do a quick screencap post using mspaint to crop it, and oh no it looks like you clicked the copilot button that we literally shove in your face, no you can't cancel it or undo it, wait for 1 minute while the ai does some shit in the backgroundit's in the right click menu, it's in the selection box, it's in the top menu, it's in the quick bar. fuck off microslop. you removed it from notepad, remove it from paint and every other one of these small programs.
>>743322730>Windows start menu wont open at all if you have some weird DNS issue
>>743301959most of the posts you quoted have nothing to do with linux, rajesh
Threadly reminder.
>>743325708>deterministic function>statisticsI hate you so much.
>>743241381same
>>743248667It's a quote from The Sopranos, when Tony is trying to get the baby ducks to let him pet them. Oh yeah and Fluttershy is there too.
>>743251798SONIC TRVTHBOOM
>>743257498It's been over a decade since the show ended and even longer since bronies were really a thing. Let it go so I can post my tamers reaction images
>>743239941Why even play the game at this point? Just go watch a let's play or a twitch stream if you're that mentally stunted.
>>743262843>If you like cheeseburgers it's only because you're too poor to afford lobster>My sense of attraction is entirely mandated by Hollywood and advertisements
>>743265841>USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST
>>743314265>get pokemon gold in japanese as a kid, because it wasn't out in america yet>clerk at the game store hands me a folded up piece of paper>"go on this site for walkthroughs, since the game is in japanese">open the paper>"gamefaqs.com">look at him with legit anger, thinking this nigga is playing me>"GAMEFAGS? really dude?!">neckbeard clerk just looks at me with a blank expression and corrects me>walk out feeling like a damn fool
>>743291442retarded faggot with no brain thinks having to troubleshoot programs and errors is just "part of the experience" and not wanting to have to do that makes other people stupid.Your average linuxtroon 60iq at work.
+1 with no contribution
>>743323562NO NO not the remove background button that photoshop and every other image editor has NOOOOOO. SAVE ME LUDDITEMAN I'M GOING INSANE.
>>743327727why does it need to be a pop up every single time you select something>oh you used the rectangle tool? WOULD YOU LIKE TO USE AI FOR THAT????? HERE HERE HERE WE PUT IT RIGHT ON THE SCREEN FOR YOU!!! no? oh you're right clicking to crop-- WOULD YOU LIKE TO USE THE AI FOR THAT????i have unintentionally hit those damn ai buttons and had to wait for a minute so i can get back control of the program and ctrl+z on over a dozen occasions at this point
>>743328058in fact it's actually quicker for me to just force the program to terminate and restart from scratch than it is to wait for the ai to do its background tasks
>>743328058Analytics. Every single accidentally instance of someone "using" Copilot because they inadvertently activated it due to some intentionally obtrusive UI element can be counted as active use of Copilot by Microsoft an in turn added to a portfolio of user statistic that can be presented to managers and investors.
>>743322669>stealth
>>743318706Yes. Back it up if you care about it