Make daddy Ikeda proud. Don't let it die this time.
>>743242950Sorry daddy Ikeda, it won't happen again.
Ikeda games are passé. The real hotness these days is NMK.
>>743242950Troon coded genre
>>743242950lil shmuppy high score @ devil blade
tranny discord erp circlejerk spam
I love shooting up shmucks!Another day I cut off my penis and set it on fire, lol the whole garage burned down.
>>743244116Always has been.
>>743244342How do I join the ERP then
>>743244337You know, I think GigaNigga is unfair for a final boss.
>>743244337Qrd?
>>743244395Talk about nothing but CAVE and Touhou everyday.
let it go unc
Shmups looking a little dead today
>>743245972I think we need more back and forth going bullet patterns.
Why do i have to pretend like cave and raizing didn't make the best shmups
wait, is Touhou Fantastic Danmaku Festival Part III just a fan remake of Imperishable Night? Because that was one of my favourites. Is it good?
There are two breads now
we're losing to the other thread bros let's get that ppm up
>>743250702Uhhh...Play Twinkle Star Sprites
>>743250971never mind I'm going to the other one
Taking it easy with stage 1 reset
>ctrl+f "tran" in the other thread>9 results barely 60 posts inThat's all you need to know before picking which thread to use
>>743251663that's because there was a discussion going on so the usual suspects came to shit it up
>>743251785what discussion? burger time is the worst anyway
>>743252427Barely any discussion in both threads unfortunately. Time to take a break from making shmup OPs
>>743248991bros, anyone?
fvark we lost so hard let's just let this one die
>>743252628I don't play Touhou>>743252656No please, the other one is an absolute dumpster fire.
seethe trannies
>>743252704>I don't play Touhouyour loss bwo, it's fun
>>743252793No it fucking isn't. I keep explaining why it isn't, and you fags just don't listen. I have literally scientifically PROVEN that it's bad, and you pretend not to hear me. It's absurd, and you make me embarassed to wven post on 4chan
>>743252868
>>743252793Not that faggot btw, I just don't play it myself.Only Touhou 9 sort of clicks with me and that's just because it's a TSS clone.
>>743242950if cave wants my money they should tell m2 to get off their jap asses and port ketsui and doj to PC
>>743253427Shut up and buy DFK again
>>743253483yes, master
>>743252868Doesn't matter how many times you have to explain why truss is shit. The shitters and tourists are still going to follow the sheep crowd and play the same 20 games.
>>743248991Kinda, mostly shares structure and bosse with IN, but has a different plot and some OCs. Great production values but suffers from being very easy unfortunately. It’s generous with resources, you have borders and a hyper mechanic that autobombs so you’re have an insane amount of leeway for mistakes. I 1CC’d lunatic comfortably first try and I’m definitely not that level of player.
>>743254528You really need to go backYou know where to, we both do.
Ric was right all along
Yes, that's where you have to go back.Glad we aren't even pretending today.
Ricbros...
>>743242950>no Ibara Kuro release everI sleep
>>743250971How is the PS2 version compared to the Sature/PCE one? Isn't more of a remake than a sequel, right?
>>743252793
>>743244096>Troon coded genrehttps://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/text/%22Troon%20coded%20genre%22/Original material pleaseYou faggotniggerjews wouldn't last 5 minutes in r9k
>>743258687>mogs Ikaruga
>>743257447At least we got arrange mode on the PS2 version, which was ported back to the arcade as Kuro>>743258687Ikaruga goes somewhere between 2hu and CAVE
>>743257679Pretty much a sequel, there are several new characters and they were pretty much all balanced, unlike certain characters in the original game.
>>743259017RSG is remembered almost solely for its cover art. Much like FF7.
>>743259272 here, I guess they're also both remembered for their soundtracks. 50% cover art, 40% soundtrack, 10% gameplay. RSG's power-up system was dogshit.
i just realized that i never bought a shump in my life even tho im playing them for years and years nowi guess im the reason that new shmups are not a thing anymore
>>743258687>harder means gooder
>>743260000>harder means gooderIkaruga is not hard.Also, nice quads. Too bad they're wasted on a pic of Gaynscape Whorement.
>>743260000>ikaruga is hardFake interest thread
>>743260170>Gaynscape Whorement.best game to this day, sneed
>>743260359Shit sucked back then and it sucks now. inb4 "You had to be there." Same shit spewed by fanboys of OoT, FF7, NiGHTS, and Halo 1.
>>743260424not my fault you can't read and immerse yourself in a story
>>743260542I read visual novels and actual paper fiction. That is my answer to that statement. Gaynscape Whorement a shit. Stop being a nigger, not everyone has to like your favorite childhood game. Read a real book.
>>743242950I like playing the arcade ports because I can beat them with 30 credits.Many of the console ports have limited continues.
>>743261345>Read a real book.probably read more than you, what's the last one your read? I mean this month
>>743261421>I can beat them with 30 credits.ydnbtg. Try limiting yourself to 9 or 10 and then get back to us.
>>743261457Recently finished the King James version of the Christian bible and re-reading Mein Kampf.
i liked angel at dusk for the story
>>743261570>King James version of the Christian bibleah so you are a burger cultist, okay
>>743261421All arcade ports should have no continue. Don't even add the functionality. Or make people pay real money for it.
>>743261643text goes too fast in this
>>743261676Notice I typed "Christian" before "bible." Implying that I read it as a book of fiction rather than following its dogma. I finally read the Quran a couple years ago. (Also recognizing it as a work of fiction) I don't believe in imaginary sky-friends, or even more schizophrenic, imaginary enemies like "Satan."
touhou is better than dondonpachi i think
>>743261746yeah you have to go to the log book or journal or whatever it's called on the main menu to read about all the story stuff. it's organised and separated by each arc so you can more easily understand the exact sequence of events since during stages it's often out of order, even if you had enough time to read it.
>>743248991FDF is more of a fan reimagining than a remake
Mork
>>743262115fuck off with eceleb shit
It sucks that shmups threads are always ruined by>OnimaiTranny>"post clears shitter" psyop>"Trashure" psyop>Mork quoting, like that "gameplay density" shitI miss shmup threads from a year or more ago before this dogshit started
>>743262334it's always 1 or few schizos ruining everything. GW2 threads on /vg/ were ruined for years because some dedicated schizo made a spam bot that mods couldn't do anything about. Any time anyone made a thread it filled with bot spamming and it was unusable. Luckily the bot died at some point.
>>743262197Boho
>>743262115Gork
>>743262334all 4 are by the same poster by the way
>>743262334That thread has more gameplay discussion than this thread which is just>ritual posting>mork>member plaza>shrieking about treasure>rpgsAccept it or not you are far, far worse
>>743262440I was gonna type "schizo" for the "Trashure" and "post clears shitter" points, but I'm convinced those are psyops; the former by multiple Treasure fans looking for easy (You)s, and the latter by multiple shitters with no clears trying for easy (You)s. Especially when you see, for example, multiple "post clears" replies within one minute of each other. Either a PC-and-phoneposting faggot, or more realistically, multiple faggots.
>>743262334Think our current situation is more like:>Onimaifag/lilshmuppy, he doesn't avatarfag as often but still shitposts>Somebody who took his pics and pretends to be him to rile him up and troll the threads>shmupg/plaza refugees, some are ok, but I will bet everything Ric's gang is behind the "tranny" spam in the other thread>random shitposting mutts who don't even play because le memo or whatever, at least one fag is from /vr/>a majority of EU anons just trying to have a thread, and also a few non-EUs>
>>743263979>a majority of EU anons just trying to have a threadI thought I was the only one
>>743251346What's your mom say when she sees this in your room?
>>743263979>we have to band together to subvert threads and single out single players, many of which have been painted targets by our own shitposters>i also can't understand the irony that ive had a thread all to myself for 6 hours and havent discussed shmups oncewhy are you people like this? 4chan would be so much better if europe was range banned. its been like this since /int/ was formed. this thread is inarguable evidence that you're the reason threads are so shit. if you hate it so much go to /vg/ and make a general.
Bump for the European spirit
>>743254528>bad as an introductionI'm not playing ugly generic spaceship games so why should I care.>muh stagesLmao.
Ok
>>743262334just imagine what the threads used to be
>>743270387All the Touhou players here have TPP by that logic.
>>743270387>CPS the SEAmonkey pedo archive player
>>743270387We need Europeans to usher in another glorious era of this quality. No clears, mashing on fightcade, stabbing each other in the back constantly, engaging in homosexual e-relationships on discord with multiple partners to turn people against each other, etc. This is what shmups are really about.
>>743270761You might not like it but he plays BETTER than (You)
>>743242950Are the Psikyo ports on Steam good? Thinking of getting one of the Strikers games, or maybe Sol Divide
>>743271020Fuck you. Post great shmups music.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpHnUap5NWY
>>743271020https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9f47mUm6Zvchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH_TvOFoS6Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTQIiIKummwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sR9WOHSCM3Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlbxF9GBeC8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hJbe7YXsLUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1aTdMaSn-Ihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9b6239T2cfshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gb_TFrpU7GIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ts_iyi07d4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ts_iyi07d4
Thunder Force and its clones are so hard. I hate switching weapon. And speed. Fuck
Can't believe most people are filtered by Mushihimesama Original mode. Who the fuck recommended S(hit) weapon? Just use W(in) all the way
Forcing the thread to be what you want it to be never works in the end.
>>743274651>>743275342Stop bitching and just get good niggers
I have seen vtrooners into Shmups lately. Mork work?
>>743275342I could regularly make it to the final boss in one credit but could never beat that last hurdle. My PS2 is long gone and never played the game since
>>743275898>troonIt's in the name
>>743275992you need to go in with resources and its free. all you need is two bombs and an extra life and its unloseable
>>743271456just emulate breh. the switch ones dont even have level select. pretty sure steam is the same
>>743275898Lol, meanwhile there's 200 vtubers playing Minecraft, Valorant or Deltarune for each shmuptroon.
>>743262334post clears shitter
>>743276230already cleared everythingi'm here to post mew mew
>>743276316Is that Puyo?!
>>743275898>latelyThere is this based Japanese catboy vtumor who has been streaming on the STG Shmup tag for years.https://www.twitch.tv/kiyomarugames
>>743276541she looks like pink ess there doesn't she
>>743276541>>743276747madou monogataritalenever, cause that'd be really fucking gay and retarded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZ6volLWsxQAverage Touhou player gets a Futari Ultra 1cc in 3 weeks
>uhhhh Ikaruga isn't hardpost score
>>7432778746
>>743277794Okay? Am I supposed to care? It doesn't matter what game you play. If you enjoy Touhou, you are dead to me and not worthy of my time or respect
>>743278019Touhou teaches good habitsIf he played Psikyo niggerslop like you he would never get it
>>743276678Boy there sure are a lot of thesehttps://www.youtube.com/live/9AJrCPwD9aU
>>743278019>>743278070
Best game to start playing Touhou?
>>743278202EoSD
>>743278202EoSD with the hitbox display modEither that or Perfect Cherry Blossom.
>>743278131SIFLANDOLLIESIFL AND OLLIE SHOW(ROCK!)
>>743278019Hey, don't be jealous of 2huchads.
onimaitranny can't stop getting raped
>>743278019meirabroken
>>743277794npalm too holy shit!!
bad visibility cucked another R-Type Final 2 run today, up to stage 6.0. Why are the load times in this game so fucking bad? It is brutal to accidentally die in stage 1 and wait a minute just to restart the run.It turns out I had the Japanese version of the game, so the free DLC I downloaded for it didn't work - I had to change my nintendo account to Japanese to download the Japanese free DLC (more resource shit to cut down ship grinding).
>>743277978WOOOOOOO
>>743277794Such talent. They could beat Jamiers if they wanted to.
>>743278646Why would I be jealous of someone who plays bad games? That doesn't make any sense. I bet I could beat his score in any other game.
>>743259017i can beat ikaruga but can't fucking get anywhere in rsg, i can't keep all the attack straight even with them shown constantly on the sidebar
>>743258687>I like touhou and treasurewhat a weird picture
>>743259381I swear RSG has a grand total of 2 tracks
>>743280052>Touhou>Diablo>Genshin>Touhou againWho's next to fuck your bussy?
>>743280490Forgot RPGs, Pokemon, Steam, and GDQ
Stop playing bad and boring games and have good taste like me
>>743280584>hey guys do i fit in yetshe tries way too hard
>>743280584Do shmupiggers really play mostly rpgslop?
>>743280846It's always the ones you suspect the most
>>743280846Yes and jarpigs
Give me your best 3 shmups on pc
>>743281101touhou
>>743280584Touhou is way better than these desu
>>743281101kirby's nightmare in dreamland on mgba
>>743281101UndertaleDeltaruneNiggers
youdidntbeatthe game
devil blade stage 2 - 6.3 milhttps://streamable.com/oto93g
>>743281101Touhou 6Touhou 10Touhou 8
I play shmups for the soundtrackhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrEHyYlJjVA
I genuinely wish there were more games like star fox or sin & punishment. I enjoy a more regular shmup just fine enough, dodonpachi probably being my all time favorite, but there's something about that sf and s&p formula, man.
>>743282536Same, brotherhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hi1sF3AKPHkStage 1 tracks often set the tone for the whole game
>>743281980so which youtuber are you copying today? jaimers?
Her game doesn't deserve to be associated with shitposters ITT, treat the bug princess with some respect
>>743283723
>>743283624はにはにJaimers played on v1.0. From v1.1 onwards there were significant patches which changed how certain parts of the game are routed. Its still useful for stages, but not bosses.
>2 mork threads on the logThe threads are intensifying to the point where we may not be able to contain them.
>>743277794>posting a TAS run with ~300 viewsholy fuck these threads are actual dogshit
>>743282636>there's something about that sf and s&p formula, man.Your average shmup confines you to roughly 1/3rd of the screen, venturing outside of that space is for either risky aggressive play or evasive maneuvers.Star Fox not only lets you freely explore the entire screen, it's also designed to encourage you to do so.Not saying SF is better, but it offers something different.
>>743283945Just stay here instead
>>743283986Yeah, I'm not saying it's better than a regular ol' shmup, but happens to tickle my fancy something fierce. I also like a good lightgun game, whenever the opportunity to play one arises.
I’m really new to the genre and I’m currently working on getting a 1CC in Mushihimesama Original. Do you guys have any advice to get through stage 3 without losing a life? Also, how good is DoDonPachi Resurrection?
>>743281980Nice run, must take a lot of practice to be that confident in point-blanking pretty much the entire stage>Enemy health barsI much prefer when the boss has visual indications of their health, such as breakable parts
mushihimefutanarisama...
>>743284191Resurrection is alright. Might want to wait for Reignite before buying it, just in case it includes all the old modes too.
>got my 2-ALL>got a few 1-ALL NMNBs>got a respectable "above average" scoreWhy do I keep grinding the same game at this point?
>>743282636I wish more games grounded you like S&P. You had to use both the camera and character movement to help with the shooting.
>>743284495fun
>>743284267Thank you. Its mostly consistent and you get a shield so point blanking isn't super scary. The boss is random but I'm trading some tick points to make it relatively safe anyways. What I'm scared of is stringing the entire route together, its a lot of memo, and the bosses all have to be no-missed except for the last one, so I have no idea how that's going to play out. I don't really score, so this is pretty new for me, but this seems like a reasonable game to try it with.>I much prefer when the boss has visual indications of their health, such as breakable partsA ringing sound plays when a phase is nearly over, which is what I use to time boosts.
>>743284191>new to the genre>1CC in Mushihimesama OriginalHere I thought I was a bit silly choosing Gradius and its punishing deaths as my introductory gameGood luck with your 1CC, save states during practice runs aren't cheating so make good use of them if part of a stage keeps getting you
>>743284556Gradius is unironically easier to no miss than doing it with deaths
>>743284517There was Neon Inferno recently, and I guess there's something like Wild Guns, but yeah, it's pretty rare.
>>743284621Not that guy but how?
>>743284873It's not hard if you can stay on full power until the end. Only gets rough when you need to recover.
>>743284873The power up system, combined with checkpoints in Gradius means that it can be a bit tough to recover from a mistake. God forbid you have to power up after dying in a miserable section in Gradius 3.
>>743283978>TASProof? I hope you're not just jelly
>>743285296It's tool assisted because he did his own route instead of copypasting the Approved Players™
this game is no joke, damnWhy does every parodius have to be so hard?
>>743278019you are a literal nobody, your respect is irrelevant
>>743284191>Also, how good is DoDonPachi Resurrection?Good, cleared it yesterday.>Do you guys have any advice to get through stage 3 without losing a life?No, I get filtered at stage 3
LIGHTNING STRIKES AGAIN IS THE BEST FUCKIN SHMUP SONG EVER MADE
Stream doko?
>>743284267its funny how point blanking bosses is pretty easy in Devil Blade Reboot, you just stick there and learn their patterns, only have to move three steps each shot usually at most to avoid them unless they spam a wide-moving shot then that's when you go wide, perfect beginner SHMUP.
Play KamuiIt is fun
>>743271020the gomaotsu respect OST is heavily slept onhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdnIGtTQZZosex with souffle
>>743287041I think Reflex SUCKED
>>743261717Continues are fine if they send you back to the start of the level. Should also lock practice mode completely until you have at least beaten the final level with continues imo. But it's too late to make changes like that. Not to mention everyone, both shmuppers and casuals, would just go back to mame.
>SDOJ stage 4 boss has 3 variants for the opener (you have to remember them all or it walls you)this boss is a NIGGER
Shmups are my escapism for having no real talent. It's all fake achievements, but at least it gives me dopamine and a few claps from random people on the internet.
>>743287637you could start learning chiptune music, people appreciate 8bit and 16bit tunes and there's a demand for better indie game music and it only requires you to understand music theory which is quite straightforward if you can listen to music and understand how scales and chords function, you are half-way there with that shit.
>>743287637hi Jaimers
MORKY ROCKERS IN THE THREAD TONIGHTEVERYBODY JUST HAVE A DENSE TIME
Did you bring your bomb type shot today anon?
>>743287637Least obvious falseflag in this thread.
>>743288040
>>743288114>projection out of nowhere
STREAM DOKO?
>>743244096autism is the precursor to trooning
>>743248991i like it but yeah it's pretty easy. the game is yet to be completely finished, it ends on a cliffhanger and there is expected content in the future that will probably wrap up the FDF seriesI like FDF2 because it gave us hyp, the fluffiest boy
>>743280191play gunstar heroes
>>743288354>boy>in gensokyobwo
>>743248991I got a Lunatic 1CC a few days ago and the only real choking points were the bunny stage obstacles and the final boss fight. Very easy game, but sounds and looks very nice.
>>743287056fellow gomaotsu chadsex with luberis
>>743287998AND WE GONNA MAKE YOU LOSE YOUR RUN
>>743287056>>743288779Based Gomaotsu enjoyer. Afaik I got to lv 300 before quit. Still love the original themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuDSdMlyyPw
I managed to 1cc DFK yesterday : )
>>743290561that's pretty nice, what's the game?
>>743290069I've never played it before. Not a gacha guy, but I do like the girls.
>>743290980UFO 50 Seaside Drive, from dev who made downwellweird Jaim*rs played the two mid shmups but skipped this one - the best one - because it's not a proper shmup?
Do you believe players should be punished for bombing through patterns? Bombs themselves are a resource after all and most of the time there's an end of stage bonus for no-bomb clearing. Is it fair to have rank fluctuation or your score completely fucked for using a game resource?
>>743290961I saw that yesterday. Nice
>>743244096SHMUP are the most anti-troon games. Troons fear the lolis. CAVE even made a game where you brush the teeth of Souffle (age 11) for their shmup mobage. Souffle is playable as a DLC in Deathsmiles 1 and 2 pack.
>>743293665you see Deathsmiles Casper's nude chest in the ending, she's a loli too
>>743293768>>743293665forgot pic
>>743293062>Is it fair to have rank fluctuation or your score completely fucked for using a game resource?That's fair, it's kinda like other games where challenges/achievements involve clearing something under restrictions.I'd say it's only bad if scoring is directly tied to extra lives.
>>743293819Yeh sorry I forgot. You can see her child chest, though no nipples. But I think this one is well known, I'm not sure that many people remember this brushing flash game where at the end it looked like something white and creamy. Also based kawaii ojiisan seems to be a fan of CAVE games. (RIP him he died a few years ago)
>>743293885It's over, Blue Revolver...
>>743293062they are by not getting good score at least in touhou
Is there any reason to use Shmupmame over normal Mame?
>>743294802Normal Mame doesn't emulate the CVS1000 games all too well. There have been ports for most if not all of those, but SDOJ for instance has input lag in its port, and with Shmupmame I'm pretty sure it has the least lag there.
>>743294802not really
how do you respond without sounding mad?
>>743295508I don't read long trannyposts
>>743295508They are 100% right, I would never market a shmup I was making to "shmup fans", it would be casting pearls before swine.
>>743244096>I dislike it so it much be troon codedAnyways, If it's made by the Japanese it's not troon coded.
>>743295508Tldr?
>>743242950All of these are B-tier CAVE STGs
>>743295508>That last bit at the endIt's less of players bordering on autism and more about how the games are designed.Do you think players would do the same to a shmup that has 20 stages, a save system, stats you level up, equipment and consumable items?
>>743294802there's zero reason to use mame or shmupmame over fbneo
>>743295508>greeting from 3rd world shitterKek.Also if they aren't making shmup games for shmup fans then the game will simply be ignored because a game with simply gameplay that's too easy is simply gonna be boring.
>>743296639>a game with simply gameplay that's too easy is simply gonna be boring.Not if you make it an RNGfest and shove in tons of unlockables or numbers that keep getting bigger
Got this run of HSiFS Summer Marisa, I got careless in Stage 4 and cornered myself but it was solid otherwise. I'll probably try Hard next time and I wonder if I can reach 250k. It sounds like I should easily given lives & bombs but I don't know how much Normal fundamentals carry over in HSiFS and its varied wildly in Touhou from games that are almost the same but faster like MS to a radically different stage feel and spells that just get what they were missing to be actually threatening. Don't know about 250M extend too since sure, there's increased bullet density but I think I got a lot of points from captures and I look closer than I actually am in the screenshot from the 38M stage clear, which doesnt really matter, i'd need to get that extend at a point where I can actually get some mileage out of it.
>>743293062I think games should just not have bombs. Worked for Ikaruga. Touhou/Cave 1ccs look so clowny with the player just bombing half of the game.
>>743293665>SHMUP are the most anti-troon gamesYou can tell this from the fact there isn't a troon infestation surrounding Espgaluda despite it being possibly the most troon-themed game in existence
>>743295508i do not care about the opinions of shitskins>they sell more, and are more likedboth Sine Mora and Cygni bombed
Anybody going to that in person bullshit in connecticut
>>743297393I think we should bomb MORE.
>>743297393With Touhou I see bombs as less of a resource and more of a way to skip badly designed patterns like the gimmick attacks in 14 and the RNG in 6. There are some games where bombs are both an offensive tool and a defensive play, but sometimes they become too reliable.
>>743242950Best indie shmup that isn't Crimzon Clover?
>>743296274Yet another reason arcade design should be trashed, it attracts the worst, most mentally ill players.
>>743298882What are the alternatives to arcade design for a game where you just shoot and dodge?
>>743296274You just described an rpg
>>743299202Almost every game is an rpg these days.That and open world have been infecting pretty much every genre.
>>743299061You shoot and dodge but instead of for invisible points the shooting and dodging is tied to tangible mechanics governing progress and feedback like every other genre of action game.
I think if a shmup wants to be successful among wider audiences it should just have a low default difficulty with some wild shit above it for achievement hunters and/or people seeking bragging rights, and most of all it should actually be marketed. Did you know Truxton is getting a new game in 2 weeks? There's a chance that you didn't. I don't think arcade design needs to be abolished fully, Star Fox is pretty popular and at the end of the day it's just a rail shooter. Also add a cute girl or two for porn.
>>743298540ZeroRanger, I guess Devil Blade Reboot also counts
>>743299321>tangible mechanics governing progressWhat do you mean? Something like DMC where you unlock weapons and techniques as you progress?
>>743299324Also the games should have language options that aren't just Japanese. Ironically enough the Touhou 6 remaster fits basically every criteria.
>>743299324>low default difficulty with some wild shit above it for achievement hunters and/or people seeking bragging rightsisn't this basically every new indie shmup for the past decade? even ports/big studio shmups are bending over to add novice modes and tout them as features. shmups and most arcade genres outside of fighting games are never going to be popular because their design directly contradicts the content slop mill that sells in the current world, and the stigma of being heckin impossible quarter munchers will never wash off despite all the baby shit modes being added (funny how shmups just got targeted by proxy because the quarter munchers of old weren't even shmups lmao)at this point it won't be successful or have mass appeal unless IGN writes an article instructing the goysoomer that liking the genre is hip now. i also don't see why it needs to be more "successful". shmup devs don't exactly go bankrupt or struggle financially (most of the big names are still around while doing FUCKING NOTHING) because these games take little budget to make in the first place, and being popular attracts all sorts of niggerfaggots as can be seen with literally every other popular genre out there.
>>743299321you mean you arbitrarily gate mechanics behind unlockables so you have to grind to get to the real game
>>743299321>just bloat the game with bullshit to distract from the actionyou think just like modern tranny devs who don't actually enjoy videogames.
>>743299324Easy/normal modes mostly exist for someone who wants to let their little kid play through the game and I think this has mostly been replaced by infinite lives modes. Just break the game up into stages, make them something you play and are graded on, and have an arcade mode that is all those stages together. No normalfag is going to see the value in a 20 minute long game, and the longer the games get, the worse the quality will be, so there's little point in trying to appeal to them. Making a successful shmup that everyone playing shmups acknowledges is still a very large amount of sales, and people who want that type of thing are willing to pay steep prices for quality.
>>743299324Shmups are hard to sell anyway, and I think it has to do with the basic mechanics of the genre.In shmups, the controls are super simple, while the margin for error is super low. So you need to master relatively simple controls and techniques (which don't really require much study), but you have to push those techniques to the limit.What people usually want is the opposite. They want the fundamentals to be complex, but with enough room for error so that a newbie can still play and have fun.See how shoot'em ups have ZERO entertainment value when they're too easy. The console version of Espgaluda 2 has a "novice" mode, but the developers made it way too easy, so you can 1cc that mode even if you don't know the game or have any decent practice with shoot 'em ups. The result? It's a boring mode that no one will really enjoy playing.
>what a wonderfull day to talk about and play video games
>shmups? i have never heard of these things before and i dont want to have anything to do with them
*sits down in this thread**waits 24 hours*
>>743299467It would mean different things in different games.>>743299881No I don't mean that. Thanks for playing.>>743300169The opposite, the gameplay would be better focused by not having the distraction of score. It would be absurd to restart after making a mistake in a well-designed shmup.>I'm going to stop the gameplay I'm in because I failed an objective that's NOT EVEN IN THE GAME -t. an absolute shmupchopath
>>743300234Add to that the fact that people really don't like difficulty unless losing is frictionless (think respawning right before a boss)If dying is too punishing then people don't joke about "git gud" or how hard a game is, they just ignore that game entirely.There is a reason why Cuphead is beloved while most shmup struggle to get even 1% as big.
>>743302223I only restart if I choke early into a run. Many shmups actually do allow for a recovery, I've come to notice.
>>743302379>Cuphead is belovedI don't think anyone is going to play cuphead 20 years from now
>>743302769I'm playing Final Fantasy 4 35 years later
>>743302379In the age of 500+ game backlogs and playing 5 gachas with dailies, replaying anything is going to make normalfags pissed
>>743302379you can lose hours of progress in roguelikes and people still play them
>>743303267Because you get rewarded for losing.There are roguelikes without meta progression. nobody plays them.
>>743303335you get rewarded in shmups with game experience that will make you play better next time
https://may.2chan.net/b/res/1421425899.htm>exact same reply as every shmup thread on /v/lol lmaomaybe this genre should die for real so nonplayer shitters can fuck off
>>743293665Don't you usually play some dude in a fighter pilot in CAVE SHMUPs? Feels like it's dad-simulator territory and thus unappealing to the rainbows for a different reason.
>>743303459It's not that it needs to die, it just needs to become a minigame. There are many genres that ended up like this. Fishing games used to be more popular, now there are games that contain fishing minigames as complex as those games used to be. Same with card games, racing games, shooting gallery games etc. Bullet hell is just one type of gameplay that can be added to other, more complete games. Doing ONLY that over and over is for speedrun-esque autists who want to stim themselves with a repetitive task. Not a conventionally fun type of gameplay. In a normal video game it can be used for a boss fight or a minigame or whatever. Crimson Desert has a fun surprise bullet hell boss.
>>743303693dodging bullets isn't the point of shmups
>"complete games" are narrative-driven fetch quest bing wahoo bullshitWhy would anyone play that?
>>743303895Who are you quoting?
>>743303895because it's more fun
>>743303693>more complete games
>>743303894That is literally the only thing you do in the game.is this like a>the best part of playing shmups isn't playing them, it's telling everyone that I did >xbox kid.jpgtype of post?
>doing thing repeatedly to get better at it bad>checking in with a game and doing menial tasks every day for rewards goodThe modern goysoomer needs to be shot.
>>743303541Some of them, but CAVE had their fair share of anime girls. In MMP it was cute chubby girls, in Deathsmiles it was lolis, Mushihimesama had Reco (age 15, somehow) and the sequel had a shota, nearly everything after Dangun Feveron had some cute girl, and Espgaluda's whole gimmick was genderbending. That still isn't enough to attract rainbows.
>>743304058dodging bullets is just the mechanism for routing which is impossible without arcade style design
>>743304103You're not getting better at it though, you're just memorizing the pattern.If it were an improvement of skill it'd transfer to other shmups, letting you beat them without having to play repeatedly. Which would defeat the purpose of playing a shmup by your own definition, since you'd no longer be able to play it repeatedly to get better.Either shmups are just memory games or they're not meant to be played repeatedly. It has to be one or the other.
>you're not getting better at playing the instrument, you just memorized the musicKeep going.
>>743304259Oh that makes sense I guess that's why they're called routing games instead of shooting games.
>>743304270yes good players can beat new games way faster
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1UUdtYuE3n?spm_id_from=333.788.videopod.sections&p=10jesus this soundtrack goes hard
>you're not getting better at school, you're just memorizing classes
>>743304416This is true though. Playing instruments is the ultimate form of cuckoldry, if you are not composing YWNBTG.
Why does it bother the goysoomer so much that there are people playing different games than them? I thought they were supposed to be above the supposedly autistic snobbish arcade player.
>>743304695You and the guy that keeps greentexting strawmen are the only ones getting bothered thoughbeit.
>>743304876The only time I've seen people mad at a shmup was when Gradius Origins was revealed during a Nintendo DirectAnd that more about hate being misdirected than any legitimate issue with the reveal
>>743304876You are specifically seeking out and posting in a thread of a genre you hate.
>>743305034To be fair they should have included rebirth.>>743305156Shmups are my favorite genre actually.
>>743305337I'm not sure if you can call a genre your favorite if you misunderstand it on a fundamental level.
>>743305380Ok.
there have been so many indie shmups that tried to "innovate" by putting in shops and skill trees and other modern bullshit and nobody plays them because shmups are defined by their arcade structure not by the surface elements
>>743305517name 3
>>743295508I don't take anyone that says stuff like "the X community" or "Xthing fans" seriously so I just disregard anything they say
>>743305763Concession accepted
>>743305601I can't and that's the point they never succeed
>>743305850That's ok I'll do it for you.
>>743306097we have 5k players on mame and fbneo i swear!!!
>>743306097>3 completely unrelated gamesOk? I actually tried finding an example but the shmup tag on steam is all vampire survivors clones so I don't care
>>743306097DDP and Ikaruga are the only good games here. Also I pirated them
>>7433063693 completely unrelated shmups, yes
>>743305517I'd be curious to play a shmup that tries to go all in on "content">A full playthrough takes no less than 90 minutes>Multiple characters that play significantly different>12+ power ups, each with their own variations>Bombs are replaced with special moves you can pick fromIf unlocking gameplay stuff is a no go, then the game should have plenty of cosmetics to unlock.Hell, stages could even have their own gimmicks like how other genre do it to spice up the gameplay
>>743306575>shmupsLOL
bullet heaven/survivors =/= shmups
>>743306917Getting people to use proper terminology is a losing battleJust ask any Rogue fan
>>743306734I wonder if we could merge shmups and metroidvanias somehow. People (sorry, I mean the goycattles) won't consider games that are cleared in less than 10 hours these days so 90min wouldn't be nearly enough. You have to have a map to explore and time wasters such as a story, cut scenes, and exploration.Maybe that already exists, I dunno. Maybe that's even what Star of Providence is (I didn't play it yet)
>>743306097Ouch lolThe shitposting tranny really lives in its own bubble
here's your shmup bro
>>743288142>Hina postingBASED and thank you
>>743304232When I read posts like this I feel schizos on /v/ live in a different universe.
>>743307235NieR Automata has been on my bucket list for a while, thanks anon
>>743307247What's your point here?We know gundam was always fucking gay as shit, thankfully that was fixed very recently (and faggots are seething about it to this day)
What was the first Danmaku?
>>743307076Star of Providence is good, here's another that does it pretty well https://store.steampowered.com/app/1634860/Minishoot_Adventures/
>>743278019Every time I think your avatarfagging, ban evading ass is finally gone for good you scurry out of the shadows like a cockroach
>>743307354>What's your point hereI don't think shmups are the hotblooded chud em ups you believe they are, and CAVE integrated those themes because being an otaku in the early 2000s isn't the redpilled cuck crusher activity you think it was. Zesty types just leave it alone, because well, what would you change really? And they're already so rooted into playing those games that they won't criticize them heavily for fear of offending their friends.
>>743307506I picked it up (for free) but I'm not a fan of twin stick unless it's well designed and hard as balls like Sektori. Still I'll give it try as well!Sektori is disguising itself as a roguelike which is funny because actually it's full on arcade just with a lot of randomization. Yet that was enough to bait some normieshttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2105620/Sektori/
>>743307595It's been discovered that more and more of these old school 2000s gaymers were cheaters so it's a badge of dishonor if anything.
>>743307704I'll try it, thanks.
>>743307739idk dude, some of the people in japan playing these games seem a bit fruity>>743276678>>743278079Maybe people are just playing the games and there's nothing to corrupt with political shit because they are actual real video games.
>>743307358Arguably DonPachi or Batsugun. Not sure why people keep bringing Garegga into this discussion. It's only valid if you play it in the "wrong way" and try to bruteforce through the game without any proper rank management. You need to be above 40% (hard mode's starting rank) to notice major difference in the bullet density and it takes forever to happen even if you no miss through stage 1~5.
>>743307595I'm not that anon, not sure what his argument is exactly, but personally I definitely believe everything anime especially the otaku kind is anti-troon by definition and is the complete antithesis to what the freaks believes in. They still try to get into but are always quick to complain about all the aspects of anime as a medium that doesn't follow their sick cult's guidelines. It's not about redpill politic or whatever, just the modern woke leftist ideology is almost the polar opposite of what anime is pushing.So it doesn't matter at all that Tomino was crossdressing lmao.
>>743307076Seems closer to something like Binding of Isaac than a shmup>You have to have a map to explore and time wastersYou know how in some multiplayer games you spend most of the early game farming or gathering resources? Maybe add something like that between every stage to build up your arsenal.Have drops be random, with some overpowered ones that are stupidly rare.
>>743308030>some of the people in japan playing these games seem a bit fruityI'm not disagreeing with you dude. I'm saying they were posers too.
>>743308135>I definitely believe everything anime especially the otaku kind is anti-troon by definitionBoy you definitely don't know what otaku are like lol
>>743307358depends on what you consider Danmaku. generally speaking Batsugun is considered a prototype of it at least
im putting all shmups at the very end of my backlog for when i have no other new games to beat anymore. theres too much other shit i wanna play to be dedicating daily 1cc attempts to a single gamesee you in 10 years or so when im there
>>743308210Yes yes "everyone I don't like is a troon"it doesn't matter what they are personally, what matter is what the producers are thinking and doing with their work, and they're definitely not leftist troons, you're fucking coping, oniimai tranny.
>>743308352Honestly understandablebut when I started to force myself to squeeze in some shmup runs in between the rest of the games, I noticed it's actually the shmup that's more fun than the slop I was supposed to focus on.
>>743307358uhh V-V (V Five) I guessno respawn just checkpoints though
>>743308461I get that I sometimes just start up a shump as a "pallete cleanser" without the expectation of completing a run. Its a nice change of pace if youre otherwise only playing slow-paced turn based stuff in your game rotation
>>743308461I've been enjoying doing just one run a day. No practice, or anything. Just one full run.I like to believe that's similar to how people played back in the day, before emulation and modern ports.
>>743308716>I like to believe that's similar to how people played back in the dayThey used notebooks to write down routing
>>743308461Complete opposite for me
>>743307358Grind Stormer is the first game where the devs accidentally made the hitbox too small, and decided to increase the bullet density to compensate. They ended up liking the idea and eventually it led to the actual danmaku games: with Batsugun and Donpachi being the early intentional ones.
Bomb
SORRY FOR MORKING ROCKIN
>have a bunch of new games>don't feel like playing any of them>just load up neo geo shit in mame yet again
>>743310875I bought Crypto of the Necrodancer during the Steam sale and it's so fun
>>743308461last year i was at the end of a long stretch of playing nothing but rpgs, gacha and general goyslop and i was depressed as fuck. after dropping them all for shmups, rhythm games, and other hobbies i've never felt better. shit literally saved my life
>>743310875I have a big problem with any other genre after playing shmup and arcade games for so long. I simply can't accept dying or game over'ing and not reseting the whole playthrough. It feels like cheating in the same way as credit feeding. There's no penalty or risk. You respawn or restart the level and try again until you reach the next check point. I honestly don't see the difference between watching a video and doing this.>just do a deathlerss run, broThat sounds painful and unfun to do in a +10 hours long game.
>>743311958That has to be the most advanced stage of restart syndrome.
>>743311958Erm, the shmup community advocates using save states to practice thougheverbeit
>>743311901We can go on about the ideal things someone should do for their mental health, but good old video games are affordable, reliable and easily accessible.Someone who spends their free time grinding away at a tough 1CC is likely doing way better than your average joe.
>>743311901>>743312195I enjoy credit feeding a shmup once in a while but RPGs saved my life. I just got a promotion and make six figures at work.
>>743311958just fix your autism, other games are not arcade length and are not supposed to be reset after every death
>>743312425Sounds like other games need to be shorter
>>743311901it makes you aware how most games consist of mindless repetitive filler and it's hard to go back to
>>743312819sounds like shmups should be killed
>>743312819>he wants to go back to the fucking atari with 5 minute long """games'""
>>743312964It's a fact that the longer a game is, the more the quality must suffer and the more mind numbing it must be.
>>743312921Keep Touhou pls
>>743313074This nigga literally wants microsecond long games lmaoBrother you have ADHD
>>743313092Why must touhou rats constantly betray us
>>743313160Touhou niggas know better
>>743313135>This nigga literally wants microsecond long games lmaoYeah Warioware is kinda based.
>>743313201>gameplay thread on /jp/ so dead they recently gave up and stopped making it (Hence their recent aggression here)Yeah... doesn't look like things are going well.
>>743311958if its checkpoints instead of respawns its literally impossible to creditfeed your victory because you still have to learn how to recover from death which can be a challenge of its own and a respectable way to beat the game
>>743313092Shmups and Touhou are the same thingThey must die
>>743313413This is just savestate practice
>>743313160Because they all, without fail, are selfish, slimy subhumans who have never actually cared about shmups and are solely interested in being a part of a "community". It's like an actual cult, and they will betray and torture anyone who's not in with the program.
Looks like the /jp/ comment got him riled up. Bump limit, let's go.
>>743313557But Touhou GODs 1cc the hardest games in the world with no effort then go back to grinding Touhou
Touhou is the deepest shump series ever.
>>743313607And who is "him", exactly, Anon? Surely you're not just setting up a boogeyman so you can strawman and pretend to be right, no?
>>743313734>And who is "him", exactly, AnonThe notorious hole anon
I'm grinding Metal Slug
>>743313641We've been over this, dude. It literally doesn't matter. Playing Touhou at all overrides any admirable qualities and traits you may have and brands you as an enemy of these threads.
Jamears once said: "Touhou is harder".
>>743313836>admirable qualities and traitsWhich of these can be applied to the touhou posters in these threads
>>743313879both
>>743313907Name the admirable qualities and traits
>>743313947more clears than you
>>743313815>metalslug golem is also a 2huColor me shocked. Y’know, this is EXACTLY why we need to bully people into having better taste. Because if we don't, they will play more and more bad shit, which will in turn lead to bad behavior and fear of exemplary behavior
>>743314030Mushifag is also a 2hu
>>743314030touhou is fun and your seething will never change that
>>743313879Being able to clear Mushi Ultra WOULD be admirable, but unfortunately, he likes Touhou, so it's worthless. It may sound harsh, but we need a zero tolerance policy. If we don't, it just invites more bad actors to shit up the thread, and that's about the last thing we need right now.
>>743314008But I've cleared all the touhou games (stopped after 16 because I simply just couldn't stomach it any more) and many arcade games. I just don't like to talk about that, because if you post literally one touhou clear you get branded a touhou player forever, like being adorned with some kind of Jewish star, and quite frankly I don't even like the games.Also I can hold my breath underwater for a really long time.
>>743314192>filtered by Touhou 17What a chump
>>743242950>Get idea for a game>"This would make a visually distrinct Shmup">have never seriously played a ShmupWhat do I do bros? Where do I even start?
>>743314261If I were to compare my enjoyment playing arcade games to touhou games, I think it would be accurate to say I have never enjoyed even a single second of playing touhou by comparison.
>>743314185That's not the one.
>>743314185nobody here, including you, cleared mushi ultra
>>743314329have you played games adjacent to shmups (stuff like pocky & rocky, rabi-ribi, or even Furi to a lesser extent)?what is the game idea?what other games do you usually play?
New U16 clear after 1500 hourshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qIPQwDDqLA
>>743314423But I could. And I could probably get a better socre than him, too
>>743314642You should really be careful with the falseflagging.
>>743314642>But I could.no you couldn't, shut the fuck up potential man
>>743314691This. I'm putting everything in the Google Doc as we speak.
>>743314443>rabi-ribiI actually logged about 13 hours into that one. Should go back to it. Typically I stick to TF2, platformers, and RPGs. I think the handful of rougelikes and UT/DR are the closest I've gotten to playing a shmup
>>743314642>But I could.Prove it
>>743314642What's your favorite JRPG?
>>743314760asking again but what is the game's idea? (at least gameplay-wise)it's easier to recommend games to draw inspiration from if there's something to start with because games can feel very different from each other. Some games have very slow bullets you can react to, some games require heavy memorization, some games rely on gimmicky systems and obscure rank systems, ...
>>743314713Dude, in the relatively short time I've been seriously playing shmups again, I have already gotten to the point where I can clear shit like Garegga, Ketsui, and Futari God Mode. Do you really think this is all unobtainable for me? That I can't take a crack at it with a bit more practice?
>>743314970We already established this. None of those are harder than an EoSD Hard 1cc.
>>743314970>Do you really think this is all unobtainable for me?yes, you are a larper and you haven't cleared shit
>>743315049>None of those are harder than an EoSD Hard 1cc.That's true, because having to sit through such a boring unenjoyable game is a harder discipline than playing any cave game from your own volition
>>743315089Lies and lies. You faggots will never win against me because I have the iron-clad, inalienable truth on my side. But please, keep trying to bumrush me. It's totally working and not making you look like deranged schzios.
>>743315334Touhou players appreciate difficulty and the beauty of danmaku. Caveniggers enjoy ugly blue pink spaceship slop.
>>743315334>>743315397Hi onitroon, you lost and got raped :)
Wtf is this true? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr4S-Q-SU1M
It's seething out of its mouth
>>743315572>Touhou players appreciate difficulty and the beauty of danmakuNo, touhou players appreciate the music and characters, because they know that shmup is an outdated genre
>>743315738Yes
>>743315738>touhou has mass appeal with cishets and transGODswe know :)
>>743315738Okay, fine, I confess! I just pretend to hate Touhou because people call me mean names when I talk about it openly. The truth is I fucking LOVE Touhou! I'm a Touhou maniac! In fact, I quit my job and now support my Touhou addiction full time! I had to move back in with my family! My mom's making me tendies as we speak! I'm sick of living a lie, I just wanna be FREE!
I'm a goddamn scrub and proud of it.My end goal is to 1CC Espgaluda II or maybe Gradius 3.>Futari>Hard modes>2-ALLNot for me.
>>743315990Where's your dad? Oh yeah...
I play truss 6, groomed minors, smoke weed for weeks, and stay indoors.
>>743242950Are we truly back?https://streamable.com/qc2qdu
>>743316035Yeah desu I'm happy he wasn't around for the start of my Crossdressing phase. Him seeing me in my mom's panties would have been ROUGH
Why straight white Trump supporters love CAVE
>>743316278Don't worry about it, your dad will always be disappointed in you no matter what you do.
Serious question: what exactly is it that I've done to become the thread pariah? Because from my perspective, I've done nothing but try to help people and better myself. Yet it seems everyone wants me dead. From the 2hus salty about their dead general, to the Europeans openly conspiring against me earlier in the thread, I just can't catch a break. This goes beyond simple seething and jealousy into full-blown psychosis, and I'm just baffled by what it is I've supposedly done to warrant this.
>>743316616must be everyone else that's the problem
>>743314941You play as a penguin in a fishing tournament against different nation's animals. Think Punch-Out. The way I wanted to have it formatted was you got through the level against different kinds of fish and then you finish off going against your opponent head to head. I feel like it can work as a horizontal shooter or vertical.
Sounds like a (you) issue, champ.
Does auster have even a single 1cc
>>743316616Why do shmup players, fighting game players, speedrunners, RPG players, and Steam normalfags all hate me? Must be them.
>>743316702Yes, they unironically are. Tell me just a single thing I have done wrong, and why it was bad enough that I deserve this.
>>743316821Be a tranny
>>743316821Exist.
If a complete utter shitter can 1cc a shooting game, then you got no excuse.https://youtu.be/YQwtu6EIh7Y?t=34414
>>743316737thanks vibe coding this right now
>>743317000I don't care about your eceleb trash, tranny
>>743316869I'm fucking not you disgusting piece of shit. How many times do I have to say it. But even if it was the case, it would have no bearing on the fact I am much more talented and knowledgeable than the rabble on 4chan. Absolutely disgusting display. How is it even possible to fail at recognizing your betters THIS much?
>DA TROOOOOOOOOOOOOONS
>>743317092>why doesn't anybody like me?
troony
>>743315397the only iron-clad thing you have is your autism and a lack of social understanding
truss
>oh hey a shmup thr->onitroon melty>nvm
>>743317349I'm morking it
>>743317349Do you have Ketsui 2-ALL? Thought so sit down be humble
Let me guess, you need more?
>>743317489Yes I do have a Ketsui Ura 2-ALL
>>743317536Same, so why are you currently dilating in the thread?
>>743316737for somewhat fishy vibe you can play the darius series, or vacant ark if you really want something underwaterI feel like there's not much ideas that you have gameplay-wise, so hard to give recommendations for gameplay specifically.
Where the FUCK is boghog on the log
>>743317498yes
>>743317536yeah right
I am Jaimers AMA
>>743317891Why do you suck black cocks for a living
metal BLACKED
>>743317995answer the question jamears
>>743316616Avatarfag. Attentionwhore. Try to laud your taste over others.
>>743317891How does it feel knowing Touhou and Deltarune players are better than you at shmups
>>743317937I'm earning the 1BBC
>>743317995EC...
>>743317214Did you know Ironclad is the name of a UPL shmup?
>>743318258Will he ever get his world record?
>>743317498I played like that all the time, I enjoy my controller now though
>>743318617What world record? SW3?
>>743317601thats fair, appreciate the recommendations
>>743284191use training mode just constantly be moving with formation from side to side to get rid of those small enemiesi usually save my bombs whenever i encounter one of picrel since theres a 1/3 chance i will lose a life and i keep forgetting to bombdont forget to get that extra life before you enter the boss, bomb his arms if u need to, but tap dodging works tooi watched a lot of playthroughs of mushi before i beated it, maybe u should do the same
>>743318876Which one has the retarded fish?
>>743318946>i usually save my bombs whenever i encounter one of picrel since theres a 1/3 chance i will lose a life and i keep forgetting to bombFor those guys you just want to use focus and tap. It's free because it slows down a lot, you just have to not panic.
>>743282358
>>743319693I wonder if the person who made this just wants the thread to be retard flailing through boring dadshit
>>743319693hog on log and Garegga were mentioned
>>743319693Tranny flags are free spaces
>>743319791you're right. We almost got a bingo here.
>>743319791and steam sales >>743306097
For the guy asking about truxton earlier, fresh onehttps://youtu.be/ubA925gJ1cA
>>743319925someone come up with few more things to replace the tranny flags
>>743319932those aren't sales retard
>>743319932fug, I missed that one
>>743320041Unmark Steam sales, those are concurrent players.
>>743320041miss this one: >>743320023
>>743320023close enough
>>743320172nah
>>743320041Gradius >>743284556
To whoever's spamming the bingo chart, you're a fucking disgrace and someone should splash acid your face. You're just trying to make a game out of ruining these threads and messing up my good time. Also don't think I didn't notice you slip my name in there. I will NEVER be the problem with these threads no matter how hard you shitpost.
did you guys hear some tranny screechingmight be just me
>>743320538
>>743320657Is this real?
mork
>>743320538Says the avatarfag
is Earthion fun to 1CC?
>>743318627Then why do your posts keep getting deleted for avatarfagging? Curious.
>>743320538>someone should splash acid your faceBased and middle east pilled
>>743320641>>743320657It's obvious what you're doing it and why. You're making a joke of your own bad behavior so it won't be taken seriously, and you can do it with greater impunity. The fact this is allowed shows the site has utterly failed its mission statement and needs to burned down and rebuilt by people who care
>>743318627>How am I an avatarfag?Posting signature pictures is literally avatarfagging
>>743320041Swap Mork with this
I like mork unironically. At first I was indifferent to mork, but the constant mork spam in these threads made me watch more mork, and now I realize he's an interesting fellow.
Mork changed my life. I used to play nothing but RPGs until his torch lit the way. >>743280584
>open thread >it's another attentionfag time episodea reminder to play games instead of talking about them I suppose
>>743321237>just got into this 27 hour thread I definitely haven't been shitting up the whole time, ugh this is awful guys
>DeletedKek
>>743321429Auster will have to take a 5 minute time out, but don't worry he'll be back soon!
baking hold up
I wish there was a way to expose more people to dadshit shmups since danmaku has clearly produced so many mentally unwell trannies itt and beyond.
>>743321349>27 hours for bump limitOnly 10x slower than an average FF7 Rebirth thread
>>743314970>againyou've literally just started playing them for the first time ever because of mork
>>743321758That's what happens when you fill thread with general, ritual posting, and discord shit, they take 20+ hours longer to hit bump limit, as demonstrated by the other much faster thread. /v/ isn't for generals.
>>743321837we all did
>>743321545>>743321837>exactly 5 minutesMan you must have been angrily watching that captcha timer clock down, eh auster
>>743320880They get deleted because the Janny doesn't like the truth and looks for any flimsy excuse to silence me. If you don't know how this works by now, you're a newfag who needs to lurk AT LEAST five years before posting again.
>>743321749Dadshumps are just not appealing enough to zoomers
>>743322096Wrong person smart guy
>>743322237This but unironically
>>743322262I don't give a fuck whether it's the original faggot or a fake imitation. They get deleted regardless. Which makes the thread better.
>>743322329Yes, you moron. I AM being unironic. I am being viciously gangstalked. I have been saying this for months at this point. Also stop posting Onimai. People are gunna think I'm you and samefagging. That's the last thing I need right now.
>>743322418You responded to every post like a starving dog because you're butthurt and desperate for a win is why it's a problem. It unironically is playing into your own inadequacies. If you actually closed the tab and played a shmup then came back you wouldn't be so miserable.
You do have the OG EoSD on a disk that you bought in Japan, right?
you get raped every thread tranny
>>743322496Yes, I bought 10 games at a Touhou pop-up in Akihabara including EoSD.
>>743322530based, you are excused
got a dm from moot either we move to /vg/ or no more threads sorry guys
>>743322737Good. We need Ric
>>743322737 moot is tonguing my anus right now and says you are lying
>>743322737i'm sucking moot's cunny rn and he said revive shmupg or you all die irl
One last post for Pulstar
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