We’re really at the point where lefties have censured goddamn statues in adult video games
>>743245451I remember when the Daily Show was making fun of the Bush Administration for covering up naked statues in the 2000s. Very funny that we've come full circle and it's now leftie video game devs who are the prudes.
How does this affect you personally?
>>743245451Unironically this comes from porn addiction. There is nothing inherently sexual about breasts or nudity but we’ve successfully raised a generation on porn and now that is all they can think about hence why they believe everything must be censored unless it’s porn. Only thing we can do now is wait until Gen Alpha or Beta to take over and push back against the neo puritans.
>>743245639Makes me mad that I can't see titties
>>743245660>There is nothing inherently sexual about breasts or nudityOk then post a nude of your mother RIGHT NOW with timestampGo ahead
>>743245639I don’t need to be personally affected by something to dislike it because I’m not a low IQ sociopath like yourself
AHHH!!! TITS SO SCARY!!!
>>743245707I’ll entertain you. Why do you think I won’t post a picture of my mother naked. Could it be for privacy reasons? Could it be for personal honor and respect? Or is it because her being naked means sex and sex is bad to you types? I’m curious.
>>743245841>I’ll entertain you>doesn't entertain the request lying ass bitch
>>743245451>Breasts are already covered by hair>Further cover them with shellsSeriously what are we even doing at this point?
>>743245451>that would be 2million+ copies day1.
>>743245451but i was told that woke is dead now?
>>743245639Makes me buy less games.
>>743245713But you are a sociopath.
>>743246063Even the implication of naked breasts is just too much for Ubisoft.
>>743245639me personally? none at allI don't buy ubisoft games
Why is this even political? It's probably more that the game has to appeal to a wide audience and the more bland and inoffensive it is the larger the market
>>743246457>that the game has to appeal to a wide audience and the more bland and inoffensive it is the larger the marketGame of Thrones was the most successful tv show of all time.
>>7432463172 more years, or 3.. Or 4. Maybe 5 for good measure. Let's say 10.
>>743245451>rightard thread>it's girly gossiping and impotent rage>leftie content>earns people millions
>leftiesyou mean christcuck conservatives
>>743245707I really wonder where that lie originated from, probably hippies or some shit.
So? It's an AC game, anon. Do you mean to tell me you were going to buy the reheated ubislop shit if it didn't have 'woke' shit in it? Have some standards
>>743246457>Why is this even political?Because you types are doing the censoring and you know it hence the deflection.> It's probably more that the game has to appeal to a wide audience and the more bland and inoffensive it is the larger the marketIt’s a rated M game where you commit explicit violence. How wide does the audience need to be? Who out there is ok with mass murder but draws a line at a naked statue other than deranged leftists?
>>743245451if the mastheads really had the titties, how many sailors must have been cranking it to them while being out at sea for months.
>>743246593Yes the people who develop assassins creed games are Christian nationalists, retard-kun
>>743246545>>743246317
Why is /v/ so furious about some boobies getting covered up instead of THIS fucking shit?
>>743246840Probably because almost nobody on /v/ has even played it to even see the in-game store. /v/ - Twitter Discussion
>>743246645Meds. Also have you ever talked to an American? Blood and guts are fine but we hate nudity
>>743246785That means you'll stop complaining. Who am I kidding, you have people whose job is to make sure you are always angry like Mangalawyer and Pirat Nation.
>>743246914Why would anyone play censorslop?
>>743246785>Its ideological
Why would the symbol of luck on the ship have shame engraved into it? If you have no diegetic reason explaining it then what the fuck? eat shit and die then.
>>743245451>>743245632>full circleYou mean back to conservatives thinking statues are porn and bombing the middle east? As they say, the more things change, the more they stay the same.
>>743247039The original game still exists and hasn't been censored. This isn't censorship.
>>743245632But I thought lefty devs were degenerates who made pornographic games like Baldur's Gate???
hey maybe this isn't actually a right v. left issue
>>743247162Yes, anon. Both the left and the right are censorious moral busybodies, but with different motivations.
>>743247162Anglo puritanism is mental illness.
>>743246535>game of thrones wasn't bland and inoffensivelol not sure I agree, also HBO has for decades been the "mature" channel for Americans and the one place where we can expect and accept some tits on screen
>>743247039i pirated itno modern shit makes it better than the original, you could have a thousand nit picks. I have a few of my own, they don't matter in comparison.
>>743247162Hey, I remember that Simpsons episode
>>743247162I've seen some pathetic attempts at whataboutism, but this one's pretty impressive. The leftist mind is actually incapable of intellectual honesty. It's why you censor/moderate all the platforms leftists control to death.
>>743247781>REEEEEEEEEEEEE MUH BUBBLE BURST REEEEEEEEEE
>>743247781>Proving the Simpsons right
>>743245451>meanwhilst in odyssey
>>743247162We're talking about your progressive comrades censoring vidya now. Stay on topic
>>743245451Black Flag was always woke. It's about a white guy assembling a crew of blacks and browns to fight evil white Spaniards and Brits and later evil white templars.
>>743248007I'm playing the remake now and there is also a lot of girlbossing
>>743245660Correction: Subchad men were raised on porn, women and Chads on one night stands.
>>743247980>NOOO JUST IGNORE MY HYPOCRISY No, I think not.
>>743246840because this is a standard in most games now, and is easily ignored unless you're a retard who gets in their feels about not having all options available while playing dress-up with a virtually dolly
>>743248072You're useing 3 fuckwits in Florida getting upset at a school as the equivalent to one of the biggest corporations in the industry who are French leftoids censoring statues. You're not going to make us stop noticing, tranny.
>>743248007How come bare-breasted figureheads and statues are no longer woke now?
>>743246681thats what mermaid tulpas were for
>>743245451>muh leftistsThis is christcuck evangelical bullshit doe.
>>743248194Except they are, at least according christian conservatives >>743247162
>>743247162Puritanism has always been gay and retarded. The lefty variation of it more gay while the right is more retarded.
>>743248263Yeah there are tons of Christian right wingers in Ubisoft. So true, sister.
>>743246951>Informing the public at large about underhanded and degenerate leftist ideology is now "making sure people are always angryClassic reframing, but it doesn't work anymore.
AHHHHHHHH I CANT SEE THE TITTY NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>743248263The whole "muh liberal vs conservative/libertarian" schtick is dead now that the Epstein files showed to even the dumbest normie that the entire moderate political spectrum is compromised. Nowadays it's mostly communists and actual fascists fighting it out on the internet.
>>743245639That's none of your buisness
I kinda feel like assassins creed should've died after that jade comic
>>743248269Christian conservatives are staffing and running the video game studios now? I thought they couldn't create at all?
>>743245639I'm not buying your game
>>743248070Publishers and developers are just less subtle about the messaging than in 2013, though interestingly they've dialed back since Trump won the election. Taht isn't to say that "le woke is dying!!!", it's been around since the 1920s at least and voooooting won't remove it.
>>743248164Meant for >>743248098
>>743245692Just perpetually keep porn open in another tab and glance over to it every so often. That's what I do.
>>743248558Thanks for streamlining my response to your damage control.
>>743248412in the past we got holier-than-thou liberals vs holier-than-thou conservativesnow, we got liberal degenerates vs conservative degeneratesreally bizarre
>>743247269"it's okay when we do it"
>>743246785What do they mean by troons?Do they mean stories about troons? Where the troondom is inherent to the characters on screen? Or is it enough that a troon is acting in the troonvie? If a troon acts in a troonvie, will they be cast as a troon specifically? Or would they be cast as the gender they're pretending to be? Would they be upset by being cast as their actual gender?
>>743248621Ironic
>>743248406Correct. The titties were culture, or in the case of the game, the facsimile of culture. This is tantamount to making a movie of a famous book but all the actors are in clown make-up. It didn't change the story, but everyone is dressed up as a clown for no particular reason.
>>743246457Bro it was a best selling assassin's creed game it was already going out if it's way to have mass appeal.
>>743248510I'm not sure what you're trying to say, the girbosses were in the 2013 version retard
>>743248716Technically a coincidence, but a welcome one.
>>743245451And the beatings will continue as long as you good goyim keep buying. You get the games you deserve.
>>743248110what other games have this shit? Ubisoft seems to be the only company that treats singleplayer games like live-service.
>>743248498All that kvetching about not being pandered to you did over the last decade? Here’s the results.Enjoy being pandered to.
>>743246545So that means GTA VI will be gigawoke and Elder Scrolls VI won't be woke.That's ok. I like Elder Scrolls better than GTA.
>>743248758The guy I replied to specifically mentioned girlbosses in the remake though, I guessed that they made them even bossier since I didn't play the original in years and haven't touched the remake either.
>>743246578We've been getting nothing but lefty brilliance in the industry for a decade and now it's dying. Even buying remakes is a rebellion against (modern) leftist retardation as people want to go back and most don't care about censorship.
>>743248406>lmao this little thing doesn't matter at all why do you care so much just let it go bro it's irrelevant stop making such a big deal out of it>no I will not do what I'm asking you to do because it's really really really important I get my way on this no matter what
>>743248110Obviously this is extremely jewish and it's the shame it's a norm, but yes normally you can ignore it. In this case through when you hit the start button while already in the menu it brings you to the store. This feels like a very cynical dark pattern to get you to accidentally open the store because in many games hitting start again will exit the menu.
>>743245451when are they gonna censor the aphrodite statue irl?
>>743249124there were no changes to the script for the remake, they even used the original mocap and voice acting
>>743245451this whole conversation is retardeddeath to /pol/acks and tranniesfuck the right and the left the center of the road is the most sure, whatever insanity either side is preaching has shown time and time again it only leads to absolute destruction of mind body and spiritthere is nothing to be gained with a totalitarian regiment regardless if its blue or red
>>743249119Calm down. Your vaxxed little heart cant handle too much seethe
>>743246840I don't care about MTX or battlepasses. I want the woke feminist shit gone more than anything else
>>743249119They're pandering to feminists who have been directly advocating over the supposed evils of the male gaze and objectifying women in video games. You know it. We know it. You're just a disingenuous faggot trying to spin this into somehow being about Christians. As if Christians aren't a weaker cultural advocacy force now than they've ever been.
2026... I'm still disproven...
>>743245639What kinda cheap argument is this. people are pointing out the absurdity of censoring artistic choice for no reason at all. why censor an art
>>743249124yeah you were replying to me. As the other anon said they didn't make changes to the base games content. You're just a dumbass idpol warrior who doesn't even understand the basics of what you're supposedly outraged by
>>743248263Yes there are lot of christians working at ubisoft and not blue haired puritans so is that how you people always argue scapegoat or deflect no wonder ''progressive places'' are becoming poor shitholes you are just being an good goy
>>743249223not quite, but...
>>743249565clown world
>>743248406Maybe you should participate in the question of why they made the change in the first place before trying to act like we shouldn't care.
>>743249439If you're a retard who thinks 3 parents complaining in Florida = the far right, sure.
>>743249489>outragedAbout what? Black Flag was always woke and never a particularly good game.
>>743245451
>>743247878>>743245451so the feminist still play the rules for thee but not for me. like only reason why this is even worth to discuss becuase penises are like 10x times more sensitive topic than boobs or even vagina also it's kinda funny how the boobs are hidden behind hair so you can't even see them.
>>743245451>blaming leftoids and not the puritanical porn-hating cucks on the rightdon't forget to go to church after you've toiled for mr shekelstein!
>>743250368Which of those demographics is massively over-represented among vidya industry staff, retard?
>>743245451boobies trigger my dysmorphia
>>743250368I wonder who work at ubisoft >>743247878and they would have censored this. you are literally trying to deflect and scapegoat like good goy you are.
>>743245451>We’re really at the point where lefties have censured goddamn statues in adult video gamesYeah... It was lefties. Not the fact Saudi money has infiltrated Ubisoft. Retard lol
>>743245451Because if righties made the statues, theyd be flat chested 12 year olds, honk honk.
>>743245451This honestly doesn't bother me too much. The prudeness is strange in pirate setting, but it is what it is. I am only alarmed when developers deliberately make female characters as ugly and as masculine as possible.
>>743250368Go back, child molesting reddit faggot.
>>743247162it's because David is uncut, a topic Americans are deeply uncomfortable with
>>743250681So your argument is deflection and tribalism. you try to jokingly deflect it towards right and ignore any real arguing so you can feel proud of yourself because in your world left is good goys right are bad guys evil goys and pedos. That just makes you easier to control goy.
>>743247162>bombing middle eastwhy are they so many big noses here both star of david and mud slimy things.
>>743250871Michelangelo didn't have a jewish model
>>743245660this is actually the correct answer, but it always pisses off the wokies and the chuds equally. they are both the yin and yang of porn addiction. wokes think anything that appeals to straight white males is wrongthink, and chuds mistakenly believe that wokes are puritans, when they are in fact the most sex positive pornographic people on the planet, just discriminatory towards white straight males.
>>743245451its called censor ship for a reason.
>>743246840Personally I'm sick of the hypocrisy. Male characters can walk around barechested, and have all types of body mass. But god forbid a woman shows a bit of skin.
>>743247162>>743245451
>>743249123>Elder Scrolls VIA game like this would already be in pre production for a year or two at this point. Bare minimum since the release of Starfield. It will absolutely have body types and pronouns again.
>>743245451Statues can't answer surveys.
Why the fuck are you people wasting time talking about Ubishit games like you care or you're going to play them.
>>743245451>>743247162we live in a society
>>743253902I will be playing it as well as purchasing multiple copies + cosmetic DLC from the ubistore
>>743246317it's ubisoft, they are terminally retarded and will never change until the french lose control of the company.
>>743246578>leftie content>earns people millionsThe F in communism stands for food.
>>743253539Organized monotheistic religion was the a mistake Save everyone from these cults.
>>743249439horseshoe theory only exists because the left refuses to accept national socialism was in fact further left than democracy and monarchy. It's nonsense.
>>743255065>the F in Communism stands for foodHey wait a sec
>>743250729Why did you post that image? Youre so retarded you believe that debunked conspiracy theory?
>>743246063She's literally naked underneath her clothes. Unacceptable.
>>743247162You’re doing it again
>>743245713>Gets called sociopath >because he doesn’t care about vidya tits>kek
>>743248406>Why are you upset we’re further sexualizing the female form by covering up art because we’re all too addicted to porn to understand breasts aren’t inherently sexual, chud!?You will kill yourself one day.
>>743245451Women unironically think they can change male sexuality./thread.
>>743258506>Twitter post Absolutely no shame on your part
>>743250368What’s pornographic about a nude statue?
>>743258593You’re doing it >>743258506 again
>>743246619What is sexual about a nude human being? Tell the class how you’re not a porn addict
>>743259024I don't care he did, this is literally what you retarded faggots do every time. Burn in Hell.
>>743259335>Projecting>Twitter>Election tourist>And pro censorshipThe amount of cancer coming from you is almost impressive. Even call you a sub human is too good for you since that assumes you're human at all.
>>743245451It's just some fucking statues that aren't even the focus of the game, why do you faggots care?Don't tell me you all jerked off to the statues?
>>743258506Look I don't have any real stake in your culture war shitflinging war but I wanna point out>Apple filename>twitter screencapAnd look I get it...you think thats board culture. You never take any real pause at what you contribute here, you relish it every waking moment of your life, even the cursed microbiota on your skin feel compelled to like it. But for the love of God you are just as much of a worthless faggot as the side you hate, so much that if were being realistic you both should be friends. You all have the same tactics, lifestyle, habits only superficial differences like the colors you display for your rhetoric.
>>743248403I think you and I had this discussion a thousand times. You end up abandoning all talking points and just repear "sure rabbi".
>>743253618Which can't be changed because games can't be patched.
>>743260913Why are you woke types always so disturbed with the idea of straight men touching their dicks?
>>743261026>uh oh I got called out for using leftist deflection tactics!>better point to something else as a distraction!
>>743245639Secondaries don't belong in my hobbies
>>743245451Stop objectifying the fictional, fictional women, chud.
>>743260913Ah yes anon. It’s the people who are complaining that are the problem, not the fucking lunatics who are censoring fucking statues in rated M video games
>>743263605its the same as leftists going>erm slippery slope is a fallacyyou sound like a faggot when the point IS fully communicated to you and yet you snidely refuse to engage with it thinking it is some gotchayou just look as retarded and stubborn as the other side does.
>>743260913Why do ACTUAL faggots care enough to remove or censor them?
>>743245451How does one censure a statue?
>>743260913Leftoids need to come up with an actual answer whenever they try the "why do you care?!" argument and are countered by "you cared enough to change it." I see this conversation happen over and over and it gets boring since the leftist always disappears or changes rhe subject.
I think this might b cuz of china, they don't want to bother making two versions instead
>>743245451>censured
>>743246840Because that isn't about identity politics
Honestly just stop talking about it. Stop caring, and start caring/talking about things you like.
>>743265103all this just to distract from the fact you're pretending to be retarded to make discourse impossible. its not working.
>>743246840>>743246914>>743248110>>743266152there has been had plenty of threads about it you disingenuous retarded clowns. the game also launched to mostly negative reviews on steam due to this. though normies have since countered those reviews with their having a blast posting and it's now at mostly positive.
>>743266292>Just let us shit up the world chudNo.
>>743250524>I wonder who work at ubisoft no one because they're getting laid off lol
>>743266585Any attention is good attention. Instead focus on things you like and the things you don't like will fail.
was AC4 really that good?i only played AC3 and dropped it after the character switch. not even for racist reason, I just didn't like the artificial busy bloat
>>743266561>there has [sic] been had plenty of threads about it you disingenuous retarded clowns. Then why are you posting a steam screenshot and talking about steam reviews?
>>743266525you are the only one refusing to communicate, 11 other people all responded with more intellegent replies adding to the conversationyou will never believe i am not OP but i really am just tired of seeing this twitterpost everywhere it's stupid
>>743266710The appeal of AC4 is that they dropped almost all of the assassin stuff and just let you be a pirate. Still busywork bloat, but it's sailing for buried treasure instead of looking for chests in alleyways
>>743266808>but i really am just tired of seeing this twitterpost everywhereYou're tired because it exposes you. I will keep posting it you will keep seething.
>>743245451The funniest fucking thing is how Animal Crossing has a nude statue in it.
>>743245451Since leftism is now defacto associated with liberalism, we can say leftists wouldn't try imposing rules on nudity in games. Of course that's not true: everyone is authoritarian these days. Nobody is liberalAs a real liberal myself, I say no rules in games and to let the tits out. Better let the kids see some titties anyway. Wouldn't want them becoming weak fuckin pussies like the repub kids
>>743258506>thus making discourse impossibleAnd this is a bad thing because?
>>743247269The only standards you filth have are double standards
>>743247162>N-Not the mudslimes!
>>743260913
>>743258506>>743271197The absolute state
>>743266292Kill yourself.
>>743245451I fucking knew the 'remake' seemed too good to be true and there was going to be some fucking catch. Alright anons, what else did they fuck up that the shills aren't telling me? Besides the obvious 'new quests are all dogshit by hack writers that butcher the character and use the fucking stock Odessy heroism pose'
>>743259024>>743259179>>743261026>>743270170>>743272621lmao. He recoils, "I've been found out!"
>>743271197>>743258506Of course a bot cannot create, only steal.
