New upcoming series based on Warhammer:
he should have gone the fallout route and not be so autistic about muh lore
>>743246416HE'S GUARDING THE LORE
>>743246416cant stand this grifter>look at me I'm a handsome and rich as fuck celeb who plays VIDEO GAMES and I even BUILT MY OWN PC. Am I relatable yet you fucking incel chuds?
>>743246626How is he a grifter? He was great as Geralt in the Witcher. He nailed it
amazon taking years to make the worst cheap looking trash tv for $100M per episode is pretty standard
>>743246626>I'm handsomeNot anymore. Whites age like milk
>>743246842>Great This guy has never been great at anything. The dude's best performance gets mogged by regular TV actors.
>>743246912What guarding the lore against mega corporations does to a mother fuckersad!
Don't care, Astartes II is coming 2026.
>gets asked about Warhammer lore>"umm.. uh.. well, actually... I'm not that up to date on that particular topic ehhmm..."
>>743246416LORE STATUS?
>>743246523>>743246626>>743246912>>743246972>/v/ complains about women>behaves like unstable womenpottery
>>743249180Context: fan asked him about huge tau tittes
>>743246416Old news, slowpoke.
>>743246626>handsome rich people cant play videogames because... they just cant OK???
>>743249526Dude you don't understand. There's absolutely NO WAY that one of the most popular pass times in the world would ever have a fan that actually works out and looks good.
>>743249526can they do it without filming themselves and then posting it online like an attention whoring faggot?
>>743246416> favourite faction is cringestodes> gets hit with the DEIid feel sorry for custodes players but they are often smug faggots.
>>743246992Shouldve just let the corpos go all the way with their woke dei/esg retcons and lore changing implants then watch the whole Ip value burn and fade.
>>743250173Yes. Buddha says permanence is illusion.
>>743250010It's called brand building. Smarten up or remain poor forever.
New dead or alive 7 consultor
>>743246626>grifterWhat the fuck is he grifting? Anytime he lands a decent roll he gets fucked over by those above him.
>>743250505>>743250383
>>743249459Haven't you noticed all these fruits want to do is gossip about ecelebs and drama? /v/ is full of fat, balding 30 year old teenage girls
>>743250514Brand building what? He ain't selling me shit. I ain't watching every single bit of television he is in. I will pirate the warhammer show like I do every other show if I can even be bothered to do that because I don't watch much anymore.
>>743250792>spend no money on anything>"Damn, why is nothing made for me anymore?"
>>743249459>This guy can't act for shit>"Y-y-you're behaving l-like a woman!"kek this is a cope
>>743246416wokies have already ruined warhammer. literally ever thing they do nowadays is about niggers or girlboss protagonist. white men are literally always sidelined as bad guys or submissive weaklings who only exist to be rescued or beaten up by said niggers or girlbosses.GW has been doing some animated shorts for the last 3 years and they literally all have only featured girlboss protagonist or negro protagonit. literally not a single white male hero. even the shorts that were marketed with having a white male hero all ended up been about yet antoher girlboss rescuing and ordering the white guy around.
>>743250792>Retard dumbass can't remotely phantom the concept of maintaining a good public imageOh my god, who cares about your genius ass? What matters is how the corpos that will hire him sees him, duh, holy shit
>>743249180Is anyone up to date on warhammer lore? Fuckers reboot the entire setting every 4 months, its like fucking 2010 DC comics. No character still has the same name they started the decade with and chances are that the person with that name is an evil clone now.
>>743246912Fake news. Here's a recent pic of him and his newborn first baby. Cope, seethe, dilate, ACK.
>>743246416Henry Cavill won't read this post.
>>743246416
>>743251517>What matters is how the corpos that will hire him sees himyeah how's that been working for him though, no more superman, no more witcher
>>743251719That dude is way to attractive for that female. Why do these great looking dudes settle for such low tier females, weren't they supposed to be for the nerdy guys with no friends?
>>743252176What, she's a total cutie
>>743249180I read all HH books plus some 100 more and I still couldn't answer most questions because it's just too much and you keep losing track of shit eventually.
>>743254420Yeah the lore to plot ratio in the novels is fairly low as well. With campaign books and codices they don't waste any time with dialog and random plot stuff. They just tell you that ultramar was attacked by these specific tyranids on such and such a date and these characters were involved and here are the key moments from that war. Maybe three or four pages of info which a novel series expands into three entire full length novels 200-400 pages each.
>>743255287I think one of the worst books when it came to this was the one covering the Battle of Tallarn.That could have been summed up on one page, and that's about as much as I remember from it, too.
>>743246626Ever since I heard of the harpies turning on him (over nothing might I add) on the witcher show I realized he's legit. Awful tastes, but legit.
>>743251719PURE FUCKING AURA
>>743251890 is this shit a indian thing?because holy cringe it looks like a indian shit
>>743246626I feel bad for the guy. Cast as fucking SUPERMAN in his prime acting years, only for the people at the helm of the SUPERMAN movies to be fucking retarded and made it a grimdark miserable ugly piece of crap.
>>743246626Imagine haring on based Cavill. He is literally /our guy/
>>743255906YLT
>>743246626Silence, peasant
>>743255975It's not like Superman actors are notable besides Reeves. Also the grimdark shit was why he had any fans to begin with.
>>743246416Please be good
>>743246416I want to wreck his pelvis so bad
>>743252176the most beautiful women are usually retarded because they get by purely on beauty, kind of hard to find a beautiful woman who isn't insanely vain, insanely dumb, or insanely lacking in moral fiber
Ok this is based
>>743251012>hey chuddy, nothing is made for you>this is why you have to spend money so maybe I, raging murderous semite agent, might give you breadcrumbs which are just less upfront propagandaNah, enjoy the crash nigger.
>>743246416because 40k is fucking goofy and requires a fuck ton of pre-vis and screen test work just to make the characters look the part. then it comes down to the knife fight of what the fuck to actually portray. the Horus Heresy would be out almost immediately because that won't translate into sales on the tabletop for GW, doesn't showcase enough of the ip. Do you do an anthology show? Hopping around different races and times? Do we adapt an Armageddon or two? Just make a spooky who done it detective show with some inquisitor? A sci-fi Band of Brothers type thing following a platoon of Guardsmen?
>>743246912>screenshot from a movievs>random paparazzi shot
The fallout serie is a festival of wokeness that forcefeed you globalist propaganda.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DvKwSHWI5o [Embed]Compare it to a FREE music video made by a fan. This is from a FREE 45 minutes movie made by a fan that contain a lot more things.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK-msJg6BEw&list=RDfK-msJg6BEw&start_radio=1
>>743256019wut i YLT?this one is new to me...
>>743246842he plays normalfaggot games
>>743256521They planned on doing Eisenhorn for a while but I think they came to the part where the main character gets life long facial paralysis and that's just who he is from that point on. Like there's an entire James Bond sequence where he's riding on a luxury alpine train, having dinner and chatting with some lady, laughing at jokes and so on. Except he can't move his face. https://youtu.be/DK_9uBR0NAQ
>>743246842Grifter just means "someone smarter than me" for leftroonoids
>>743255726He's literally Giga-Chad walking alongside his girl and baby. Unfathomably based.
Warhammer isn't a video game franchise.
>>743258365Sure buddy
>>743250010You can literally count on both of your hands the amount of SoMe posts the dude has made about gaming
>>743252176Rich handsome chads are starting to realize that personality matters and are now stealing our women once deciding to settling down after riding the cunt carousel of hot college chicks and models.
>>743246416yikeswhen did he get so ugly?
>>743251719
>>743258591Ur telling me the meme was real? Cavill wasn't a tits or ass guy but a personality guy?
>>743251719He is so pale
>>743259435 I so pale
>>743259414She's probably really into dwarf fortress
>>743246972
>>743246626Salty sŏycuck detected.>grifterMore overused than nazi now
>>743246912Wheres you always look like a turd
>>743246416How long until women fuck up another series?
>>743259686*Nudge* You're on the air.
>>743250505Grifter just means someone leftoids don't like
>>743252176Same reason a billionaire always has a mediocre looking wife, while an upper middle class guy having a midlife crisis gets some young baddie. Cavill has nothing to prove
>>743246416Why is news about a tv series based on a tabletop wargame franchise allowed on /v/ - video games?
>>743256018Thats exactly why they/them are hating on him
>>743259414>Ur telling me the meme was real? Cavill wasn't a tits or ass guy but a personality guy?He is clearly a tits guy
He was thinking about his sons future. Look at that jawline
>>743255975Snyder's movies are great.
>>743260254>left is his looksmatch 2015>middle is his looksmatch in 2020>right is his looksmatch in 2025there is no hope for any of us
>>743260254imagine the genetic specimen these two could've conceived
>>743260464He dated Kaley Cuoco too
>>743260438>Look at that jawlineBy the emperor
Based Cavill who wants to fuck em?
>>743251719He has my hairline.
>>743260720she is mid
>>743260464end spectrum sexy women don't date
>>743249459>Anon finally realizes /v/ is majority womenWhy do you think there's endless gossip threads and no vidya discussion?
>>743252176She's conventionally hot. You ain't pulling her.
>>743262193Roastie cope
>>743246626my xister in christ, you need to get some healthcare in Canada right now.
>>743256905>The fallout serie is a festival of wokeness that forcefeed you globalist propaganda.What's so woke about that clip? Is war woke now?
>>743261817wrongthere are no women on /v/or barely no women
>>743255975Filtered
>>743249454[ ] vulnerable[X] guarded
Pitch your plot ideas for a 40k tv series.
>>743262193She looks like she sucks crazy dick
>>743264560>>743249454YES
>>743252176She's his hollywood mandated jewess gf
>>743259435well yeah, he stays inside all day playing videogames
>>743264637Brokeback mountain but it's warhammer 40 GAY
>>743264637Ciaphas cain 3 parts, 3 episodes per part, each focusing on a different part of the universe. Focus on the dark comedy of the setting and gallows humor, warhammer doesn't work as well when you take it 100% seriously.
>>743246416I'm worried they're slowing it down to go over and fuck with as much as they can, but it's GW so it's sort of silly to worry about what's certain, and reluctantly agree with others that he should have just let it be quick and over with, stalling isn't going to help.
>>743251719I think there is something they put in American food that turns people ugly
>>743264637malcador get ipad
They should do an episode about John Wayne having Thanksgiving with the Emperror's Children.>Happy Thanksgiving, Fulgrim!
>>743251719i hope his gf is kind to him
>literal celebrity gossip about a mans lookssince when is this board populated by 40 year old aunts
>>743267656emperor invents bitcoin
>>743249459>2 astroturfing, samefagging commie troons represent /v/ and are VALID AND HECKING WHOLESOME women!You need to die tourist faggot
>>743268803ok zoomer
>>743268516>since when is this board populated by 40 year old auntswhere do you think you are?
>>743262193Is that the same woman? She is so much more attractive in the right pic than that bogged beast on the left.
>>743246572THE LOOOOORE
>>743246416>Chadry Chadvill is taking this much time becuase he is erasing all the femoid custodes from the lore
>>743268803God I hope this actually happened.
>>743246523The thing is the setting is so huge and designed for OC DONUTSTEEL battles of the Butt-fuck Gulf in the eastern fringers of the Whugibsashit sector. I don't want some horus heresy bullshit, I want an anthology series that has single episodes focused on various factions that can play free and loose with the tone.
>>743246416I watched his witcher series, I hold out no hope for this one.
How legendary will this fucker be if he actually produces a mainstream 40k product that respects its lore and does it justice?
>>743271447If he pulls it off people will just find some way to take credit away from him and claim it was all because of GW locking in Amazon into some kind of creative control deal, choosing to ignore the fact that such a deal would probably only have happened with Cavil tied to the project.
>>743256521You're overthinking it. Just pick something cool and make that. I doesn't have to make sense or be chronological.>here's an imperial city or hive world being invaded by chaos space marines, 60 minutes of brutal blood and gore and insane shit with metal music playing >idealistic imperial citizens signing up for the guard or pdf and ending up in the trenches fighting a full tyranid invasion>orks literally anything with orks is bound to be funny and cool>eldar or deldar exploring the mysteries of the universe maybe a deldar pirate and his adventures>titan legion battles or some good old mechanicus body horror exploring the shittier parts of imperial lifeetc etc
>>743262468lol u mad
>>743259851his hands are tiny, in this scene a guy is standing behind him and placing his arms through his jacket sleeve in order to make it seem like he has bigger hands. You are looking at the stunt hand actor's hands not his. Its amazing movie magic. >>743260254look here, his hands are the same size as the womens.
>>743249180Yeah some of the factions are lame and don't require s deep knowledge of
>>743259435He's British and a gamer, I doubt he's seen the son in the past year.
>>743264637Anthology series that can jump around to different stories/settings/factions. Mr. Bean the Ork episode. A chaos cult x-files like episode. A COPS episode following some Arbites in a hive. Mechanicus Tech Support. Band of Brothers IG episodes
>>743260438>>743262193>makeup gives her the standard hollywood bog look>is just a cutie without itlucky
>>743251682>Fuckers reboot the entire setting every 4 monthsNot really. And until Girlyman came back the setting was perpetually stuck in 39,999, and only with the indomitus crusade did it become the 41st millennium. The thing is the setting is just so fucking big and old and littered with perpetual battlefields with infinite fronts. And nothing really gets retconned or reset, history is intentionally hazy as fuck because its a dark age inside of a dark age and what is revealed isn't necessarily going to clarify anything. When Rowboat came back one of the first things he did was create an administration of historians he sent across the galaxy to try and get some sense of what happened since he went into a coma, and what came back was "idk bro."
>>743267517Corn syrup
>>743259414Everyone loves tits and ass even straight women, it's a biological necessity to love them.But sometimes you need to grow the fuck up and realize that all tits are great and if there is a hole there is a goal. Therefore the true philosopher king chooses his wife for her personality.
>>743260720Why did television try to brainwash me into believing she is beautiful when she's actually kind of not good looking.
>>743249180Doesn't help when there's 9 contradicting versions of the same event or lore factoid.
>>743246523If he wasn't so autistic about lore, we'd have another The Witcher tv show in our hands, but this time Female Space Marines, trans-men in the Adeptas Sororitas, the Chaos Gods being kind and benevolent, the Tyranids being space refugees from another Galaxy and equally retarded shit like this.
>>743251131>projecting
>>743260085i thought it was the super hecking scary movie
>>743252176not everything is about looks, retard.
>>743264637Follow a company of muhreens around, episodic style where they fight an enemy of the week. One time it's orks, then nids, then chaos marines, then rebels, etc. Have the series mainly follow the captain and his buddies while everyone below them are kind of just nameless dudes so they can die when necessary and we'll just ignore that next week, since there's about 100 of them. It'd probably end up being smurfs, but I'd nominate Blood Angels since they could have a reason to go steal something from said enemy of the week, kill some guys and then leave, rather than committing to a big battle.
>>743274454>blood angels>stealingYou mean Blood Ravens? Blood Angels are the pretty boys that get rabies and thinks everyone is Horus, Blood Ravens are the kleptos.
>>743276731For me it's trazyn's antique roadshow
>>743246416I trust Cavil's loretism
Should have picked fantasy, 40k is pozzed now
>>743252176Have you seen what hollywood women do to their husbands
>>743256521It's just gonna be a self-contained world under pressure scenario like SM1 and 2.
>>743257045You like tables
>>743246523>he should have gone the fallout route
Tournament popularity in 11th edition (not wins, just uses).
>>743259686kek
>>743246416This guy is wasting his best years on a project that's going to be hated no matter what.
>>743246416Not so fast Cavill a new Warhammer chad is in town
>>743257121total war is normie now?
>>743246842lol no, his batman voice was cringe, his poorly inserted cateye contacts were cockeyed and the brooding badass act was average. the spazzing out over muh books and lore was just "im one of you guys" marketing trick, greatly favoured by plebbit of course, which is where you should fuck off back to, too.The TV series deserved someone better and lesser known; same why spider noir was even more liquid shit than expected, with rheumatic, demented Cage just hogging the spotlight for what he thought was *his* show.
>>743264637"Tyrese Is a space marine in the grim future of the year 40000. After suffering defeat in a failed campaign from his fascist captain Adolfus Whiteman he finds himself hurt, weak and unable to do anything alone, in the care of an alien girl called Prajeeta Ransesh of the Terd people of the planet Steenky III. Since Tyrese is too weak to do anything alone he learns a valuable lesson of compassion and love while getting a first hand look at the opression and struggle of her surprisingly colorful and sophisticated spiritual kin under the imperialist rule of the Imperium. Tyrese decides to pickup his weapon once again and follow the lead of Prajeeta against his former captain and his racist brothere in arms. Only through his alien friends does Tyrese realize that he himself was a victim of structural racism tooFollow Tyrese's journey through epic space battles and violent grim humiliation rituals for exclusively white male villains in this Amazon original - Warhammer 40k: Unchained... Season 1."
>>743246416Videogames?
>>743281139I dont remember the last time imperial agents had a codex
>>743246523shut up nigger
>>743264637250 episodes series about a juve in Necromunda rising through the ranks of gang warfare to become an elite crime boss.
>>743273093>The thing is the setting is just so fucking big and old and littered with perpetual battlefields with infinite fronts. >And nothing really gets retconned or resetWell, there is also the fact that the Warp can cause temporal travel and paradoxes, so even if things were somehow all put into a line, all it takes is some ship popping out of FTL somewhen it's not supposed to and the whole thing goes to shit. Some level of inconsistency is just baked into everything, not just because it's near impossible to keep track of.
>>743281139> Thousand Sons so highNice. I'm painting them as my first army right now.
>>743251719Why did he waste his good eyesight genes on someone with bad eyesight genes?
>>743288184He doesn't believe in eugenics.
>>743288184Bad depth perception = unlimited deepthroats.
>>743288828Myopia doesn't work that way
>>743256165the look of utter disgust and contempt on henry's face at that twinky faggot ass consolefag of an interviewer will never be forgottenit was then that i knew he was unironically /ourguy/
>>743288878Tell that to his dick.
>>743264637A squad of Ultramarines Space Marines is led by Captain Severus as they investigate a remote Imperial shrine that has gone silent after sending a distress signal. They discover the world has fallen under attack by the Chaos Space Marines of the Word Bearers, who seek to recover a powerful sacred relic and spread corruption. As the Ultramarines fight through relentless ambushes and suffer heavy casualties, the newly promoted battle-brother Proteus proves his resolve by resisting the lure of Chaos and helping defeat the enemy leader, allowing the surviving Marines to secure the relic and complete their mission at great cost.
>>743246523
>>743249180There is lore and there is """"lore""""" in what Red Letter Media talked about once like oh you dont know what the material Darth Vaders left gauntlet is made out of? Guess youre not really a fan.
>>743250010People who are passionate about something sometimes want to share it with others.
>>743262715We got healthcare here leafland, it's called maid.
>>743246626It never seemed performative to me.
>>743289182>it's called maid.Anon, I don't know how to softly break this to you so I'll just be upfront with it.Them chanting "moe moe kyuu~n" at your omurice doesn't actually do anything magical.
>>743289274>Them chanting "moe moe kyuu~n" at your omurice doesn't actually do anything magical.This is a lie! You take that back right now.
>>743289274Tell that to my guts, made me absolutely destroy the toilet.
>>743249180You are in the first bump of The Dunning-Kruger Effect and he is in the valley behind it.
>>743246523>mfw not brown and retarded like (You)
>>743250010Le "chad" wants to normalize nerd shit because of how normies treat his peers and losers go off the handle. How insecure of a gatekeeping bitch are you?
>>743285029Sublime ! Give this man a gadzilion dollars and Debra Wilson pronto !
>>743251719Qt
>>743264637scrap everything, make fantasy, cavil is felix, follow the books. except the emasculating shit from nathan long
>>743246416How tf do you even adapt anything 40k? Even with infinite Game of Thrones budget it's gonna look cheap.
>>743264637Scene to scene adaptation of the dark coil by Peter Ferhervari. It has sufficient horror to attract public interest and it has great writing in general.
>>743260720>basic bitch bimbo look
>>743267517Yes, sugar. You niggas eat so much sugar
>>743290128Dont make it about impossible to show with limited budget events like HH, make it about something like Inqusitor investigating some shit in Hive city, dont need big budget and can work. You can plug horror like Genestealers, action, Inqusition intrigues etc. and you dont need Rings of Powah budget for that.
>>743264637I'd start simply. A busted up ship was forced to seek refuge at a spacehulk and the people onboard must survive and repair their ship or find a working vessel with which to escape. You want to ease normies in, show them it's grim, show them it's dark, don't fucking smother them with proper nouns they don't know from the onset by having some grand plot covering various factions and political shit.
>>743290440Why don't they just strip the space hulk for salvageable parts? Seems silly to need to look for a working vessel given what space hulks are.
>>743290504that's why I said repair, either way, the search for escape is the driving point of the plot and will happen at the end of the season if it does.
>>743246416>he will take 10 years>he will release the show>the show will still be meh at best, because every book about warhammer 40k is subparhonestly even if he really combs thru every story i doubt there is any that doesnt blow dick in the tv format. Most are just there to scam autistic retards out of money for another army set.>>743246523>he should have gone the fallout routeso be fast and release absolute dogshit nobody outside braindead brandcucks defend?
>>743246416Gamer Chad, lol>>743246912Why didn't they compare him while he's taking a shit and him after Hollywood make up and special effects? Fabricated crap.
>>743250010Well, that's the time we live in.
>>743246626Id be impressed if hes faking it.There's been no indication hes faking it, at every opportunity hes either first or second hand been a real fuckn nerd.
>>743290103who's gonna play gotrek?
>>743252176she rims him every night
>>743292070i was gonna say the guy who played him in tww2 but he is 89 now lolidk, someone from scottish theatre maybe
>>743246523Even without him, GW is known to be notoriously autistic about their lore when it comes to adaptations so Amazon most likely has to greenlight everything through a GW representative just like every game adaptation so far.
>>743292198how old is that dude from harry potter with the funny eye? he can look the part , I'm sure
>>743264637Vindicare assassin has to escape the hive city after taking his shotreally sell the power of the rifle and the skill of the shooter in the opening where he takes the shot, maybe have him jump out of a plane to get the right angle before falling down to the city below
>>743246416I can't wait for the show to come out so everyone can finally agree 40k's been shit all along and the only reason people suck it off so much because it's still counts as "niche" sci-fi
>>743292604This isn't gonna fly. Modern audiences are allergic to over the top action like. They want realistic garbage
>>743292506vastly different characters tho
>>743285029>of the year 40000This honestly triggered me more than anything else.
>>743269970It's called makeup you retard
>>743292745But John Wick is still insanely popular, even with how retarded it got with that silenced shooting into a crowd that doesn't notice nonsense
>>743255975The Cavill films are the only good superman films thoughbeit (Snyder cut only for JL obviously)
>>743292745>Modern audiencesIs a marketing term used to fool investors and other retards who dont know jack about shit into giving creatives (to use the term loosely) money so they can make shit.People have had the same likes and dislikes for thousands of years, that has not changed so dont fall for marketing tricks
>>743246416Holy fuck the norwood reaper truly spares no one
>>743246416>he's slowing down the process! he won't let us give him a quirky, quipping transgender sidekick!
>>743251719That picture is from last year, the fatty Warhammer signing photos are more recent, from only two months ago.
>>743246626It's funny because almost every time he mentions Warhammer or his PC is when someone specifically asks him about it.
>>743294396>what warhammer autism does to a man
>>743292264Dont worry I assure you that GW have no problem with nigger girlbosses so they will have no problem with Amazon, and if nigger girlbosses will be put front and center Amazon will give no shit about the lore.
>>743289141>Letter Media talked about once like oh you dont know what the material Darth Vaders left gauntlet is made out ofclassic video, cracks me up every time
>>743246416Henry Cavill looks like a nice guy but he is an absolute flop magnet.Dude doesnt have a single hit in all of his career.
>>743246523He has 0 creative input or power
>>743294834MI: Fallout was pretty good and wasn't a flop but yeah that's the exception. His agent must really blow.
>>743294903Preposterous claim. Ofcourse he has input in it, he is the executive producer.
>>743246626He built his own gaming PC. He's legit.
>>743267517Seed oils, preservatives, glysophate. It's all by design.
>>743295129Nta and you're right that he has some, but a producer's power is related to how much money they've put into it. With amazon doing almost all the funding they can easily meddle and overrule him. I think cavill has GW's backing though and GW is able to shut something down if they don't like it
>>743264637Emperor of Man biopic from when he was an ancient Anatolian farmer to apotheosis
>>743246416It's made with fucking amazon? Henry has been taken by chaos
>>743295318Amazon seems willing to greenlight most things and let the writers churn out whatever garbage they want as long as amazon gets "content" for prime video. They make woke abominations like Rings of Power and Wheel of Time but they're also the ones who made the jack reacher show where a large autistic white dude just beats up minorities and foreigners for 10 episodes.
>>743271316That wasn't his series.
>>743295476I want to believe you anon, I guess we'll see.
>>743252176What's wrong with her?
>>743297821she's mid
>>743246523Post nose
>>743246416my main gripe with Cavill's 40k adaptation is that he's said it countless times that he wants to play as a primarch, or space marinelike ffs, does he not know how badly that will go? has he forgotten how proportionally different those beings are? even with cgi editing it will still look like picrelthe safest move is to make an Eisenhorn adaptation, and cavill would make an excellent Eisenhorn
>>743246416As much as /v/ sucks his cock I cant trust a man with baby sized hands
>>743298807>make an excellent EisenhornEisenhorn loses his ability to show facial expressions in the first book.
>>743299203Perfect casting for Cavill then
>>743299203>>743299347kek
>>743251719>wife looks like a homely bookworm.We can make it bros... we really can....
>>743252176>That dude is way to attractive for that female.Women are property anon. There is no such thing as a man being too anything for a woman other than being too annoyed by them.
>>743299203I loved it in that book before the bequin series where he becomes a powerful warp entity and his daemonhost "friend" becomes afraid of Eisenhorn as he starts laughing
>>743264637Cadia's destruction with a focus on how based the guardsmen werechairon's last stand so his death isn't just a footnote in a community post
>>743259435That's because you are a shart skinned jeet.
>>743252176>Why do these great looking dudes settleshe's normal. that's what you usually do.good-looking broads are unhinged on so many levels, most of all: high demanding, to show off they are superior (by getting a status man of all things lol; ergo 0 work really put in) and like to lowkey lord it over other "simple" people i'm not really sure about athletic chicks. they are a mystery to me. they probably aren't as demanding as classical broads but probably so run through that you can tell she can't connect with anything or can ask for anyone. Henry is not really athletic per se. short limbs, short arms, somewhat smaller hands (smaller dick) etc. afaik athletic chicks are pretty easy going due to all the sport, but that easy-going goes in every which way Henry just wanted to coast on easy till the finish line. at the end of the day, almost every chick will unhinge (even in terms of: no i don't want any sex, go somewhere else for that) but you want to minimize the probability for any type of weird scenario
>>743299982>smaller hands (smaller dick)Is there a known correlation between hand and dick size?
I feel like I teleported to female /v/ because instead of talking about warhammer the whole thread is fawning over one guy and his relationships.
>>743299982>(smaller dick) A cameraman recently focused on henry's bulge and it was a pretty good size
>>743264637Do a Hive City series, that's practically a whole thing by itself. There's so many layers to it that you wouldn't even need to touch anything off planet.
>>743252176She looks fine you faggot. And there's more to a woman than her looks.
>>743246523The fallout show is an unwatchable pile of feces, it's mindboggling it somehow got popular with how fucking garbage it is.
>>743300172>>743300075balls could've gotten bigger due to whatever.insulin resistance, hydrocele etc. he's probably short and girthy. good for him. all i'm saying is, he settled for normal. hopefully lol cause you never know
>>743300491>>743300172the straightest posts on 4chan
>>743300478dumb women will watch anything, all media is made for them vapid roastie, this show has no chance, they’ll pack the writers room with jewish cunt morons
>>743246523Bro fuck off. The fallout show is trash.
>>743246416Video Games?
>>743300478>it's mindboggling it somehow got popular with how fucking garbage it is.Perfect adaptation of the games then.
>>743257121Wh40k is normalfag?
>>743252176She looks great to me. Very wifely.
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>>743246416>Ruined Superman>Ruined Sherlock Holmes>will now ruin 40kWhen will his reign of terror end?
>>743299535Maybe i'm just old but she looks cute to me.
>>743289141>oh you dont know what the material Darth Vaders left gauntlet is made out of? Guess youre not really a fan.Cortosis?
>>743251719Why does he have a bulge like the new Marvel Rivals Captain America?This looks shopped to be honest, him swaggering around with his shades and his backblast hair alongside his gray mouse Becky wife as she timidly looks down. It's like an IRL chad vs virgin meme.
>>743246523Kill you are self
>>743300910this
>>743301146>she timidly looks down.Anon she is looking at her child
>>743249459And none will ever be a woman
>>743250067Cuckstodes
>>743274124But from the start it's been repeatedly heavily implied the tyranids are refugees from another galaxy
>>743301329I know, but the way the photo is composed prevents me from thinking about anything other than a konichiwadude hanging head.
>>743246992>>743249459>>743256746>>743259989>>743291784>retards so completely disengaging their brains they just believe that's also Cavill on the rightIt's obviously not, blindtards.
>>743295025>MI: Fallout was pretty good and wasn't a flop but yeah that's the exceptionRewatching that movie, he doesn’t do a lot of talking in it, and whatever line delivery he’s afforded is wooden, flat and fucking terrible. And that’s when the director isn’t shoving him into the background of every scene he’s in. Seriously, if you ever give this movie a second watch, just count the number of times he’s just hovering off to the side or behind all the other characters, with nothing to contribute to the exposition and dialogue offered by far more important players in the story. I’m starting to suspect McQuarrie either realized Cavill’s shortage of talent late into shooting, or edited the film to reduce his presence to mitigate how intrusive or distracting his bad acting is.
Lore status?
>>743252176attractive Hollywood actresses are probably insufferable, so good on him for picking someone more down to Earth.
>>74330078040k is video games.>but muh models!Shove em up your ass.
>>743301575*Rapefugees.
>>743246523Having seen the average Warhammer fan, being turbo autistic about the lore is the only way to even have a slight chance of success. Of course it will never be enough so there will be much screeching about anything not 100% right to muh lore.
>>743259435You mean he looks normal?Anything browner than that is easily into nigger territory
>>743246626>cant stand this grifterlol brown
>>743246912That image is photoshopped to hell and back. He's still a good-looking bloke, and anyone trying to convince us otherwise is just assmad.
>>743265759Gaunts Ghosts - each season is roughly one book.
>>743246912>Henry isn't reacting well to the LA air!
>>743295129Amazon isnt going to let some dude who has never written, produced or directed anything have significant influence over a multi hundred million dollar production
>>743246626Lmao this faggot is fucking SEETHING! U mad Chad Cavill gets pussy and you don’t? U jealous, fag?
>>743306574As much as you would like to think that there is this hyper Jewish zionist organization inserting woke ideologies into everything you watch, there isn't one. Production houses don't control the writers. The writers are woke by their own choice and the show runners are the entities responsible for choosing them.
>>743306574any random person with passion is better than some nepo kike
>>743306574that doesn't explain rings of power.
>>743299982I am a slob and have dated an athletic when I was younger. She was sweet, but the thing about dating sport chicks is that the relationship happens at conditions of the sport, not other way around.
>>743257241I still think they're doing Eisenhorn, would explain why they are holding back Pandemonium and Cavil does kinda look like Gregor. The face paralysis thing would also fit Cavil since he isn't particularity expressive as an actor.GW knows that this series is a make or break it moment for them. So they're being very careful not to fuck up. If the normies like it they can become the next star wars.
>>743306879that’s what sag-aftra/wga are, they’re structured to pack the crew with as many jewish communists as possible
>>743308354There will never be a conclusion to the Eisenhorn, Ravenor, Bequin series. Dan Abnett doesn't know how to wind it up. It is thus not going to happen.
don't careastartes II will blow whatever this shit is out of the fucking water
>>743308558Astartes II will be 15 mins long at best.
>>743308493Pandemonium is finished, GW's holding it back.>The delay for Pandemonium is because of the potential lore impact it’s going to have on the setting – and is due to Games Workshop wanting to get the lore in the TV show totally settled first. They apparently don’t want to end up having some of the potentially galaxy shaking events of Pandemonium contradict what they lay out in the show.He even says the TV show is to blame.
>>743258521It literally is a tabletop strategy game franchise. It's like saying Star Wars is a video game franchise. This whole thread is a farce and for total retard faggots who do not belong on this board.
>>743251719Why does my brain think thats Fassbender
>>743264637Just the explosion of Cadia on repeat for 18 episode 60 minutes each
>>743308773Both Star Wars and Warhammer are very large multimedia franchises. You being too autistic to understand this concept is not a fault of the rest of the thread.
>>743308749How tf can pandemonium be of any consequence if they already happened in the past? It already know that Eisenhorn gets chaos corrupted and is put down by Ravenor.
>>743281139>10. Orkswaaagh on you crazy bastards
>>743249459/v/ is the faggiest board on 4chan
>>743309227thats fit
>>743309057Either something relating to blanks or a cameo appearance by Big-E or a primarch would be my guess.The title might be a reference to the og pandemonium from Paradise Lost as well, so maybe they go into the warp and meet corax or some shit.Or it's John Gramaticus making a comeback since it's fucking Abnett.
>>743264637Dark Crusade campaign as seen through every faction leader. Protagonist and screentime keeps swapping between them so we see their characters fully fledge outfeaturing funny orc comedy
>>743300172are you gay or a woman? typically the size of a "bulge" says nothing about the size of the dick, especially erectholy shit its basic biology
>>743309412Valdor or Rogal Dorn perhaps. I still don't think it would drastically change anything.
>>743309656Valdor's already back as the king in yellow.
Just fucking make a Helsreach miniseries. Foids already like the boylan fan movie and that's probably the best standalone 40k movie that's ever been made
>>743308605Worth it.
>>743246523Solid bait
>>743306435he needs to go back to armenia
Lore guarding status?
He probably has to block shit ideas every day.
>>743300075No, the only reliably proven correlation of a physical attribute and dick size is height. Though it should be noted that even though it does exist, the correlation between greater height and larger dick size is relatively minor.
>>743264637Surf Dracula style where it's scheming and intrigues with some Marines on Earth and lots of OC women characters that take up more time than the established characters (like Daredevil)Then in the last episode the Marines get launched to take out some Necrons.That's what we're getting.
>>743251719>You will never have henry cavill's childWhy even live
>>743246416they have to wait for the woke shit to go away before doing bad ass shit with Henry
Good. I'd rather watch a lore guarded series when it's ready than have it shat out before its time.
>>743306879>A notoriously corrupt, nepotistic, incestuous jewish clique is just gonna hire writers and directors at random regardless of whether they support the agendaRight.
>>743294396This was him in Poland just a couple of months ago filming Highlander, some fan gave him a box of Custodes.
>>743315592From another angle.
>>743315654the average plastic crack addict
>>743246416>Trying to make a live action show about an IP that is deliberately, bombastically retarded>Not only that but in the current atmosphere of the ongoing decolonization revolution destroying america to make way for eat ze bugsEven if by some miracle they get an actual writer to work on it, its going to look hilariously stupid. Which is probably why its taking so long. No one can figure out how to make armor designed to be easy to paint on figurines look good with Henry Cavill's tiny head sticking out of the neckhole, while he keeps insisting the armor design has to be faithful to the game, not realizing how fucking retarded that looks.
>>743316978>Not only that but in the current atmosphere of the ongoing decolonization revolutionIt was real in my mind.
>>743317162>Its not happening, its not real, just get excited for next productYour hebraic mind sorcery doesn't work on me Mortimer. Its too late. How about conjure up some fucking bagels for us instead.
>>743246912he is british and white, so it tracks
>>743246972How bout you fucking kill yourself
>>743246912Is that Zack Snyder?
>>743317874It's also no true>>743315592>>743315654
>>743252176Feelings influence how you view someone
>>743256521A Fall of Cadia series could be fucking kino, starting with a drama that devolves into full-on clusterfuck with Creed hidding titans behind bushes and Abaddon having another melty.
>>743256521>Do you do an anthology show? Hopping around different races and times?Yes? Hammer and Bolter would have been good if it had more than 2 frames per second of animation.
>>743324361>Does he know
>>743324361Hey guess what? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQwGg1hwtX0
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>>743300491hey I had this before. Can confirm it makes your balls the size of canteloupes and they bounce around a lot and it's extremely uncomfortable. Made my bulge look insane though seriously, watch your carb intake folks
>>743271242That sounds like a much better show. But of course, it is going to be cape shit melodrama with a focus on a few specific main characters. Also, don't forget that the main cast of characters is going to be diverse beyond belief.
>>74324641640k is poised to be the next big thing with normalfags desu. its only going to take one good tv show or movie.
>>743246523kys, tr00n
>>743264637Inquisitor Johnius Bravo travels the galaxy flirting with hot xenos women while punching the ugly ones
>>743246912They literally edited that shot to make him look worse by the way
>>743329928also more importantly, it is Getting really really popular with asians, CHinese have always fucking loved it and GW has been pouring more support for them every year, the 40K presence has been slowing growing in japan, and the Koreans who have for quite a while had a extremely big internet fanbase for 40k Recently are now getting a GW store to extreme success.also altho with no official support the vietnamese are also surprisingly big into 40k and have been demanding more support for quite some time.
>>74325652140k has an absolute shitload of vignettes already written, that would be easily converted for something exactly like that. They're all over the books, and have always been all over white dwarf as well.Example: take something like this, and you've got a solid Ork episode. There's shit like it for every race available, ready and waiting for screenwrite adaptation in bulk.
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>>743331886I doubt GW is keen to adapt anything that can't portray contemporary post fall of cadia lore
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>>743315654Skinhead in the back knows whats up. Plastic crack is a terrible sight to behold
>>743264637They need at least one episode for each chaos god explicitly showing what happens when a society falls to chaos. Do a feudal world if you, pleasure - got nuts. But make the reality of chaos clear, no pussy foot around anything.
>>743331765>also more importantly, it is Getting really really popular with asiansis that why we got the asian sidekick in spess marine 2?
>>743331886>>743331971>>743332031>>743332090>>743332162>>743332234Great read, thanks.
>>743252291>t. Henry Cavill
>>743246416Give me Henry Ciaphas Cain where he ignores foids and just looks at their tits the entire time>Damn those are some titties>Ah fuck I have been assigned another suicide mission
>>74324918040k lore changes every fucking weekend in stupid ways.Just yesterday I learned that apparently grey knights are supposed to kill the emperor (what the fuck lmao) and the emperor is a chaos god now???Tomorrow space marines might be retconned, and the day after orkz might have females (again).
>>743335553They never left, friend.For me though, its River Troll Hags.
>>743335553The emporer might become the dark king when he dies. If that happens he will BTFO all the other chaos gods and then who knows
>>743335553>>743335934Also this is like 20 year old lore
>>743336031Dark king shit is from 2019 nigger
>>743336071>>743336031And the revelation of the terminus decree is from like last year. Its only been referenced once, as far as I know.
>>743336031>Also this is like 20 year old loreNo it fucking isn't.If you said 'Grey knights are supposed to KILL THE EMPEROR' when they were first introduced people would point and laugh at you lmao.
>>743336236Aren't the grey knights only suppose to kill big E if it turns out he is turning into the chaos god?
>>743336282If he ever gets off the throne they are supposed to kill him.
>>743336317>Implying they could even if they want to
>>743249180>and other shit I made up
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>>743256521Eisenhorn, can be used as a test-bed for other things like the visit to Cadia, if it's well received then you've got some imperial guard slop (probably more abnett stuff) put in
>>743305520No shit anon.The guy is a nerd but>handsome>fit>not shut-in>not broke>social enough that he's willing to talk about his hobbies with people that are unfamiliar>actually has girls wanting himEveryone's mad because he's either>living the life they wish they had>not living up to the stereotype>exposing normies to their super sekrit no cooties allowed hobby
>>743340052Everything else is correct there, but in this same thread you've got plenty of people complaining about the changes that've come with greater exposure, too./v/ wants gatekeeping, but not when it comes to celebs(famous people with more reach to expand a hobby's awareness than anyone else,) I guess?
>>743333068>Malal/Malice episode is in black and white with a muffled soundtrack
>>743340691More like /v/ is retarded and thinks decay or entropy doesn't exist. It's impossible for [thing you like] to go bad if it's just all the same people circle jerking, it HAS to be the fault of people outside the hobby insisting on changes.Mind you, I'm not saying that the notion of outsiders pushing change and therefore ruining your hobby is an absurd impossibility, but rather I'm saying that all your interests and hobbies are primarily a capitalist product and as such the people behind that shit will toss anything at a wall to see if it sticks and makes them more money.
>>743340691Eh, as an old fa/tg/uy, there were a shitload of changes over the years way before Henry Cavil got interested. GW was doing this anyways.
>>743341249>outsiders pushing changeVampires ask to be let in
>>743289813Why the fuck do rich pedophiles always have that dead ass look in their eyes? They're not human what the fuck man
>>743342865Because they have no soul.
>>743342190Oy vey
