>Message from Dr. Grant.
>>743248121>No more messages from Dr. GrantThis one bothers me a little.
>beats cancer>die anywayGod is a nigger and he will pay
>Message from Dr. Sattler :(
That's the end of magic...
>>743251437Based Merlin friend
>>743248702time to be a jrpg protagonist
>>743248625He was jewish BTW
ALAN!
>>743252397For me it's the old JP The Ride game.https://youtu.be/HGeQHytlJ4c?t=1179
DINO RAMPAGE
The PS3 games stopped holding him hostage
Where he's gone, he doesn't need eyes to see...
>bonks you with a batNot so tough now, are you?
>>743248121Vax claims another one
>>743252785>does gymnastics in your path
>>743252326Why lie?
>>743254642
>>743252326one of the good ones
>>743252873Message from Dr. Faucci
>>743248121JPOG was literally a mining operation with dinosaurs as a front.
>>743255543It's interesting how Jurassic Park 3, for how hated it was, was the only one that actually respects the raptors.
>>743255543These days you need a CGI double for that.
OH MY GOD! FUCKING DINOSAURS!
Dino Crisis and Turok: Dinosaur Hunter were pure dino kino.
>>743248121I guess nature didn't find a way.
>>743257891It's life you double nigger. LIFE UHHH... FINDS A WAE.
>>743248121Any fellow Millennial watched first JP in 1993 in theater as a kid?It was fucking magical.
>>743258437I wish I could have. I was born a year later.The 20th anniversary in IMAX was so good, though.
>>743257037JP3 to me is way too overhated. But the criticism it gets is warranted. The obnoxious family ruins it obviously. Eric surviving for MONTHS on a predator infested hellhole because he was a boy scout over summer vacation is absurd. If I had to rewrite the script it would be he survived because of his stepdad whos alive but dies halfway to the pterosaurs in place of Billy. Billy sacrifices himself to delay the raptors.
>>743257037first you're implying the second movie disrespect 'em which it's no true as they are usual lethal motherfuckersif anything it's the third movie that goes even way more on the bullshit edge of things with the wonky communicational thing and all
>>743258504I was 7 year old and big dino fan even before movie. Couldn't believe what I saw on the screen, people too. Not even Matrix, LOTR or Avatar blow me away this much.
>>743258437I was 5 and forced my parents to go watch it because I fucking loved dinos. I got super scared and cried.
>>743258437I did, Lost World too.
>>743258437Yes and then we ate at McDonalds.
>>743258692TLW does disrespect them, because they're these lethal predators that can take out a bunch of guys with guns one moment, but then totally act retarded in from of the main characters for no reason, to the point of them getting killed by a little girl then fucking off for the rest of the movie.3 actually making them as intelligent as Muldoon described them and having them able to represent themselves as a pack and family unit that can work together and communicate effectively is way more interesting instead of a bunch of psycho slashers that can be destroyed by children. You're wrong.
>>743248702i'm sure it was exhausting so its not much of a stretch. he was already very old (78)
>>743248121
>>743258963NTA, but to be fair all the guys with guns they take out can't even see them in the grass
>>743258662>Eric surviving for MONTHS on a predator infested hellhole because he was a boy scout over summer vacation is absurd.No it's not.
>>743258963DESU there was never a moment in the original trilogy where a human effectively kills a dinosaur and its kind of annoying when that persists into the World trilogy...quadrology. All the dinosaurs are seemingly bulletproof, unstoppable abominations who can only TRULY die from natural causes.
>>743252785>apex predator for thousands of years>dies to a lump of rock strapped to some woodMAMMAL SUPREMACY MOTHERFUCKER
>>743259290What was this guy's excuse?
>>743258437I did. Kino, except for the teenage girl being annoying.
My opinion on him changed when I looked in to what kind of man he actually was.Turns out he also always plays the same personality in every movie he is in.
>>743259440>screaming before he can actually see the raptorI mean what I said is still true, even if it's retarded
>>743259383Except for Kelly who very clearly kills a raptor with the power of flipping.
>>743259348>Huitoto people learn hunting, fishing and gathering from an early age, and their grandfather Fidencio Valencia told reporters that the eldest children, Lesly and Soleiny, were well acquainted with the jungle.>Speaking to Colombian media, the children's aunt, Damarys Mucutuy, said the family would regularly play a "survival game" together growing up.>"When we played, we set up like little camps," she recalled. Thirteen-year-old Lesly, she added, "knew what fruits she can't eat, because there are many poisonous fruits in the forest. And she knew how to take care of a baby".Why do /v/ shitposters post things then casually omit all other details? Especially on info that can be easily found. Furthermore comparing it to living on a dinosaur infested hellhole with 7-8 ton predators everywhere?
RIP
>>743258963that's not disrespectthe pack tactics in the long grass scene is a first new example of how much dangerous they arethey are wild creatures whose behavior has logic making them arguably more believable and just as formidablehow intelligent they as they attack the main characters in the camp as in the cabin actually excavating and shita raptor dying because of environment or whatever doesn't change things it doesn't erase the rest of the movieyou can't have a cheese fucking scene compromise that cause you would have to discard the third movie entirely theni understand you're one of those who fellate and assrim jp3 a movie you watched as a child probably the first jp you watched it's ok
In the mouth of madness is the best alan wake film i've ever seen.
>>743259664>learn hunting, fishing and gathering from an early ageYou mean like a... Boy Scout? Like you just said Eric was? On an island filled with shelter and abandoned supplies?
>>743259434Man became the dominate species for a reason.
>>743259440This isn't ETflashlights and walkie talkies =/= guns
>>743259726The point is they lose all credibility in the next scene where plot armor makes them none of those things you described and gets them killed by a little girl before fucking off for the rest of the movie.
>>743259734You can't compare being a boy scout in a shelted environment to actually living and being raised in the forest. Thats like comparing campers to paleolithic hunter-gatherers. For the love of your entire bloodline going back to the Triassic Era, are you getting some kind of sick thrill off of being a dysgenic retard on purpose?
>>743258437Yeah, it was at a birthday party. Afterward, an Indian kid kept shouting “I WASNT SCARED” but he was super scared in the theater.
>>743260258>comparing a 13yo girl to a boy scout
>>743260258Yes you can. You made the claim he's a Boy Scout. He's from Oklahoma where there's plenty of woods and state parks.Just admit you're wrong and truth is stranger than fiction.
RIP in pieces I'm screaming
>>743260161the bullshit gymnastics scene might hurt the raptors credibility in that moment but it doesn't completely redefine how the rest of the movie portrays themthey literally have their big role in the movie ffs gtfoagain because of one implausible scene in implausible movies you would have to discard the fucking third movie entirely gtfo
>>743258437Imeas 2 but my aunt rented and show it to us when I was like 5 or 6. Beautiful memories
>>743248121Godzilla x Kong Supernova is going to be his Dark Knight.
>>743258437I watched part of it in 1994 on a TV in an institute while waiting for the teacher that was teaching us word-perfect.
DEADLOLE
>>743260763Grim
>>743260662>it doesn't define how the rest of the movie portrays themYes it does because all that happens next is Sarah makes another one look retarded and they disappear.I get you're probably TLW's strongest soldier, but be real.
>>743258437I did. I was obsessed with dinosaurs as a little guy, and would constantly rent Godzilla movies and all the Harryhausen shit, and had a stack of dinosaur picture books. JP blew my fucking mind, and while I knew the T-Rex scene was coming because of the TV spots, it actually scared me a little bit. For the next year, it was Jurassic Park toys, school supplies, everything. The wait between the theatrical release (Memorial Day ‘93) and the home video release (October ‘94) was painful. I even asked for a Genesis for my birthday instead of a SNES just because you could play as a raptor in the JP game, which in hindsight wasn’t a great choice.
>>743260763Shame his last movie is that utter dogshit
>>743252326No he wasn't. Irish and New Zealander, went to Anglican private schools growing up.
>>743261030i don't give a shit about tlwyour whole argument is bullshit that's all
>>743261443Then disprove me. You can't.
They really should try and make an action/survival game more or less based off the original movies. Basically something like Trespasser except actually good. Trespasser was kind of a mediocre game that was carried almost entirely by the Hammond voiceovers.
>>743261515maybe cause there's nothing to disprove dipshityou just have a retarded argumentanyway i'm walking offbye cheers
>>743255543>Jeff Goldblums black daughterWhat did they mean by this?
>>743258437I was 1 years old when it released, by I did see it on VHS in the late 90s.
>>743261621I'm pretty sure thats what that "jurassic park survive" game is trying to be, but seems like its in development hell.
>>743261726In the book there are two teens. A black nerdy kid and a white girl who sneak onto the trailer before it leaves. I guess the movie just decided to cram them into one character, and also make her into Ian's daughter.
I long for like a Jurassic Park duology. The first game would take place on Site A sometime after the first film. The second would take place on Site B, probably after Jurassic Park 3. Since Site B seems like the more difficult location, it would make for good escalation.You could explore the islands, and even find some leftover stuff from the films, like the Jeeps that the protagonists of the first film were riding on left behind next to the T-rex enclosure, or the Jeep with Nedry's skeletal remains. Site B could have the remnants of the capture party, like the cages and shit from the second film.
>>743248121>another woke chuddon't care
>>743259932apparently that reason is automatic guns
>>743262097I too desire trespasser 2.
>>743261709>nothing to disproveSo you agree I'm right, thanks. Didn't read the rest.
Look daywalkers was good okay.
DO YOU SEE?!
There goes another piece of my childhood...
>>743248121dude I loved Operation Genesis as a kid
Just play Ferocious and pretend you play as sam neill.
>>743262448Its the best dinosaur park builder. The newer ones and clones have more bells and whistles, but the AI in JPOG is interesting enough to just watch in a sandbox island.
I am the only person that played this game
Anyone else just slightly disappointed by Event Horizon. I didn't see this movie when it was new or grew up with it, but I saw it like 10 years ago.I don't know how to really describe it but it felt like something was missing. I always heard how good it was and wanted to really like it but I thought it just okay.
Anyone here played Scan Command? If nowadays you told a company to release your game alongside a barcode scanner they'd straight up kill you
>>743262805Well, huge chunks of it was removed to keep an R rating.
>>743262805I mostly have a soft spot for it because it traumatized me as a kidthere's bunch that got cut from the final movie that probably would have made a difference but sadly much of the deleted footage is lost for good because it burned up in a fire or something iircalso people headcanon it as a WH40k prequel which I find funny
>>743262805>t. porn addict
>>743262959No, but I did play Dinosaur Battles. Fun little game. I heard the scanner is rather shit, though.
>>743262702Wrong
He actually spoiled the plot to alan wake for me.
>>743263158>least gay /fit/ picture circa 2024
>>743262805They added comedy scenes to it to make it lighter in tone because the producers were faggots.
>>743248121at least we still have Brice
I re-watched Jurassic Park in his honor today, the T-Rex reveal still looks like a million bucks 30 years later. How the fuck did the accomplished that
>>743264797That looks like a shop. I should know, I've seen plenty of shops in my day.
>>743264797Gross. Lose some weight, fatty.
>>743264797Spider Man 3 was peak Bryce hotness
>>743264851A mix of practical effects and CGI.
>>743252326why?
>>743262805probably the only good movie paul ws anderson ever directed
>>743257891But Carlos, life did find a way...to it's death.
>>743258437>watched it in 2007 on TV when i was 6 years old and watched the rest of the OG trilogy thanks to my dad's dvdsEven with it's flaws, i still find the OG trilogy miles better than the new one.
>>743260763Are they going to license more Toho monsters for Supernova? I love Mothra but it was kind of a let down when she was the only other monster to show up in the last one. Everything has felt like a step back in that department since King of the Monsters.
>>743262435I played through the Limited Run Jurassic Park collection not too long ago and was shocked to learn that apparently they took out all the faces in the games, as well as censored the bullets in stuff like The Chaos Continues.
>>743263037meds
>>743265279Spacegodzilla is the villain.
>>743258437My Dad took us to Software Etc. after watching it and bought picrel, After Dark faggots can't comparehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYa7kzgqyII
>>743262702I played it for 10 minutes before going back to Red Alert, a demo came with Windows 98, and barely ran on the target CPU for Windows 98 (Pentium)
>>743266617>Brachy's neck just STRETCHES to eat the leavesMan, got a good chuckle out of me.
>>743265279It's going to be Spacegodzilla, which is at least a step up from Lanky Kong and generic Monster Hunter boss from the prior one. As I understand Rodan showed up at the end of the recent season of that shitty Monarch series too.
>>743258437No but I saw 3 in theaters and loved it despite everyone saying it's dog shit. 2 fucking sucks but I think 1 and 3 are classics.
>>743267010Okay Jeff, as nervous as possible!>...Ian here?
>>743267546That game is pure asmr as far as voices go
>>743262435I never finished this due to it not having any way of saving your game.OST had some nice songs thoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJRtN43kKDM
I'm gonna miss him. Awesome comfy dad but also psycho freak actor.
>>743262805It's missing stuff because of the rating like anon said. And all that footage is lost forever. It's still one of my favorite movies ever despite that.
>>743267915>fully uncut not-warp sequence is stored in a Bulgarian salt mine>completely unusable by the time someone dredges it up Grim
>>743252785>Build 122 screenshotOh hey, I made that mod. Nice to see people playing it!
>>743252785Is she ok?
>>743259932I hope you enjoyed the drum mag HK91's!
RIP Dr. Grant. I remember seeing JP in theaters as a kid and dragging my parents to see it 7 more times. >>743268093IIRC it was already fucked when they found it
>>743258437No but I got to see the re-release in 2013. Good times
>>743248702Don't undersell that he beat cancer. At least it wasn't that.
>>743268271I made melee weapons actually dangerous so that raptor is very much dead.
>>743268456B-but life will find a way!
>>743260258>You can't compare being a boy scout in a shelted environment to actually living and being raised in the forest.The woods where parents take their kids to scout camps are far from sheltered. There's almost always warnings about predators like mountain lions or bears.
>>743268485Yeah well not once their HP pool of 100 reaches zero and they tick down to -100 HP to be dead-dead.
>>743268545
>>743248121Oh my... Which Jurassic Park game is this? I am sure it's from a game I played when I was a kid!
>>743268589JPOG
>>743268589Operation Genesis
>>743268575Trespasser as intended had two stages of 'dead'At 0 HP, enemies become ragdolls and just squeal in pain while losing HP at a steady rate. At -100 HP they are completely dead and are just ragdolls.
>>743268657What an odd system. Why is it like that?
>>743259440Poor editing
>>743259383>there was never a moment in the original trilogy where a human effectively kills a dinosaurIn the original trilogy that's because most (not all) of the dinosaurs were animatronics and having your robot dino toy sustain gunshot battle damage just wasn't feasible with the technology on hand.
>>743259383In World, they had a raptor get blown up by a rocket (which was probably a reference to the book)After that, they stopped
>>743268712To simulate the difference between a crippled 'dead' animal and a dead-dead one.The actual retail game lacks this nuance, once a dinosaur hits 0 HP it just dies silently.
>>743268623>>743268629It's this! My childhood...I should see if there are newer alternatives with those hunting-like missions included, or I should just get back this one.Maybe I can still find it in my house.
>>743269370Closest thing you'll get today is Jurassic World Evolution 3, but it doesn't have the soul JPOG had.
>>743258437It was awesome. And because my parents had divorced recently, I got to see it twice, since both of them took me to the movies!A while I don't remember what my mom thought of it, dad seemed impressed by the dinos, even if he tried to hide it. It was rare to see him pleased about anything.That christmas I also got some of the toys. Sadly never got the NES game, which was pretty good.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5uOWxvVGlY
>>743269431>but it doesn't have the soul JPOG hadI was indeed scared of this.I will write down this stuff and check later. Thank you all.
>>743269431>JWE games don't have a way to lethally take out aggressive dinosaursThe fucking movies show they had weapons on hand to kill dinosaurs, where the fuck are they?
>>743269670Universal has been aggressively trying to de-gun Jurassic for whatever reason. See this post, too >>743265386It's like if they made a game where you put zombies in a zoo but have no way to kill them if they break out and start eating people. These things are supposed to be animals but they act like dangerous movie monsters in the films.
What'd he die of? I loved him in event horizon and in the mouth of madness
>>743269349Still seems kind of pointless. Not like it can do anything.
>>743267915I will forever maintain that movie is upjumped direct-to-video slop, and Paul WS Anderson is king of the hacks. >What if we mixed Hellraiser with Alien? GENIUS!
>>743269670>leave a t-rex and pack of raptors out of containment to mercilessly attack an eat guests for years >park still has 5 stars and an infinite number of families filing into to brave the food-court t-rexThe proper way to discipline and execute your dinosaurs is by constructing the thunderdome.
>>743269878The dinosaurs also immediately start killing guests even when well fed, for no reason.Rexy attacked the cars because they were shining lights at her and she wanted to attack something bigger than a goat.It makes no sense that a rex would just start gulping people down when well fed.
>>743269370>>743269431There's actually a pretty neet GBA version too. It's a very odd and fun game for what it is. It's pretty impressive that they where able to make it as good as they did.
>>743269953It makes the dinosaurs act more like real living things.Animals don't just drop dead without a brain-shot. They get crippled and bleed out.
>>743270056It's a videogame. No one cares.
>>743270090>no, don't add small details that enhance the experience, make it as lazily as possiblefaggot
>>743269956>this actor just died>perfect time to air my nonsensical petty opinions about the movies he started in for attention What causes shit like this?
My cousin, brother, and I used to play this
>>743270148The system is redundant in Trespasser. >The dino is dead! >Ok, not really, but it basically is!
>>743264851I wanted to but my kids are too young to be watching it and no time for it alone. I'm gonna miss this guy so bad. I kept checking up on him over the years since his cancer diagnosis. It's such bullshit that he made it out alive only to die a few months later. It's so unfair. Also really scary for me as I'm about to get my diagnosis (looking like salivary duct carcinoma not a good one) and I'm exactly half his age. Life can be tremendously unfair at times.
>>743268212Oh shit, really? Well I really enjoyed the mod. I appreciate you restoring all of the game's cut content, and fixing the melee weapons. It's fun bonking dinos on the head.
>>743269956Fair enough, but it's easily one of my favorite movies of all time, and I'm not even a wh40k guy.
>>743269996They're pent up. They've spent their entire lives basically being the dinosaur equivalent to the guy in Oldboy, spending 15 years locked in a hotel room with his only contact with the outside world being a TV and an unseen person sliding food through a slot in the door.
>>743270224Godspeed, anon. I'll pray for you.
>>743270191Please tell me when I insulted Sam Neil? I said the movie was overrated, and the director is a hack. The movie sucks, he's maybe one of the few redeeming things about it. Plenty of good actors have been in crap movies.
>>743270383Thanks man. Fingers crossed it's early stage so they can just rip it all out and that will be the end of it. If it's spread then that's that.
>>743270224Best of luck, anon! May meme magic aid you!
>>743269878>aggressively trying to de-gun Jurassic for whatever reason.That is a big plot point in the book. They hired Muldoon as a consultant, and he insisted on a small arsenal of high grade military weapons. Hammond told him to fuck off because each dinosaur was a massive financial investment and they didn't want anyone shooting at them. They compromise with the fuck huge shotgun and a rocket launcher that shoots tranquilizer darts. Both of which muldoon puts in the gas Jeep because he has a bad feeling about the first dry-run of the park with guests. The problem is that this is the same Jeep Nedry steals to drive to the docks. Muldoon has a whole subplot where he deputizes Genaro and they drive around the island trying to herd the dinosaurs back into containment, and their first mission is to find the jeep with the only guns on the island.
>>743270641That Muldoon and Gennaro subplot was such a good part of the book.
>>743270641yes but that's a narrative reason of hammond being a cheap bastard which is not the same as current universal wanting to have its cake and eat it too by treating dinosaurs both as normal animals who should be respected and horror movie monsters that murder hundreds the very first second they can
>>743264851>How the fuck did the accomplished thatVery little of the T-rex is actually CG, a lot is animatronics, and the big scene is at night in heavy rain which makes it even easier to hide the practical and digital effects. The movie was also going to use stop-motion for the effects until almost the last minute, so there were a lot of reference and test footage from Phil Tippet that was used to make the dinosaurs feel more weighty and alive and just floating pasted in cartoon monsters.
>>743259609You know he's not Australian right? This is some high tier shitposting on his behalf and a New Zealander
Did the game with the pajeeta get silently cancelled?
>>743258437The first time I watched it as a kid was on VHS, I would always tell my parents to skip all the boring talking and get straight to the dinosaurs.
>>743270759It was always my favorite, and over the years they mined pretty much everything from the first book EXCEPT that. I really will never understand why no one else wants to make dinosaur movies. So many things you can do besides dinosaur theme-park goes wrong again, again.
Took him on many backyard adventures.R.I.P Dr. Grant.
>>743270921Nobody knows anything other than the fact that Saber has an absurdly full plate.
>>743270224>too young to be watching it and no time for it aloneyeah, there is legit horror segments in it, i wouldnt want young kids to see that. it scared me when i was younger as well
>>743268093wasn't this supposed to have made some producers vomit on seeing it
>>743270979>I really will never understand why no one else wants to make dinosaur movies.They make them. You just don't hear about them because JP casts that big of a shadow.For example, here's a flick (which like JP is also based on a book) about dinos in 'nam that came out last year.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_unm5L1sj4
>>743248702Americas airborne bio-weapon, Corona, is going to kill us all. Doesn't matter if it gives you cancer and you beat it, as it always finds a way to kill us in the end. This shit is still spreading around, and mutating from one carrier to the next, as it finds ways to break down and destroy humans organs and cells on the inside. You're going to notice a lot of younger people aging terribly fast in the future, and many who dies at an early age. America really has doomed all of mankind with this shit, and it should NOT go unpunished!
>>743270214I had the demo disc that had some of this and Dino Defender. I remember it also having links to the Jurassic Park Institute, but that website died long ago.
>>743248702Cursed Nazarene
>We will never get to see the original uncensored uncut release of Event HorizonFuck this gay earth
>>743270921They still post about it on their IG. When it's coming out? Nobody fucking knows
>>743255543>let’s make the black person swing like a monkey on the barsWhat the FUCK did they mean by this?
>>743257891I'LL FUCKIN' THROTTLE YOU, SPICLET
Whys it always the ones who bring us the most joy who die first? I mean I don't know the guy beyond his work or care about his personal life but he didn't seem like the usual crop of Hollywood sociopathy and derangement.
I'm still pissed that they didn't let roland kill the raptor in jp2 to save the protagonists lives after he came to terms with being bested by the trex in the script FUCK
>>743258437Nothing has come close to being that impressive. Kids don't understand, this movie looked 1000 times better for 90's standards than any modern movie looks today
>>743260371Trying to defend his izzat at such a young age. Impressive
RIP to a great onewe really do need more dino crisis games
>>743273334I guess I took Alan for Granted.
>>743273379Because the ones who don't die young are being kept alive with (metaphorical) devilry. Humans really aren't supposed to live to 90s and beyond, but organ transplants and stem cell harvesting can keep a demon running for decades. Needless to say, they tend to NOT be good people who bring joy to others. They only care about hoarding wealth and playing God, so they have the tools to prolong their own pathetic existences while they let the actual good people die off out of jealousy and spite.
>>743265386You just reminded me that one of the better SNES runnanguns was a Jurassic Park gamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FggOnzJlZIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZq9QlXNp3khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFLuuznQ7po
>>743258437Yes and I got the command center playset for Christmas that year
reminder, this is your prize for beating the Jurassic World game for PS1 100%https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhUddRLDIh8
>>743248702I think they kinda lied about him "beating cancer" if he's dead.
>>743258437Yes, I did that Summer. At least twice if I recall correctly. If not 3 times.Got the SNES game and Genesis game to play as well.
>>743275460>YOU ARE A DINO FAGwtf????
>>743258437All I remember is the raptors in the rain eating newman, it was scary. I haven't seen the movie since 93 nor have I seen any of its sequels.
>>743258437I played the genesis game before I ever watched the movies. I don’t think I even watched any of the movies until 99 when some channel on tv aired them on a marathon. I wasn’t really into dinos much, but they were fun movies. 3 was my favourite cuz of Julianne Moore, I had a really big crush on her
>>743275460>beat game>as a reward, famous actor tells me to have sexWow. Thanks game.
>>743262805This movie made child me absolutely shit his pants. It was terrifying. I could only manage to watch it again as an adult.
>>743270224Anon, may you get better.
>>743267836https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXEwntBK_9IThis one is better.
When I was a kid I dreamed of playing a semi-open world semi-linear fps with dinos set on not-jurassic park, with jungle areas and bits of human outposts and research facilities built on top of the jungle. It would be stalker with dinosaurs basically.
>>743275528Pussy ass cancer had to call in help, that's bullshit and you know it.
>>743259383With how much they're leaning into the genetic part of the Dino plot, my headcanon is that they were all developed to have very resilient skin or some shit like that.
threadly reminder
>>743269878Weird since they gave Pratt a big old 45-70 lever action in world, don't recall if he ever actually uses it though
>>743258437raptors scared me so much as a child cause they can open doors, they're super fast, they want to eat you, and they can jump high.
>>743276553holy
>>743272074Funny way of saying China.>inb4 Fauchi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Z5DXkC2t8kDinosaurs will always be scarier than any made up horror monster because they were actually real could not be reasoned with and could have killed you like it was nothing
>>743255543Gymkata-esque shit
>>743280363We like to think of our world today as being "full of life", but the reality is that it pales to the biodiversity and lifeness that existed during the dinosaur's time. The only reason why such gigantic creators could exist was because the planet was undergoing an explosion of life and energy and oxygen that allowed it to happen.Current Earth has a fraction of that potential, so things can't grow nearly as big.
Never forgethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSANgjen0pE
>>743280965>when the old man yellslmao
I had the stupid as fuck tiger mini-console where you had to dodge raptors.It looked so rad but the game was meh outside road trips.
>>743261951Yeah but they could have cast a mixed girl to make it believable, instead they cast the blackest looking girl possible
>>743262805Read the novelization. It's the movie without all the hokey cheesy parts
>>743255543this probably sounded a lot better on paper, but it was shot in a way that didn't flow very well and looked dumb
>>743264884low test
>>743268629>diagonal fences in the cover art>can't make diagonal fences in gameMy only real gripe with this classic
>>743270090>Don't make simulated creatures closer to being real creatures, just have dead-or-not scriptingLameeeeeeeeee!>>743270291No problem, I am glad you enjoyed bonking raptors on the head with various objects.I know the melee weapons are a little TOO powerful but that's the best I can do, the physics engine doesn't really allow for low-damage hits.
>>743285440>Dinosaurs only have shadows in the PS2 version for some fucking reasonI hated the 'lets not make games for PC first' era of gaming.
>>743276276they just meant that you're amazing and cool and should be out there slaying pussy
>>743277623The novel also does not mention feathers a single time. Birdlike bones, sure. But they're very much scaly in the novels and films.
>>743248702You don't 'beat' cancer past 60. The damage removing it causes, ends up with you dead soon enough anyways.A common cold can kill a man of Sam's age, you think recent fucking chemo/radiotherapy won't cause issues?
>>743280041>inb4 FauchiYou trying to get Fauci off the hook or something, are you really that stupid?Of course Fauci played a key-part in deploying the bio-weapon for the US government, and it conveniently happened just a few months after China had been negotiating with the Arab countries to sell their oil in Chinese Yuan instead of American Dollar, which would've caused damage to the American economy. It was so fucking sloppy and couldn't be any more obvious that the US has not only killed millions of innocent people with that shit, but also caused huge economic damages to every single country on this planet, not to mention putting a damn Doom timer ticking down on every single human being on this planet. It's already been confirmed that Americas bio-weapon Corona transfers from parent to child as well, no escaping this shit.