I love redheaded farm girls...
>>743256712The jiggle thing looks so fucking bad.
>>743257549Show us your phat juicy tits so us internet virgins know what it actually looks like.
>>743257976Never mind I just used my autistic clairovoyance and it told me you're a 21 year old Chinese guy in Los Angeles with a name that starts with either R or D and therefore your anonymity contains no titties. You can use this power to, you can absolutely get a ~30% picture of what I look and sound like.
Glad to see the love for redheaded farm girls is still going strong!
>>743256712Her lon lon/romani milkers are not that big and fat and full
>>743258467Where do you think she gets her lon lon milk from each week
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>>743256712Oh yeah? Name 10.
I love Malon's milk!
>>743258879Kill yourself, homo.
>>743258862I can list 5 redheaded zelda girl that start with the letter "M"MidnaMalonMarinMiphaMedli
>>743259178He asked for redheaded FARM girls, not redheaded zelda girls.I don't think Midna is a farm girl, you baka ass motherfucker.
>>743258879>bottom right bottleThe artist is so bad, it looks like AI slop. Imagine paying for this.
[milk production intensifies]
>>743259378I've been saying forever how much AI fags here have zero standards and zero taste.
Literally owes me milk
>>743256712genuinely imagine having a family with malon and waking up to work alongside her every dayimagine being exhausted and joking with her after you're done working for the dayimagine playing the ocarina to entertain the kids while she makes dinnerimagine tucking (You) and Malon's little ones into bed and reassuring them that you and mama will stop any Stalchildren that try to get close to the ranchi work 10 hours a day in the boiling sun like a nigger these thoughts are the only thing keeping me from killing my boss
>>743260578>thoughts are the only thing keeping me from killing my bossget committed before you kill someone
>>743260578Woah there, calm down Malonfag lmao.
>>743260578many are saying this
>>743260703Fucking kill yourself Zelinktranny
>>743256712im being serious, i want to smell her poop and her morning breath
>>743260787Reminder that malon is NEET on disability. He just shitposts all day and collects checks from the government for being autistic. What a scam.
>>743259426>bralol
>>743261415Yes otherwise she woulde be leaking all over her blouse dumbass
>>743260703Can't do that LOLalso what's up with 80% of the malon pics ever posted on here being dogshitit's really disappointing
>>743261602coombrains have zero taste more news at 11
>>743261335Better than being the zelinktranny sitting in a public library shitposting about his failed ship
>>743261335He literally complains about his job all the time the fuck are you talking about
without even looking I just know there is an anti-malon schizo right away
>>743261926>>743261926No that "job" of his is just his volunteer work he needs to keep his medicaid where he shitposts on his phone.
>>743258995>liking breasts is homofucking kill yourself, americunt
>>743262040It's pretty easy to assume that's a futa. I mean a lot of hack artists draw breast milk as thick white paste. like absolute retards but loads of people draw semen that way.
>>743261842>zelinktrannydoes he have a job
>>743262040He's replying to a futafaggot, anon.
>>743262564NahHe's a broke fucking bitch that he has to resort to the library
Why is Malon (or really any character associated with milk) portrayed with fat tits? Realistically Malon would be a starving peasant girl.
>>743262789you have to be a straight male to understand why
>>743256712Asuka Langley Sohyru as a farm girl...
>>743262789Fictional franchise with cute girlshope this helps
>>743262789>Realistically Malon would be a starving peasant girl.Lon Lon Ranch has a monopoly on Hyrule's dairy industry and they raise the finest horses in the kingdom.The family is fucking loaded, they're just humble. Malon's massive tiddies are emblematic of that.
>>743262789Why would she be a starving peasant girl? Milk maids are portrayed with fat tits because it's hot to imagine that they use their own breast milk sometimes.
>>743262789Her in-game sprite looked like she had giant tits. It was possibly just a result of them trying to give her a baggy top that the N64's limitations couldn't render well, but at this point it doesn't matter because it's a self-reinforcing trend. It's like how Cynthia from Pokemon is canonically petite as a board but still gets drawn with massive knockers.
>>743261251bump
>>743262789Mainly what >>743263082 said about the in-game model appearing to have large breasts, in official artwork / remake she's more modest but once something sticks, it sticksIt's helped in no small part by Cremia's hug scene too, and they share the model
>>743262789It's to help reinforce Malon as the mother of Link's future
>>743256712unkept jungle
>>743265849
I prefer redheaded island girls.
>>743260578God how I wish this were real. I even have a fucking ranch IRL and I don't have this.
>>743264698haha yeah that was definitely a mistake haha
>>743266226agreed
>>743266226I genuinely don't know how anyone can argue in favor of any of the other Zelda girls when we literally have a definitive template of what Link is attracted to.
I also really love Malon
God I love big titties and milk
>>743266530What's it like having a ranch?I think a ranch would be nice if I had a redhead girlfriend.It'd probably be better than landscaping.I'm probably gonna flay my boss alive soon
>>743267227Fuck off shiptranny, I just like Marin.
redheaded farm girl love
>>743258792underrated post
>>743262526>>743262604okay even worse, he should be beheaded
>>743258862Ocarina of Time MalonOracle of Seasons MalonMinish Cap MalonFour Swords Adventure MalonRomaniCremiaCucco Lady (she raises chickens so it counts)Minish Cap Anju (she also rears chickens)Cucco Girl in A Link Between WorldsKoyin in BotW (stretching the red hair a little bit on this but it's like a dark auburn red)
>>743259426Isn't it canonical that 1.) Playing Epona's song makes cows produce more milk, and 2.) That milk in Zelda is alcoholic? Meaning, Malon has 90 proof tits.
>>743269150stay based
has anyone ever met a hot farm girl IRL? i have never seen one, I don't think they exist outside of hot girls LARPing as one of them
>>743269760>The modern world abandons and replaces the farm job market with sparsely populated single family farms where massive machines do all the work.>Live Stock are foddered into factory farming.>WTF what happened to the milk maids!!!?Use your brain anon.
>>743262564No. He says he does and he pretends he's going to stop posting when he's getting btfo to go and work but he doesn't.
>>743270856as always. ((()))
>>743270869so he's a disability nigger?
>>743267883It's a fuckton of work and a money sink. I have to run it like a business, and I always get starry-eyed teenagers who fantasize about brushing horses all day applying, only to immediately turn tail when they have to clean all the cow shit out of the barn. I am a smaller ranch so finances are always super tight, especially with faggot big corpos trying to push us out or buy us out (usually offering fucking pennies for our land and cows).All that said, there are days, beautiful days, where I feel the ranch ideal, however briefly. I walk out of my house, I look at my land and hear the cows, and I feel a sense of peace I never knew when I was still wageslaving in the city. It doesn't happen all the time, but it's enough to remind me why I started ranching in the first place.
>>743269402>milk in Zelda is alcoholicNot all milk, only Chateau Romani.
>>743260578
>>743271164Most likely I mean who else in their right mind would be here terminally white knighting a fictional pairing to the point where you're making threads just to image dump and seeing any other pairing sets you off like a rabid MK Ultra victim.
>>743260578Someday anon, someday…
>>743269760Yes, this used to be the experience at any small town college. Just tons of corn fed farm girls who want to give it up as soon as possible. It was a a different time.
>>743271217My single father married a lady with horses when I was a teenager. 99% of my experiences with them was shoveling horse shit
>>743272382Yeah, then inner city niggers started flooding into the countryside, and now all future farm girls are either fat, addicted to meth, or both.
>>743256712>y-you do?
>>743259378blind fag can't differ between JPEG compression artifacts and "AI le bad"
>>743262789>RealisticallyYAAAAAWWN
>>743271217That sucks. I hope shit starts going better for you and that you get a redhead wife to do it with.I fucking despise corpos and I despise the state for financing and enabling them and also I agree with hating the kind of people who only apply for the ideal of work without actually doing it.I already slave away in the sun but I'd prefer to be shovelling cow shit and being a part of something better compared to what I do now which is work like a nigger for some faggot that hates meI'm gonna kill him or poach as much work and money as I can from his customers on the side because I'm full of hatred and even in your situation i envy that you're controlling your own destinyblogpost over here's another malon
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>>743265849warm red field..
>>743271217>only to immediately turn tail when they have to clean all the cow shit out of the barnI mean if they get a wheelbarrow and a decent place to dump it that isn't uphill or something, I don't see what's so bad. Horse and cow shit doesn't stink nearly as bad as other animal's.
>>743268385Am I retarded? I though Malon and Marin were supposed to be the "same" person separated by several generations
>>743275260Marin is a creation of the Wind Fish's dream, anon.I will now use this misunderstanding as an opportunity to recommend Link's Awakening. Very good game. I didn't play the Switch version.
how did we go from thishttps://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=18094883&tags=user%3AJimSplizzimto this? https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=18094901&tags=user%3AJimSplizzim
>>743277732I am not interested in your opinions on porn.
>>743277873>ai generated
>>743269760i knew this really athletic horse girl in high school whose family had a farm and she had an ass that looked just like when the mom in The Incredibles looks in the mirror in that one scene.
>>743256712When I see this character I can only think about the going into games machine post
>>743275260>Am I retarded?Yes. Marin is her own original thing, a dream of the Wind Fish. Malon in OoT is inspired off of her, that's it, same as Talon is inspired from Tarin. Also I don't care if that gay ass timeline says otherwise, anyone who takes that thing seriously is a lobotomy patient.
>>743277732futa vermin should be killed
How do you do my fellow redheads.
>>743277732
>>743279270>i don't care about this thing that has nothing to do with what we're talking aboutCan I interest you in a lobotomy? It might help you stop self-sabotaging yourself by injecting things you don't like into innocuous conversation.
why do you keep spamming this shit?
>>743279440The anon I replied to was literally talking about characters being separated by generations over a timeline. Kill yourself.
>>743279667>mention the concept of time>FUCKING TIMELINEFAGS REEEEEEEEEGet that lobotomy, your behavior is not normal.
>>743279730Seems like you're just upset that I don't like the timeline. It's clear that's what the original anon was referring to. If anyone needs a lobotomy for that tard rage, it's you.
>>743279270Retard just looking for any excuse to argue (and lose) about the timeline unprompted.
>>743279879>projectingLobotomy, suicide, go with whatever brings you peace from your own autism the fastest.
>>743279896Marin is her own thing, just a dream of the Wind Fish that never truly existed. There is no generational thing with her even if I were to say the timeline is a thing. At least think before you slam your face into the keyboard, timeline tranny.
>>743256712I wish that scott falco guy would draw Medli with large breasts like this
>>743274143>Farm Girl Hips>Child Bearing Hips
>>743256712I really like Scott Falcos artstyle
>>743281138It's okay to say you like Malon's big tits.
>page 10Keep it alive shitters.
>>743275260You're probably thinking of pic related.Marin and Malon are only related in the sense that it's implied, given that Link's Awakening takes place after Oracle of Seasons in the timeline and occurs to the same Link (ALttP Link), that Marin/Tarin in Link's dream might have been inspired by the Malon/Talon of Holodrum that he met in the 'previous' game.It's an interesting bit of a reversal, as Malon/Talon in Ocarina of Time were explicitly based on Marin/Tarin from Link's Awakening initially as a reference, but when they were put into OoS which is placed before LA on the timeline, suddenly it's reversed and Marin/Tarin are dreams based on them instead.
>>743283942>weekend nigger is forcing his shitposting in malon threads now
>>743285031>a malonfag who lacks self awareness that they are huge shitposters, only second to imp midnafags
>Enter thread>ctrl + f>"catbox">0/0What is the point of this thread.
>>743287552fuck off shitter
>>743281424I strongly prefer Cremia.
>>743264698KOIZUMI IS THE GOAT
>>743288943Forbidden milk...
>>743288943Bro samehttps://storage.to/2VZQPofiqcatbox/litterbox uploads are currently disabled, it's that wamudraws animation for anyone paranoid about the link
>>743288943She gave me my straight shota fetish, years before I knew what a fetish even was. Majora's Mask doomed my 7 year old self.
>>743287552Catbox is fugged right now
>>743291354Thanks
>>743269402>Malon has 90 proof titsI really like the idea of this.
>>743256712wiggleslop
>>743267680Let me guess: this is a porn animation?Is there more?
>>743279358>FilenameFi's a leatherneck?
>>743297247I would like to see her in an American flag bikini.
>>743256712>>743258194>Malon...after all this time?>Always.
>>743296572No you stupid coombrain. It's just a fan animation. Porn has addled your brain.
How come malon has the special power to hold a thread? threads about princess ruto or nabooru would die in hours, but something about malon attracts these turbo autists.
>>743297606There's no need to be a cunt about it, you insufferable faggot.
>>743297643Well. Nabooru isn't a very popular girl and unfortunately Ruto gets secondaries that just want to caviar post and then leave despite that not being how Zora reproduction works.
>>743264698The more wholesome version of Lara Croft tits
>>743297758>Ruto gets secondariesThe self-awareness of the type of posters in this thread is laughable, anon.
>>743297751KWAB
>>743297758>Ruto gets secondaries that just want to caviar post and then leaveLike malon threads don't get secondaries who just shitpost about lactation and then leave
>>743297832I can't imagine someone getting that upset over a simple observation unless they were part of the problem.
>>743297953>t. malonfag
>>743297556The more I think about the new Snape being black the more I laugh about the situations theyll have to address with him, like being chased around by white people and hung from a tree, and that hes suppose to be ominous looking, how are they going to bring up stuff like that without it sounding racist>"him, over there, the crooked ominous man"Yea the black guy? Does he look ominou because hes black or because what, hes wearing black, like literally everyone else? he just looks like a normal fucking guy now lol. Its going to be hilarious.Also >black guy simping for white woman>hates her sonLike, come on.
>>743297643>ruto
feeding Link for plapping
>>743300012Malon's so proud of her accomplishments.
>>743297643>Princes RutoWe've had pretty productive Ruto threads before>NabooruShe gets introduced too late in the game and as such was never that popular, sadly
