>Return to Ironforge and tell my father that the heir to the Kingdom of Ironforge will be a Dark Iron dwarf.>Whether he approves or not, it shall be.
>>743267119Your franchise's evil fire dwarves:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-DpV57YJCsThe evil fire dwarves she tells you not to worry about:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTFywoAXuQU
>>743267119>Is his grandson>Thinks his brother is long deadI mean yeah? was he supposed to leave it to his brother? gonna leave a city state in the hands of an archeologist with zero people skills or diplomacy experience?
>>743267491>gonna leave a city state in the hands of an archeologist with zero people skills or diplomacy experience?Leave Ironforge to a Dark Iron or your quirky, bookish brother who is nonetheless a Bronzebeard.
>>743267119Actually the healer wants your gloves so I think I'll be taking your head back to him instead.
Dorf game?What is?Is good?Sex with dorfgirls?Gameplay?
>>743267987Anon... it's an AI image of world of warcraft.
>>743267119>dark gray dwarf fucks white dwarf>brown dwarf kid???shouldn't it be light gray dwarf?
>>743267987It's just World of Warcraft.Unless you're talking about >>743267420 which is Warhammer Fantasy.
>>743268382>>743268306UnfortunateDon't know anything about wowWas hoping for a dorf game with dorfwomen sexo
>>743268591You can make cute dwarf women in Classic WoW.
>>743267119>Woman gets kidnapped and mind controlled >Raped by her kidnapper >It is empowering for her to legitimize the kid because that's not what daddy would wantIs that the story they want to tell?
>>743269336You’re the reason why stories are written at a 3rd-grade level nowadays.
>>743269336This is you but for real.
>>743267712That half-breed grandson turned out to be basically Brann but a sissy bitch.
>>743269336wash yer back!
>>743269418>>743269595Ah, I see. They tried to retcon Dagran being evil later on in books and positively endorsed Moira's Stockholm syndome relationship with the murderous slaver who kidnapped her.So Magni and the players were wrong, she wasn't mind controlled or raped, she was just evil and retarded
>>743270105>Ah, I see. They tried to retcon Jesse into having shot Gale instead of the dog as was originally written.
>>743270105It was retconned. The Dark Irons were retconned as a whole around the time of Cataclysm.
>>743267119This looks like a character that would show up in a Shrek movie.
>>743270205It was retconned. Jesse was retconned as a whole around the time of Season 5.
>>743270309The word you’re looking for is “breedable”.
>>743270205It is a retcon though. There's no evidence in classic that Dagran was trying to break free of Ragnaros, all evidence points to the oppositeAnd even if you want to say that the writers always had the later story in mind and it wasn't a retcon, Dagran was still obviously evil. That would make Moira evil and retarded for falling in love with someone with thousands of slaves and who was in a war of aggression with her own kingdom
>>743267420It's not fair.Why does everything nuBlizzard touches have to become lame and gay? Couldn't they do something cool and awesome just once? For old time's sake?
>>743270501>It is a retcon though. There’s no evidence that Jesse was talking about Gale and not a real dog, all evidence points to the opposite.
The only thing that doesn't make sense is the idea that Moira would actually want to go back to Ironforge after going native with the Dark Irons, Blackrock Depths is the best dungeon blizzard ever made and it's not even close and Shadowforge City is fucking cool.
>>743270620I don't know anything about breaking bad, and I noticed that you're not trying to defend Moira's ethics at this point. As I said, even if we want to count what they did as good and legitimate writing, Moira is still a piece of shit
>>743270309>a characterNot really. You are specifically thinking of the ugly stepsister (Larry King) just because she has similar hair.
>>743270826>I noticed that you're not trying to defend Jesse’s dog-killing at this point. As I said, even if we want to count what they did as good and legitimate writing, Jesse is still a dog-killer.
>>743270406Mexican 30 year old woman build
>>743270931NTA but you’ve lost the plot>inb4 you’ve lost the plot of Jesse killing a dogyeah yeah retard don’t bother replying, it’s not like you’re capable of moving a discussion forward
>>743271161>NTA (actually I am that anon) but I’m gonna show up out of nowhere to defend this fag for losing an argument>>outright admission of butthurt>>outright concession
>anon tries to make some dogshit racebait thread about one of the best storylines of classic wow of all thingsthis website has fallen so far
>>743271446That’s literally a quote from the game you retard.
>>743267119Stupid bitch, beat her down and rape her. It's obviously what she deserves
thaurissan was kinda a shit boss but BRD is easily the best dungeon blizzard ever made
>>743268591Original Sin 2 dorfs are pretty sexo, stacked and caster armor has a titty window. But your custom character is the only one you'll see much of.
>>743270501>OMG BUT THAT MEANS MOIRA LIKED AN EVIL GUY!How about you look into love letters for serial killers?
>>743271635The fuck he was. The mechanics there are training for raid bosses properly scaled for five players. The Seven and that gauntlet leading to him are what's shit.
>>743271309nta but what are you fucking talking aboutLike what are you schizoing out about man
>>743267871This should be the canon ending in Classic+
>>743271635Blizzard never really got that people want sprawling dungeons, interactive dungeons. Especially once they decided that dungeons were just a roadbump practice session to raiding.
>>743271635>>743273059BRD type design that forces players to communicate about what they each need and what route can be taken. But with some kind of signposting so that groups not well experienced with it don't get lost and confused and frustrated.
>>743267119why are people still ruled by monarchies despite the populace by and large being smart and educated? everyone seemingly can read and write anyways, never run into an illiterate. at the very least they should have a second world parliamentary system
>>743272461>nta (I am that anon) but I got humiliated and am currently coping hard
>>743274034why the fuck do people still fight with melee weapons when they have guns and insanely advanced engineering?
>>743274034Because they're still pre-industrial.>>743274630Because the big engineering races that produce all this shit have no concept of safety, reliability or user-friendliness.
>>743267119I’m fucking sick of hot elves, why can’t we get more hot dwarves?
>>743274630Try not to be too autistic. It's a fantasy game. The shorter and weaker races are tech advanced because they need to be. What you're saying goes for everything. Why use guns when you can shoot fireballs with your hands? Why fight yourself when you can summon a demon to fight for you? Turn your brain off chud.
>>743274747>they're still pre-industrial
>>743270309I was thinking of Shrek's bartender when I saw the pic in the catalog lol, funny someone else thought of Shrek.
>>743270826Moira was evil, but they retconned her being evil in Cataclysm by saying Dagran dindu nuffin.
>>743274974That was built by one of the aforementioned engineering races who have no concept of safety, reliability or user-friendliness.
>>743275058>Jesse killed a dog, but they retconned him killing Gale instead in season 5Samefag again for me.
>>743275107and they cant pass on their knowledge to other alliance races and that makes them pre-industrial because...?
>>743274630>>743274974Basically, imagine there's a ton of wondrous advanced technology lying around, but it's all hand-made by mad scientists who only built it for themselves and seldom tell anyone else how to use it, and half the time this technology explodes or goes haywire and kills the mad scientist. Would you be rushing to try to adopt this technology over the tried-and-true reliable shit that you already have?
>>743270259What do you mean? The Dark Irons were assholes sure but they were bad in vanilla not out of their own will, but out of forced slavery to Ragnaros.
>>743274823we did get hot dwarves
I don't find Dwarf women attractive, but I would marry a Gnome. Why am I like this?
>>743271557It's all any foid deserves.
>>743268371He is light grey in the game.But he's a turbo autist beardlet.
>>743275278schizo
>>743273059Blizzard saw how many players were doing Scarlet Monastery, but in their cocaine fueled brain fog they decided it's because of the WiNgEd LaYoUt and not because it had the best loot you could get for the next 20 levels.
>>743276437Good boy. Always doing as daddy commands. You don’t have to sign your posts, btw.
>>743267119>uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>743277125aeiou
>>743273059mmos started as "what if you could play d&d in a massive persistent world with thousands of other players over the internet" and ended up becoming "what if i made this other mmo that already exists but with a few changes". this is when the genre died and became worthless.
>>743267119>Same midget filmed from above
>>743267420>Evil turned redeemed via reconciliation>Best shortstacksI'll take Dark Irons over Chorfs any day, thanks
>>743271152>>743280945
Is there any geopolitic stuff left in WoW now? The Amani/BE conflict is gonna get resolved instantly after we’re forced to kill the heckin problematic troll dude who wants to fight against the wholesome elves.
>>743271635Yep, and Ulduar was the best raid.BUT, neither of them are good for grinding, MMO content needs to be repeatable and the 'right' way to play it is to beeline the optimal path, and people will get mad at you if you don't know it already a week after the content drops. Want to go do an optional boss for their rare drop? Too bad, the tank already headed down the main path (or, if you're the tank, half the party leaves the second you step off the beeline) Interesting, sprawling content with lots of pathing options requires a level of coordination that PUGs generally can't manage , so every dungeon needs to be a straight line of encounters interspersed with tank & spank bosses.
>>743280945
>>743280945>evil turned.just call it a heel turn ESL.
>>743267119from the thumbnail I thought it was the ugly bitch from shrek
For me it is the Charduni dwarfs of Scarred Lands (video game adaptation of the setting never ever).
>>743267119Kinda looks like the guy at the bar from shrek
>>743282482kek
>>743282276Someone post the soijaki wazzok pic.
>>743280945>gets enslaved by fire elementals>Literally beneath the orcs>has to be saved by the same people who killed their leader
>daughter burns Dark Iron coal>Bronzebeard name pays the Dark Iron toll
>>743268371>Who's gonna tell Dagran's ghost?
>>743277820mating press
