Fun fact: every game from Japan features a Tsuchinoko in it somewhere
evin minecraft?
>>743270951is there one in pokemon? digimon? dark souls? bloodborne? street fighters? final fight? chrono trigger?
>>743270951I love fat snek.
>>743271218Yes to all
>>743271218>is there one in pokemonYes >Digimon Vitium>Other games Yes but they haven't been found yet
>>743271218Dunsparce, (closest I can guess) Coatlmon, snek monster fellas in the fortress, You got me with this one, Check under your foreskin, check under your friends foreskin, one hides in Marle's asshole.
Chubby little guy
>>743271218>dark souls?crystal lizards
>>743270951>>743271281Soulless cold-blooded animals with no metabolic capacity for empathy that poison and swallow creatures alive will never be cute no matter how many saccharine colour palettes and rounded edges you draw them with. Snakes will always be worthless and killable and it will always be enjoyable watching them squirm and hiss their heartless hiss as I hack them in half with a spade or pelt them with a pistol bullet in my back yard, watching them finally experience for themselves the slow agonising death they have brought on countless other animals without remorse. I wear snakeskin boots every day just so I can walk on them every day
>>743272247those are lizards, not snegs
>>743271218You can't see them because japanese games have a second half that foreigners aren't allowed to play
>>743273429full lost izalith was jp exclusive?
>>743273349Lizards are just sneks with legs.
>>743273332>Snakes will always be worthlessSnakes eat vermin and annoying pests that you would sooner not have to deal with like rats and mice.I even let spiders live because I fucking hate mosquitos and flies more than I hate spiders.
wtf is their problem?
>>743273490that's troon talk
>>743273332that image isn't really a different process than any other leather. like what, how do they think we get regular leather? yeah, you kill a thing, hang it up, and skin it, that's the process
I hate them. Snakes should be long
>>743273332HOLY BASED
>>743270951Uuuh.... yakuza 2(ps2)?
>>743273332BasedT. Lost a pet to one of These cunts
>>743270951Doubt.
>>743273332primordial-esque postthis could be a transcript of something written in the desert 1500 years ago
>>743270951are these snegs real or is purely based in fairy tale?
>>743274748stop buying such delicious critters then
>>743274926Cryptids. Might be real, but no proof yet.
>>743270951Danger???? Tsuchinoko!!! *~*
>>743274926It's just an American snake.
would you secs the sneg anons?
>>743270951>Tsuchinokowhat even is this stupid thing. is it just some jap who save a snake having eaten a rat and thought it was a new species?
>>743274926They're real, I've seen one.
they cute
>>743274926They're real, but they won't be proven to exist until 2035.
>>743270951
>>743273332Only women disagree with this post.
>>743281149>Soma Cruz gets Dracula powers, discovers the tsuchinoko AND has a miko girlfriendThis Spaniard can't stop winning.
>>743270951Can they be good pets?
>>743274926Tsuchinoko real
>>743281390Printer Tittys!!!
>>743273332basedthis but replace snakes with women
>>743273332>swallow creatures alivereality will never match your fantasies, vorefag
>>743270951wtf is up with those evil humans, leave the fat sneks alone
>>743270951What's the origin of Tsuchinoko? Some Japanese dude saw a fat snake and said "that's some yokai spirit shit right there" and told people about, and it just stuck for centuries?
>>743282478Also all the booze disappeared, it was totally the snake that drank it and not me, stop saying it was me.
>he doesn't know
>>743273332This post but with all tranimals
>>743273332There are shorter ways to say you are a pretentious delusional cunt
>>743282861wtf
>>743274926Yes, they are exist in real life. In indonesia they're called 'ular sawit' (not being mistaken with palm plantation python), 'ular kendang', and 'ular buntet'. Search each of those keywords on kektube and see for yourself
>>743283425No, fuck snakes.
>>743282869Rope yourself sharteen.
>>743274926They probably come from accounts of witnessing a normal snake that ate a larger animal.How else would a 'fat snake' make sense
>>743284010>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borneo_pythonThey are fat by default - fat, short, and slow
>>743273332BasedI got bit by a venomous snake when I was a kid and somehow survivedNow, I crush the head of every snake I find
>>743270951You did catch the Tsuchinoko in MGS3Didn't you, anon?
>>743283931I don't arbitrarily hate an animal for just how it has to survive and take pride in the idea of it being killed like a sadistic inbred retard
>>743273332if you have an inherited hatred of cute snakes, it just indicates that your ancestors lived in deserts or jungles where these specific creatures were highly venomous. it also has something to do with a war against reptilian factions as biblical accounts suggest. the fact that not all of us fear snakes imply that reptilians intention were not entirely evil, or was ambiguous at least, as they were kind of prometheus figure after all. the fear of bugs is another interesting topic but that one is related to insectoid aliens
>>743284816Or he's just an edgelord faggot tying to act tough about animals I bet he's not actually killed but has fantasized about to act like a tough guy on a anonymous video game board.
>>743284816>it just indicates that your ancestors lived in deserts or junglesNo, it just indicates their skin shade.
>>743284909or it's just ingrained in our dna to hate and fear snakes. That said snakes taste good so I can see why people actively kill them.
>>743284320Bullshit, cats and dolphins literally kill for sport while dogs or elephants mourn their kin. A wolf spider even somehow understood a human was helping untangle it. Don't say animals still can't actually think anything like us, opening up more possibilities of malevolent behavior.
>>743285353reptiles aren't built to feel compassion or gratefulness. Dinosaurs flourished because they're actually capable of other emotions other than me 'faggy lizard eat, fuck other faggy lizard who share same goal me'. Fuck reptiles, Your group got lucky a meteorite crashed on earth. Hope you like getting fucked by those humans. They're doing a better job cleansing the world of your filthy lineage.
>>743281634Isn't that what they literally do with rodents? Holy fuck, I hate voreshit just because the girls almost never survive. Utterly subhuman.
>>743285353I'm not denying the intelligence of animals, especially since several species of reptiles can engage in play behaviour and sophisticated if primitive intelligence. Just saying nothing to be proud of when comes to animal death and torture.
>>743285353https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aN2H11IZPBAeven elephants stomp on crocs. Lizards are the niggers of the animal world.
>>743285616snakes are pests, I don't feel bad for them if they get killed, just like spiders or other rodents that are beneath keeping around in civilization, humanity's survival over that of an animal is the priority in decision making, anyone who doesn't get this shouldn't be making any decisions about morality or ethics.
>>743285616Shitbulls, chimps or geese have it coming. Those fuckers are 100% antagonistic.I'd only torture if you severely injured my loved ones first.
>>743285908getting mad at shitbulls means you are a nigger that tries to rob a house protected by one, rottweilers and pitbulls are based and keep the niggers out.
>>743285908leave the geese alone
>>743285908I mean I don't have to deal with any of those animals but suppose those are creatures that on average are much more dangerous and deliberate in malice compared to a snake but regardless there's not an animal I wish death or extinction on.
they live in my nans garden. I feed them banana and egg
>>743270951they also love the flatwoods alien for some reason
>>743273429The hidden second half if visible if you squint, emulating a jap pov
>>743271430>Pokémon doesn't copy desig-ACK
>>743287139Palworld brainrot
>>743286679chubby little cutie
>>743274926The Gaboon is the closest anatomically but there is no way the japs would know about it.
>>743271430>VitiumI just looked this up, I didn't know that even the weird non-digimon digimon can become hot ladies
>>743281635look at its fat little tail
>>743273332Who gave a mongoose a laptop?
>>743271430>>743271461>that artist who made a sexy anthro dunsparce shota who fucks his mom all the time
>>743271430dunsparce is my favorite pokemonhis evolution is just a longer dunsparce
>>743285585No?They kill it first because it can bite them from inside if they swallowed anything alive
>>743288903dunsparce evolves now?
>>743273332>poison>tsuchinoko???
>>743273332Basedbasedbased
>>743271218yes and if you cant find it thats cause its really good at hiding :)
>>743273332>self-proclaimed Chad picture >abhorrently retarded, faggot opinionLiterally every single time
>>743285908Imagine being scared of a goose
>>743284816>your ancestors lived in deserts or jungles where these specific creatures were highly venomous.vipers live literally everywhere anon...except for australia, oddly
>>743290497Don't forget the only people saying it's based also being ape brained mongoloids
>>743281635I can't wait for Summer when they start showing up again
>other cryptids>big monkey man (will kill you)>big snow monkey man (will kill you)>big moth guy (will rape and kill you)>big dinosaur fish (will kill you)>normal sized wolf/lizard thing (will kill you)>cryptid Japan>little snake that needs to go on a diet (harmless)
>>743291580someone explain moth man
they should look like this
Yeah well but surely not Castlevania
>>743281586Where can I buy cheap woman skinsuit?
>>743273332Pajeet, even snakes has more soul than you.
>>743273332>Soulless cold-blooded animals with no metabolic capacity for empathy that poison and swallow creatures alive will never be cute no matter how many saccharine colour palettes and rounded edges you draw them with. Snakes will always be worthless and killable and it will always be enjoyable watching them squirm and hiss their heartless hiss as I hack them in half with a spade or pelt them with a pistol bullet in my back yard, watching them finally experience for themselves the slow agonising death they have brought on countless other animals without remorse. I wear snakeskin boots every day just so I can walk on them every dayYou can not afford any of those products, by the way. Same for the other izzat farming jeets that replied you.
>>743289695Yea, it's called Dundunsparce
>>743273576>forgotten animeNo, that's my friend
why are they so FAT
>>743295105Why would OP be Indian for hating snakes? Snakes are respected in Indian religions and have a festival dedicated to them where they are fedhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naga_PanchamiIsn't it in Western culture that snakes are considered evil? Nonsensical desu
>>743273332Snakes were historically the most significant animal for the advancement of human medicine and lifespan
>>743293053There have been some 90% discounts in dubai and Qatar recently.
>>743285198It's deep in the primate brain to hate/fear snakes
>>743289670Snakes aren't smart enough to plan like that. Their instinct is to constrict and the swallow. That instinct evolved for the reason you describe, but it's not like the snake makes a conscious decision to do so or even has an understanding of the why of what they do - snakes routinely swallow live prey and sometimes die from meals that they failed to kill that ate their way out. They'll also sometimes choke to death on prey that's too big for them, or die eating their own tail ouroboros style.Snakes are dumb reptiles.
>>743284909Anyone who's lived in a place with venomous snakes that owns any land or goes outside has probably killed a few snakes by age 25.
>>743273332>>743274634>>743281390>>743282869>>743295105>>743299171Souless, your genetic memory betrays you. Hating cute things that are not a threat or a danger to you is sociopathic behavior.
>>743270951Even Castlevania?
>>743285972Rottweilers are based. Pitbulls are niggers themselves and just as likely to maul your family as they are a burglar.
>>743300919Yes. In Aria of Sorrow. It's soul gives you a discount in shops.
>>743301279>>743281149huh
