I still don't get what the point of this character was
Sex sells, Anon.
She's cute.
>>743275767Nintendo is trying to expand the audience of singleplayer games by having NPCs that simulate social interaction through audio channels (See: Mario Wonder flowers), which is why they made baby Pauline instead of using Diddy KongReal Answer: Sex appeal.
>>743275924BUT WHO'S BUYIN?
>>743275767ugly monkey alone wouldn't make people play it.
>>743275767subversion. You used to save your girl from the bad monkey, now the bad monkey gets a doofy redesign and the girl has to be saved by the monkey. king kong wuz a rayciss movie after all.
>>743275767To appeal to Ninpedos
>>743275767Your existence is pointless as well but here you are
>>743276476but it was also a hot movie where king kong de-bra'd the girl (1976 version)
>>743276610But without homosexuals who would make new threads?
>>743275767feet
Every game needs sex appeal anon
>>743275767It's a wreck it ralph reference.
>>743275767Rare blew like 10 years on a game about a singing loli and big guy that went nowhere and Nintendo wanted to salvage that idea
>>743275767I unironically completely forgot this game existed
>>743277204>RareAnd i mean Retrostudios
>>743275982There's no reason that Diddy couldn't talk. He got replaced because he's never actually been popular, especially in Japan. Nintendo also likely viewed having DK's sidekick be>DK but if he played by Warwick Davisas wasted design space. Moving Pauline back to the DK series and dropping her age also moves her further away from being a Peach clone like Daisy.
>>743277204>>743277264Are you talking about the Retro Studios Kameo ripoff?
>>743275767She's important to the story. Is that really so hard to understand?
>>743275982>NPCs that simulate social interaction through audio channelsYou also see it in Pragmata or Adventures of Elliot.Japanese game = fake vtuber tells you how to solve the puzzleWestern game = MC mumbles to themselves like a schizo and tells you how to solve the puzzle
>>743275767whats with the ritualistic loli shitposting?why do you always use the same variation of the opening post?im a lolifag but i dont understand are you just autistic or is there some kind of spite behind it?
>>743275924>>743275982incel takes
>>743278137You're on /v/, these threads are made by either bots or jeets.
>>743278279to what end tho?
> Young Pauline's existence screws with Mario canon for no reason> Peach and Rosalina are sisters now> Kamek was trapped in a book for yearsThe fuck is happening with Mario
Because they're so caught up on trying to be Disney they had to find a way to shoehorn in some shitty frozen soundtrack. Also her gay ass song in Odyssey is cringe as fuck
>>743278519>Mario canon
Miyamoto is getting old and his brain is turning to mush, which makes people want to make giant retarded story choices and movies, like Kojima. And they have so much sway no one can stop them
I want to see her naked
>>743275767why are 75% of her skins barefoot?
>>743278907it's rude to ride a monkey bareback with shoes on
>>743275767Sex, unironically
huh?
>>743278519Imagine the kind of fartboy that's into "Mario canon"
>>743278519>Young Pauline's existence screws with Mario canon for no reasonDKB Paluline isn't Arcade Pauline. They're two different characters. That's who she's referring to as Grandma during the course of the game.
>>743275924fpbp
>>743278907
The 4chan Genre has just gotten so explosively popular lately. DK Bananza and Pragmata have to be this generation's biggest games.
>>743275767literal stereo-typing.
>>743278519Marvelification. Enjoy your cinematic universe.
Generally Nintendo likes giving companions to their main characters, she served that purpose and was the perfect fit for it
>>743277194I love how Felix is just posing there for the poster but Vanellope is giving Ralph some hard *let's fuck* stare. Damn I love Vanellope so much
>>743278519Mr. Miyamoto hates stories, so he's doing a "fuck-it-all-burn-it-all" with any semblance of "continuity" or logicDon't be surprised that a next game will make Cranky not related to DK at all, retcon Sunshine's debut of Bowser Jr out of existence, and get rid of Toadette and Birdo like they did with Toadsworth, and make Yoshi's species actually extraterrestrials.
>>743275767Marketable+"voice" for the Mute Playable character, like Navi, Tatl, Fi, Midna, FLUDD , Cappy, Etc.
>>743275767Brat correction.
>>743286797Woops, wrong image.
>>743275767Loli feet are important in video games
>>743275767pedobait game for trannies
>>743275767FeetSoft feet
>>743276016>WATTA YA MEAN SHE'S UNDERAGE?>JUST NOT YOUR AGE
>>743287903It's not fair... they stay young forever
>>743278519>> Peach and Rosalina are sisters nowProof that this applies to anything outside of the movie?
