I'm bored and can easily afford the steam machine.Should I buy it and install windows on it just to see people seethe?
definitely
>install windowsmy friend you are thinking too small! You can piss off way more people with much more autism by installing TempleOS on it
>>743284025People dualboot Windows on this and SD to make it work with some games and programs.The real ragebait move is to install macOS.
>>743284025you should buy a suicide kit nigga
>>743284025https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOmE0oHgE5QThis you?
>>743284193That's genius, I should definitely do that>>743284293You'd think but one glance at reddit and twitter showed that the people who actually want this thing are sickened by the thought of windows on it, and many are upset they can't buy one, which is why it'll be funny to do what they would never want to. Mac OS sounds funny too though, but I thought you can't install it on anything but apple silicon.>>743284347Please, I bought one of those forever ago. But what's the point of an exit if you don't have no fucks given fun first?>>743284503I'd never drink pepsi
>>743284025>>743284193do you realize that valve themselves has released windows drivers for it, and that they literally marketed it as a console you can install ANY os on, right?you'd be using the steam machine exactly in one of the two ways you're expected to, why would people seethe when you use the product as intended?
Yeah but buy the 2tb with controller version unless you're actually poor
512GB is tiny, that's like 2 modern games worth of space.
>>743284927modern games dont run on it anyway
>>743284927>>743284891The other options are sold out, the 512gb no controller is the only option available right now. And I already generated some salt from people mad that they didn't get an email to buy one.As for the controller, I already own two of them.
>>743284025yeah, what is extra money for if not for entertainment
>>743284025why not just buy the VR instead? much more benefit.
>>743284025>im gonna throw away $1500 just to make imaginary people on the internet seethewhat is happening to the world
>>743284025buy a steam deck for me instead :)
>>743284025I mean you could but that sounds like waste of time.
>>743284832Google "steam machine windows" and see all the articles saying "why would you want to do that?" And every comment section is full of "The whole appeal is getting away from windows."Remember, these are valve fanboys I am trying to troll, not rational people.>>743285391I'm waiting for a android XR to hopefully become a better platform before upgrading from my PSVR2 that I use for PCVR gaming.>>743285447I only buy hardware for women I intend to fuck, sorry.>>743285497It's only a waste of time if I don't get a laugh out of it, so I think I'll be fine.
>>743284025>get steam machine>install the Rockstar games >gta trilogy definitive is 20$ for all three and is apparently fixed >launcher for rock star on steam machine is god awful Wow. Its really, really bad. Valve needs ro do something about making the launchers officially supported instead of the shitty browser they are
>>743285525>wants JeetLLM powered VR.lmao.
>>743285606Worse than what the steam frame would be, how?
>>743285870programmed by jeets and powered by globohomo ideals, that's how.
>>743285525>It's only a waste of time if I don't get a laugh out of it, so I think I'll be fine.Alright, you do you then
>>743284293Modern MacOS wouldn't work because they went full ARM now.
>>743284025
>>743284193but that would make me cum my pants
>>743286762>>743284193imagine the blow of your load if you installed Arc-Linux, making everyone including trannies seethe.
>>743284025>giving money to Valve/Linux and thinking installing Windows will make people seetheThey already have your money. The Steam Machine has a 25%-50% profit margin.
>>743287273Valve isn't the target, it's the fanboys
>>743284025I think you'll be the one seething because that's gonna suck.
>>743286980why arc linux? I don't know the lore
>>743284025Hey if you have money have you ever considered doing something positive with it?Idk like plantain trees or something
>>743287360But the fanboys are also benefiting from you buying it. You're funding Valve, which is funding what fanboys want.
>>743284025The desktop which I sold a year ago was more powerful than this. DOA.
>>743288051It will sell regardless>>743287995This is going to sound like a joke, but my career is unironically owning and operating a palm tree farm. I have planted more trees this year than most people’s entire bloodline
>>743288592Doesn't sound like a joke I got a small farm 3y ago and all I've been doing is planting fruit trees.I'm broke and very busy so it's been going slow but I have around 30 trees now
>>743287995>planting trees>positivefuck those green bastards. KILL ALL PLANTS
WHERE FRAMEI BETTER SEE THAT SHIT UP ON THE STORE TOMORROW YOU FAT FUCK
>>743288592>I have planted more trees this year than most people’s entire bloodlinethis mfer is improving the air quality
>>743284025Can't you think of anything more entertaining to do with a grand than make a few /v/irgins seethe for 5 minutes?
>>743284025>want a controller with gyro support>check steam controller store page>not available until next yearHoly fuck, guess I should have bought it when I had the chance
>>743289395and what do you need gyro for
>>743284025People dual boot these machines to play Fortnite and Call of Duty.
>Not installing Debian or Raspberry OS
>>743289428gyro is needed for flickstick which is the only stick aiming that doesn't suck; steam controller has capasitive thumbsticks that let you to disable gyro when your thumb is off the right stick which fixes the gyro issue of fixing your hand position
>>743284025why is there no 1TB option
>>743284025You can't buy it. The stock was limited and they put you in an eternal queue.
>>743289586You can just randomly pick a random prebuilt on newegg around the price and get a random system twice as powerful
>>743289707That's a really good deal, look at that discount. You'll be stuck in win 11 home though.
>>743289878you can also find AMD GPU pre-builts for linux gaming.
>>743289878>StuckI got a prebuilt PC with 11 and went right to 10 without any issues.>>743289934It's what I did, but I'm not currently running Linux.
>>743289878It's kind of a fake deal, all leftover am4 prebuild they slapped a 5060 inside, but it's not a bad price for a prebuilt at all
>>743289995AMD prices are around under $2.5k price point which is decent.
>>743284025you can't buy it lol, it's sold out and you have to wait until 2027
>>743290058those are bad deals, i simulated an am5 build the other day for a thread, you can do so much betterI'd change the gpu and upgrade the SSD to 2tb for a few bucks more. Doubling the ram to 32gb would be really costly though
>>743290071and by the time the restock happens it will have gone up in price by at least $200
>>743290138they would be decent gamer PCs if one's coming from consoles due to killing of physical media.
>>743290182>they would be decent gamer PCsthey're 3 to 4 times the price of a ps5. The 2 builds I posted are the same price as a Steam Machine and basically around the same perf
>>743290326dude a current PS5 costs $800, its just double the price and that's acceptable, your builds don't mean shit they expect someone coming from a console to be interested in building their own and having the tools/skills required to make the build. its only viable for those that already have engineering/mechanics background, most console gamers are plebs who can't do such a thing so a pre-built is for that reason more of a reason why its a legitimate investment.
>>743289982Windows 10 is just gimped windows 11.
>>743290431>dude a current PS5 costs $800no?>your builds don't mean shit they expect someone coming from a console to be interested in building their own and having the tools/skills required to make the buildBuilding a pc is super easy, but I literally also posted the $1050 5700x pre-built.The ones you posted are extremely overpriced. Plus you're acting like $800 are chump change.
i like windows 11, all games can be alt-tabbed without crashing no matter how old
>>743290689$1k is chump change for anyone in middle class and if the investment lasts for 5+ years.
>>743290739Ok if 1k is chump change then why even look at prices and debate builds, just tell people to buy whatever with the best perf
>>743290910its called optimization of fun, efficiency and price point... German spreadsheet autism only whites would get.
>>743290951you're not optimising anything by buying overpriced options because "1k is chump change for middle class", you're doing the opposite. you actually sound like a low IQ third worlder (brown)
>>743291015nah, you are just too much of a poorfaggot to get how world works and too unintelligent to figure out how to be stringent with spending to save up more than you spend, I could sit on half of my savings for the rest of my life.
>>743291143dude you're an ESL brown retard, stop replying, nothing you said makes any sense
>>743291268>no its you.you are quite literally the mutt/brown nigger from India if you think $1k is too much. $1k is literally just average rent in west.
>>743284025Why would that make anyone seethe? It's right there on the product page, it's a PC and you can do whatever the fuck you want with it.
