Agent Pea is the high damage output, semi-auto fast firing peashooter from Plants Vs. Zombies Garden Warfare 1 and 2, and when I fight as him on the zombies team, I want to fucking KILL MYSELF. whoever designed the IDEA of this character. AT ALL needs to HANG HIMSELF infront of a live fucking audience. IMMEDIATELY. his death would be a service to the UNIVERSE, and i will grin with joy as i see the LIFE FROM HIS EYES fading away, especially if i were the one doing THE FUCKING KILLING. There is absolutely no reason for it to be doing. 87 FUCKING DPS out of the ASS with NO DAMAGE UPGRADE just because he is A FUCKING SEMI AUTO SHOOTING CLASS. "but he does no splash-" SHUT YOUR MOUTH WITH HASTE! I do not give A SINGLE FUCK! he doesn't NEED splash if you play him like he's SUPPOSED TO BE PLAYED, which everyone does, and which is to be A MODERATELY AIMABLE CHARACTER! you don't even need to land MORE THAN HALF of your shots as an agent pea to get a FUCKING KILL. Agent pea mains are the SCUM of the earth, with their "i have more general accuracy than you do because i play the very high skilled" SEMI AUTO SHOOTER THAT DESTROYS YOUR FUCKING FAMILY! And coincidentally, when I get plants and my teammates are agent pea, you can expect them to do NOT FUCKING ANYTHING with their UNIVERSE ANNIHILATING DPS AND GENERAL PEASHOOTER KIT. They don't even know how to use PEA GATLING, and it's literally THE easiest ability to play in the game. HOW THE FUCK. But when I'm a zombie, it's like albert EINSTEIN is playing a plant and SHREDDING MY PROSTATE with the agent pea's 275 RATE OF FUCKING FIRE! Do you even CONCEIVE the idea of how much agent pea does when you get a crit hit with the ADDED EFFECT of the damage upgrade? 33 FUCKING DAMAGE. that FOUR SHOTS ONE SCIENTIST. who in their FUCKING RIGHT MIND has ever decided that it's a good idea to put such an EVIL FUCKING CHARACTER in the game. YES that means I'm also fucking mad at the SUPER COMMANDO, but no one PLAYS him. FUCKING KILL AGENT PEA!
people play garden warfare?
>>743289626yea FUCK AGENT PEA
