>And that's where the record stayed for almost a decade. Until an unknown runner known as Shitgun Willy came out of nowhere and changed everything
the raped mario theory...
I was groomed by Shitgun Willy on discord when I was 14.
>>743291520I can't believe they actually fixed this exploit in the game.
>>743291739Surely you meant IRC? discord wasn't a thing back then
>>743291520she's shitgun winona now
>>743291520NO ONE CARESactually, who gives a damn some pathetic autist spent 100h of his life on playing a videogame 5 seconds faster than another autist?
>>743291520I have no idea how anyone finds this turbo slop watchable. a retard talking about autistic losers one upping each other with more and more obscure glitches set to the same extremely gay music in every video.
>>743291520*inspirational vaporwave plays*
>>743291845Is Winona a real name?I've only ever heard it from the Hoenn gym leader.
>>743291845It isn't a fetish btw. She transitioned to escape the grooming allegations.
>>743292003>montage of the new tricks and skips zoomed in
>>743292129Watch a movie, holy shit.
>>743291520I have an idea how everyone finds this turbo cuisine watchable. a Genius talking about neurotypical winners one downing each other with more and more mundane strategies set to the same extremely Aryan music in every video.
>>743291520Speedrunning is for --------.
>"Finally, after over 30,000 attempts, Soon2Neck did it, a perfect triple-CanIRapeYouAnaly. The community couldn't believe it.">"And they were right to, because it was fake.">Cut to black screen.>"I'm sorry.">"But that wasn't enough. Soon2Neck was immediately doxed, and killed by the Buck Bumble community."
>>743292184>sudden ear rape from the player having a basedgasm because they played the game 0.2 seconds faster than last time
>>743292272>But what Swallo Cockswill did next >changed>EVERYTHING...Cut to the Mario 64 intro which plays normally untill Mario jumps out of the pipe and stands perfectly stillThe camera slowly zooms in on him and the music swells until suddenly he pops out of existence>Now what Cockswill had discovered was that if you bring your nintendo 64 10,000 feet into the air and fart on it just as mario starts his first ever idle animation on the save the slight change in air pressure changes a 1... to a 0 >But not just any 1, no it was a very special 1. And it was going to be a very special 0You see this specific bit on the Mario 64 cart when changed, brings out Peaches balls...>Now the newcomers to the scene might exclaim "Peach doesnt have any balls!" well thats where you're wrong>To make a long story short early on in developement Miyamoto was apparently obsessed with a now lost to time gameplay feature where all the characters needed to have extremely detailed genitals but this was obviously dropped in the final prooduct. If you want the full story you can check out my full video on the subject on my other channel>Anyways, though the feature was defunct and (Almost) all the genitals were removed to save space on the cartridge for some reason Peaches balls remained in the files>And when Cockswill reintroduced the balls into the game the additiional strain on the Nintendo 64 system causes a slight slowdown. Riiight... HereVideo pauses on the moment mario blinks out of existence>Now here comes the really amazing part, you see when Mario dissappears this is actually the N64 reloading the entire game, BUT, it still allows controller input>And most crucially. Mario has no speed cap...>So if youre fast enough, without making any mistake and taking only 1, 5 seconds you can navigate through every level in the game before its finished loading>And if you do thats when you get thisMario pops back in infront of the pipe and then the credits play
>>743291739That's what tendies do!
