What am I in for?
a painfully mediocre zombie game that had potential but we dont measure something based on that so it stays mediocre
A simp simulator in which you play a female worshiping tough guy who spends the entire game fighting and killing raiders and barely interacts with the zombies and the hordes are basically non existent and you never have to plan ahead how to kill them and only like one location let's you use the environment to kill zombies.It does have very pretty graphics. Woke as fuck though, you go from black dyke camp to LGBT friendly religious camp that gives a speech about how they love minorities. The driving is very chill though but i wish there was a radio, there's just ONE section with music and that's it.
Trash. Here's my review of it
>>743305952Open world the last of us. 8/10
>>743306548The only woman he simps for is his wife and he turns a lesbian straight
>>743305952schizo kino
>>743305952Fun open world zombie shooter. Shame it'll never ever get a sequel because journos hated it due to the MC being a straight white man with a blonde haired blue eyed wife.
>>743305952gay sex
>>743306672>The only woman he simps for is his wifeThe game begins with him explaining he doesn't kill women and he kills any man who hurts a woman and let's a female raider go because she's a woman and even says out loud that if she had been a man he'd have killed her. He makes it a point through the entire game so everyone knows he's a huge turbo feminist.
>>743306672This, the latinx chick would have left the black chick at the drop of a hat if Deacon wanted her back.
O'brian.... O'BRIAN!! o'brian... i swear to god o'brian...
>>743305952Game that you think will eventually reach 10/10 zombie horde perfection, but actually slinks comfortably into its 4/10 slot. Bad characters, bad dialogue, bad story, bad driving.
>>743306838>yeah ok Copeland, sure I'll check it out>*Click*>YEAH? RADIO FREE OREGON COPE? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON ABOUT HUH?
>>743305952Fun open world 3rd person shooter with zombie hordes.
>>743306548And the ride with the music was FUCKING KINOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmILa1buzo8
>deek is a biker>but his bike prior to the outbreak is a dual sport....>also he's an antiracist.....>also he's pro lgbpeepeeppopoo.....>also he lets his gay wife emasculate him....>also he's an outlaw but really fucking hates the libertarians for some reason.....People from Bend have no idea what bikers are like despite there being like 3 chapters of actual biker gangs in the county
>>743305952Mediocre shit that you'll pretend to like because the guy making it said that Sony only disliked his game because it has a white male lead. He might be right.
>>743307376Chuds are hilarious when they try to appropiate leftist media becuase leftists hate it.Joker is about a mentally ill loser who falls in love with a black single mom, exclusively kills rich white men and starts a communist revolution? Media hated it so it's a right wing movie!That new cannibal movie about killing immigrants has the protag spend the entire movie killing white people? W-who cares! Germany hates it or something! so it's right wing!So now we have a game with a very VERY religious military that gives a speech about how they LOVE TRASNGENDER PEOPLE and the protag makes very sure everone knows he's anti racist pro feminism pro lgbt, and /v/ loves it because some female journos were "icked" by the "ride you as you ride your bike" comment.
>>743307532>That new cannibal movie about killing immigrants has the protag spend the entire movie killing white people? W-who cares! Germany hates it or something! so it's right wing!Yes anon, we are going to kill you for letting them in tooWhat the fuck did you think was going to happen?
>>743307706>What the fuck did you think was going to happen?God forbid you racists kill a brown person for once instead of killing only other whites.
>>743306948Deek and his insane rambling were the best part for me. Also Gays Gone had the best honary niggers we'll get in a AAA game.
>>743307923>the best honary niggersYeah who doesn't love sassy black dyke Debra Wilson.
>>743307532>S-STOP! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LIKE IT!
>>743306779I don't think you understand what simping is.
>main villain is an insane military guy that accepts trans people into his personal army>turboparanoid traitor is called skizzo>radio free oregon, copelandthis game is way funnier than it should have
>>743308101all problems could've been avoided by putting a bullet in Skizzo's head right at the start, kinda insane
Riding on the bike is fun. Gas mechanic is kind of annoying why make it so you have to gas up yet also have unlimited gas everywhere in the world? Do the little red gas bottles run out on hard mode or something?Lots of buildup to things which kind of fizzle out in the end. Hard to find the freaker zombies a threat when deek can kill like 100,000 of them in game with no threat to him at all.How did the freaker virus spread anyway? Is it airborne with the survivors being immune? Does it spread through bites like normal zombies? Idk of they ever say.
>>743308101Cope was completely right.
>>743305952Very fun zombie horde killing game, ignore the jaded retards talking shit about it Bear in mind, however, that it'll take you close to 30 hours to beat the game If you're on PC, install the mod that will make your gasoline tank last longer
Only modern game where I noticed how horrendous the checkpoint/saving system is.
>>743305952Really pretty shit. Not sure how far into it I got, maybe half way, maybe more, maybe less. For a huge budget AAA game it feels like an early access title alpha release, there's nothing interesting to see or do or any NPCs to speak to or interact with in any meaningful way in the open world and the gameplay is completely repetitive, just a bunch of identical stations and safehouses to clear. I gave it a try knowing nothing about it since I like zombies and after playing it I was absolutely shocked to find out it was a AAA game with a £100m budget. It feels completely empty and unfinished. It's like an open world survival crafting game except in single player and with no base building. Dying Light is a thousand times better.
idgaf about what anyone says but BOOZER is a certified BRO
>virus evolve exponentially>o'brian being a sentient freakerdesu i'm glad we didn't get a sequel, it definitely would've turned into a nuRE game with freakers carrying guns and other gigantic monstrosities
>>743308790desu, Deacon is the real monster, even the others comment on it. just like when you kill the horde with the militia guys and one of them guys "what teh fuck"absolute he was infected but doesnt show infected all along tier
>>743306590Congratulations. You're retarded.
>>743305952Days Gone is the best game Sony ever made. I loved every second of it.
>>743309664The weather effects were pretty good, i loved that it could randomly snow in and the whole map would turn snowy. Shame it would mess with cutscenes.
>>743306590stopped reading at 'Mid'
>>743307982There's no sassy black women in Gays gone. You got the vet who acts very normal and even her lesbian relationship with Vicky doesn't get in the way. The nigger captain who you think is gonna go against you turns out to be a level headed person who get his men far away from the mad general. The mad scientist who turns out to be just some cool dude. And Boozer, the realest nigga of the bunch. All of them act normal with no ebonics.
