What is she trying to convey?
>>743310954Is she recruitable?
why did they make them so fucking sexy god DAMN
>>743310954cut her head off with a broad axe
>>743310954>>743311131holy samefagging paedophile fantasy goblingooner thread
>743311208You'll fit in eventually
>>743311208kids aren't built like that you freak, way to out yourself
>>743311131They smell like shit and are riddled with diseases btw
>>743311285>KIDS HAVE MASSIVE TITS YOU SICK PAEDOPHILE FUCK
>>743311281Imagine wanting to "fit in" with paedophile weeb incel nolifers on a dying, cursed website
desire for impregnation from a white human male paladin
>>743310954She's pretending to be loyal to her old boss. If you raped her right there she'd switch sides instantly
>>743311761In fact it's probably what she wants. Women who get in your face are begging to be overpowered. Only thing that changes is whether they want you to do it charmingly or violently.
>>743310954Is she flirting with me?
>>743311372Wow just like in real life
>>743310954It's actually amazing how perfectly goblin the proportions here are.Not just a midget but also not a miniaturized human
>>743310954Her worth as a wife
>>743311372Yes I know I've been to Chelmsford.
>>743312960What worth would a goblin girl bring to the party?
>>743311079She's not a elf or a human, so of fucking course she isn't. You aren't allowed to have fantasy companions in the fantasy game.
>>743311285There is literally no place I can say this that isn't essentially going to put me on a list so I may as well say it here: my first GFs niece was 11 and built like a fucking dumptruck. It was actually disturbing not in a clutching pearls way, more "What the fuck is wrong with your bones" way. She was also like 4 feet tall so I think her parents squished her or something in the cot. This is why you need the whole shortstack package.
>>743313179cuteness and a cuddle buddy to keep warm with
>>743313179The party? I'm not about to share my wife with anyone else, you fucking freak
>>74331317920xp and 12 gold coins. ----------------------------"Half as long Twice as Bright" Issac Clarke - Half lifePS2 OWNERXBOX HATER
>>743313486You forgot the several banners indicating what clubs/groups/clans you're part of, but a pretty good attempt non the less. 8/10
>>743313337But I can get that out of a gnome or halfling girl
>>743313754True, shit. Well there's always next time.
>>743313797>Faerun gnomes>either complete spastics absolute worst kind of tinker gnome you can imagine but twice as insufferable>Or Deep gnome insufferable cunts who would happily bite the hand that frees them and cry out in protest as your blood strikes them.I'm good thanks. I'll take snap crackle and pop instead. At least they're not fucking Kender though.
>>743313797I want to rearrange the internal organs of a deep gnome girl with my thicck 6 inchers
>>743313797The gnome merchant for the zhentarim should have been a party member for evil groups
>>743311131Literally looks like Shrek
>>743313797I would eviscerate this creatures vagina with my cock
>>743314872She's a halfling, can't you tell the difference?
>>743315231i don't think it would fit...https://files.catbox.moe/fba56t.jpg
>>743310954>ugly as fuck>no titsFuck westoid games.If this was a jap game she would've been qt waifu tier.
>>743310954but why do goblins have cockney accents i would have made them georgia southern
>>743315440If it was a jap game it would just be a generic anime girl, faggot. Also she clearly has tits, you blind retardUgly goblins are cooler than generic anime bitches.
>>743315440No, it wouldn't, you fucking retard. Stop pretending Japanese games aren't getting cucked too.
>>743315678>>743315616Don't eat bait
>>743315352>>743314573Hips not big enough
>>743313262I want someone like valsalia to make a game
>>743315883narrow hips == tightest pussy
>>743315747cutie
>>743314573fucking hate the way they did small races. all of them look like they have dwarfism
>>743315352Small pp bros win again
>>743315950SCAV SEX
>>743313262You're a retard. Goblins are literally seen as subhuman in Baldurs Gate, much like yourself in our world, you would constantly be harassed for your little green minion if she wasn't causing trouble herself. But you don't actually care you're just a gooner faggot who saw a green woman with tits and got mad that you can't have sex.
>>743320946yea.
>>743320946You could swing it with a party to vouch for them. Yeah, goblins are often kill on sight, but there isn't much that an individual goblin could do on their own to justify their immediate execution if an adventurer claims responsibility when the guards don't gun down a ranger's pteranodon or giant fire beetle on sight. Goblins don't have a Drizzt figure or some crap to establish baseline tolerance, but Drow do get in under scrutiny. And a priestess of Lloth could do a hundred times more potential damage than a goblin.
>gay faggot sex with a bear?YEEESSSSSSSSS>sex with a gnome, goblin or halfling?Uuuuuh... are you a pedo?
>>743310954>"Please fuck me"
