jarpig editionNow: Kingdom Hearts 2 Final Mix HD (4:20:00 blaze it)Next: Cyberpunk 2077Later: Mario Kart DSYoutube Stream: https://www.youtube.com/@ausspeedruns/liveTwitch Stream: https://www.twitch.tv/ausspeedrunsSchedule: https://ausspeedruns.com/ASM2026/schedulePrev: >>743297849
>speedrunning
>>743322973Why did they make Cloud so sexy?
FUCK YOU I WON'T MIG WHEN YOU TELL ME
>>743323028real men love sexy boys
>>743323028I mean, he always wasyou think his personality and schizo outbursts are why Tifa, Aerith and Yuffie all want his dick?
This is the same girl that was on the FFX run last year isn't it. Where's her bald brother?
>Australians constantly scream about LGBT>their threads are always super gayWhy is that
first for my wife chokky
>>743323213>he thinks you're gay if you can acknowledge that a man is conventionally attractive it's a speedrunning thread, be glad there are no troons yet >>743323273I spoke too soon
>>743323273I'd love to chokey her
>>743323273ADELAIDE
>>743323273Cute
Have they suffered through the little mermaid world yet?
>>743323772Haven't seen yet, isn't that only on 3?
>>743323854I remember a singalong rhythm level from playing 2 back when it came out.
>>743323772I don't think so but I did step away for like 15 minutes during Pirates 2>>743323854It's in 1 and 2, but in 2 it's a rhythm minigame world
>>743323914i remember the KH1 mermaid world being a huge pain in the ass
>>743305970I get that this happens but why not fill the slot by having attendees play a nighttime fighting tournament or some racing or party game?
>>743324413>cry that gdq does non speedruns>beg for more non speedruns
>>743324586Bonus stream was the soul of GDQ
>>743324586Well my suggestions were better than that Vampire Survivor Let's Play. They needed to fill a slot
>>743324413because the attendees are sleeping
>>743324803Coffee
This is so much better than the GDQ randomiser that it's insulting. I feel the runner's highs and lows and I have an idea of where the game's going. I don't even play KH2
The menuing in this game is insane.
Who's ready to have some finny fun?
Every time I tune into this KH2 run it's on a Gummi mission and I tab out. How has the run been?
>>743325834I cannot put into words how much I despise randomizers in marathons
Mermussy
>>743326126pleaseno
>>743326260A couple flubs here and there, but good couch chemistry
>>743326260It's a Critical difficulty run so it's obviously hard. He's doing it in the night shift as well so combat has had its ups and downs. I really like it, though, I respect challenge runs like these much more than cheesing easy mode
>Dad walks in
>>743326126Fastest stream mute of my whole life
>>743326448I get it now...
>>743326431Images I can audibly hear
>>743326260He choked a little bit but overall it's been pretty good. This is what the run should've looked like at GDQ if it wasn't modded to Hell and back.
spikevegeta in SHAMBLES
I'm probably gonna pass out soon so someone else bake the next bread
>>743325834donate your life savings to gaza
>>743326636REV UP THOSE VIEWBOTS
Now compare that singing to KFFC and purple hair singing the Donkey Kong song
>>743325834it's just because this runner and the couch still have their soulsgdq has been drained by jews
cringekino singalongGlad they're having fun with it
>>743326393I know they do it because it's the fastest, but I wish more games/runners did the hardest difficulty. If it wasn't for the donators, the Resi Insanity run would've been a fantastic watch for the same reason.
Is the jamaican crab somehow racist?
wait a minutethese lyrics suck
>host reading donations on the couchsomehow it feels so nice
>kills your antagonistAll right!
I will take "off-key sing-along from people having fun" over GDQ any day of the week
>>743326845Only time ive ever seen that at GDQ was when Goose did it during a goldeneye/perfect dark double bill. He did commentary and donos with the laptop on his lap.
>>743326808Your poopsies are FUCKING toast
I've to say, this is more entertaining than I feared.
>>743327075It's much worse when you're a 16 year old playing on the family tv.
God damn, that Saix fight is clean. And I thought I was smart for knowing the Pan Infinite.Neat.
>no constant donations/begging/ads talking over>no performative "aren't I funny/quirky" commentary>chill, comfy, grassroots atmosphere>TRANS RIGHTS hasn't been said onceWhy is this thread dead and GDQ threads get bumpe to page 10 over 9000 times?
>>743327494GDQ might be a soulless wreck but there's disasterkino at least. This is just the definition of meh
>>743327494/v/ loves gossip and craves tranny drama.
>>743327494It's a series of longer runs, so reduced activity is expected.This is more activity than I was expecting desuDefinitely quite the palate cleanser after GDQ
>>743322890"ASM">Asian Sexy Menlovers.more like am I right? RIGHT CHAT!?
Decent schedule though
>>743327494not enough attentionwhore discordtrannies in these threads
>>743327575The tech crew has been pretty disastrous though.
I thought he was gonna sub 4h but I forgot about Dragon phaseToo much KH2 rando can corrupt your memory of the game
>>743327494/v/ only talks about GDQ and sometimes ESA and doesn't care about anything else, and GDQ in particular is "everyone gets together to hatewatch something they know they would never watch otherwise"I fell out of caring about GDQ at all back in like 2016 and have not even thought about watching after it but I watch smaller events>3 days of Fangame Marathon and Dogwater overlappingFUCK
>>743327831I think you meant, not enough attentionwhore discordtrannies and their paid $0.02cents/post indian spam armies trying to validate their insanity?
>>743327939Should still be quite a bit under estimate
>>743327953I like the tinfoil theory that USAID was funding them
it's so over
>>743328096partly, there was also some discord server of 4 (total) people spamming indians for platform engagement.
Ratings?
SSS>Eighteen minutes under estimateWhat a run!
>>743328153pls no
>>743326795I want to run Devil May Cry but once I learned speedruns just spam the hardest hitting moves and don't go for stylish scores, I died inside>>743327494Because these threads don't attract dead weight
S, as well executed as a KH2 run with gummi ship can realistically get without resetting a trillion times
>cyberpunk up nextOh nice, that's one of my fave->on nintendo switch
I love KH2, it's my favorite one
>>743327494at least 90% of the posts in gdq threads are just rambling about trannies, it's basically a chaser in denial event at this point they don't actually care about speedrunning at all
>>743328153Only GDQ, ESA and Fatales get rated.
>>743328197You could always do a Stylish% run. You wouldn't be the first person to invent a category and be the only person running it!
>>743328197>once I learned speedruns just spam the hardest hitting moves and don't go for stylish scores, I died insideI mean what did you expectBeing stylish wastes time
>>743328153SS very fun. I don't even like KH but that was great
>>743327494GDQ probably has a shill that promotes the threads here
>>743328228Oh come on, it's not THAT bad
A decent number of chokes and tech issues, but it was fun and came together by the end
>>743328246>ESAWill she be back this year?
>>743328246Maybe there's no chart, but the engagement in this thread begs to differ
look at the absolute dome on that fella
rating humiliation ritual
>>743327494GDQ isnt a speedrun marathon anymore, its a tranny freakshow first and an outlet for faggy theatre kids second, with the tertiary goal of playing a few videogames, sometimes even playing them faster than normal. Speedrunning is not a popular past time, and most GDQ posters dont give a shit about it. these smaller events pander only to the people who just want to see speedruns, and there are simply not very many of us, so the threads are slower.
I haven't heard anyone say trans right I'm going insane
Tell me what's next I'm too lazy to look it up
>>743328169I'll be honest, I like KH1 runs more than KH2 ones, even if it's cool to see all the combat tech being applied in KH2, literally no mechanic goes unused
I'm very very happy :)I hope everyone is doing well
>>743328335Who's the one with the absolutely massive fuckin tiddies? post her. thank u
>>743328679I'm furious
>cyberpunk 2077>on switch
>>743328702>absolutely massive fuckin tiddiesThis one?sapphire_in_pink
is the category "title screen"?
>743327950>743328237GPTposters should be perma'd without exception>>743326636kek
>>743328702
>>743328702That's a dude
>>743328812it's a category where they try to load the game on switch without it crashing
>>743328839I aint talkin about that obese bongland dude
>>743328830bugger me that's a fat mole who eats maccas for brekkie
>>743328894oh that's why it's Switch and not Switch 2impressive if real
>>743328812>>743328894HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahaha
>>743327494>entertaining stream >/v/ watches>annoying/boring stream>/v/ posts in the threadsimple as
>>743328812
>>743329005YeahDuring the run almost nobody posts, then everybody floods here to comment when it finishesWe've had 40 posts in the 17 minutes since the run ended
>7:25AM in AussielandI'd die if I had to get up at this hour
>>743329160lazy ass
>>743329014What a weird category. Any % is not even that much longer
>>743329005>casually entertaining runPeople talk about the run, or their day, or anything fun, unless the run is making them watch it in fullscreen
this will be most of the run
>>743329160I am Australian and I'm up at this hour
How's biz goin?
>the Switch versionBASED
>female /v/ is canonWhat? Never heard that before. They used male /v/ for promoting Cyberpunk, then female /v/ for the DLC.
>25 fpsKEK
>>743329483gta sa ran at 25oot ran at 20you didn't bitch then
so is this event for people who couldnt get into gdq?depressing low energy nervous vibe
the runner camera keeps freezing
>>743329473is this V too?
>>743329527Well, you're mean. I'm not talking to you anymore...
>>743329560It's still too early for the average gamer over there.
>>743329398why on earth would you do that
>>743329473Neither is canon the female v is canon meme came from the fact that they stopped showing male v after the game released and it all switched to female v for the dlc but that doesn't really matter none of it is canon
>>743329645annoying cunt birds woke me up
>>743329527*launched atin this case, the performance is a downgrade
Here we go again.
GDQ tech crew
>Stream died as Jackie pulls a gun on youKino
Uhhh
WERSTER
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jackie killed the stream! Thanks choomba!
>GET THE FUCK OUT>Dies
lmao
>>743329728Get the fuck out (of the stream)
Thanks, Telstra.
abbo tax status?
>>743329160>wake up at 7am every morning>clock in to my fake work from email job>go in to fake meeting that I have set up daily>go back to sleep until noonunironically love being a middle manager loser that's already capped out in life, I am basically a neet that occasionally sends an email telling someone else to work harder
>desire to play Cyberpunk 2077 again intensifiesT-thanks
>>743329775Reconciliated.
>>743329775they're eating the wires in protest against the organizers not doing a land acknowledgement today
>>743329796legit jealous.I want a fake job in adult daycare.
>>743329527An NES consumes 2 watts. A Switch consumes 6 watts. That's 1/3 the frames per watt.
maybe a dingo ate the tech crew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA1h9h7-_Z4
>>74332977510 gallons of super 95 short.
shoutout to the tech crew [one guy who's panicking right now]
backuphttps://www.twitch.tv/ausspeedruns247
>>743329992Not a backup - rerun channel
>>743324610Wersters bonus streams were the height of GDQWere else can you get away with saying "fucking niggers" surrounded by black people
>>743329873It's cozy if I ever have to go back to a regular job I'll just kill myself honestly
>>743329796Similar situation, I'm a software dev at a boomer company where I work on decades-old dogshit enterprise applications. But recently we switched to remote only and AI got good enough to do my job for me so I just play games and watch videos all day, kek. I'm probably going to get laid off by the end of the year, but I have a decent amount saved up so I'm not too concerned.
Can they not kill the stream three time a day ?
IT'S BACK
>>743330076I need to get a job immediately.Any tips for a neet with no experience getting a job like that?
Back status: We are so
I love this specific Cyberpunk song that sounds like a bunch of nonsense and gibberish
>>743330178Terrorists are destroying Australia's underwater internet cables to stop thee world from watching AUS
>>743330314>The terrorist in question
edgerunning? is that a cyberpunk reference?
>>743330431>Don't mind me, just adding some fiber to my diet
>>743330178They keep hitting their ADSL data cap and having to sign up for a new internet plan every few hours.
How well does this play on the switch?
The fucking motion blur is killing me
>>743330431HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>743330507
>>743330475kek, top tier pun
>>743330548>But when the world needed him most, he vanished....
>>743330231Nepotism is the only way to get a good job anymore, I worked in tech for a few years out of college and found it to be absolutely dogshit miserable so once I had some experience on my resume I begged my mother for a recommendation to the company she's been with for like 20-30 years
>>743330475
>>743330641well i'm fucked thenthanks for the tip though
Are the ghosting artifacts? a part of the stream or is that just how poorly the game runs on Switch?
>>743330475CARLOS
>>743330717swallow your pride and take the closest wageslave job, then spend the rest of your time getting trained in something. if you're a broke neet you don't have room to be picky, suck it up for a couple years.
>>743329398
>stream back upDeploy the crab
>>743330875I can only hope his death was swift
wow this game is bad
Wait why are none of these people Australian?
>>743330990people can't stand listening to Australian accentsI know because I'm Australian and I can't
>>743330475that pun really BITESso far this is an awful speedgame. its all cutscenes. imagine running this and sitting through 30 mins of cutscenes only to do some wrong movement and blow your whole run and have to do it all againyou have got to be a crazy person to run this
>>743330990It's kind like how Hitler was an Australian in Germany, but in reverse; sometimes you need dudes to come in from the outside and really shake things up.
>>743331093at least it's not vampire survivors
I shake da peepee hard but still have intrapant urines
>>743331093I could watch that little guy eat that pepper all day.
>that obviously gay voice>speedrunnerIt's only a matter of time for him isn't it?
>>743331185Tip: press your perineum (area between your scrotum and asshole) to release some of the piss that remains in the urethra.I'm not joking
>>743331270Thanks for looking out anon
>>743331270Don't do this, it releases mustard gas
>>743331185You gotta srroke that shit jelqing style
>>743331270sounds gay
>>743331332You mean I can get mustard gas for free instead of paying for it?
not gonna lie bros, this is a really shitty speedrun game
>>743331376Holy shit, my barbecues are gonna rock with this tip
>>743331267he's old enough to be well past the "questioning" phase and knows full well what he is, not a chance
>watch stream for 10 seconds>have to shut it offWell that's enough of this event for me thanks, have fun lads
>>743331427lucky it was up for 10 seconds
>>743331270Doesn't do anything. Only thing that works for me is sitting on the toilet and waiting a few minutes and it eventually comes out on its own.
>>743328228I just tuned in, why is he running on the Switch 2 anyway? He said it has stupidly long load times. Also is Cyberpunk 2077 worth a playthrough?
>>743331425Bruv... Have you not seen the Hons starting HRT in their 40+s?It's always just a sissy gooning sesh away from happening to anyone autistic enough.
>>743331270This blew my mind when I learned about it. Biology is wack.
>>743329402Eh, can't complain
Good morning cunts, after catching up on the threads it sounds like I missed some annoying bitch on the couch, more tech issues, and KH was pretty fun?
>>743331270my what and my what
is this better than gdq so far?
>>743331204>>>/wsg/6195962i love this one
>>743331270my sister, who is a nurse, said you do that to babies if theyre constipated and they shit
the absolute ventriloquism on display here is amazing
Is the stream having trouble because the data is having to go up-hill through the internet tubes, since Australia is upside-down?
>>743331646It loops almost perfectly too, what a great little guy.
>>743331709Why would your sister shit when she did that to a baby?
>>743331594Your prostate, you can find it by fingering your asshole.
>>743331613Why don’t you watch it and find out fag.
>>743331860I did that and came, am I gay now?
>>743329402>>743331582god it was so fucking kino and NOTHING will ever top it again
yawn where are the randomizers
>>743331818be bum biddy bop boing boo bippity beep bop
any werster sightings so far?
GDQ-tier speedrun game.
>>743331989Yeah, and you might have AIDS now too, better get tested.
>speedrun is just watching cutscenes as fast as possibleamazing
this game sucks with its 2x speed hes doinggdq would never allow this shit
>>743332367gdq would allow shit, however
>>743332367Final fantasy was better
dude this speedrun category is abysmal it's all fucking cutscenes
>>743323028did you miss the part of the original game where he dresses up as a woman
>speed waiting for 30 minutes in 1 hour "run"
>>743332334>>743332484yeah thats cyberpunk, even with the "skip past the heist" thing
i could have watched a fucking feature length film instead
>>743331270This can shred the inner lining which gives you an internal burning sensation for days or weeks, potentially causing an infection too. It's a lot safer to find your prostate with a finger up your ass and press against the opposite wall.
is the runner FtM? i just realized
the complete and utter lack of chemistry between the couch and the runner is incredible
>>743332629>name is phoenixYeah you're right. I'm not used to seeing female trannies.
>runner says something>guy on couch:>"khgh"
>>743332695fooled me for a while. not the typical fat pooner with a pube beard
So Anon, are you jackin' on?
>>743332629Nope, just VERY gayhttps://bsky.app/profile/tkph03n1x.bsky.socialJump scare repost
>there's the awkward silencekek
the ghosting in this game is insanewhat the fuck
>>743330064among friends
>>743332868>scroll down a little bit>feetI didn't need to see that
>>743332868
>>743332868>scroll down>gay footporn broadcasted for everyone to seeEven trannies aren't this bad
Mans resting his dong on his phone
I'll never understand the revisionism of "actually this game is good" just because of the anime. Johnny's the best part. To go from Witcher 3 to this was such a huge downgrade though, it made you wonder if it was even the same studio
it now makes sense why he chose male /V/
>>743333131Normalfags only played Skyrims and GTAs as their large WRPG, so they don't know any better.I can sort of understand from that perspective since I thought it was fine on release, and I'm not that big into "WRPG"s.
>>743332868>>743332945>>743333009based footchadi wanna post some footslop but dont wanna get bannedalso this run was actually embarrassing. anyone could do this. its more like a test of patience. i hate watching the same movie or video more than once without a long period in between. this is next level autism
what a great run...
what the fuck was that
FVery poor!Too many fucking cutscenes and not enough impressive speed tech.
>>743333506barely a jog
why would someone ever speedrun that category?
the absolute size
I kinda expected it given the category, but hot damn nothing interesting happened at any point
>>743333619>407 runners>19120 runsI dunno, why not ask them?
I've seen this guy run this before, its pretty neat and comfy. Runner looked like a woman but had he/him pronouns, so I was confused
>>743333717>19120 runsthat's probably mostly ILs, not a good metric
>>743333717>407 runnersThat can't be right. It's impossible that more than 200 autists are into the hobby of speedrunning as a whole for all games combines.
>>743333853Take a gander at SM64
Dude sat down and started mogging the camera
mutahar in the audience
>>743333853Vast majority of runners post like 3 times over the course of a couple of days then disappear forever.
Have any of the runs so far this event been worth watching?
>>743333906>>743334021>Vast majority of runners post like 3 times over the course of a couple of days then disappear forever.I can see that
if a anon is in the crowd, give us the biggest gigachad grin
What is he thinking?
>>743334282"can't believe I have to use this seat after a footfag"
>>743334282>X could be here, I hate X
>>743334282>when's the run starting?
>>743334484Dingos
>>743334282>wow! Haha! Video games are here! I wonder what the fellas on teh chan are thinking of me rn xD
>>743334282monke
mmmmonke
>>743334484video games
>>743334685ONE OF US
>>743334282Hold up a number 3 with your hand if you're ITT, chair guy.
mfw video games>>743334282mfw monke>>743334678
How long does it take to set this up god damn
was that a cat?
>>743334745He's clearly on instagram
>>743334780after GDQs hour-long setups this feels like nothing
Yay, I love MKDS
CHOKE
snaking was a mistake
>>743334780I guess DS is harder to capture.Still, you're right that at least someone should know what they're doing.
how can a mario kart speedrunner ever miss the start boost?
>>743334780>>743334991They haven't been able to keep the stream up on youtube or twitch for most of the first day. Don't expect too much from their tech crew
how do you pronounce "hoik"
>>743335040What's this guy's rank on the leaderboards?
>>743335093hoik
these missions seem mindnumbing
>>74333510610
MEGACHOKE
>>743335161ok
already choking
CHOOKE
CHALK
>>743335290you could practically hear the "HOIK" in the air
HE MISSED
Trainwreck run?
>>743335347>the glassesevery time
how does the VS runner get a qt couch and this guy gets nothing
>>743335505that bitch was incredibly obnoxious though, i'd take nothing over "AAAHHHH PROBLEMATIIIIC"
I'm not very good at Mario Kart, but I feel like I could win against this guy.
This game has some pretty creative missions with the bosses. Haven't seen something like that in Mario Kart before, but I haven't played many entries. Heard DS was one of the best ones though.
>>743335745DS is indeed one of the best but also one of the most unbalanced
I wonder if they're using a RetroTink for this setup.
COMPUTER CHOKE
werster didn't disable the screensaver lol
>computer falls asleepLMAO
kek this guy has no luck. Last time the in game audio died for him and he had tech people bringing up audio menus that blocked the game while he was trying to play
MKDS my belovedHow were they never able to do better than you
>>743335914>>743335931>>743335949>>743335976Wtf is this run?
okay that one was sick
>>743336037I love her so much
is he ok
>>743336167have it prepared for the overestimate
https://noclip.website/#mkds/mini_stage1
Did you know the DS can only handle 2048 triangles?>Oh, 2048 then the framerate drops?No, 2048 and nothing more. If you try to draw 2100 tris, it just doesn't draw 52 triangles. There is no way to know which triangles it'll refuse to draw.
peak mario kartonline was the best
>>743336547That's some interesting trivia. Thanks for that
>>743336617action replay my beloved
>>743336167All smiles
waiting for him to fuck up the pause cancel on one of these
>>743336653*infinite lightnings you*
>>743336167he looks like he loves speedrunning Xenoblade 3
how do you even drive off like that
Theres a shitload of missions and content in this game, does World even have missions? The new one sucks so much compared to a little DS game, that's sad
>>743336708>ALL SMILES
>>743336767>does World even have missions?it does, in the overworld
>R4SHUT IT DOWN
>golf clap
supercard dstwo chads stay winning
>jinxes himself
>Hopefully this doesn't happen this ti...ops I'm restarting that
>>743336924AceChads report in
>>743336167
Why did they stop adding stages that were just the consoleWhy does MKWorld not have a Switch 2 Battle Map
Those Goombas are experts at dodging those shells
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
Estimatebros...
Mario Kart DS All Chokes
au aim
They have saars reading donations?
>>743337086Seems like sucking ass was built into the estimate
>>743337086didn't trust
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjE_ZWei000
>>743337134kek hes actually asian, but has a weird accent. I thought he was romanian at one point
That was a fun trainwreck
holy sovl
>>743337184>playback disabled on other websitesgayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HY3yFfZpV8
C+ fun hatewatch
35 minutes???
CAverageNot really into it but maybe it would've been a better watch if it was all races instead of the missions
such a swarthy crowd...
oh is this the car keys owen wilson canada air game?
>>743337316wtf is that Slenderman on the left?
song title:>President Obama is a Juggalokek
I'd say Bchoked quite a few times but was still underestimate and when he nailed the mission, it looked cool
>>743337316
I know how to jak, but how do you daxter?
Why the fuck is it still so dark in there, its 10am
>>743337594the gaymers fear the light.
What's the comfiest ps2 game?
>>743337661
>>743337661Bully?
>>743337661Bully
Holy nose
>>743337701Niceposeidon
what is this guy doing
PONDER the aroma
why is the jew talking to me?
wtf is yandere dev doing there
>>743337661Atelier Marie & Elie
>>743337863>>743337871>>743337872He had a cancer story he wanted to tell
I would go insane being filmed dead center for random people online
Are they stalling to meet the incentive?Have they turned into GDQ?
>>743338129They're in the middle of trying to turn off automatic screen saver.. let us pray
>>743336993this beutiful girl such sexual godes she as love for my
>>743338129Nah the runners mic isn't working or something?
>>743338217how original
>>743338205Calm down Rakesh
>>743338129shuffling capture cards
>>743338275i well love her and she got a pussy under there !
CelinaChads is /ourgirl/ running?
>>743338062Are they watching themselves?
holy shit the runner is invisible
>100% hub 3the fuck
Only playing the last 3rd of the game?weird
goodnight all. See you for Silent Hill F.
this runner sounds like another gay. ASM seems like a damn queerfest
do these have a chartfag or nah
>>743338784Penal colony.
>>743338674MGS2 and Silent Hill f are in the middle of the night for America, sadly.
>>743338823nah nigga enjoy
Looks like a fun block.
>>743338823no chartsI don't even know if the runs get posted individually by ASM.
lol penal
>>743338784Tbh it's mostly just the Aussie accent making you think that
why this guy not sound like a bogan
>>743338823you'd have an easier listing runs to not watch, like cp2077
>>743338931Kino line-up except for Silent Hill F. I'd like to see a Silent Hill 3 run
the runner sounds a bit zesty but maybe that's just how all zoomers are
>>743339129He's quite squealy for a hook-nose
IM A HEADBANGA
choke city, we barely left thee
why so many gay runners this ASM?
>>743339425I guess that explains why they suck.
>>743339383
DANIGGER????
I see the future of speedrunning is in safe hands with the younger generation
>we're riding this zoomer
>>743339471blow, even
>>743339689Autism rates are only skyrocketing, the future is secure.
>>743322890watching this run, i'm reminded of the breakdancing shitpost routine in the olympics
>>743339425multiple staff are gay and a lot of members are Uni kids who are indoctrinated to be kinda gay
>staring into a blinding screen while wearing sunglassesbro
holy that guy's bald spot was priestly
What is he looking at?
>>743340396Ark of the covenant
so did he find the car keys?
>>743340396Whatever it is, he's reading it like a cob of corn.
>>7433404291/3rd of them
he has the fucking power of the sun coming out of his phone
>>743340396It seems like he's playing a game, but also he's far-sighted as fuck??
when the they/them wasn't worth it
>>743340396Whatever it was, we had to ask him to tone it down or sit at the back
>>743340615give a peace sign to the camera
>>743340615Should have left him
>>743340615>>743340657Yeah, he really knew how to light up the room.
We did it!
I was hoping the Simpsons Game would be the arcade game.
>>743340813brawlers aren't particularly interesting to watch
isn't this game completely different on every console it was released on?
>>743340983yeah
i wish these threads and stream was more popular, but not gdq levels of popularits kinda depressing but also so much more soulful >>743331803>>743331204>>>/wsg/6196026more silly fellas
>>743340983it's different by generation, it was pretty common for tie in games to do that for a while at the end of the ps2 era
>>743341049>i wish these threads and stream was more popular, but not gdq levels of popularCareful what you wish for, ESA used to have people wish the same now the threads are godawful
>>743341049it getting popular is what made gdq suck anon
>>743341049this years threads have been much faster than last years
trannies
>>743341123Certain communities hijacking gdq is what ruined it, it's perfectly possible to avoid that if the owner just doesn't let it happen
>>743341236https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYflKQXeeyM
this game seems solid for a random ass licensed game
>big fat bald dude with sunglasses lying on the couch having a laughKino
>>743341389I remember enjoying it, it gets kind of silly towards the end though, also has a lot of gameplay changeups
>>743341423It's a good couch.This would be painful to watch without them.
does jazz not exist in australia?
>bengals shade at an australian eventlmao
liquidwifi speedruns hit and run, he's like the joshimuz of that game
Football!
kek great couch
Appropriate game for game on cancer.
>gdq running reruns for 27 hours straight>still somehow 10x viewership than ASMkek
>2008 Simpsons jokes are enough to get banned from GDQ
Apu reading donations is the icing on top.
Was that a fucking Dragon Slayer level?
They changed host lmao
oh no Nintendo don't look
wow actual vidya references rather than mario
>>743342906nice catch
>>743342906The actual level has a lot more
>>743342906loads of emhttps://simpsonswiki.com/wiki/The_Simpsons_Game/References
10K HOYP
No donations for names? Can I use a naughty name for Link?
>>743343381yeah name him Butt
Let's fucking go big man Yoshi Oz.
That seems hard as fuck
Being able to talk and play this at the same time is fucked
>tetris TGM4>also commentatingimpressive
tetris players aren't human
is this guy better than meme
>>743343602I am expecting this run to implode at any moment, not necessarily because he is bad
chinkbros...
Nigga what the fuck
I would have done better.
He failed at "games done queer" too
tetris 'speedruns' always remind me there are still actual fucking geniuses out there
>steam notifications onoh no no no
jesus fuck this speed
holy
IT'S SO OVER
reminds me of the gdq troon that topped out live on stream and had a melty
H-HE'S FAST!
watching tetris autism always hits the spot
Haha, the second he started commenting that one it started stacking high
>Now: Kingdom Hearts 2 Final Mix HD>Next: Cyberpunk 2077>Later: Mario Kart DS>Website says currently running: Syphon Filter>Twitch stream shows Tetriswhat the absolute fuck is going on? Also the schedule on the website looks like an autism manual or something.
Dude's just playin' Tetris now.
>>743344452That OP was written like 7 hours ago
>>743344452retarded newfaffie
>>743344452This aint GDQ boyo, things are at a much more mellow pace here.
>choked again
RIP
good attempt. my fingers hurt just watching
>>743344856It's weird seeing the Tetris pieces spin the other way.
brehs...
is this for a youtube limit or something
Is the event over?
>>743345108No they just have tech issues forever
>>743345108They're australian (retarded)
>>743345108australian internet. please understand
MY SPEEDRUNS
>>743345108there's a shark eating the internet there so they have to save often
this shit is getting ridiculous already
at least they said they were going to restart ahead of time
ok its back
>>743345208Just enjoy the runs (when they're actually on air)
>>743344576then stop putting it there whats the point>>743344594no u>>743344640you dont saybuncha dummies
Runner sounds like he wants to rope. Comfy.
>versatile femboyhm...
>>743345519what where
>old 3rd person shooterdas it mane
pewpewpew
im one of 2 people in this thread who know what syphon filter is and the only one who played and loved the multiplayer
>>743345715Yeah we all tasered at least one guy until he lit on fire.
I feel like migging... Where's the new thread...
someone bake
>>743345781:)
were these graphics mind boggling
>>743345987mind boglim deez nuts
>bits and subs also go to the charityDon't tell CoolMatty
>>743346181
Baker? Baker? BAKER? HELLO??? HEEELLLLLO?????
man they actually have pretty good runs. the only old games you see at gdq nowadays are meme games. i think i wanted to watch 2 runs this sgdq and they both sucked now we got 3 back to back to back and im bumped that i missed some already.
>>743346174It looked better than games released 10 years prior.Can modern devs say the same?
>>743346181isnt coolmatty cool and deady?
>>743346239You should check out the VOD for the San Andreas stunt jumps run, that was a ton of fun
>>743346239NES block was good
>>743346237australia is completely range banned from making threads
>>743346574>>743346574>>743346574
