Which MH weapon is the straightest/gayest?
>>743324838Hunting horn is cool
>>743324904Sorry but you're a healer and you know healers are gay or women
Insect glaive is the gayest, there is no refuting this so let's just move onto deciding which weapon is the straightest.It's the greatsword, thanks.If we're talking modern MH then everything is gay so just pick whatever and enjoy being a giant faggot.
>>743324996>Hmm today I will extract monster essence with my stickyeah you have a point
i main hammer and great sword
>>743324838Depends on which game we're talking about but my mains are typically hammer, HH and GL and I am gay. I liked glaive when I first played MHW and it was my brother's main who is straight. Ranged weapons are for faggots.I've always wanted to get into CB but wasn't willing to put in the effort and Wilds was so shit I just wanted to stop playing it as soon as I finished the main story. Might go back and replay world at some point.
LS is gay, SA is bisexual by definition. The rest are correct.
>>743324838Sword & Shield and Lance are for true hunters.
Lance is the straightest weapon, think about it, it is a giant hard stick that you use to penetrate the monsters over and over again until they can't take it anymore.
>swaxe or chargeblade anything but trans
>>743325665You're also penetrating male monsters. Lance is bisexual.
>>743325606cute femboy princess, a weapon which can heal without sheating will never be straight.
>>743325135i played those weapons today! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2819824972
Straight needs to be broken up into Redfield and Sparda rows (aka manly and autistic)>manlyHammerGSSnSLanceHB>autisticDBLSGLHH>bisexualSwAxeCB>gayGlaiveLight BowgunBow
>>743325721bisexual is peak straight
