Nine-ninety-nine, the Battler Man~is turning clues around in his hand~Screaming and shouting blue without a plan~as the ever grinning~ Witch befuddles the Battler Man~"Am I too useless to stop her laugh~inside her chamber made of crimson glass?"~So he stands, the-BATTLER MAN, BATTLER MAN~WITH THE TRUTH IN HIS HAND~SO HE STANDS~TO SAY THE GOLDEN WORLD~IS A SHAM~WHEN SHE LIES~HE WILL CRY~WITHOUT LOVE IN HIS EYES~TO DENY~THE LOVE FOREVER FOR~BATTLER~
>Battler is Flowery>George is RalseiEvery “nice guy” deserves to get mogged once in a while.
Tranny lover.
>>743328494Ehrm sorry that's not a cultural phenomenon nor a xitter ragebait thread you're gonna have to take this to vg
>>743328710>>743328685>mogs docile, feminine men like George >argumentative and contrarian >falls for his cousin-aunt who is a tranny and wants to 41%Battler really is the average American conservative
>>743328494holy kino
What a fucking homo. Disgusting.
>>743328494Birthdayler.
birthdayler
>>743328494I've had an irrational hatred of Battler for quite a while, not really sure why.I haven't read umineko, but seeing his face really pisses me off
>>743332376I felt the same, until I actually read it.
>>743332376are you bald perchance
>>743332562I must confess that I'm not a gay assassin
Sooo deltarune thread?>>743332376He starts off ok actually but falls off when he gets feelings for a tranny wannabe mass murderer
happy birthday to battler my good friend i have to cut this congratuilations post short because i have a mathc coming up just wanted to say you're the best ushiromiya wrestler around and you should pass some of that knowledge to your green shitter sister
>>743333161So you don't know?
>tfr mods stream deltarune and act like it's peak gaming on chat despite being a mainstream indie ggggg>tune in>it's nothing but yurislop, cuckolding and gay black guyslmao if that's the slop the creators love to eat up, no wonder the current lore it's loaded with shitty ironic yakuza slop
>>743333575worked bitch
fuck if I care about that old faggot with his imaginary numbers every fan in that arena knows kyle and battler put on a classic and will not forget it even if there were mistakes which were not kyle's fault it happens in a match and if you worked even half of kyle's workhorse output in a year you'd know
>>743333575There is only one route worth caring about.
i met battler backstage at a tfr event and he was super nice but he forced me to eat something weird and now my stomach hurts
>>743334765/k/ thread confirmed
>>743334840anon...the golden hour...
>unites three communities at onceHow does he do it?
OUR HEROES... and saihara I guess
Have a nice birthday, Faggler!
>>743333890go watch AEW you fagggot
>>743332376Battler is a plot deviceA really good plot device, but he still falls short of having a true personalityprobably since he isn't real
>>743336216why did he do it
>>743338453does he need a reason? it's what he do
>>743333575EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW!
Goodnight everyone, and remember to love Liz!
ur S15 protag
>>743332376If you read umineko, then you would have a rational hatred of Battler. This nigga is RETARDED!
