>Do the absolute bare minimum to playthrough a game my first time>Get a rare achievement for doing so???Break it down to me like I'm Avon Barksdale and you're Stringer Bell and I just got out of the pen and need the bidness explained.
http://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/subject/steamies/
>>743331578Listen up. You just got out the pen, you looking at your Steam library, and you seeing fifty, a hundred games you ain't never touched. You ask why cats do that? I’m gonna break this down for you, Avon.It’s about the supply, the hype, and the hustle. Here’s how this bidness operates.The Price is the PackCats are buying games the same way you buy a package when the price drops. You see a $60 product going for $5 during a Steam sale, your brain says, "I'd be a fool not to take this." They are stacking product not because they need it today, but because they think they'll need it down the line.That "Soon" MentalityThese buyers—they tell themselves, "Yeah, I'm gonna play this right after I finish my current run." Then real life steps in, corners get heavy, and they never make the time. They are buying the idea of themselves having free time in the future.The Rush is in the BuyThe truth is, buying the game gives them a little hit of dopamine. It feels good to acquire something hot. It’s the same way a hustler feels after a re-up. Actually sitting down to play the product? That’s work. That’s putting in the hours.The Fear (FOMO)You know how cats hear about a new connect and rush to get the work because they don't want the competition to beat them to it? That’s FOMO—the Fear of Missing Out. It's a psychological play used by storefronts to make users panic-buy.Avon, if you're trying to figure out how to manage your own backlog or want to know which classic games are actually worth your time, let me know what kind of action you're looking for and I'll lay down a plan.Hope this helped.
>>743331628https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/474236614/#474236614This guy has been going since 2016Your watch is over, pajeet autist
imagine being a compulsive ritual poster and just reposting the same shit for years and years and years
>>743331807>imagine being a compulsive ritual poster You know compulsively buying games you don't need is a ritual too, right?
ugh, farquaad thread
>>743332034Whomst
>>743331628i think people who check archives are 1000% more autistic than the insane anons who post the same shit every dayand those who check archives and then post about it are 10000% more autistic
>erm actually the antis are the real problem
>people who point out my metntal illness with proof of me reposting shit over and over are autisticlol
>>743331807theres one dude who obsessed with game UI and shitposts about it and has his folder he spamsbut worst of all are RPG codex kiddies who have been shitposting bioware and now bethesda for 10-15 years now, they came out of the woodwork again over obsidian news, thinking we won't get outer worlds 2.5 reskinned for fallout
>>743332316People who check archives can only replicate, they can't create.
My backlog has like 200 games.
Ayo close dat door
>>743331578>Break it down to me like I'm Avon Barksdale and you're Stringer Bell and I just got out of the pen and need the bidness explained.It's pretty simple>steamfag has 100 unplayed games>sees game on sale>it looks like something they might enjoy, kinda>price is so good that they figure they'll just get it and play it when they feel like they actually wanna play it>steamfag has 101 unplayed gamesOr they get it, play it for a bit, get bored, and move on, never getting any later achievements.
>>743331578I get games from bundles that are so cheap that as long as I want a couple games from the bundle, it's still cheaper than buying those couple games even when they're on sale. So I end up with a lot of games that I might not end up playing. That said, the majority of filler games in those bundles is still stuff I'd like to play, it's just not high on the priority list, and I end up buying more at a rate faster than I play through them. It sounds wasteful, and maybe on some level it is, but I still probably end up with like 30-40 games for the price that other people will pay for a new AAA game at release, which to me is a far bigger waste of money.
why dont 4channelers make quality threads anymore?
>>743332316When you see the same shit posted 300 times the archives exist to validate your sanity. No I'm not crazy it really is the same shit over and over again for years.
>>743332316are you sure
>>743333189Make something new then bitch
>>743333073Look in the mirror
>>743331578Because whatever the fuck game you just posted is a piece of shit. We don't have to sit down and finish every piece of shit because we have options
>>743332316It's not just that he posts the same shit every day it's that he post it knowingly being wrong.
Still better performance than your Playstation crowd.
>>743331578tyrone vs cops has better graphics than I remember
>>743333257add the spiderman "free flow combat was a mistake" to your collection
>>743336923>Suddenly all the shitposting stops when this is posted
>>743339214Take the Crash Bandicoot one for when that thread eventually shows up. The dude will samefag his own thread with "lmao steamies amirite" nonsense but bails on the thread right when you post the Playstation stats. Works a treat.
>>743331578Console stats are the same
im thinkin bout some pusseh
>>743332316>if you call out people making shit worse youre just as bad as themVery indian mentality
>>743332316I think people who manage to become identifiable characters even on an anonymous oriental cartoon imageboard are the most autistic
>>743331578a ton of games are like this, steamies are cultists
>>743332316Look at how the schizo recoils when he is found out. We are LITERALLY gangstalking him right now you guys...
>>743331731>>743331731 that's pretty good
>>743331807That's literally most of the posters here on 4chan, what's the issue?
>>743331578Good morning sir.
>>743332316>I think anit-weeds are just as bad as the weeds themselves!
>>743345917Cope
>>743345704i dont think most people here literally copypaste multiple thread template upwards to 50+ to each times over the course of 5+ years like OP
>>743332316trvke
>>743345793>>743341776
It's the same on consoles. Normies don't actually like games, they like the idea of them more. That's why Twitch is so popular, you get to experience games without putting in the effort.
>>743332316
>>743350362imagine things being this rowdy and no one starts chimping out indian ego must be studied
>>743332316>party A has been posting the same thing for literal years, often with the exact same paragraph and image>party B says "shut the fuck up">WOOWWWW, B, YOU'RE SO AUTISTIC
>>743332316I just have a plugin that tells me how many times an exact post has been made according to the archives. Are you telling me that you're a four channel dot org user and also tech illiterate?
>>743350362Where are they going?
>>743350576Party B is definitely autistic for noticing
>>743350362Imagine just throwing a molotov in there
>>743351447>noticing a basic pattern (which is something so basic even animals can recognize a pattern) is autistic
>>743350603That's even more autistic bro.......
>>743351587DO NOT STEAL MY IZZATBLOODY BHENCHOD
>>743351804Everyone goes on about Izzat (and it is repulsive) but jugaad is even worse.
>>743331578those niggas play on the steam deck in disconnected mode, you don't get achivements disconected from the nett, played terraria while was away from the city and any internet source.
>>743352197izzat and jugaad are inextricable, you really can't have (or understand) one without the otherit's similar to the relationship between india's lack of hygiene and public defecation
>>743331578>>743331731>over ten years of people buying cheap as fuck bundles for one game in it>don't give a fuck about the rest, just put them in account anyway>epic shill OP pops up again talking shit about that>meanwhile little timmy can't even get anybody to buy just one game anywhere
>>743353532Meanwhile Steamies had to pay for these games
>>743353890>timmy gives games away>people still buy them on steam and put zero hours into epic copies anyway
>>743354307>>people still buy them on steam and put zero hours Yeah Steamies literally buy games and don't play them, glad you agree.
>>743353890There aren't many games released for personal computers that you have to pay for
>>743348659You'd be surprised.
>>743331578You do know that everyone who buys a game on Steam automatically gets added to the achievement percentage, even though they never even installed and played the game, right?
>>743355845pretty sure that is what the OP is saying
>>743331628>http://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/subject/steamies/That is really depressing, wtf
>>743331578nigger lover.
>>743353532If you have 0min of playtime, your copy shouldn't count toward the % of players used for achievements.
>>743351643Name it. pls
>>743350362What would we lose by nuking India, really?
Even the guy who created EGS and ran it for years is abandoning ship. When will Timmy's shlls do the same?
>>743331578They got the game on 99% off sale for 99 cents they loaded up the tutorial and it was not fin so they playing one of the other hundred backlogged games they have to choose from that was actually fun in the first 5 mins.
>>743352534This
>>743331628cant call you fuckers v a l v e d r o n e s because valve paid off moot ages ago so you're steamies
>>743331578because you look at the games only retarded normalfags buy
