where we sitting /v/?
i don't play fighting games. 3 so i get a window seat
>>7433345982 but swap Steve's skin for Alex
>>7433345985what could possibly go wrong?
>>743334598Idk most of these people but probably next to number 1 and try to grape herBasically she's hot so I trust her more
>>7433349303 because Germans know how to behave themselves on public transport and in society in general. Jahhwooohl
>>743334598Steve. Right next to motherfucking Steve. Steve is goated.>>743334930I'm too American for trains but I'd pick 10 next to ENA.
>>7433345988, Chun-Li couldn't sit down without her giant thighs and fat ass spilling over onto my seat and touching mine.
>>743334930Doesn’t matter to me. I can just drop Trip’s sleeper agent codeword for an immediate evacuation in case things go bad
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>>743334598With my wife of course!
I claim six, it's the most normal seat.
>>7433345985 so I can call him redditass normie who isn't funny.
>>743334598kek I just realized this is a fighting game thread
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>>743335506Doesn't that dude stab people for fun? Screw that.
>>7433345986 would be entertaining and probably where I'm least likely to randomly die
3 because it is the only window seat (no i am not sitting next to redditpool) and the 2 sluts will be busy with each othermaybe 7 cuz vegeta is cool and both of us could trick the clanker into joining the miles high club
>>74333493016 is gonna be hilarious solely because it's Susie,Baldi and Alex.
>>743336006Entirely depends on if the Shovel Knight is lore accurate, or player accurate. If it's player accurate. You're dead in like 10 seconds after sitting down, maybe even less.
>>743336217If any of them are player accurate I'd say my seat doesn't matter since the plane is going down or getting atomized in a few seconds
>>743335305Yeah but you’re right behind Springtrap and he’s going to smell like absolute shit
>>743334598next to my wife chun li
>>7433345986 seems the most fun one
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>>743334598Toobs AND Jeets?! You couldn''t pry me out of 7.
>>7433345987 so I can sexually harass 2B the whole flight. Vegeta is probably going to meditate and be silent the whole time or some shit.
>>7433345987 so I can get sloppy head from 2B>>743334930Turning 360 degrees and moonwalking out of there
>>7433345984. I'm convincing Omniman to give me the most hellish training.
>>743334598I wonder Begeta would be the type to be silent the entire time on the flight or be really invasive and comment on the movie you're watching
>>7433371142 and 1 are the only legitimately tolerable seats there
>>74333711412 and I ask AM to run CoolMath
>>743337114Why the fuck is Mynt here
>>743334930>Noelle>And Mynt14 is heaven.
>>74333711413 was made for me. That would be the greatest conversation ever.
1 because I'm suicidal and horny
>>743337242I think early Vegeta would just be silent, but anything past Z and he'd be invasive and rude
>>7433345986 is the only real option, everyone else is likely to be extremely annoying, or likely to kill me. 8 would be second if Omni man was in a different row
>>743337242base vegeta would kill you for not putting on something he wants to watch
>>7433349302 so I can make unwanted sexual advances towards Junko
>>74333711410 sure would be an experience filled with many fascinating conversations
>>7433345983I have no idea who these fighting game girls are but they aren't Jynx, Deadpool, Vegeta or Omniman.
>>743335165most likely 1 would grape me instead even still i'm choosing 1
>>7433345987give me robot gf
>>743338430Anon, mynt would be showing you guys all the weird shit she jerks off to.
>>743339579Mynt would probably be jacking off to Springtrap trying to kill Noelle
>>74333967916 at least I get to be around the lovely smell/presence of rouge while being entertained at harry's schizo babble
>>743339579She has a lewd exterior but with some coaxing she could provide pretty impressive philosophical discussion, the fact that it would be conveyed through things like murderfucking babies isn't really relevant
>>743334930>>743337114>>743339679who the fuck are these random ahh unc characters lmao
>>7433345983. I'll ask babe in the middle to swap with me and before you know it I'll be balls deep in brown hair while Blondie is swirling my balls.
>>743339947>Wario in front of you>Great Mighty Poo behind youI don't think you're gonna want to smell anything around there
>>743339992>Ahh>UncKill yourself
>>7433396796. We'll convince Ridley being a villain is dumb and to rape Samus instead of fighting.
>>743335305you gotta hope "germans" means actual germans and not middle easterners with german papers
>>743334598>1Game Jinx decides to fuck around like she's gonna blow up the plane or something until someone gets pissed off and I get atomizedCartoon Jinx talks your ear off and then tries to slit your throat when she realizes you aren't paying attention>2I don't play Minecraft and don't know that bitch>3Nina stares at her phone or laptop the entire flight. Mai tries to tease you knowing you won't make a move (especially reaching across Nina to do it). Window seat though, so you can just ignore them>4I don't read the comics. Probably the safest seat, current cartoon Omniman has no reason to harm you and would in fact probably stop harm from coming your way to atone for his shit. idk enough about GG's characters to know if Sol is the kind of guy to start shit. He looks like he'd refuse to put his seatbelt on or get up to go to the bathroom shoving past you without saying "excuse me".>5Stabbed to death or talk your ear off depending on the writer. Since I'm the writer I'm deciding he gives up trying to talk to you and him and Jinx yap it up real loud the entire flight if you're not in seat 1>6Don't play shovel knight. Aang is wondering why he isn't using his broom to fly or Appa>7No one talks, boring seat without even the benefit of the window>8I genuinely wonder if I could "accidentally" rub up on Chun-li's leg without her caring. I mean she would definitely notice and know it wasn't actually an accident, but if I did it once would she make a thing out of it? I don't know that nigga next to her.
>>743340145germs should do a round 2 but with the arabs instead of jews
>>7433345987even scouter vegeta it would be a nearly silent trip unless you actively tried to engage them in which case its suffering
>>7433345988. Chun and Akatsuki won't do anything and if someone has a tard rage or something they'll likely try to stop them. It'll be a silent and straightforward trip.
>>743337114fuck youfuck thisevery seat is either murdering you or is genuinely intolerable
>>743334930>Battler trying to refute YHWH's existence right in front of the guysign me up
>>743339679What are they gonna do if Grimm tries to go on a random murder raping spree on the plane? Marina is on raping and murdering distance and not in that order.
>>743335305Medic would inject you with something if you say the wrong things, he's a loose canon with ethics.
>>7433345986, aang and shovel knight are good peoples, although aang may fall asleep on me and drool a lot but it's whatever better than the other options.
>>743334930Gimme 10, Ena is funny and cute and Harry is both a great listener and can make some great conversation.
>>743335506You'd make him cry (very obnoxiously and drawn out), bad play.
>>7433371146, I love TV and armstrong would be an alright classmate.
>>74333967917, they're both peaceful and aren't around smelly people.
>>743334598don't know who most of these people are, but 6 seems pleasant enough.>>74333493015. mynt and am's interactions would be hilarious. ditto for baldi and susie.>>74333711413. i can copy off glados.>>743339679this one's tough.i could say 18 for am and mynt's interactions again, having am on one side of me and jevil on the other seems a little intense. plus that seat's right in front of the great mighty poo. 5 seems good. i think eggman would be a fine enough guy to sit next to, and i'm far away from the smelly corner. i might be concerned about eggman's fatness spilling over into my seat, but considering galactic nova's there i'm not sure what the rules are. the only potential problem would be that i'd be a little close to ridley and samus. but eggman's big enough that i could probably hide behind him fine.
>>743342457Jevil killed abunch of people anon
>>7433349303 is a death trap
