>Game has elves in it>But they are the villains
Elves are always the villains though?
I thought the fey folk were villains. We just make them sexy sluts for the memes
>>743335494Skyrim?
>Elves are the villains>Elves are also insanely badass and super fucking hot and the game gaslights you into thinking they're the heroes
>>743335968shame you can't play anything close to that male nelfboth the classic and hd femnelf models are much hotter than the one there though
>>743335741t. Gilmli
>>743336047How many generations of inbreeding?
>>743335494>Game has elves in it>as cocksleeves
>>743336115about tree fiddy
>>743336070Gimli would never say that. Gimli loves elves
>>743335968>Be a male Night Elf>Have a Harem of smoking hot amazon warriors clamoring for your cock 24/7>Ignore them to hang out in the dream realm with your bros.Wow
>>743336047modern western writers turning dark elves into literal dark skinned elves will never stop being funny
>>743336047>>743336286there is no way this is actually something real that was ever releasedthey didn't make african elves
>>743336286>>743337048they're not dark elves, theyre regular elves in worlds where genetics make no sense and anyone can be born African for no reason even though they're from the exact same place and background as all the white and Asian people
>>743336286>Me growing up loving Drizzt Do'urden>First Halloween party, dress up as himI learned a lot about life that night.
>>743335494Tolkien elves worked for his stories but they're so fucking boring everywhere else. Retvrn to them being naked prankster fairies.
>Game has elves in it>their armpits belong to human men to use as they please
>>743336176Only Legolas and Galadriel
>>743339965name 30 games
>Hear ye, hear ye! Elves, Fairies, and especially their abhorrent spawn known as Elvarians are all affronts to the pure, mythical creatures known as Humans. We must purge them and their rotten fish-eating ways from our Planet if we are to attain peace and unity among all of our kind, for their ilk are nothing but purveyors of hatred and lechery who seek to enslave us all. We have annihilated their homeland, and now it is time to exterminate them once and for all.>Long live Basileus Fygoon!
>>743335494dwarf propaganda
>>743339965I have pitslut fatigue.
>>743336286Those are supposed to be the literal white supremacist elves tho, with world full of subhuman skull piles as their homeland.
>>743339997Like any sensible racist, there's a few good ones.
>>743346606
>>743336286those are regular elves, not even half breeds, just....black elves....Pic related are "real" dark elves, and they are evil as fuck by default (not anymore in D&D5th)
>>743339965I understand armpit fetishI don't understand irritated armpit fetishthat skin is not healthy
>>743336271>women do all the fighting>you get to eat mushrooms all day and transform into dogs and bears (the women love it)
>>743349670Armpits can be sexy because the shoulder is complex joint that weave multiple muscles into an elegant curve. The armpit is like the delecate part she exposes to you. Its basically an equivalent to showing her pussy after you notice her shaply lower torso. I can see the appeal as a female body enthusiast. What I fucking hate though is the over fetishization and the need to make it look like a puffy shit instead of a regular smooth part of the body that it is.
>>743349795>The Land and He are one>This breaks down in practice to a society where women bear the burden of governance, diplomacy, and taxation>Malf is "harmonizing the spirit of nature" playing Warcraft 3 custom lobbies with the circle of druids>If you wake any of them up, they are 10 foot tall feral bears that will maul you to death unless you perform the ancient ritual of bringing smoked ribs and a case of cactus cooler to their caveNight Elves are unironically Gods chosen people, and even if man escapes the grasp of earth to colonize space we man never ascend such lofty heights
>>743350325I too would have loved to be a druid.
>>743335968night elves realized they were in the wrong and changed their entire society thoughbeight
Elves are very versatile and useful.
>Elves go on & on about "when the world is in balance">What they really mean is "when elves hold all the power"
>>743355620Shut up round ear
>>743351119Exposure to human men changed their entire culture, but what else do you expect when you have so few men of your own and the ones you do have are all neets
do people really buy games just based on 1 criteria? "has elves"
Knife ears are made to be nibbled on
>>743335494But you just post picture of a mule?
>>743337842Then what the fuck does Dark Elf look like?
>>743335494Elves are always villains and corrupted pansexual sissies and sluts. Dwarves are the only noble and heroic race, AYE?
>>743336137name 10 games
>>743335494Fairytale elves were always evil. It was a Tolkien innovation to make them virtuous and wise, and everything kinda cascaded from there. Elves being villains is just a return to their roots.
>>743339965Ok but where is the stubble?
>>743357041Damn elves and their damn wigglers deserve it
>>743336271They really failed to give Night Elves the bulk they deserve. Too busy chasing the LotR aesthetic. Not releasing High/Blood Elves at the start of the game really fucked over Nelves.
>>743335494>game has elves in it>but the females are all hung futas and the males are all femboys
>>743357514Don't even think she's an elf, but same
>>743357140AYE!*strokes his beard with one hand and clenches his axe's handle with the other*
>>743357654Kino
>>743335494Overlord 2, technically
>>743357041
Elf ears have evolved purely to entice human men into biting them while breeding the elves
>>743335494>Game has elves>They are considered villains for not caring about the problem of lesser races and sticking to themselvesHuuuuh...? Cant breed fast enough to overwhelm the BBEGs armies with numbers, huniggers?
sorcerer hunters where are you
Elves don't like human men
>>743335494Elves for my settings are the main antagonists who almost brought destruction of the world due to their arrogance. Pretty much everyone hates them or at least weary. Part of their population are also mutated isolated technocratic warmongers, who somehow survive magic nukes they themselves unleashed.
>>743351119>draenei futa on night elf femalekimo
>>743339997>>743347453>’ow can I be racist if me best mate’s an elf? Can’t be, can I? Simple as
>>743335494Elves deserve bondage
I like them so dark they're blue elves.Whenever they just make them negroes it's some of the worst kind of shit.
>>743335494>game has elves>they look like alien ayy lmaos with extra long necks for no reason
>>743367090sex
>>743365859futafags are everywhere ruining draenei but the ONE time I need them to follow this up they're nowhere to be seen.
>>743368425That's not futa. That's the Japanese schoolgirl thing.
>>743369019and its just a coincidence he picked the infamous futa race for adapting said meme?
>>743369019I'm aware. It's just that futa draenei infests their concept so much that a follow up joke seems funny to me.
>>743369143>the infamous futa raceTouch grass
ppl hate blond and blue eyed irl too
>>743349795Can we have ONE FUCKING ELF THREAD without world of trooncraft trannies ruining it with their brownoid fetishes?
>>743369484>Why is our race dying?>Average elf with a loving wife and a child on the way back home
>>743335494Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.Elves are terrific. They beget terror.The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.No one ever said elves are nice.Elves are bad.
>>743336047Well, drow are genetically evil
I'm not really into stick chicks, but hey, pussy is pussy
>>743369607Elves are bad. They are baddies
>>743369484Why would they leave the safety of the formation before the enemy even really engages?
>>743355620>anyone but elves hold any power>things go to shit for everyoneThis is like complaining that there's water in the ocean. That's what oceans are supposed to be.
>>743369858Because the writers weren't military geniuses.
>>743369914>elf projectiondespite being 13% of the humanoid population, elves make up 90% of all world ending calamities
>>743369797>Feanor… are we the baddies?!
>>743369607Elves are nice and Pratchett is a hack.
>>743369858To steal kills from the dwarves.>>743369773>aeldari
>>743335494>Elf represent the White race>Game has elves in it>Elf are le evil and bad>Dwarf represent the jews>Game has dwarf in it>Elf are le good and always have the moral high groundI can cognize what race the developers are thanks to my solar-uranian consciousness.
>>743371303>elves are [brainrot]>dwarves are [brainrot]no>elves are the Hot and Sexy race>game has elves in it>elves are le goon and cum inside>dwarves are the Bros race>game has dwarf in it>elves are catcallers and always slandered by dwarves
>>743368425shysiren
>>743335494rape elvessubmit post
>>743371547>dwarves are the Bros raceNope, dwarfs esoterically represent jews, as was that case in the ancient Greece, because dwarfs have saturn (aka yahweh, moloch, baal, enlil, azazel) as their father and creator. Dwarf behavior in myth is literally the same as Jewish behavior.>“We are told that the seventh day was set aside for rest because this marked the end of their toils…Others say that this is a mark of respect to Saturn, either because they owe the basic principles of their religion to the Idaei, who, we are told, were expelled in the company of Saturn and became the founders of the Jewish race, or because, among the seven stars that rule mankind, the one that describes the highest orbit and exerts the greatest influence is Saturn. A further argument is that most of the heavenly bodies complete their path and revolutions in multiples of seven.”>The name Idaei is derived from the name of Mount Ida, the highest mountain in Crete, around which the Idaei dwelt. This was a mountain sacred to the Titaness Rhea or Magna Mater, the sister and wife of Cronus or Saturn. Tacitus likewise relates the speculation that the name Judaei, from which Jew is derived, is “the barbarous lengthening of Idaei.” Indeed, with the daktyloi Idaioi or Idaean dactyls, a mythical race of dwarves born of Rhea.Tolkien (who was a freemason/occultist) knew it>Planet Saturn>Seven Satellites>Lord of the Rings>7 rings to the Dwarves
>>743335494dark elves are jews, they larp as regular elves to spread bad publicity for all elves
>>743372776rapist elves...
>>743372062>It's a futa artist >Pic still has no follow up I am furious
>>743351119>night elves realized they were in the wrongAfter they literally split the world in two.
>>743335494>Get fucked over in life and lose your fiancee>Life mocks you with an elf that resembles your dead fiancee
>>743374093better late than never!
>>743361297Well I don't like elves so what's your point.
>>743361297and other lies told to protect the elven ego
>>743361297fake news
draenei(blue) sexodraenei(red) sexodraenei(white) sexo
>>743375363>warcraft demons are immortal and don't like sex>succubi and incubi are degenerate outliers>no redsad
>>743375619>no redanon... I...
>>743376242eredar are not going to put out willingly is what I meant
>>743374093I want to split her in two
>>743341814They liked using things to frame shots but they used her legs one too many times
