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allow me to be postmodern.>durrrr anon's 3x3 is [wrongthink] only [NPCs] have [this taste]
>DeS and DS1 over any good action game>Nier over automata>NG BLACK over literally 70% of the 3d releases that were better >DMC1 over 3, remake, 5 >Hey guys I like DesuX do I fit inHoly fuck you're such a faggot it's unreal.
>>743340593like clockwork
>>743340593Get a load of this retard.
>>743340593>>DeS and DS1 over any good action gameDeS and DS1 are very good action games. But that's not the main appeal to them for me personally. The level design and atmosphere are better than almost any other games I've played.>Nier over automataCope and seethe, tranny. The original NieR is far better in storytelling, world design, atmosphere, character work, etc. >DMC1 over 3, remake, 5 DMC3 is probably the better game overall, but I prefer the feel of combat in DMC1. The atmosphere is way better. I like the cutscenes and level design more too.>NG BLACK over literally 70% of the 3d releases that were better See above.>Hey guys I like DesuX do I fit inKill yourself please.
>>743340383KINO
>>743341170didn't the original version of this image have nocturne instead of p3 or am I retartet?
>>743340383Some solid choices there.
posting>>7433411703/3+NV, P3, TTYD>>7433413371/1+RE2which version of RE2 is your favorite?
3x3's are a bunch of performative bullshit.None of you niggers have played the games you post.
>>743341449No they're performative because fags only post shit they think people will jerk them off for.
I broke the rules, for the sake of expressing my individuality.
>which version of RE2 is your favorite?Dual Shock PS1 version. Played the shit out of it growing up and have many good memories with friends of it. Still play it once a year at least.
>>743341449>>743341510>plays game and likes it a lot, enough that it enters your GOATs>"YOU'RE FAKING IT FOR CLOUT ON THIS ANOYMOUS IMAGEBOARD!"
>>743340383deus ex / deus ex>>743341170You are the 541,214th person to post that image.>>743341445SF64, GX, and Melee>>743341570RE4 / RE4inb4 faggots who don't read the filename
>>743341570>GhosthunterKINO! >Dino CrisisFinish the Fight!
>>7433403830/9>>7433413372/8>>7433414452/9>>7433415700/13
>>743341770Found the tranny.
>>743341724millenial? your taste is eerily high quality
>>743341875Can you maybe draw a chart of what value a game adds to one's transsexual gradient? Like how many points would playing pokemon in your 30s be worth?
>>743341770https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Spy1dbRg38>>743341997yeah, '89
>>743342098rad.>>743341764cool picks.
r8
>>743341616very nice
>>743342098Sup fellow '89fag.
>>743341998
This is my 3x3 (I usually obsess over specific games, so I have a small library of games)
>>743342230>2/9XCOM2 & TFT
>>743342283I'm sorry, but if you like even a single PS2 game you're basically a woman, buddy.
>>743342921
>>743340383I’m phone posting and have know idea how to even make these on peecee>>743341445>pokemon emeraldMy nigga, shame about you being a tendie doe
>>743342962>console that focuses on cinematics and spectacle over gameplay, pretty much sony's identity going forward>experimental age of the ps1 is over so pretty much all movie gamesthis system has like 2 good games on it, its just god hand and ape escape 3. lets be real dawg.
>vr trannylol
>>743342716Double Dash and Sunshine are games that it took me a while to warm up to, but I love them now.>>743343401>REM4KEsubhuman and offensive desu but the rest is fine>>743342230Pikmin 2 sux Pikmin 1 is better>>743341824this is just basically every noteworthy ps2 gamedamn there's some good shit there tho>>743341770Battle Garegga is very fun>>743341724Gonna replay Paper Mario pretty soon I think
>>743343629>Pikmin 2 sux Pikmin 1 is betterPikmin 1's time limit might as well not exist because how easy it is to get the parts before time expires.
>>743343629I remember when you gave up on Garegga, should have kept playing that. Did you know Futari BL Original has a similiar ranking system to RE4? Maybe try that instead, less ambituous.
>>743343775I might come back to Garegga at some point. During my shmup phase I liked Garegga and the Gradius/Parodius series far more than anything else, those are the ones I'd probably go back to.
>>743342962Shut up you queer lord. The PS2 library, with the possible exception of Godhand, is literally all cinematic movieslop a woman can breeze through. If you even tried to play a shmup, you would die from the sheer amount of gameplay density being blasted at you at all times. People like you are why /v/ sucks now. It's a miracle I can even find good games in these threads at all.
>>743343890>muh godhandlmfao!!!!
>>743343852I'd highly reccomend. True, it won't come easy. Even for me, it took me quite a while, but I managed despite my run having a lot of mistakeshttps://youtu.be/VNN6L7po_Dk?is=LWVbfIGVFvJ7vmuDThis will probably help you more than a "professional" run because it teaches you the basics of a good run while not poisoning your mind with unrealistic notions of exellence. Also if you play Garegga, you might actually get a clue and get rid of a lot of the shit games on your list. Though, your mention of Gradius makes me uneasy. Still, here's hoping!
>>743343954Yes, you retard. God Hand demands a layer of mastery, routing, and mechanical skill that most games on the console don't even graze. If you don't recognize that, you're only proving my point that the PS2 is for dumb sissies who wanna clap like seals at the prettiest thing happening on screen, not play games.
>>743344134I actually don't recommend playing Garegga as a beginner, which is why I said he should try something else.
>>743343506Your reply is more about you than VRChat. VRChat is like a, "safe for work" /b/. You're just socially inept...or a wierdo.
>>743340383>not one but two rollslop games in the chartabysmal dogshit taste
>God Hand demands a layer of mastery, routing, and mechanical skillHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!>>743344391>/b/Go back
>>743344535It fucking does. And if not that, name another that does. RE4? Jak and Daxter? SH2? Fucking FFX? Good lord, you faggots are laughable.
Not posting my real 3x3 but here's my "I'm different" 3x3
>>7433403834/4 Action bro>>7433413374/4 I have yet to play System Shock 2>>7433415709/9 in a better timeline, we would've gotten more Bully>>7433417248/8 Is the Longest Journey good? Sell me on it.>>7433417641/2 -3rd birthday, cool picks tho. I liked DirgeHonorable Mentions:Ninja Gaiden 2Silent Hill 1000X ResistPentimentNine SolsHalf Life 2Dead Space
>>743344667damn, tis not the 3x3 i wanted to post. Oh well
>>743344271Any game in any genre is a beginner game. You have to learn the fucking game anyway so I don't get this mindset where you have to play games in order of easiest to hardest, it makes no sense.
>>743344134>>743344236>>743344271>>743344784I don't listen to retarded anime posting troons sorry.
>>743344919You should. I think the board would be a lot better if everyone did.
>>743344784You absolutely can clear Garegga as your first shmup, but if it didn't work the first time why not try something else? And when you clear hard games first easy games get boring, and then you have to start doing even more complicated things to make them fun.There's no reason not to play Batrider prior to Garegga. That's an excellent primer for Garegga.
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>>7433451259/9 suck me daddy
>>743345125Okay, now you're just trolling, pal. Are you, perchance, stalking me from the shmup threads?
>>743345125based
>>743344618>vidya james>skillNow please kill yourself irl>>743345125King Tranny
>>743345125>>743345303Nice. Finally the thread can start.
>>743345239I don't know who you are but I bet you're a lil shit
>>743345451No, I'm a little shmuppy :]
>>743345451Never mind I checked the archives. Holy shit just kill yourself already tranny
>>743345512Cute!
>>743345532yeah lol
Reminder: Only lunatic clears are real clears and the bare minimum. Hard mode exists to make normalfags feel better about themselves. If you have anything less you're a secondary.
Reminder that 3x3 threads are an onitroon psyopEveryone larps in these threads like the shmuptroon general
>>743345532Man, whyy am I the punching bag everywhere I go? Like what is the motive, beyond "you like game I no like, DIE"? I have good taste, I'm funny, I'm insightful, I'm all around pretty likable. So why the constant hate? Its been something that's been vexing me lately.
>>743345773remember when you spend a year on a shitty futari black label spliced clear then a mediocre touhou player cleared futari ultra in 3 weeks
>>743340593HIS ARRIVAL... WAS FORETOLD... LONG AGO...>>743340552
>>743345773The /jp/ gameplay general just died forever recently due to inactivity and it was like 3 people struggling to get normal clears so they're a bit grumpy. Don't worry about those sussy baka!
>>743345773Remember when you "raided" /vp/, then got bullied out by Pokefags and they hijacked the shmup thread because of you?
>>743340593least insufferable actionigger on /v/
>>743345827No? I spent less than a month on that? You see? People just lie to slander me because they have nothing to use against me. It's just so odd. I wonder what I did to cause this psychosis.
>>743345954How fast does it take to 1cc your relationship with your dad?
>>743346001My relationship with my dad is fine, he texted me today to remind me to drink water!
>>743346035He texted you from his grave?
>>743346035Stop pretending to be me. Anyway, our relationship was good enough, gay stuff not withstanding. And regardless, how does my relationship with my family affect my superiority above you?
>>743346001Gottem
>>743345884The /vg/ general is dying as well, they're getting very unhinged lately.
>>743346135Stop pretending to be me nigger. Anyway, he resented me for using all my continues in EoSD on Easy mode and gave up on me forever. That's why I will never live Touhou fans down to this day.
>>743345954pretty sure it was like a year
>>743340383not a single good game there
>>743345891qrd
>>743346501Oh, he defended werster (the GDQ guy that said nigger on live stream and /ourguy/) in a regular /v/ thread. This caused /vp/ to go insane, apparently, although its pretty obvious its one person and no one on /vp/ is even aware of this.
>>743346570Wait /vp/ don’t like Werster?
>>743346501During the werster cheating drama someone recognized his posting style, then the troon outed himself and a few people posted his clips and laughed at him. Then he went to /vp/ and did the same thing and they laughed at him even harder. Then they turned the shmup thread into the drama discussion until it died.
>>743346707I'm pretty sure its a mentally ill autist that's obsessed with the onimai poster and constantly has meltdowns pretending to be him, as much of what he screeches about doesn't even line up with reality and even goes against /v/ culture. I have no idea what /vp/ thinks about werster, I bet they're too busy gooning to furry porn to even know he exists.
>>743346570>>743346707>posted fake speedruns larping as a girl>tried to get the nigger clip taken down>trooned out about a youtube thumbnailmore like /urgay/
>>743346570tranny>>743346728kwabyou shmupniggers need to keep this tranny locked up
>>743346728>Then they turned the shmup thread into the drama discussion until it died.No, pretty sure that was Auster and his goons. He hated me because I dared challenge his reign on /vr/ and decided to make my life a living hell because of it. So they circle me like vultures, watching for any little thing they can use to try and beat me into submission. Its like a cult. Anyone against the dogma must be destroyed. Its fascinating, really. Somebody should document it.
>>743347015Okay auster
>>743347015I'm pretty sure it's /vrpg/. Or the Steam threads. Or the speedrunners. Or the Touhoufags. Or the fighting game chads.
>>743347015Play TSS with me
>>743347096All good guesses. Those are all large demographics of retards that came to hate me for no other reason than I spoke the truth. But no, I'm pretty sure only Auster and anyone who would willingly associate with him is behind it.
>>743347096It's the Diablo and Genshin players
>>743347168Well, he would be correct there, as there is an australian discord that uses 4chan, and there is a particular gay australian on that discord who is obsessed with touhou, very shitty air dashers, and speedrunning, and has become quite an infamous mentally ill terminally online shitposter on /vg/, so that would make sense really.
>>743347251Hi Ric
>>743347297I'm not ric and I've been on this site a long time. I know exactly what's happening.
>>743340383Tried to make a grid a few times over the years but I never remember what games I've played and actually enjoyed.Taste have changed over time and I don't feel like adding some kid games from the 90's there.
>>743347335I just put what you did today in the google doc. You'll be sorry when I release it.
>>743344667>Is the Longest Journey good? Sell me on it.It's VERY good, although there is one casual filter puzzle near the beginning (the inflatable duck puzzle). Basically the main character finds out she has the ability to shift between two twin worlds; our world ("Stark") and a fantasy world ("Arcadia"). These two worlds used to be one single world before an incident caused it to have to be split. There will be a day when the two worlds will be ready to remerge, but until that time there must always be an individual residing in the space between dimension to act as a conduit, keeping the two halves separate and in balance. The most recent person to fill that role has vanished, and the MC must gain mastery over her power and find her way to the in-between realm and become the new conduit before the two worlds crash together and annihilate each other.If you couldn't tell from my summary, there's a LOT of depth to the game world, and there's a lot of fantastic character writing. The amount of dialogue could probably fill up two full novels. There IS a bit of Whedonism in it, but it's very light.The sequel, Dreamfall, is just okay, and Dreamfall Chapters turned out mediocre dogshit.
>>743341824Play the Ace Combat games.
>>743341724 here, might as well rate more while I'm back.>>743341770baffling taste, but you do you.>>743341824Okami, Viewtiful Joe, Psychonauts, Katamari, BG&E>>743342230VLR and a half point for miney crafta>>743342716Sunshine, Triple Deluxe>>743343401RE4, Melee
>>743349497continued (fucking faulty spam detection)>>743343629RE4, Cuphead>>743344659ISAAAAAAAC (rebirth, haven't played the repentance content yet), SMT4, THUG>>743344662Wii Sports>>743344667999, Hotline, Chrono Trigger, OoT>>743346815CT, KI:U, MGR:R, TTYD, WW, GX, All Tomatoes>>743346843Apple Tater
couldn't fill all 9 slots
>>743349924Why not?
>>743349556>Apple TaterSell me on it.
>>743349497you strike me as someone who plays games for atmosphere, not gameplay
>>743350278couldn't think of more games that hit me as hard as these
here my real actual favoritesi love jrpgs so much
I love insane ambitious worlds with lore so dense I can study up on it for years, recommend me something like that
>>743350670Is this the shmup guy? This is kind of interesting to me, that he bounced into a different genre without much resistance. I guess some people really aren't kidding when they say all they care about is playing games.
>>743349556>All TomatoesIll take that as a compliment
>>743349497>>>743341770>baffling taste, but you do you.shit I meant that for >>743341764>>743350298>needing to be sold on fat robot ass used as a trojan horse to torture the main characters with existentialism>>743350319>plays games for atmosphere, not gameplayAnon, a little under half of the games on my list have puzzle-solving and/or point-and-click adventure style gameplay as a major (if not core) characteristic, and the rest are platformers and RPGs. What the fuck are you talking about?>>743350670cave story, puzzle quest, Sam & Max, La Mulana, Grim Fandango>>743350717Echoes, Xenoblade, DKCR
>>743350783It was a positive. I was trying to come up with something that sounded like "automata" and I'd already used apple tater
>>7433506701/100
>>743350784>puzzle-solving and/or point-and-click adventure style gameplayIs it really puzzle solving though? Like these aren't really dense puzzle solving games. Zachtronics stuff is what made me realize that a lot of puzzle games aren't really games, and that puzzles can be open ended and goal oriented rather than just being "solve X and be done with the game forever". And the platformers I see are all pretty lenient and shallow. When is the last time you actually played a game?
>>743350784>needing to be sold on fat robot ass used as a trojan horse to torture the main characters with existentialismIt took me until now to realize it was a play on the word Automata's title. Sort of NeaR a Tomato. My mistake. I see you are a man of culture.
>>743350930I'm playing Imperishable Night right now. It's pretty hard, Queen Larsa wasn't as difficult as Reisen.
>>743350930>"solve X and be done with the game forever">not still a puzzle
>>743351050Well yeah, how is a jigsaw puzzle a game? Games are won, that puzzle is solved. You can add a timer to the puzzle and it becomes a game, but not a very good one.
Reposting from yesterday dead thread
>>743351114mostly cool, botw has got to be one of the worst games i have ever played though
>>743351006Wait until you reach Kaguya
>>743351089>how is a jigsaw puzzle a gameThe win state is finding a solution to the puzzle.The lose state is getting stumped and giving up.Just like a Zachtronics game.
>youtube copymonkey shmuptard doesnt understand the appeal of puzzle solvinglol
>>743351341Shmupmonkeys just copy strats anyway
>>743351294>The win state is finding a solution to the puzzleThat's solving the puzzle. A singular fixed static solution isn't really a game. Like tetris is a game because you are playing against another person or a score, with the goal of winning. Putting the square peg in the square hole isn't really gameplay. Its more of a measurement of pre-existing abilities rather than forming new ones, which is distinct from gameplay. If there isn't potentially different outcomes then its not anything like a game.
>>743351450is diablo a game
>>743351512Are you learning anything or is it just giving you a pile of data to arrange into a solution
>>743351512I heard if you're good at Diablo you can 1cc any arcade shmup first try.
>>743343890(You)
>>743343890>gameplay densityGo to bed, Mork.
>>743351341Also note how he completely abandoned the "you aktually enjoy the atmosphere" part of his original goalpost.
>>743351568I learned Futari BL God Mode is just a rhythm game for dads
>>743351685The logical conclusion to draw from someone who likes to go to quirky digital places to put blocks in the correctly shaped holes would be that they are chiefly playing for superficial reasons like atmosphere. Or maybe it's the optimistic conclusion, because alternative explanations are far more depressing.
>>743351580i don't think it works for touhou or other rpgs unfortunately
>>743351820Trolling used to mean something.
>>743351864People used to use that term correctly instead of a buzzword in their cry bullying.
>>743351512Did onitroon's dad disown him at 15
>>743340383r8
>>7433522029/9 no shmups
total tranny death
>>7433522024/9+Metroid Dread, +CV3
Hi
>>743353693>Civ4Based Beyond the Belief
>>743353693>>743341724>>743343401>>743343629>>743352202Shanoa deserves more love
Faggots
>>743353973I love Shanoa a OoE but I like Dracula's Curse more
>>743353973Order of Eclessia is probably my third favorite castlevania, just behind SotN and Bloodlines.
>>743341770On boy, it's another retard who's IQ is so low he doesn't understand the rating system. Fitting for the shit taste.
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>>7433403835/6-DaS>>7433413371/1>>7433415707/7I liked AC2 a lot for all its mechanical improvements, but I dislike how it completely scrapped the structure/formula of the first game rather than refining it. It was arguably the start of Ubisoft games just stuffing in content to pad out the game. It was a severe overcorrection to the complaints some people had about the first game. It reminds me if Kingdom Hearts 2 in the sense that it’s a sequel that overcorrects and loses some spice of the original as a result.>>7433418247/7This might be a hot take, but I actually think MGS Delta improves the OG MGS3. I do miss the Subsistence camera system though.>>7433449133/3>>7433468157/9-DaS, -Elden RingFallout 3 is on my top 20 too. I feel it was a fluke on Bethesda’s part considering they fumbled the ball on 4 and 76, and the TV series is mostly fine, but has some cringe and tryhard parts. I think I like 3 the most because of its balance between melancholy and surreal black humour. I never cared much for NV’s world building autism and prefer stories that feel a bit more fantastical. Kid Icarus Uprising is also the best Nintendo game ever made IMO. Palutena a cute.>>7433539732/2MP2 is an overall messier game than 1, but I love its story.
>>743340593>Nier over automataaka patrician's choice
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>>743340383Very similar to mine, I prefer dmc3 over 1 tho.
>>743340383How the fuck can you like both NGB and soul shit? I guess you're a fan of the puzzles
>>743350670I'm new to jrpgs, what's the most similar to alttp and chrono trigger?>lots of content>fun combat with many abilities >lots of lot and equipment to discover>lots of quests and optional content>power ups>not too grindy>decent story
>>743362019trials of mana snes
>>743362739I've heard of it. I'll give it a try, thanks
games mostly played recently >>743340383looking for recs might play NIER, i don't know.
