Man, remember when Inkling got invited into Smash?
>>743343373Not really no, which one was this? Brawl?
Remember when racism was really cool?
Do snoys still pretend Splatoon 1 and 2 were somehow better than 3 or did that phase end?
>>743343485>>743343523Splatoon 3 is the best Splatoon because it has 24/7 Salmon Run. Granted, it might get kicked into the krill by Splatoon Raiders in......9 days?So we'll see how that goes.
>>743343373I remember watching that Direct.
bumping for sexy squid
>>743343738fuck off faggot nobody likes you
>>743343523They were, and Im tired of pretending 3 was better in any way>worst maps>worst idols>worst splatfests>worst dlc>battlepass fomo shit>dailies>faggot twitter shit instead of miiverse posts everywhere>body type a/b shit
>>743343523I mean 3 has worse maps than the other two by far and I don't think this is even really disputed.
That was the 3rd time my #1 pick I wanted in Smash, got into Smash. I felt great.
>>743344040Congrats anon
>>743343884The Devs had to go back and add shit to their Stages; multiple times, because it turns out Chargers are massive dicks and people don't appreciate every Stage having mile long sight lines.
>>743343757Too bad, you get sexy octos.
Charger Users are bad people and I do not care for them.
>>743344628Yes
>>7433438382 had the worst controls, specials and campaign, gear meta and weapon balance, and had actual fomo since SR was only active every now and then, unlike the actual improvement of having definitive unlock conditions for new gear instead of daily login rng with the shops
>>743345064>and had actual fomo since SR was only active every now and thenI hated that shit because every time I wanted to play salmon run it was almost always closed
>>743343373I need Splatoon Raiders nowI have nothing to play atm
>>743343373i miss splatoon 1's bubbler
>>743346641I miss the echolocator.
>>743346759>I miss the echolocatorAs do I
>>743346759I miss the Bubble Blower.
Making salmon room at rotation
>>743343838>wrong>extremely wrong>wrong>there's only two>play three matches a day and you reach level 100 without issue>completely optional gacha btw>seethe
That was a hell of a first trailer for Ultimate. My first thoughts were of a remake of Splatoon 1, which seemed weird to me since 2 was still so fresh. Don't think I expected the next smash so early in the switch's lifetime. Now I'm just waiting for them to add playable veemo for the next one, and a stage that isn't fucking Moray Towers. Shoulda been Urchin Underpass.
>>743347940We need a final fest stage that cycles between the concerts and the big run
>>743347940FUCK MORAY TOWERS god what a dogshit stage and fuck the japs for liking it so much
>>743348236Final Fest would be based, but big run or just a straight up salmon run level would be amazing. Salmonid enemies pop up occasionally as an enemy hazard, and it'd be one of the stages with a boss like Castlevania or Mega Man. Randomly picks from fatass, fug, or joe.>>743348246The sad thing is that Moray is still better than most of the original stages in 3. Things can always, always get worse and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
looking for people to play norms ranked or salmon run with trying to get high ranks on salmon run SW-7356-2611-9028dc nomnom453im from australia
>>743348517>Moray is still better than most of the original stages in 3no
>>743348517I like Crableg Captial, that's a pretty good Splatoon 3 Stage.
>>743345826did you get into Rank X?
>>743348574You know you can just join pool right?
>>743348574>discord>australia>being this newKek, are you retarded? just join the pool
Splatoon 2 and 3 maps feel roughly equal after all the patches. I think I may prefer 3 a little bit. If 3 traded some of 2’s shittier returning maps for The Reef, it’d be much better off
>>743348910>>743348865can't use the pool in raiders retards
>>743343373Ohh it was about Smash Bros.
>>743348638Believe me, saying it gives me no pleasure but it's true. I'd rather play on Moray than on, say, Eeltail or Brinewater..>>743348756Crableg actually kinda rocks, this is true.
>>743349012>saying it gives me no pleasure but it's trueit's not
>>743349000that anon wasn't talking about raiders retard
>>743349000good ol' ranked raiders
>>743349012Moray is definitely better than Brinewater, but I'd say about the same as Eeltail.Cod, I hate Brinewater.
>>743349073>>743349114>retards can't extrapolate informationinbreds.If he wants to play ranked or salmon run he'd also want to team up in raidersFucking worthless cretins can't even do the most fucking basic amount of planning
>>743349000So true, you can only use the keyword, aka pool
>>743349040Put your glasses back on and face reality.>>743349169Eeltail is the most hallway map out of a whole game of hallway maps, in a series that used to have Walleye Warehouse. Banger tricolor, I'll give it that.
Also, alongside Crableg Capital, I think Lemuria Hub is another good Stage as well.
>>743349353no
I don't like having the Charger in Salmon Run. The fish are mean and they bully me so I can't fire off shots.
>>743349546It's almost never on whenever I play but I have liked the few matches I played on it. It reminds me a lot of Saltspray with its layout. For whatever reason, whenever I'm on turf it's Marlin Airport half the time. It's become my new Mako Mart, the map the game would never let me escape in S2.>>743349580Don't make my shake my fist, I'll do it.
>>743349857no
>>743343373This series really went to shit when they changed the first two idols into retarded rap shit.
>>743343523>snoysFuck you nigger, all the best songs and maps are from 1, that is a goddamn fact
>>743349941You brought this upon yourself.
>>743349001Why do they burn crosses anyways?
holy shit I'm glad that I'm making a room because freelancers this rotation are fucking retarded
>>743350387this rotation?
>>743350469yes two freelancers had THREE death and I was the one stuck with the charger on the wave we failed well I was the last player alive but they were so fucking pathetic that I killed myself on purpose
>>743350550
>>743350246>retard taking terrible no effort baitPlease.Please just stop that. These threads are typically peaceful don't draw in the ass clowns by feeding them.You TRULY do not need to get the last word in.
reminderBananza event up right now. elephant and bat based in temptest. toughest yet IMO
>>743343523Why do you assume sonyfags even owned a Wii U to play the first game? Splat1 had the best iteration of their stages.With how Splat3 introduced new movement options, the maps felt worse than the games with simpler movement.
>not a full roomFuck it, I'll join even though I got my bonuses already. Was gonna give others a shot but it's either this or you get a freelancer.
>>743350615>events>dlc events>in a single player gamelmao
>>743350469Yeah, rotations with Chargers tend to filter Freelancers as the guy with the Charger often gets overwhelmed.
>>743350645They are fun, mald over it.
I do think Splatoon 2 had better Food compared to 3.
>>743350750It all looks pretty gross, like Scooby Doo food
only doing one king
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GUYS PLEASE KILL THE STINGERS THEY'RE CONSTANTLY ATTACKING ME IT HAPPENS EVERY FUCKING SHIFT
>>743350848You know you want it.Speaking of which, I wonder if we'll get any Food Bonuses in Raiders?
>>743350579take your own advice you stupid wannabe janny faggot
GOLD!
>2 games and goldFuck me, that was quick.>>743350895Don't look at me, man, I go after them and flyfish on sight. Of course sometimes I get fucked over...
>>743349001>mario if he keep it real
>>743350895stop hiding in the back like a squitch.>>743350848that's kinda the point.>>743350750>waffles with chocolate sauce, whipped cream, deep fried shrimp>chocolate chips>marshmellowsDamn miracle these squids don't drop dead from this shit frankly
>>743351262fuck off fang go back to your shitty fomo dlc
>>743351262Meals like this won the war against the Octos, ya know.What did the Octo Army have to eat? Rice and Water. They get to add seasonings to the rice the day after a successful mission.
gg reefbro
>>743351401gg
>>743350945There's a pretty good chance, I wouldn't be surprised if you gathered ingredients for food
Oh wow. Didn't think I'd see you again until next big run, or splatfest.
just letting you know anon we're gonna do one more king
GIMME THE BEAT, BOYSGIMME THE BEAT, BOYSGIMME THE BEAT, BOYS
>>743343373I remember when Splatoon was announced and /v/ went into a cunny meltdown.
>>743351359I suppose so, carbo-loading is important for a war.>>743351920he fat.seasoned cohozuna could be neat.When do reviews go up?
damn it I fucked up at the end sorry guys
Probably should've used those ink strikes earlier, but goddamn they were all over the place.
>>743352150nah it was my fault for wasting my first wave breaker on the goldie wave
ggs those were some fun shifts I'm gonna back to dread now
GGs bros.
Good kills boys, glad I joined.>>743352336To be fair, it was pretty funny. And I don't think a wave breaker would've done much about all those bosses coming from every side.
>>743343373It started great, but they should've ended with the Smash logo reflection in her eye
>>743352048How dare you reply to me.
>>743352540>I don't think a wave breaker would've done much about all those bosses coming from every sideit would've helped a bit and that alone would've been enough to clear a wave especially since we failed by one egg
Remember when there was only boy and girl inkling?
Isn't this one of you fags?https://youtube.com/shorts/yBT9M7Cjanw?ra=m
is raiders salmon run on crack? I just got a switch 2 but I didn't get any games
>>743352620>especially since we failed by one eggOh wow, we did. Ah well, still worth it.>>743352726Back in the before now, when I played yebby and rape fish didn't exist.
>>743352618fag>>743352826basically yes.also get bananza
>>743352819lol it is
>>743352907I didn't like odyssey or donkey kong all that much so I skipped thatbut thats cool I might pick up raiders then
>>743352965>he bought a switch 2 for one gameOof
>>743352852The funny thing was that I knew wasting it was going to screw us and it's exactly what happened
>>743350579There really will never be a fix for something without proper rule enforcement. Trolling is allowed for example, so is feeding a troll.When site owner doesn't care nor is willing to put any effort into it, it doesn't really matter what is good and bad for the site.Its just what makes money and what data the owner can sell to third parties.
>>743352819Was confused for a second until I saw. Huh, alright. Actually, I think I have two of them dudes added.>>743353032Let that be a lesson to you: never fuck around. Unless it would be really, really, really funny.
>>743353154Nah I'm still going to fuck around especially when I have teammates from pool
>>743353085Sure but they feed on engagement. If you give them none they'll fuck off to Metroid, Zelda, DK, etc threads.Try to have some self control and don't let these threads be a place they bunker down in. It's going be a long few months, just ignore the fags, report and discuss the games.
>>743353215
>>743353024my switch 1 is 8 years old and I got spooked by the price increase
>>743350619snoys have no gamesthey don't play gamesthey hate newest tendieslop by praising old tendieslop they never played
>>743351457I'll stick around long as I can, at least until I get burned on Anarchy Battes again.
>>743353760I only bought a switch 2 for mario kart world but I knew that eventually more games from my favorite ips would release so it wasn't a hard decision for me but like I always say if you want to buy a new console have at least five games on that console that you want yo justify a purchase
>>743354085I think the majority of people who hang around are just playing it casually, playing however they please. After getting that third golden SR banner, I'm just trying to get to that gold big shot badge.
>>743354680>I'm just trying to get to that gold big shotHow much do you have left? also congrats on finally getting the final gold banner
>>743354743Heh, thanks. I'm pretty sure I'm the last of the dedicated salmon-killing pool residents to get this, and to still be going for that badge. Says here I'm at 8,783 kills so far. A little over 1.2k to go now.
>>743354990>Says here I'm at 8,783 kills so far.hmm I guess it's time to start stealing big shot kills
>>743355037Sounds like a good idea if you want your days numbered.
>>743355338Just joking I know how frustrating it is getting those kills so I'm not going to steal them though you do need to watch out for that rice fucker he'll steal them just for teh lulz
>>743355436My alternative idea for a response was who do you think you are, that guy?
>>743352726I remember when the game was first revealed we thought they were both girls
>>743355663Thankfully for you he only shows up for big run so you're in the clear
1 > rest
go to sleep g!!
>>743355897no
>>743355790Just because you said that, he'll start playing regularly again. You watch.
>>743356061
https://x.com/SplatoonJP/status/2077317497121054753https://x.com/SplatoonJP/status/2077317748330533025https://x.com/SplatoonJP/status/2077318000102007037More gadget demonstrations, alongside summer art for the group. Splatarang looks sick as shit with that upgrade that lets it orbit you. Conch looking like a rainmaker of sorts. Bomb balloons seem like they have potential.>>743356156You think everything is funny.
>>743357256Nice art and shiver sexo
>>743357256>You think everything is funny.Yes I try not to take vidya too seriously
>>743343373man remember when everyone wanted to smash inkling
>just looking for fun art>yesterday's NA post about salmonids has maybe 70% of the westerners talking about how evil they areI thought this was a fucking joke, but holy shit I think these faggots are serious. Talking about how splatoon has treated them horribly and what a weird attitude the series has because apparently the salmonids are stand-ins for indigenous people and how evil the squid and octo folks are for taking their shit. Every time I think these retards can't sink any lower, they do.>>743357314>shiver sexoNaturally.>>743357346If not taking vidya seriously was a competition, you'd be beating these morons by a landslide.
>>743357691>If not taking vidya seriously was a competition, you'd be beating these morons by a landslide.Of course I would well time to sleep see you later ese
>>743358004Ought to have been in bed already, myself, but I get caught up in the sploons. Night, jefe.
>>743357691They simply lack the brain power required to enjoy the kino of the Salmonid death cult culture.They have to project onto them because otherwise they'd have to look the actual lore in the eye and kneel to the ludo.
I hate Big Man for ruining a good threesome.
>>743357256Wait before I go I have to say I might permanently use that booyarang because holy shit it's like the cross in castlevania and the boomerang in adventures of Elliot
>>743358145My wife Shiver is so happy to be sitting next to me....
>>74335814535 years old and never once in my life has a pretty girl ever sat next to be not out of obligation.
>Splatoon Converse All StarsOh shit, the 90s are hitting back hard.>>743358093That's the crazy thing, a lot of these "people' are aware of the lore of how salmonids embrace death and being delicious. And yet they're still going on about dumb bullshit like this.>>743358145This really is leading up to Shiver and Frye making the mechanic into their boy toy, isn't it?>>743358172My mind was on Castlevania and some of those orbiting familiars in Binding of Isaac.
>>743358349mechanic is woomy not yebby
>>743358349>This really is leading up to Shiver and Frye making the mechanic into their boy toy, isn't it?As it should tbdesu
>>743358807Shiver and Fyre explicitly call him cute.
>>743358807Nah, pure yeb.
>>743355690if you try hard enough, both can be the girl
>>743357256Wait, hold on. Conch Shell actually looks really fun. I definitely want that when it's time to grind Power.>>743357691Weirdos on western social media live solely to force a social/political discussion whenever a new video game is about to arrive.
>>743358145Mechanic, you have to continue Shiver and Frye's respective Clans.Think of the Clan Bloodlines, Mechanic!
>>743359845Can't wait to taint the pure octo bloodline of the Hohojiro Clan with my Inkling seed!
>>743358145Fishing Minigame confirmed.
>>743359845They want his ink.
>>743352726Cool it with the antisemitism
>>743361261why are idols so cockhungry
>>743361462Those ones have been stranded on an island for a month already. They need it. Veemo game is better.
>>743343696>24/7 Salmon RunTruly the best mode.
>>743361261>>743359168>>743359303>>743358349>his
>>743364141Yes
>>743364432insane cope
>>743364141Those are pecs, nigga.Notice how he's never had any booba in any of the other comic pages?Yeah, he's yeb all the way.
>>743364594lollmaoalso>those eyebrows>yebyour hero is a woomy.
>Tummy isn't exposedThat's totally a Boy Inkling.
>>743358145
>>743366283>"Wow, the internet was right. She really is that flat."
>>743366279Retard, that outfit is on the character customization for both genders.
I'm making the Mechanic an Inkling Boy anyway.Inkling Boys need love too, ya know!
>>743367607
>>743368205
>>743366283now do the next panel with frye
>>743372959
>>743373483>face edit toobased
Maybe we're being a bit too hard on the Salmonids. I think we should let some try living in Inkopolis for a while. It would be culturally enriching for us!
>>743366283>>743373483
>>743374225No.
>>743374470kek
Heavy Splatling is the weapon of choice for refined gentlemen of exquisite tastes
>>743357256Booyarang looks like a good jack of all trades, easy to use, but low damage and requires good aim for full utilization. Should be great with some upgrades, particularly the mega power egg retrieval, which could make you a showstopper machineShellacker (great name) looks super satisfying and powerful. Will be especially fun in co-op where teammates can tank while you charge and then you can clear our the battlefield. Really looking forward to how crazy it gets with upgradesBombloons looks like a perfect tactical gadget. I liked how they demonstrated using the link for damage itself, the chain explosions, and the utility of a single bomb for a scrapper. Versatile and a lot of potential, but requires skill and quick thinking
>>743375949Agreed.
>Splatoon 3 "ended" nearly 2 years agoyeah just give me Splatoon 4 already
>>743379241Too Bad! We have to spend a island holiday with Deep Cut first.
>>743352819lmao yes
>>743371556GIWTWM
>>743345826Why aren't you playing Starfox or Rhythm Heaven?
>>743379241>got urchin underpass and some 3rd kits a year ago>got flow aura and health bars 6 months agoeh, this dead body is still moving and grooving
.......Splattershot Nova.
>>743343485total octoid death
>>743380132Why aren't YOU playing Skyrim?
reminder that this is mechanic is a woomy and has woobies.
why is he trying to force this so hard?
Reminder that there's a bear in space, watching us.All the time.
>goldies are inOdd. I wonder if they are just walking special charge or have new attacks
>>743383550i wonder how old she is, considering she's a pilot
>>743382030Even her?
>>743385134Never ask an inkling supremacist the race of his wife.
>>743384375Some of the floors in dungeons have timelimits to get enough power eggs I imagine Goldies will show up on some.
>"Are you a member of the Nintendo Fan Club yet?
>>743384375>>743387157Now I'm curious if Raiders will have it's own version of Glowfly Waves?
>>743387157>>743387463I actually just saw footage today that showed them as an “anomaly”. They’re loot piñatas
When does raiders come out?
>>743389484Next Thursday.>>743389441Oh, neat. Like the backpacks zombies in Left 4 Dead.
>>743343373Even if the next Smash game had a reduced roster size. Inkling is like 100% going to be in it. But would Octoling be able to debut though? I'm still shocked Octoling didn't make it into Ultimate.
>>743392127If they aren't made a separate character I feel like they'll do an Olimar/Alph situation and make have the alt colors Octos. They're getting in one way or the other.
>>743392127I think it's going to be Inkling/Octoling/Mechanic for Smash.
>>743392601Would make sense for the Mechanic to get in, as the first spin-off MC
What is it with veemos and always having bedroom eyes
>>743395834Octolings were designed to be sexier than Inklings.Source: the Splatoon devs a year after Octo Expansion
>>743395939Substantiate your claims
>>743358145he didn't want to be stuck in the cuck chair
>>743392601probably just inkling and octoling
>>743397060Disclaimer: it's all in moonrunes, but it's in here.https://www.famitsu.com/news/201807/21160955.htmlShould be on page 3.
>>743366283>>743373483>>743374470Our Yebby engineer is erectin' a dispenser
>>743397603Hmm, yeah they do say veemo was made to be more alluring/sexyThank you for the substantiation, anon.
>>743366283>>743373483>>743374470based edit-anonbased ogling mechanic
i desire cuttlings in splat 4
>You finally kill that one Seasoned Salmonid that's been giving you trouble all day.>All the loot is just Aerosprays.
>>743398682Never ever, at best you will receive one (1) song from the background Idol group cuttles
I want all the cool stuff from Raiders to get added to Splatoon's 4 Salmon Run mode.
>>743399374The Seasoned variants of them will probably be implemented in some way.
>>743379241We're gonna be stuck with maintenance mode Splatoon 3 for at least the next two years
>>743399802they couldn't even give us tricolor in private battles not that I play them but it should still be added as an option
>>743399562>when Deep Cut’s treasure hunting causes seasoned salmon to leave the islands and invade ceph cities
>>743399906Imagine the part-time job you picked up on a whim would start a chain of events that would lead to the next Great Turf War, but now it's Inklings & Octolings vs Salmonids.
Speaking ofEvery day I am terrified that Past winning means that 4 will be a prequel or some such.
>>743400306At most the single player campaign will be a flash back or some shit, the dev team is committed to the whole "characters age with the fanbase" thing, at least for now.More likely however the influences will largely just inspire the aesthetics and hubs, so hope you fucking love rural Japan.
>>743400306I need Splat-borne in my life.
>>7434003064 will be a soft rebooteverything from 1-3 still happened and those characters still exist, but they have no major role in the new game, which will prioritize a completely new story and characters
>>743400306They never should've tied the idols to the splatfest. I bet everyone would've voted for some kind of Jetsons future but because it was associated with Deep Flop people avoided it like the plague
>>743400306The Splatoon 4 Idol's will be Callie and Marie's respective Moms.
>>743400710sounds like cope
>>743343373could have been in smash 4 but they picked corrin instead
>>743400306Hopefully it's just something cool like y2k era tech and aesthetics becoming a fad and the story being about uncovering some hidden secrets, like finding the proto squid or something
>>743400710Chaos won 2's Final Fest yet both 3's base campaign and its DLC both lean closer to Order. They can just ignore the results.
is 3 worth buying in this day and age? is the campaign good?
>>743400306I think they'll just make it set in some kyoto inspired city that heavily embraces its history and traditions, if I think if they ever do a prequel it will be in a spin off game
Splatoon 4 will just be listening to Captain Cuttlefish ho on racist rants and retell old Great Turf War stories.
>>743400710return of mammalians and side order already had enough of a futuristic aesthetic, I would've voted past regardless
>>743401064Yes and yes, but it’d be easier to answer with some personal context (history with the franchise, tolerance for being stomped by sweats, etc)
I want to fuck a squid kid
>>743401609i really enjoyed splatoon 2 and im going to play the story mode to completion soon. also im a casual in online but i think its fun
>>743401724So you haven’t played 2’s story? What dis you spend most time doing? 3 has a campaign like 2’s dlc, and roguelike dlc that is controversial (because it’s light on content), but I think is great. It has much better specials that encourage coordination and objective play, rather than being good constantly and skewing weapon balance (armor and missiles). Maps are in a decent spot after patches. A little self similar with their design, but only a few are bad, so similar to 2. Salmon Run is just a lot better
Couch Co-op games with Frye.
>>743402997screenpeeking against Frye by looking at the screen's reflection on her fivehead
So when do you think we can expect splat4?
>>743400710That table shows that the Squid Sisters enjoyers simply outplayed everyone else by a statistically significant margin, and popularity is not needed to win. Just a skill issue on team future's part.
>>7434039472028. 2030 if their next project after Raiders is Animal Crossing.
>>743403947The answer depends on if Splatoon Raiders will get some form of post-launch content update or if this is a one shot sort of thing.2 years if no updates,3-4 if it does get post-launch content.
>>743404098I don't see Raiders having nearly as long as a support life as the mainline games on account of it being campaign designed.
>>743403969Well of course. Team past with the squid sisters appealed to the people who've played splatoon since the beginningNotice how present consistently does second best and the kids who must've picked future were always dead lastIt'd be weird if the results went any other way. This splatfest was rigged from the start
>>743404056Don't they have enough people now that they could work on both?
>>743404098if raiders had some kind of post launch live service model they probably would've gone over a roadmap in the direct.
>>743404553>This splatfest was rigged from the start
>>743404380>>743404813I can never tell with Nintendo when it comes to post-launch content these days.But mostly, it's just wishful thinking. Raiders is like, the only new game I'm looking forward to until we see what they did to Ocarina of Time.
>>743404804People keep saying that but we haven't actually seen proof of it yet.
The Salmonids are all bitches and I'm glad we're stealing their stuff! The only thing that could make this better is that we assassinate the Salmonid Queen and blow up the Flyfish production factory.
>>74340480450/50, even if that were the case, both teams work together to finish the last part of development before starting the next thing (that could answer why both splatoon and AC felt rushed or unfinished besides the free updates)
Yhe Enemy Teams must hate me something awful because I've been trying out the stock Splattershot Nova again and spamming Point Sensors like a complete bitch.
I'm curious how Splatsville got into so much debt. Cod knows, I've given the Shell-out Machine a small fortune several times over.
>>743406392The stage burning down in Grand Fest is probably a factor.
>>743406657>"Judd, what's fire insurance?"
>>743406392Big Runs could mean costly repairs and be driving up the cost of energy, if the grizzcos seemingly running on golden eggs puts us at a deficit
Various lights reflected off of Frye's fivehead became sorta like a laser and have cost the city millions in Cash for property damage these last few years.
Is the hydra still meta for ranked? I turned on the game after not playing it for like 2 years and found myself on a hydra + full walking speed build but all the tier charts I find have the hydra either very low or off-chart
>>743343373>March 2018>still no sign of the next Smash
>>743406392After Grand Fest they had an unaired Splatfest for title of Saltiest Bitch between Teams Ninja (EU), Ketchup and Frye. The resulting salinity caused widespread infrastructure damage and the repairs will cause millions.Also that fiddler crab lobby builder guy was totally embezzling money.
>>743350339Jewish psyop
>>743383369I do not support todd nor the todd agenda
>>743407503I believe Heavy Edit is the meta Splatling pick now.
>>743389441Neat>>743392058based
>>743407630>"The lobby I've built doesn't have a single standout feature...'cause EVERYTHING in there is featureworthy! If you don't have the greatest Turf War experience ever, I'll eat the smaller of my two claws.' —Glen Fiddler, President & CEO"Oh, yeah. I forgot about him.
>>743404380they could always add in new weapons, or more endless dungeons, etc. or some expansion like dragon's dogma bitter black isle.
>>743407878>I'll eat the smaller of my two clawsDo you think he ever did it?
>>743407990Probably, crabs can regrow claws.
>>743407878they made a 3d model just for this guy and he ended up not being plot relevant in any way whatsoever, why?
>>743407878>One of the few random characters with a full ass 3d model for the scrolls.>Random bleached claw.>Never brought up again.Sometimes I wonder just how fucked was Splatoon 3's dev cycle beyond what we already know.
>>743343373Remember when I jerked it to Marie? It was 30 minutes ago.
>>743408153>random bleached clawanon
every single rainmaker match of the last 8 in a row>start>follow after my team so I can anchor>instant wipeout of the entire team>enemy team gets the rainmaker and gets all the way to single digit distance from touchdown>have to spend 3 minutes fighting a losing battle where either we knockout or we lost>we lose on lead when time runs outatp I just wish they'd instakill my team so it can endevery single game starts already lost and then it's just waiting for it to be over
>Best part of Grandfest
>>743408698>>instant wipeout of the entire teamWhy aren't you getting kills faggot?
>>743406392It turns out that paying inklings thousands of G to shoot ink at each other doesn't give much return on investment
>>743392127>>743392283I can only assume that there was some sort of weird restriction or mandate regarding the use of Splatoon 2 material in Ultimate because it was overwhelmingly about Splatoon 1. I get that to a certain extent, given how great it was, but wasn't 2 either done or almost done with updates by the time of Ultimate? They could've easily put in Octoling as a playable character, and with open arms considering how insanely popular Splatoon is over there. Even disregarding another character, I think the squids only had gear and hair from 1. Could be the first-game bias that Sakurai seems to have about a lot of the franchises in Smash. Many characters only get stuff from their debut, and it takes years for literally any sort of adjustment. Just look at Dorf.Of course, if it were up to me Octoling would be no mere echo fighter. There's like 300 weapons in the game, they could easily have their own moveset separate from the inklings. Side B or Down B could be an E-Liter to aim at opponents, for instance.>>743400710Rather ridiculous worry to have given the ending of 1 only influenced one bit of story in 2 and the chaos theming of 3 was superficial at best.
>>743409336Because I'm a hydra and if my entire team dies then I just die can't do shit about it.
>>743409728>Rather ridiculous worry to have given the ending of 1 only influenced one bit of story in 2 and the chaos theming of 3 was superficial at best.Are you kidding me? 3 was ruined because they clearly wanted to make an order game. They made one desert map and had the start of the game be deserty as trailer bait, then just made the world's ugliest city as the main hub, worst idols by far, and both single player campaigns were completely order themed
farting under the blanket and forcing Frye to sniff all of it
>>743410045>They made one desert map and had the start of the game be deserty as trailer bait, then just made the world's ugliest city as the main hub, worst idols by far, and both single player campaigns were completely order themed...anon, do you not realize that you are agreeing with my statement? A single map and some Team Rocket idols don't really make for much of a chaos game. The hub is there, I guess, but it still looks just looks a bit of a run-down city than anything actually chaotic. I'm not sure there are any other stages besides Scorch Gorge that could count as chaos-themed.
>>7434039472028 if we're lucky
>>743408153>>One of the few random characters with a full ass 3d modelhad me convinced he would be the side order antagonist
>>743411846I thought he might be a side character or in charge of upgrades.
No salmon room this rotation
>>743414249
>>743414494Shit rotation I'm just gonna play with freelancers and stop once I get all of my capsules
is the pool alive?
>>743414249I didn't even realise it changed yet>eh it could be worse
>>743414701Looking at it, it seems to hover around average. Ballpoint's great, tetra and recycled brella are pretty good, I like brella's flexibility. But goo tuber is quite the mood killer.
>>743415010>eh it could be worseI'm also not doing the upcoming fission rotation because fuck the inkbrush>>743415067It's not bad but I'm not going to do two king waves with those weapons
>>743415246Seems perfectly capable to me, but eh.>inkbrush and aerospray togetherOh sweet son of a bitch, no. No, anything but that. Not even S-Blast can save that shit.
will splat tim make an appearance in raiders?
>>743415747You dare doubt he who has never let us down?
>>743415710Yeah that rotation is shit
>lowering your VPhow embarrassing
>>743417276Yeah, Freelancers are struggling with this rotation and I just need my capsules, man.
>>743417767Well now my curiosity is piqued. Time to give it a shot with all the dumbasses out there.
Damn, wave 2 wipe on first game. You weren't kidding.
>>743418178It doesn't help that I don't think most Freelancers know how the Ballpoint Splatling and Goo-tuber actually work.
>>743418384I"m convinced these people don't know how tetras or brella work, either. Dudes I were in just now just barely won both mothership and mudmouth waves. The freest of all waves.
>godly team with 174 golden eggs and only one death>rotation steals them from meSplatoon giveth, and Splatoon taketh away.
funny seeing you guys struggle when I was the one complaining and when I was freelancing just now everything went really smooth
>>743414994no they moved to inkgen pool iirc
I love you, Heavy Splatling. You'll always be my favorite and I can't wait to find you in Raiders.
>>743419392It's not going to be in raiders.
>>743418995And you were being such a Debbie Downer. I actually managed to find one of my good teammates from before the rotation and we finished up pretty well. Granted, I had to do a lot of the heavy lifting because god forbid anyone else deal with stingers or flyfish. But they can take care of themselves and I got some more big shots. Last game had me at 28 boss kills, but we beat fug in record time so all's well that ends well.
>>743419541it wasn't bad but I still did not want to do 2 king waves
>>743419541gn sis
>>743419827Yeah, it's not the best of times to be playing. If only goo tuber wasn't there, might be a bit more bearable.
>>743420273goo tuber s the best charger though
>>743343373I remember when Splatoon was first announced and this board was flooded with inkling porn before Treehouse ended.
sex with inkliing
The last Salmonid updates. Maws, Scrapper and presumably a Mythic Salmonid that they aren't naming.https://x.com/SplatoonJP/status/2077679886546940238https://x.com/SplatoonJP/status/2077680136506454363https://x.com/SplatoonJP/status/2077680388315709903
>>743420319Oh you.>>743420515I love when they do this sort of thing. I remember the previews for fug and joe, the murky video feed and corrupted audio of their cries. Makes em feel so much freakier. I wonder how many mythic salmonids are gonna be in Raiders.
