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Minecraft Versions As Christia(...) 07/15/26(Wed)00:32:28 No.743347740

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Minecraft Versions As Christian Denominations Anonymous 07/15/26(Wed)00:32:28 No.743347740 Archived

Java: Protestantism - Open and customizable with the least structure or restrictions.

Protestant Branches:
Unmodded Java: Mainline Protestants
Modded Java: Evangelicals

Legacy Console: Eastern Orthodoxy - communion of the Xbox, Playstation, and Nintendo autocephalous churches, all under a common tradition. Prefers tradition over modernity, as it has not been updated in years. Less centralized than the Bedrock releases (no crossplay, different features/updates/DLC), but still united under the same core tenets.

Bedrock: Roman Catholicism - has one central authority that is updating things and keeps all its releases strictly united (crossplay), like the papacy and magisterium.

Catholic Branches:
Pocket Editon: Latin Church (the original Bedrock with the most players)
Xbox, Playstation, Nintendo Bedrock releases: Eastern Catholic Churches (all broke off from their legacy console communions to join the Bedrock pontiff in 2018/2019)

VOTE if you agree: https://strawpoll.com/w4nWWV8GNnA

Anonymous
07/15/26(Wed)00:41:49 No.743348060

Anonymous 07/15/26(Wed)00:41:49 No.743348060

Internet christians will build churches in Minecraft but refuse to go in real life

Anonymous
07/15/26(Wed)00:44:05 No.743348148

Anonymous 07/15/26(Wed)00:44:05 No.743348148

>>743347740

do you have to jump to go up every step?

Anonymous
07/15/26(Wed)00:45:06 No.743348183

Anonymous 07/15/26(Wed)00:45:06 No.743348183

>>743348060

well of course the preacher is a lesbian telling you why you should accept trannies into your life

Anonymous
07/15/26(Wed)01:05:38 No.743348943

Anonymous 07/15/26(Wed)01:05:38 No.743348943

Whats the best version of minecraft?

Anonymous
07/15/26(Wed)01:16:29 No.743349289

Anonymous 07/15/26(Wed)01:16:29 No.743349289

>>743348943
1.5

Anonymous
07/15/26(Wed)01:20:23 No.743349401

Anonymous 07/15/26(Wed)01:20:23 No.743349401

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Which version of Minecraft represents the religion of the mad ocelot god, patron deity of autistic schizophrenics who physically can't stop posting the same shit over and over again or their god won't stop screaming at them to kill the whores?