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>preorders break records>Rockstar realizes they still have the retards on the hook>this ad appears all over YouTube shortly afterThere are people still buying Shark Cards in GTAV Online, let that sink in
>>743348736Moooo
money is nothing to me since I actually have a well paying job and invested in bitcoin over a decade ago
>>743348736>game satirizes consoomer lifestyle>consoomers still throw money at itmany such cases
>>743350828do you live in a cave?
you think normalfags care?
>>743348736>>743348790dont worry, itll be censored, i mean edited out and the wagie responsible will be fired.
>>743348904>anon gets adsLMAO faggot.
>"Buy more useless shit" (Buy more useless stuff)????????
>>743348904why are you poor?
>>743348736kek based, gta cucks really deserve to eat shit
are they calling their game shit?
>>743352310It's post-SA GTA, even they know it'll suck dick and naturally normals will think it's the second coming of Christ
>>743348790That looks like an ironic sticker on a counter at a hipster store. Sorry, a "local fair trade street wear co-op"
>>743348736honestly basedpeople caring about cosmetics this much is embarrassing
>>743351732explanation for browns
>>743348736Maybe I'll pirate it someday. I don't need it.
>>743350828>satire>rockstarRockstar *pretends* to write political satire with meaningful things to say about greedy CEOs and amoral corporations in GTA V, but all of their satire just consists of presenting a strawman and calling it dumb. Then they made billions off Sharkcards. They've been hypocrites for a long time.
>the company that has been taking the piss since 19-fucking-97 is taking the piss againWHOOOOOOOOO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COOOOOOOOOOMIIIIIIIIIING???????
>>743354623Yeah taking a random piece of obvious satire at face value is kind of disingenuous
>>743354862GTA has been a decades-long pisstake of American culture and the really funny thing is the Yanks gobble it up like Thanksgiving turkey. I think a lot of them don't even realize that they're the butt of the joke.
>>743352310Useless shit
>>743354980Of course they do you fuckwit, but modern Rockstar's attempts at political satire are embarrassing, juvenile and pretentious. "Beer drinkers are dumb and fuck pigs!" "Anime is all skimpy clothed boobs and tentacles!" "CEOs of big companies are dumb and greedy!" Throw in some unneeded explanations so even the biggest retard understands the joke, and that's the quality of the "satire" in modern Rockstar games.t. Jewropean
>>743354623they're taking the piss with this code in a box bullshit
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>>743348736That's just GTA being GTAWhen did people get so sensitive
>>743348736This is not a correct usage of "jump through the hoop" though. Rockstar didn't make it difficult to buy the ultimate edition at allBrownie post
>>743348904>extortionate value bottom rightso nothing new
>>743348904Why do you have ads you retard?
>>743348736Well I guess I'll have to cancel my preorder and never ever play this game
>>743355779Getting a job made me realize how valuable piracy is so I think that guy's right.
>>743353074yep
>>743348736I'm not buying a useless shit digital edition of the game, that's for sure. Sony can either sort it out or Rockstar Games are dead. I mean this wouldn't have been the only example to come to that conclusion but it's good enough one to protest over.
>>743348736>"Buy more useless shit"(Buy more useless stuff)
>>743348736I'm a Pokémon fan so I'm used to buying slop and being mocked by it.
>>743357130N-no you will buy it anyway... just buy it...... it's the most expensive game ever... Rockstar will deliver another great game just you watch..........
>>743348736Only buying physical copy with disc inside. Otherwise they can fuck right off. I have 80+ backlog on steam and gog alone. I don't need to play their stupid marketing games.
>>743351691>>743351774>>743356584Do people really pay for YouTube?
>>743358678nonon-retards use firefox or brave with ublockeven on phones and tablets instead of the shitty youtube apponly a complete retards would use youtube premium
>>743348736Good goys
>>743358678People who aren't retarded have had adblockers installed for like 20 years, retard. I haven't seen a youtube ad except when forced to watch somebody else show me something on their phone, using a browser that doesn't block ads.
>>743358678So weird to me to see people on this site who apparently have no clue you can block ads with zero effort. It's literally lost technology to zoomers. Like torrenting.
>>743348790>Girlboss Titless Abomination
>>743348736>Rockstar Games mocks those who buy the Ultimate Edition of GTA 6How so? >a sticker in the game says "buy more useless shit"And how does that relate to the Ultimate Edition of GTA 6?>uhhhhh
>>743358678retard>but muh appthe retard doesnt know lmao
>>743358883Average zoomer doesn't even know what a web browser is so it's not surprising they can't comprehend something like a browser plugin. They probably only watch youtube via the official app, too.
>>743358910don't forget the chimp lipsI bet she'll be half black lol
based beyond belief
>>743358678Download firefox or brave, then search for ublock origin and install it to your browser. Go to youtube. Be amazed that you never see another ad again in your life, as long you don't watch youtube through its shitty app and only through a browser that actually cares about your privacy.
Xou know what, consoomers deserved it
>>743358678finally some good fucking bait
>>743359180don't underestimate summer /v/
>>743350752>no replies The poorest man on /v/
GTA is a cattle series for goycattle.
>>743358847But what if I am entertained by bad advertising?
>>743358795you can't chat in livestreams in browser with adblock double retardshowever I will never pay for youtube either>gta6not buying>they're insulting their customers alreadylol
>>743354589On this week's episode of 'media that pretends to despise capitalism but profits from it', we present to you, Grand Theft AutoYou can really tell the level of intelligence some of these new age writers have.
>>743359804>media that pretends to despise capitalism but profits from itThat's a lot of mainstream media these days, yeah. If a small or independent creator says this it at least feels earnest, even if they can only dish out the most basic bitch criticisms they got off Reddit or Bluesky. When a game like GTA or, say, The Outer Worlds keeps repeating the "joke" of how bad big corporations and capitalism are, it comes across as laughable considering those games are published by the greediest, most amoral companies in the industry.
>>743359709>chat in livestreams
>>743359709>muh livestream chatneck yourself zoomer
>743350752If you made any meaningful investments in bitcoin a decade ago, you wouldn’t need a job, numbnuts lmfao
>>743359709Yes you can, dingdong.
>>743359932I have to get a kick out of it because it's always people who have only ever lived in a capitalist society, that hate it so much.It's not like they have life experience where they can definitively say some other form of government and rules of society were better.They never ask themselves what happens to the media industry if communism or a theocracy takes over. Their asses will be out of a job. Prepare for low-budget Pureflix films for the rest of your life.The grass is always greener, right?
>>743360126what? you don't expect me to talk to people irl do you?>>743360139fuck you>>743360194no you can't. youtube doesn't even load in 90% of browsers with adblock running and the ones it does DO NOT fucking have chat
wait you're seriously arguing with me about youtube in a gta6 thread, so you're basically admitting you consumer brains are retards, got it. tab closed. not falling for rage bait in a fucking sheep thread, goodbye, enjoy your "game" lmao
>>743348736>Rockstar is making fun of... me?>ME??>THE MAN WHO PAID A WHOLE $20 EXTRA FOR THE SPECIAL EDITION OF THEIR GAME?>So it's TREASON then, is it?? After ALL these years of LOYALTY and LOVE and PASSION and SPENDING now Rockstar has decided to mock ME??!?>*refunds deluxe edition purchase* >*pre-orders the regular edition instead* >YOU WILL REGRET THIS, ROCKSTAR! YOU WILL RUE THE DAY YOU PLAYFULLY INSULT SOMEONE AS IMPORTANT AS I AM!!>*sobs uncontrollably while sucking his thumb for the better half of the afternoon*I am so glad I share a website with the worst kind of subhumans imaginable.
>>743355779Snoycattle...not even once
>>743360984Who are you quoting?
>>743358678Zoomers are cooked
>>743361293having a little reddiitor spergout
>>743361293Society, anon. We live in one. And that's what fuels my art.Would you like to subscribe to my newsletter? It'd really help us out.
>>743355779It's hard to believe there are people like that. I hope it's just le ebin shitpost.
>>743348736I'm not "buying" the game that kickstarted the end of physical media.
>>743358795>What Is RevancedZoomer faggot
>>743361612>Revancedactual garbage
>>743348736People who buy crimeslop are the biggest goycattle consumerists on the planet. They are mindless drones who will do what they are told. They will buy the same game multiple times and pay whatever subscription it asks for.
>>743361612revanced suckskill yourself shill
>>743361564Wow, how valiant of you. If only more gamers were authentic physical media Chads like you instead of faggy digital media playing incels. I bet you have sex quite often with many very attractive women. Only someone this brave deserves to get laid.
>>743361672How does it suck you fag? Better than use the fucking browser on you phone to watch videos
>>743361657>>743361672>works for me:)no really though, i have no idea what your problem is
>>743360225I live in Europe so I have at least talked to people who have visited or lived in formerly communist countries (my best friend's a gypsy) and they don't have many positive things to say about communism. I think they still fucking hate communists with a passion in places like Poland and Czechia.
>>743361724>Better than use the fucking browser on you phone to watch videosnot reallysame shit
>>743360751>willingly engages parasocial faggotry>fails at setting up adblocker>is discoraged by hearsay>actually watches adsAt some point the lines between performative retardation and actual retardation vanish.
>>743359595lmao
>>743348736>game is allowed to make fun of everybody except us.kek.
>>743348790imagine wanting to play as this
>>743348736I don't own xbox or ps so couldn't rent gta 6 anyhow. Take-Two are fucking retards
>>743348904>There are people buying useless currency for shit gamesIt's weird innit
I pay for YouTube music since it’s Spotify but with included ad-less YouTube. Join a family and it’s like $40/year.
>>743348736I don't worship niggerculture unlike the rest of you so GTA was never big with me.
>>743366631please elaborate
>>743351340With a box of scraps, yes.
>>743359804>these new age writersthese writers have been there for almost 2 decades
>>743355779Funny. If you asked the guy why he didn't buy a decent indie game, he'd easily say $20 is too much without a second thought. Normalfags don't want to pay for video games. They want to pay for the current hype and topic to talk with their normalcattle friends.
>>743348769fpbp
>>743358795>>743359124>brave>with ublock
>>743355779>niggers telling anyone to get a jobroflmao
>>743348736Nope Thats why i was never gonna but GTA 6 in the first place. This changes nothing.I wasn't going to buy it a year ago. I wasnt going to buy it 2 years ago.I didn't buy GTA 5 or 4.I was never going to buy this slop.
Im reading all the shit you fuckign idiots, retarded dumbfucks shit out here and it's no wonder rockstar or other companies behave like this since their audience consists of basement dwelling faggots with no job, 2 tons of fat and no friends whatsoever.You babble about not buying and yet you will do it anyway like fuckign pussies and idiots like you are. And this retarded language ,,normalfags"... What are you, five? fucking idiots. It's also no wonder you hipster fags are hated by everyone in your area. Get a life, faggots
>>743348904I have never once even opened GTA OnlineI genuinely, to this day, don't understand how it even works structurally. Is it private lobbies if the game world for you and your friends+co-op content dripfed over time? Are you in there with randoms? Why would I play it over normal GTA?
>>743367015Indie games? are you that fucking retarded to think normal person will wate their money on this oversaturated garbage? But i guess indie games have niche full of useless basement dwelling faggots like you who will pay for every piece of shit out there. 4channers really should be locked in mental asylum away from us, normal and well adjusted people. All of you need to get a life and stop being fucking cunts, so mayby your parents will love you again.
>>743359014ummm... soomers used soulful shoot everything extensions taht let u shoot things....and i mena... things on the screen... like on ur browser
>>743361849I live in NYC so I know plenty of refugees from communism and they all universally hate it.Of course, I assume those that liked it were the ones who stayed behind.
>>743358678It's the only platform that makes it even remotely worth it, and for a majority of us, YouTube is our daily driver for sloptent
>>743351732they didn't want to offend india by implying shit was useless and not sacred
>>743358678Zoom zoom moment
>>743348904GTAO2 isn't going to be added later if you own VI is it? They absolutely going to sell it as a full price side gane, aren't they? I think they're cocky enough to do it because they know people will double, triple, quadruple trip.
>>743372859No that would kill the amount of money they get off mtx which is where half the money of GTAV came from. It wouldn’t be worth it at all. They literally removed the single player component from GTAV just so GTAO was cheaper to get. It will come with GTA6 but they will also let you buy GTAO2 without GTA6
