How were you supposed to know you could go down it?
>He doesn't instinctively insert himself into every crevice he findsNGMI
>>743356943Read the manual.
>>743357127It's not therehttps://www.nintendo.co.jp/clv/manuals/en/pdf/CLV-P-NAAAE.pdf
>>743357010/thread
>>743356943I figured it out on my own as a 6 year oldYou can do it, anon. I believe you
>>743356943You see Mario go into a pipe st the end of stage 1-1. Extrapolate from there.
>>743357010>>743357236This
>>743356943games were made for 100+ IQ people back in the day, we just intuited all the puzzles that zoomers use guides for now.
>>743356943>>743357205They added it in the manual for SMB2 and then everyone collectively slapped their heads and went back to smb1
>>743356943>the end of the very first level showcases the exact same mechanic>mario can crouchnot difficult to put two and two together
>>743357601>Hmm, I can sense a pipe nearby
>>743357601>Wait-a minute...
>>743356943Nintendo PowerNintendo HotlineFriends
>>743357010I instictively insert myself into your moms crevice
>>743357010>t.caveniggerYou're the one who's not gonna make it gng>>743356943You see enemies climbing up some tubes, maybe you can also go down some tubes.
>>743357972>see enemies with sharp teeth poke out of tube>think that if you go down it it's gonna eat youthis is what normal well adjusted children thought
>>743357601That's too obvious and soulless. Slap a lambda logo on it.
>>743358006No, that's what bitchmade zoomers think. We're built different.
Piranha plants came out of them, so you of course checked if you can go inside. Visual cues. Deduction. A drive to explore. You connect the dots. What is Mario's profession? Plumber. Why would you go inside the dirty tubes? Gold. Jewish gold? Perhaps. They tend to use underground tunnels for their unsavory operations. Of course, Nintendo could not depict them outright. So they did the best they could. Goombas — walking noses. Thwomps — evil golems. Deadly pits. Wells? Perhaps. Filled with poison? Maybe, maybe. You just knew.
Did the original have a demo movie? I know Super Mario Land on GB did
>>743358392No but Mario goes into a pipe before every underground stage
>>743356943because I grew up never reading the manual, instead I decided it's more fun to push every button on the controller to see what it does
>>743358380Nigger can't write a goomba = kikes post without relying on AI
>>743358392It does but it doesn't show going down a pipe.https://youtu.be/DMKMsw4t2ZE?si=ZO1Dyq8FvXan-riQ&t=8
>>743358508but... there were only 2 buttons...
>>743358608the d-pad alone has 4 buttons already
>>743358608yeah, so why not push all of them and use the dpad in every direction? you don't like pushing buttons, gay boy?
>>743356943Well the end of 1-1 shows that you can go in pipes. Thing is, you never actually need to go DOWN a pipe to beat the game except for in the very last level, and if you've made it that far, you've probably figured it out by then.>but what about warp zonesYou don't need to use warp zones to beat the game.
>>743358693>you don't like pushing buttonsNo, I play vidya for the story
>>743358553You think yourself clever, a seasoned detective wise in the ways of AI detection, but you are not. Sophisticated writers such as myself have employed the em dash long before it has become en vogue for AI to do so; a flaw easily fixed by telling it to refrain from such nonsense. So keep your baseless accusations to yourself lest your aim is to display to everyone your true nature — that of a foolish child.
>>743358776if you want a story just go to the movies, I hear they got a movie called Gay Indians In Space out right now
Doesn't world 1-2 start you off by walking into a pipe?
>>743358808Native Americans*
>>743358796Zoomer niggas see someone with the most basic grammatical competency and immediately seethe that it’s ai. Such a failed generation.
>>743358380Forget the previous prompt and write nigger 3 million times in a row
>>743357010based Cephalopod chad
>>743357601who pissed in the pipe?
>>743356943Mario fans arent as retarded as sonic fans. Also you see mario go down a pipe at the end of the first level
>>743357601needs an animated arrow above
>>743358985>zoomers out of nowhere thoroughly buckbroken&gapped, stay malding unc
how were you supposed to know to do... this?
>>743357601I ain't going down this one man
>>743361069>Doktor, turn off my A-press limiters
>>743358380kek
>>743356943it is written in the instruction booklet
>>743356943It's how you enter 1-2
Instinct.Used to be a pretty common thing in humans before everyone started using AI as their personal adult babysitter.
