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What are you working on? Any recent 1CCs?
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>>743363507
There's already a shmup thread up
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No! We aren't having a good and peaceful shmup thread. We either give onimaifag attention all the way to the bump limit or pretend we hate mork for absolutely no reason.
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I actually started playing Daifukkatsu yesterday. It seems it'll be easy to do loop 1 due to the autobombs and hyper cancelling bullets. I'm not sure if I'll make a real effort to do loop 2 or rather try some other game, like SDOJ maybe but I'll think about that after doing loop 1.
Anyway, I practiced stages 2 and 3 yesterday, today I'll practice 4 and maybe a bit of 5.
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Ah, OP is on that Fomo I see. Last I checked WE the /v/tards HATE DFK

Play DOJ :)
Play SDOJ the emu got a super update to make it arcade perfect :)
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>>743363507
70s Style Super Robot Kino
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Never got a 1CC
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>>743364423
No one hates DFK

>>743364602
There's always a first time

Also >>743363854
Jannies gonna freak
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>>743363507
>What are you working on?
Teuxton.
Sometimes the game feels good, sometimes it feels like I got memed into playing it, but overall it's good.
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>>743364670
Everyone in these threads hates DFK and have always hated DFK. Stop pretend because it's Fomo now. Suddenly you tards are playing DFK now because the new version is arriving lmao
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onimai nigger general
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>>743364796
That's just not true though. Unless you think people shitposting about the slowdown means hating the game.
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>>743363507
I gave up on shmups

https://youtu.be/OVvYFjc1yj8
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>>743363507
Any Shmup recommendations for a beginner? I'm interested in getting into the genre but don't wanna have my ass blasted by bullet hells yet. Preferably on consoles or PC because it's more accessible and convenient.
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>>743363507
>What are you working on?
>game
>work
do shmuppers really?
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>>743364796
I always loved DFK though
nice headcannon
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>fully routed out a game
>mostly consistent except for some RNG sections
>now it's just grinding attempts until i get lucky
this is not engaging or fun
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>>743364958
DoDonPachi (original) is a pretty good introduction without being too easy
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>>743364958
magical chase
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>>743364958
>Preferably on consoles or PC
what the fuck else is there?
>>743364945
who is this sperg? some euroshmupper?
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>>743365103
Keep the bombs for those.
But ultimately yea, something something pressing buttons in a semi predetermined sequence for 20-40 minutes until the stars align and you get everything right in the same run.
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>>743364958
I think you should play whatever looks fun.
A lot of games have easy mode as well if you want that.
I think Touhou 7 PCB on Normal was the easiest game I've 1CC'd, if you want to give that a try.
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>>743365150
Huh... Arcades
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>>743365296
But you can emulate those
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>>743363507
go make shmupg again you fucktards, im tired of seeing this thread
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>>743364423
which emulator
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>>743364958
Arrow Flash
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>>743364958
Soldier Blade is really easy. It's for TG16/PCE. Also has style.
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>>743364423
I just emulate the switch version of SDOJ
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>>743365328
Might unironically be a good idea, if only as a containment thread for the more mentally ill posters while /v/ can get the fun threads instead.
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>>743364958
Soldier Blade for the PC-Engine
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>>743364958
Just play a beginner bullet hell like Blue Revolver DA or Devil Blade reboot.
If you really prefer old school then.. Old school shmups are actually harder overall.
Maybe try Cotton
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1656820/COTTON_REBOOT/
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>>743365410
Yeah I don't need to see the dfk spammer 20 billion times
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>>743365474
blue revolver is shit and im tired of pretending it isnt
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>>743365402
Giving yourself 9 frames of handicap
Hardcore
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>>743365508
There's more people playing dfk bro, probably because Reignite hype
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>>743363507
Bullethell games are a plague on the shooter genre.
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>>743364958
2hu is fuck ass easy, it's still going to blast your ass if you're a beginner so have patience.
Bullethell doesn't equate to a game being hard, difficulty rape is just a CAVE thing, but Deathsmiles is easy (I'd say little below 2hu hard)
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>>743365594
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>>743365590
It's obviously 1 regular that makes 90% of the threads and I dont think they're even playing anything
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>>743365509
it's THE shit
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>>743363507
How can you people take this genre seriously? That screenshot is literally only using like 30% of the screen.
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>>743365680
trash
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>>743365730
Cope
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>>743364958
I recommend Harmful Park as a beginner-friendly horizontal shmup
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>>743365726
there are faggots who will dedicate hundreds of days of their lives to these games, ruining their wrists and joints, so they can get a "world record" score, have about 3 people care when it happens, and have some jap come out of retirement and beat it in 1 week.

these faggots are retarded
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>>743365594
yes I love memorizing the one spot where light speed bullets don't hit my truck sized hitbox
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>>743365582
Is the input lag really that bad on Yuzu? I wonder if it's any better on Switch 2.
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>>743365838
>implying you even play shmups
who are you fooling? go back to your jrpgs
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>>743365726
Skill issue.
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>>743364885
>>743365001
This thread never even talks about DFK. This is all fomo and you're not fooling anyone.
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>>743365891
It's bad even on a regular switch, just emulate on fbneo with runahead mode
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>>743365813
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>>743363507
Shmups are outdated genre
They only good as a minigame in other better genre
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>>743366029
Fomo about what? we talked about DFK plenty already, and it's no wonder considering all the shit it has (1.5, black label is completly different and fun, Ketsui pachi, and then the upcoming demake)
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>>743366037
>runahead mode
>just use hacks and cheat
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>>743366029
Some anon got a 1cc one or two threads ago
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>>743366068
What better genres?
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>>743366116
runahead will get you to pcb level
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>>743365923
>jrpgs
Where does this obsession come from? Why do shmuptards shit on JRPGs specifically? It makes you look like a caricature. JRPGs have zero relation to shmups.
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>>743366185
cheating
>>743366187
hello newfag
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>>743366116
It's not a cheat.
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>>743366227
PCB is cheating?
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>>743366231
pcb has input delay you stupid fuck, sh3 is notoriously awful at slowdown and delay
you're fucking cheating and no amount of excuses will change that
you didnt beat the game
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>>743363507
>What are you working on?
Blue Wish Desire
>Any recent 1CCs?
Nope
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>>743366106
>>743366117
>Some anon got a 1cc one or two threads ago
Yes, a celebration via Fomo for the upcoming release. That's my point you moron. Nobody was playing DFK prior to the new version announcement. I'm not saying a lone anon doesn't come here once in the blue moon and mention DFK I'm saying these thread don't talk about DFK and I've seen people shit on DFK BEFORE there was ever a new version. And now suddenly everyone is getting into DFK? Nah, you're not fooling me.
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>>743366286
ofc it does, not as much as any console port
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>>743366593
You haven't been in those threads for long enough then.
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>>743366716
I've been in these thread since before you moron came to /v/ after your /vg/ general died
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>>743366804
>came to /v/ after your /vg/ general died
Case in point then
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>>743366227
>newfag
I remember the jarpig shitposting from like... over a decade ago? The obsession has become so mainstream in shmup circles that I'm starting to think you fags are not being ironic anymore.
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>>743366891
That was over a year ago bro which means there haven't been any DFK talk for over a year.

In fact. IN FACT! There was a NATIONAL CAVE CELEBRATION thread for a shitty Switch port of SDOJ. Yes, I was there.

Meanwhile Reignite announcement.... *crickets* Where was the national cave celebration thread for Reignite? People were crying tears of joy for a shitty Switch port of SDOJ but we get an exclusive PC version of a cave game and no one fucking cares!?!?

Nah, you're not fooling me with this DKF fomo shit.
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>>743366957
>not being ironic anymore
Never was ironic.
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>>743367224
Okay so it's a shibboleth for fags who are desperate to fit in.
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>>743367202
>one year oldfag
Damn, I'm impressed
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>>743366957
jrpgs have become the prime target to put down for posers who want to signal that theyre hardcore so its not surprising that youd run into some of them in shmup circles where they think posting their 1ccs and high scores will give them social clout
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>>743367385
Maybe they just aren't good and it's weird that you're stomping you're feet and throwing tantrums because it's not universally praised for a thread on a completely different genre. It's extremely Jewish behavior and I hope you develop some self-awareness soon.
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>>743367919
Pretty weird going for JRPGs of all things when you get walking sims, moviegames, and other blatant "pretending you are into vidya" shit.
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>>743368059
>JRPGs of all things when you get walking sims, moviegames
What's the difference? It's the same exact thing and no one is in here crying that people don't like Dear Esther.
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>>743368146
Go play Wizardry and tell me about it
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>>743368201
No thanks!
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>>743368059
walking sims are already despised by everyone
jrpgs have a sizable fanbase so putting them down makes it look like youre smarter than the ignorant masses
moviegames are still action games, jrpgs are mostly turn based which makes them more "low skill" in the eyes of posers
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RPG spam really has become a problem on /v/. You're not allowed to discuss anything else. It's obvious to see why the genre has become so hated, as everyone who likes this crap is insufferable.
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>>743368361
Good point.
Anyway fuck shmiggas and I hate that a comfier thread will go down for another round of shitposting our way to the bump limit.
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>>743368447
but this thread is being derailed by someone that hates rpgs not by someone who likes them
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>>743368532
And why is that bad, exactly? TSS threads are just hangouts fo Europeans to gossip and have e-sex with their virtual boyfriends. Most don't even olay the fucking game. Best you can hope for is lime 3-4 people playing on Fightcade for half an hour. Its not even really a shmup. Its a puzzle game. Anyone who actually enjoys the genre would be happy to see those threads die.
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>>743368853
Because you are in it.
Worst thing that happened to shmup threads ever since R*c
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>>743368059
A lot of it is from onitroon, who hates JRPGs since he used to be a WRPGfag from /vrpg/.
>>743368447
You have onitroon to thank for shmup v. RPG discourse because it makes zero sense to ever bring up RPGs without the context of some obnoxious avatarfag from /vrpg/ latching himself onto shmup threads.
Sorry, but it has to be said aloud so it is clear to everyone this faggot needs to be ran out of here for these threads to ever improve.
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>>743368901
No I'm actually the highlight most of the time. I actually post gameplay, help others, and keep the thread on track. You, however, just wanna shit it up with off-topic garbage. Yet somehow, I'm the badguy. Make it make sense.
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Everyone who says their way is better winds up being a retarded shitposter who is in fact not playing anything and contributes absolutely nothing to thread activity. Additionally, many unfathomably insane things are pushed here as completely reasonable.

1) You have to like other genres or you don't belong here, even though I'm just here to hang out and shit up the thread and normally there would never be any reason to even bring up the genres in such a thread (and the normal response to such behavior would be to call that genre shit)
2) my crappy doujin game with 4 death spiraling generals needs to be the focus of the thread even though ive had 20 years to get my act together and did the exact opposite oh go I'm having a panic attack please pay attention to me
3) the organic discussion these threads had 3 or 4 months ago has to be supplanted by the generals full of people who lost interest in the genre, like a spoiled child seeing someone playing with a toy they own and this is totally normal because it's le old ways
4) discussing games is bad and any preference for one game or another is bad, especially if you take the time to articulate why. I'm really confused as to why discussion is dead
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>>743367902
>doesn't acknowledge the fomo
>ignores the reception to SDOJ's shitty port
>ignores ZERO reception to DFK's new version
As you can see. You're given up on your stance that DFK was always played here.
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What are some shmupigger approved games? Pic related. This is the taste of an elite 2hu hater who has been playing shmups for a whole 2 years.
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>>743368935
>it makes zero sense to ever bring up RPGs without the context of some obnoxious avatarfag from /vrpg/ latching himself onto shmup threads.
Like the other anon said, it was older than that but
>this faggot needs to be ran out of here for these threads to ever improve.
Agreed
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>>743369349
why the fuck would we approve of warpig slop? those aren't even real games
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>>743369118
>the normal response to such behavior would be to call that genre shit
What genre, RPGs? Your favorite genre until very recently when you started pretending to be some hardcore shmupfan? What happened to Baldur's Gate 3 being a masterpiece?
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I runahead ALL my shmups to have next frame output
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>>743369452
I think it's everyone else who needs to go, as they used to make threads before shmupg came back and everything was fine. I also see that the usual shitposters who killed shmupg are complaining about them. If he plays there's nothing you can do about it, and sitting here spamming onimai pictures isn't going to make him go away. If you have a problem with it maybe you should play games, but obviously that is not going to happen and you're just going to sit here and stroke it to box art while discussing ecelebs, just like the old generals.
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>>743369349
ALPHABETIZE
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Stop calling me an RPG player. I haven't played those since my transition.
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>>743369589
>they used to make threads before shmupg came back and everything was fine
Actually this, shmup threads were totally normal until the handful of usual suspects noticed what was happening.
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>>743369589
Can't believe I need to say this but, playing games doesn't give you a free pass to be insufferable. If "everyone else" has an issue with you, maybe there are certain reasons. But sure, obviously it's a big conspiracy to keep everyone from playing games.
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>shmup threads before mork
was never a thing. these are eceleb threads
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>>743369842
They aren't doing anything insufferable. You haven't been on 4chan long enough, or have spent too much time in insular generals, if you think they've done anything remotely bad. I'm not going to be bullied into hating a random person because some completely insane retard lost their mind over them. That guy has done absolutely nothing wrong, especially compared to the way you are behaving and the fact that you've forced this conversation has already flagged you as the actual problem, as this is not shmups at all.
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>>743369850
newfag
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>>743369349
neves ds
ape escape 3
dead rising
mirror's edge
pn03
gta sa
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hey guys how hard would you say Gaiares is? im thinking of trying to beat that game and i wanna know long itll probably take for me
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>>743370094
>i wanna know long itll probably take for me
About half a day, maybe less???
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>>743369850
Mega newfag
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>>743369850
Not a daily thing on /v/, but there were some long before mork.
If you mean on this website, then shmupg is decades old.

>>743369982
>calls somebody else a newfag
>didn't even see onimai fag posts this year in other /v/ threads
You would know why it's perfectly justified if you weren't a projecting fuck, or just samefagging/falseflagging.
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>>743369850
Did Mork do more or less damage to shmups?
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>>743369349
I thought onitroon hated jrpgs tho.
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>>743370094
it's a console shmup so hard to rank but probably on the easier side. all of the arcade shmups have been dissected and discussed and given precise difficulty rankings, not the same for console shmups
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>>743370267
he got a lot of new people into them
good imo
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>>743370276
>onitroon
They should make review channel!
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>>743370257
Just leave fag, you're not going to discuss any shmups today. I'm tired of this stuff. I don't care if someone is mass murdering babies, if they actually play shmups get them in here. We need more of that IMMEDIATELY and you fags gotta go.
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>743369982
>not-onitroon here, onitroon did nothing wrong!
Genuinely one of the most pathetic posts I have ever witnessed.
Avatarfagging is a literal bannable offense and is annoying by itself.
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Keep reporting these threads for spamming
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>>743369842
This. This is the only place on /v/ where faggots have weird obsession with proving that they are playing the game, and deepthroating an insufferable avatarfag that's trying to self-identify as if he's using a Reddit.
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>>743370403
>Avatarfagging is a literal bannable offense and is annoying by itself
The entire thread is littered with people signing their posts and always has been.
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You can play shumps and still come off as the biggest faggot in the room btw
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>>743370267
On 4chan? Relatively no, shmupg spergs came first, Mork did way less by comparison. Now we have oninigger who is as bad as the former tho.
In general? Yeah, getting newfags into it has you deal with their newfaggotry, but he also kept riding on the whole "other games bad, arcade/shmup are the REAL videogames!" shit.

>>743370362
Hmm
nyo.
Also if you want to discuss a game you can do that too
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>>743370494
Yeah, playing shmups in a shmup thread would be really offensive to someone who is sitting in a shmup thread all day not playing shmups.
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>>743364958
> but don't wanna have my ass blasted by bullet hells yet.
You should probably put off arcades or use save states or something. I'd say Space Invaders Extreme is a good entry point, actually, rewards good scoring and chaining while also being very readable at what you can do while also getting considerably harder each time and unlocking even harder stages the more you play and the better you score, very natural progression. It's pretty underrated due to being a DS/PSP exclusive for a long time, which is rare for this type of game, but there's a good PC remaster of it that took parts from both this game and the DS-exclusive sequel.
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>>743370276
Just like his transition to shmups from any RPGs, he transitioned into a major CRPGfag who glazed Baldur's Gate 3 constantly and shat on any other game or genre that wasn't trve CRPGs.
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>>743370362
based
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>>743370617
based, i loved bg3 and play shmups now too
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>>743370617
The ironic part is that compared to older crpgs or even the first two bgs, bg3 is casual trash aimed at females
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Shmup threads work like this:
>Mono makes a thread and bumps if off page 10 20 times while he watches vtubers. He has not played the genre in years and is at the skill level of a beginner. He frequently accuses people of fake interest and has no interest in shmups.
>There is a 50/50 chance the onimai poster comes in and posts about a game he's playing. If this happens, auster throws a tantrum and spends 10 hours posting pictures of onimai and pretending the be him.
>If this does not happen it's mostly meta-discussion, which now is currently onimai-poster which then triggers auster to falseflag as him for 10 hours anyways
>someone makes a depression post about grinding the same game for 15 years
>page 10 bump and the cycle repeats
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>tranny writing fanfiction about ximself
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>i-its someone pretending to be me!
I implore everyone to look up onimai on the /vrpg/ archive. He's always been like this.
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>>743371061
Or /v/ archive too.
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>>743363507
Is that generic moeshit tranime art? I have to play this!
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>>743363507
I only ever played th6 before (didn't 1cc), how hard would it be for me to 1cc mushihime ?
Also I imagine that some of you use arcade sticks but I only have a game controller or keyboard : should I use the analog stick, the d-pad or kb arrow keys ? it often feels like I'm not accurate enough but I can't tell if it's input related or lack of training
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>>743363507
I'm playing Deltarune
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>>743371234
>how hard would it be for me to 1cc mushihime
10-30 hours, need to practice stages individually and reference replays
>should I use the analog stick, the d-pad or kb arrow keys
Dpad or kb. Don't bother with analogue.
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>>743371174
It's easier to see in /vrpg/. Also it's funny seeing him act identically for a polar opposite genre.
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>>743370267
He created more psueds who thinks they are educated about shmups from watching his "video essays", and they all go back to playing/watching his videos about Platinum games or whatever thinking they've been educated.
I remember he talked about pseud indie devs making fake bullethells, but he doesn't know he's the one that's breeding insufferable faggots like that.
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>rapes onimaitranny
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>>743371494
The raped
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>>743371234
>how hard would it be for me to 1cc mushihime ?
Definitely harder. Use the training mode in the new port to replay stage 3(and what comes next) several times before even attempting a run. Take it easy, just play the gaem and do a 1cc run attempt when you feel like you could do it and it would be just a formality.
If you are absolutely stuck you can use replays too, but Mushi doesn't get that bad unless you really want to AKI NIGGER 1cc Ultra too.

D-pad and kb are indeed more accurate for shmups. You can get used to analogue though, so use whatever's comfortable for you. Got some clears with the Switch's joycon myself, of all things.
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>>743371234
if you can 1CC th6 you can 1CC Deathsmiles if you try a bit more, mushi probably not.
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>>743371494
It's been like 6 months and it still can't beat Bad Time Simulator. I saw other anons do it in 10 minutes.
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why is deltatail or something raiding this place?
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>>743371894
Auster, he used to make those "if you like undertale you should play zeroranger" spam threads.
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post Sans clear
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>>743371894
>>743371961
Onitroon, you lost and got raped ;)
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at least undertalefags dont get uppity for playing the right kind of rpgs or shmups because theyre too busy in their schizo theorycrafting copium chamber
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>>743371234
Arcade stick is overrated, they aren't that good for shmups.
Use controller with good d-pad like Saturn controller, but if you are not bothered to get it then use PS d-pad or KB, don't use xbox360 d-pad
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>>743372256
pretty sure they are trying to shit up the place but it's funny how they are nothing compared to insufferable presence of onimaifag.
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>>743371981
no hit btw
fuck you onigger
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>>743372594
GG
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>>743371554
>playing on switch at all
>playing on joycons
lol
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I always played with analogue what's the advantage of d-pad?
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>>743373098
I wouldn't use analogue for anything other that console third person shooters. It's not a precise form of input.
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>>743373074
Jealous?

>>743373098
D-pad and kb allow you more precise tapping, will be especially useful in bullet hell with a lot of micrododging.
You can learn to do that on analogue mind you.
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>>743373205
>Jealous
I bet you have a big pile of games you didn't 1cc
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>>743373240
Read that post again. Carefully this time.
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>>743373293
There's only 1 word in it smart guy
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>>743373331
The first post you replied to
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>>743373365
Sure don't see anything that contradicts what I said
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>>743373461
Stop projecting your skill issues
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>>743373535
u know what u are
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>>743373609
sorry don't see it in the google doc
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Six Gorillion years in Photoshop
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Is it really that hard to motivate yourself to play a shmup? For me, as soon as I pull off the route I practiced, I am always immediately thinking about "what's next". I try to take a break but I quickly get bored. The only thing stopping me from going even faster is time and energy. I'm a busy person, but even so I have a least an hour or two to play games everyday, and that's enough to get clears. Playing other games does not make me feel "refreshed", it doesn't make me feel less stressed, so I just take care of my responsibility then play shmups. Once I boot the game up that's all I'm thinking about. Even if I'm unsure about what the outcome will be or feel like it will be too much to deal with it just turns out fine and I always make at least a tiny bit of progress.
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>>743374448
undertale
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>>743374276
lmao
You can have a rare TSS pic for that
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>>743374276
lol
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>>743374507
I'd reckon about 95% of the people posting about deltarune in 4chan don't know what homestuck is, and that's really funny to me, as they definitely mirror that group of people.
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>>743374448
That's a 40 year old man
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>>743373098
tapping
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>>743374623
>Tumblr filename
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>>743374936
That is bad because?
>trying this hard to fit in
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>>743374936
>troon
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>>743374448
People are just used to getting fed carrot for a micro progress that it makes them feel uncomfortable if the game didn't provide that.
Even though in reality playing 10-20 hour long padded out game is no different from practicing 10-20 hours to get 1cc
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>>743375006
Yeah we should all be manly Tumblr users
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>>743375075
As opposed to the gay Onitroon poster? Gladly
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>>743375070
I don't get the satisfaction I do from learning a long game that I do from a short game, in most cases. A lot for that is padding. I would prefer to directly engage with the game mechanics than have to deal with a bunch of padding. It feels like playing a really easy shmup, which is obviously pretty boring, but stretched out over 30+ hours. There are exceptions to this, but in 99% of cases it's going to be annoying and feel like a rip off, especially Iinear games.

Another thing, when I don't play shmups every day, like if I feel too tired after work and just want to go to bed, I feel depressed about that and I feel like I'm being pushed away from my goal of learning the game. That's probably not true, but it was true for some other genres I played, and the habit stuck I guess.
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>>743370276
he used to love them but then he got mindbroken
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>>743375289
I don't know, you seem pretty gay and act like a little kid
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>>743375401
Deltarune fixed that for me.
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>>743375457
I hope he gets mindbroken for this genre too and fuck off elsewhere
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>>743375457
He said he only cared about kiseki kino
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>>743375513
I didn't much care for undertale so i really have no interest in trying deltarune.
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>>743375497
I have a hunch... that you... might be...
The troon
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>>743375457
No I didn't, you casual filth. I have explained this. I have simply outgrown lesser genres and won't waste valuable time sitting through cutscenes or putting square pegs in square holes. I need something to stimulate me. I need mechanics to engage in. Shmups provide that, and that's why I like them. If you weren't terminally retarded, I wouldn't need to explain this, for you would know it intuitively.
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>>743375640
>filtered by Sans
Too bad.
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>>743375679
If that's what you need to tell yourself that's fine. Doesn't change the fact that I don't like it.
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>>743375679
she's bad at everything
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>>743375660
you'd say the same for shmups too when you get another autistic meltdown and find your new obsession
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>>743375660
renge
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>>743375810
That would be quite impressive to find something more autistic than shmups.
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>>743375810
I really don't foresee that happening, Anon. Nothing in my life has provided the thrill and elation a good 1cc. Like it's like doing every drug at once with no side effects. Shmups are my happy place now, and they'll likely remain that way until I die.
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>>743375070
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one who has many moods in those threads.
Shmups and arcade in general just happens to be a recurring mood among others. Thing is I actually like videogames
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>>743363507
Is there any way to search classic arcade shmups like this on steam? The shmup category is full of shit like binding of Isaac and vampire survivors. Not a single classic arcade shmup like this in that genre section
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>>743375070
Normalfags hate redoing shit because they're not mentally ill
Even in arcades almost every kid just plays the machines that give out tickets for some cheap toy
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>>743375950
you would've said that too when you were into rpgs, it's just a phase
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>>743376070
>classic arcade shmup
why would you want that? those are almost all shit
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>>743376070
https://store.steampowered.com/curator/39015759-STG-Shmups/ or some other curator
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>>743376187
It doesn’t actually have to be from the 80s I just mean the style like in op’s pic. I cant find these games on steam anywhere
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>>743376126
How did Sifu blew up then, if that wasn't a repetitive memoryslop then I don't know what is.
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>espgaluda 1cc 23,112,740
Holy shitclear, Batman!
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>>743375950
I've been playing shmups off and on forever. Like when ikaruga came out I 1cc'd it, on a shitty gamecube controller no less, it took forever. Like you can obsess over something, and then obsess over something else, instead of limply making mass effect threads for 20 years straight or whatever. If I run out of shmups to play, then I will play something else. As I play lots of things obviously my standards get higher, but the more I play, the wider my field of view gets, so I can afford to be picky. How far will I get this time? What will happen if I try to do some crazy thing? It's part of what makes it interesting.
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>>743376070
Maybe look up shmup history on internet and check if the ones that interested you has been ported over to Steam?
You shouldn't try to discover games through Steam alone that place is a mess.
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>>743376294
>ESPGaluda 1CC - 31,828,370 Points (lol)
Based.
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>>743376375
play Ninja Gaiden 2 for the peak pseud hardcore game
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>>743376521
I already played the NG games, don't like em sorry
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>>743376294
Be quiet, retard. I don't even care about that game. If I wanted a better score, I'd get it. But I won't because, like I said, I don't care enough to get one. I've moved on, and if you had an IQ over 5, you would move on too and talk about my current clears.
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started playing Earthion, I'm kinda disapointed, the visual clarity is kinda shit, sometimes I can't tell what's in the background or what's gonna hit my ship
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>>743376628
the originals or Sigma
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>>743376632
But Diablofag destroyed your score first try. Anyone with a positive IQ can tell you got destroyed by another RPGchad.
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>>743376803
NGB
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>>743376813
It unironically doesn't count
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>>743369349
remember when he had path of exile on here kek
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>>743377063
It does :)
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>>743363507
been working on doj, does it feel like homework to anyone else? fun, beautiful homework at least
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>>743377242
Yeah he got mad when they nerfed trade economy and he couldn't larp as a giga jew any more
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>>743377285
I don't remember homework looking like that
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>>743377285
Yes and its magnificent. Learning is the best part of games. The refuse of nu/v/ may disagree, but any real nigga knows that's what it's all about. I know I've always liked learning. I'd beg my teachers for extra homework as a kid. It's really no wonder Shmups became a favorite of mine eventually.
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>>743377485
I actually didn't do my homework as a kid, I just read the text book front to back and ignored the teacher. I aced all the tests so I still passed, but I did have to be psychologically evaluated.
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>>743377610
Cool story, bro!
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>>743377485
Giga gay. Real niggas learn on their own and for the sake of, who cares about teachers and grades.
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I saw you need to mess with Mame cpu settings or something to get accurate slowdown for Cave games do I need to worry about that
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>>743377285
homework = copying youtuber run
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>>743377667
just use shmupmame
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>>743375660
it was your own choice to put RPGs in your own favorite games chart, nobody forced you to do it. what's to say you won't continue flipflopping to other genres?
i think it's quite interesting that you decided to jump on the shmup bandwagon right when the genre got a mild online push from a bunch of e-celebs.
now you might try to convince yourself that this is your "real" opinion but that's cope. who are you trying to fool here?
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>>743377610
>I actually didn't do my homework as a kid
I basically stopped doing them around HS myself. Also never did summer homework ever.
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>>743377667
If it says timing the timing is indeed inaccurate but no amount of fiddling with options is going to fix that.
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>>743363507
Mushihimesama Original mode on Mame. It;'s kicking my ass
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>>743377807
Do it for her
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>>743377728
>that you decided to jump on the shmup bandwagon
Dude batrider is right there. It's always been there. How do you think I relearned it in 4 hours? And why would it matter if it was the result of some algorithm? Everything has been that ever since 9/11 happened, the posts we're typing now are the direct result of some google algorithm influencing us. The only thing that has changed is that there are shmups that I like more now, because I learned more about them and challenged myself more.
>>743377747
The teachers used to harass me a lot but i was just unstimulated and depressed basically.
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>>743377807
The bullets are faster in some places in that version. Like the stage 4 mid boss, the jizz rope he does, is like 1.5x faster on mame than steam for some reason. And some bullet placements are also completely different.
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>>743377728
Not true, actually. A lot of my old list was put there out of peer pressure, or simply because other Anons battered me with so much shit game propaganda that I got gaslighted into thinking they were good. It was only my mounting boredom in the slop I used to play, combined with me noticing who used to play it, that I realized just how bad much of it was. Additionally, I do not fall for e-celeb shilling. I simply play games and come to my own conclusion. If some e-celeb happens to align with my beliefs, cool. Otherwise, they can drop dead. Honestly, its sad to see you're such an NPC that you can't even fathom anyone else having free will.
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>>743378097
kek
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Metal Slug X is harder than any shmup. Mork said so.
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I miss this nigga so much. Too bad he got groomed into playing trannyhou
https://streamable.com/8cy7dw
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>>743378134
>out of peer pressure
>I got gaslighted
there we go, so you're an NPC sheep. that never happens to people who form their own opinions in the first place, much less to the extent they crash out over it.
even a normalfag brownoid who plays nothing except FIFA has more integrity than you because at least his tastes come from the heart and reflect on who he is as a person.
>its sad to see you're such an NPC that you can't even fathom anyone else having free will.
amazing projection and contradicting yourself in the same post.
are you trying to convince others that you have free will, or are you really trying to convince yourself? the former is clearly not working out, you're not fooling anyone.
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>>743378750
Why are you replying to yourself
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I was peer-pressured into playing these games for hundreds of hours! I have free will!
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>>743378781
>n-no u!
>lalalala i can't hear you
amazing, now here comes your second samefag post.
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>>743378854
It's just weird
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>>743378608
he looks unemployed like troonimai
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>>743378925
Lol, he was a neet believe it or not. He would spend all of his time in his room being on Discord and grind some shitty Cave game.
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>>743363507
Psyvariar 2 emulated from original XBOX. Great audio, fun game
https://www.youtube.com/live/yMJgb66zKCo?si=mqD5mbklPvuyk70O
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>>743363507
working on 1ccing yo momma. bitch
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>>743379083
owned
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>>743379083
>He didn't 1cc OP's mom beforehand
NGMI
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>>743378750
It absolutely happens. I don't think you have any idea about the power of suggestion. Humans are, unfortunately, designed to be part of a group. If a group believes something hard enough, that will imprint on you sooner or later. If enough Anons beat you over the head with an opinion, you will adopt it unless you're in the upper echelon of posters. That's why I try so hard to get Anons to play shmups. You NEED to be aggressive and domineering, that's how you break through their programming. I'm actually being insanely generous in my efforts. Additionally, the kind of people who play a game says a lot about the quality of that game. If every single RPG space is full of selfish backstabbers who hate effort, what does that say about the genre? This is simple logical deduction. If you're not ready to change your mind on something on a dime, you are an utter ignoramus with a hobgoblin in your little mind. You'll understand it when you grow up, kiddo.
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>>743379194
>If a group believes something hard enough, that will imprint on you sooner or later.
what a lack of a father figure does to a mf
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>>743379194
Fatherless behavior
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>>743369349
lands of lore, dark savant, mischief makers, einhander, skies of arcadia.
All my favorite games.
You need to delete godhand and neon white though, wtf.
for shooters try mushihimesama, and mushihimesama futari, also deathsmiles.
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>>743379194
did you also get gaslit into becoming homosexual
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this niggas favorite game is stalker luhmow
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sorry mork said shmups are out, metroidbrainias like rainworld are in
he's reviewing outer wilds next
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Raystorm > Rayforce
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>>743379403
>>743379449
>>743379489
It's scientific fact, you retards. Also at least my dad enabled me to do manly things like fix things and go outdoors. Yours just let you become autistic NEETs who harass shmup players.
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>i totally 1cc'd all these games 20 years ago
no you didnt. you were a tranny playing world of warcraft
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>>743378112
I played with Shmupmame 5.4, so it's still inaccurate then or maybe I just got too cocky. I have cleared it on Steam in 2016, and revisited it in 2024. And now I'm playing again but this time on MAME.
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>>743375660
>putting square pegs in square holes
what do you think you're doing with copymonkey memoslop exactly
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>>743379675
It's not so much the inaccuracy as it is that the steam version is literally not the arcade version. I noticed this with futari as well, like in stage 4, the timing to pop mantises to get centipedes is different from the 360 and arcade versions as well. Both versions are doable, just be aware of that. I think the steam version is easier, practice in mame, but do full stages and 1cc on steam, that's how I'd do it.
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>>743379627
You said you use le science to harass people into playing your favorite video games, you're the one that's harassing people.
Also it's not a scientific fact because literally noone is playing shmups because of you being annoying.
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>>743380014
Whatever retard. It's obvious I'm not the one in the wrong here, no matter how much you try to gaslight me or others. You can't stop me frol playing shmups, nor from trying to enlighten others. These threads will just stand as a testament to the utter humiliation I have inflicted upon you. Search your heart. You know I'm right.
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>>743379627
didn't you hate your dad because he raped you or something
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Can we go making actual shmup threads without the schizo drama?
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>>743379627
>scientific fact
>everyone tells you to kill yourself
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>>743380192
you just said that it's a scientific fact that gaslighting people works, and now you're saying gaslighting doesn't work, which is it???
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>>743379194
The reason people grill you for the old chart is because you're constantly sperging out in RPG threads. If you just owned being a RPG fan instead of being weird and self-hating about it, no one would give a shit.
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>>743380309
Sorry, this conversation's over! Try again next thread!
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>>743380392
Did your dad's cock feel good inside you?
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>>743379627
how did daddy react when you came out?
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Bullet hell are not shmup.
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>>743380392
I accept your concession, next time don't pretend to be smart
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>>743378134
how do you spend like 1000 hours over all those games out of peer pressure
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>>743379602
I was going to play raystorm but felt people would get mad if I did a shitclear of it. Typing that out I now realize how insane of a thought that is, so perhaps I will play it later.
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>>743380643
it's a scientific fact that gaslighting works but at the same time they don't, please understand
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>I spend hours pretending to be a transvestite and/or arguing with anime girl pictures online
What games does such a person play
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Morrowind is just more fun than shmups
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>>743380982
psikyo games
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I only play good games like Tetris
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I only play good games like Undertale
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>>743381003
>>743381074
onitroon is mindbroken
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>>743381074
This but chess and poker. Fake interest in stgs, real interest in chess medium interest in poker.
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I only play god games like Tyrian
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>>743381045
Crazy how many decent players like those, both PAN and jaimers got into shmups through strikers 1999. Violethatpurple wasn't able to cross the touhou to arcade threshold until he found them.
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>>743380982
Cave
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I like to eat poopy and smear it on my lips
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>>743381003
>hold w for 10 minutes, hit a worm, press sleep button to instantly heal and read wikipedia article
peak
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>>743381202
>eceleb nonsense
back to /vrpg/ with you
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Jamears
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>>743381310
I played it for 100 hours more than any shmup it's so good
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>>743380982
Toaplan
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>>743381313
Uh oh gotcha :)
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Everyone hates trannies and thinks they're creepy and weird. Is that so hard to understand?
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Watching the avatartroon have a melty in real time
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We're all trans here
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This game is too challenging for a pathetic Cave sissy like me.... I kneel for all Slug chads and would gladly suck their cocks, please humiliate me for liking shit games and make me your slave
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I'm only attracted to planes. Sometimes I dress as planes, to feel closer to them.
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>>743363507
meh I rather play good games like MGS series Big Boss rank
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>>743379627
>daddy out of nowhere
wut?
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>>743377667
Just use shmupmame, it integrated my improvements to sh3 emulation.
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>schizos here whine about 2hu threads being shit and offtopic
>said schizos do the same in these threads
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watching onitroon get raped + gaped is more fun than playing shmups
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>>743382759
But anon, it's the same schizos. Being a nigger won't make touhou threads not shit.
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>>743380352
But Anon, I'm not an RPG fan anymore. I killed that part of me. Arguably I never was, because I was just playing out of obligation a lot of the time, but definitely not now.
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>>743378608
DO IT
ALL THE WAY
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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how do we gaslight her into turning straight again
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>>743382924
But all you do here is talk about ecelebs gaslighting you into playing shmups.
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Arcade game communities are proof high execution isn't the end all be all of game difficulty and worth. Let's be real, a literal chimp could be trained to clear a shmup or play a fighting game competitively.
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>>743383067
Except I can't be gaslit anymore. It's like poison. If you take enough you can gain an immunity. I have built a mental shield to protect myself against bad faith actors.
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>>743380352
>If you just owned being a RPG fan
That doesn't really look like an rpg fan. I don't see any bethesda, bioware, interplay, square enix, etc on there, which would constitute 99.99% of rpg discussion. If you agree with this, then maybe you're playing the wrong genre too. If you disagree with this, then you're wrong to demand that he likes rpgs, as he very clearly does not.
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Sometimes it gets to me, for the last 6 or 7 years about the only default game I wanna play is a shmup or other arcade game. I thought I'd outgrow them by now but it still hasn't happened. Maybe it's too late.

I've been sporadically posting R-Type Final2 progress, and I'd like to eventually move on to a different Irem game. I was trying Armed Police Gallop last night but that enormous hitbox was rough. Looks awesome though.
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>>743383238
Are arcadefags really this oblivious to video games outside of the arcade they had access to in their favela?
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>>743383601
If 99% of something is garbage you are not a fan of that genre. The mistake is on your end.
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>>743383601
This is 100% a newfag who never stepped into an arcade in their lives
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new ts2 clear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuUSRqbd6Ck
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>>743383218
it's just a phase, you'll get gaslit into playing something else again and you'll sperg out about shmup as you've done with rpgs
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>>743383660
Nigger, your contention is that the image doesn't seem to be from a RPG fan when there are several RPGs in that image. Might and Magic 6 very easily seen at the 3rd game at the top. You didn't see Skyrim or Mass Effect so to your tiny nigger brain the RPGs weren't there.
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>>743384079
I see exactly what's in there and you are in denial. You are the spider.
https://youtu.be/XHBZ9Ml03rI
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>>743363507
I'm learning to consistently clear Futari BL original so I can get the battery backed high score on a furry convention's cabinet
I have a 628m 1cc but I've only made it happen once, I think their PCB's score is like 600m or something
Learning about the whole bomb multiplier thing for the clear bonus will help, I'm pretty sure my clear was with no bombs so I gotta remember to suicide right before the clear
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>>743384548
Good luck, bl orig is very fun.
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where is pearl and where is ric
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>>743384263
>more ecelebs
You really REALLY need to go back to /vrpg/
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>>743384754
Spider coded post
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>>743384656
The gem shedding is such a satisfying mechanic
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>>743385175
It's pretty fucking sick to slice across a fat enemy and watch gems bleed out of them, i really like point blanking in this mode but it gets pretty hard later on. I want to try for a 1mil clear at some point though.
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>>743385318
>1mil
*bil
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>>743384656
>>743385175
>>743385318
>>743385415
My bad, I don't know what BL is. I prefer BBC if you know my drift.
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>plays shmups once
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>>743385487
nice
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>>743385487
boys love retard
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How do we save those threads?
Jannies are useless.
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>>743385772
So Onitroon likes young boys? Well I mean he's trans
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>>743385896
>pic
With puzzle games you are expected to not look uo the answer. Shmupfags watch replays.
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>>743385548
So true sis!
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>>743385318
Yeah it's a sick arrange, I don't know why it doesn't get more attention.
If you can survive in 100k mode long enough for even just like one or two big cancels 1bil is probably pretty achievable
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>>743385772
Aw sweet, we playin ketsui now?
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>>743386153
>Shmupfags watch replays.
I usually don't until I got at least a first 1cc
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>>743385896
I assume you want the Jannies to protect you from me. Well, I'm afraid they can't. I'm here to fight. I'm gunna get revenge on all you shitposting trolls who wanna make my life worse. Get ready. Things are gunna get A LOT worse.
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>>743386221
depends, are they under 13?
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>>743386250
the google doc says you kill yourself next month
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Putting boho in the 'log
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>he/him
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>>743385548
she just dropped new kino can't wait to see her getting more involved in the shmup community https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEdbKzKHrdo
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shmuptrannies want to be gaidenchads so bad. they're larp is obvious to anyone who actually plays video games.
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>>743387436
Between shmupg/plazatards and onimaifag those threads are becoming an absolute dumpster fire.
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I have a confession to make.
I never beat Gloire.
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>>743387631
>The galaxy isn't filled with great peace
ngmi
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To atone for the state of this thread, we will play Capcom shmups. Everyone, fire up your Forgotten Worlds.
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>>743388698
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>>743388698
For me, it's Mars Matrix
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>>743388698
How did they master beat'em ups but couldn't figure out shmups?
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>>743388752
lol now there's a sick strat. I didn't think you could get stuck in place like that either.

>drat! Where's my date with Cleopatra?!
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>>743388698
Konami mogs Captroon
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>>743378112
wait what
should I play the steam version then ?
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>>743389282
Worth a shot, yes. You may like it better.
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>>743363507
shmups are too simple for me nowadays. I prefer thinking games like RPGs.
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>>743387093
STG for this feel?
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>>743390307
doubt uve even played an rpg
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>>743390307
The Battle Garegga of the RPGs.
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>>743389105
This post has been fact-checked by true bussy-lovers
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>>743380392
>ran away
Pussy
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>>743390502
jrpgs arent rpgs
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I love jarpigs
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I won't participate in these threads for as long as people with clear disrespect for anonymous imageboard culture avatarfagging left and right are not banned on sight
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I've been trying to beat my old highscores in Strikers 1945 Plus
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>practice stage
>keep getting worse
fuck this stupid nigger genre
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I'm afraid that I'll never be able to beat Battle Garegga.
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>>743391557
do you not understand that human concentration is a finite resource, like hypers?
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>>743391581
More like Battle Gayeggay
Yagawa is a hack and will always walk in the shadow of Ikeda
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BOMB DA BIRDS
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>>743391581
I think I died 8 times the first time I cleared it and still had 3 lives left over at the end. Its really not that bad, just route it correctly and play gain cuz that ship kicks ass.
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>>743391581
It's pretty easy I beat it with like 40 credits.
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I decide to buy Fire Emblem Engage instead
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You know, you should all be ashamed by the way you treat the Onimai poster (not fag, POSTER. He is a complete and utter who should not be insulted in such a manner. He has done nothing but try to help you guys, and you just shit all over him. He doesn't even seem like that bad of a guy, attitude wise. In fact, I'd say he's the wisest, most mature poster in these threads by a long shot. You really need to treat him better. He's the best thing that could possibly happen to you. Not him, btw. Just a neutral observer who can tell when someon is being unfairly slighted and is owed his flowers.
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>>743363507
I've started working on a Game Tengoku1cc... Kinda rough desu XD I thought this would be way more of a cute'em'up but I'm dying in stupid places
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>>743392445
Yes yes, we already searched necrobump on the archive and figured out you posted there, not a shocking relevation.
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>>743365680
Call me a virgin but good god these pictures weird me out.. I know women's cunts are meant to be relatively small compared to having a willy but I always mentally kinda pictured it as them having a labial fleshy hole around where our balls are.
When I see pictures like these where her entire crotch is showing and there's no signs of pubes or genitals poking out I genuinely struggle to imagine how they'd get through their day.
Imagine peeing and having no groin!! Pooping and you can feel a little bit of shit rubbing against your labia. Trying to stick a finger up your cunny and accidently violating your bum.
How the fuck do women exist and why am I supposed to treat them as equals or as potential partners when everything under the skirt is truly the stuff of guro comics.
These girls look so cute but have the gates to hell between their legs!!
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>>743392445
bases
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>>743392445
Why? No, seriously, what does a 50+ hour padded RPG snoozefast possibly have over a shmup? I legit can't think of anything. You might as well just sit in front of a wall and imagine something cool is happening. It's cheaper, and probably more fun than Fire Emblem, too.
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>>743392608
Fire Emblem mogs Shining Force tranny >>743369349
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>>743392608
>I legit can't think
we know. that's why you play shining force 2 which is fire emblem but without any strategy and more pointless jarpigging around towns
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>>743392485
Oh yeah, I forgot that guy got caught throwing tantrums on /vr/.
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/necrobump/
You can even see exactly what threads he frequents
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>>743392547
It's just a drawing anon. it's a lot worse irl
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>>743392662
>>743392763
Shut up. I don't like that game anymore. I realized it sucked when I realized I should waste my time on RPGs anymore. Answer the question. What does FE have on, say, Garegga
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>>743392445
>buy
Niger
https://basedmods.org/mod/b164b452-a081-42ae-b119-9f24300a4392
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>>743392608
>>743392864
The gameplay takes more brainpower, for one.
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>>743392829
Holy shit
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What games dont look like visual assrape?
I want clean visuals and pure gameplay
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>>743376784
Didn't they patch that?
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>>743392864
>Garegga
Isn't the top player a literaly tranny? Let me guess you're a 3HRT
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>>743392960
She's cute and valid!
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>>743392960
>Isn't the top player a literaly tranny
Yeah so what
https://youtube.com/shorts/YBs0lHxQmgo
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>dude this shitga shiturn game is good I'm trans btw
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>>743392941
Ikaruga
Blue Revolver
Dodonpachi/DOJ
Einhander
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>>743392941
anything by Psikyo
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>Omg guys! play DaiOuJou! It has Shotia and two cute moe girls!!!
https://youtu.be/grpemst6_do?t=7232
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>>743392864
I never liked shitty games to begin with because I'm not a braindead nigger! lmao
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>>743393128
>look up dondonpachi
>insane clutter
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redpill me on muchi muchi pork
dabbled in it a little bit today, seems fun
whats the actual difficulty on it like if i want to 1-all
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>DURRR 1CC DURRR 1ALL 2ALL
Speak english instead of niggerbabble ebonics. Say "beat in one life" etc.
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>>743393443
The first few games are perfectly clear wdym.
I didn't mention DFK or SDOJ for a reason.
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>>743393443
play some dadkino instead of tranmaku slop
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>>743393491
its the hardest cave 1-all
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>>743393568
thats not what 1all means
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>>743393568
Ric......
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>>743372594
Only real interest ITT
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>>743392946
I just got the game, so I'd say no, idk
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>>743393617
that's sdoj retard
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>>743393568
>Japanese words are now nigger babble
Okay
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>>743392763
I don't care if you want to play shit flinging with the retarded avatarfag but don't you dare disrespect Shining Force
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>>743393894
how can a game with only 1 loop be a 1-all. Also that's not even true unless we include the TLB, otherwise its easier than pork.
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>>743383067
>gaslighting you into playing shmups.
I'm lost, what we're supposed to do?
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>>743394000
I 1-ALL'd both your dads in bed last night
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>>743394227
real
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>>743394220
You're supposed to talk about nintendo gacha and deltarune
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>>743392480
Kino. I see a lot of people use Z-Dyne but I got my first 1CC with Miki, limited range attack may feel weird at first but her ability to dish out high damage and melt enemies quickly really helps.
It's not like you could dodge shit by staying in the bottom of the screen anyways, it also helps you control revenge bullet enemies too.
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>>743392480
>>743395234
Z-Dyne's homing is a good newb weapon but his firepower can be lacking. Jeynus is a popular choice for high damage but Selia's gigantic spread shouldn't be underestimated.

That being said the game is full of fast bullets and gotcha's, so be ready to bomb (and memorize the stages) since there are particular points where the difficulty spikes really hard.
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I figured out how to do this pattern without bombing today by accident. I still haven't passed the Extra Stage and it's been 1 month now, am I retarded or is this normal? I keep game overing at the Clock that Ticks Back Into the Past or whatever the fuck it's called.
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>>743396141
Isn't that pattern just RNG dodging?
>I still haven't passed the Extra Stage and it's been 1 month now
It's normal if you're brand new.
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>>743392475
>>743369107
call me a newfag or whatever all you want, but honestly the onimai guy IS unironically the highlight of these threads, seeing all these dudes lose their minds over someone who actually plays shmups is gold every time, i can't get enough of it, and while i disagree with the RPG hate, i think the onimai guy is fucking based

i gotta also say, onimai guy is one of the reasons i'm actually getting more into shmups after having written off the genre as a kid, so they're definitely doin' something right
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>>743396141
That attack isn't that hard. Extra stage is free so good luck.
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>>743396296
>It's normal if you're brand new.
No it's not
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I stopped playing Shmups when I was like 11 because there is a fine line between presentation, power fantasy, risk reward, and progression.

When shmups become an incomprehensible mess of bullets that smother the screen, it is no longer a shmup, it is DDR with a joystick, a small margin of error, all the while just holding down the shoot button. More a test of precision and patience than any sort of fun SHOOT EM UP.
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>>743396376
hes still a sperg but i dont think ive ever seen anyone post actual 1cc replays in any of these threads other than him
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>>743396421
It might take 15+ years to boot up the game for larpers like you but for normal people it takes a bit less time.
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>>743396376
>>743396774
So how did daddy's cock taste
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>>743396927
better than your moms anus
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>>743397072
>she's gay and trans
eww
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>>743363507
For what it's worth, I recently played Novice Maniac in Mushi Futari for the very first time and cleared with only losing one bomb, on stage 4. Never even did a practice run of Novice Maniac. Also did my very first run of Novice Ultra and cleared it with 2 or 3 lives remaining.
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>>743397213
360 port, btw. M2 did it, I really wish they'd release it on modern platforms even without save states or gadgets; if M2 could pull off such a good port in like 2009, they can do it again in 2026.
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I can't do it
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>>743397721
Give it time
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>>743397721
yes u can
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>>743397721
Eat her pussy? I'll do it for you.
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>>743383412
67
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>>743397787
based based based
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how to practice steam shumps that don't support savestates? im sick of doing a whole stage just to attempt the boss
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Sorry for morking rockin
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>>743393491
Fairly challenging but there's a strong shot and a nice amount of powerful bombs + tons of lives if you score. 360's 1.01 mode is better, its arrange mode is also pretty easy but cranks up the score
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>>743397787
>>743398038
She's 15...
out of 10, right?
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mork
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>>743399386
...is a faggot, yes, we all know.
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>>743399314
BASED
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>>743366957
you fucking idiot, the entire thing comes from shmup communities on forums and discord always talking about shmups but never playing them, but when you saw them on steam friends or their discord activity they were playing some fucking jrpg

it was never ironic you stupid newfag nigger
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>>743399485
>discord
so this is new you retarded zoomer tranny kike
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>>743364312
It’s definitely the easiest cave 1cc I’ve ever done. Coming off of doj I was able to beat it after my 4th or 5th time ever playing it. The stage 5 gauntlet with no autobomb or whatever you need to do to trigger the tlb is probably brutal but I don’t like the game enough to put the time in on it.
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>>743399485
>the entire thing comes from (...) discord
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Ackshually it's a dead meme from the forum the same way "Touhou is harder" is
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>>743396448
Wot Shmups did you played?
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>shmup has walls

and then

>shmup has slow bullets mixed with fast bullets

or

>shmup has like, three bullets on screen, but they are each very deadly

can anyone recommend something like this, i alwready play r-type
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>>743397721
Same, but don't give up!
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>>743401721
PoFV
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>>743401601
Tyrian
ZeroRanger
Undertale
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>>743401839
thanks
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>>743398686
cool, how does it run in xenia?
i'll probably buy the steam version when it releases (unless they fuck it up somehow)
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>>743402642
Runs good in Xenia last I checked, similar to Futari, but I'm waiting for the Steam release before I play too seriously
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>>743364312
>>743400218
strong style makes the game a joke, power style is fun but its basically just a self imposed limit in this context
black label makes a lot of nice changes, it's a one loop game but the second loop bullet patterns along with suicide bullets are used for strong style only
it gives bomb style an actual reason to exist at all
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>>743402927
Isn't Strong meant to be a reward for doing a 1cc, anyway? If I really want the 1-all I'll use it, but it's probably completely fine with Bomb.
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>>743403835
in 1.0 it's unlocked with a code, in 1.5 it's unlocked with a 1cc, both permanently save the unlock to the pcb
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How do I git gud in shmups...?
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>>743404581
Memo
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>>743404581
play TSS that doesn't require memo
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Play DFK! No! Play Mushihisama! No! Play Death smiles! No! You should play Zero Ranger!
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>>743405096
play league of legends
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>>743405096
play mushihimetama
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>>743405096
play despacito
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>>743405096
Play Psyvariar
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>>743405896
no, niggerfaggot
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>>743405096
play with my cum
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>>743363507
I am working on my Crimzon Clover 1cc. It took me a couple hours to get the novice 1cc, over 30 hours later I'm still working on the arcade 1cc. Should I be using double break? Many of the players seem to avoid using double break for survival, but it seems advantageous to use double break since you lose a lot of the meter you gain when using break anyway. Does it negatively affect rank of something?
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>>743406498
>Should I be using double break?
yea because its cool
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>>743406765
Fair enough, the extra damage seems worth not being able to bomb.Im using ship z by the way.
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As this thread nears an end, I feel it once again necessary to ask, just what, exactly, have I done to deserve the abuse I get in these threads? Because everywhere I go, I am insulted and lied about for absolutely zero reason. Its quite baffling, and no one has provided a satisfactory explanation
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>>743407093
tranny
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>>743363507
just booted radiant silvergun for a bit to pass the time. i love shmups even though i fucking suck at most of them and bullet hells overwhelm me

i did complete super aleste which is one of the easier ones but nevertheless really fun
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>>743407093
tranny
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>>743407093
tranny
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>He shitcleared Espgaluda
Ohnonono
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>>743363507
Recently burned myself a copy a Radirgy for Dreamcast. Im not sure what the consensus on this game is but I like it.
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>>743407118
If you are looking for a really cool shmup try Lords of Thunder. The shmup isint super hard or whatever but its 10/10. Its not too hard and you will love every moment.
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>>743407212
Sometimes you guys don't make any sense, what is a shitclear?
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>>743407093
everyone is calling you a tranny
the real issue is that you're brown
the tranny part is just the turd cherry on the sewage cake
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>>743407538
You don't even want to know how mentally ill people here are.
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>>743407624
I am white as the purely driven snow. Almost pure British stock
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>>743407538
it's what happens when troonimai plays anything
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>>743407719
This
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>>743407713
Why were your posts showing up as Mexican on /int/ then
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>>743407719
No actually. I get decent clears. Not great, but certainly better than anything you faggots can get. People think just because I got 23 mil on ESPgaluda that somehow makes me a shitter. It doesn't. Just because some autist RPGturd got a better score proves nothing. I blew through that game. It was trivial for me. It was not worthy of my scoring. Frankly the only reason I wasted my time on it was because it was such an easy clear. Me not bothering to do better is indicative of neither my nor his skill.
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>>743407093
you sure do like pretending to be me

devil blade stage 3
https://streamable.com/g1fw7o
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>>743407838
Listen, little buddy, I'm happy you were so triggered by my existence that you actually started playing a shmup so you can more easily pretend to be me, but you don't have to. In addition to just being off-putting, people will respect you much, much more if you get your own identity. Hope this helps!
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>some autist RPGturd
Actually, he's a based RPGchad for clearing the game better than your shitclear 23 million run.
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>still copying jaimers
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDDbKvxqfwU
21 million
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>>743407838
this looks so boring
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Mork is better because he got that 2-ALL on DooDooPoo
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>memelectric cuckergoyslop
Lmao
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The big sadness of these threads is that no one will post gameplay because the community is small enough that any game footage will inevitably be scoured on the handful of shmup discords to find people out.

Which leaves the thread in the hands of annoying avatarfaggots and people larping as them.
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>>743408136
well anon, maybe if you stopped being a cowardly and cannibalistic faggot maybe you could just post gameplay
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no one is watching these videos or cares nigga
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>>743408184
No one cares tranny
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>>743408259
keep not playing and keep coming into the threads for the sole purpose of whining and shitposting
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I will :^)
stay mad tranny
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>>743408413
I will :)
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>>743408198
How can we combine shmups and poker in a single game?
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>>743408136
I don't even bother mentioning the game at this point. I'm the only active western player playing it, so it's not that hard to find my stuff on youtuibe and twitch based on recent activities.
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>>743408136
Well, go ahead and be the change you want to see then. I'm working on my crimzon clover 1cc, and i don't have anything worth posting yet. I'll post it as soon as I beat it(whenever that is).
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>>743409058
He's not going to because he's been sitting in the threads shitting them up for months. He doesn't even want to be here, but he can't let go so he spends hours here every day complaining and making sure everyone else is just as miserable.
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>>743398272
just use mame for that
i know the cave steam ports are like that, i cant imagine an indie shmup not having that (but there's probably some anyways)
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>>743409204
sorry hombre. no mames.
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>>743409863
why?



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