What would be the pros and cons of dating and being Kokonoe Mercury's boyfriend?
>>743375257Imagine you wake up to the sound of her giggling, you open your eyes and see that you're in a dimly lit chamber. As you try to move, you realize that your arms and legs are fastened to a crossbeam, spread apart. You also notice now that you are completely naked. She comes from around the corner, still giggling, before delivering swift, brutal kicks to your exposed, dangling testicles. What do you do?
>Prosyou could stick your finger in her ear fluff when she isn't expecting it and she would make a cute noise>ConsYou would die
pros: shes smart so she can make breakfast and devices to sellcons: you have to watch her around cats and bathe her
>>743375257Proshttps://youtu.be/my7DgGoXR-QConshttps://youtu.be/my7DgGoXR-Q
what do we think about this
>>743375257>ProsShe is a genius and can also use magicCuteIf you can work past her bitchy exterior and forge a bond, she is willing to do stupid shit for your sake (based on one of Litchi's bad endings)Your hypothetical children will most likely be strong as fuck>ConsMajor bitchMassive mommy and daddy issues.She might experiment on you, plant a bomb in you, or turn you into a borg or somethingMight kill youHer mom might also kill you (not even because of Kokonoe but because Nine is a psycho cunt)If you make her sad her dad will break you in half if he finds out.>QuestionableMight get too freaky during sex which may be a pro or con depending on your preferences and kinks
>>743376016If she truly cares about you, at most she’ll give your face a scratch.
>>743377024>Might get too freaky during sex In what sense?
>>743376475The dub for the series was so good
>>743376586Honestly, I’d give her a massage... I’d try to get her relaxed enough to move on to the next step, if you know what I mean. hehe
>>743376025Doesn't she bathe?
>>743375257what's with the twin tail trope with catgirls in japan
>>743379447yeah but shes a bitch who just wants attention, or your inferno driver steamy
Can I hit on her mom?
>>743382757Sure, provided you don't have a problem dealing with her potential tantrums.
>>743378632Probably weird sex contraptions and fuckery based on the spectacles of eros gag ending where her tirade got censored.
>>743382757You can try but if you arent furry or her sister she will most likely kill you. Even the furry defense might not work since her sister autism supersedes that
>>7433799711 for massaging balls 1 for stroking dick
>>743375257She could create a suit of combat armor, more or less like Iron Man's... But for me?
>>743376586She wants you to kiss her feet, anon.
>>743387041this happened to me yesterday
