>Walk into CeX to escape the oppressive hum of the outside world>Eyes immediately drawn to the bargain shelf>There it is>Dinosaur Adventure for the PlayStation 2>Two euros and fifty cents>Only 2.50 to peer directly into the abyssLook at this box art, bros. I am literally shaking. Look at the big pink long-neck. Look at those eyes. There is no soul behind those pupils. That is the face of a creature that has witnessed the birth and death of three separate universes and found them all deeply, profoundly boring.And the little one riding on its back? Why is it staring directly into my soul? It knows my search history. It knows what I did in the summer of '16. It’s whispering secrets of the cosmos to me through the plastic cover."INCLUDES: CARTOON MOVIE, JIGSAW PUZZLE, PAIRS, COLOURING BOOK PUZZLE"THE HOLY TETRAD OF HIGH-END SIXTH-GENERATION GAMING.Forget Metal Gear Solid 3. Forget Silent Hill 2. THIS is the peak of the PS2 library. Phoenix Games didn't just publish software; they channeled primordial, cursed energy from the deepest rifts of the European budget gaming underworld.I bought it. I didn't even use a card. I handed the cashier a sticky, wet 2-euro coin and a 50-cent piece that smelled faintly of copper and ancient dread. He didn't look me in the eye. He knew.I went home, put it in my fat PS2. The disc drive groaned like a dying beast. The Phoenix Games logo popped up and my nose immediately started bleeding. I've been playing "Pairs" for 14 hours now. I can hear the "Yee" dinosaur in my walls. It wants its tree stars, anon.IT WANTS ITS TREE STARS.
>It knows what I did in the summer of '16have diapers put on by your mom?
>>743375525Oh shit it's a Phoenix Games gem.
>>743375525isn't your kind banned from the internet right now?
>>743375525>Look at those eyes>There is no soul behind those pupilsKEKKKKK. laughing my fucking ass off. that came unexpected
>>743375525A high-quality post? On MY /v/?!
>>743375525I've never been to a CeX before what am I missing out on?
Gameplay when
>>743379323The smell of piss.
