tis cold in my tent..
>>743380067We're gonna need a bigger blanket...
kys burger
>Upon returning to camp you find that half your supplies are missing. Curious.
>Cold? You? Really?
>>743380067What did you do fatty? Eat all the blankets?
>>743380067I’d still gladly hit it.
>>743380067Doubtful with all that blubber, my lady. I bid you a good night. Oh, and might I suggest...eating less? We need everyone fit for the quest at hand. Again, good night.
>>743380579And she'd let you (so long as you were a very smelly and ugly male goblin)
Stop wasting my camp resources stupid bitch
>>743380067Marshmallow Heart
>>743380905>le latinx shark
>>743380067Wtf bro
>>743380067DOWN DOWN DOWN BY THE SNACKBAR
>>743380067>Showheart, we have 2 days of supplies left, you've already ate for 6 people in 3 days! I'm ordering you a full week of fasting you selfish cow!
Shadow Everything
>>743380067So you decided to gain Winter Weight?
>>743380067Project "fill Shadowheart with cream until she explodes" is continuing apace...
>>743380067Invoke duplicity? How about you invoke some self-control, bitch
>>743380067i like my girls older,fat with tattoos and a high body count.
>>743380067this is what princess leia looks like now.If you know you know
>>743380067DON'T QUOTE MORRIGAN, YOU'RE NOT FIT TO LICK HER ASS
>>743384115I think it's funny if the former things happen after the latter. She rides the cock carousel, gets older and fat, can't find partners anymore and just gets progressively fatter and desperate.
>>743381172Kek
>fat>small titscursed combo
>>743384518i hate that tattoos became correlated with high body count hoes, my gf has tattoos but it's anime shit and she doesn't leave the house
>>743385472Anon she existed before you met her...
>>743385472get her pregnant like immediately.
>>743385472Me and my bros ran a train on your girl
>>743385552i doubt she was much different before i met her, she's always been like this, she has books from high school filled with black buttler stickers and drawings
what's the appeal of fatties
>>743384518this is what happens everytime tbqhwfngl desu
>>743380403this. i was fat in school and would wear shorts and t shirts during winter. people told me i was crazy. i told them nah im just fat
>>743386034they're pretty damn soft, which makes them great for cuddling. you can also take them to fun dine ins and restaurants because they aren't concerned about sticking to a diet. also they guaranteed to have sedentary hobbies.
>>743380067You look disgusting shadowheart. Here let me use my transmogrify spell to fix that... There, much better
>>743386034only option for ~85% of men
>>743386609>average american woman weights 170lb
>>743386034You won't know genuine warmth and security until you cuddle with a big girl on a cold winter night.
>>743386797you say that like it's somehow a bad thing
indians sure love to spam ai slop
>>743386034fuck one and you'll understand
>>743386887all these so called "big" girls are turbo womanletsno thanks, I will not curse my child with dwarfism
>>743387580cope
>>743385472>>743385962Why haven't you wifed her yet?
>>743380067It's warmer in my tent with the two kobolds i'm fucking up the ass... night.
>>743387580>He doesn't want a harem of thick dwarf daughters Nigga you gay as well.
>>743385708>>743388260i still have 70% of my life to live, that's too much responsibility for now
>>743380067Fat Shadowheart just doesn't work. Shadowheart is more the supermodel type, and as such she needs to be slim.
>>743389163disagree. she turns to the bottle if you kill everyone in the grove, and she's definitely the type to stress eat.
>>743386887What the hell happened to her upper butt?
>>743388463Short "women" aren't women or beautiful, they're more like girls and are cute if anything.
>>743386034>what's the appeal of big fluffy pillows
>>743380067she looks like a nortubel character
>>743389560That's a compressed love handle, retard.
>>743391070okay. and?
>>743380067
>>743380807thanks, elf quentin
>>743386034nothing.
This motherfucker LOVES self replying. What are you trying to accomplish by keeping this nothing thread afloat?
>>743380067then get a thicker blanket
>>743380067Build for BBC (big bear cock)
>>743392282Her boy squeezes her there for hours every night, so it developed that way.
Then cover yourself harlot.
>>743386887You never did this because I did and it sucks
>>743389657I wouldn't take advice on female beauty from a pedophile
>>743380067Post THAT chonky cosplayer with a bush.
>>743392458>looks olderFat literally plumps up the face and removes wrinkles.
>>743395665You're just gay, that's all.
>>743395802Even a broken clock is right twice a day
>>743380067I don't know why people keep posting a frontal shot of overweight Shart. Make a screenie of her backside in camp gear, holy.Guaranteed gamarilliquintrillion replies.
>>743397543this image is so upsetting
>>743380067I severly doubt it
>>743397543Ozempic should be outlawed
>>743397812You cannot look me in the eye and tell me you think this braphog is attractive
>>743398846I think she grows more beautiful and resplendent with every pound.
>>743380067>tis
>>743380067Is that what they call a torta?
>>743399115Brosnan pls
>>743398717this
>>743386034Their flab is fun to mess with
>>743380067ps2 rock band guitar hero algorithm
>>743397543you'd think the gaunt ozempic look would turn people off of it but i guess not
>>743397543>EU Obese vs EU 10/10
>>743380067I don't mind the extra pounds, but you're lacking a certain few features, like having extra hair, and a nice big fluffy tail
>>743385472how did she get tattoos without leavign her house?
liking obese women is more dysgenic than being a cunnyfag, yet SOCIETY praises them
