What's Nintendo's secret?
Onions wonBaby games wonBing bing wahoo!
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Indians, and a lot of them.
>>743382713sailing the blue oceans.
>>743382713threatening miyazaki for one game
>inb4 "le court cases"nobody cares. We're here to talk about video games.
>>743382983could be worse, could be that AI generated version with the random smears on the arms and perfectly round eyes
great games and hardware at a fair pricethat's the secret
>>743382713Only actually purchasing one or two studios over the span of decades that've proven to consistently do good work instead of blowing billions gobbling up five hundred random studios every single year who've worked on one notable IP each definitely helps
>>743382996OP isn't talking about Sony/MS though.
>>743382713Nintendo should be shooting itself with*lazy remasters*
>>743382713because nintendo makes movies now
>>743382713They spent decades building up a dedicated consumer base and are willing to endure the long term deprecation of their financial war chest to have a real cushion instead of constant reinvestment leading to everything being feast or famine.In other words they are Toymakers who figured out how to do that really well and are content to remain that way, thus letting them bake defenses against lean years into their business strategy.
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>>743383552What was the last remaster?
>>743382983It's annoying when retards start misusing them, like here implying Steam has done anything but win for the past two decades
>>743382713Posted it again award.
>>743383658Star Fox 2026
>>743382865Shut up.
>>743383552Kind of a moot point when that's just an industry standard now
>>743382713a captive audience who can't get their "bing bing wahoo" fix anywhere else.
>>743382713tell me again how valve is responsible for russian gambling websites
>>743383701It's not about winning. The image is about companies shooting themselves for no reason. Otherwise you can say Nintendo won too since manchildren keep buying all their games (remember how confident /v/ was that ZA would flop?).
>>743383874>The image is about companies shooting themselves for no reasonOooh, like so>>743383629
>>743383241Nintendo's retarded patent nonsense would have had a huge impact on video games if they didn't keep losing their cases though.
>>743383919>leftist vs right memes.jpg
can't believe the local schizo is here posting his anti-folder lol
>>743382983It was also drawn by an actual pedophile with a shit fetish
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>>743384214Thanks for the update, @ninpatenswatch.bsky.social
>Nintendo haters are bluesky tranniesEvery time.
>>743383629>pocketpair had to pay for Nintendo lawyers costs.>pocketpair had to change most of the mechanics palworld had that could be found in pokémon and other nintendo games.>pocketpair had to stop using characters that resemble pokémons on their official merch>but somehow pocketpair actually won.do paltards really? lol
>>743384516>>pocketpair had to change most of the mechanics palworld had that could be found in pokémon and other nintendo games.So nothing good
They simply didn't over hire during the pandemic because they knew the line would not go up forever, unlike 90% of the industry.
>>743384516>>pocketpair had to pay for Nintendo lawyers costs.source: ass>>pocketpair had to change most of the mechanics palworld had that could be found in pokémon and other nintendo games.Those are not in the patent>>pocketpair had to stop using characters that resemble pokémons on their official merchNot what the lawsuit was about.
>>743384456Snoys are all trannies or militant wokies no surprise
>releases a new game every monthYou mean lazy shit like the starfox demake, and walking sims like Pokopia, Tomodachi Life and Yoshi's book? That's like praising sony for re-releasing another TLOU remaster. And don't get me started on that disgusting trash that is their current output. the foul taste of Metroid Prime 4 continues leaving an aftertaste.
>>743382713I havent seen a single thread about ANY nintendo game released in the past year get more than 50 replies. All nintentoddlers can do is spam console war bullshit
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in case anyone is wondering why the schizos are pissy this time, yet another chinkoid gacha got censoredapparently "only" outside of chinkna but that's still going to be enough to kill trust on the game, and that's before the inevitable "give an inch take a mile" payment processor faggotry
>>743384792yeah :D>>743383574
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>Tendies defending the fact that Nintendo tried to make the industry worse by patenting milquetoast mechanics that many other games use.
>>743384753>too busy playing the games to post on this shitholebased
>>743383785Meanwhile...>ShiftUp gifts Elotes Doro a bunch of free Nikke stuff
>>743384565if it was bad why pocketpair copied them?
>>743382713>tendies when they see a Palworld thread
>>743384909They're the jews of gaming.
>>743382713Goyim
>>743384942>>743330020Doesn't look like they're playing the games, or even discussing them.
>>743384753you're clearly not lurking enough
>>743384456>>743384705>what are splatoon lobbies and smash stage builder
>>743385063You're aware the pauline tripfag is a snoy, right?He even bragged about buying AC shadows, who the fuck with a brain is going to post on his thread?
>>743385063>links to the pauline schizo thread retard.
>>743382713Being a toy company that turned into a game company.
>tendie tries making a shill thread for his corpo>fails miserably
>>743385063>ctrl f The Pauline III Theorist !BL75yFYoME>98 results>out of 304 posts>literally a third of the thread is just this one fag>and the other two thirds are likely his ass samefagging from another devicegrim
>>743383523Plus they usually buy studios to scoop up the talent rather than just hoard IPs, which the talent itself is apparently happy with because Nintendo has some of the highest employee retention in the industry.
>>743383701>like here implying Steam has done anything but win for the past two decadesSteam Machines? Steam Frame? The original Steam Controller? The Index?Valve's hardware ventures rarely pan out well.
>>743382713Whatever secret Disney achieved in the 20th century. The dark arts of mascotization and cult building.
>>743385169Why did you neglect to mention they started as Yakuza and were into making money from gambling?
>>743384909>>743385035Maybe you fags could, I don't know, be more creative and stop copying Nintendo?If Nintendo had patented the act of jumping, other companies would have been forced to be more creative and wouldn't have made unimaginative Mario clones.Patents make the industry better; they prevent copycats like Sonic and Palworld.
>>743385212>>743383523>they have high employee retention>they constantly do good workThen explain the shit that is nu-Paper Mario, or Metroid Prime 4.
>Maybe you fags could, I don't know, be more creative and stop copying Nintendo?
>>743382713Being in Japan. That is quite literally it. If Nintendo were a European company, it’d be looked at like the Collecovision tier plastic garbage it was, failing upward.
>>743385361Strange how Nintendo fans keep trying to hide Prime 4, aka a game that's literal propaganda for diversity hires and DEI and other shit.I couldn't imagine the pushback this game would've gotten if any other company did it.
>>743384749>d-doesn't countyep, I take it Rhythm Heaven, Splatoon, Fire Emblem, etc don't count too, right?
>>743385350Kensuke Tanabe, next question
>>743382713A cult fanbase who posts delusional shit like this.Post a version where Nintendo shoots itself over emulation and romhacks/fangames while Steam watches.
>>743384749>pokopia and tomodachi life are walking simslollmao evenyou put as much effort on dismissing the games as sony puts into making games
>>743384942this. I actually only post here when I'm at my work and am bored of having nothing to do at my free time just like now. I completely forget this shithole exist when I'm at my home because of all the fun games I can play on my Sw1+Sw2.
>>743385520>casual shovelware>P2P>anime shitYeah, doesn't count. Otherwise I'd have to count TLOU and God of War for sony's side, aka low effort games.
>>743382713Having a fanbase of loyal retards
>>743385320DELET THIS!
>>743385551Why wasn't he fired the moment he made Sticker Star? Why wasn't the entirety of Retro canned after Prime 4?
Another thread where Tendies finger their buttholes while having angry fantasies about being hatefucked by PCgods and le snoys?
>>743385754because the blame for mp4 falls on bamco and retro didn't want the game to take another decade so they just finished and shat it out to move on asap
>>743385480Nobody tries to hide shit. Prime 4 was near-universally hated, sold poorly as a result, and the only time it ever comes up anymore is Metroid fans rightfully shitting on it.
>>743385840>Prime 4 was near-universally hatedxDDDD
>>743385686trying too hard
>>743385829>the blame falls on bamcoThen why didn't they can it and start over? Don't tell me they did that, when they clearly forced Retro to use the leftovers, and didn't even let them get rid of the bad parts like the diversity hires.Did even one person from retro stand up and say "hold on, this is a stupid idea, let's NOT put it in"?
>>743384819Lmao not even surprised at this point.
>>743382713has there ever been a pro-Nintendo thread on /v/ that wasn't a falseflag?
>>743385965Who knows? Ask retro directly instead of chimping out like a nigger here.
>>743382713that's the power of exclusive babydon't know why sony went full retard and ported their games to pc lmao
>>743386058So much for Nintendo treating their employees well, when saying even one single thing against the higher ups could get you fired.
Hey tendies.Even if you somehow win the Palworld lawsuit and shut the game down, there's already a dozen Chinese clones coming soon and you won't be able to do shit about them because half of them are protected by commies themselves.
>>743386157You're making up a fanfic inside your head and getting mad at it instead of asking retro directly.Seek medical help nigga.Terraria is a dogshit movie game btw.
>>743385840in my case, the only time I remember Prime 4 exist is to spit on snoys since they loved to say that Retro Studios would die thanks to it and yet, they actually hired some Bluepoint devs after Sony killed it lol
>>743386162so?why im supposed to care?
>>743386218>worships trash like Metroid Prime 4>hates actual video games
>>743386038only lewd ones.
>>743382713They have been having tons of issues too. The new releases have not been hitting very well except maybe Tears of the Kingdom which was 3 years ago. Mario Odyssey came out 9 years ago and their games were becoming wet turds even before that. Pokemon is their biggest hitter yet talk to anyone and they will agree the franchise has been in the toilet for like 20 years. Nintendo's blessing is having a very devoted fanbase and many many IPs which remain fairly well-respected, which in part is due to their own intelligent handling, but also because fundamentally the games don't lend well to the contrivances of modern video games so they weren't a focus for a long time.
>>743386294baldy, you really have nothing better to do than cry yourself to sleep after shitposting about nintendo all day?
>>743382713I tried to talk about this with someone I know and they went off about how Nintendo just had a massive lay off of a ton of employees last year. So I had to look that shit up and it was less than 100 people, they were all at NoA, they were all contractors, and it was entirely in their customer service department. Which isn't the best I guess, but it sure as shit isn't anywhere near as bad as everyone else right now. This is a reminder to do your own research when people scream stupid things at you.
>>743386572>literally seethes about Terraria in a completely unrelated thread>accuses others of crying LOL
>>743385260None of which have been financial disasters.Valve experiments, and they usually aren’t game-changers, but their limited runs mean they don’t have massive costs to recoup. And, importantly, it has zero effect on users. If you don’t care about the hardware, cool, absolutely nothing has changed for you.
>>743386648>Outs himself as the sealiontard.>Instantly tries to damage control after realizing it.Lol indeed.
>>743382713>make great games>still release physicalWOAW. I only buy physical. I'm not gonna buy GCKs
>>743386721This is what I don't get. If you like the steam deck, it's great. If you don't, it doesn't impact you at all. Why do consolegroids try to pin it as some catastrophic failure?
>>743386760>he posted it again
>>743386912>no arguments again
>>743386838>continues to seethe about a completely unrelated gameGo back to jerking off Prime 4.
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>>743387070Why didn't they change the guy who looks like Lucario? wasn't he even more egregious?
>>743386897>Why do consolegroids try to pin it as some catastrophic failure?wasn't this literally because valvetards tried to sell it as the "Switch killer" with all the videos of it running Switch emulators and other shit and it went and failed to sell more than a literal Master System variant from Brazil?
>>743386981Nice
>>743386967>he posted the 'muh no arguments again' againkeeeek
>>743387165Except it accomplished everything people wanted out of it. It was a decent alternative that had great emulation and steam integration.>MUH SALESI'm not a tranny, so I don't care about sales.
Another cry about Nintendo thread huh.
>>743387284>no argument again
Let's lighten up this thread with some 3D Mario predictions.
>>743387358>tendie makes a stinky thread>HELP, WE TENDIES ARE UNDER ATTACK
>>743382713>sec-ACK!
>>743387362He's not gonna present an argument. He's just here to shitpost. Trust me, it's not worth the effort.Note how his biggest argument against valve is "w-well the steam machine is expensive" and yet he'll call people poorfags for not wanting to pay a subscription to play online.
>>743387484>Had give Nintendo 30k>We won guys because I said so!!Not how it works bud.
>>743386760Dragon Quest and Nintendo are bros
>>743387362and why would anyone waste their time to discuss on a pic that says that a canine was copied from a feline? this shit has been used and laughed for like 2 years already, anon. everyone is laughing at you for being a failure and keep posting it again and again for 2+ years.
>and why would anyone waste their time to discuss on a pic that says that a canine was copied from a feline? >this shit has been used and laughed for like 2 years already, anon. everyone is laughing at you for being a failure and keep posting it again and again for 2+ years.
Palworld
>>743387285>sales don't countfunny how it did when you made the thread about it selling gazillons of units and killing the switch.
Valve
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>743388229>743388272>another ported meme
>>743387581so how often in court cases does the loser pay the winner?
>>743388236>funny how it did when [schizo headcanon]Take your meds before you hurt yourself.
>>743383523They collaborate with other studios to produce games. All the management still rests on the studios while Nintendo gets temporary manpower for production.
>743388492>it didn't happeneddecktards lost so hard they're clearly deluding themselves now lol
Steam
>>743388723>>it didn't happenedSAAAAR
Why is this board full of schizos?
>>743388904Because jannies aren't doing their job and herding tendies onto their containment board
>>743388904Which argument did you lose so badly you need to vaguepost about it?
>>743389084lol wut
>>743382713They have cute gay girls
