still don't know why we never got to see him without his hat across all three games

He can't have sex, his hips would be broken.

>>743385612
Hat? That's just his head.

>>743385612
he’s a balding hatfisher

>the pilot literally gets with the ship

some writer thought this was hilarious

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Shepard is luckier.

>>743385495
I cringe just thinking about Mass Effect 3. I love 1 and 2 but 3 is just a trainwreck on so many levels. Multiplayer was awesome though.

>>743385635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fe_JeQ6hlwo

>>743385495
not really
unless there is some obscure shop where he can buy and outfit his robowaifu with Cockmilker XL 5000 vagina model
which i doubt it as there doesn't seem to be any fucking androids as far as i remember
so he's stuck just rubbing it against her i guess

>>743386521
I agree. 3 made a lot of story decisions anyone else would've stopped at the "idea" stage. A lot of "no... just no" kind of ideas made it into the story this time.

>>743386559

>he's stuck just rubbing it against her

Just like my freshmen year of high school.

Then I just started taking it.

>>743386521
It really isnt. The only trainwreck is last 30 minutes.
The rest is fine. Of course nowhere near ME1 or ME2, but it still shits on most games released in the last ten years.

>>743385495
Imagine what she would look like if this game was made today..

>>743387132
everything involving reapers is total shit. you have to disassociate from the plot and just enjoy the ride.

>>743387132
Nah. 3 is full of groan-worthy moments, and not just the dialogue itself being cringy. It's both god clunker dialogue for many parts of the game, especially self-referential inside-humor with fans that shouldn't ever have existed inside of the game, but the plot is just so full of "what, we're doing THIS?" moments.

>>743385495
I thought joker was paralyzed waist down?

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Reminder that ME1>ME3>ME2
If you disagree youre a fucking nigger

>>743385495
You wouldn't a spaceship

>>743387132
No its shit in and all the way through.
The whole Cerberus/Illusive man plotline is retarded
Geth Quarian war plot is equally retarded
The Crucible being a thing is completely beyond retarded.
The only decent section is Tuchanka.
The best part of the game was its online.

>>743387132
The plot is fucked the second you discover the crucible, and that’s within the first hour of gameplay

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>>743387492

Joke's crippled faggot and you'd know that if you'd seen all the story content. Joker and EDI literally can't work out because *BRAAAAAAP!!!* GIANT DOOKY SHIT EVERYWHERE! SPURTS OF FECES FLYING OUT OF MY ASSHOLE. *BRAAAAAAAP!!!!* GIANT SHIT TURDS STUCK TO WALLS. OY VEY I LOVE SHITTING MYSELF GOY. *BRAAAAAAAP!!!!*

>>743387487
ME2 being the worst is definitely an opinion

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>>743385612
very end of ME1 we see him without his hat
he's got like a quasi caesar cut

>>743388096
pretty normal opinion to have once you start paying your own bills

>>743385495
I like it when she has a huge robot dick and balls, normally I don't like RadRoachHD type artists, but some of her stuff is good. One of the few times lmao.

it sucks that she only looks that good in the engine of her own game. first mf to make R34 using ME3 gets my disposable income

>>743387910
Meds

>>743388294
Funny since contrarian faggots are typically teenage losers who still live with mommy and daddy and are looking for something to make them seem like special snowflakes

>>743387487
I agree anon, but it seems you used the wrong arrow by accident, it's supposed to be "<"