It's up
>>743387298it will score 11/10
NINTENDO HIRE
Legend of Zelda AI of Time.
>>743387298It's down its all all around tonight we're gonna party in this town. It's up its down it's all all around its time to get wasted pass out on the ground
How do we fix OOT for the modern audience?
>>743387298more like sloparina of slime
>>743387925make the weapons break and shops to repair them
>>743387925More accessible controls, more cutscenes, 4K graphics, and voice acting.
Looks like AI
6 Knuckles
Do people really think we're getting a full reimagining? Just look at the Star Fox remake. Other than the added curscenes the game is basically 1:1 of the original.
>>743389082That game was made by fat pasty American nerds. OoT is made by superior Nihonjin super devs.
>>743387925Make every single female character an ugly unlikable girlboss with Laura bailey voice
>>743387298Holy fucking fuck, it looks so good /v/ros. It feels like I'm back in '96 sitting in my jammies in front of my crt tv on christmas day... that was before I started losing my hair
grim
>jeets look at this and go 'this should replace artists'i hearby revoke the term bug people from china and give it to india
>>743387925zelda doesn’t need saving and will instead show up and save link constantly
>>743389465They can both share it.
>>743387925Nintendo doesn't pander to the modern wudience
>>743389465bugs includes the ones that are like effective machines, which fits the soulless discipline of east asian societiesjeets are more like maggots and grubs
>>743389520
>>743387925Graphic scenes of young link impregnating Saria, Zelda, Ruto, and Malon, then interacting with his kids post-timeskip.
>>743387925Voice actingSong of Soaring
>>743389359is that why we have child Link bare feet super detailed close ups in 4k now
>5 months max until release>still haven't seen gameplay or anything else beyond a mild teaser
>>743390114And you won't, either. You won't see anything until Amazon or some other storefront "accidentally" ships a game or 20 ahead of release and Nintendo pretends to seethe as view counts soar into the millions. A leak gets far more attention than a standard trailer, this has been the meta and yet many are still too blind to recognize when it's happening.
>>743387925This thing makes shit fly off shelves.
>mfw its open world
>>743390691Expect shrines and you won't be disappointed when they show up
>>743389465Artists have already been replaced anon. They are utterly useless now.
>>743389964Nintendo hired some sort of man
>>743390691I wish. The new Zelda games are actually fun, while OoT is just going to be a boring hallway simulator.>Hey link we need you to push this one block for 30 seconds onto this switch to open the door!Riveting.
>>743390691OoT has always been open world
>>743387925Cook full heals anywhere and even during boss fights.
>>743388112It's not. It's up.
>>743387925We dont
>>743389607This was retro
>>743389607I think the real obnoxious thing is wearing huge frames underneath a scifi helmet. Like, that helmet's visor should provide corrective vision already. I could understand taking out and putting on glasses if you take the helmet off, but under just looks weird.
>>743390691yeah imagine oot if you could got to castle town, lonlon ranch, kakariko, gerudo valley, the lost woods and lake hylia right after leaving kokiri forest
>>743387925Make it gayer, easier, gayer, more streamlined, gayer, and throw some new assets on top. Also make it more gay.
>>743389483Does he know?
>>743387298GOOD MORNING SAAR!
>>743389607He's SO ugly. He's uglier than the chick from the Fable teaser.
