>turn daughter like relationship from ME1 to horny human men obsessed gooner in ME2what gives?
>>743389717>daughter like relationship from ME1reddit coded post
big horse cock
>>743389717This is what puberty does to a girl with father issues
>Jenkins thread ignored for goonbaitGrim, nobody actually cares about the games anymore do they?
>>743390248I was there when the meltdown happenedtime flies
>>743390248Who is that?
>>743390360
>>743389717>daughter like relationship You did not play the game
>>743390570I liked her singing so this isn't a problem
>>743390248This is the human-made "art" the anti-AI people champion.
>>743390579It was for ME1, but they changed it to ordinary romance in ME2 with retcon like "I actually always loved you, but was too afraid to ask"
>>7433904621st day on /v/?
>>743390462Mass effect is cringe. I only care about Tali.
>>743390694>It was for ME1It wasn't
People said they wanted to fuck herBioware did not anticipate people wanting to fuck herThey overcompensated when they made her fuckable
>>743389717Normalniggers wanted romance, so it happened. They don't care about anything else. That's why, at the time of its release, no one really complained that the plot of ME2 was just one big filler.
>>743390845>Bioware did not anticipate people wanting to fuck herWith the body they gave her?Are they insane?
>>743390853ME2 is essentially a WEG yea, even the character design is WEG tier
>>743390853>at the time of its release, no one really complained that the plot of ME2 was just one big filler.Because we thought it was actually leading somewhere satisfying that would tie up the plot threads.We were wrong and going back and playing ME2 again genuinely feels pretty pointless
>>743390917You can look up the quote, something about thinking nobody would be attracted to her "chicken legs"
>>743390917I mean, Garus was not an option till ME2 either
>>743389717>daughterNo, faggot. Every female character is your wife unless explicitly stated otherwise, and even if stated to be daughterlike, they are now simply daughterwives. It's pretty easy to understand.
>>743390981For Garrus it's all his personality and voice, the devs probably didn't know how he'd turn out
>>743390694keep the mask on, tali
>>743391086No
>>743390694I'm more mad that they made her into a backstabbing traitor than any romantic shit.Can't even kill her on the spot for it or declare war against her entire race.
>>743391086Coward
>Species are literally space Israelis>Still a popular character even on /v/How did Bioware do it?
>>743391625I thought they were gyppos
Any being that can experience pride will make robotos in their image. Therefor Quarians should look like Geth 1:1.
>>743392037Anything that can experience the uncanny valley will never make a robot completely in their image.
>>743389717>ywn cuddle with Tali on the couch and watch the entire Lord of the Rings directors cut trilogy and show her amazing human culture for the first timeIt's so over...
>>743391981That, but also their motivation is "muh promised land!"
>>743392328I don't think a two hundred year old movie would be a good example of Human culture.
>>743391342>they made her into a backstabbing traitorRetard
>>743392429Incredibly weak and flawed justification for trying to link them to Israel. They are diaspora Jews but not Israelis.
>>743390694Never liked this art because of the eyes. Quarians blatantly have bright white glowing eyes, its literally their most visible feature. Otherwise its a fair interpretation.
>>743392457>showcase the indomitable human spirit against insurmountable odds>genuine simple rural life with community and family before the corporate dystopian post industrial hell crept over the world>fellowship against encroaching darkness>fantastic special effects and cgi at the timeYou're a nigger with no soul.
>>743392641they're genocidal and deeply retarded space zionists, that is literally the only justification you need for linking them to Israel, mossad
>>743392745>>fantastic special effects and cgi at the timeAnd this matters how for someone 200 years into the future that can watch live gladiator fights against simulations so realistic they can hurt the contestants? Boomers ditched theaters for cinemas, zoomers hate any old game, people 200 years in the future will hate full body virtual reality for not being as advanced as alternate reality, let alone some pre-FTL movie
>>743389717Picture unrelated?
>>743390462I saw that thread and thought it was funny, but I doubt most people who played ME1-3 even remember who Jenkins is. He's barely in the first game.
>>743393183We've already established that you're a nigger with no soul but I'll humor you by saying that LOTR is the climax peak of human filmmaking. No other movies made will ever come even close to the perfection and quality from the casting, writing, music score, action scenes and world building. It's quite possibly the best introduction to human culture you could ever show an alien girlfriend but you're a soulless nigger that can't figure it out.
>>743391342The Cerberus II was not Alliance property.
>>743390694>It was for ME1I know I'm repeating myself but you did not play the game
>>743393494>climax of filmmakingIn other words, climax of slop. I'd much rather show aliens video games if I want to impress them
>>743390692Nobody championed mass effect 3, Ranjeesh.
>>743392745>>743393494I don't think Tali would be impressed, and would probably be put off by your annoying autistic obsession with Lord of the Ring because I swear you bring up LOTR every Tali thread. She'd probably think you were a freak and ask Shepard to make you leave her alone. Imagine getting hostile because not everyone dick rides a movie as much as you do. Genuinely pathetic behavior.
>>743392328Nah, I bet Tali would think it was shit. Star Trek on the other hand, that would be right up her alley.
>>743394660>Tali is extremely dubious of Data the moment she hits TNG>drunk Tali watching Measure of a Man yelling "IT'S A MACHINE!!! IT IS PROPERTY!!!!">Tali skipping every Data heavy episode from then on
>>743389717>>743390248>>743390547
>>743393578>I know I'm repeating myselfyeah because you have no argument. thank you for admitting that you are wrong and i am right
>>743389717She's built for bullying>Never bring her with you>Tell her the Quarians were in the wrong about the Geth uprising>Tell her to quit being mopey when she gets homesick>Not give her the Geth data for her pilgrimage>Hand Vetor over to Cerberus against her wishes>Save her as the last thing you can do in ME2 or just straight up ignore her completely>Don't hug her after finding her dead dad>Sell her father out at the trial>Tell her you're not interested in her>Side with Legion>Brainwash the heretics leading to more Quarian deaths in 3>Get her killed, which is easy as she has the lowest likelihood of survival in the suicide mission along with Mordin>Side against her every time during any argument involving her>Side with the Geth and let all the Quarians die>Don't try and save her from killing herself>Pick destroy meaning she and the Quarians died for nothing now that all the Geth are dead as wellI don't think you can be this evil to anyone else in Mass Effect.
>KOTOR threads are always thoughtful, funny, with good conversation>ME threads are always filled with zoomers, coomers, contrarian boomers
