Today is a special day. It's the anniversary of the Famicom's release in Japan. Which means by all rights, it's both the anniversary of the birth of the modern game industry, and my wife Blanc's birthday! Yes, I know the CPUs do not have "official" birthdays, and for the life of me I don't know why Compile Heart never gave them any, but since Blanc is Nintendo personified, and Ultradimension Blanc is based on the Famicom, I feel this fits best. The only other date that fits is the release day of the Wii on November 19, since she and Lowee in general were originally based specifically on it.In any case, happy birthday to my beloved goddess! If I had a cake or tangerines to give, I would, but unfortunately I don't and don't have the means to acquire them at the moment...
>>743394768Going to celebrate by blowing fat loads on her face
>>743394963Go cum on something that isn't my wife, thank you.
No one would remember the Game & Watch if not for Smash Bros.
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